Blue Mountain State 2x4

Directed by Fred Savage

Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Joe MacLeod as Bodie James • Gary Hudson as Greg James • Daniel Brochu as Aaron Lavey • Derek Dugas as Calvin Morgan

The team begins accepting increasingly ostentatious gifts from agents, while Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

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1. - HEY! COACH MARTY DANIELS

2. STATE HERE.

3. WHEN I'M NOT WINNING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS,

4. GREG JAMES' CHICKEN SHACK.

5. THESE GUYS KNOW CHICKEN.

6. TO BREAD IT, FRY IT

7. AND PUT IT IN A FAMILY FUN BUCKET.

8. WHAT COULD BE BETTER? THEY'VE GOT BREASTS.

9. THEY'VE GOT LEGS. THEY'VE GOT WINGS.

10. SO COME ON DOWN TO GREG JAMES'

11. ON ROUTE 34.

12. OF YOU HERE.

13. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

14. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

15. WHAT I THINK IT IS?

16. LOOK AT THAT.

17. - THIS IS COACH DANIELS' HOUSE? - Alex: YEAH.

18. THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

19. NO YEAH, THIS IS WHAT $4 MILLION A YEAR BUYS YOU.

20. LOOK, A BASKETBALL COURT OVER THERE, A TENNIS COURT OVER HERE.

21. A COACH, HUH?

22. - OH YEAH! - I'M GONNA HAVE A HOUSE LIKE THIS SOMEDAY.

23. - YEAH, MAN, AFTER— - RED BACK!

24. OW, THAT STINGS. OW, THAT STINGS. OW, THAT STINGS.

25. YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU HIT THE ROAD, MASCOT?

26. THIS IS A TEAM PARTY.

27. I CHECKED, BODIE, YOU WEREN'T ON THE TEAM.

28. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE PRACTICE SQUAD.

29. OKAY, PRACTICE SQUAD, SHMACTICE SQUAD.

30. I AM PART OF THIS TEAM, AND ONE DAY I'M GONNA RUN OUT ON THAT FIELD,

31. AND ORANGE, JUST LIKE YOU.

32. HE JUST SPIT IN MY BEER!

33. GOD, THAT GUY SUCKS.

34. HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANKS FOR COMING.

35. - HOW YOU DOING? - Man: MARTY!

36. HEY-HEY-HEY, GREAT COOKOUT!

37. YOU HAVING US OVER LIKE THIS.

38. WELL, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, GREG.

39. OH, HEY, BEFORE I FORGET.

40. SPOT YOU DID FOR ME.

41. GONNA BE SEEING YOU,

42. I'D JUST GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF.

43. IN THERE FOR YOU.

44. WHY'S THAT?

45. WELL, IT'S MY SON BODIE'S SENIOR YEAR.

46. YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN FOR FOUR YEARS NOW.

47. - RED BACK! WHOO!

48. IN YOUR FACE!

49. IT'D JUST BE GREAT IF YOU'D LET HIM DRESS FOR A GAME THIS SEASON.

50. OF OUR SCHEDULE COMING UP,

51. BUT I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT IT.

52. YOU KNOW, COACH, TO MEDDLE.

53. I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND HERE,

54. YOU HAD LAST YEAR,

55. YOU CAN GET.

56. AM I RIGHT?

57. ABOUT IT.

58. AND HEY, THANKS AGAIN

59. FOR THE BARBECUE, YEAH.

60. WHEN I GO PRO NEXT YEAR, I'M GOING TO HAVE A HOUSE 50 TIMES THIS SIZE

61. MY FUR COATS AND CORVETTES.

62. MAN, YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO GOOD IN A FUR COAT.

63. I DON'T KNOW.

64. REALLY HAS IT MADE? THE BUTLERS.

65. AND THEIR FANCY HOUSE.

66. THE CATERING COMPANY.

67. - DRINK, SIR? - THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY.

68. MAN, WE NEED TO BE LIVING LIKE THIS!

69. WE AIN'T GETTING NOTHING.

70. MAN, I WANT SOME BUTLERS.

71. COMPLAINING RIGHT NOW? THIS IS PERFECT!

72. AND IF YOU WANT NICE STUFF, THAT'S EASY— JUST GET AN AGENT.

73. - I ALREADY GOT AN AGENT. - NO, I CAN'T GET AN AGENT.

74. KARATE LESSONS.

75. EVER SINCE THEN, THEY BEEN WATCHING ME LIKE A HAWK.

76. - KARATE LESSONS? - YEAH, MAN, I CAN CHOP A PERPETRATOR IN HALF.

77. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

78. REGGIE BUSH IT.

79. TO THE AGENTS FOR YOU.

80. I MEAN, I COULD DO IT. WE'LL PUT EVERYTHING IN SAMMY'S NAME

81. IT DOESN'T GET TRACED BACK TO EITHER ONE OF US.

82. - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - WAIT, HOLD ON. WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

83. - I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY QUARTERBACK. - MM-HMM.

84. A NEW CAR AT THE END OF THE DAY,

85. - THEN SO BE IT. - HEY, I NEED $40

86. FOR THE FOOD AND DRINKS.

87. - I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB!

88. SORRY, FELLAS. NCAA RULES.

89. - SO ARE YOU IN? - SHIT YEAH, I'M IN.

90. OKAY, SO HERE'S THE PLAN.

91. WE'RE GONNA CREATE A SMALL BIDDING WAR FOR RADON.

92. TWO AGENTS ONLY. WE'RE GONNA GIVE THEM RADON'S LIST,

93. FOR OURSELVES.

94. - MOTORCYCLES. - NO, TOO BIG. DON'T WANNA DRAW ATTENTION.

95. - MINI-MOTORCYCLES? - OH YEAH, MAYBE, YEAH. I LOVE THOSE.

96. THEY GO WHOO! ANYWAY.

97. - WINS THE RADON SWEEPSTAKES. - RIGHT.

98. THERE'S THE FIRST GUY RIGHT THERE. LET'S GO.

99. MR. LAVEY.

100. - I'M ALEX. THIS IS SAMMY. - GREAT.

101. THAT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. NICE TO MEET YOU, BOYS.

102. TO TALK RADON?

103. WE ARE.

104. HIS INITIAL REQUESTS.

105. GREAT, THAT'S GREAT. THEY'RE ALL DOABLE.

106. OF COURSE, I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING IN WRITING FIRST.

107. MR. LAVEY, DON'T INSULT US, OKAY?

108. LOOK, WE'VE GOT GUYS WITH RADON.

109. IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO PLAY BALL, THERE ARE

110. FOR THE CHANCE.

111. I'M NOT IN BUSINESS TO LOSE MONEY, I'M IN IT TO MAKE MONEY, AND YOU TELL HIM THAT...

112. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, OUR 12:30 IS HERE.

113. GOOD DAY, SIR.

114. BLUE 18, BLUE 18.

115. SET, HUT!

116. - BOOM!

117. THEM APPLES, BITCH?

118. YEAH, NICE HIT, BODIE!

119. THAT HEART, COACH, HUH?

120. WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? THIS IS PRACTICE!

121. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE, MAN!

122. THE HEART THAT I HAVE, YOU'D BE A STAR.

123. YOU DON'T THINK I'M A STAR?

124. HEY!

125. LISTEN, YOUR JOB IS OUT OF YOU EVERY DAY.

126. YOU HIT MY LIKE THAT AGAIN,

127. I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

128. COACH, I'M FIVE-FOOT-NOTHING,

129. 100 AND NOTHING,

130. FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE NATION.

131. A LITTLE RESPECT.

132. OH, AND IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN,

133. MY DAD WILL SUE YOU.

134. HEY, WHOSE WATCH IS THIS?

135. IT'S MY WATCH, MAN.

136. MORAN HOOKED ME UP.

137. TWO WATCHES?

138. 'CAUSE, MAN, ONE'S FOR PARIS AND ONE'S FOR NEW YORK.

139. MORAN, I WANT IN ON THIS. MY AGENT SUCKS.

140. I'M NOT TAKING AT THIS TIME.

141. HE KNOWS THE TIME IN PARIS. HOOK YOUR CAPTAIN UP.

142. FINE, I'LL DO IT,

143. - FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON. - DEAL.

144. HUT!

145. - BODIE! BODIE! BODIE!

146. - BODIE! BODIE! BODIE! - Radon: IT'S PRACTICE.

147. THAT'S MY BOY!

148. I HATE THAT KID.

149. WE'RE GONNA GO INSIDE. WE'RE GONNA GO OUTSIDE. INSIDE, OUTSIDE!

150. WE'RE GONNA GET THEM ON THE RUN, BOYS.

151. AND THEN WHEN WE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN, WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP.

152. THEY CAN'T LICK US. WHAT DO YOU SAY, MEN?

153. - EVERYBODY HATES YOU! - JEEZ!

154. HEY, MAN, WHAT YOU— YOU TRYING TO ONE-UP ME?

155. OH, I DON'T KNOW. AM I?

156. MORAN GOT ME THESE.

157. I'M DOING PARIS, NEW YORK AND BOSTON.

158. OH, DID HE GET YOU ONE OF THESE?

159. IS THAT GOLD?

160. YEAH, THERE'S NO

161. AGAINST YOUR BALLS.

162. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS.

163. MORAN, I'M GONNA NEED ONE OF THOSE.

164. BUT WAY BIGGER!

165. THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A BEER IN MY HAND.

166. I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. HERE YOU GO.

167. THERE YOU GO.

168. - HEY, MORAN, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY KICK ASS? - HMMM?

169. INTO COACH DANIELS' OFFICE

170. IN YOUR PLACE ON SATURDAY.

171. WELL, COME ON, YOU ASSHOLES!

172. OH GOD!

173. THERE HE IS. I'M LOOKING FOR.

174. - THANKS FOR MEETING WITH ME. - NO PROBLEM. WHERE'S ALEX?

175. HE COULDN'T MAKE IT. IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, SPORT.

176. A CUPCAKE?

177. WOW, THANKS.

178. HEY, WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY.

179. TO WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE.

180. SCULLY, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU.

181. IT'S SAMMY. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

182. I MEAN, IN A FEW YEARS,

183. THEY'RE ALL GONNA BE PRO-ATHLETE MILLIONAIRES.

184. YOU'VE GOTTA START THINKING ABOUT WHERE THAT LEAVES YOU.

185. YEAH, WELL, ALEX ISN'T GOING PRO.

186. A GYM TEACHER.

187. - A GYM TEACHER? - YEAH.

188. TRUST ME, SKIPPY.

189. IS STARING ALEX IN THE FACE,

190. HE'S GOING PRO. IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR.

191. SEE, GUYS LIKE US, WE'VE GOTTA MAKE OUR MONEY WHEN WE CAN.

192. IN A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD.

193. - DO THEY EVEN MAKE THOSE? - SHIT YEAH, IF YOU'RE RICH ENOUGH.

194. FROM THAD AND RADON.

195. AND I'LL GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT.

196. ANYTHING THAT I WANT?

197. YES! YES. THIS IS AMAZING.

198. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.

199. HEY, MAN, I WANT ONE OF THOSE.

200. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET HIM ONE OF THESE.

201. LISTEN, BEFORE I DO ANYTHING,

202. TO SIGN THESE PAPERS, OKAY?

203. IT'S PROOF OF DELIVERY. NO BIG DEAL. DON'T EVEN BOTHER READING IT.

204. NO READING.

205. HEY, ALEX. I HEAR YOU'RE A GUY WHO CAN GET STUFF.

206. - YOU HEARD WRONG, BODIE. - HEY, DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE.

207. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GIVEN FOUR YEARS

208. AND THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME INTO THE PARTY.

209. YOU KNOW WHAT?

210. WE'D BE STARS BY NOW. YEAH, GOT IT.

211. NO. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

212. WITH THE WRONG CHAMPION.

213. I WANT WHAT'S MINE!

214. WHOO! HOLY SHIT! YOU LOOK GREAT.

215. ALEX BUDDY!

216. HOW YOU DOING, HUH? OUTSIDE?

217. IT'S YOURS, ALL RIGHT? BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

218. SAMMY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

219. OH SHIT, MAN. I'VE BEEN ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT?

220. YOU'RE OUT. YOU'RE OUT.

221. - OUT OF WHAT? - OUT OF ALL THIS, OKAY?

222. IT'S A LITTLE TOO RISKY FOR YOU.

223. ARE STARTING TO TALK, ALL RIGHT?

224. TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU DON'T NEED THIS.

225. WAIT WAIT. WITHOUT ME?

226. I HAD A COUPLE OF CUPCAKES. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

227. I'M RUNNING THE OPERATION NOW, ALL RIGHT?

228. EVERYONE'S HAPPY. EVERYONE'S MAKING MONEY.

229. BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT, OKAY?

230. HEY, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME TANNING BEDS, MAN.

231. OFF MY SHOULDER!

232. I'M TALKING TO SOMEBODY HERE.

233. ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT, MAN. YOU'RE THE MAN.

234. SAMMY, THESE GUYS ARE PROS. I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE INVOLVED IN HERE.

235. FROM THE GOAT HOUSE.

236. WE'D LIKE TO THANK

237. SHINDIG FOR US TONIGHT.

238. YO, ALEX, THAT'S ME, OKAY? I GOTTA RUN.

239. AND JUST ENJOY YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT?

240. A WHITE RUSSIAN. - AW, SHIT!

241. OH YAY, THANKS.

242. ♪ WITH A MANGLED CONCLUSION

243. Coach Daniels: YOU SEE HOW THE "I" BACK GOES IN MOTION?

244. - MARTY, WE NEED TO TALK.

245. NO, WE DON'T.

246. ON SATURDAY OR WE'RE GOING TO THE MEDIA.

247. YEAH, EITHER I'M DRESSING OR I'M SINGING. IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

248. SINGING ABOUT WHAT?

249. FROM THIS GENTLEMAN.

250. - Daniels: THAT'S BULLSHIT. AND COUNTLESS OTHERS.

251. ANYTHING IN WRITING.

252. SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, COACH?

253. IT'D BE A SHAME TO SEE YOU WINS AND TITLES.

254. THAT'S GREAT, GREAT.

255. OH, AND WHEN THAD AND RADON BECOME ELIGIBLE,

256. THEM TO ME.

257. OF MY LOCKER ROOM.

258. - I'M DRESSING, COACH. OF HERE, ALL OF YOU!

259. SAMMY CACCIATORE?

260. WELL, LOOK WHO WOKE UP.

261. WHERE AM I?

262. YOU'RE IN THE LION'S DEN, MY FRIEND.

263. I'M REAL THIRSTY.

264. TO DRINK.

265. YEAH, AND A CUPCAKE TOO.

266. HEY, ALEX.

267. SAMMY, DID THAD AND RADON THEY'D GO WITH AGENTS?

268. ONLY LIKE SIX OR SEVEN. I KEPT IT SMALL.

269. DAMN IT, SAMMY.

270. IT'S PAPER AND INK. IT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.

271. LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT.

272. I SPENT 20 YEARS BUILDING THIS TEAM.

273. AND I'M NOT GONNA CHEAP PUNK LIKE YOU.

274. CHEAP PUNKS DON'T WEAR $50,000 WATCHES,

275. OLD MAN.

276. - I MEAN, IS THAT NECESSARY? - SHUT UP!

277. ARE IN HIS NAME,

278. AND YOU'RE BEING NAMED AGENTS, MORAN.

279. NOW TOMORROW I'M GONNA

280. EXACTLY WHAT I KNOW.

281. RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

282. NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAND IN YOUR UNIFORMS,

283. AND THAT'S GONNA BE THE END OF THIS.

284. SAMMY, WHY'D YOU DO IT, HMM?

285. THING GOING. WHY?

286. THE POWER, ALEX.

287. THE POWER.

288. MOTORCYCLE TOO.

289. RIGHT.

290. HEY, MAN, IF YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM, THEN WHO'S GONNA BE MY PROBLEM-SOLVER?

291. BRO, YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN NOW.

292. HEY, I'VE WORKED TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW,

293. AND I'M NOT GIVING THAT UP. NOW I HAVE A PLAN,

294. SOME OF YOUR STUFF.

295. NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

296. LOOK, IF I GO DOWN, ALL THIS STUFF GOES AWAY ANYWAY.

297. SO IF WE DO IT MY WAY, TO KEEP THE FUR COATS.

298. MM-HMM.

299. OH, MAN!

300. - YEAH, COME IN.

301. COACH...

302. ON SATURDAY.

303. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

304. HEY, YOU'RE THE TEAM CAPTAIN— ACT LIKE IT.

305. I AM, COACH.

306. UM... AHEM. ME TOO, COACH.

307. IN MY PLACE.

308. OH, YOU DO? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HEY!

309. ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?

310. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

311. COACH— HEAR ME OUT.

312. HERE YOU GO.

313. I'M DRESSING SATURDAY?

314. OH, YEAH!

315. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU'RE STARTING.

316. I LOVE YOU, DAD.

317. I LOVE YOU, SON!

318. I'M SORRY IT HAD TO BE LIKE THIS, MARTY,

319. TO YOUR SENSES.

320. WHAT CAN I SAY, GREG? YOU GOT ME.

321. I SURE DID!

322. BODIE! BODIE! BODIE!

323. YEAH!

324. Coach Daniels: OF THE PRESS,

325. HERE TODAY.

326. IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE B.M.S. FOOTBALL PROGRAM

327. RULE VIOLATIONS.

328. ARE IN NO WAY,

329. UNIQUE TO OUR PROGRAM.

330. ALL MAJOR SCHOOLS EVERY YEAR,

331. NONETHELESS.

332. UNDER MY ROOF,

333. AN INTERNAL INVESTIGATION...

334. OF PREDATORY AGENTS.

335. Coach Daniels:

336. BAD SEED FROM OUR TEAM.

337. HIS NAME IS BODIE JAMES.

338. Coach Daniels: AND I ASSURE YOU, WE AT B.M.S.

339. HAPPENS AGAIN.

340. - THANK YOU. AND GO GOATS.

341. ONE, TWO...

342. THREE!

343. SCREWED US BACK THERE. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

344. YEAH. THANKS FOR THE RESCUE.

345. CAN'T GET RID OF US THAT EASILY.

346. MAN, I'M GONNA MISS THAT BIKE.

347. ABLE TO GET OVER IT.

348. - MY GOD! HOW'D YOU GET TO KEEP IT?

349. - I PUT IT IN MY FATHER'S NAME. - WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

350. 'CAUSE YOUR FATHER'S AN ASSHOLE.

351. - HE WOULDN'T LET YOU. - THAT'S TRUE.

352. AN ASSHOLE.

353. LET'S GO FOR A RIDE.

354. - YEAH? - YEAH.

355. - Sammy: YEAH! WHOO-HOO-HOO! - ♪ YOU REPAIRED IT

356. Sammy's voice: TONIGHT'S EPISODE FEATURED MUSIC BY REV THEORY.

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