1. MISS CACCIATORE,
YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR
HERE INFORMS ME
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2. THAT YOU ENTERED
MY UNIVERSITY TWO MONTHS AGO
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3. ON A FULL
ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP,
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4. AND ARE NOW IN DANGER
OF FLUNKING OUT.
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5. MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S
A DICK.
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6. YOU'RE PRE-MED
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7. YET YOU HAVEN'T ATTENDED
A SINGLE LAB.
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8. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
- I'M YOUR DEAN!
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9. - OH YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, I SEE STUDENTS
LIKE YOU EVERY YEAR.
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10. YOU THINK COLLEGE
IS A FOUR-YEAR PARTY.
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11. WELL, I MEAN, I'M STANDING
FOUR FEET AWAY AND I CAN
SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF YOU.
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12. IT'S HOT.
I'M SWEATING IT OUT.
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13. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU NEED
A LITTLE REMINDER
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14. OF WHAT THIS UNIVERSITY
IS REALLY ABOUT.
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15. CHECK THIS OUT.
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16. MOVIES!
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17. I LOVE MOVIES.
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18. I am BMS.
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19. I am BMS.
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20. We are BMS.
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21. I am BMS.
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22. Hi, I'm Dean Simon.
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23. Enroll now and score
a touchdown in education.
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24. GOD, THAT WAS GOOD.
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25. I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING,
MISS CACCIATORE,
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26. IS THAT THE TIME HAS COME
TO STEP UP OR—
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27. - MISS CACCIATORE!
- I JUST HAVE TO PEE
REAL QUICK.
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28. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
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29. YOU BETTER HOLD ON.
THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.
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30. SOMEONE DRINK WITH ME!
COME ON.
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31. - I'M IN.
- YES.
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32. MARY JO, WHY AREN'T
YOU DRINKING WITH HIM?
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33. SOME DEAN GUY PUT ME
ON ACADEMIC PROBATION.
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34. WAIT, THEY HAVE THAT HERE?
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35. - APPARENTLY.
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36. I GOT IT.
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37. HOMEWORK DELIVERY
FOR ALEX MORAN.
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38. WHAT'D YOU SAY, GLASSES?
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39. I'M HAVING TROUBLE
HEARING YOU THROUGH THOSE
THICK GLASSES, GLASSES.
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40. WHOA WHOA WHOA.
COME ON, HEY.
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41. THANKS, GARY.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
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42. - LEARN SOMETHING.
- WHOA, ARE YOU GIVING HIM
SASS, GLASSES?
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43. - 'CAUSE I'LL BREAK
YOUR GODDAMN—
- OKAY, YEAH.
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44. APPRECIATE IT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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45. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
- YEAH.
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46. THAT NERD'S A NERD, MAN.
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47. JOCKS LIKE US DON'T TALK
TO NERDS, WE PRANK THEM.
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48. SAMMY, YOU'RE NOT A JOCK.
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49. GOOD ONE.
I'M NOT A JOCK.
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50. WHO'S PRANKING WHO NOW?
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51. EXCUSE ME.
STOP TALKING.
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52. LOOK AT ME.
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53. I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT THIS YEAR
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54. YOUR COMBINED TEAM G.P.A.
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55. IS THE HIGHEST IN B.M.S.
FOOTBALL HISTORY.
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56. - WHAT'S A G.P.A.?
- WHO ARE YOU?
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57. - I AM YOUR DEAN.
- OH.
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58. I'M LOOKING FOR ALEX MORAN.
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59. - UH-OH.
- RELAX.
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60. YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED.
YOU'RE BEING PUBLISHED.
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61. YOUR PAPER,
"SUPERMAN'S BROTHER:
AN EXPANDED THEORY OF REALITY,"
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62. IS LIGHTING UP
THE ACADEMIC COMMUNITY.
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63. COOL.
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64. TELL ME, WITH ALL
OF YOUR PRACTICES,
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65. WHERE DID YOU FIND
THE TIME TO WRITE
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66. SUCH A SOPHISTICATED
PIECE OF WORK?
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67. IT HAPPENED, I GUESS.
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68. WELL, WE ARE GOING
TO BE GIVING A BANQUET
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69. IN YOUR HONOR.
AND...
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70. YOU ARE GOING TO BE
GIVING A PRESENTATION
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71. ON THIS PAPER.
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72. YOU DID WRITE
THE PAPER, CORRECT?
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73. I MEAN, I'D HATE
TO FIND OUT OTHERWISE.
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74. YEAH, I— I ACCEPT
YOUR PROPOSAL
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75. - AND I'LL DO
YOUR PRESENTATION.
- GREAT!
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76. - COOL.
- Radon: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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77. IT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE.
HE DIDN'T DO SHIT.
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78. HIS NERD DID
EVERYTHING FOR HIM.
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79. WAIT, YOU GUYS
GOT NERDS HERE?
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80. WE DON'T GOT THOSE
IN DETROIT.
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81. EVERYBODY HAS
THEIR OWN NERD THAT DOES
THEIR WORK FOR THEM.
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82. EVEN YOU.
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83. I HAVE MY OWN NERD?
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84. COACH, YOU SHOULD BE
VERY PROUD OF YOUR PLAYERS.
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85. SHUT UP AND GET OUT.
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86. DO IT! DO IT!
DO IT! DO IT!
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87. GARY!
HEY, YOU MADE IT.
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88. - THAT'S FOR YOU.
- WHAT'S THIS?
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89. OH, YOU KNOW
THE PAPER YOU WROTE
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90. CALLED
"SUPERMAN'S BROTHER"?
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91. - IT'S BEING PUBLISHED.
- NO WAY!
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92. YES WAY, YES.
NOW I HAVE TO GIVE
A PRESENTATION
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93. AT A BANQUET
IN MY HONOR,
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94. WHICH IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH
ATTENTION, IF YOU ASK ME.
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95. SO IF YOU COULD JUST
EASE UP ON THE EFFORT
A LITTLE, THAT'D BE GREAT.
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96. DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE PRESENTATION.
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97. - GOOD.
- THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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98. I KNOW.
I'M OVER THE MOON.
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99. HEY, WHICH ONE
OF YOU ALL IN HERE
IS RADON RANDELL'S NERD?
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100. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL
HERE SOMEWHERE.
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101. OH SHIT!
YOU'RE MY NERD!
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102. WHOO!
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU EXISTED, MAN.
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103. I THOUGHT YOU WAS
LIKE THE TOOTH FAIRY
OR SOMETHING.
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104. LIKE YOU'D
JUST DO MY HOMEWORK
AND THEN SLIDE IT
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105. UNDER THE PROFESSOR'S PILLOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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106. - NO.
- MY NERD! MY NERD!
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107. I FOUND— I FOUND MY NERD!
WE ABOUT TO GO GET DRUNK.
COME ON, MAN.
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108. YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
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109. NERDS AND JOCKS HANGING OUT TOGETHER.
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110. IT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S GROSS.
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111. YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE
THE BIGGEST NERD AT THIS
ENTIRE PARTY, RIGHT?
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112. LABELS, MAN—
PEOPLE CALLING YOU A NERD;
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113. PEOPLE CALLING ME THE GREATEST
QUARTERBACK THAT EVER LIVED
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114. ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET
ON THE EARTH.
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115. WE JUST PEOPLE, MAN.
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116. AND WHEN WE DIE
AND COME BACK,
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117. WE COME BACK
AS WHATEVER WE WANT.
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118. I'M GONNA COME BACK
AS A RARE FERRARI.
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119. - I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
- GO TAKE A NAP.
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120. ANY BED YOU WANT.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
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121. HEY, YOU WANT ME TO SING
TO YOU OR SOME SHIT?
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122. I DON'T REALLY KNOW
HOW NERDS GO TO SLEEP.
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123. NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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124. I LOVE YOU,
MY NERD BROTHER.
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125. LOVE YOU TOO,
RADON.
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126. THIS IS A WATERBED.
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127. BEST PRANK EVER.
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128. YOU'RE GONNA BE SO WET.
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129. WHOA, SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO NO MORE PARTYING?
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130. ALEX, I HAVE MONTHS
OF WORK TO CATCH UP ON.
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131. WEED HELPS ME FOCUS.
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132. OH MY GOD, MY WATERBED!
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133. - MY FRIEND!
- MY NERD!
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134. MAN, SOMEBODY DROWNED
MY NERD.
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135. THERE'S NO PERMANENT DAMAGE,
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136. BUT THERE'S NO TELLING
HOW LONG THE COMA
WILL LAST.
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137. IT'S JUST SOMETHING
TO REMEMBER HIM BY.
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138. NERDS, WE GOT YOU THIS.
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139. NO?
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140. MAYBE LATER.
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141. WE ARE VERY TRULY SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS.
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142. WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE
HURTING RIGHT NOW.
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143. SO PLEASE FEEL FREE
TO TAKE ONE BONUS DAY
OFF OF OUR HOMEWORK.
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144. BUT IT'S STILL DUE
THIS WEEK THOUGH, SO IF—
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145. WHICH ONE OF YOU
NEANDERTHALS DID THIS?
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146. HEY, WE'RE ALL
HURTING RIGHT NOW.
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147. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
I HAVE TO SLEEP IN
LARRY'S WATERBED
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148. UNTIL MINE GETS FIXED.
THERE'S PAIN EVERYWHERE.
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149. THAT'S IT.
I'M SICK OF US BEING TREATED
AS SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.
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150. - WHOA.
- WE WILL NEVER DO YOUR
HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN.
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151. - WHAT?
- I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH
IT ALMOST GETS US LAID.
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152. NERDS, MAKE IT SO.
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153. THERE'S A PROTRACTOR
IN THERE!
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154. - YOU USED TO BE
SMART, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
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155. GOOD.
I HAVE A PRESENTATION
I HAVE TO GIVE TOMORROW
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156. ON A PAPER
I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE CALLED
"SUPERMAN'S BROTHER."
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157. SUPERMAN DIDN'T HAVE
A BROTHER.
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158. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO.
I'M SO CONFUSED.
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159. I HAVEN'T
EVEN READ THE PAPER.
I CAN'T GET THE PAPER.
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160. NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE ME
THE PAPER. THEY DON'T WANT
TO EXPLAIN THE PAPER.
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161. THEY DON'T EXPLAIN
WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
WHAT IS THIS? LOOK.
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162. "BLACK POWER"?
REALLY?
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163. - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.
- ALEX!
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164. RELAX.
YOU JUST NEED TO FOCUS.
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165. AHEM.
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166. I'LL PACK MY BONG.
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167. SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I GOT HEURISTICS HOMEWORK DUE.
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168. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT HEURISTICS IS.
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169. WE'LL JUST GET
SOME NEW NERDS.
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170. YOU KNOW HOW MANY
GO TO THIS SCHOOL?
LITERALLY BILLIONS.
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171. AH!
WHAT THE HELLSIES?
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172. TROT EVANS?
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173. WHAT ARE YOU BASEBALL GOONS
DOING ON OUR TURF?
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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174. YEAH WELL, THE RULES CHANGED
WHEN OUR NERDS STOPPED DOING
OUR HOMEWORK, BRO.
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175. SO NOW YOU'RE
GONNA DO IT.
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176. THE BASEBALL TEAM'S
NERDS STOPPED DOING
HOMEWORK TOO, BRO?
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177. IT'S CAMPUS-WIDE, BRO.
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178. EVERY NERD ON THIS CAMPUS
IS ON STRIKE.
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179. - BRO?
- BRO.
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180. - BRO.
- THIS IS WAY MORE SERIOUS
THAN I THOUGHT.
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181. I'M CALLING A MEETING
OF THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS.
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182. CAPTAINS OF B.M.S.,
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183. YOU ARE ALL AWARE
OF THE CURRENT NERD CRISIS.
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184. IF THIS ISN'T RESOLVED
IMMEDIATELY
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185. WE MIGHT ALL BE
DOING OUR HOMEWORK.
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186. I'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR
TO ANY SOLUTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
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187. BRYCE WOODSY, TENNIS TEAM.
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188. WILL THERE AT ANY TIME
BE FOOD HERE?
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189. UM, YEAH.
I THINK WE HAVE SOME
FOOD COMING, BRYCE.
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190. I THINK WE HAVE A NICE PLATTER
OF KNUCKLE SANDWICHES.
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191. DO YOU WANT ONE?
WOULD YOU LIKE A KNUCKLE
SANDWICH?
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192. - I'M GOOD.
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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193. NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE
ANY SOLUTIONS?
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194. LUCY WILLIAMS, VOLLEYBALL.
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195. I WAS TOLD THIS MEETING
WAS FOR SPORTS CAPTAINS,
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196. SO WHY IS GOLF HERE?
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197. HEY, GOLF IS A SPORT.
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198. - IT'S A HOBBY.
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199. - IT'S MORE LIKE
CHESS OR CHECKERS.
- IT'S NOT A SPORT.
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200. GUYS, THE NERD CRISIS!
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201. CLAUDE CHAVALIER, HOCKEY TEAM.
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202. WHY DO NOT WE JUST PRESENT
THE NERDS AN OPTION OF—
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203. I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD
YOU'RE SAYING, BRO.
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204. LIKE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
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205. NOT A WORD.
I DIDN'T—
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206. - DOES ANY— CAN—
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207. SAMMY CACCIATORE,
SPIRIT SQUAD.
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208. MY SOLUTION—
PRANKING.
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209. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, BRO?
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210. I'M THE JOCK WHO PUT
THAT NERD IN A COMA.
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211. THAT'S WHO I AM,
TOUGH GUY.
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212. - THAT WAS YOU?
- YUP.
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213. WHY?
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214. BECAUSE SCREW THEM.
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215. THAT'S WHY.
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216. OKAY, SO LET'S REVIEW
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217. 'CAUSE I THINK WE WERE
WORKING ON SOME REALLY
GREAT STUFF SO FAR.
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218. - MALCOLM X...
- YEAH.
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219. - ... IS DEAD.
- YEAH.
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220. AS DEAD
AS A DOORKNOB.
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221. - I LIKE THAT.
- BUT...
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222. HIS LIGHT SHINES ON
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223. THROUGH TIME AND SPACE.
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224. WHICH IS WHERE SUPERMAN'S—
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225. WHICH IS WHERE
SUPERMAN COMES FROM.
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226. ALEX.
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227. ALEX, AND IF SUPERMAN
IS FROM SPACE—
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228. THEN SO IS HIS BROTHER.
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229. YES!
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230. - I LIKE THAT.
- I THINK WE GOT IT.
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231. YOU GUYS WANTED TO SEE US?
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232. RADON?
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233. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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234. SOLIDARITY, BROTHER.
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235. SOLIDARITY.
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236. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL
I'D LIKE TO SAY
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237. I THINK THIS HAS
BEEN HARD ON ALL OF US.
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238. ESPECIALLY ME.
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239. BUT I THINK THAT WE HAVE
AN OFFER THAT EVERYONE
WILL BE HAPPY WITH.
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240. PREPARE TO BE
PRANKED, NERDS.
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241. HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT.
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242. HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT
YOUR NERD IN A COMA.
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243. - YOU!
- TAKE HIM, HE'S YOURS.
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244. WE'LL LEAVE
THE HOMEWORK HERE
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245. AND BID YOU A FOND ADIEU.
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246. HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS,
YOU TRAITORS!
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247. YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
I'LL PUT YOU IN A COMA!
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248. ALL PUT YOU ALL IN COMAS!
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249. MARTY.
TO WHAT DO I OWE
THE PLEASURE?
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250. SO WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
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251. THREE OF MY PLAYERS SHOW UP
LATE FOR PRACTICE TODAY.
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252. YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THEY'RE
DOING HOMEWORK.
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253. - THEY'RE STUDENTS FIRST, MARTY.
- WE HAD AN UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT.
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254. AND ALL I ASK YOU TO DO
IS JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY
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255. WHEN IT COMES TO
THE GRADES THEY GET.
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256. JOCK ASSHOLES LIKE YOU
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257. HAVE RULED THE ROOST
FOR FAR TOO LONG.
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258. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAPERS
I WROTE IN COLLEGE
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259. THAT I NEVER RECEIVED
CREDIT FOR?
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260. I GET IT NOW.
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261. THIS WHOLE
HOMEWORK BOYCOTT,
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262. YOU PUT 'EM UP TO IT.
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263. I MERELY USHERED THEM
TOWARD REDEMPTION.
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264. TOMORROW, ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS
IS GOING TO STAND UP
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265. AND TAKE CREDIT
FOR A PUBLISHED PAPER
THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE
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266. AND HE WILL BE EXPOSED.
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267. AND THINGS WILL CHANGE.
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268. THAT BALANCE HAS EXISTED
FOR DECADES
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269. FOR A REASON, NERD.
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270. ALL GOOD THINGS
MUST COME TO AN END, JOCK.
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271. NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.
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272. OKAY, SO WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN?
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273. DENNIS JUST
CAST A FLESH SPELL
ON YOUR WIZARD.
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274. NO MAN, I REVERSED THAT.
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275. THEN I STABBED HIS HOBBIT EYES
OUT WITH MY WIZARD STICK.
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276. WHAT IS THIS?
AREN'T YOU NERDS GONNA GET
REVENGE ON ME OR SOMETHING?
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277. YOU'RE ONE OF US, SAMMY.
AND NERDS DON'T HURT
OTHER NERDS.
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278. STOP SAYING THAT.
I'M NOT A NERD.
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279. YES YOU ARE.
LOOK AT YOU.
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280. - YOU'RE SMALL AS SHIT.
- SO WAS DOUG FLUTIE.
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281. - YOU HAVE NO ATHLETIC ABILITY.
- I'D ARGUE THAT.
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282. YOU RARELY GET LAID.
YOU DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK.
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283. YOU'RE UNCONCERNED
WITH YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE.
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284. YEAH, MAN.
LOOK AT THE WAY
YOU DRESS.
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285. YOU AIN'T GOT
NO STYLE.
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286. AND THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS
SOLD YOU OUT. PFFT!
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287. OH MY GOD.
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288. I'M A NERD.
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289. HEY, NERDVILLE
IS NOT THAT BAD.
IT'S OKAY.
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290. THOSE JOCKS AREN'T GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
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291. I'M JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE,
SAMMY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING
THAT WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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292. OH, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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293. AND IT'S CALLED THE MASTER
OF ALL PRANKS.
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294. OH SHIT! WE'RE LATE.
WAKE UP.
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295. - MARY JO, WAKE UP.
- ALEX.
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296. - WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
- I GOT HERE LAST NIGHT.
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297. WE FIGURED THIS OUT.
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298. RIGHT?
DID WE FIGURE THIS OUT?
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299. DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT WE FIGURED OUT?
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300. NO.
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301. BUT MAYBE IF WE
SMOKE SOME WEED
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
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302. - YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT.
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303. DID WE...?
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304. IF WE DON'T REMEMBER...
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305. IT DOESN'T COUNT?
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306. MY FAVORITE SUBJECT?
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307. UM, ENGLISH,
'CAUSE I LOVE WORDS.
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308. I LOVE HEARING THEM.
I LOVE SAYING THEM.
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309. RIGHT THERE WAS A PERFECT
EXAMPLE OF A SENTENCE.
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310. SEE, THAT'S WHAT
I JUST DID.
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311. I'VE BEEN DOING IT
MY WHOLE LIFE. I'M GETTING
PRETTY GOOD NOW.
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312. I ALSO LIKE PARAGRAPHS.
I LOVE COMMAS.
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313. PERIODS
AND EXCLAMATE—
EXMA—
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314. ES— THE THING WITH
THE DOT UNDERNEATH.
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315. SAMMY, THIS MASTER PRANK,
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316. I AGREE THAT A POINT
NEEDS TO BE MADE HERE,
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317. BUT PERHAPS WE CAN
DO A BETTER JOB.
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318. GARY, I'M RUNNING
THE SHOW NOW, OKAY, PAL?
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319. THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY
WITH PUTTING AL IN A COMA.
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320. BUT YOU PUT AL
IN A COMA.
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321. HE HAD IT COMING.
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322. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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323. I AM YOUR DEAN.
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324. NOW BEING A DEAN
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325. IS LIKE BEING A GARDENER
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326. WHO GROWS FLOWERS
OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
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327. TODAY I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE YOU
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328. TO ONE OF THE BRIGHTEST
FLOWERS IN MY GARDEN.
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329. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
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330. FOR ALEX MORAN.
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331. - I CAN'T DO THIS.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
- YES YOU CAN.
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332. - I CAN'T—
- TRUST THE WEED.
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333. SUCKER.
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334. NERD!
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335. - HI.
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336. THANK YOU, DEAN.
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337. WHAT IS A PRESENTATION?
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338. UH...
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339. - SUPERMAN WOULD KNOW THAT.
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340. BUT HAS HE EVER BEEN
TO ASIA?
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341. PROBABLY.
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342. HE FLIES AROUND A LOT.
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343. YES!
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344. AND THROUGH
HIS DETERMINATION
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345. HE SOLVED
THE RUBIK'S CUBE.
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346. I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT WORMHOLES?
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347. THE THING ABOUT
SUPERMAN IS, UH...
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348. YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES SUPERMAN
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349. FORGETS HIS BROTHER
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350. WHO SITS IN HIS SHADOW.
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351. SURE, HE CAN'T THROW
THE FOOTBALL AS WELL AS
SUPERMAN CAN, RIGHT?
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352. BUT DOES THAT MEAN THAT HE
SHOULDN'T BE APPRECIATED?
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353. NO WAY.
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354. I GOT A CONFESSION
I'VE GOT TO MAKE.
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355. HE'S GONNA CONFESS.
WE GOT TO CALL IT OFF.
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356. THAT'S THE GO SIGNAL
FROM GARY.
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357. - LET'S DO THIS.
- DON'T DO IT, SON.
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358. IT WASN'T ME WHO—
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359. Since the beginning
of time,
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360. the nerd has been
oppressed by the jock.
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361. That ends today.
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362. And I want you to look
deep into the face
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363. of the nerd
who's gonna do it.
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364. IT'S OUR HOMEWORK.
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365. NERD.
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366. GARY, I'M SORRY ABOUT
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
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367. ALL RIGHT?
I'M GONNA MAKE IT
UP TO YOU.
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368. GARY, THIS IS LISA;
LISA, THIS IS GARY.
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369. - HEY.
- HAVE FUN.
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370. Mary Jo:
THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU.
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371. THANKS.
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372. WOW.
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373. EVERYTHING REALLY WORKED
OUT FOR EVERYONE.
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374. - DIDN'T IT?
- YEAH.
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