Blue Mountain State 3x12

Directed by Alex Winter

Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Omari Newton as Larry • Rob Ramsay as Donnie • James Cade as Harmon • Shawn Campbell as TV Studio Reporter

BMS loses the Bowl Game to Blackwell when their starters are benched from play due to breaking NCAA rules. Feeling robbed, the BMS starters challenge the Blackwell starters to an unofficial Bowl Game - the Real bowl game - in a local corn field which Thad has converted into a football field.

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1. - THE SCANDAL THAT HAS ROCKED

2. THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WORLD.

3. 12 STARTERS FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN

4. STATE AS WELL AS HEAD COACH

5. MARTY DANIELS HAVE BEEN

6. SUSPENDED BY THE NCAA FOR

7. VARIOUS RULE VIOLATIONS AND NOT

8. ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN

9. THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

10. GAME.

11. - FEELS GOOD TO BE A CHAMPION.

12. THAT WAS THE EASIEST GAME WE

13. PLAYED ALL YEAR BY FAR.

14. - (ANGRILY) YOU KNOW, WE DIDN'T

15. WANT TO WIN IT THIS WAY.

16. WE WANTED TO BEAT THEIR

17. BEST. THAD CASTLE,

18. MORAN, COACH DANIELS.

19. AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE

20. NOW, THERE'S

21. ALWAYS GOING TO BE DOUBTERS.

22. - AND DOUBTERS SHOULD KNOW

23. THAT WE'D PLAY THE

24. REAL BMS TEAM ANYTIME.

25. - (ANGRILY) ANYWHERE!

26. DID

27. YOU REALIZE YOU'D WON THE

28. CHAMPIONSHIP?

29. - WELL, WHEN WE WENT UP BY FIVE

30. TOUCHDOWNS, THE OFFENSE TOOK

31. THEIR FOOT OFF THE GAS.

32. - (ANGRILY) AND THERE AIN'T

33. NO WAY BMS WAS GOING TO

34. SCORE ON OUR D!

35. NO WAY!

36. - WE PLAYED BY THE RULES

37. ALL SEASON.

38. BMS DID NOT.

39. THAT'S WHY I'M SITTING HERE

40. TONIGHT AND COACH DANIELS IS

41. WHEREVER HE IS.

42. COACH, YOUR SYSTEM SEEMED TO

43. FALL APART TODAY WITHOUT ALEX

44. MORAN AT QUARTERBACK.

45. DO YOU STAND BY YOUR SYSTEM?

46. - I THINK THE SYSTEM STILL WORKS

47. IF YOU PLUG PLAYERS IN.

48. TODAY IT DIDN'T WORK

49. OUT AS I'D HOPED.

50. THAT'S ALL.

51. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL

52. EMPLOYABLE AS A D1 HEAD

53. COACH AFTER SUCH AN

54. EMBARRASSING DEBUT?

55. - SO THE BLACKWELL WARRIORS ARE

56. THE NEW NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

57. BUT ARE THEY THE BEST TEAM

58. IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL?

59. - I STILL THINK IT'S BLUE

60. MOUNTAIN STATE.

61. BUT WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

62. - SON OF A BITCH.

63. THAD.

64. THAD.

65. THAD!

66. HEY THAD!

67. WAKE UP, THAD.

68. - THAD WAKE UP.

69. - HEY THAD.

70. - WAKE UP, THAD.

71. AND

72. THE BLACKWELL WARRIORS ARE THE

73. 2005 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS.

74. - I WANNA BEAT THAD CASTLE.

75. ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

76. [ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH"

77. PLAYS ]

78. CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

79. YOU BETTER HOLD ON.

80. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

81. - (SHOUTING) ALEX,

82. WHAT'S UP BUDDY?

83. WOW, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

84. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA.

85. WHAT DO YOU SAY ME AND YOU GO

86. WATCH THE GIRLS TENNIS TEAM

87. PRACTICE, RIGHT?

88. - NO.

89. - COME ON, MAN, IT'D BE GOOD.

90. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN OUT THE HOUSE

91. IN LIKE A WEEK. COME ON.

92. - I NO LONGER CARE ABOUT THE

93. PASSAGE OF TIME, SAMMY.

94. - WHAT?

95. - DONNIE BET ME I COULDN'T

96. EAT AN ENTIRE

97. PIZZA IN ONE SITTING.

98. - COME ON MAN, IT WAS

99. ONLY ONE GAME.

100. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE

101. LITTLE, WE USED TO PLAY

102. FOOTBALL IN YOUR BACKYARD.

103. WE PLAYED THAT GAME.

104. THEN AFTER THAT GAME, WE

105. STARTED ANOTHER GAME.

106. I MEAN, THAT'S THE GREAT

107. THING ABOUT FOOTBALL.

108. THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT

109. SEASON, RIGHT?

110. - YOU'RE RIGHT, SAMMY.

111. IT WAS JUST ONE GAME.

112. BUT REALLY, MAYBE THEY'RE

113. ALL JUST ONE GAME.

114. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T CARE

115. ABOUT ANY OF THEM.

116. (ANGRILY) I'M NOT FINISHED!

117. - IT WASN'T JUST ONE GAME.

118. - OH, YOU.

119. - IT WAS MY LAST SHOT

120. AT A TITLE.

121. THOSE BASTARDS AT THE NCAA JUST

122. TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME.

123. AND WHY?

124. BECAUSE I DID A LITTLE RABIES?

125. I MADE A SEXY TAPE.

126. - THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM YOU

127. BECAUSE YOU TOLD THEM ALL OF

128. THOSE THINGS.

129. - (ANGRILY) FOR THE LAST TIME, I

130. DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS RECORDING

131. ME!

132. - (SHOUTING) ON 12 SEPARATE

133. OCCASIONS?

134. - AH!

135. - (ANGRILY) HE WAS BUYING

136. ME DRINKS!

137. I KNOW WE SCREWED UP, GUYS.

138. I'M GOING TO MAKE IT

139. UP TO YOU, I SWEAR.

140. HEY

141. GUYS, I'VE GOT A BETTER WAY TO

142. SPEND THE TIME.

143. IT'S CALLED THE BEST WEED

144. YOU'VE EVER SMOKED.

145. AND I'M GOING TO USE IT TO

146. ROLE A MEGA SPLIFF SO BIG

147. IT'LL TAKE OUR ENTIRE O

148. LINE A WEEK TO FINISH.

149. - I LOVE IT.

150. - FOLLOW ME.

151. I HAVE THE ANSWERS YOU'RE

152. LOOKING FOR.

153. - HOW'D DO YOU THAT?

154. - DO WHAT?

155. - DARLENE, WHAT HAPPENED

156. TO ALL MY PICTURES?

157. - TONY TOOK THEM DOWN.

158. IT WAS BUMMING OUT

159. THE CUSTOMERS.

160. - (ANGRILY) YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU

161. TELL TONY THAT I LIED ABOUT

162. HIM HAVING THE BEST

163. COFFEE TOWN.

164. YEAH.

165. AND I THINK HE'S FAT!

166. - SO HOW BIG IS THIS

167. JOINT GOING TO BE?

168. - THINKING MAYBE FOUR FEET LONG,

169. ABOUT A FOOT AND A HALF

170. WIDE.

171. - LET'S MAKE IT FIVE, HUH?

172. - EXCUSE ME JUST FOR A

173. MOMENT, GENTLEMEN.

174. HEY, THAD.

175. - HEY.

176. - MIND IF I BORROW THE

177. KEYS TO YOUR TRUCK?

178. - WHAT FOR?

179. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ANSWERS?

180. - SURE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

181. - YEAH.

182. SURE THING.

183. THERE YOU GO.

184. - (SHOUTING) DAMMIT.

185. WHERE ARE WE?

186. - PROMISED LAND, ALEX.

187. FOLLOW ME.

188. - WE JUST LOST A SIX-PACK.

189. - WHERE ARE WE GOING?

190. - YEAH, HARMON.

191. - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.

192. THE MAN WITH THE HASH IS

193. THE MAN WITH THE STASH.

194. - HOLY MOTHER MARY.

195. - THIS IS YOURS?

196. - PLANTED THIS MARIJUANA

197. FIELD WHEN I WAS

198. IN MY FRESHMAN YEAR.

199. FARMER'S COOL WITH IT

200. AND HE GETS ALL THE

201. FREE WEED HE WANTS.

202. - HERE'S YOUR ANSWER.

203. - WELL, THIS LOOKS ABOUT READY TO

204. HARVEST. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE

205. SAMPLE IT TONIGHT?

206. - I'M IN.

207. - (SHOUTING) THANK YOU, GOD!

208. - LET'S GO.

209. - WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE AGAIN?

210. - YOU'RE MY HOUSE BOY, MASCOT.

211. YOU DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

212. YOU FOLLOW ME AND OBEY ORDERS.

213. - (SHOUTING) ARE YOU

214. GOING TO KILL ME?

215. OH, HOLY SHIT.

216. IS ALL THIS WEED FOR US?

217. - IT'S FOR ALL OF US.

218. I'M GOING TO START CHOPPING.

219. YOU START HAULING.

220. I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.

221. - IF I COULD HAVE ONE WISH, I'D

222. WISH FOR THE CHANCE TO KICK

223. THE SHIT OUT OF THAT CHEAP

224. PUNK ALEX MORAN.

225. I'D TAKE HIM TO A DARK

226. PLACE, BABY.

227. - I WOULD HAVE TO SAY $50

228. MILLION, BUT THAT

229. SOUNDS ALL RIGHT TOO.

230. - GOD, I HATE THOSE GUYS.

231. - IT DOESN'T HELP THAT

232. THEY'RE SO HANDSOME!

233. ARGH!

234. - DID WE MAKE OUT BEFORE?

235. - MHMM.

236. - IT WAS MUCH BETTER LAST

237. TIME, WASN'T IT?

238. YEAH, OK.

239. OH GOD, I THINK THERE'S

240. SOMETHING WRONG

241. WITH THE BEER, GUYS.

242. KEEPS GIVING ME BAD BREATH.

243. - MINE TASTES FINE.

244. - (SHOUTING) YOU GUYS

245. SEEN SAMMY?

246. - IS HE OK?

247. - WHO CARES?

248. - I HEARD THAT, LARRY.

249. AND GOD HEARD THAT TOO.

250. AND HE'S ON MY SIDE RIGHT NOW,

251. SO IF I WERE YOU, I'D SHUT UP.

252. - HAVE YOU SEEN SAMMY?

253. - YOU KNOW WHAT, I SAY SCREW BMS.

254. YOU SHOULD BE COACHING

255. PROS ANYWAY, MARTY.

256. CALL JERRY JONES.

257. HE'LL HIRE YOU.

258. HE'LL HIRE ANYBODY.

259. - HEY COACH.

260. I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE

261. AND THANK YOU

262. FOR RUINING MY CAREER.

263. - YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF.

264. - OH NO.

265. I DID NOT BRING SHAME TO THIS

266. PROGRAM WITH AN NCAA SCANDAL.

267. (WHISPERING) THAT WAS YOU.

268. - YOU WANTED YOUR SHOT

269. AND YOU GOT IT.

270. BUT YOU COULDN'T HANDLE

271. IT AND NOW YOU WANT

272. TO BLAME ME, RIGHT?

273. HUH?

274. - IF YOU COULD JUST CONTROL

275. YOUR PLAYERS A LITTLE BIT

276. BETTER, WE WOULDN'T BE

277. IN THIS SITUATION.

278. - (SHOUTING) HEY, DON'T

279. YOU TELL ME HOW TO—

280. - COACH, COME ON.

281. - HEY, I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE

282. YOUR FACE IN THIS LOCKER ROOM

283. AGAIN.

284. - OH, YOU'LL SEE IT AGAIN FROM

285. ANOTHER SIDELINE NEXT YEAR,

286. YOU CHEATING HAS-BEEN!

287. - I'M OK, ALL RIGHT.

288. RELAX.

289. - MASCOT.

290. - YEAH.

291. - MAKE ME SOME EGGS.

292. - YOU GOT IT, BOSS.

293. - HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO

294. DOING SLEEPING IN MY BARN?

295. - SIR, MY NAME IS THAD CASTLE.

296. I'M A BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE

297. FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO'S BEEN

298. CHOSEN BY GOD TO CARRY OUT

299. A MISSION ON YOUR FARM.

300. THIS IS MY HOUSE BOY.

301. HIS NAME IS MASCOT.

302. - HOW'S IT GOING?

303. - (SCARED) GUN.

304. - (SCARED) WHAT?

305. - (SHOUTING) GUN!

306. - ANYTHING I CAN DO TO

307. HELP, MR. CASTLE?

308. - WE WANT TO BEAT THAD CASTLE.

309. AND AFTER WE BEAT HIM, HE

310. CAN SUCK OUR SCHLONGS.

311. - YOU OK?

312. - I WAS DREAMING.

313. - NICE.

314. NEED A TISSUE?

315. - WHY WOULD I NEED A TISSUE?

316. - WET DREAM.

317. I USED TO GET THEM

318. ALL THE TIME.

319. REAL BAD TOO, LIKE WAKE

320. UP ALL STICKY ICKY.

321. EWW.

322. - IT'S TIME TO INVITE

323. BLACKWELL TO PLAY.

324. - YEAH, UHH, HAVE YOU SEEN

325. HOGS AND THE GUYS?

326. THEY ARE IN NO SHAPE

327. TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

328. - THEY'LL PLAY.

329. GOD TOLD ME SO.

330. - I CAN PICTURE THIS

331. JOINT ALREADY.

332. IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE

333. A HUGE ZEPPELIN.

334. - YEAH MAN, WE'LL CALL

335. IT THE HINDENBURG.

336. WATCH IT GO UP IN FLAMES.

337. - (SARCASTICALLY) OH,

338. THE HUMANITY!

339. AHH!

340. - YOU KNOW, THE HINDENBURG

341. WASN'T FUNNY, MAN.

342. 46 PEOPLE DIED.

343. - LARRY, I THINK YOU'RE THE

344. ONE WHO NEEDS THIS JOINT

345. MORE THAN ALL OF US.

346. - ALL RIGHT, BOYS.

347. GET READY TO FEAST YOUR

348. EYES ON THIS.

349. - (SHOUTING) HEY!

350. - SEE?

351. I TOLD YOU THEY'D COME.

352. - (SHOUTING) HEY!

353. - (SHOUTING) WHAT DID YOU

354. DO WITH ALL MY WEED?

355. - THAT WAS HERE?

356. - (HIGH PITCHED) WHAT ARE YOU—

357. - (EXCITED) WOO!

358. HEY!

359. - YOU TORE UP MY POT

360. FIELD SO YOU COULD

361. BUILD A FOOTBALL FIELD?

362. - CORRECT.

363. - WHERE'S ALL THE WEED?

364. - I BURNED IT TO GET GOD HIGH.

365. - I WANTED TO THANK HIM

366. FOR MY VISIONS.

367. - LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR

368. VISION, THAD.

369. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO WITH

370. THIS STUPID FIELD OF YOURS?

371. - WE'RE GOING TO PLAY FOR

372. THE NATIONAL TITLE.

373. - BULLSHIT.

374. - DON'T TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T KILL

375. TO HAVE A SHOT AT THOSE

376. ASSHOLES, MORAN.

377. - EHH.

378. - THEY'VE BEEN SPOUTING OFF FOR

379. WEEKS NOW ABOUT HOW THEY WISH

380. THAT THEY PLAYED THE REAL BMS.

381. THEY SAID ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.

382. - BLACKWELL'S NOT GOING TO WANT

383. TO PLAY YOUR STUPID GAME THAT

384. DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.

385. - IT DOES MATTER.

386. AND THEY ARE GOING TO SHOW.

387. THE WHEELS ARE ALREADY

388. IN MOTION.

389. - (SHOUTING) CHEERLEADERS,

390. WE GOT A MISSION.

391. I'M GOING TO NEED

392. YOUR SCOOTERS.

393. - (SHOUTING) SERIOUSLY?

394. THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS

395. DO WHEN I'M NOT OUT?

396. - WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO!

397. - (SHOUTING) WHO WANTS

398. TO START THE RUCKUS?

399. - (CHANTING) WHO WANTS

400. TO START THE RUCKUS?

401. WHO WANTS TO START THE RUCKUS?

402. WHO—

403. - (SHOUTING) YEAH!

404. - (SHOUTING) HELLO!

405. MY NAME IS SAMMY CACCIATORE.

406. I COME BEARING A MESSAGE

407. FROM THAD CASTLE.

408. "DEAR BLACKWELL, YOU IDIOT

409. DOUCHEBAGS HAVE BEEN TALKING A

410. LOT OF TRASH.

411. I'M OFFERING YOU A CHANCE

412. TO BACK IT UP.

413. TOMORROW MORNING, SUN UP,

414. ON A NEUTRAL FIELD.

415. NO MEDIA, NO HYPE.

416. JUST TWO TEAMS BATTLING TO

417. DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHO

418. THE REAL CHAMPION IS.

419. - IT CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

420. - I'M NOT DONE YET.

421. "ON THAT FIELD, WE WILL DESTROY

422. YOUR ASSES LIKE

423. THEY'VE NEVER BEEN

424. DESTROYED BEFORE.

425. STALIN, ALEX MORAN WILL MAKE YOU

426. LOOK EVEN DUMBER THAN YOU

427. ALREADY DO IN THAT PIECE OF

428. SHIT OUTDATED MULLET.

429. WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY SACK

430. YOU MORE TIMES THAN THE HELL'S

431. ANGEL HAVE SACKED YOUR MOM.

432. YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF

433. GUTLESS PUSSIES.

434. BMS GOATS."

435. - (ANGRILY) DID YOU JUST

436. CALL ME A PUSSY?

437. - I DID.

438. I DID.

439. YEAH.

440. OH, THAD CASTLE WANTED ME TO

441. TELL YOU LIKE ONE MORE THING.

442. AHH, DAMMIT!

443. OH, YOU LOOK REALLY MAD NOW.

444. YOU'RE A BIG DUDE.

445. WHOA!

446. - HOLY SHIT.

447. - I BUILT IT ALL BY MYSELF.

448. CA YOU BELIEVE IT, COACH?

449. - WOW!

450. - IT REALLY IS PRETTY GOOD,

451. ISN'T IT COACH?

452. - YOU MEAN BLACKWELL IS

453. GOING TO COME HERE?

454. - OH, THEY'RE NOT COMING.

455. HE'S JUST SETTING US UP

456. FOR ANOTHER LET DOWN.

457. LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE

458. GOAT HOUSE AND DRINK.

459. - (SHOUTING) YEAH!

460. WOO!

461. IT WORKED!

462. IT'S HAPPENING!

463. WOO!

464. - SAMMY?

465. - (SHOUTING) YEAH, WOO!

466. OH MY GOSH, YES!

467. WOO!

468. YEAH!

469. - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

470. TO YOUR FACE?

471. - BLACKWELL DID THIS

472. TO ME, MAN.

473. THEY SHOVED ME AND THE

474. CHEERLEADERS FOR NO REASON.

475. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

476. - THAT LITTLE SHIT MASCOT

477. WASN'T KIDDING, WAS HE?

478. - DANIELS.

479. - ARE WE REALLY GOING

480. TO DO THIS?

481. - THAT TROPHY MEANS NOTHING TO ME

482. UNLESS WE BEAT YOU FOR IT.

483. AH, SCREW THIS.

484. I'M OUTTA HERE.

485. MORAN,

486. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

487. - HOME.

488. I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT.

489. - THE BEER HASN'T TASTED

490. AS GOOD THESE LAST

491. FEW DAYS, HAS IT?

492. - HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

493. - YOU'VE HAD THE TASTE

494. OF WINNING.

495. NOW THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

496. ONCE YOU TRY, BEER LOSES

497. TASTE, SEX LOSES ITS

498. SQUISHINESS, POT LOSES ITS

499. HIGHNESS, UNTIL YOU WIN AGAIN.

500. - BMS IS CONSIDERED

501. THE HOME TEAM.

502. BLACKWELL CALLS IT IN THE AIR.

503. - HEADS.

504. - IT'S TAILS.

505. - YES, WE'LL, UHH—

506. - TAKE THE BALL.

507. - YES, MORAN.

508. - YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT

509. DECISION, MORAN.

510. - OK.

511. I DON'T KNOW HOW WE GOT

512. HERE, BUT WE'RE HERE.

513. NOW, ALL THE ANGER AND

514. AGGRESSION THAT YOU'VE FELT

515. THE LAST FEW WEEKS AT THOSE

516. TRASH TALKERS, AT THE NCAA,

517. NOW'S THE TIME TO

518. LET IT ALL OUT.

519. LET'S SHOW 'EM WHAT REAL

520. CHAMPIONS LOOK LIKE.

521. - (SHOUTING) YEAH!

522. LET'S GO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF

523. THOSE GUYS ON THIS AWESOME

524. FIELD THAT I BUILT ALL BY

525. MYSELF WITH NO HELP!

526. BRING IT IN ON THREE!

527. ONE, TWO, THREE!

528. GO GOATS!