1. Click. Click.Copy !req
2. Click, click.Copy !req
3. - Louise, stop saying click.
- Click. Click.Copy !req
4. And, Tina, will you stop typing like that?Copy !req
5. I'm refreshing my e-mail.
I'm waiting for an invitationCopy !req
6. - to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah.
- I believe the term is badminton.Copy !req
7. - Common mistake.
No, Gene. Tammy's Jewish.Copy !req
8. It's a ceremony
where she reads from the Torah,Copy !req
9. - lights a candle and becomes a woman.
- Sounds like my spa night.Copy !req
10. Except I read
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.Copy !req
11. You know a lot about Bat MitzvahsCopy !req
12. for someone who thought Hanukkah
was Han Solo and Chewbacca's baby.Copy !req
13. It's about becoming a woman
and it's a really great party.Copy !req
14. Why wouldn't I research that?Copy !req
15. Plus, rumor has it, this one's
gonna be packed with BFOS.Copy !req
16. What are BFOS?Copy !req
17. B-F-O-S, boys from other schools.Copy !req
18. What's wrong with the boys
from your school?Copy !req
19. I need fresh faces. And fresh butts.Copy !req
20. You'll take the butts you're given
and you'll like it!Copy !req
21. Don't you dare call back until it's done!Copy !req
22. Do you understand me?Copy !req
23. Okay, bye, Mom.Copy !req
24. - Hi, Tammy.Copy !req
25. Tina, I am up to my pits
in Bat Mitzvah planning.Copy !req
26. But I figured out the theme,
which is "Tammy"!Copy !req
27. - Me, it just makes sense.
- Nice.Copy !req
28. You get an O for original.Copy !req
29. And for OMG, I didn't get an invite
to your Bat Mitzvah.Copy !req
30. That's 'cause I didn't invite you.Copy !req
31. Oh. That O doesn't stand for anything.
It's just me being surprised.Copy !req
32. I was really looking
forward to all those BFOS.Copy !req
33. Mm-hm. Me too. Yeah, a lot of BFOS.Copy !req
34. I got Hebrew school BFOS.
I got camp BFOS.Copy !req
35. I got BFOS who are Filipinos.Copy !req
36. Fili-BFOS.Copy !req
37. Got your invite, Tammy.Copy !req
38. - We'll be there.
- Bat Mitzvah, baby!Copy !req
39. Hava Na-giddyup!Copy !req
40. - Giddyup, boy!
- Ow.Copy !req
41. - Get it! Giddyup! Yeah!
- Ow. Ow!Copy !req
42. Well, if a spot opens up, keep me in mind.Copy !req
43. Spots are for underwear, Tina.
Not my Bat Mitzvah. Got to run.Copy !req
44. Tina, that's the third time
you sighed on my sandwich.Copy !req
45. You're heating up the bread.Copy !req
46. It just seems like everyone's going
to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah but me.Copy !req
47. But you got to go to Shauna's Bat Mitzvah.Copy !req
48. Shauna had a Bat Mitzvah?Copy !req
49. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
50. No!Copy !req
51. Mom! Shauna Glassman had five caterers
at her Bat Mitzvah and everyone talkedCopy !req
52. about how great that was,
so we need six caterers.Copy !req
53. Find me another caterer
or I'm gonna find another mom!Copy !req
54. Excuse me, Tammy? I couldn't help
overhearing your conversation.Copy !req
55. If you need another caterer
for your Bat Mitzvah, my dad can do it.Copy !req
56. We help him with catering jobs
all the time.Copy !req
57. - No, no, we can't do that.
- Ugh.Copy !req
58. What does he do again?Copy !req
59. - Nothing. No...
- Burgers.Copy !req
60. Can he do sliders?Copy !req
61. - 'Cause I want slider burgers.
- No, he's terrible at sliders.Copy !req
62. He can do sliders. He can make them
as small as you want.Copy !req
63. Make them so small, you can't
even see them. I'm eating one right now.Copy !req
64. Ugh. Fine. He's hired, he's hired.Copy !req
65. - No.
- Oh, okay. We'll be there.Copy !req
66. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just have your parents call my parents.Copy !req
67. I got to take this.Copy !req
68. What is it now, Rabbi Rosenberg?Copy !req
69. What is it now?Copy !req
70. - Yes.
- Great!Copy !req
71. Now, we all have to go
to that "Brat" Mitzvah.Copy !req
72. Have fun explaining this to Dad.Copy !req
73. I'm sure Dad will love it.Copy !req
74. - No way.
- Dad, you have to.Copy !req
75. No, I don't, Tina. I don't like catering.Copy !req
76. You guys always wander off
and leave me with all the work.Copy !req
77. Dad, this is the only way
I get to go to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah!Copy !req
78. Tina, this isn't going
to Tammy's Bat Mitzvah.Copy !req
79. It's working at it.Copy !req
80. Won't it be awkward for you
with all your friends there as guests?Copy !req
81. You don't understand. This is my way in.Copy !req
82. She's having BFOS
from all around the world!Copy !req
83. All right, calm down. That's it.Copy !req
84. Get all the blood to your head.
Let it flow.Copy !req
85. - Does it really mean that much to you?
- Yes! Look at my face!Copy !req
86. - Oh, my God.
- Ah! One Luftballon!Copy !req
87. Okay, get her up, get her up.Copy !req
88. - I don't know.
- We won't leave you alone this time.Copy !req
89. - Right, guys?
- Meh.Copy !req
90. Soft maybe.Copy !req
91. - Please, Dad?
- Fine. We'll do it.Copy !req
92. - Yay!
- All right!Copy !req
93. Now can I get circumcised?Copy !req
94. - Gene.
- I know some people.Copy !req
95. Look at all this food.Copy !req
96. It's like we died and went
to fancy-mall food court heaven.Copy !req
97. That is the creepiest thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
98. I think it's nice.Copy !req
99. - Two mini burgers, please.
Hey, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
100. Zeke. What's it like out there?Copy !req
101. So sweet. They even have a DJ
in the bathroom.Copy !req
102. I was dancing so hard,
I forgot why I went in there.Copy !req
103. - Wow.
- I've had not one, not two,Copy !req
104. but three Tammy-tinis!
I'm waiting for the sugar to hit me!Copy !req
105. - Here I go!
- Here he goes.Copy !req
106. It's gonna happen.Copy !req
107. - It's coming!
- Here we go. Kaboom!Copy !req
108. Nice!Copy !req
109. I'm hyper. Officially hyper.Copy !req
110. - Wow, sounds great.
- Hey, can we get those mini burgers?Copy !req
111. - They're taking a long time.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
112. - Hurry up, T-town.Copy !req
113. Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands togetherCopy !req
114. for the star of the evening,Copy !req
115. Tammy!Copy !req
116. Hey, everyone! Mazel tov to me!Copy !req
117. Mazel tov!Copy !req
118. Tina, is this Tammy-tastrophe
everything you dreamed it would be?Copy !req
119. I wish I was more in the mix.
I can only look at the BFOSCopy !req
120. - but not touch.
- You could touch them.Copy !req
121. - You think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
122. - No, I can't.
- I have bad depth perception.Copy !req
123. - Sorry.
- What's going on here?Copy !req
124. - Where are the Tammy toothpicks?
- Tammy what?Copy !req
125. All of the food is supposed
to have toothpicks with my face on top.Copy !req
126. Janet, what's happening?Copy !req
127. Here are your toothpicks.Copy !req
128. And here's your headset.Copy !req
129. You didn't give them a headset either?
God, Janet!Copy !req
130. - What's this for?
- So, Janet can stay in contactCopy !req
131. with all the caterers. Duh.Copy !req
132. - Why would we need to stay in contact?
- Hello? The toothpicks!Copy !req
133. That was almost a major disaster.Copy !req
134. You're kind of exaggerating, Tammy.Copy !req
135. - I'm exaggerating?
- Yeah, I think so. A little bit.Copy !req
136. That is literally the stupidest thing
that anyone has ever saidCopy !req
137. in the history of mankind. Ever!Copy !req
138. - You're having a hard day.
- I'm having the best day of my life.Copy !req
139. - It's my Bat Mitzvah.
- You're a wonderful little girl.Copy !req
140. - Thank you.
- What a 'tude.Copy !req
141. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.Copy !req
142. During the walk there and back,
it'll be like I'm at the party.Copy !req
143. Great, we lost Tina.
No one else is allowed to leave.Copy !req
144. We're out of ranch dressing!Copy !req
145. Um, I—
- If a chicken tender touches my lipsCopy !req
146. without ranch dressing,
I'm going to kill someone!Copy !req
147. - I'm not wearing this.
- I'll take that.Copy !req
148. Bat Zilla.Copy !req
149. Oh, no. Who said that?Copy !req
150. Janet, are you listening to me?Copy !req
151. Bat Zilla's angry, Janet.Copy !req
152. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
153. Please, if this could just...
I've got two and half more hours.Copy !req
154. Bat Zilla's gonna kill you
in under two.Copy !req
155. You're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.Copy !req
156. - Janet, you got to get out of this.
- Please help, please help.Copy !req
157. You're better than this.
Janet, you know you can do better.Copy !req
158. - Who are you?
- The voice in your head, Janet.Copy !req
159. No big deal. Just the single
greatest collection of foodCopy !req
160. ever assembled under one roof.Copy !req
161. Not gonna wander off. Nah, good Linda.Copy !req
162. Stay right here.Copy !req
163. The crepes smell good.
The crepes smell real good.Copy !req
164. Don't know you, don't know you.Copy !req
165. Janet! What's wrong with Tammy's eye?Copy !req
166. That one's a little bigger than that one.Copy !req
167. - Not me! Her!Copy !req
168. I need someone to fix the bulb
on the Tammy head, stat.Copy !req
169. Janet, you got to get out of here.Copy !req
170. - I do, I do.
- What are you doing here still, Janet?Copy !req
171. What are your dreams?
I know you've got dreams.Copy !req
172. I'm gonna move to New York.Copy !req
173. - You should go there, Janet.
- And I'm gonna sing and dance.Copy !req
174. Give me some of that singing.
Give it to me now, Janet.Copy !req
175. Wake up, Janet! Wake up.Copy !req
176. You wake up, Tammy! 'Cause guess what?Copy !req
177. - I quit!
- What?Copy !req
178. - Oh, how the tides have turned, Tammy.
- Janet, don't you dare.Copy !req
179. Oh, look at me.Copy !req
180. - The headset's a-coming off of the ears!
- Janet, don't you takeCopy !req
181. - that headset off!
- I can't hear you!Copy !req
182. - Janet! Janet!
- Look, I respond to nothing, Tammy!Copy !req
183. - Nothing but my own desire to be a star!
- Janet!Copy !req
184. Janet!Copy !req
185. Oh, voice, voice, you've taught me well.Copy !req
186. Janet!Copy !req
187. You're welcome, Janet.Copy !req
188. Excuse me, Tammy?
This might not be the best time,Copy !req
189. but can you tell me
where the ladies' room is?Copy !req
190. Not now, Tina.Copy !req
191. Wait, how good are you with a clipboard?Copy !req
192. I'm okay. Sometimes I get
my fingers caught in the clip thing.Copy !req
193. - You're my new coordinator.
- I am?Copy !req
194. Yeah. You wanted to be at the party,Copy !req
195. - now you're running the party.
- Okay, I'll do the...Copy !req
196. First, the schedule's on the clipboard.Copy !req
197. We have to stick to it, no matter what.Copy !req
198. - Got it?
- Check.Copy !req
199. See all those people?
Those are my relatives.Copy !req
200. We're not close
and they all have old-person face.Copy !req
201. So, it's your job to tell me who's who.Copy !req
202. - How will I know—
- There's a Tammy's family cheat sheetCopy !req
203. - on the clipboard.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
204. And that's Justin.
He's the cutest guy in Hebrew school.Copy !req
205. Remember that punim, okay?
That means "face" in old Jewish language.Copy !req
206. - Justin.
- The ladies choice dance is at 9:30.Copy !req
207. And by ladies, I mean me.
I'm choosing Justin as my dance partner.Copy !req
208. - That makes sense.
- That'll lead into the hora,Copy !req
209. when I get lifted into a chair,Copy !req
210. and I feel like a Jewish movie star,
like Whoopi Goldberg.Copy !req
211. Would it be okay if I went
to the bathroom really fast?Copy !req
212. Never mind, I— I'll hold it.
I'll make it go away.Copy !req
213. You do that.Copy !req
214. Tina, did you just get
Bat-bullied into being a party planner?Copy !req
215. - Louise? This line is for work only.
- Why do you want to be the new Janet?Copy !req
216. At least I'm not stuck
behind the burger station.Copy !req
217. Tina, I've got a wedgie.
I'm not gonna pick it at my own party!Copy !req
218. - Janet had small fingers!
- Got to go.Copy !req
219. Hmm.Copy !req
220. Hello, guac. Let's take a little walk.Copy !req
221. Where's Louise?
Did we lose her, too?Copy !req
222. She's on the Mexican food,
Chinese food border.Copy !req
223. It's a war zone!Copy !req
224. - I'll go see if she needs backup. Boo.
- No.Copy !req
225. Bobby, I'm getting light-headed,
I need some air.Copy !req
226. Lin, you're not light-headed.
You want a crepe.Copy !req
227. You've been saying crepe
under your breath for ten minutes.Copy !req
228. What? Crepe.Copy !req
229. There's crepes here? Crepe.Copy !req
230. - You're doing it.
- I am not.Copy !req
231. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
232. - Crepe. Crepe.
- You just did it.Copy !req
233. - Oh, my God.
- I didn't do nothing.Copy !req
234. - Just go.
- I told you, I'm light-headed.Copy !req
235. - Crepe, crepe, crepe.
- Go.Copy !req
236. Crepe, crepe, crepe. I'll be right back!Copy !req
237. - Crepe. Crepe! Crepe!
- Wait for me, Mom!Copy !req
238. - Why aren't I moving?
- I will not be left alone.Copy !req
239. - But Mom said she'd be right back!
- Gene, look at me.Copy !req
240. You and I both know
your mom's not coming backCopy !req
241. after just one crepe.
She's not gonna stop, Gene.Copy !req
242. - She's never gonna stop.
- It's who she is.Copy !req
243. If she stops, she'll die.Copy !req
244. - Like a crepe shark.
- Gene?Copy !req
245. - Yes.
- We need to stick together.Copy !req
246. I'm gonna grill, and you're gonna plate.Copy !req
247. Dad, I never realized
how soulful your eyes are.Copy !req
248. Gene. Wait, really?Copy !req
249. Aunt Frida from Florida.Copy !req
250. She had hip-replacement surgery last year.Copy !req
251. Aunt Frida. Your new hip looks hot.Copy !req
252. Tammy, I'm so proud of you
on your big day.Copy !req
253. - We got a clinger! Tina.
- Let go of Tammy.Copy !req
254. - Those are your parents.
- I know who my parents are, Tina.Copy !req
255. Are you having fun, honey?Copy !req
256. Mom, you got
your weird perfume on me. Ugh.Copy !req
257. I got to go swab this off.Copy !req
258. - Tina, make sure we stay on schedule.
- Okay.Copy !req
259. - It's not weird. You like it, right?
- Yeah, I like it.Copy !req
260. I wear it. It's bisexual.Copy !req
261. - Do you mean unisex?
- It's the same thing.Copy !req
262. It is not the same thing.Copy !req
263. My swim-aerobics instructor is bisexual.Copy !req
264. Thank you, Frida.Copy !req
265. What? This shouldn't be open.Copy !req
266. - Looks like you got a runny nose, Tammy.Copy !req
267. What are you doing in my head?Copy !req
268. Whoops. Hey, Tammy! Good to see you there.Copy !req
269. I thought the tortilla chips were in here.Copy !req
270. Which is, like, so creative.Copy !req
271. - But I guess not.Copy !req
272. You were going to pour guacamole
out of my noseCopy !req
273. like boogers, weren't you?Copy !req
274. Oh, my God, Tammy, that's hilarious.Copy !req
275. - Let's do it.
- Stop it!Copy !req
276. What's going on?Copy !req
277. I think we're going up.Copy !req
278. God, it won't open.Copy !req
279. - No!
- Hello!Copy !req
280. I'm in here!Copy !req
281. - Help us!
- I'm in here!Copy !req
282. It's Tammy the Bat Mitzvah girl!Copy !req
283. No one can hear us
over the terrible band!Copy !req
284. The Klezbians are not
a terrible band!Copy !req
285. Hello! I'm in here!
No!Copy !req
286. Oops.Copy !req
287. Gene, easy. That's the fifth burger
you've dropped on the floor.Copy !req
288. - That you know of.
Have you guys seen Tammy?Copy !req
289. - Oh, good. You're back.
- No, I'm not back,Copy !req
290. I'm the new Janet. I'm busy.
Tammy's supposed to lead offCopy !req
291. the limbo soon
and I can't find her anywhere.Copy !req
292. I haven't seen her and I have to say,Copy !req
293. I've enjoyed every minute
of our time apart.Copy !req
294. - Have you seen your mother or Louise?
- We don't need them!Copy !req
295. - Oops.Copy !req
296. - Mom's over by the Italian food station.
- Hi!Copy !req
297. You gotta try this!
I— I mean, I'll be right back!Copy !req
298. Mmm.
- I gotta find Tammy.Copy !req
299. We gotta stay on schedule, no matter what.Copy !req
300. - We're out of napkins.
- I'll go. I don't know what they're for,Copy !req
301. - but I'll get them.
- No. No. Gene, you stay here. I'll go.Copy !req
302. Help!Copy !req
303. - The headset's clogged.
- Who cares about that right now?Copy !req
304. You should, Tammy, because the headset
was our only way of communicatingCopy !req
305. with the outside world.
Now I'm gonna die in here,Copy !req
306. and they're gonna find
my bones in your head.Copy !req
307. This wasn't the head I wanted them
to find my bones in!Copy !req
308. Hello!Copy !req
309. It's me, Tammy!Copy !req
310. The star of the Bat Mitzvah!Copy !req
311. Okay. Let's do what I came here to do.Copy !req
312. You are not pouring guacamole
out of my nose.Copy !req
313. If I pour the guacamole,
it might fall on someone,Copy !req
314. - and they'll look up and see us.
- Ugh. Fine.Copy !req
315. No, no, no.Copy !req
316. - Why isn't it falling?
- Because of your big mouth, Tammy!Copy !req
317. Someone's gotta notice I'm missing.
This is my party. The theme is me.Copy !req
318. What are you planning to do
with this stupid head after today anyway?Copy !req
319. Hello? I'm gonna donate it to charity.Copy !req
320. I do think about other people.Copy !req
321. Gnocchi. Looks good.Copy !req
322. Maybe I'll just try one.Copy !req
323. That's really good.Copy !req
324. Okey-dokey, gnocchi.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry I just said that.Copy !req
326. Out loud.Copy !req
327. - To myself.
- Uh...Copy !req
328. My dad said he'd be right back.
He's getting napkins, whatever that is!Copy !req
329. In the meantime,
is anyone here for just a plain bun?Copy !req
330. I can't find Tammy and we're supposed
to do the limbo in two minutes.Copy !req
331. Hi, other Janet.Copy !req
332. Sometimes when Tammy gets like this,
we just let her take some time by herself.Copy !req
333. - We call it Tammy time.
- But Tammy time isn't on the schedule.Copy !req
334. Other Janet's moving her mouth,
but all I hear is, "We-wah, we-wah."Copy !req
335. - Ow.Copy !req
336. - What?
- Be a man.Copy !req
337. You be a man.Copy !req
338. It's time for the limbo!Copy !req
339. Somebody's gotta kick this thing off.Copy !req
340. Guess it's gotta be me.Copy !req
341. How low can you go?Copy !req
342. Not that low. Still too low.Copy !req
343. Yeah, a little higher. One more inch?Copy !req
344. Well, you'll walk right under it now.Copy !req
345. Yeah, but just in case, a little higher.Copy !req
346. Okay, everybody, let's limbo.Copy !req
347. What the hell is your sister doing?Copy !req
348. Looks like the limbo.Copy !req
349. Or some awkward version of it.Copy !req
350. I was supposed to lead off the limbo.Copy !req
351. I was the one who went to limbo boot camp.Copy !req
352. Limbo, check.Copy !req
353. Next on the schedule is the conga line.
Gotta stay on schedule, no matter what.Copy !req
354. Whoops.Copy !req
355. - Bob! What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
356. I'm eating this dumpling.Copy !req
357. Yeah, the food here is really good.Copy !req
358. They hired great caterers for this, right?Copy !req
359. Yeah, except for us sneaking off
like a couple of Shirky Shirleys.Copy !req
360. No, no, no, it's okay.Copy !req
361. Gene is running the ship over there,
so we're fine.Copy !req
362. - Over where? Where is he?
- Over there, see?Copy !req
363. Behind the...Copy !req
364. You can't see from here.Copy !req
365. - Where are we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
366. We are not in the same hall
as we were a minute ago.Copy !req
367. It's like the end of The Shining in here.Copy !req
368. - We're lost.
- Where's everybody?Copy !req
369. Wait a minute, this is a wedding.Copy !req
370. Hey, boys. It's time for the conga line.Copy !req
371. Grab on and let's go.Copy !req
372. Oh, hey, okay.Copy !req
373. I could get used to being Tammy.Copy !req
374. - Look out for the wall!
- I got it!Copy !req
375. Tina hijacked my conga line.Copy !req
376. I want my conga!Copy !req
377. Looks like they're doing fine without you.Copy !req
378. Are you kidding?
She's all over the road! It's:Copy !req
379. It's not supposed to be like:
blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
380. - Guess what?Copy !req
381. No, you guess what.Copy !req
382. When we get out of here, Tina is so fired.Copy !req
383. I'll have my Bat Mitzvah backCopy !req
384. and your lame sister can
conga her butt out of here.Copy !req
385. You owe me one, Tina.Copy !req
386. You know what, I can't fix this thing.Copy !req
387. Looks like you won't be getting
your party back for a while.Copy !req
388. - It's just you and me, Tam-Tam.Copy !req
389. We're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
390. Excuse me, but there's no break
on the schedule.Copy !req
391. Uh, I gotta call my dog sitter.Copy !req
392. But it's time for me to lead the Macarena.
So, hey, Macarena or, hey, you're fired.Copy !req
393. Tammy's taking Tammy time.
I'm filling in. Take it.Copy !req
394. Amen.Copy !req
395. It's been almost two hours.Copy !req
396. No one even notices that I'm not there.Copy !req
397. Wow, this is like a reverse
It's a Wonderful Life.Copy !req
398. You get to see
how much better off everyone isCopy !req
399. - without you shrieking at them.
- Yeah.Copy !req
400. Okay, okay, easy there. Ugh.Copy !req
401. Everyone is having a good time without me.Copy !req
402. It's true. I was being...Copy !req
403. A horrible Bat Zilla?Copy !req
404. - Yeah.
- Like, the worst person alive?Copy !req
405. Just like a crazy monster?Copy !req
406. - Yeah!
- All right, there you go. Coming around.Copy !req
407. Hey. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
408. Look at this!Copy !req
409. - Tammy!
- What?Copy !req
410. - I fixed the headset.
- What?Copy !req
411. I fixed the headset.Copy !req
412. Oh. Oh!Copy !req
413. You're a genius!Copy !req
414. - I know.
- Well, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
415. Get us out of here!Copy !req
416. - Oh, it's broken!
- No!Copy !req
417. Okay, I fixed it, I fixed it.Copy !req
418. - But you watch your tone.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
419. And you better start inviting my sister
to all your dumb parties.Copy !req
420. I can't give you a guarantee.Copy !req
421. All right, then it's broken.Copy !req
422. No!Copy !req
423. Come on! Keep up! What part of
the chicken dance don't you understand?Copy !req
424. Tina, you're kind of getting an attitude.Copy !req
425. Hm. Let me check the schedule
for mouthing off to the party planner.Copy !req
426. No. Not on here.Copy !req
427. So, zip your lips and shake your hips.Copy !req
428. Tina! Tina, can you hear me?
- Louise?Copy !req
429. Oh, Tina! Hey, hey!Copy !req
430. - Where are you?
- I'm stuck inside Tammy's head!Copy !req
431. Yeah. This whole thing is
just too much Tammy.Copy !req
432. No! I'm literally stuck
inside Tammy's giant head.Copy !req
433. With Tammy! Get us out of here.Copy !req
434. Huh? How did you guys get up there?Copy !req
435. Are those boogers? That's funny.Copy !req
436. Thank you. Can you just get us down?Copy !req
437. Okay, I'll get the maintenance guy to—
"Ladies choice dance with Justin."Copy !req
438. - What?
- It's just that next on the scheduleCopy !req
439. - is ladies choice dancing with Justin.
- So?Copy !req
440. - And if we want to stay on schedule...
- No, no, no.Copy !req
441. I probably should keep filling in
for Tammy.Copy !req
442. - It's what she would've wanted.
- No!Copy !req
443. Tina! Get us out of here right now!Copy !req
444. I want my Bat Mitzvah back!Copy !req
445. Uh...Copy !req
446. Oh, you guys are starting to break up.
I can't hear you.Copy !req
447. You're terrible
at making static sounds, Tina.Copy !req
448. Get us down!Copy !req
449. Give me back my party, you psycho!Copy !req
450. I'm losing you guys.Copy !req
451. - I'm not a psycho.
Tina, don't do that—Copy !req
452. Hi, Aunt Frida.
- Hi, other Tammy.Copy !req
453. Your single white female sister
is out of control!Copy !req
454. - What do we do?
- I don't know, Tammy. I hate her, too!Copy !req
455. - Plan B, plan B.Copy !req
456. And what is that?Copy !req
457. Going back to your plan A.Copy !req
458. Jump till this thing breaks open! Go!Copy !req
459. You got it!Copy !req
460. Oh, my little legs!Copy !req
461. Justin, it's time
for your ladies choice dance with Tammy.Copy !req
462. But since she's still taking Tammy time,
we found you another partner and it is me.Copy !req
463. - But...
- Can't talk, there's a schedule.Copy !req
464. Hey! This burger isn't cooked!Copy !req
465. You want this food cooked,
you go put it in a sinkCopy !req
466. - and run it under hot water.
- All right.Copy !req
467. Good! I don't have timeCopy !req
468. to run all this food under hot water.
Who's next?Copy !req
469. It's time for the Bat Mitzvah lady
and the gentleman of her choiceCopy !req
470. to take the dance floor.Copy !req
471. That's us.Copy !req
472. What's Tina doing out there?Copy !req
473. Becoming a woman.
Oh.Copy !req
474. The hand wants what the hand wants.Copy !req
475. I can't tell where your back ends
and your butt begins.Copy !req
476. Oh, there it is. I was just too high.Copy !req
477. That's my song! She's doing my dance!Copy !req
478. Oh, my God!Copy !req
479. Lower the Tammy head!Copy !req
480. Uh-oh.Copy !req
481. We've been looking for you!Copy !req
482. Honey, are you okay? Hold on.
Hold on, let me put down my drink.Copy !req
483. - You!
- Justin, what are you doing?Copy !req
484. I'm not Tammy!
Get my hands off your upper butt.Copy !req
485. The ball is over, Fake-erella.Copy !req
486. Tina, what the hell?Copy !req
487. I was stuck in there with that,
and you did nothing!Copy !req
488. Why didn't you rescue us?Copy !req
489. Um, I guess I got a little swept up
in my role.Copy !req
490. Yeah, you think?Copy !req
491. The power of the Bat Mitzvah
is intoxicating.Copy !req
492. It's like a religious experience.Copy !req
493. Tammy, they don't get it.Copy !req
494. But I do. We do.Copy !req
495. - I guess we do.
- Thanks for coming to my Bat Mitzvah.Copy !req
496. Time for the hora, everyone! The hora!Copy !req
497. - The hora!Copy !req
498. This isn't over, Tina!Copy !req
499. Oh, my God.
See, this is what happens when we cater.Copy !req
500. We better get out of here
before we get chased out.Copy !req
501. Let's go back to the wedding.
I want to sign the guest book.Copy !req
502. - Sorry we left you, Gene.
- I'm not. It was easy.Copy !req
503. You make it seem so difficult.Copy !req
504. Once you stop using the grill, it's fast.Copy !req
505. For my Bat Mitzvah,
I just want a gift certificate.Copy !req
506. - Louise, you're not getting a Bat Mitzvah.
- I know.Copy !req
507. - 'Cause I'm getting a gift certificate.
- Mazel tov, Tammy.Copy !req