Blue Mountain State 2x7

Directed by Clay Weiner

Denise Richards as Debra Simon • Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Omari Newton as Larry • Rob Ramsay as Donnie • Craig Stickland as Dando

Alex unwittingly sleeps with Coach Daniels' ex-wife and gets used as a pawn in their bitter relationship, while Sammy struggles to end Mary Jo's new fascination with a guitar-toting heartthrob.

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1. - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

2. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, GUYS.

3. WAS PERFECT!

4. YEAH!

5. - NOTHING!

6. A FAMILY.

7. LIKE BROTHERS.

8. I'VE NEVER HAD A BROTHER, COACH.

9. WELL, THAD, TODAY YOU HAVE OF BROTHERS.

10. HEY, COACH, CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO THE TEAM?

11. RADON, THE WAY SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT.

12. - COME ON OUT HERE. - THANKS, MAN.

13. YO, I WANT EVERYBODY

14. MY NEW TV SHOW I'VE GOT COMING OUT THIS WEEK.

15. IT'S CALLED "DREAMS WITH RADON RANDELL,"

16. WITH QUESTIONS,

17. IN AN INSPIRATIONAL WAY.

18. WEEKNIGHTS, 10:00 P.M. "DREAMS WITH RADON RANDELL."

19. BE THERE.

20. WOW, I'M INSPIRED ALREADY.

21. OKAY, LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS.

22. SHOWERS!

23. BACK ALIMONY?

24. WELL, WHEN WARREN AND I GOT MARRIED,

25. OWED ME $60,000.

26. THAT MONEY DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY.

27. I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO.

28. I'M WINNING,

29. TO GET RID OF ME.

30. VACATION WITH THE MONEY?

31. - Debra: I LOVE IT. - Warren: OH, I LOVE YOU.

32. THAN YOU DO.

33. DON'T FORGET TO DRINK THE WATER.

34. BRO.

35. - BRO. - Radon: COME ON, MAN,

36. WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU AIN'T GOT NO DREAMS?

37. - EVERYBODY GOT DREAMS. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM? - BRO.

38. I'D LIKE TO BANG THE DEAN'S WIFE THOUGH.

39. NOW SEE, THAT'S A FANTASTIC DREAM.

40. AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN'T MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU.

41. NO NO, I— I'LL JUST HANDLE THAT ON MY OWN.

42. BRO.

43. HEY, DO YOU THINK NOW THAT WE'RE BROS THAT MAKES ME HALF BLACK?

44. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

45. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

46. ♪ FRIES ON THE SIDE

47. OKAY, LADIES! ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO!

48. IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE PRACTICE! LET'S GO!

49. WHOA. HONK HONK!

50. HEY, MUSIC CLASS IS IN BUILDING C, PAL, SO...

51. BANG IT.

52. OKAY, THANK YOU, BUDDY. GOOD DAY.

53. TAKE IT EASY, PAL. GOODBYE.

54. SEE YOU NEVER. ADIOS.

55. LADIES, LET'S GET BACK TO CHEERLEADING.

56. COME ON, TIME FOR PRACTICE. OKAY!

57. HE'S SO SENSITIVE...

58. - HELLO! I'M RIGHT HERE. - ... AND SKINNY.

59. "AND THE DUCK LAID AN EGG, AND SO DID THE HEN,

60. WAS HAPPY AGAIN."

61. FOR COMING.

62. REMEMBER, READING IS IMPORTANT.

63. I'M OUT OF LINE—

64. THAT BOOK TO LIFE.

65. I WAS ON THAT FARM, YOU KNOW, WITH THE HENS AND THE—

66. I'M ALEX MORAN.

67. OH, ALEX MORAN—

68. THE CYPRESS BOWL LAST YEAR?

69. OH. "LOST" IS SO HARSH.

70. I "UN-WON" THAT GAME.

71. WAIT, YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO BE DEAN SIMON'S WIFE?

72. OH, CUT THE BULLSHIT.

73. OKAY.

74. TO A PARTY TONIGHT. I THINK IT'D BE FUN.

75. HOW HIGH ARE YOU?

76. I'M NOT HIGH.

77. WHY, YOU WANT TO GET HIGH? WE CAN GET HIGH.

78. YEAH, I THINK I'LL PASS.

79. ON THE BENCH THIS SEASON.

80. OKAY, BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, I MEAN,

81. IT'S TONIGHT AT THE GOAT HOUSE.

82. BRING YOUR FRIENDS.

83. - DREAMS! - ♪ WHAT I DO IS FOR YOU

84. OH, HELLO.

85. I'M RADON RANDELL,

86. AND YOU'RE WATCHING "DREAMS."

87. ON THE FIELD.

88. IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE.

89. OH, SEEMS WE HAVE A CALLER.

90. - HELLO, CALLER. YOU'RE ON WITH RADON.

91. Mary Jo: Hey, my name is... Sister.

92. WHAT'S UP, SISTER?

93. Well, my brother and I have a special relationship.

94. He grabs my boobs in public and honks them.

95. WHAT?

96. We fake blow each other a lot.

97. We fake bang at parties.

98. Well, anyway, it's starting to get in the way of me meeting guys.

99. I BET.

100. So what should I do?

101. WAIT, YOU SAID THIS IS YOUR BROTHER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?

102. - Uh-huh. - ALL RIGHT, WELL HEY,

103. YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS.

104. TO MEET GUYS,

105. THEN YOU'VE GOT TO STOP

106. AND MEET GUYS.

107. LOVE, INSPIRATION...

108. ♪ BREATH ON MY BREATH

109. WHAT'S WITH THE BREATHLESS WONDER?

110. DUDE, THAT GUY PULLS SERIOUS BEAVE.

111. ABOUT A GIRL'S FRECKLES.

112. MY EYES OUT.

113. OF COURSE YOU WERE.

114. SAMMY, WHAT THE HELL?

115. I'M SORRY. KEEP PLAYING.

116. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHEN I FAKE BLOW YOU.

117. WHAT? NO, I DON'T.

118. BECAUSE OF HIM?

119. HEY, MAN, I'M DANDO.

120. - YEAH? - YEAH.

121. DANDO WHAT?

122. THAT'S IT. JUST ONE NAME— DANDO.

123. WOW, THAT IS SO COOL.

124. - HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME? - YEAH.

125. IT'S STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER.

126. BANG IT.

127. ALEX!

128. DEBRA, YOU MADE IT...

129. BARELY.

130. BARTENDER, TWO SHOTS.

131. THE GOAT HOUSE.

132. PLEASE, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE.

133. YOU WERE BORN.

134. WELL, SHALL WE RETIRE TO THE FRONT LAWN THEN?

135. THAT WE CAN DO IT IN?

136. - YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE. - COME ON.

137. - HI, THAD. - HI.

138. - BYE, THAD. - BYE.

139. MORNING, CAP'N.

140. WHO THAT WAS?

141. YEAH, IT'S THE DEAN'S WIFE.

142. SHE WAS CLASSY.

143. OH, YOU NEED A NEW SINK UPSTAIRS, BY THE WAY.

144. BRO, SHE'S NOT JUST THE DEAN'S WIFE.

145. SHE'S COACH'S EX-WIFE,

146. BRO.

147. HE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW.

148. BRO, I GOTTA TELL.

149. NO, THAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL COACH.

150. - I GOTTA TELL HIM. - NO NO NO.

151. - I— - BRO CODE.

152. WE'RE BROTHERS, RIGHT? BRO'S DON'T TELL ON OTHER BROS.

153. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE BRO CODE.

154. INVENTED IT.

155. YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME.

156. DID YOU SPLOOGE?

157. I'M LOSING MY SISTER.

158. 'CAUSE I WAS HONKING HER BOOBS AND FAKE BLOWING HER.

159. HER BOOBS?

160. THAT'S OUR THING. WE'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE WE WERE LITTLE KIDS.

161. LOOK, THE THING ABOUT GUYS IS IN THEIR GUITAR.

162. OUT OF HIS HANDS,

163. WILL LOSE INTEREST.

164. HEY, COFFEE BREAK'S OVER.

165. GET IN THERE NOW.

166. WOW, HE LOOKS PISSED.

167. I KNOW. SHIT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT?

168. BRO, DOES COACH KNOW?

169. BRO, IF HE FOUND OUT, HE'D MACHETE YOUR ASS.

170. DIVORCED FIVE YEARS AGO. I HEARD IT WAS A BLOODBATH.

171. THAT YEAR, A PLAYER

172. KILLER TITTIES, BRO.

173. HE CAN NEVER FIND OUT.

174. SHIT.

175. ALL ABOUT, BRO?

176. CAN'T SAY. BRO CODE.

177. OKAY, SO A BRO OF MINE— I CAN'T SAY WHO,

178. BUT SOMEBODY'S SCREWING SOMEBODY'S EX-WIFE.

179. BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. THAT'S IT.

180. WELL, WHICH BRO

181. OR THE BRO WITH THE EX-WIFE?

182. THEY'RE BOTH MY BROS.

183. A MORAL DILEMMA, BRO.

184. OH WOW.

185. THERE'S MY SEXY LITTLE QUARTERBACK.

186. HOLY SHIT.

187. LOOK, I HAD A LOT OF FUN THE OTHER NIGHT,

188. BUT I HAD THE COACH'S EX-WIFE.

189. AND IF HE FINDS OUT, I'M— HE'LL KILL ME.

190. IS A RISK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE.

191. DON'T YOU LIKE TAKING RISKS?

192. MM-HMM.

193. UM...

194. WOW.

195. THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.

196. WITH THIS...

197. MM-HMM.

198. AND START THINKING WITH THIS.

199. - OKAY. YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. - UH-HUH.

200. - DREAMS! - ♪ WHAT I DO IS FOR YOU

201. HELLO THERE.

202. I'M RADON RANDELL

203. AND YOU'RE WATCHING "DREAMS."

204. HELLO, CALLER. YOUR DREAM COME TRUE?

205. Hello, this is Chad.

206. I'm having bro-code loyalty issues.

207. IN THE FORM OF A DREAM.

208. One of my bros slept with another bro's ex-wife,

209. and my dream is that you'll tell me what to do about it.

210. OKAY, NOW THE BRO CODE— THAT CAN BE COMPLEX,

211. BUT HOLD ON, I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU.

212. NOW FIRST OF ALL,

213. WITH TWO BROS,

214. TO YOU, ALL RIGHT?

215. LOVE, INSPIRATION...

216. - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - WHAT'S MY PROBLEM?

217. HE'S MY PROBLEM AND YOU'RE MY PROBLEM.

218. AND NOW ALL YOU DO IS

219. ON THEIR SHITTY GUITARS.

220. COST MY DAD $7,000.

221. OH GREAT! HE'S RICH TOO.

222. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN HAVE HER, DANDO.

223. TO THE BOTH OF YOU.

224. GOOD. GO. SEE IF I CARE.

225. YOU'RE SO IMMATURE SOMETIMES!

226. HEY, BRO, COACH WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE.

227. ABOUT WHAT?

228. BUT I CAN'T—

229. BRO CODE.

230. SIT DOWN, ALEX.

231. DID YOU HUMP MY WIFE?

232. NO.

233. OKAY, I'M GONNA ASK AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME LOUDER.

234. DID YOU HUMP MY WIFE?

235. OH, TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE.

236. OKAY, IT WAS NOTHING. IT WAS NOTHING.

237. EIGHT OR NINE TIMES. - Players: OH!

238. GEE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE.

239. YOU HATED THE DEAN.

240. LOOK, I'M SORRY. IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER.

241. NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'RE GONNA KEEP HUMPING HER.

242. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.

243. AS I GAVE IT TO YOU.

244. I'M CALLING THE SHOTS HERE NOW, BUDDY BOY.

245. - YOU GET IT? - YEAH.

246. SO YOU'RE GONNA KEEP

247. YOU'RE IN BED WITH HER,

248. YOU'RE GOING TO

249. ERNICIO.

250. ERNICIO?

251. MMM.

252. THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

253. OH MY.

254. OH WOW.

255. THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM.

256. NO.

257. THIS ISN'T USUALLY WHERE I CHANGE.

258. - HM-MMM. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

259. OH, I'M JUST— WHOOP— SITTING.

260. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

261. - IF YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF... - MM-HMM?

262. MAYBE I'LL LET YOU SEE MY POMPOMS.

263. OH, I LOVE POMPOMS.

264. - YOU DO? - MM-HMM.

265. YOU KNOW, YOUR COACH— HE AND I—

266. ALL THE TIME AND DO IT.

267. - OH, REALLY? - MM-HMM.

268. GOD, I HOPE HE DOESN'T WALK IN.

269. - CAN YOU IMAGINE? - OH GOD, I WOULD HATE THAT.

270. MMM.

271. OH, GOOD LORD.

272. GOD, YOU'RE REALLY SEXY.

273. THANK YOU.

274. ERNICIO.

275. WHAT DID YOU SAY?

276. ERNICIO? AM I PRONOUNCING IT RIGHT?

277. OH GOD.

278. - YOU STUPID SHIT.

279. HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BRO?

280. STUPID BRO CODE.

281. TO YOU, BRO.

282. - PLEASE DON'T. - NO, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS UP TO YOU.

283. PLEASE DON'T.

284. SHIT.

285. SO I SEE YOU DID WHAT I ASKED YOU TO.

286. TELL ME, WHAT DID WHEN YOU MENTIONED ERNICIO?

287. SHE WAS PRETTY ANGRY, COACH.

288. MICHELLE BRANCH SAYS HI.

289. THAT BITCH!

290. WHAT'S GOING ON, COACH, OR I'M OUT.

291. - HEY, YOU'RE OUT WHEN I SAY YOU'RE OUT. - ALL RIGHT.

292. NOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HER SUITES TONIGHT.

293. - ASK FOR ROOM 277. - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO.

294. YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT SHE WANTS YOU TO DO.

295. IT'LL PROBABLY OR CHEERLEADING UNIFORMS.

296. YEAH, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, COACH.

297. THEN I'VE ARRANGED

298. THAT'S GONNA BLOW UP IN HER FACE.

299. WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING THEN.

300. - WAIT WAIT, COACH.

301. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE CALLING THE DEAN.

302. OKAY. YEAH, ON MY FACE.

303. - ALEX MORAN. - YEAH?

304. - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. - OH GOD.

305. OKAY.

306. - DEBRA! - YEAH?

307. - DEBRA, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YOU. - OH YEAH?

308. - YEAH. - OH GOD, IT IS SO HOT

309. EVEN THOUGH MARTY KNOWS.

310. IT'S SUCH A TURN-ON, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.

311. - DEBRA. - YEAH?

312. DEBRA, I THINK HE'S SETTING US UP.

313. - DON'T ANSWER THAT. - WHO'S AT THE DOOR?

314. - IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. - MY HUSBAND?

315. - WHAT? - DANIELS DID IT.

316. I DIDN'T— I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION.

317. SHH. WHO CARES?

318. HE'LL LEAVE. JUST BE QUIET.

319. - OH NO, HE WON'T. - OH YEAH, HE WILL. TRUST ME.

320. - BE QUIET. - DEBRA, COME ON.

321. - Coach: YOU'RE A BITCH.

322. OH GOD. COACH?

323. YOU SON OF A BITCH.

324. - OH, SHIT. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

325. OW! AH! GOD.

326. OKAY! THERE IT IS.

327. OKAY, I'D LIKE TO LEAVE. I COULD GET?

328. YEAH, SO I THINK I'M PROBABLY JUST GONNA,

329. LIKE, TAKE OVER MY DAD'S BUSINESS WHEN I GRADUATE.

330. I MEAN, HE'S GOT SICK BENEFITS.

331. THAT NEW GUITAR AGAIN?

332. HEY, EVERYONE SHUT UP. I'M GONNA SING A SONG.

333. OH NO.

334. ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO.

335. IT'S FOR MY SISTER MARY JO.

336. SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE.

337. YEAH.

338. LET'S GO SMOKE OUTSIDE THE STUDENT UNION.

339. ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD GO ALONE.

340. THIS SHITTY MUSIC?

341. WELL NO, I HATE THIS MUSIC.

342. IT'S PROBABLY THE WORST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE,

343. WHAT IT MEANS.

344. WHO'S PLAYING IT.

345. SO I'M SORRY, DANDO.

346. YOU CAN STOP.

347. I'M SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR SHITTY BOYFRIEND'S GUITAR.

348. I HEARD THAT.

349. AND HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

350. YES!

351. BANG IT.

352. ONE LAST TIME?

353. SURE, LAST TIME.

354. SO MUCH, SAMMY.

355. GUYS. GUYS. COACH. COACH, I'M STILL HERE.

356. HAVE YOU GOT KEYS? CAN I GET KEYS?

357. OH, THANK YOU.

358. WHOOPS-A-DAISY.

359. THANKS, GUYS. LOOK, I GOT A QUESTION.

360. WHO'S ERNICIO?

361. IT'S THE NAME OF MY DICK.

362. OH OKAY,

363. - Debra: UH-HUH. - OKAY, COOL. HAVE FUN, GUYS.

364. - Coach: OH BABY, YEAH. - BE SAFE.

365. - DREAMS! - ♪ WHAT I DO IS FOR YOU

366. I'M RADON RANDELL

367. AND YOU'RE WATCHING "DREAMS."

368. LIGHTING UP.

369. - HELLO, CALLER.

370. It's me— Thad Castle— the captain of your football team.

371. HOW ARE YOU DOING, THAD? WHAT'S YOUR DREAM?

372. Based on bad advice you gave me, I sold out a bro

373. and now he's totally screwed.

374. OKAY, SO YOUR DREAM IS WITH YOUR BROS, RIGHT?

375. No, actually my dream is to get your stupid show off the air.

376. WELL, I GUESS IF THAT'S YOUR DREAM,

377. OFF THE AIR.

378. FINE.

379. THIS SHOW OFF THE AIR,

380. THE TV STATION'S SUPERVISOR.

381. And what's that email?

382. It's my dream to get that email.

383. YOU GOT A PEN?

384. - DREAMS. - ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD ON.