Blue Mountain State 2x6

Directed by Clay Weiner

Omari Newton as Larry • Rob Ramsay as Donnie • James Cade as Harmon • Lisa Rubin as Female Singer • Patrick Costello as Al

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

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1. MISS CACCIATORE,

2. ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP,

3. OF FLUNKING OUT.

4. MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S A DICK.

5. YOU'RE PRE-MED

6. YET YOU HAVEN'T ATTENDED A SINGLE LAB.

7. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? - I'M YOUR DEAN!

8. - OH YEAH. - YOU KNOW, I SEE STUDENTS LIKE YOU EVERY YEAR.

9. IS A FOUR-YEAR PARTY.

10. WELL, I MEAN, I'M STANDING SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF YOU.

11. IT'S HOT. I'M SWEATING IT OUT.

12. YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU NEED

13. IS REALLY ABOUT.

14. CHECK THIS OUT.

15. MOVIES!

16. I LOVE MOVIES.

17. I am BMS.

18. I am BMS.

19. We are BMS.

20. I am BMS.

21. Hi, I'm Dean Simon.

22. Enroll now and score a touchdown in education.

23. GOD, THAT WAS GOOD.

24. I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING, MISS CACCIATORE,

25. - MISS CACCIATORE! REAL QUICK.

26. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

27. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

28. SOMEONE DRINK WITH ME! COME ON.

29. - I'M IN. - YES.

30. MARY JO, WHY AREN'T YOU DRINKING WITH HIM?

31. ON ACADEMIC PROBATION.

32. WAIT, THEY HAVE THAT HERE?

33. - APPARENTLY.

34. I GOT IT.

35. FOR ALEX MORAN.

36. WHAT'D YOU SAY, GLASSES?

37. I'M HAVING TROUBLE THICK GLASSES, GLASSES.

38. WHOA WHOA WHOA. COME ON, HEY.

39. THANKS, GARY. WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?

40. - LEARN SOMETHING. - WHOA, ARE YOU GIVING HIM SASS, GLASSES?

41. - 'CAUSE I'LL BREAK - OKAY, YEAH.

42. APPRECIATE IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

43. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? - YEAH.

44. THAT NERD'S A NERD, MAN.

45. JOCKS LIKE US DON'T TALK TO NERDS, WE PRANK THEM.

46. SAMMY, YOU'RE NOT A JOCK.

47. GOOD ONE. I'M NOT A JOCK.

48. WHO'S PRANKING WHO NOW?

49. EXCUSE ME. STOP TALKING.

50. LOOK AT ME.

51. YOUR COMBINED TEAM G.P.A.

52. IS THE HIGHEST IN B.M.S. FOOTBALL HISTORY.

53. - WHAT'S A G.P.A.? - WHO ARE YOU?

54. - I AM YOUR DEAN. - OH.

55. I'M LOOKING FOR ALEX MORAN.

56. - UH-OH. - RELAX.

57. YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED. YOU'RE BEING PUBLISHED.

58. YOUR PAPER, "SUPERMAN'S BROTHER: AN EXPANDED THEORY OF REALITY,"

59. THE ACADEMIC COMMUNITY.

60. COOL.

61. TELL ME, WITH ALL OF YOUR PRACTICES,

62. PIECE OF WORK?

63. IT HAPPENED, I GUESS.

64. WELL, WE ARE GOING

65. IN YOUR HONOR. AND...

66. ON THIS PAPER.

67. THE PAPER, CORRECT?

68. I MEAN, I'D HATE TO FIND OUT OTHERWISE.

69. YEAH, I— I ACCEPT

70. - AND I'LL DO YOUR PRESENTATION. - GREAT!

71. - COOL. - Radon: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.

72. IT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE. HE DIDN'T DO SHIT.

73. EVERYTHING FOR HIM.

74. WAIT, YOU GUYS GOT NERDS HERE?

75. WE DON'T GOT THOSE IN DETROIT.

76. THEIR WORK FOR THEM.

77. EVEN YOU.

78. I HAVE MY OWN NERD?

79. COACH, YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOUR PLAYERS.

80. SHUT UP AND GET OUT.

81. DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

82. GARY! HEY, YOU MADE IT.

83. - THAT'S FOR YOU. - WHAT'S THIS?

84. OH, YOU KNOW

85. "SUPERMAN'S BROTHER"?

86. - IT'S BEING PUBLISHED. - NO WAY!

87. YES WAY, YES.

88. IN MY HONOR,

89. ATTENTION, IF YOU ASK ME.

90. A LITTLE, THAT'D BE GREAT.

91. DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PRESENTATION.

92. - GOOD. - THIS IS SO EXCITING.

93. I KNOW. I'M OVER THE MOON.

94. HEY, WHICH ONE IS RADON RANDELL'S NERD?

95. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL HERE SOMEWHERE.

96. OH SHIT! YOU'RE MY NERD!

97. WHOO! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU EXISTED, MAN.

98. OR SOMETHING.

99. LIKE YOU'D

100. UNDER THE PROFESSOR'S PILLOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

101. - NO. - MY NERD! MY NERD!

102. I FOUND— I FOUND MY NERD! WE ABOUT TO GO GET DRUNK. COME ON, MAN.

103. YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

104. NERDS AND JOCKS HANGING OUT TOGETHER.

105. IT'S DISGUSTING. IT'S GROSS.

106. YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE ENTIRE PARTY, RIGHT?

107. LABELS, MAN— PEOPLE CALLING YOU A NERD;

108. ON THE EARTH.

109. WE JUST PEOPLE, MAN.

110. AND COME BACK,

111. AS WHATEVER WE WANT.

112. I'M GONNA COME BACK AS A RARE FERRARI.

113. - I DON'T FEEL GOOD. - GO TAKE A NAP.

114. ANY BED YOU WANT. IT'S ALL GOOD.

115. HEY, YOU WANT ME TO SING TO YOU OR SOME SHIT?

116. I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW NERDS GO TO SLEEP.

117. NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

118. I LOVE YOU, MY NERD BROTHER.

119. LOVE YOU TOO, RADON.

120. THIS IS A WATERBED.

121. BEST PRANK EVER.

122. YOU'RE GONNA BE SO WET.

123. WHOA, SO WHAT HAPPENED TO NO MORE PARTYING?

124. ALEX, I HAVE MONTHS OF WORK TO CATCH UP ON.

125. WEED HELPS ME FOCUS.

126. OH MY GOD, MY WATERBED!

127. - MY FRIEND! - MY NERD!

128. MAN, SOMEBODY DROWNED MY NERD.

129. THERE'S NO PERMANENT DAMAGE,

130. BUT THERE'S NO TELLING WILL LAST.

131. IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO REMEMBER HIM BY.

132. NERDS, WE GOT YOU THIS.

133. NO?

134. MAYBE LATER.

135. FOR YOUR LOSS.

136. WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE HURTING RIGHT NOW.

137. OFF OF OUR HOMEWORK.

138. BUT IT'S STILL DUE THIS WEEK THOUGH, SO IF—

139. NEANDERTHALS DID THIS?

140. HEY, WE'RE ALL HURTING RIGHT NOW.

141. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. LARRY'S WATERBED

142. UNTIL MINE GETS FIXED. THERE'S PAIN EVERYWHERE.

143. THAT'S IT. I'M SICK OF US BEING TREATED AS SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.

144. - WHOA. HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN.

145. - WHAT? - I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT ALMOST GETS US LAID.

146. NERDS, MAKE IT SO.

147. THERE'S A PROTRACTOR IN THERE!

148. SMART, RIGHT? - YEAH.

149. GOOD.

150. I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE CALLED "SUPERMAN'S BROTHER."

151. SUPERMAN DIDN'T HAVE A BROTHER.

152. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO. I'M SO CONFUSED.

153. I HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE PAPER. I CAN'T GET THE PAPER.

154. THE PAPER. THEY DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN THE PAPER.

155. THEY DON'T EXPLAIN WHAT'S IN THE BOX. WHAT IS THIS? LOOK.

156. "BLACK POWER"? REALLY?

157. - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. - ALEX!

158. RELAX. YOU JUST NEED TO FOCUS.

159. AHEM.

160. I'LL PACK MY BONG.

161. SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? I GOT HEURISTICS HOMEWORK DUE.

162. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HEURISTICS IS.

163. WE'LL JUST GET SOME NEW NERDS.

164. GO TO THIS SCHOOL? LITERALLY BILLIONS.

165. AH! WHAT THE HELLSIES?

166. TROT EVANS?

167. DOING ON OUR TURF? YOU KNOW THE RULES.

168. YEAH WELL, THE RULES CHANGED OUR HOMEWORK, BRO.

169. SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT.

170. THE BASEBALL TEAM'S HOMEWORK TOO, BRO?

171. IT'S CAMPUS-WIDE, BRO.

172. IS ON STRIKE.

173. - BRO? - BRO.

174. - BRO. THAN I THOUGHT.

175. I'M CALLING A MEETING OF THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS.

176. CAPTAINS OF B.M.S.,

177. OF THE CURRENT NERD CRISIS.

178. IF THIS ISN'T RESOLVED

179. DOING OUR HOMEWORK.

180. I'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR TO ANY SOLUTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.

181. BRYCE WOODSY, TENNIS TEAM.

182. BE FOOD HERE?

183. UM, YEAH. FOOD COMING, BRYCE.

184. OF KNUCKLE SANDWICHES.

185. DO YOU WANT ONE? SANDWICH?

186. - I'M GOOD. - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

187. NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SOLUTIONS?

188. LUCY WILLIAMS, VOLLEYBALL.

189. WAS FOR SPORTS CAPTAINS,

190. SO WHY IS GOLF HERE?

191. HEY, GOLF IS A SPORT.

192. - IT'S A HOBBY.

193. - IT'S MORE LIKE CHESS OR CHECKERS. - IT'S NOT A SPORT.

194. GUYS, THE NERD CRISIS!

195. CLAUDE CHAVALIER, HOCKEY TEAM.

196. I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING, BRO.

197. LIKE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

198. NOT A WORD. I DIDN'T—

199. SAMMY CACCIATORE, SPIRIT SQUAD.

200. PRANKING.

201. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, BRO?

202. I'M THE JOCK WHO PUT THAT NERD IN A COMA.

203. THAT'S WHO I AM, TOUGH GUY.

204. - THAT WAS YOU? - YUP.

205. WHY?

206. BECAUSE SCREW THEM.

207. THAT'S WHY.

208. OKAY, SO LET'S REVIEW

209. 'CAUSE I THINK WE WERE GREAT STUFF SO FAR.

210. - MALCOLM X... - YEAH.

211. - ... IS DEAD. - YEAH.

212. AS A DOORKNOB.

213. - I LIKE THAT. - BUT...

214. THROUGH TIME AND SPACE.

215. WHICH IS WHERE SUPERMAN'S—

216. SUPERMAN COMES FROM.

217. ALEX.

218. ALEX, AND IF SUPERMAN

219. THEN SO IS HIS BROTHER.

220. YES!

221. - I LIKE THAT. - I THINK WE GOT IT.

222. YOU GUYS WANTED TO SEE US?

223. RADON?

224. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

225. SOLIDARITY, BROTHER.

226. SOLIDARITY.

227. OKAY, FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO SAY

228. BEEN HARD ON ALL OF US.

229. ESPECIALLY ME.

230. WILL BE HAPPY WITH.

231. PRANKED, NERDS.

232. HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT.

233. HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT YOUR NERD IN A COMA.

234. - YOU! - TAKE HIM, HE'S YOURS.

235. WE'LL LEAVE

236. AND BID YOU A FOND ADIEU.

237. HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, YOU TRAITORS!

238. YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I'LL PUT YOU IN A COMA!

239. ALL PUT YOU ALL IN COMAS!

240. MARTY. THE PLEASURE?

241. SO WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

242. LATE FOR PRACTICE TODAY.

243. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING HOMEWORK.

244. - THEY'RE STUDENTS FIRST, MARTY. - WE HAD AN UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT.

245. AND ALL I ASK YOU TO DO

246. THE GRADES THEY GET.

247. FOR FAR TOO LONG.

248. CREDIT FOR?

249. I GET IT NOW.

250. HOMEWORK BOYCOTT,

251. YOU PUT 'EM UP TO IT.

252. TOWARD REDEMPTION.

253. TOMORROW, ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS

254. THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE

255. AND HE WILL BE EXPOSED.

256. AND THINGS WILL CHANGE.

257. FOR A REASON, NERD.

258. MUST COME TO AN END, JOCK.

259. NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.

260. OKAY, SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

261. ON YOUR WIZARD.

262. NO MAN, I REVERSED THAT.

263. OUT WITH MY WIZARD STICK.

264. WHAT IS THIS? AREN'T YOU NERDS GONNA GET REVENGE ON ME OR SOMETHING?

265. YOU'RE ONE OF US, SAMMY. AND NERDS DON'T HURT OTHER NERDS.

266. STOP SAYING THAT. I'M NOT A NERD.

267. YES YOU ARE. LOOK AT YOU.

268. - YOU'RE SMALL AS SHIT. - SO WAS DOUG FLUTIE.

269. - YOU HAVE NO ATHLETIC ABILITY. - I'D ARGUE THAT.

270. YOU RARELY GET LAID. YOU DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK.

271. YOU'RE UNCONCERNED WITH YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE.

272. YEAH, MAN. YOU DRESS.

273. YOU AIN'T GOT NO STYLE.

274. AND THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS SOLD YOU OUT. PFFT!

275. OH MY GOD.

276. I'M A NERD.

277. HEY, NERDVILLE IS NOT THAT BAD. IT'S OKAY.

278. THOSE JOCKS AREN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS.

279. I'M JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE, SAMMY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

280. OH, THERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

281. AND IT'S CALLED THE MASTER OF ALL PRANKS.

282. OH SHIT! WE'RE LATE. WAKE UP.

283. - MARY JO, WAKE UP. - ALEX.

284. - WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? - I GOT HERE LAST NIGHT.

285. WE FIGURED THIS OUT.

286. RIGHT? DID WE FIGURE THIS OUT?

287. WHAT WE FIGURED OUT?

288. NO.

289. WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

290. - YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD. - ALL RIGHT.

291. DID WE...?

292. IF WE DON'T REMEMBER...

293. IT DOESN'T COUNT?

294. MY FAVORITE SUBJECT?

295. UM, ENGLISH, 'CAUSE I LOVE WORDS.

296. I LOVE HEARING THEM. I LOVE SAYING THEM.

297. EXAMPLE OF A SENTENCE.

298. SEE, THAT'S WHAT I JUST DID.

299. I'VE BEEN DOING IT MY WHOLE LIFE. I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD NOW.

300. I ALSO LIKE PARAGRAPHS. I LOVE COMMAS.

301. THE DOT UNDERNEATH.

302. SAMMY, THIS MASTER PRANK,

303. NEEDS TO BE MADE HERE,

304. DO A BETTER JOB.

305. GARY, I'M RUNNING THE SHOW NOW, OKAY, PAL?

306. THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH PUTTING AL IN A COMA.

307. BUT YOU PUT AL IN A COMA.

308. HE HAD IT COMING.

309. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

310. I AM YOUR DEAN.

311. OF ENLIGHTENMENT.

312. TODAY I'D LIKE

313. FLOWERS IN MY GARDEN.

314. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

315. FOR ALEX MORAN.

316. - I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO THIS. - YES YOU CAN.

317. - I CAN'T— - TRUST THE WEED.

318. SUCKER.

319. NERD!

320. - HI.

321. THANK YOU, DEAN.

322. WHAT IS A PRESENTATION?

323. UH...

324. - SUPERMAN WOULD KNOW THAT.

325. TO ASIA?

326. PROBABLY.

327. HE FLIES AROUND A LOT.

328. YES!

329. THE RUBIK'S CUBE.

330. TO BE ABOUT WORMHOLES?

331. SUPERMAN IS, UH...

332. YOU KNOW,

333. WHO SITS IN HIS SHADOW.

334. SURE, HE CAN'T THROW SUPERMAN CAN, RIGHT?

335. SHOULDN'T BE APPRECIATED?

336. NO WAY.

337. I'VE GOT TO MAKE.

338. HE'S GONNA CONFESS. WE GOT TO CALL IT OFF.

339. THAT'S THE GO SIGNAL FROM GARY.

340. - LET'S DO THIS. - DON'T DO IT, SON.

341. IT WASN'T ME WHO—

342. Since the beginning of time,

343. the nerd has been oppressed by the jock.

344. That ends today.

345. And I want you to look deep into the face

346. of the nerd who's gonna do it.

347. IT'S OUR HOMEWORK.

348. NERD.

349. GARY, I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.

350. ALL RIGHT? I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

351. GARY, THIS IS LISA; LISA, THIS IS GARY.

352. - HEY. - HAVE FUN.

353. Mary Jo: THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU.

354. THANKS.

355. WOW.

356. OUT FOR EVERYONE.

357. - DIDN'T IT? - YEAH.