1. TO "THE DAN PATRICK SHOW."
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2. BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE.
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3. HEY, COACH,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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4. GOOD, DAN.
AND THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON.
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5. RANKED 14th.
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6. EVERYBODY WAS WRITING YOU OFF.
YOU WERE WASHED UP.
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7. So here you are,
you're one game away
from being perfect.
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8. YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PERFECT
BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE.
TWELVE AND OH.
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9. NUMBER ONE RANKING.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
GOTTA FEEL GOOD.
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10. WELL, IF I'M BEING HONEST,
YEAH, IT DOES FEEL GOOD.
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11. And I hope those pricks
who wrote me off choke.
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12. SPEAKING OF CHOKING,
I GOTTA TELL YOU,
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13. THIS IS A TRAP GAME ON SATURDAY.
THIS IS A 1-10 TEAM.
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14. Everybody's saying
it's a lock for you guys.
And it's gonna set the stage
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15. FOR SOMETHING DRAMATIC.
BIT WORRIED.
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16. NO NO, I'M NOT WORRIED.
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17. Well, neither is
your quarterback.
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18. Radon Randell called
the show yesterday and he
guaranteed a win.
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19. HE DID?
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20. YEAH, HE GUARANTEED
A WIN.
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21. He even predicted
the score here.
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22. He's got you guys
winning 115 to zip.
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23. - You still there, Coach?
- YEAH, I'M SURE HE WAS
JUST KIDDING AROUND.
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24. NO NO NO.
I'M GONNA READ IT TO YOU.
I GOT THE EXACT QUOTE.
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25. "I, RADON RANDELL,
TEAM SINGLEHANDEDLY.
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26. I'M GUARANTEEING A WIN
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27. 115-0.
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28. I'm scoring four touchdowns
on the ground,
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29. throwing for five
in the air.
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30. AND I'M ALSO GONNA SEE
IF THEY'LL LET ME BEATBOX
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31. 'GOD BLESS AMERICA'
AT HALFTIME."
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32. WELL,
I ADMIRE HIS ENTHUSIASM,
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33. PLAY THE GAME.
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34. YOUR LAST SHOT AT REDEMPTION.
YOU KNOW THAT?
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35. I'D HATE TO SEE YOU BLOW IT,
YOU'RE GOING TO.
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36. WHAT THE HELL'S
YOUR PROBLEM TODAY, DAN?
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37. SISTER AT THE ESPYS?
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38. THAT WAS NOT MY SISTER.
THAT WAS MY WIFE.
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39. AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.
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40. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
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41. YOU BETTER HOLD ON.
THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.
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42. BLUE 16! BLUE 16!
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43. SET! HIT!
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44. HEY, COACH,
THIS Q.B. SHIT IS
JUST TOO EASY, MAN.
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45. ON SATURDAY.
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46. REALLY?
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND,
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47. BUT THAT AIN'T HAPPENING
EITHER. GET BACK IN
THERE AND RUN THE PLAY.
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48. TRIPS RIGHT, 55 SCISSOR.
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49. GET IN THERE.
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50. SCREW HIM, MAN.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, FELLAS.
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51. EAGLE GO TURN-IN, TWO ON ONE.
READY?
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52. BREAK!
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53. BLUE 16! BLUE 16!
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54. SET! HIT!
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55. PASS!
PASS!
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56. - GOD DAMN IT!
- WHOOOO!
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57. HE'S DONE, BABY!
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58. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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59. YOU DON'T HIT
DURING PRACTICE.
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60. MY SHOULDER! OW!
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61. AND HE WAS IN MY ZONE.
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62. ANYBODY WHO COMES IN MY ZONE GETS LAID OUT.
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63. THAT'S WHAT I DO.
I LAY PEOPLE OUT!
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64. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I OUGHTA LAY YOU OUT.
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65. JUST A STINGER, COACH.
HE'LL BE OKAY.
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66. YOU'RE ONE LUCKY
SON OF A BITCH.
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67. SHOOT.
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68. HE WAS IN MY ZONE.
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69. "PENIS GOBBLERS—
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70. AND SHE'LL BE DYING
AFTER DINNER."
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71. YUP, PENIS GOBBLERS.
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72. UNDER MY BED.
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73. THEY'RE DELICIOUS,
AND GIRLS LOVE 'EM.
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74. - HELP YOU PICK UP WOMEN?
- UH-HUH.
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75. HEY, ASSHOLE.
THROW UP ALL WEEKEND.
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76. ARE YOU SURE I DIDN'T
HIT YOUR GAG REFLEX?
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77. KEEP LAUGHING.
MY BROTHER'S COMING
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78. AND HE'S GONNA
KICK YOUR ASS.
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79. WELL, I'M NOT A FIGHTER,
SO...
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80. MAKE YOU, A PUSSY?
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81. JUST CALL ME?
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82. I CALLED YOU A PUSSY,
PUSSY.
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83. - CALL ME A PUSSY AGAIN,
SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
- MISS, PLEASE DON'T.
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84. - YOU'RE A PUSSY!
- YOUR BROTHER'S A DEAD MAN!
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85. SEE YOU ON
SATURDAY THEN, PUSSY.
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86. YEAH.
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87. AHH! WHOO!
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88. I'M TELLING YOU,
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89. GONNA BE AWESOME.
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90. IN YOUR ROOM INSTEAD.
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91. - I LIKE THAT IDEA.
- HEY, ALEX.
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92. - RADON SAYS YOU'RE STARTING
THE GAME ON SATURDAY.
- IS IT TRUE?
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93. NO NO. RADON'S
JUST GOT A STINGER.
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94. HE'S GONNA BE FINE
FOR THE GAME.
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95. WELL, IF THAT CHANGES
AND YOU ARE STARTING,
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96. - CALL US.
- OH.
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97. TO KNOW YOU BETTER.
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98. OH. YOU GUYS SHARE
THE SAME PHONE NUMBER?
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99. WE SHARE EVERYTHING.
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100. AND WE MEAN EVERYTHING.
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101. WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
SLUTS SHARE A GOODBYE?
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102. - THERE IT IS.
- SEE YOU AT CHEER PRACTICE.
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103. - CAN'T WAIT TO TOSS
YOU UP IN THE AIR.
- THEY'RE NICE.
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104. - YOU'RE NOT REALLY
STARTING, ARE YOU?
- WASN'T PLANNING ON IT.
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105. THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
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106. THIS GAME IS A LOCK.
IF I BRING HOME A 12-0,
I'M A HERO.
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107. THAT'S LOW RISK,
HIGH REWARD.
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108. - RADON'S GONNA BE FINE.
- YEAH.
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109. OH SHIT.
ALEX, LOOK!
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110. IT'S CHUCK LIDDELL,
THE U.F.C. FIGHTER.
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111. - WHAT?
THAT'S NOT CHUCK LIDDELL.
- YEAH, IT IS.
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112. - WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
WHAT IS THIS?
- THESE ARE PENIS GOBBLERS.
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113. I'M GONNA GO SAY HI.
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114. DID HE SAY PENIS GOBBLERS?
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115. - CHUCK? YOU CHUCK LIDDELL?
- YES, I AM.
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116. - HEY, IT'S HIM. ALEX,
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM.
- RIGHT.
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117. WOW, MAN. BIG FAN.
BIG FAN OF YOURS.
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118. YOU WANT A PENIS GOBBLER?
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119. IS A PENIS GOBBLER?
- EDIBLE CONDOMS.
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120. THEY'RE DELICIOUS,
A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE.
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121. - YEAH, I'LL TRY ONE.
- THEY'RE GOOD.
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122. ARE YOU IN?
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123. PECKER AND IT MADE HER SICK.
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124. NOW HER BROTHER'S COMING
TO BEAT ME UP.
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125. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
FIGHT, MAN.
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126. I USUALLY DON'T.
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127. AND THEY LEAVE ME ALONE.
BUT SHE CALLED ME A PUSSY.
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128. OH WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT NOW.
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129. - MEET ME TOMORROW.
I'LL TRAIN YOU.
- YEAH?
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130. YEAH.
OF THOSE.
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131. - SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- WOW.
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132. THIS TIME!
- SPREAD SPREAD!
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133. COME ON, D.
GET OFF YOUR BUTT.
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134. OH BOY.
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135. BLUE 16.
BLUE 16.
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136. SET! HIT!
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137. DOWN DOWN DOWN.
DON'T HIT ME.
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138. RADON, WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT?
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139. I'M INJURED, COACH.
I SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING.
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140. SAID YOU'RE FINE. COME ON.
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141. MORAN SHOULD START SATURDAY.
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142. - BACK OFF, THAD.
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143. HEY WAIT,
MAYBE RADON'S RIGHT.
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144. WHY DON'T I TAKE
A SHOT AT THIS?
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145. - YEAH.
- I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA
WIN ANYWAY, RIGHT?
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146. WHY DON'T WE LET RADON
REST TILL THE BOWL GAME?
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147. SHUT UP, MORAN.
NOW COME ON, TRY IT
ONE MORE TIME.
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148. - HUDDLE UP.
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149. LOOK, I THINK THAT
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150. IN RADON'S HEAD.
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151. SITUATION HERE.
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152. I WANT YOU TO CALL MIA,
GET THROUGH MY DIVORCE.
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153. THE NICE CUPCAKES.
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154. IN THERAPY?
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155. I CAN'T AFFORD
TO LOSE HIM.
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156. AND I'M NOT GONNA LET
BIG GAME FOR ME.
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157. STANDING RIGHT HERE,
COACH.
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158. RADON,
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159. ME YOU'RE HAVING SOME
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160. WITH CONFIDENCE.
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161. I'M INJURED.
I'VE NEVER BEEN
INJURED BEFORE.
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162. OKAY, WE'RE
ASSOCIATION GAME.
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163. I'LL SAY A WORD AND YOU
THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND.
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164. YOU READY?
FOOTBALL.
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165. TITTIES.
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166. - WATER.
- TITTIES.
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167. - SHOULDER.
- TITTIES AGAIN.
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168. I THINK YOU'RE SEARCHING
FOR A MOTHER.
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169. I KNOW WHERE MY MOM IS.
SHE'S IN THE AIR FORCE.
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170. OH, YOU WANT
TO WRITE SOME SHIT DOWN?
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171. SHIT DOWN TOO.
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172. BET YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WROTE DOWN.
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173. ABOUT MY TITS.
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174. NOPE.
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175. I DREW THEM.
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176. TV reporter:
WE'RE TWO DAYS AWAY
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177. AND B.M.S. FANS ARE BUZZING
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178. OF AN UNDEFEATED SEASON.
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179. AT PRACTICE THE PAST TWO DAYS,
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180. IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
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181. BACK TO YOU, DIANE.
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182. ALEX, YOU DO
SOMETHING TO ME.
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183. WELL, IF YOU CALL
ME AFTER THE GAME,
I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I DO.
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184. TO EXPLODE, MAN.
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185. I KNOW. AND I AM READY
TO LIGHT THE FUSE.
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186. ANY WORD FROM RADON?
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187. NO, HE HASN'T
RETURNED MY CALLS.
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188. ALL RIGHT, MARTY?
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189. YEAH YEAH, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE— JUST HOT OUT.
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190. 'CAUSE I AM
BRINGING HOME THAT W.
I GUARANTEE IT.
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191. MARTY, MARTY,
MARTY, MARTY!
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192. AN AMBULANCE! HELP!
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193. LOOK, THERE HE IS—
DEAD MEAT.
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194. - YOU PUSSY!
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195. CHUCK?
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196. CHUCK, CHUCK!
HEY, LOOK, CHUCK,
IT'S SAMMY!
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197. CHUCK, WHAT IN GOD'S
RIGHT NOW, MAN?
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198. PRACTICING MY NEW MOVE.
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199. IN THE WORLD.
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200. CHUCK, YOU GOTTA
TEACH ME THAT MOVE, MAN.
HAVE A PENIS GOBBLER.
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201. - THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
- YOU'RE NOT READY
FOR THAT MOVE.
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202. LET'S START SMALL.
BEFORE?
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203. I HAVEN'T, CHUCK.
BUT I'LL DO ANY— JESUS!
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204. FIRST RULE IN A FIGHT,
DON'T GET HIT.
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205. YEAH, GOOD TO KNOW, CHUCK.
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206. IN THE FACE, YOU TELL ME THAT.
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207. - THEY ARE DELICIOUS, THOUGH.
- I TOLD YOU THEY WERE GOOD.
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208. PLEASE DON'T DIE.
PLEASE DON'T DIE.
PLEASE DON'T DIE.
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209. - PLEASE DON'T DIE.
- WHOA WHOA WHOA.
FAMILY MEMBERS ONLY.
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210. WE'RE JUST GONNA
WAIT OUT HERE.
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211. I'M REALLY SCARED YOU'RE
GONNA LOSE THIS GAME FOR US.
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212. YOU KNOW YOU WON'T BE
AT THE SCHOOL AGAIN, RIGHT?
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213. YOU'RE NOT HELPING
RIGHT NOW.
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214. I'M JUST SAYING.
IT'S THE MEDIA.
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215. DON'T MOVE. I HAVE TO
REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES.
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216. DON'T MOVE.
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217. ALEX, CLAY TRAVIS, AOL FANHOUSE,
HOW'S YOUR COACH DOING?
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218. WELL, HE HAD
A HEART ATTACK.
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219. AND HE'S AWAKE
AND HE'S IN GOOD HANDS.
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220. IT MIGHT KILL HIM?
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221. - I WASN'T A MINUTE AGO.
JESUS!
- I AM.
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222. YOU FEEL SAFE IN HERE,
DON'T YOU?
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223. AND TO PARTY SOMETIMES.
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224. YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB.
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225. I'VE BEEN PARTYING
IN MY MOM'S VAGINA?
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226. YES. NOW I'M GOING TO
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227. BREAST WHILE I DO IT.
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228. YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?
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229. I'M GOING TO PRESENT
YOU TO NURSE FROM IT.
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230. BUT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
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231. I'M NOT REALLY LACTATING.
IT'S SYMBOLIC. NOW GO.
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232. YES, MA'AM.
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233. - GO!
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234. OH YEAH!
OOH YEAH!
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235. BABY!
WHOO! YEAH!
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236. BLUE 16! BLUE 16!
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237. HUT! HUT!
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238. - SHAKE IT OFF.
- IT'S OKAY, ALEX.
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239. Kate and Kara:
WE STILL LOVE YOU!
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240. - WHAT A PUSSY.
- YEAH.
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241. COME ON, CHUCK.
COME ON!
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242. CHUCK, OKAY, OKAY.
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243. I THINK IT'S TIME WE BOTH
FOR WHAT HAPPENED.
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244. I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT
RADON LIKE I DID.
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245. ABOUT IT, HE WAS
IN MY ZONE.
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246. SO THAT WAS HIS FAULT.
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247. YOUR TURN.
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248. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOUR FAULT.
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249. THERE WOULDN'T
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250. IF YOU HADN'T
HAVE HIT RADON.
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251. OH, THERE HE IS—
MR. BLAME GAME.
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252. - SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- STOP SAYING BLAME GAME.
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253. LOOK, MAYBE WE CAN WORK
TOGETHER TO FIX RADON.
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254. I VOTE WE HIT HIM AGAIN.
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255. SO HARD,
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256. MY BODY FOR WEEKS.
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257. TO DROP BACK DOWN AGAIN?
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258. - I HAVE AN IDEA, YEAH.
IN THE NADS AGAIN.
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259. LOOK, I'M WILLING
TO TRY ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT?
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260. IN 12 HOURS.
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261. THIS IS GONNA WORK?
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262. I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE
OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE.
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263. THAT'S WHAT
I'M AFRAID OF.
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264. THIS IS STUPID.
YOUR TITTIES AGAIN?
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265. WE'RE NEVER GOING TO
DON'T OPEN UP.
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266. WHAT YOU SEE.
- ALL RIGHT, FINE.
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267. - THEY LOOK LIKE MY COACHES.
- TELL ME ABOUT THEM.
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268. I SEE ALL MY COACHES.
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269. AND THEY'RE JUST TRYING
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270. TO EXPLOIT MY ATHLETICISM.
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271. THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
THE TOUCHDOWN FACTORY.
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272. WHAT'S THE TOUCHDOWN
FACTORY?
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273. IT'S WHAT I CALL MY BODY.
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274. YOU HAD MOMMY ISSUES.
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275. HAVE COACH ISSUES.
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276. HIM HOW YOU FEEL.
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277. BEFORE YOU LEAVE?
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278. IT'D HELP ME OUT
IN THIS TIME OF NEED,
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279. I'LL ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.
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280. Radio announcer:
Good morning, Goat fans.
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281. We're just hours away
from the final game of
the regular season.
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282. Can this team
finish undefeated
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283. without the arm
of Radon Randell
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284. or the leadership
of Coach Marty Daniels?
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285. - We'll find out today.
- Girl: HEY, ALEX.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE GAME.
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286. - YUP.
- HEY, ALEX, HEY.
WE NEED TO TALK.
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287. I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
TO RUIN.
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288. IF WE WIN TONIGHT,
THE HEAD CHEERLEADERS?
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289. I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.
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290. OKAY, WELL,
WHAT IF WE LOSE?
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291. IF WE LOSE,
I'LL HAVE TO
TRANSFER SCHOOLS.
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292. JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I'D GO WITH YOU.
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293. GREAT. THANK YOU.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I
NEED TO HEAR RIGHT NOW.
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294. THANK YOU.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
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295. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.
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296. SHOW OR WHAT?
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297. ALL RIGHT.
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298. AND HE'S GONNA KICK
SOME ASS.
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299. BECCA,
YOU BLEW THIS GUY?
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300. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
LIKE CHERRIES.
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301. BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
I'D JUST LIKE TO LET
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302. THAT I'VE BEEN GETTING
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303. CHUCK "THE ICEMAN"
LIDDELL.
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304. REALLY?
CHUCK LIDDELL?
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305. THAT'S GOOD.
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306. GUYS, CH— CHUCK,
WHERE'D YOU GO?
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307. - YOU WERE JUST RIGHT HERE.
- SAMMY, I'M HERE.
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308. BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE WHO CAN SEE ME.
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309. WHAT? BULLSHIT!
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310. THE BLONDE GIRL WAS RIGHT.
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311. YOU'VE BEEN EATING,
THEY'RE EXPIRED.
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312. YOU'VE BEEN HALLUCINATING.
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313. THAT WASN'T ME YOU
MET AT THE BAR.
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314. OH MY GOD. ALEX, LOOK!
IT'S CHUCK LIDDELL.
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315. - RIGHT.
- WOW, MAN.
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316. BIG FAN OF YOURS.
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317. AND IT WASN'T ME
WHO'S BEEN TRAINING YOU.
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318. YEAH, BUDDY, WHOO!
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319. YOU'VE BEEN ALONE
THIS WHOLE TIME.
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320. - WHAT A PUSSY.
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321. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE
BEING CALLED A PUSSY.
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322. YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T WIN
THE FIGHT ON YOUR OWN,
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323. AS YOUR COURAGE.
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324. OH SHIT!
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325. Man on radio:
I just don't think
Alex Moran can do it.
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326. He sucked in
the Cypress Bowl
last year and he—
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327. HEY, MIA, I COULD USE
A LITTLE MOTHERING RIGHT NOW.
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328. FIRST THINGS FIRST.
HE'D LIKE TO SHARE.
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329. GO AHEAD.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?
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330. OKAY, MY COACHES
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331. LIKE MY DADS.
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332. LIKE, THEY TOOK CARE OF ME.
THEY TOOK ME PLACES.
THEY BOUGHT ME SHIT.
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333. BUT YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT.
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334. IF I GET HURT OR INJURED,
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335. YOU'RE GONNA JUST
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336. AND I'M NEVER
GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN.
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337. SO THAT'S WHY
I DON'T WANNA PLAY.
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338. YOU KNOW, RADON,
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339. THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE
BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU,
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340. SOMETHING I WISH I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU DAYS AGO.
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341. YOU'RE BEING A PUSSY.
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342. I'M BEING A WHAT?
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343. WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME?
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344. YES, I AGREE.
YOU'RE BEING A GIGANTIC PUSSY.
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345. I'M BEING A PUSSY?
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346. HE'S BEING A PUSSY.
HE'S THE ONE IN
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347. I JUST HAD A FREAKIN'
HEART ATTACK, YOU PUSSY.
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348. MAN, STOP CALLING
ME A PUSSY, YOU PUSSY.
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349. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GOT
OUT YOUR CHEST, MAN.
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350. DON'T CALL ME NO PUSSY
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351. OH, YOU WANNA PLAY
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352. OKAY.
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353. RADON, YOU NEED
TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW.
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354. ON MOMMY'S TITTIES
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355. LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY?
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356. CHEERLEADER TITTIES?
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357. HEY, I'M WALKING OUT
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358. ONTO THE SIDELINES.
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359. AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH
OF A PUSSY TO EVER DO THAT.
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360. I'LL WALK OUT ON
WITH YOU, YOU PUSSY.
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361. - LET'S FRIGGIN' GO THEN.
- WELL, LET'S GO THEN.
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362. CHUCK, HOW CAN YOU
DO THIS TO ME?
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363. WHO'S THIS IDIOT
TALKING TO?
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364. FIGHT MOVE IN THE WORLD.
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365. SAMMY, YOU CREATED ME.
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366. IN THE WORLD TOO.
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367. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW, MAN?
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368. PRACTICING MY NEW MOVE.
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369. FIGHT MOVE IN THE WORLD.
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370. COME ON, KYLE.
PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG.
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371. LET'S DO THIS, MAN.
BRING IT ON, PUSSY.
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372. I LIKE YOU, SAMMY.
I ALWAYS HAVE.
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373. ALWAYS WILL.
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374. I LIKE YOU TOO, CHUCK.
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375. OKAY, LISTEN UP.
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376. "IN ANY MAN'S FINEST HOUR,
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377. IN HIS PATH."
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378. HE'S NOT COMING.
NO, WE'RE SCREWED.
I'M SCREWED.
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379. "GLORY COMES
TO THE MAN..."
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380. IT'S OVER.
THESE PLAYS.
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381. OH SHIT.
WHERE THE HELL'S THAD?
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382. "WHAT HE DOES—"
MARTY!
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383. - Radon: HA HA!
- RADON.
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384. WHO'S READY TO WIN
A FOOTBALL GAME, BABY?
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385. - GET SUITED UP, RADON.
- I'M BACK, BABY.
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386. - I'M BACK!
- THANK GOD!
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387. I'M BACK, BABY.
I'M BACK, MAN!
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388. I'M BACK, BABY!
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389. YEAH, SUCK ON THAT,
YOU PUSSY.
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390. DID WE DO IT, CHUCK?
DID WE WIN?
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391. THOSE PENIS GOBBLERS,
MY MAN.
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392. - GET OFF HIM! RADON.
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393. - ARE YOU FREAKIN' CRAZY?
- MARTY, YOUR HEART.
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394. HE'S CURED NOW, COACH.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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395. OH, MY SHOULDER.
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396. HE'S REALLY HURT
THIS TIME.
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397. NO NO NO NO.
SHIT SHIT SHIT.
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398. - OUR PLAN DIDN'T
WORK OUT, BRO.
- NO SHIT!
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399. LET'S GO GET 'EM.
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400. AND NO PRESSURE, BUT IF
YOU LOSE THIS GAME...
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401. COACH IS PROBABLY GONNA DIE.
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402. - I KNOW. I GOT IT.
- I BELIEVE IN YOU, MORAN,
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403. I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.
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404. DON'T LET ALL OF US DOWN.
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405. OH.
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406. AW SHIT.
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407. OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
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408. OH, SHIT.
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