Bob's Burgers 4x15

Directed by

Matt Walsh as Rick (voice) • Michael Showalter as Ethan (voice) • Lindsey Stoddart as Mandy (voice) / Ramone (voice) • Brian Huskey as Regular Sized Rudy (voice) / Rudy's Father (voice)

The Belchers take a trip on a train and, to their dismay, Louise, Gene and Tina are seated in a separate train car. Never one to follow the rules, Louise ropes the children into helping her on her mission to steal the vast chocolate supply from the restaurant car! Meanwhile, Bob and Linda indulge in some wine tasting and have a "taste-off" with a snobby couple.

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1. Mm.

2. You gotta wrap it up, Teddy. We're closing for the afternoon.

3. But we'll be back in a few hours for the dinner rush.

4. I'm ready. Let's go.

5. - Why do you have two bottles of wine? - What? It's a wine train.

6. You guys going on the wine train?

7. You get the wine on the train, Lin. You don't have to bring it.

8. Ohh.

9. - Otherwise, it would be called a train. - Right.

10. Lin, you're sure kids are allowed on this thing?

11. It says right here in the brochure, "Kids are allowed."

12. It says, "Kids are allowed, but not welcome."

13. Like in the health and sexuality section at the bookstore.

14. - Where's Gene? - He's picking out his outfit.

15. I'm gonna be Boxcar Gene.

16. Gene, why do you look like Dexy from Dexy's Midnight Runners?

17. - We're going on a train. - Well, go put a shirt on.

18. Next thing, you're gonna be telling me to go put on underwear.

19. - Put on underwear. - Okay.

20. You folks will be seated right here in passenger car one with the big grapes.

21. And I'm gonna take these raisins back to the end of the vine.

22. - Bye, Mom. - Bye.

23. It's the biggest chocolate fountain on a train

24. in North and South America.

25. The world's biggest is in Guatemala.

26. I did not know chocolate came from fountains.

27. I wanna put my head in it. And my feet.

28. Ethan, thank you very much for the guided tour.

29. Looks like we'll be setting up shop here.

30. For your troubles.

31. No, no, no.

32. - Oh, here you go, one more for you. - Kids, no.

33. - I'm sorry. Actually... - One more for you. Thank you.

34. if you could put that down.

35. Kids aren't allowed anywhere near the buffet or the passenger cars.

36. But you are absolutely welcome to

37. the Juice Caboose.

38. - What a dump. - Hey, there's someone there.

39. Regular Sized Rudy?

40. Louise, Gene, Tina, what are you doing here?

41. Hold on, Beanbag, I'll be right back. I know these guys from school.

42. - Um, do you live here? - My dad has me on the weekends.

43. He's been online dating and he brings his dates here.

44. But, on the bright side, I get to hang out with ol' Beanbag here.

45. Up top, Beanbag. Boom.

46. Yep. We see a lot of Rudy.

47. Okay, rules.

48. One, you can't leave the Juice Caboose for the duration of the trip.

49. Two, don't bother me.

50. And three, uh, always believe in yourself.

51. - Thanks. - We can't leave the Juice Caboose?

52. Are you kidding me?

53. Get comfy, because this room is your life for the next four hours.

54. But there's nothing to do!

55. Open this door!

56. I can't hear you. The train's too loud.

57. Honk, honk.

58. Honk, honk? Trains don't make that noise.

59. Ah!

60. All right, this is gonna be great. We have a babysitter and a lot of alcohol.

61. Wait, don't do— No, don't do it.

62. It's a tasting. You're supposed to swirl it around.

63. And shake the glass to open it up, or something.

64. Like this. Hey, open up, wine. Linda's coming in. Mm, mm.

65. Okay. Well, you do that.

66. I'm just gonna drink a lot of wine.

67. That guy must know what he's doing.

68. Why, because he's slurping?

69. Ugh. Oh, my.

70. Excuse me. Hey. Hi.

71. Are you some kind of an expert? I just overheard you doing that sound.

72. Oh, I'm a wine enthusiast.

73. Although I'm not enthused by this first flight.

74. Oh, he's hysterical.

75. You should come taste with us. You can give us tips on how to get tipsy.

76. - Sure. - Lin, no.

77. - I don't wanna drink with that guy. - Why? I do, Bobby. He's an expert.

78. Well, I was looking forward to a relaxing day off.

79. I wasn't even gonna talk to you that much, to be honest.

80. I just don't wanna drink with that guy...

81. - Hi. Look who's here. - I'm Rick.

82. I love Italian wines, German cars and Japanese women.

83. I'm Linda. I love showers and mornings.

84. And bologna and turtles. And wine.

85. I'm Bob.

86. Well, it looks like we are going to be a tasting trio for the afternoon.

87. Jambo. It means cheers.

88. Cheers.

89. Or, as we say, "Cheers."

90. Come on, Bob. If we don't clink,

91. - it's not a real Jambo. - Mm-hm.

92. - Jambo. - Jambo.

93. - Jambo. - Jambo.

94. - Jambo. - Okay.

95. Jambo. Jambo.

96. No more Jambo.

97. Usually I'm by myself, but since you guys are here,

98. maybe we could take turns sitting here.

99. - Is that okay with you, Beanbag? - Rudy, how can you just sit there,

100. when there's a chocolate fountain behind this door

101. being unappreciated by a bunch of drunk adults?

102. - It's being wasted on the wasted! - There's gotta be a way out of here.

103. There's a hatch in the ceiling. Here, give me a boost.

104. Aah! It's hot. Bad idea. Bad idea.

105. - Put me down. Okay.

106. Thank you.

107. Okay. Nobody panic.

108. We're only in here for two hours.

109. - Four hours.

110. Four hours! Four hours!

111. Oh, my God.

112. If you ever wanna get serious about wine, you really have to lose the mustache.

113. It's true, because it gets all caught up in there.

114. - That makes sense. - Yeah.

115. - Not to mention: pee-ew. - Be a lot easier if you just shaved it.

116. I'd rather not, Rick. I'm not shaving it.

117. I didn't bring shaving equipment.

118. Bobby, quit being a pinot grouchio.

119. Look, I'm perfectly happy enjoying my wine,

120. staring out the window at that, kid on a bike,

121. going the same speed as us?

122. And we are friends.

123. I call him Ramone.

124. Hi, Ramone.

125. - What? - Hi.

126. I can't hear you.

127. - What? I... - I...

128. I can't hear you.

129. I'm in a train.

130. Okay, have a nice bike ride.

131. Oh! Ramone just threw a rock at me.

132. We're still friends.

133. What kind of God would put a chocolate fountain on a train

134. - and not let kids near it? - Yeah. Learn how to build a train, God.

135. Well, the chocolate fountain is impressive,

136. but the real supply's all the way up front.

137. What do you mean, "The real supply?"

138. There's way more chocolate up in the kitchen.

139. I've seen them load boxes and boxes of it in there.

140. Well then, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

141. That I need a bath?

142. Oh, yeah. You do.

143. No. We break out of here

144. and steal chocolate from the front of the train.

145. - I'd do that. - I'm in.

146. - Great. - The Belcher kids ride again!

147. For the first time!

148. And Rudy

149. is there.

150. Okay, if we're gonna rob this train, we need to take it step by step.

151. Luckily, Rudy has been trapped in this caboose

152. for the last nine weekends doing some serious recon.

153. I see everything out this window.

154. A skunk got on the train,

155. and then it got off, and I was the only one to notice.

156. Just take us through the logistics, Train Brain.

157. Okay. Each of these blocks is a train car.

158. It's taking too long. I need chocolate!

159. - Gene, quiet. - Sorry.

160. It's okay. Now, this is us here in the Juice Caboose.

161. I can see us in there. Just kidding. We're not inside a block.

162. - Tina. - Okay.

163. The only time the door to the caboose is unlocked

164. is when Ethan makes a juice box delivery,

165. every hour on the hour.

166. Every hour on the hour? Sounds like a robot. Wait. What if Ethan is a robot?

167. Gene. Focus.

168. You guys are embarrassing me.

169. In front of Rudy, which is hard.

170. Even if we get out of here,

171. you still have to get all the way up to the kitchen car.

172. The chocolate is kept inside the chocolatier's refrigerator.

173. He's from Germany. The chocolate's from Switzerland.

174. - We're from America. Yeah.

175. The only time the kitchen is empty is when it's a passenger's birthday.

176. The whole staff comes out to sing the "Chugga Chugga Choo Choo

177. Happy Birthday to You" song.

178. So, we know how to get in, but how do we get out?

179. I think I know how, but it's a little dangerous.

180. Like "sandwiches with toothpicks in them" dangerous?

181. Even more dangerous than that.

182. Like eating a bomb?

183. In between.

184. Like eating a firecracker.

185. Yeah. Okay.

186. Here's what we're gonna do.

187. Well, aren't you kids playing nice.

188. Hey, Ethan, over here.

189. Look at my face and hands while I'm talking.

190. I just want you to know it's my mom's birthday today.

191. - It isn't June 3rd, it's today. - Okay.

192. - I have some questions for you. Uh-huh.

193. Um. What does "Ethan" mean?

194. - Um... - Sounds like how Shakespeare

195. would say "eating." So, that's where it comes from?

196. - Yeah. I don't know. Maybe. - Next question.

197. If a train leaves New York at 4:00 and another train leaves Dallas at 5:00,

198. what time will they meet?

199. Uh...

200. Well, I'm kind of busy, so I'm gonna have to let you go.

201. Have fun at my mom's birthday. Bye.

202. - Do you want juice? - No. Maybe. Yes. No, ye—

203. Mm. I like this one.

204. Ugh. You think you do, but you don't.

205. - What do I think of this wine? - Great question. Here's what you think.

206. Hey, Ethan. How's Rudy? How's Beanbag?

207. Uh, they're great. Beanbag's great.

208. Rudy's such a delight.

209. I just dropped off some juice for them.

210. Can I get a cranberry juice?

211. - Uh-oh. - Coming right up.

212. - Um, who's Rudy? - Uh—

213. - He's my son. You have a son?

214. You know, I might have left a little information off my E-Kiss profile,

215. but that was for readability.

216. So, you look nothing like your profile picture

217. - and you have a son? - Uh-huh.

218. Okay. Your face is saying one thing.

219. No. No. I love kids.

220. - Okay. Will— - I love kids.

221. - Can you make eye contact? - I am.

222. - You're looking at my chin. - No...

223. I'll get below here. How about now?

224. - No. - I have a son. Cool?

225. - I gotta take a nap. - Okay.

226. Ah, phew.

227. Oh, there it is. Here you go.

228. We've got a birthday, people.

229. Places. Ready? Here we go, everyone.

230. Five, six, seven and...

231. Well, hello, there.

232. What's happening? It's not my—

233. Happy Birthday, Linda.

234. Oh, it is my birthday.

235. Don't worry, I'm gonna get you out of here.

236. "Yay!" And then I'm gonna eat you.

237. "No." Shush.

238. Where is she? She should be out there by now.

239. Who's that?

240. I don't know, it's too early for Ethan to come back.

241. Uh— I'm not decent. Come back later. Thank you!

242. I must use the kerplunker. There's a line for the other one.

243. - Make it fast. - Don't tell me, make it fast.

244. - Just go. - Don't tell me, just go.

245. - Just da— - Make some noise.

246. Sing songs or something.

247. Look, look at the legs on the glass.

248. - You see the legs? - I see fe— It looks like feet.

249. Oh, Linda. You're such a sweet, simple person.

250. Thanks.

251. Wait, what?

252. Look, Rick, you're not the only person with taste.

253. We happen to own a restaurant.

254. Whoa, ho. It's not a competition, Bob.

255. I didn't say it was.

256. Sounds like this guy wants to have a wine-off.

257. What?

258. - Wine-off? - Wine-off.

259. - Wine-off. - Wine-off.

260. - There's gonna be a wine-off. - We got a wine-off.

261. Oh, my goodness.

262. It's going down.

263. - Hey. Oh, so— Sorry, sorry. - Da, da, da.

264. - Too soon? Too much? - Don't. Yeah, just—

265. - My space. - I thought the train's crashing.

266. Sorry. Trying to save you.

267. Ooh. Okay, this is scarier than I thought.

268. No big deal, Louise. Just jump off a moving train.

269. Come on.

270. One, two, three!

271. Wow. That train is not moving very fast.

272. - This window won't open. - That's why we need to get back in there.

273. - Could pick up the pace. - You're not going fast enough.

274. I am too going fast enough.

275. No job is done until the paperwork is complete.

276. Stand by.

277. Where the hell is Rudy?

278. - Okay. - Oh, boy.

279. It's not that bad.

280. You're making a big deal.

281. You're making— Come on.

282. - It's like my grandpa. - It's not that bad.

283. Where the hell have you been? Pull me up!

284. Hand me the chocolate and then I'll pull you up.

285. Hand you the chocolates?

286. Yeah. And then I'll pull you up.

287. How do I know that once I hand you the chocolate

288. you're not gonna just leave me out here

289. and take the chocolate?

290. - I wouldn't do that. - That's what I would do!

291. That's so mean.

292. Look, if you don't take this chocolate

293. and leave me out here, then I can't work with you!

294. Please give me the chocolate, so I can pull you up.

295. Fine.

296. Okay, Gene.

297. - You hold onto me. - Got it.

298. Tina, you hold onto me.

299. Then I'll hold onto something in the bathroom.

300. And pretend it's a person holding onto me.

301. Like a boy or an 18-year-old boy.

302. Okay. We're ready.

303. No.

304. Bang-up job, everybody.

305. We got the chocolate in the caboose.

306. Like we planned.

307. The only problem is, is that we are not in the caboose.

308. At least we have toilet paper. You guys want any?

309. Thank you.

310. Well, we're stranded.

311. Our chocolate's on the train, and there's nothing around here for miles.

312. My boy-dar isn't picking up anything, either.

313. Oh, wait— No, that's a deer.

314. We've gotta get back to that chocolate before somebody else does.

315. We're gonna be okay. The train's coming right back here.

316. Wait, what?

317. The train goes down, goes around the lake, and comes right back.

318. It should be 15 minutes, and we'll jump on.

319. But when is Ethan gonna stop by the Juice Caboose with his delivery?

320. Let me check my watch.

321. In exactly, 15 minutes!

322. This is gonna be close.

323. Speak to me.

324. You're hiding from me.

325. I'll find you.

326. Ooh.

327. You have got a lot going on here, girl.

328. Ugh.

329. Ah, there you are.

330. A California Central Coast Syrah.

331. Okay, Bobby.

332. Now you taste your wine.

333. This one is probably wine.

334. I would say red.

335. Or it could be white.

336. I'm also realizing

337. that I'm not as good at this as I thought I'd be.

338. No, you're not.

339. Chablis is a wine, right?

340. You guys aren't answering me. I'm gonna say that's a good sign.

341. I'm going with Chablis.

342. Oh, I'm sorry, Bobby.

343. - You're not good at this. - Poor Bob.

344. I can't see your sad face right now, but I bet it's crying.

345. I'll tell you what. Linda, pick any wine.

346. - It can even be a wine he knows. - Any wine?

347. If you can get one wine right, just one, you win the whole competition.

348. In fact, you could pick a wine he had last night.

349. I'll still know it before he does.

350. Oh, bonus round.

351. Whoever says what it is first, wins.

352. - What's the point? - You can do this, Bobby.

353. No, I can't.

354. - Look at me, Bobby. - I can't.

355. Yes, you can.

356. I have a blindfold on.

357. Well, you can do the mystery wine.

358. All right, fine. Pour it.

359. At least I'll get drunk-ish.

360. That's it, Bobby.

361. What's coming around the mountain. The train.

362. Just kidding about the mountain, but the train is—

363. Remember that song?

364. Guys, she's coming back faster.

365. This happens when the train's behind schedule

366. or this one time when they ran out of rosé and things got weird.

367. It's starting to look kind of like a real train now.

368. Like fast, and dangerous.

369. We could just get a cab.

370. Oh, look, there's Ethan.

371. He's headed toward the Juice Caboose. We need to jump on now, guys. Come on.

372. Hobos do this every day.

373. I don't understand it.

374. Cliff!

375. You think my name is Cliff?

376. Oh, my God, I love it.

377. I'm Cliff now. Call me Cliff.

378. No, just to clarify.

379. Cliff!

380. We have to get on that train now. We're running out of dry land!

381. I have to go back for my bandana.

382. It's made of cotton.

383. Leave it! Leave it!

384. Oh, damn it!

385. You chose chocolate. It's what your bandana would have wanted.

386. I guess.

387. Oh, no! Now my overalls are stuck!

388. What's going on with my outfit!

389. Do something, Gene.

390. He's almost here.

391. Aah! We have to hide the chocolate.

392. - Where are we gonna hide it? - I don't know.

393. - Oh, no. Agh!

394. Oh, boy.

395. Oh, boy, oh, boy.

396. Hey, kiddies. Got your juice.

397. Oh, thanks, Ethan. Thanks so much, buddy.

398. We can always count on you for juice and juice-related things

399. and really just juice, but we love juice.

400. Are you kids okay?

401. Oh, we're just great, thanks.

402. Last juice of the day.

403. Great. Cran-apple?

404. Wait a minute. Something's up.

405. Why are you out of breath?

406. My trachea constricts due to histamines that my body produces...

407. Okay, okay, Rudy, stop talking.

408. Why are your shoes muddy?

409. Because I'm poor.

410. Oh, I'm so poor.

411. - And why are you in your underwear? - Because I am rich.

412. There's been a burglary!

413. Somebody stole my chocolate!

414. I am very shocked by that.

415. Okay, what was rule number two?

416. Always believe in yourself?

417. No! Don't bother me!

418. Stealing is bothering!

419. - Nobody steals anything on my shift! - Yeah!

420. Wha— We've been locked in here all day.

421. - I don't buy it. - I don't buy it, either!

422. I think I know who likes chocolate.

423. - Everybody. - Yes, right.

424. But especially kids.

425. I heard this one say

426. she wants to put her face and her feet in it.

427. I stand by that. - It's gotta be in here somewhere.

428. Would you be dumb enough to hide it in here?

429. I guess you're dumb enough to think we would hide it in there, Ethan!

430. Yeah, you gorgeous idiot.

431. Or maybe you kids hid it in the bathroom.

432. - Phew. - Eh, maybe give it a minute in there.

433. It's not in there.

434. Get up, Rudy.

435. No. Beans didn't do anything.

436. He doesn't have a malicious bean in his bag.

437. No! No!

438. Don't you touch Beanbag! No!

439. All right. Bonus round.

440. Winner takes all.

441. Ready, and drink.

442. I know what it is.

443. Oh, you know? From one sip.

444. - Yep. - So Bob knows it.

445. - Say it. - I'll give you a chance here.

446. - You take a guess. - Oh, he's giving Rick a chance.

447. You don't know it.

448. Talk to me, Goose.

449. Get inside me.

450. Take your shoes off.

451. Make yourself comfortable.

452. The wine's inside of Rick.

453. Getting comfortable.

454. Okay. It's a blend.

455. Yeah, it's definitely a blend.

456. I'm getting a few things here.

457. It's very complex.

458. Take another sip, Rick.

459. This is getting good.

460. Oh, I guess I was wrong.

461. I hope you're happy.

462. He was beautiful!

463. Well, whatever.

464. Enjoy the rest of your ride.

465. I'll go check the busboys. Somebody has the chocolate.

466. Hey, I'm sorry you kids had to see that.

467. But, uh, it's a hard life on the rails.

468. Yup, yup, so true. So wise.

469. - You should teach a class. Bye. - I should.

470. You guys sure you don't want any more juice?

471. - We don't want any more. - Get out of here.

472. Okay, okay.

473. See you next week, Rudy. We cool?

474. Yeah, yeah. We're cool. Just go.

475. All right. Doesn't sound like we're cool.

476. - We're cool! - Okay, bye.

477. Everybody, open your mouths.

478. Aww.

479. Delicious.

480. It's so delicious.

481. Pace yourself.

482. Pace yourself.

483. Who are you?

484. I know we've met.

485. You're embarrassing me.

486. All right, Rick. Stop stalling.

487. Fine. It's very viscous.

488. It's a Cab-Merlot blend.

489. Okay, okay, okay.

490. Bob, do you know what the wine is?

491. It is a blend.

492. But it's a blend of spit.

493. - Because it's from the spit bucket! - What?

494. He's right. Bobby wins.

495. - What? - You drank spit, Rick.

496. You drank a lot of it.

497. What? You poured that from the spit bucket?

498. Why did you do that?

499. Because I knew Bob would know what it was.

500. Why would Bob know that?

501. Because we went to see Sideways,

502. and after that, we went to the wine bar

503. and I bet Bob he wouldn't drink from the spit bucket and he did.

504. That's disgusting.

505. And that's how you win a wine-off.

506. Wine fight!

507. No, no, no. Not the jacket.

508. Not the turtleneck, it's cashmere.

509. That's for lying on your profile.

510. I'm sorry.

511. I'm a middle-aged man

512. who's just trying to get back out there and...

513. Mandy, I really like you.

514. That's for making me fall for you.

515. Aw, they're in love.

516. My face.

517. We got our very own chocolate fountain!

518. Some of it just went down my underwear. I like it.

519. This is the best weekend of my life!

520. It doesn't matter that I'm allergic to chocolate.

521. Rudy, what?

522. Stop eating it, then!

523. Because I'm allergic to it?

524. Yeah, what happens when you eat it?

525. I don't know, I've never eaten it. I don't know what—

526. Rudy!

527. Rudy!

528. Just kidding.

529. Damn it, Rudy!

530. It's not that bad. I just get a rash on my back.

531. There's my babies.

532. Why are you covered in chocolate?

533. Why are you covered in wine?

534. Don't ask questions.

535. - Yeah, ditto. - Oh.

536. I feel like I French-kissed the whole train.

537. Ah, yum.

538. Mom, did you have a nice birthday at least?

539. I did. Wait, who told you it was my birthday?

540. Look, there's Ethan.

541. Hey, it's them!

542. He's yelling something. - Oh, hey, Ethan, we found your chocolate.

543. It's on our faces and in our tummies.

544. No! Them! They did it!

545. They took the chocolate!

546. It was them, they took the chocolate!