1. "Festival of Magic"?Copy !req
2. This whole town's gonna be full
of magicians turning tricks!Copy !req
3. Hi, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
4. - Hi, Zeke.
- What are you wearing?Copy !req
5. Is it cape o'clock, already?Copy !req
6. It's for the Young Magicians Competition.Copy !req
7. I'm in it to win it.Copy !req
8. - Abraca-yeah-bro! I support ya!
- I didn't know you were into magic.Copy !req
9. Thought you were more into dancing.Copy !req
10. Well, I dance a lot during my magic.
Like this.Copy !req
11. Ta-da!Copy !req
12. Whoa! Where'd the hell
that come from?Copy !req
13. He's like a magical florist!Copy !req
14. - Thank you. Oh.
- Whoop!Copy !req
15. Maybe I'll come and cheer for you.Copy !req
16. Whatever. It's a free country.Copy !req
17. He's so patriotic.
Okay, then, see you at our date.Copy !req
18. It's not a date. Not really.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
19. Definitely not. Whoop.Copy !req
20. Oh, this promotion is a great idea, Bob!Copy !req
21. - I love magic!
- I know. Me, too.Copy !req
22. I'm gonna stick a quarter in my ear.
It's something to pull out.Copy !req
23. Yeah, the only problem is,Copy !req
24. this sign could actually
attract magicians, so...Copy !req
25. Louise, this will be good for business.Copy !req
26. - Plus, magic is fun.
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
27. Magic can take you to placesCopy !req
28. you could never possibly imagine.Copy !req
29. Like Delaware!Copy !req
30. Look, here comes our first magician.Copy !req
31. Or a Wild West wedding DJ?Copy !req
32. - Hello.
- Hello!Copy !req
33. Hello. Um, I couldn't help
but notice your sign.Copy !req
34. Notice anything else?Copy !req
35. Whoops. Uh, oh, where'd that come from?Copy !req
36. - Uh, come on in, Mr., uh...
- Mars Sazerac.Copy !req
37. Boy, that is a magic-y name.Copy !req
38. Hold on. How do we know you're a magician?Copy !req
39. Show us a trick!Copy !req
40. Write my name on a piece of cake,
put it in a box, I'll eat it!Copy !req
41. Sorry, don't listen to him.
He just wants to eat cake.Copy !req
42. Fine, write it on a piece of pizza
and put it under my desk.Copy !req
43. It's always gonna have
to do with eating something.Copy !req
44. Just hiding food in places that he already
knows the location of.Copy !req
45. I mean, it would be nice
to see something, like a trick.Copy !req
46. Well, I suppose me and my 52 friends
could use the exercise.Copy !req
47. Oh, God, it's happening!Copy !req
48. Miss, could I ask you
to be my assistant?Copy !req
49. Oh, I couldn't. No. Okay, I'll do it!Copy !req
50. Oh, that's right,
magicians have assistants.Copy !req
51. - Ta-da.
- Now, I'll need a volunteer...Copy !req
52. - Me!
- Me!Copy !req
53. - Me!
- Me!Copy !req
54. - Me!
- Me...!Copy !req
55. - Gene, me!
- Me!Copy !req
56. - You're already the assistant.
- Oh.Copy !req
57. You win. No need to shout.Copy !req
58. - Thank you. Bye, Gene.
- Bye.Copy !req
59. Okay, Bob, let's move you over here
so the audience can see you.Copy !req
60. - Right here?
- Perfect.Copy !req
61. You're going to pick a card.
While you're doing that,Copy !req
62. Linda's going
to get me your biggest knife.Copy !req
63. Right here. Butcher knife,
check!Copy !req
64. Whoa, why do you have that?Copy !req
65. - Me and Gene were playing pirates.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
66. Pick a card, Bob.
Show it to them, not me.Copy !req
67. Okay, everyone, here's my card.Copy !req
68. - Nice one, Dad.
- Okay.Copy !req
69. That was not a very good trick.Copy !req
70. Now, Linda, cut the deck, literally.Copy !req
71. - Go on! Whack it!
- All right, step back.Copy !req
72. - Whoa!
- Still not a great trick.Copy !req
73. Well, well, looks like we have a survivor.Copy !req
74. Recognize this?Copy !req
75. - That's not my card.
- Oh.Copy !req
76. Hit the bricks, Fail-dini!
You had your shot, you blew it.Copy !req
77. Well, so much for the magician's discount.Copy !req
78. In fact, maybe I should pay you.Copy !req
79. Wait, that looks like my wallet.Copy !req
80. - Did you take my wallet?
- Oh-ho-ho, slow down, there, Bob.Copy !req
81. Before you call the cops,
you'd better check the I.D.Copy !req
82. My card!Copy !req
83. - Oh, my!
- Wait— how did you pick my pocket?Copy !req
84. I didn't feel anything.Copy !req
85. Oh, I feel something.Copy !req
86. I feel like I want to magically
steal things, too.Copy !req
87. This must be what it's like when people
get called to the priesthood. I accept.Copy !req
88. Whoa! I've seen canned tuna,
but never canned Tina!Copy !req
89. Ugh! You're such a locker stalker.Copy !req
90. - Good one, Tammy.
I know.Copy !req
91. Oh, hi, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
92. It's like I was padlocked
in a box, and you set me free.Copy !req
93. - Um, okay.
- Hi.Copy !req
94. How did you know my locker combination?Copy !req
95. It only took a couple thousand tries.Copy !req
96. - Allow me.
- Okay.Copy !req
97. Is there anything else
I could assist you with?Copy !req
98. Uh, I need to get my science book.Copy !req
99. - This perfectly ordinary textbook.
- Thanks.Copy !req
100. I could also assist
you with your magic actCopy !req
101. as your magician's assistant.Copy !req
102. Classy. Like a lady butler.Copy !req
103. Um, okay, I guess you could do that.Copy !req
104. I practice after school.Copy !req
105. - Okay, cool.
All right, see ya.Copy !req
106. - Yes! Yes! Yes! What?
What?Copy !req
107. Oh, I just found a cool book
I've been meaning to read.Copy !req
108. - Oh, it's mine.
- That's his!Copy !req
109. - Can I borrow it?
- No, I don't think so. I kind of need it.Copy !req
110. Okay, I'll read it here. Bye.Copy !req
111. Um, Jimmy Jr.?Copy !req
112. What, Tina?Copy !req
113. Maybe I should be facing
the audience, too?Copy !req
114. Fine.Copy !req
115. Um, okay, there's more.Copy !req
116. Remember?Copy !req
117. - The blades?
- I remember!Copy !req
118. Nobody is gonna be looking at you.Copy !req
119. They're looking at me.Copy !req
120. Stupid magic.Copy !req
121. Ta-dance!Copy !req
122. Uh, hello? Jimmy Jr.?Copy !req
123. - What, Tina?Copy !req
124. If this were a dancing competition,
forget about it.Copy !req
125. But you might want to put a little more
flair into the actual magic.Copy !req
126. What makes you such an expert?Copy !req
127. You've only been doing
magic for a day.Copy !req
128. I've been doing it for nine days!Copy !req
129. Jimmy Jr., they spilled a crate
of yogurt in the cafeteria!Copy !req
130. - Let's go slide around in it!
- Cool, Zeke.Copy !req
131. - Come on! Let's go!
- Wait up, Zeke!Copy !req
132. Okay, I'll be here.Copy !req
133. Sweep up all the confetti, okay?Copy !req
134. Okay, Gene, let's start
with an easy mark.Copy !req
135. Uh, there we go.Copy !req
136. - You distract while I extract.
- Got it.Copy !req
137. Andy, there's something
I need to ask you,Copy !req
138. but you have to really focus on me
while I'm saying these words!Copy !req
139. - Oh, okay!
- I'll focus, too!Copy !req
140. I've never done that before!Copy !req
141. What do you think of bacon?
Hmm?Copy !req
142. Bacon, bacon, bacon.Copy !req
143. Andy, someone's trying
to steal your candy!Copy !req
144. - Thanks, Ollie!
- You're welcome, Andy!Copy !req
145. Damn it, Ollie!
How did you know?Copy !req
146. I felt it coming out
of Andy's pocket!Copy !req
147. Get a womb, you wacky twins.Copy !req
148. That hurt my feelings.Copy !req
149. I felt it hurt your feelings!Copy !req
150. - You did?
- Yes!Copy !req
151. Ah-choo! Oh, I wish somebody had a really
long handkerchief up their sleeve.Copy !req
152. Anybody? Hmm?Copy !req
153. - Come on. Where's the pizazz-matazz?
- I thought they'd get more food.Copy !req
154. They split an order of fries
three hours agoCopy !req
155. and they haven't ordered anything since.
Now they're just loitering.Copy !req
156. They tricked you, Bob! It's what they do!Copy !req
157. So, Sazerac, can I get you
and your friends anything else?Copy !req
158. Remember, it's half off,
so don't hold back.Copy !req
159. Ah, well, your delicious fries
have left my fingers greasy.Copy !req
160. Bring me a huge plate of napkins.Copy !req
161. Well, how 'bout a burger?
I can get you a...Copy !req
162. - Napkins.
- All right, napkins.Copy !req
163. - Get him a napkin.
- I think he got your wallet again.Copy !req
164. And keys!Copy !req
165. - And your gas pills!
- And your dignity.Copy !req
166. Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. Great.Copy !req
167. Hi, I'm looking for a magician's
assistant's costume.Copy !req
168. - Something classy!
- So no butt cheek!Copy !req
169. Well, you're in luck!Copy !req
170. This is my last assistant's
costume in your size.Copy !req
171. The sequins are French crystal.Copy !req
172. - Well, French-Canadian.
- Is that good?Copy !req
173. - How much do you know about sequins?
- Nothing.Copy !req
174. They're the best.Copy !req
175. - She'll take it!
- Rented!Copy !req
176. Okay, what else? How's your magician set
for cups and balls?Copy !req
177. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
178. - Oh...
- That looks pretty advanced.Copy !req
179. My magician's better
with his feet than his hands.Copy !req
180. He's more of a dance-ician.Copy !req
181. Well, for those with only the slightest
sleight-of-hand,Copy !req
182. you can't go wrong with magic rope.Copy !req
183. - Ta-da!
- Great. I'll take that too.Copy !req
184. The only thing I need now is some magic
between me and my magician.Copy !req
185. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
186. Are you talking about mixing magic
and romance?Copy !req
187. - Big time.
- Don't do it!Copy !req
188. It's dangerous. Also, don't mix
magic with taxes. Or plumbing.Copy !req
189. That's okay. Danger is my middle name.Copy !req
190. - But I spell it R-U-T-H.
- It spells Ruth.Copy !req
191. - Yeah.
- Yeah, it does.Copy !req
192. Mm-hm.Copy !req
193. Looks like there's a wait, huh?Copy !req
194. - Yeah.
- Maybe I'll just come back later.Copy !req
195. Oh, hold on, that guy's getting up.Copy !req
196. No, he's levitating!Copy !req
197. - What?
- Nope, he was just leaning over to fart.Copy !req
198. You know what? I'll handle this.Copy !req
199. - What are you gonna do? What?
- Yeah, wait, you'll see.Copy !req
200. Look, guys, you've been here all dayCopy !req
201. - working on one order of fries, so...
- Understood, Bob.Copy !req
202. Let me settle my tab.
Do you have change for this?Copy !req
203. Sorry I don't have anything smaller.Copy !req
204. No, you know what? To be honest, Sazerac,
I don't even enjoy this anymore.Copy !req
205. I don't— I honestly don't even like magic
that much now,Copy !req
206. because of you.Copy !req
207. So, you and your friends,
you now all pay full price.Copy !req
208. No magicians' discount.Copy !req
209. If that's how you feel,
you can have your fries back.Copy !req
210. - Oh, my God.
- Oh, God!Copy !req
211. Look, it says "Ta-da"!Copy !req
212. That's it! I don't care that that
was good.Copy !req
213. You and your regurgitated potatoes
and the rest of your magic buddies,Copy !req
214. you're banned!Copy !req
215. Bob, you can't just ban them
because they're magicians!Copy !req
216. This isn't the '60s, you know.Copy !req
217. Fellow conjurers, let's go somewhere
our craft is appreciated.Copy !req
218. Like my mother's!Copy !req
219. Oh, and one last thing, Bob.Copy !req
220. Your name goes in the book.Copy !req
221. - What book?
- The "Enemies of Magic" book.Copy !req
222. Good! I want to be in your stupid bookCopy !req
223. because I am an enemy of magic!Copy !req
224. Well, then this is the perfect book
for you!Copy !req
225. - Will this page do?
- Love it!Copy !req
226. Don't gasp, Linda! Don't you gasp!Copy !req
227. Rest assured, Bob, I will never set foot
in this restaurant again.Copy !req
228. And yet, you will never be rid of me!Copy !req
229. - I just got chills!
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
230. - Come on, J-Ju, get your dance on!Copy !req
231. - I'm doing it, Zeke.
- My little tiny dancer.Copy !req
232. Here we go!Copy !req
233. Look, Jimmy Jr., I got something new
for our act—Copy !req
234. - magic rope.
- Cool! A rope!Copy !req
235. Um— No, that's not how it works.Copy !req
236. - Yee-haw!
Whoo!Copy !req
237. - No...
- Giddy up, magic cowboy!Copy !req
238. Look, you're supposed to cut the rope,Copy !req
239. then restore it. I can show you.Copy !req
240. - Oh, cool, scissors!
- Jimmy Jr...Copy !req
241. Jimmy Jr., stop.Copy !req
242. - Tina, move!
- Listen to me!Copy !req
243. - Stop. I can't danceCopy !req
244. to the sound of you telling me what to do.Copy !req
245. Yeah! Boom!Copy !req
246. I'm trying to help.Copy !req
247. Assist me assist you.Copy !req
248. You know what, Tina? This isn't working.Copy !req
249. - That's why we have to keep practicing.
- No, this, isn't working.Copy !req
250. I am firing you.Copy !req
251. - What?
- You can't stop my dancing!Copy !req
252. You can't tie me up with your magic rope!Copy !req
253. Holy moly! Tell it, James Ju!Copy !req
254. I'm not trying to tie you up,
you gorgeous idiot!Copy !req
255. Maybe I should enter this stupid
contest myselfCopy !req
256. just to show you an actual magic act!Copy !req
257. - You see that, Zeke?
- Yeah.Copy !req
258. - She got pretty mad.
- She's a trip.Copy !req
259. Her face turned purple.Copy !req
260. Plus, you're not even
a magician, Tina.Copy !req
261. I am now! Oh. It worked in the store.Copy !req
262. - Look, Zeke, tassels!
- Yeah!Copy !req
263. Come on, let me touch 'em.Copy !req
264. So, you and your magician split up—
big surprise.Copy !req
265. Jimmy Jr. thinks assistants
should be sequined and not heard.Copy !req
266. So, presto. Now I'm the magician.Copy !req
267. So, uh, what do you got for this
no-trick pony, eh? Set her up.Copy !req
268. Young lady, you're in luck.Copy !req
269. Here's a classic of escapology—
the straitjacket.Copy !req
270. Last one in your size.Copy !req
271. It just takes a little bit of practiceCopy !req
272. and some dislocateable shoulders.Copy !req
273. I'll dislocate Jimmy Jr.'s heart,
and my shoulders.Copy !req
274. You sound like you could use
the full revenge package.Copy !req
275. For just $19.95, you could get this.Copy !req
276. Hmm, interesting.Copy !req
277. "Dirty Tricks: When Doves Cry.
The Art of Magic Sabotage."Copy !req
278. I want to win fair and square.Copy !req
279. Keeping it clean?
I have just the thing. Aha.Copy !req
280. "Winning Clean: A Guide to Not Cheating
in Magic Competitions."Copy !req
281. I'll just take the straitjacket.Copy !req
282. It's not gonna be the last time
she says that.Copy !req
283. It's our family motto!Copy !req
284. Wow. This place looks pretty big
without all those magicians in it.Copy !req
285. - Oh.Copy !req
286. Wow, that's never happened before.Copy !req
287. That flustered the heck out of me.Copy !req
288. - Can I get some water, Bobby?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
289. - What the hell?
- Bobby, it's the curse!Copy !req
290. Oh! What curse?Copy !req
291. The curse of Sazerac!Copy !req
292. Linda's right, Bob. You're cursed.
You're in the "Enemies of Magic" book.Copy !req
293. We're not cursed.Copy !req
294. - We're not cursed.
- You are.Copy !req
295. You're the one who's cursed.
It's your name in the book.Copy !req
296. The black magic death book.Copy !req
297. Look, it's just a bunch of stupid tricks.Copy !req
298. Someone must've snuck in and...Copy !req
299. - Where are you going?
- What? Nowhere.Copy !req
300. If something heavy falls on you,
I don't want to...Copy !req
301. I want to be able to help you, bye.Copy !req
302. - I'm not cursed!
- Aah! I don't want to die!Copy !req
303. I'm not sure I can escape
from my straitjacket.Copy !req
304. Maybe I should have stuck
to being an assistant.Copy !req
305. No. You're really talented.Copy !req
306. Tammy? What are you doing?Copy !req
307. I'm Jimmy Jr.'s new assistant.Copy !req
308. You couldn't even wait
until the zigzag box was cold?Copy !req
309. Oh, I thought I smelled your B.O.
in there.Copy !req
310. Uh-oh. Battle of the training bras.Copy !req
311. I feel like I'm back in diapers
at divorce court!Copy !req
312. You know what really stinks,
Tammy? His act.Copy !req
313. It's not magic, it's tragic.Copy !req
314. - Don't be such a rhymin' hymen, Tina.
- Yeah, Tina.Copy !req
315. - You're not even good at it.
- Yeah, Tina.Copy !req
316. Oh, Jimmy Jr., you make me so mad!Copy !req
317. - What are you gonna do about it?
- I'll take it.Copy !req
318. Here you go!Copy !req
319. Do you have something caught
in your throat?Copy !req
320. That was my evil laugh.
I also have something caught in my throat.Copy !req
321. - And we're in.Copy !req
322. His magic cape won't be so magicCopy !req
323. when the hidden pockets are stapled shut.Copy !req
324. - Guys, code red, Hocus and Dopus!Copy !req
325. Tina, start stapling! Hurry!Copy !req
326. Done.Copy !req
327. Go! Split up!Copy !req
328. You missed the cape, Tina!Copy !req
329. Oh, hi, Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
330. We were just leaving in that direction.Copy !req
331. Man, I wish I had siblings
I could walk that close with.Copy !req
332. My brother's 44.Copy !req
333. There has to be something
in here that will ruin Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
334. This one would be great,
if we had eight weeks,Copy !req
335. 25 rabbits and a fireman's hose.Copy !req
336. Ooh, look at this one.Copy !req
337. "Find the heart of his act,
and cut it out."Copy !req
338. Like when Shelley Long left Cheers.Copy !req
339. Okay, Tina, time to put on
your straitjacket.Copy !req
340. Oh, all this white,
it's like your wedding day.Copy !req
341. - Oh, I'm tearing up!
- Thank you, Mother.Copy !req
342. I must prepare.Copy !req
343. Boy, she's really in the zone, huh?Copy !req
344. Uh, I think I should stay here, Lin.Copy !req
345. Protect the restaurant
from another Sazerac attack.Copy !req
346. - A Saz attack.
- Forget the restaurant, Bob.Copy !req
347. You're gonna be cursed. You might as well
come support your daughter.Copy !req
348. And let's be honest, Dad, how much more
cursed can you really get?Copy !req
349. What, is he gonna give you
an even weirder body?Copy !req
350. - Thanks, Louise.
- You got it.Copy !req
351. Great. Sazerac's the emcee.
I can't get away from that idiot.Copy !req
352. So maybe, I'm going to get even with him.Copy !req
353. What?
- I mean, uh, nothing.Copy !req
354. Be right back. Good luck, Tina.Copy !req
355. Okay, my little Teenie-Weenie Houdini!Copy !req
356. - Go kick some butt!
- Some butt, or one butt?Copy !req
357. Okay.Copy !req
358. We need to go, too, Mom.
Uh, I'm Tina's silk scarf wrangler.Copy !req
359. And I'm the one who has to make sure
there's nothing up her sleeves.Copy !req
360. I love that. All right, Team Tina!
Go, Team Tina!Copy !req
361. Enjoy your complimentary cold-cuts,
Saza-jerk!Copy !req
362. The "Enemies of Magic" book!Copy !req
363. David Cassidy? Larry Bird?Copy !req
364. Diane Keaton?Copy !req
365. Ha! My name's not in your book
anymore, Sazerac, but this is!Copy !req
366. Uh-oh, that's not good.Copy !req
367. Ow. That's a peppercorn.Copy !req
368. - Say that again.
- Now we cut out the heartCopy !req
369. of Jimmy Jr.'s act and put in this.Copy !req
370. "Poly-rhythmic synth-jazz"!Copy !req
371. No one can dance to that.Copy !req
372. That's right. Not even Jimmy Jr.Copy !req
373. Yeah!Copy !req
374. Here's the new music
for Jimmy Jr.'s act.Copy !req
375. Um, I don't see anything
on my list about new music.Copy !req
376. Look, we did a Kickstarter
to make this musicCopy !req
377. - and now you have to play it!
- Oh, okay, okay! All right!Copy !req
378. Oh, boy. I snuck into Sazerac's
dressing roomCopy !req
379. and I found his stupid book
and tore my name out.Copy !req
380. What? You did what?Copy !req
381. Ooh.Copy !req
382. You smell like salami.Copy !req
383. Thank you, and welcome
to the Young Magician's Competition!Copy !req
384. These kids are the magic stars
of the future.Copy !req
385. Well, not all of them.Copy !req
386. Some will give up,
become teachers, doctors...Copy !req
387. I know, I know. I agree, but come on.Copy !req
388. Let's hear it for our first contestant,Copy !req
389. the Amazing Jimmy Pesto Jr.
and his assistant, Tammy Larson!Copy !req
390. - That's not my music.
- Just go with it.Copy !req
391. I can't dance to this!Copy !req
392. - Damn it!
- It looks like he's having a funky stroke.Copy !req
393. I miss you, Grandpa!Copy !req
394. This doesn't bother me at all,Copy !req
395. watching my almost boyfriend
get horribly humiliated...Copy !req
396. Ah! Yes, it does! I can't do this!Copy !req
397. I gotta save him. It's not too late.Copy !req
398. Oh, maybe it is too late.
Still, I've gotta try.Copy !req
399. What are you doing out here?Copy !req
400. Trying to save you.
I switched your music to somethingCopy !req
401. - with a nine-eight time signature.
- That's like dance kryptonite!Copy !req
402. I know, I'm sorry. I was really mad at you
for firing meCopy !req
403. and for replacing me with Tammy.Copy !req
404. I'm sorry, too, for being so sensitive
about my dancing.Copy !req
405. What do we do now?Copy !req
406. We have the rest of our lives
to figure that out.Copy !req
407. - No, I mean right now.
- Oh.Copy !req
408. Get off the stage, Tina!Copy !req
409. You're not his assistant.
I am! Deal with it!Copy !req
410. Sorry, Tammy, I can't hear you
while you're rolling away so fast.Copy !req
411. - Hi, Tammy! Bye, Tammy!
- Great magic!Copy !req
412. Should I do a trick?Copy !req
413. No, I'll be the magician and you assist me
with your dancing.Copy !req
414. I told you, I can't dance to this music!Copy !req
415. And I probably can't get out of this.Copy !req
416. - But follow my lead anyway.
- Okay, Tina.Copy !req
417. - Is this part of the show?
- Yeah, right? Do a trick!Copy !req
418. And now, with the help
of my lovely assistant,Copy !req
419. I will perform an amazing escape
from the Jacket of Doom.Copy !req
420. Huh. I thought we were getting revenge.Copy !req
421. More like revenge on us, having to watch.Copy !req
422. Ho-ho. And now for the master
to become the mark...Copy !req
423. This isn't going well...Copy !req
424. - Ta-dance.
- Hah!Copy !req
425. And now, for the winner
of the Young Magician's Competition.Copy !req
426. - The envelope, please.Copy !req
427. I can't believe you got out of that thing.Copy !req
428. - How'd you do it?
- Magic.Copy !req
429. Off-topic: would you mind
popping my shoulder back in?Copy !req
430. - Yeah, sure.
Ugh. Thank you.Copy !req
431. - Now, that's what I call air mail!Copy !req
432. The $500 grand prize goes to...Copy !req
433. Peter Pescadero, the Impescadaralist!Copy !req
434. Ooh!
- I can't turn it off! Thank you!Copy !req
435. And the Honorable Mention Award
for Onstage Chemistry goes to...Copy !req
436. Tina Belcher and Jimmy Pesto Jr.!Copy !req
437. Go, Tina!Copy !req
438. - What?
- "Onstage Chemistry"?Copy !req
439. That's almost as good
as offstage chemistry.Copy !req
440. Why don't you two nerds
go have wizard babies?Copy !req
441. Enjoy your prize.Copy !req
442. A $50 gift certificate from
Wands! Wands! Wands! magic shop.Copy !req
443. Can't be applied
to the purchase of wands.Copy !req
444. - Sweet. Thanks, Tina.
- Don't thank me, thank my lips.Copy !req
445. Thanks, lips!Copy !req
446. See ya!Copy !req
447. Now I see him, now I don't.Copy !req
448. Way to go, Tina! Your trick was the best!Copy !req
449. - Everyone was talking about it.
- Thanks, Mom. Cool if we don't hug?Copy !req
450. So you won the Honorable Mention
Onstage Chemistry award.Copy !req
451. That's something, right?Copy !req
452. No, I've thought about it
and I don't think it is anything.Copy !req
453. Meanwhile, I picked my first pocket.Copy !req
454. Sazerac's.Copy !req
455. Oh, the "Enemies of Magic" book.Copy !req
456. Thanks, Louise, but I already tore
my name out and look what I put in.Copy !req
457. Wait, what is this?Copy !req
458. "Look on the back of the page
you tore out."Copy !req
459. "Dear Bob, I knew this
is how it would end...Copy !req
460. you sneaking into
my dressing room, licking my cold-cuts,Copy !req
461. and ripping your name out of the book,Copy !req
462. which I then let Louise
take from my pocket.Copy !req
463. He let me take it?Copy !req
464. Wow. That guy is good.Copy !req
465. - Yeah, he's great!
- There's a P.S.Copy !req
466. P.S. I farted on the meat!Copy !req
467. Oh! Oh, God!Copy !req
468. Oh! Well, I hope you learned
your lesson, Bob.Copy !req
469. - Don't lick meat.
- Disagree.Copy !req