Blue Mountain State 2x9

Directed by Rob Schrab

Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Rob Ramsay as Donnie • James Cade as Harmon • Boomer Esiason as Himself • Craig Carton as Himself

During rivalry weekend, Overland's mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

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1. I'm all excited, Booms, because joining us right now

2. are two of the guys that played for Blue Mountain State.

3. RIVALRY WEEKEND!

4. BIG GAME THIS WEEKEND, BOYS, AGAINST OVERLAND U.

5. LISTEN, THAD, LAST YEAR AT THE END OF THE YEAR.

6. YOU GUYS WERE THOROUGHLY EMBARRASSED IN THE CYPRESS BOWL.

7. - WHAT'S DIFFERENT THIS YEAR? - I FEEL I'VE REALLY MATURED AS A LEADER, BOOMER—

8. IT'S ME. I'M THE DIFFERENCE.

9. I WASN'T QUARTERBACK LAST YEAR. I'M QUARTERBACK THIS YEAR.

10. - END QUOTE. - JEEZ, TALK MUCH?

11. HANG ON A SEC, GUYS.

12. SO LET'S TAKE SOME CALLS. LET'S GO TO JAY IN PHOENIXVILLE,

13. ON THE FAN WITH BOOMER AND CARTON. JAY, HOW YOU DOING TODAY, KIDDO?

14. Yeah, I'm a student at Overland.

15. And yesterday our mascot Landy the Badger was stolen.

16. Do these guys know anything about that?

17. HEY, CALLER, TRY THIS ONE ON FOR SIZE!

18. - THAD, THEY CAN'T SEE YOU. - YOU CAN SEE ME.

19. - SIT DOWN, JUST SIT DOWN. - NEXT CALLER.

20. NO NO, NOT NEXT CALLER. THIS IS WORTH INVESTIGATING.

21. OVERLAND U. KILLED YOUR MASCOT,

22. THEIR BADGER'S MISSING.

23. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT?

24. I DIDN'T STEAL ANY BADGER, BUT IF SOMEONE DID,

25. TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS.

26. MAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WEIRDOS STEALING ANIMALS?

27. ANIMALS DON'T PLAY THE GAME!

28. LOOK, IF YOU WANT TO STEAL SOMETHING, STEAL MY ARM.

29. YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS WHAT'S KILLING Y'ALL. Y'ALL NEED TO STEAL THIS.

30. - IS THAT A CHALLENGE, MY MAN? - YES.

31. LOOK, I'LL GIVE $1,000

32. - THAT CAN COME STEAL MY ARM. HOW THAT SOUND? - IT SOUNDS PRETTY STUPID.

33. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU GUYS JUST TO BUTTON IT UP.

34. WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO YOURSELVES

35. MORE DAMAGE TO THE PROGRAM?

36. YOU'RE WELCOME, MAN. IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

37. THANK YOU. FROM B.M.S.-- THAD CASTLE.

38. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

39. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

40. 24-HOUR TAILGATE PARTY, RIVALRY WEEKEND!

41. - WHOO-HOO! - THIS IS AMAZING!

42. DO THIS EVERY WEEKEND. - I KNOW, RIGHT?

43. TO TAILGATE THE GAMES. - OH YEAH.

44. - HEY, SAMMY, COULD YOU PASS ME ANOTHER BEER, PLEASE? - SURE.

45. THANKS, MAN.

46. - HEY-O! - THANK YOU, BUD.

47. - WHY IS THE GOAT HERE AGAIN? - I'M NOT LETTING HIM OUT OF MY SIGHTS THIS YEAR, ALEX.

48. LAST YEAR.

49. I'M NOT LETTING IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

50. BILLY-ONE LAST YEAR.

51. TOMATOES, POTATOES, BRO.

52. BIG WOW! LOOK AT THAT! WOW!

53. HEY, BIG BRO,

54. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

55. - GOOD. - THE CHEERLEADERS, THEY MADE THIS VOTE.

56. UH, AND THEY DECIDED

57. THAT I'M IN CHARGE OF BILLY-TWO THIS YEAR.

58. - SORRY. KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

59. GIRLS, REALLY?

60. - YEAH, LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN. - OKAY, GIVE ME THE ROPE.

61. - NO. - GIVE ME THE ROPE.

62. - PLEASE LET GO OF IT. THIS IS ALL I HAVE. - GIVE ME THE ROPE.

63. - GIVE ME THE ROPE. - FINE. YOU WANT IT? IT'S YOURS.

64. I'M GIVING YOU ALL THE ROPE YOU NEED TO HANG YOURSELF.

65. AND WHEN YOU DO, I'LL BE LAUGHING.

66. IT'S ALL YOURS.

67. KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE?

68. TEAM CAPTAIN. TEAM CAPTAIN WHO?

69. AND IT'S TIME FOR PRACTICE. GO!

70. BLUE 16! BLUE 16!

71. ISN'T THIS BOUNTY THING JUST A LITTLE DANGEROUS, COACH?

72. I MEAN, IF HE GOES DOWN, THEN I GOTTA START, RIGHT?

73. YOUR BREATH, IT SMELLS LIKE HOT DOGS, MORAN.

74. IT'S— IT'S BRATWURST.

75. SET! HUT-HUT! HUT-HUT!

76. OVERLAND!

77. OH SHIT.

78. WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! PROTECT THE GOAT!

79. YEAH, THAT'S GONNA PROTECT HIM ALL RIGHT.

80. THESE BENJAMINS, HUH?

81. YOU WANT THIS ARM? NOT TODAY, BITCH!

82. TO THE BANK TOMORROW! TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

83. YOU STOLE OUR BADGER!

84. OUR BADGER!

85. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY IN THE LOCKER ROOM! PRACTICE IS OVER!

86. RADON, PACK A BAG. YOU'RE STAYING WITH ME TONIGHT.

87. OH SORRY, COACH. WE'VE GOT A GAME TOMORROW

88. I GOTTA ATTEND TO. - THAT WASN'T A SUGGESTION.

89. HEY, GET THIS GODDAMN MONEY OFF YOUR ARM.

90. COACH, AS TEAM CAPTAIN,

91. IS MY JURISDICTION.

92. LET ME PROTECT HIM.

93. THAT BADGER, HUH?

94. - I DIDN'T, COACH. - NO?

95. LOOK, THIS TEAM CANNOT AFFORD ANY DISTRACTIONS.

96. ENOUGH WITH THE PRANKS.

97. AND ACT LIKE A CAPTAIN.

98. AT THE GOAT HOUSE!

99. I COULD TAILGATE?

100. NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!

101. SHIT.

102. - I SAID NO TAILGATING. - I THOUGHT YOU SAID YES.

103. WHATEVER. EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.

104. THINK THE GAME BEGINS TOMORROW.

105. BUT IT BEGINS TONIGHT.

106. GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU

107. THE OVERLAND BADGER!

108. - KILL IT! - WE'RE NOT GONNA KILL IT. SHUT UP.

109. THIS BADGER'S BALLS.

110. - WHY? - TO INSPIRE YOU;

111. THAT WILL BE MY CAPTAINSHIP;

112. TO THOSE PUSSIES AT OVERLAND.

113. MAYBE IF YOU'RE LUCKY, I'LL LET ONE OF YOU EAT A BALL WITH ME.

114. A FUTURE CAPTAIN PERHAPS.

115. NO, YEAH, THIS IS— THIS IS GREAT!

116. - RIGHT, CAPTAIN HARMON? - NO, IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA, MAN.

117. YEAH, NO, YEAH.

118. I'VE BEEN FEEDING HIM

119. PRETTY GROGGY BY NOW.

120. - OH JEEZ!

121. - HARMON, YOU DO IT. - HELL NO, MAN.

122. HIS BALLS OUT OF HIM.

123. - ALEX, SOMEBODY, DO SOMETHING. - HARMON.

124. EVERYBODY'S JUST LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW AND I NEED HELP!

125. - PUT HIM ON HIS BACK.

126. STEP ON HIM! THROW SOMETHING AT HIM!

127. DON'T LET HIM OUT THE DOOR!

128. - NO! - HO HO HO HO!

129. IT WASN'T MY FAULT. IT WAS MORAN!

130. MADE HIM GO CRAZY!

131. - YOU ALL SAW IT. - LET'S LOOK AT THIS AS A BLESSING IN DISGUISE, HUH?

132. OVERLAND LOSES A MASCOT, WE STILL WIN.

133. - LET'S TAILGATE! - YEAH!

134. NO! I MADE A PROMISE TO THIS TEAM.

135. THOSE BADGER'S BALLS

136. ARE IN MY MOUTH.

137. WOW, COACH. YOU GOT ROBBED.

138. YEAH, I DID. BY MY EX-WIFE.

139. OKAY, THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA WORK.

140. YOU'RE GONNA STAY OUT OF MY WAY AND I'M GONNA STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY.

141. HEY, COACH, AS LONG AS I'M ABLE TO DO MY RITUALS, THEN I'M GOOD.

142. LOOK, I NEED AN ICE BATH AT 10:15.

143. AT MIDNIGHT.

144. I NEED HOMEMADE BAKLAVA.

145. OF WHIPPED CREAM.

146. SET TO 17°C.

147. FAHRENHEIT BULLSHIT.

148. OH, HOLD ON. THAT'S PROBABLY FOR ME. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

149. - Women: HEY! - OH OH!

150. HEY, LADIES! WHAT'S GOING ON?

151. HEY HEY HEY, RADON, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

152. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN IN MY HOUSE.

153. - NO. - HEY LISTEN, I'M UNDEFEATED

154. THIS SEASON, COACH, WHEN I DO MY RITUAL.

155. YOU WOULDN'T WANNA START MESSING WITH THAT, NOW WOULD YOU?

156. - WHO ARE THE GIRLS? - THEY'RE MY CHEFS.

157. - I HEAR SOMETHING. - THERE'S NO ONE HERE.

158. OH HEY.

159. LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE GUY.

160. WHERE'S THE REST OF THE TEAM? I SAID 11:00.

161. WE'VE GOT A GAME IN THE MORNING.

162. YOUR TRANQUILIZER RIFLE.

163. WHEN I WAS GROWING UP.

164. OUR GERMAN SHEPHERD, MAN. THEY'RE DANGEROUS.

165. NAME, BROBEANS.

166. DANGER'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME.

167. MY MIDDLE NAME IS DEVLIN.

168. I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. I'LL CALL YOU BACK, ALL RIGHT? HEY, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

169. - HEY, WHOA! WHAT'S GOING ON? - WELCOME TO THE HUNT.

170. THE HUNT?

171. THIS IS CRAZY. ATTACKED TWO PEOPLE.

172. MY TEAM IS CRAZY,

173. AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

174. - AHHH!

175. - AAAAH! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO? - I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BADGER.

176. IT'S A GOAT. IT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A BADGER.

177. HE'S FINE. SLEEP FOR A WHILE.

178. WE NEED TO HUNT THIS BADGER. LET'S JUST GO.

179. NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS. IS IT, HUH?

180. HEY, COACH, DOING UP, MAN?

181. BEFORE A GAME.

182. HEY, OLD PEOPLE NEED TO SLEEP, MAN.

183. ME? I CAN STAY UP FOR DAYS.

184. YOU DON'T GOT YOUR REST?

185. HERE. TAKE ONE OF THESE PILLS.

186. HEY, I BEEN DOING THIS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

187. I DON'T NEED YOUR PILLS. LEAVE ME ALONE.

188. ALL RIGHT, COACH.

189. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

190. BADGERS ARE GREAT CLIMBERS, SO ALWAYS LOOK ABOVE YOU.

191. A REALLY BAD IDEA?

192. HE'S BEEN CRAWLING FOR THE PAST THREE BLOCKS.

193. BRIGHT ORANGE?

194. DON'T SHOOT US.

195. THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BADGERS KILL.

196. - I AGREE WITH HARMON. SOMEONE'S GONNA GET HURT.

197. SHUT UP. DID YOU HEAR THAT?

198. - WHAT?

199. THAT WAS A TEST. MORAN, YOU PASSED.

200. - DONNIE, HARMON, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - Harmon: I'M OUT.

201. - SOMEBODY HELP US! - WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?

202. COWARDS!

203. A MASCOT, MARY JO,

204. THE UNEXPECTED.

205. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

206. ON A MEDICAL SHOW ONCE.

207. WHEN SHE'D O.D.

208. SEE, THE VASELINE,

209. THE BUTTHOLE.

210. SLIDE RIGHT IN.

211. - WAIT, YOU DID THIS TO GRANDMA? - YEP.

212. SHE HATES US.

213. OKAY, PUT THESE ON.

214. TO HOLD THE TAIL UP.

215. WISH I COULD, BUT MY HANDS ARE KIND OF FULL.

216. SORRY.

217. MMM!

218. THE FIELD TODAY,

219. ALL THE TALK,

220. ALL THE DISTRACTIONS, THEY GO AWAY.

221. THEN IT'S JUST US

222. ON THE OTHER SIDELINE.

223. HOW WAS THAT?

224. NOT ANGRY ENOUGH.

225. I'LL GET THERE.

226. ARE A BITCH AND A HALF, I'M TELLING YOU.

227. HEY, RADON,

228. PEOPLE COME FROM?

229. THAT'S BEEN HERE, COACH.

230. I FEEL— I FEEL DRUNK. OH GOD.

231. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

232. THAT'S JUST THE "E" KICKING IN, COACH.

233. WHAT'S "E"?

234. OH, "E" IS JUST SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA RELAX YOU.

235. IT'LL WEAR OFF BEFORE GAME TIME.

236. BECAUSE WE'RE HUNTING THIS STUPID BADGER.

237. - THIS IS NOT STUPID! - THIS IS STUPID!

238. - WHY DON'T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING JUST ONCE? - WHY DO WE HAVE GUNS?

239. I SWEAR.

240. WAIT.

241. WAIT. WE'VE BEEN GOING ABOUT THIS ALL WRONG.

242. WHAT?

243. TAILGATING TONIGHT. WHY?

244. - I DON'T KNOW. ATTRACTED TO MEAT.

245. COME TO US.

246. WE TAILGATE.

247. THAT'S CRAZY.

248. I LOVE IT.

249. 15 SECONDS, COACH.

250. IS THAT ALL? DOWN THERE FOR AN HOUR.

251. - YOU KNOW, I'M A BLESSED MAN, RADON. - OH, IS THAT SO?

252. OH YEAH, I MEAN LOOK AT THIS.

253. LOOK AT MY HOUSE HERE. I OWN THIS.

254. - THAT'S COOL, MAN. - YEAH, IT IS COOL.

255. EVERY DAY THAT I GO TO WORK,

256. WITH PEOPLE THAT I LOVE. CAN SAY THAT.

257. - MM-HMM. - YEAH.

258. I LOVE YOU, RADON. OH YEAH.

259. - I LOVE YOU TOO, COACH. - OH YEAH, COME OVER HERE.

260. YOU KNOW WHAT? AND I LOVE OUR TEAM.

261. I MEAN, I LOVE OUR TEAM TOO, COACH.

262. I MEAN, WELL, EVERYBODY EXCEPT THE CAPTAIN.

263. THE CAPTAIN? THAT'S WHO I LOVE THE BEST.

264. THE THING ABOUT THAD IS, ALL HE DOES IS CARE.

265. HE'D LIGHT HIS MOTHER HELP US WIN A GAME.

266. THAT'S WHY HE'S THAT I EVER NAMED CAPTAIN.

267. WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO BE THE SECOND.

268. I LOVE YOU, RADON,

269. BUT YOU'RE NOT CAPTAIN MATERIAL.

270. HAS TO BE SELFLESS.

271. AND YOU'RE A GREAT ATHLETE,

272. ABOUT IS YOURSELF.

273. OKAY, I'M GONNA GO UNDER FOR 30 SECONDS.

274. OKAY, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT.

275. OH! I'M TELLING YOU,

276. IS JUST IRRESISTIBLE,

277. EVEN TO A BADGER.

278. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, MORAN.

279. IN YOU?

280. HAD A LOT OF VODKA.

281. IS HOT DOGS.

282. PASSES OUT, BAM,

283. I'M EATIN' HIS BALLS.

284. - YOU KNOW? - TOTALLY.

285. ARE YOU OKAY?

286. - I'M A SHITTY CAPTAIN. - NO, YOU'RE NOT.

287. MY TEAM ABANDONED ME.

288. AND SAID, "I'M GONNA EAT THIS BADGER'S BALLS."

289. IF I DON'T, NO ONE'S GONNA FOLLOW ME ON THAT FIELD TOMORROW.

290. LOOK, DON'T CRY, ALL RIGHT?

291. COME ON.

292. I MEAN, THERE'LL BE OTHER MASCOT...

293. - BALLS YOU CAN EAT. - WHATEVER.

294. LOOK, WE'RE GONNA

295. AND YOU'RE GONNA EAT HIS BALLS.

296. AND THEN YOU'RE ONTO THAT FIELD TOMORROW.

297. RIGHT, CAPTAIN?

298. YOU REALLY THINK SO?

299. THE BADGER DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

300. WHAT UP THOUGH, BIG J?

301. - WHERE'S COACH? - WELL...

302. JESUS CHRIST, MARTY!

303. IT'S GAME TIME.

304. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE ONE.

305. WELL, I'M OUT OF IDEAS.

306. ONCE AGAIN.

307. OH, AND HERE WE GO.

308. SHADDA-BAP BAH-DA. BINGO. YEAH.

309. OH, WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

310. NO NO NO, THAT'S A BAD IDEA.

311. I CAN SAVE THIS GOAT.

312. YOU'RE JUST YOUR BIG BROTHER.

313. CAN YOU DO THAT?

314. ONE...

315. TWO...

316. - THREE!

317. - I DID IT, OH MY GOD. - I DID IT! YES, I DID IT.

318. - Mary Jo: WE DID IT. - YEAH! I DID IT!

319. - I'M SORRY. - YOU OWE ME SO MUCH. I DID IT!

320. Man on radio: a few hours away from kickoff as this bitter rivalry

321. - adds another chapter to its colorful history.

322. Yes, football fans, the grudge between...

323. HEY, MARY JO, WHAT'S UP?

324. quarterback Radon Randell and Thad Castle stick it to...

325. WHAT?

326. - WHERE'S THE BADGER? - YOU JUST MISSED HIM.

327. HOLY SHIT!

328. DO THAT?

329. - IS THAT THE GOAT? - WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM.

330. OH, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. HATE ME SO MUCH.

331. THE TEAM'S GONNA HATE HER EVEN MORE.

332. WAIT A SECOND.

333. TO FIX THIS. - All: REALLY?

334. NO, NOT YOU TWO. WE'RE GOOD.

335. - WE'RE GOOD? - SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN CHARGE OF THE MASCOT.

336. IT'S JUST TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR HER.

337. - HOW YOU DOING, COACH? - I FEEL GREAT.

338. THAT'S THE FIRST GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP I'VE HAD BEFORE A GAME IN 25 YEARS.

339. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT— ME AND MARTY D.

340. GETTIN' SLEEP, SAVIN' THE WORLD.

341. HEY HEY, WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT,

342. LAST NIGHT,

343. BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

344. OH, OF COURSE, COACH.

345. HEY, BUT LISTEN,

346. IF WE WIN,

347. FOUND A NEW RITUAL.

348. COME ON, COACH.

349. EAT THE BALLS. EAT THE BALLS!

350. EAT THE BALLS! EAT THE BALLS!

351. TO BE BADGER BALLS.

352. DONKEY BALLS OR SHEEP BALLS.

353. NOPE. THIS BADGER HAD BIG-ASS BALLS.

354. - THAT'S WHY HE WAS SO HARD TO CATCH. - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

355. BADGER BALLS, COACH.

356. BADGER BALLS, RADON.

357. NOW THAT'S A CAPTAIN.

358. YESTERDAY, SOME OF YOU AND IT HURT,

359. I'M A CAPTAIN WORTHY

360. ON THE FIELD TODAY.

361. NOW WHO'S GONNA EAT THIS OTHER BADGER BALL WITH ME?

362. OOH.

363. I'LL EAT THE OTHER BALL. I'D BE HONORED TO.

364. THANK YOU, RADON. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU.

365. THIS BADGER BALL TO...

366. - ALEX MORAN! - YEAH!

367. EAT THE BALLS! EAT THE BALLS!

368. - ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? - I'M BEGGING YOU.

369. - YOU OWE ME. - I KNOW.

370. EAT THE BALLS! EAT THE BALLS!

371. EAT THE BALLS! EAT THE BALLS! EAT THE BALLS!