Blue Mountain State 2x13

Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar

Denise Richards as Debra Simon • Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Omari Newton as Larry • Rob Ramsay as Donnie • James Cade as Harmon

When a riot breaks out on campus after the team goes undefeated, Alex and the players must cross the frenzied campus to the Goat House to save Sammy from being torn apart by rabid fans.

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1. And the final seconds tick off the clock.

2. The Goats have done it— 12 and 0.

3. A perfect undefeated season for Coach Daniels

4. and number one ranked Blue Mountain State,

5. led by none other than backup quarterback Alex Moran.

6. Simply incredible. The Goat fans storm the—

7. CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.

8. THEY SAID I COULDN'T DO IT.

9. THEY SAID I WAS WASHED UP.

10. WELL, THEY CAN KISS MY ASS BECAUSE WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

11. WHERE'S MORAN?

12. I GOTTA BE HONEST, SON.

13. I DIDN'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM YOU TODAY.

14. A HELL OF A GAME.

15. - I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE, COACH.

16. IF IT WASN'T

17. THAD CASTLE.

18. YOUR GAME BALL, SON.

19. THANK YOU, COACH.

20. YOU KNOW, THIS MIGHT

21. HERE AT B.M.S.

22. THERE'S A LOT I WANT

23. AS A WHOLE,

24. BUT LET'S SAVE THE REPORTERS GET HERE.

25. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY,

26. SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA GIVE THAD THE GAME BALL?

27. HE'S THE ONE WHO INJURED MY SHOULDER.

28. THE WHOLE SEASON.

29. THAT GAME BALL.

30. YEAH, SHOULDA, COULDA, WOULDA.

31. HELL WITH THIS TEAM.

32. HEY, RADON, WAIT A MINUTE.

33. - THEY'RE GOING CRAZY OUT THERE. - WHO'S GOING CRAZY?

34. OUT OF HERE.

35. IT'S A RIOT!

36. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

37. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

38. - WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE?

39. IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE MEDIA TRYING TO INTERVIEW ME.

40. - ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? - YEAH.

41. You are witnessing what appears to be the biggest sports riot

42. Blue Mountain State has seen in nearly 20 years.

43. The last such riot at BMS resulted

44. in $500,000 worth of damages,

45. 39 injuries

46. and of course, the worst tragedy of all—

47. the beloved Mountain Goat mascot was mauled and hung

48. from the football house balcony.

49. - I'm Julia—

50. OH MY GOD. WHERE'S SAMMY?

51. RIOTING FOR OUT THERE? WE WON!

52. IOWA STATE, MARYLAND, L.A.

53. I'LL CALL ALEX. HE'LL COME FOR US.

54. DAMN IT. NO SIGNAL.

55. FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU?

56. IF HE'S COMING FOR ANYONE, HE'S COMING FOR US.

57. WE'RE PRACTICALLY DATING HIM.

58. GUYS, ALEX ISN'T COMING FOR ANYBODY.

59. TWO TOUCHDOWNS TODAY. HE'S PROBABLY OUT THERE

60. WITH THE REST OF 'EM.

61. HE'LL COME FOR US. I KNOW IT.

62. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. I GOTTA GO FIND SAMMY.

63. THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE HE'S ALREADY DEAD, MORAN.

64. FOR THE REPORTERS.

65. I'M SURE THEY'LL BE TO YOU TOO,

66. FRIEND IS DEAD.

67. MARY JO? THEY'RE AT THE GOAT HOUSE.

68. TO MY HOUSE?

69. THE POLICE!

70. THE POLICE? DO YOU SEE WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?

71. - YES. - THE POLICE ARE USELESS.

72. THAD, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN STOP THEM IS US.

73. ALL THE WORK I'VE DONE TO TURN B.M.S.

74. ON NATIONAL TELEVISION.

75. US TRAPPED IN THIS ROOM,

76. ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.

77. THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT SAMMY AND MARY JO.

78. HOUSE GETS DESTROYED,

79. THE BEER, THE DRUGS,

80. OUR HOME.

81. STOP! YOU HAD ME AT DRUGS.

82. - ME TOO. - THANK YOU, DONNIE.

83. A BETTER LEADER THAN MORAN.

84. SO YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

85. MINE TOO.

86. GREAT, OKAY. CAN WE GO?

87. GO UNTOLD.

88. ESPECIALLY MINE. TODAY, SO...

89. ALL RIGHT, SO THE GOAT HOUSE IS HALF A MILE THAT WAY.

90. THROUGH THESE BUILDINGS, ALL RIGHT?

91. MORAN, THE DAY YOU

92. LISTENING TO YOU.

93. THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

94. - DID YOU SEE THAT? - SHH!

95. DON'T MOVE.

96. B.M.S., YEAH!

97. FOOTBALL PLAYERS.

98. FOOTBALL PLAYERS!

99. - FOOTBALL PLAYERS!

100. - Larry: NO, TAKE ME! TAKE ME!

101. SAVE THE GOAT HOUSE!

102. SAVE THE GOAT HOUSE! SAVE THE GOAT HOUSE!

103. THE GOAT!

104. GET THE GOAT!

105. GET THE GOAT!

106. THAT DOOR I'M A DEAD MAN!

107. THEY'RE SO DRUNK AND BLINDED BY JOY,

108. THEY'VE STOPPED SEEING YOU AS A HUMAN BEING.

109. YOU'RE JUST THE GOAT.

110. THEY WANT THE GOAT'S BLOOD.

111. I WANT A DYING WISH.

112. WELL, THIS BRINGS BACK OLD MEMORIES, DOESN'T IT?

113. AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

114. THIS IS OLD HAT FOR US.

115. WE MET DURING ONE OF THESE.

116. YOU MET DURING A RIOT?

117. YEAH, IT WAS MY FIRST YEAR OF COACHING.

118. OH, AND I WAS A FRESHMAN CHEERLEADER.

119. THE RIOTERS FLIPPED IT.

120. INTO THIS VERY LOCKER ROOM.

121. HOW IS THIS HAPPENING? TO KEEP THINGS SAFE.

122. SERVING ALCOHOL AT HALFTIME.

123. YOU DID WHAT?

124. YOU DON'T CUT OFF

125. OF B.M.S. FANS AT HALFTIME.

126. NOW THEY'RE DRUNK ENOUGH TO RIOT BUT THEY'RE NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO PASS OUT.

127. DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME, MARTY. I'M STILL YOUR BOSS.

128. WARREN, HONEY, LISTEN TO ME.

129. YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING RESPECT YOU, RIGHT?

130. YEAH.

131. AND TALK TO THEM, OKAY?

132. FINE.

133. DEAN SIMON TO THE RESCUE,

134. AGAIN.

135. NO NO, LARRY!

136. HE'S GONE. FORGET ABOUT HIM. HE'S GONE, MAN!

137. NO.

138. TO THE LOCKER ROOM, PLEASE?

139. NO, WE'VE GOTTA KEEP MOVING.

140. MORAN'S RIGHT.

141. THE GAME BALL?

142. LET'S GO!

143. COME ON.

144. WHOA, GUYS, FOOD. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE HALFTIME.

145. - DONNIE, WE GOTTA GO. BLOOD SUGAR GETS.

146. CHIPS OR CHOCOLATE? CHIPS OR CHOCOLATE?

147. - COME ON, WE GOTTA GO, DONNIE!

148. I GOT IT! I GOT IT, GUYS. I GOT IT.

149. - OKAY, GOOD.

150. - I'M STUCK. - WHAT?

151. ALEX, I'M STUCK. ALEX, HELP ME!

152. THAD, HELP ME! HELP ME!

153. DONNIE!

154. HELP ME!

155. - OH YEAH, THERE IT IS.

156. YOU KNOW, THEY SAY YOU

157. BE YOUR LAST.

158. OH MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! WOW!

159. HOLY SHIT! JESUS.

160. SAMMY, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

161. AND I LOVE IT. WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

162. - MARY JO, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. - Girl: 12 AND 0!

163. RIGHT. YOU PROTECT THE GOAT HOUSE.

164. I'M GONNA TRY AND GO BANG THOSE CHEERLEADERS.

165. REMEMBER, DON'T USE CONDOMS.

166. THEY'RE A WASTE OF TIME IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS.

167. RIGHT.

168. HARMON, GET THE DOOR.

169. OH GREAT, THE BOOK ROOM?

170. CAN'T WE FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO HIDE?

171. FAVORITE ROOM ON CAMPUS.

172. ON CAMPUS DURING A RIOT. NO ONE PARTIES IN HERE.

173. I CAN'T STOP THINKING THE BOOZE, YOU GUYS.

174. IS NOT KNOWING.

175. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

176. TIME I DID SHROOMS.

177. I WAS 10.

178. TO ME AT MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

179. ON MY BALLS.

180. DO YOU KNOW WHAT? I LET 'EM

181. 'CAUSE IT FELT FANTASTIC.

182. I MET SAMMY,

183. I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD.

184. TO SUMMER CAMP TOGETHER.

185. AND OVER AGAIN. HIS BODY WENT LIMP.

186. HE WAS GONE.

187. AND BROUGHT HIM BACK.

188. WITH THE HOT NURSE.

189. THAT'S WHEN HE BECAME MY HERO,

190. MY BEST FRIEND.

191. I'VE LIVED IN THE GOAT HOUSE SINCE MY FRESHMAN YEAR.

192. HAVE GONE BEFORE ME.

193. GO OUT ON MY WATCH.

194. - SHIT.

195. THEY'RE STORMING THE LIBRARY. GET UP.

196. - YOU SAID NOBODY COMES HERE. - I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GONNA FIND US!

197. MAYBE THEY READ MY BLOG.

198. TO THEM ON A BLOG? WAIT, YOU WRITE A BLOG?

199. GONNA KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME?

200. The bottom line is that the nation is watching.

201. OH GOD. OH MY GOD.

202. YOU AFTER A BIG WIN.

203. WE EVER GOT ALONG.

204. THAT'S TRUE.

205. YOU KNOW, I HAD A HEART ATTACK LAST WEEK.

206. - I KNOW. - I ALMOST DIED.

207. IF YOU HAD CALLED ME.

208. I PRAYED FOR YOU.

209. DID YOU—

210. - DID YOU TOUCH YOURSELF?

211. IT'S THE LEADER.

212. - THE LEADER! - THE LEADER!

213. OH SHIT.

214. - LOOK WHO IT IS. - OH GOD.

215. THANK GOD IT'S YOU.

216. TO THE GOAT HOUSE. WE NEED YOUR HELP.

217. - CAN YOU HELP US? - OF COURSE I CAN HELP YOU.

218. I'VE GOT ENOUGH TEAR GAS TO THE WHITE HOUSE.

219. BUT WHY SHOULD I? YOU GUYS DIDN'T NEED ME EARLIER TODAY.

220. OH, COME ON! WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?

221. I WANT THAT GAME BALL.

222. WHAT? NO WAY.

223. - MOVE OUT!

224. HOLD ON. HOLD ON!

225. LOOK, I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING BETTER, HUH?

226. YEAH, IF YOU HELP ME SAVE SAMMY AND THE GOAT HOUSE,

227. THE PAPERS AREN'T ABOUT GAME BALLS TOMORROW.

228. NO, THE HEADLINES ARE GONNA READ, "GOATS 12-0.

229. SAVES THE DAY."

230. - I'LL DO IT. - GREAT.

231. MOVE OUT!

232. OKAY, BUT WE'VE GOTTA HURRY.

233. THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT SAMMY'S GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW.

234. COME ON, ALEX. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?

235. THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM?

236. YOU THINK WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE THIS DOOR IS A JOKE?

237. IF WE SLEEP WITH HIM,

238. IT'S ONLY GONNA BE OUT OF PITY.

239. WITH THAT?

240. I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, LADIES.

241. - NOW QUICK,

242. AND BANG MY BROTHER.

243. OKAY.

244. THANK YOU.

245. YOU'RE DONE LAYING PIPE.

246. NOW GO.

247. - I had no idea— - 12 AND 0!

248. - YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. - I'M FROM DETROIT.

249. INVENTED RIOTING.

250. WHERE'D YOU GET THE POLICE GEAR?

251. FROM A POLICE OFFICER.

252. HARMON! STOP THE CART.

253. NO NO NO. YOU GOTTA KEEP GOING. YOU GOTTA KEEP GOING, MAN.

254. - IF WE STOP, IT'S OVER. GO GO GO GO! - GO!

255. SAVE THE DRUGS!

256. LET'S GO, BITCHES.

257. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO ARE

258. AT THE END OF THE BED STARING AT ME.

259. YOU, YOU'RE IN THE CORNER

260. BY KATE AND KARA.

261. HURRY THIS UP.

262. YEAH, UM...

263. IT'S MY DYING WISH, KATE.

264. TO GET THIS RIGHT.

265. SO MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE,

266. YOUR OWN FANTASY.

267. YOU TWO, AT THE END OF THE BED.

268. YOU, GET IN THE CORNER AND START TOUCHING YOURSELF.

269. AND YOU TWO, GET ON TOP OF ME.

270. THE REST OF YOU, JUST FILL IN WHERE YOU SEE FIT.

271. AND ACTION.

272. THEY'RE ANIMALS.

273. MARTY...

274. YOU'VE GOT TO TALK TO THEM.

275. THEY RESPECT YOU. TO THIS.

276. - GET ON YOUR KNEES. - EXCUSE ME?

277. AND ASK ME AGAIN.

278. MARTY,

279. TO THIS RIOT?

280. LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.

281. WAIT A SECOND. WHERE'S DEBRA?

282. DEBRA, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING UNDER THERE?

283. WE'RE IN LOVE.

284. SORRY, BOSS. SHIT HAPPENS.

285. SAMMY!

286. SILENCE!

287. LET'S HANG THE GOAT!

288. HANG THE GOAT!

289. HANG THE GOAT! HANG THE GOAT!

290. THIS FOR ONE SECOND, PLEASE?

291. - BACK UP! BACK UP!

292. SAMMY! SAMMY!

293. WAS GREAT,

294. AND AS A SCHOOL.

295. SAID WAS IMPOSSIBLE.

296. OUR WAY

297. INTO THE PROMISED LAND.

298. AND WE DID IT

299. WE BECAME CHAMPIONS AGAIN,

300. WE ALWAYS WERE.

301. AS ONE.

302. AND AS ONE,

303. WHAT WE ACHIEVED.

304. IS HE GONNA BE OKAY?

305. I MEAN...

306. HE'S GONNA NEED A MIRACLE.

307. WE KNEW YOU'D COME FOR US.

308. YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MAN.

309. RADON, GIVE ME BACK MY GAME BALL.

310. THIS SCHOOL UP AGAIN.

311. HEY, WE COULD BE A DYNASTY, MAN.

312. YOU HAVE MY WORD.

313. THAD CASTLE, RADON RANDELL.

314. WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE TODAY.

315. YEAH, IT'S REALLY BEEN A WHIRLWIND KIND OF A DAY.

316. OF BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE.

317. WE ROSE FROM THE ASHES.

318. CAN TRULY BE EARNED.

319. THANK YOU.

320. YEAH! WHOO! I DID IT!

321. AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE

322. I HAVE TO SAY YOU,

323. 12 AND 0!