1. Get out your Goat horns, folks.Copy !req
2. It's time for some
Blue Mountain State football.Copy !req
3. The players report today, and I tell you,
Dennis, nobody knows what to expectCopy !req
4. after last year's
scandal-ridden championship season.Copy !req
5. Well, I can tell you
exactly what to expect, Gene.Copy !req
6. Hard work, dedication,
and at the end of the day,Copy !req
7. another championship season
for Coach Marty Daniels.Copy !req
8. What's that, Dad?Copy !req
9. Oh, really?Copy !req
10. I'm not gonna amount to anything?Copy !req
11. Well, I'm the new mascot. So look at me now!Copy !req
12. Oh, yeah. I'll mow the lawn when I get home.Copy !req
13. - Come here.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
14. Alex?Copy !req
15. Sneak up behind me and smash me
over the head with a beer bottle.Copy !req
16. What do you mean "sneak up behind you"?
You're looking in a mirror.Copy !req
17. - Do it!
- No way.Copy !req
18. I'm not smashing a beer bottle
over your head. You're an idiot.Copy !req
19. - Come on, you owe me!
- For what?Copy !req
20. For fingering Vicky underneath the bleachers.Copy !req
21. That was in middle school. Get over it.Copy !req
22. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
23. I didn't realize there was a time limit
on broken hearts.Copy !req
24. What was her last name?Copy !req
25. - Mmm . . .
- Mmm?Copy !req
26. College . . .Copy !req
27. College, college,Copy !req
28. college, college, college, college!Copy !req
29. Are you . . . Are you all right?Copy !req
30. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
31. Yeah!Copy !req
32. Hi. We're here courtesy of
the Blue Mountain State Football Boosters.Copy !req
33. We're looking for Alex Moran.Copy !req
34. - Oh, I'm Alex Moran.
- I'm Alex Moran.Copy !req
35. - Sweet Jesus, yes.
- Oh, man. Look at this.Copy !req
36. Come in.Copy !req
37. The newcomer at camp is someone
everyone is excited about. Craig Shilo.Copy !req
38. Yes!Copy !req
39. Absolutely.
Anytime you have success...Copy !req
40. You hear that, baby?
They're already talking about me.Copy !req
41. Of course they are, baby.
You are gonna own this town.Copy !req
42. - Okay, so here's what I'm thinking.
- Hmm.Copy !req
43. We play here for three years,Copy !req
44. - then we get a Heisman . . .
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
45. Sign our endorsement deals, turn pro,
get married.Copy !req
46. Wow! I like where this is going . . .Copy !req
47. Uh-uh!Copy !req
48. Not until we're married.Copy !req
49. How many times I got to say it?
Seriously, Craig . . .Copy !req
50. And that reminds me we better get married
before you turn pro.Copy !req
51. Otherwise people gonna think
I married you for your money.Copy !req
52. Hi, we're looking for Craig Shilo.Copy !req
53. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
54. Oh, my God, Sammy, this is awesome!Copy !req
55. This is the best.
You know what would make it better?Copy !req
56. - Let me in!
- No!Copy !req
57. - Who is that guy?
- I'm gonna be the mascot on the team.Copy !req
58. Well, I'm gonna try out. It doesn't matter.
Just let me in.Copy !req
59. - No!
- No!Copy !req
60. Come on! He's not even
the starting quarterback.Copy !req
61. I'm the backup quarterback, okay?
And it's working out great so far.Copy !req
62. Come on, man, just let me in.Copy !req
63. You know I'm not gonna do anything
but watch.Copy !req
64. - GlRL: I think she broke my nose!Copy !req
65. Ugh!Copy !req
66. Damn it!
Those bitches got blood on my shirt.Copy !req
67. Oh, well.Copy !req
68. - At least they didn't get you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. - 'Cause you're mine. Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
70. Yeah!Copy !req
71. Sammy!Copy !req
72. Hi.Copy !req
73. Yes! First one done!Copy !req
74. Once upon a time, some weak, pathetic pussyCopy !req
75. coined the phrase,
"Winning isn't everything."Copy !req
76. Well, for most people in most situations
he was right,Copy !req
77. but I'm not one of those people.Copy !req
78. And this is not one of those situations.Copy !req
79. Blue Mountain State has won
17 national championships right on this field.Copy !req
80. Six on my watch alone.Copy !req
81. Because we don't just beat
our opponents, gentlemen.Copy !req
82. We crush their will to live.Copy !req
83. We suck the milk out of their mothers tits.Copy !req
84. And use it as mouthwash.Copy !req
85. We rip off their dicks
and invite them to an orgy.Copy !req
86. Use their Vagisil as lip balm.Copy !req
87. Shh.
- You got something to say, son?Copy !req
88. No, Coach.
No, I'm just studying the playbook.Copy !req
89. Where do you come from?Copy !req
90. - Cheyenne, Wyoming.
- Wrong. Shilo, same question.Copy !req
91. Columbus, Ohio, sir.Copy !req
92. No, god damn it!
Mountain Goats, where do we come from?Copy !req
93. From our fathers' balls, sir!Copy !req
94. From our fathers' balls.Copy !req
95. Most men think they just dropped
out of their mothers' wombCopy !req
96. like some glorified jellyfish.Copy !req
97. But champions know
they came from their fathers' balls.Copy !req
98. Now I want you to go home tonight
and think about that.Copy !req
99. And think hard about what category
you fall into.Copy !req
100. All right, ladies, bring it in on three.
One, two, three!Copy !req
101. Go, Goats!Copy !req
102. All freshies stay right where you are.Copy !req
103. Welcome to freshman hell week.Copy !req
104. Welcome to my world.Copy !req
105. I want to see every one of you freshies
as hairless as the day you were born.Copy !req
106. Boom-shaka-laka!Copy !req
107. We don't have to shave inside the crack,
do we?Copy !req
108. Don't go near my crack, man.Copy !req
109. - I want you screaming for your mom.
- This is bullshit.Copy !req
110. I was the national high school player
of the year last year.Copy !req
111. Do I see armpit hair?
Why did you not shave his armpits?Copy !req
112. - Are you looking at me?
- I'm Alex, by the way.Copy !req
113. - Craig Shilo.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
114. This is only the beginning,
you pieces of shit.Copy !req
115. Pay close attention to what I hold in my hand.Copy !req
116. It's a notebook.Copy !req
117. Each one of you will be given
one of your own.Copy !req
118. It contains secrets about
each member of this team.Copy !req
119. You will protect these secrets
with your lives.Copy !req
120. Any freshie who loses contact
with their notebook at any timeCopy !req
121. over the next week will be in a world of pain.Copy !req
122. Okay, hold on a second.Copy !req
123. This is freshman hell week? Really?Copy !req
124. First you ask us to shave each other's nutsCopy !req
125. and then ask us to protect
each other's secrets.Copy !req
126. Have you got a problem with that?Copy !req
127. Can't you just beat us up or something?
This just seems a littleCopy !req
128. gay.Copy !req
129. - Gay?
- Gay.Copy !req
130. It's called hazing, asshole. Look it up.Copy !req
131. Okay.Copy !req
132. And what about you?Copy !req
133. - I didn't say anything.
- Oh, no!Copy !req
134. Top recruit?Copy !req
135. You think you're
the captain of this team already?Copy !req
136. You think you've got the Heisman
all locked up.Copy !req
137. Bromigo?Copy !req
138. You think you and your friend can
come in here and say whatever you want?Copy !req
139. - No, I didn't . . .
- Wrong!Copy !req
140. I'm the captain of this team
and I get to say whatever I want!Copy !req
141. And I say . . .Copy !req
142. Party at the Goathouse!Copy !req
143. BMS!Copy !req
144. Go Goats!Copy !req
145. Yeah! Nice one! Sorry I'm late, everybody.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
146. Where am I going? What am I doing?Copy !req
147. - Late for what?
- For the mascot tryouts.Copy !req
148. I'm gonna love this place.Copy !req
149. There aren't any tryouts.Copy !req
150. We already have our mascot.Copy !req
151. Chester.Copy !req
152. No. No!Copy !req
153. Please, you've got to just give me a shot.
I swear to God you guys are gonna love me.Copy !req
154. You heard the lady. Position's filled.Copy !req
155. Okay. Okay. I see what's going on here.Copy !req
156. You're afraid of me.Copy !req
157. You're afraid of a little competition.Copy !req
158. I'm 6'4". I ain't afraid of nothing.Copy !req
159. I'm gonna rip your ears off!Copy !req
160. Yes, please.Copy !req
161. - No, thank you.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
162. - No, thank you.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
163. - Really?
- What? Yeah.Copy !req
164. - She's like a mother of four.
- I'll make her a mother of five.Copy !req
165. - Shilo!
- What's up, man?Copy !req
166. - Let's grab a beer.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
167. I'm not drinking tonight.
I promised my girlfriend.Copy !req
168. - That's a good one.
- That's really funny.Copy !req
169. - That's great.
- I am gonna puke tonight.Copy !req
170. - Okay, so you have a girlfriend?
- Yes.Copy !req
171. That's cute. That's cute.
When's the wedding date?Copy !req
172. Ah, no, no, we've only been together
a year and a half. So . . .Copy !req
173. Oh, you're serious?Copy !req
174. - Yes.
- You brought a girlfriend to college?Copy !req
175. - Yes.
- Word of advice.Copy !req
176. Make sure this guy doesn't try to finger
your girlfriend underneath the bleachers.Copy !req
177. - What?
- Really? Really?Copy !req
178. Sorry. It's hard for me.Copy !req
179. - That's my roommate Sammy.
- Best friend.Copy !req
180. - I'm his best . . .
- Oh, there you are.Copy !req
181. - Excuse me. Hey, baby.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
182. - Mmm, can I get two?
- Mmm, yes.Copy !req
183. Okay, look, I want to introduce you
to Al and Gary.Copy !req
184. They are accounting majors.Copy !req
185. So I thought
maybe we could sit down to . . .Copy !req
186. Are you drinking?Copy !req
187. I am.
- Me, too.Copy !req
188. No, I'm not drinking.
I just was talking to some of the guys . . .Copy !req
189. And drinking, but it's fine.Copy !req
190. You know, you guys'll just be
all hung over tomorrow for practice,Copy !req
191. but I guess that's what champions do.Copy !req
192. That won't affect me much. I'm a backup.Copy !req
193. - Okay, you say that like you're proud.
I think it's cool.Copy !req
194. Backup QB is the best position in sports.Copy !req
195. Fact, I get drunk all the time,Copy !req
196. I don't have to show up to classCopy !req
197. and it's just like being a real QB,
but without all the pain.Copy !req
198. Fact, you can't get a hot girl
like this like that.Copy !req
199. - Thank you, baby.Copy !req
200. Oh!Copy !req
201. Well, I will get all your leftovers.Copy !req
202. I call it trickle-down banging.Copy !req
203. - Trickle-down banging?
- That's trademarked, by the way.Copy !req
204. - Well done.
- Thank you.Copy !req
205. Ugh! Real motivated friends
you've made, Craig.Copy !req
206. Thank you.Copy !req
207. if you want to find me,
I will be in the pool house.Copy !req
208. - Discussing our financial future.
- Baby, I barely even know these guys.Copy !req
209. - Sure.
- See you later.Copy !req
210. - Baby. Denise!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
211. - Forget her.
- Seriously.Copy !req
212. Forget her. You really think
she's gonna risk you dumping herCopy !req
213. for a quickie
with a couple of accounting majors?Copy !req
214. - Those guys were dorks.
- No, she doesn't do that.Copy !req
215. She doesn't . . . She doesn't do what?Copy !req
216. - What, accounting majors?
No, no, no!Copy !req
217. I don't think he's talking about
accounting majors at all.Copy !req
218. What is it that Denise doesn't do?Copy !req
219. - Have sex.
- What?Copy !req
220. Are you freaking kidding me?
You could get with any girl here.Copy !req
221. - I don't want to get with any girl here.
Help me then!Copy !req
222. Look, Denise just wants her first time
to be special and I don't blame her.Copy !req
223. Wow, I don't know whether to pat you
on the back or choke you out.Copy !req
224. - I do.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
225. What's the frequency, losers?Copy !req
226. Puke session.Copy !req
227. Notebooks. Let's see 'em.Copy !req
228. Still think this place is gay, Shilo?Copy !req
229. - Actually, that's . . . That's really gay.
- It's two chicks making out.Copy !req
230. No, I don't think
he's saying that's a bad thing.Copy !req
231. That's just actually gay.Copy !req
232. Yeah, and my face
actually just looks like your ass.Copy !req
233. Hey, you can't talk to him that way.Copy !req
234. He challenges you to a game of beer pong.Copy !req
235. - No, I don't.
- You're on.Copy !req
236. Beer pong right now. Let's go, Larry.Copy !req
237. - Get off me, Larry.Copy !req
238. Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, man?
You know I can't get drunk tonight.Copy !req
239. Dude, you won't have to get drunk tonight.
I'm really good at this.Copy !req
240. Look out, Billy.Copy !req
241. Look at that jackass.
- What? I wasn'tCopy !req
242. puking.Copy !req
243. - Oh, it's you.
- I must've ate something bad.Copy !req
244. Yeah, probably a dick.Copy !req
245. Hey, this is my fight. I'll say the insults.Copy !req
246. Yeah, you probably ate a dick.
Later, dickbreath.Copy !req
247. I'll kill you.Copy !req
248. Line it up and put some backspin on it.Copy !req
249. - Hold on.
- Put it there.Copy !req
250. I thought you said you was amazing?Copy !req
251. Congratulations, Craig.
You caught me. I'm a liar.Copy !req
252. You want to see amazing?
I'll show you amazing.Copy !req
253. Oh!Copy !req
254. That one's yours,
'cause you didn't put the backspin on it.Copy !req
255. - Drink, drink, drink.
- I'm going to.Copy !req
256. Just say yes
and mummy will make it all better.Copy !req
257. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
258. Yes, please.Copy !req
259. - Hold that.
- Dirty dog.Copy !req
260. Is that piss?Copy !req
261. Is that piss?Copy !req
262. That's . . . That's piss.Copy !req
263. That's piss. That's piss.Copy !req
264. - Hello?
- Sammy,Copy !req
265. I've got a little bit of a situation here.Copy !req
266. I pissed my bed last night or she did . . .Copy !req
267. I don't know. I have practice in 10 minutes.Copy !req
268. I need you to go in my room and grab
my notebook, 'cause I can't go in there,Copy !req
269. 'cause the cougar's still in there
and it's under my mattress.Copy !req
270. Who is this?Copy !req
271. I know it was you.Copy !req
272. You came in here last night,Copy !req
273. you pulled out that little cock of yours
and pissed all over me.Copy !req
274. You don't remember, do you?Copy !req
275. I've been waiting for a big strong manCopy !req
276. like you to come along.Copy !req
277. And put this naughty little girl in her place.Copy !req
278. No one is going to believe this.Copy !req
279. - Go, blue 18!
Side, left side. Blue 18.Copy !req
280. Hike!Copy !req
281. Get that guy! Stop him!Copy !req
282. 9/11, baby! 9/11!Copy !req
283. Never forget!Copy !req
284. God damn it!Copy !req
285. I can't believe they're making us practice
with these stupid notebooks.Copy !req
286. I don't even have mine.Copy !req
287. Wait till you hear this.
You're not gonna believe where it is.Copy !req
288. - I was with . . .
- Stop.Copy !req
289. I don't want to know.Copy !req
290. Second team!Copy !req
291. I'll see you at dinner, sweet pea.Copy !req
292. Break!Copy !req
293. - Move back! Let's move 'em back!
- Fifty-four is the mike!Copy !req
294. Fifty-four is the mike! Blue 18.Copy !req
295. Blue 18! Set! Hike!Copy !req
296. That a boy, Moran.Copy !req
297. You keep making throws like that,
you'll be a starter.Copy !req
298. No, thanks, Coach. I'm good.Copy !req
299. What did you say?Copy !req
300. I said, "Thank you, Coach." Thanks.Copy !req
301. Run it again.Copy !req
302. - Right now?
Run it again!Copy !req
303. Blue 18! Blue 18!Copy !req
304. Set! Hut!Copy !req
305. What are you doing?Copy !req
306. Good times.Copy !req
307. "Darren Larson, my parents are first cousins."Copy !req
308. - That's horrible.Copy !req
309. "Larry Summers,
I've never been to Disneyland."Copy !req
310. - Lame!
- That's not even a secret.Copy !req
311. "Chester Tam . . ."Copy !req
312. Oh, what is it, silly? Who's Chester?Copy !req
313. He's the soon-to-be ex-mascot
of the Mountain Goats.Copy !req
314. Notebook.Copy !req
315. Hey, look,
I'm gonna show Thad my notebook,Copy !req
316. then I'm gonna pass it to you
behind my back.Copy !req
317. No! No way.Copy !req
318. I am tired of letting that prick
ruin our good times,Copy !req
319. so I'm gonna tell the guy he sucks
and I don't have my notebook.Copy !req
320. And then I'm gonna get my ass kicked,
not you.Copy !req
321. Look, this is not a negotiation, all right?Copy !req
322. I listened to you last night
and everything went to shit.Copy !req
323. Now I'm hung over
and Denise won't talk to me.Copy !req
324. Well, you should be thanking me.Copy !req
325. That girls sucks.Copy !req
326. What'd you say?Copy !req
327. I said your girlfriend sucks.Copy !req
328. Look, she introduces you
to a couple of accounting majorsCopy !req
329. at your first Goathouse partyCopy !req
330. and then gives you shit
about drinking a beer?Copy !req
331. - Notebook.
- Hold on.Copy !req
332. Plus, there is no way that that girl is a virgin.Copy !req
333. Virgins don't go to state colleges. Wake up!Copy !req
334. - I said "notebook," buttmunch.
- Say that again.Copy !req
335. Say that shit again. I dare you.Copy !req
336. All of it?Copy !req
337. Yeah! Dog pile!Copy !req
338. Get 'em!Copy !req
339. No! Don't break 'em up.Copy !req
340. That Moran kid seems to have a problem
that needs correcting.Copy !req
341. He was gonna punch him in the face!
Come on!Copy !req
342. Yeah.Copy !req
343. Well, at least they didn't ask
for my notebook.Copy !req
344. I'm sorry.Copy !req
345. I know it's hard without me
running off my mouthCopy !req
346. and with all the pressure
and the scholarships . . .Copy !req
347. Forget all that.Copy !req
348. I just want to have sex with Denise.Copy !req
349. I've had blue balls for two years.Copy !req
350. Do you have any idea what that feels like?Copy !req
351. I can't say that I do, no.Copy !req
352. But Denise says that all the pent up
testosterone makes me play better.Copy !req
353. Okay, listen.Copy !req
354. All I'm saying
is that you can be king of this school.Copy !req
355. But what's the point of being king
if you can't enjoy it?Copy !req
356. Me? I'm gonna end up
a middle-school gym teacher,Copy !req
357. just like my dad, and I'm okay with that.Copy !req
358. But I owe it to myself to get drunk and laidCopy !req
359. as often as possible over the next four years.Copy !req
360. And so do you. All right?Copy !req
361. Yo, you gonna cheat on your wife
like your dad did, too?Copy !req
362. - See, I told you he'd show up.Copy !req
363. - Here's your notebook.
- Thank you.Copy !req
364. Hey, asshole!
Get off the field, this is a closed practice!Copy !req
365. Okay. Do you guys know
where the trophy room is?Copy !req
366. What's in the trophy room?Copy !req
367. Trophies, Alex.Copy !req
368. And revenge.Copy !req
369. Whoa!Copy !req
370. I wonder which one
turns you on more, Chester.Copy !req
371. The 1982 men's basketball team trophy
or the team photo?Copy !req
372. What are you talking about, idiot?
I dropped my ring in my pants.Copy !req
373. Sure, you did.Copy !req
374. Page 26 of the Goatbook! "Chester Tam.Copy !req
375. "l jerk off in the trophy room every morning
in full mascot gear."Copy !req
376. It's for good luck, okay? Some people
carry around a lucky rabbit's foot . . .Copy !req
377. And some people jerk off in trophy rooms,
I get it.Copy !req
378. I get it.Copy !req
379. Listen. I've drawn up your resignation,Copy !req
380. all you gotta do is sign itCopy !req
381. and we can forget all this ever happened.Copy !req
382. You think you can just blackmail me? Huh?Copy !req
383. I'm untouchable.
I'm just gonna blackmail you right back.Copy !req
384. The camera's still on, bitch.
I just videotaped you saying that.Copy !req
385. You also just videotaped yourself
saying that you're blackmailing me.Copy !req
386. I'm gonna erase that part.Copy !req
387. - Huh . . .Copy !req
388. - Oh, Shilo.
- Go to hell.Copy !req
389. Gentlemen, we're assembled here todayCopy !req
390. because these two pricks
lost contact with their notebooks.Copy !req
391. What?Copy !req
392. I didn't lose my notebook.Copy !req
393. - Oh, no?
No.Copy !req
394. I know someone who would disagree.Copy !req
395. Thank you, Thad.Copy !req
396. As many of you know,
I like to have sex with football players.Copy !req
397. I do it because I care about this team.Copy !req
398. A team is only as strong
as its weakest player.Copy !req
399. And right now your weakest player is Alex.Copy !req
400. Alex didn't have his notebook
with him yesterday.Copy !req
401. I know this because I had it.Copy !req
402. Alex was a bad, bad, bad, bad boy.Copy !req
403. Yeah.Copy !req
404. I think he deserves to be punished.Copy !req
405. Okay.Copy !req
406. Grazie, Pauline.Copy !req
407. So, Thad, why am I here?
I never lost my notebook.Copy !req
408. Oh, that's right, Mr. Perfect.Copy !req
409. You never lose anything.Copy !req
410. Well, let me introduce you
to the first thing you'll ever lose.Copy !req
411. It's a chocolate cookie race!Copy !req
412. Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
413. - Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Who are you?Copy !req
414. I'm your new mascot. This is for you.Copy !req
415. It's Chester's letter of resignation.Copy !req
416. And this is for you.Copy !req
417. Who's fingering whose girlfriend now?Copy !req
418. - Is that my bed?
- Yeah, and that's piss all over it.Copy !req
419. That's sick.Copy !req
420. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
421. - What's wrong with you?
- I don't know.Copy !req
422. - So you're the new mascot?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
423. - Where's your notebook?
- I didn't get a notebook.Copy !req
424. You . . . Yeah, you need a . . .Copy !req
425. Get this guy a jockstrap and a cookie!Copy !req
426. Thad's racing with us?Copy !req
427. Wouldn't miss it.Copy !req
428. I am so sick of this shit.
I'm winning this race.Copy !req
429. Yeah, I'll believe it
when I see it, moron.Copy !req
430. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
431. The rules are we each put a cookie
between our butt cheeks,Copy !req
432. then we race to the finish line.Copy !req
433. if you drop your cookie, you lose.Copy !req
434. Then the losers, a.k.a. you a-holes,
will have to eat your cookies.Copy !req
435. This seems very gay.Copy !req
436. It's not gay! Stop saying that!Copy !req
437. Okay.Copy !req
438. On your mark,Copy !req
439. get set . . .Copy !req
440. Go!Copy !req
441. I'm not winning. I'm not winning.
I'm not winning.Copy !req
442. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?Copy !req
443. Why the hell is Thad racing?Copy !req
444. That's dedication.Copy !req
445. You want to do this? Let's do this.Copy !req
446. Come on!Copy !req
447. Yes! I knew you were gonna win!
- Enjoy that cookie, asshole!Copy !req
448. Not so fast.Copy !req
449. I think you all forgot something.Copy !req
450. It fell out your ass 10 yards back!Copy !req
451. I was watching the whole time!Copy !req
452. Yeah!Copy !req
453. Yeah! Yes! Yes! Eat it!Copy !req
454. Mess with the bull, you get the horns.Copy !req
455. Yeah!Copy !req
456. - Yeah!
- What? Yeah!Copy !req
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