Blue Mountain State 2x10

Directed by John Fortenberry

Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Meghan Heffern as Kate • Gabriel Dagenais as Claude Chavalier • Alex Kudrytsky as Antti • Niko Nikolov as Byers

Alex decides that becoming the backup goalie for BMS' hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his conditioning obligations and Radon quickly follows suit. Meanwhile, Mary Jo becomes Thad's personal cheerleader.

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1. OKAY, LADIES, HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THIS.

2. I'LL BE FLYING. YOU TWO ARE CATCHING.

3. YOU'RE GONNA DO SPLITS. YOU'RE GONNA DO FLIPS.

4. AND YOU, YOU SHAKE YOUR POM-POMS.

5. UGH! AGAIN?

6. IS SHAKE MY POM-POMS.

7. MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T DRUNK ALL THE TIME,

8. MORE STUFF TO DO.

9. I SHOW UP BUZZED, KARA.

10. OKAY, FINE, LOOK AT THIS, HUH?

11. DURING PRACTICE.

12. YOU LIKE THAT? NOW CAN I DO IT?

13. YOU KNOW, MISSY DOES HAVE A SORE WRIST.

14. - OKAY, FINE. - BUT JUST TODAY.

15. - SHIT YEAH! DO IS CATCH ME.

16. - ALL RIGHT? FOLLOW KARA'S LEAD. - NO PROBLEM.

17. ARE YOU LADIES READY?

18. - MY HEEL!

19. - OH, MAN!

20. LIKE 80 BUCKS, YOU GUYS.

21. KATE!

22. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

23. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

24. ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT HAVE A FOUR-HOUR PRACTICE,

25. WHY CAN'T WE TO DRINK A COLD BEER?

26. - OR LIKE NAP TIME, HUH? - OH, NO, I DON'T TAKE NAPS, MAN.

27. - I DON'T TRUST 'EM. - REALLY?

28. I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

29. IT'S THE OFFSEASON CONDITIONING PROGRAM.

30. THICK THIS YEAR.

31. HEY, COACH, DO YOU HAVE FOR THE BACKUPS?

32. - NO. - HEY, HOW COME HE DON'T GOT ONE?

33. IN THE OFFSEASON.

34. SO IF I DO ANOTHER SPORT, I DON'T HAVE TO DO CONDITIONING?

35. THAT'S RIGHT.

36. TWO-SPORT ATHLETES, BOY.

37. IN THE DAY.

38. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN. BO JACKSON, DEION SANDERS!

39. STOP PLAYING, MAN. WHOO!

40. - HOW COME THEY DON'T DO THAT NO MORE? - I DON'T KNOW.

41. I'M GONNA BRING THAT SHIT BACK, WATCH.

42. SO AM I, RADON. SO AM I.

43. BLOW! DRINK.

44. HOW ABOUT BASKETBALL?

45. HELL, NO, MAN! MY EGO COULDN'T TAKE GETTING DUNKED ON.

46. - FENCING? - NO, THAT'S A WHITE PEOPLE SPORT.

47. AIN'T A BLACK MAN ALIVE THAT FENCES.

48. - HOCKEY? AND YOU COME BACK WITH HOCKEY?

49. HOCKEY COULD BE PERFECT. I COULD BE THE BACKUP GOALIE.

50. I'LL NEVER PLAY, AND EVEN IF I DO, WE'RE GETTING KILLED,

51. SO WHO CARES? AND YOU...

52. YOU COULD BE A TRAILBLAZER.

53. - CAN YOU SKATE? - I CAN ROLLER-SKATE.

54. - SAME THING. - ALL RIGHT. MAYBE YOU RIGHT, MAN.

55. PLAY IT, RIGHT?

56. - PLAY WHAT? - WE'RE TRYING OUT FOR THE HOCKEY TEAM.

57. THAT'S GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT? ME TOO.

58. I'M GONNA BE THE HOCKEY TEAM'S NEW MASCOT.

59. SAMMY, THEY DON'T HAVE MASCOTS IN HOCKEY.

60. - THEY HAVE A ZAMBONI DRIVER. - IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

61. - NO. LIKE A CHALLENGE.

62. ACCEPTED.

63. HEY, LADIES. OH, WHAT'S THAT?

64. IT'S YOUR NEW JOB. YOU'RE THAD CASTLE'S CHEERLEADER NOW.

65. IT USED TO BE KATE'S JOB BEFORE YOU,

66. YOU KNOW, SPRAINED HER ANKLE.

67. - Kate: YOU'LL MAKE SURE HE'S READY FOR EVERY GAME.

68. MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY.

69. YOU'RE AT HIS BECK AND CALL.

70. KATE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE MILKING THE ANKLE THING JUST A LITTLE BIT?

71. YOU'RE THAD CASTLE'S

72. OR YOU'RE NO CHEERLEADER AT ALL.

73. - HAVE FUN. IT SUCKS. - YEAH.

74. OF ME.

75. - WHOO! - Coach: PERFECTION!

76. WILL BE TOLERATED.

77. NOW IF YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO BRING ME THE BEST,

78. THEN STAY OFF MY ICE!

79. THE PAST TWO SEASONS.

80. WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE FROZEN FOUR.

81. WHO'S COMING WITH ME?

82. BREAK UP INTO SQUADS. LET'S GO.

83. LET'S GO! COME ON, LET'S GO.

84. WHAT IS WITH THE PADS?

85. TO TAKE MY JOB?

86. - WHAT? - 'CAUSE IF YOU ARE,

87. WILL BREAK YOU.

88. NO, IT'S QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY.

89. I'M HERE TO BE YOUR BACKUP.

90. YOU SHIT, ANTTI?

91. LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE THE ENFORCER.

92. - PUNCH HIM IN THE FAZZ, BYERS. - WHOA, HOLD ON, NO, NO.

93. NO PUNCHING IN THE FAZZ, ALL RIGHT?

94. IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING. I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER.

95. I'M LOOKING TO IN THE OFFSEASON.

96. AND GET SOME FREE BEER?

97. - All: WHOO! - ACCEPTED.

98. HEY, ASSHOLE!

99. OH, SHIT.

100. HEY, WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? HOW YOU DOING?

101. TO CUT MY BRAKES?

102. WHAT? NO. COME ON.

103. HEY, SAMMY CACCIATORE. I'M THE NEW HOCKEY TEAM MASCOT.

104. - GOOD TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS A HOCKEY TEAM, KID.

105. WE DON'T HAVE A MASCOT.

106. AROUND BETWEEN PERIODS, AND THAT'S THAT.

107. LISTEN, WHEN I RUN ONTO THE FOOTBALL FIELD,

108. 90,000 PEOPLE STAND UP AND CHEER.

109. THING AROUND,

110. AND TAKE CRAPS.

111. HELP YOU OUT.

112. - WHAT THE HELL NOW?

113. YOUR MINDS BLOWN.

114. TO BE BROKEN,

115. AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE BROKEN TODAY, BABY.

116. IS HE TRYING IN OUT TOO?

117. - YEAH. - Radon: I'M OKAY.

118. ON SOME ICE.

119. - OH, HI, HOW'S IT GOING? I'M MARY— - NO NAMES.

120. YOU'RE MY CHEERLEADER NOW. THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW.

121. MY MANIFESTO?

122. IT'S MOSTLY JUST PICTURES, ISN'T IT?

123. - IT'S A GRAPHIC NOVEL. - OH.

124. MY FAVORITE BEVERAGE.

125. UM...

126. TWO MOJITOS, POR FAVOR.

127. NICELY DONE. SHOULD BE A LITTLE QUICKER NEXT TIME.

128. - YEAH. - POP QUIZ! WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

129. TOO LATE. LUCKY CHARMS.

130. MY MORNING POOP. WHY?

131. 'CAUSE MY BITCH MOTHER TOLD ME I COULDN'T WHEN I WAS A KID.

132. - I'M SORRY. MY SHIRTS FOLDED?

133. - LET ME SEE. - TRICK QUESTION.

134. TO AVOID WRINKLES.

135. - ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? IN THE MANIFESTO.

136. NOT ALL OF IT.

137. PSYCH! YES, IT IS. YES, IT'S ALL IN THE MANIFESTO.

138. TAKE A CHILL PILL. YOU LOOK CONFUSED.

139. I'LL SEE YOU FIRST THING CAN POP MY ASS ZITS.

140. - MAN, ICE HOCKEY IS NOTHING LIKE ROLLER-SKATING.

141. I WAS WAY OFF.

142. LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. IT WAS JUST THE FIRST DAY.

143. ON THE FIRST DAY.

144. BRAKE LINES ON A ZAMBONI?

145. TWO-INCHES THICK.

146. I'M NEED TO RETHINK MY STRATEGY.

147. NEVER MIND.

148. OKAY, LISTEN, WHEN THE PLAYERS GET HERE, WE GOTTA WIN 'EM OVER.

149. LOTS OF SEX AND BOOZE.

150. ALL RIGHT? BOYS!

151. YOU MADE IT! GRAB A DRINK.

152. I'LL TAKE YOUR DRINK.

153. WELL, OKAY, HE'LL HAVE MY DRINK.

154. HEY!

155. YOU GUYS AROUND. - YEAH!

156. ALEX, THESE WOMEN ARE INCREDIBLE.

157. TO GET ONE?

158. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ANYBODY.

159. NO, YOU JUST GOTTA GO TALK TO THEM.

160. TO THESE GIRLS?

161. - YEAH. - YOU'RE JUST A BACKUP. YOU'RE A NO ONE.

162. IT'S CALLED TRICKLE-DOWN BANGING.

163. TRICKLE-DOWN BANGING?

164. IF YOU GET ME ON THE HOCKEY TEAM,

165. I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. YEAH!

166. LET'S GET TWO SHOTS OF VODKA, PLEASE.

167. - TWO VODKA. - TWO VODKA.

168. OH, SNACK FOOD. CAN I EAT THEM?

169. GO AHEAD, MAN. HELP YOURSELF.

170. HAVE AT IT.

171. SO, CLAUDE, YOU'RE THE TEAM CAPTAIN, RIGHT?

172. CORRECT. IT'S A GREAT PRIVILEGE.

173. YEAH, SO HOW COME

174. IS LEADING THE TEAM IN SCORING?

175. RENEE IS VERY GOOD. I ASSIST HIM.

176. THAT'S COOL. I MEAN, YOU KNOW ASSISTS DON'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING.

177. YOU SHOULD BE SCORING. ME? I WANNA SCORE EVERY TIME I TOUCH THE BALL.

178. TO MY RECEIVERS. I HATE IT.

179. OF MY DAY

180. THAT BALL OUT MY HAND.

181. - KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME? - SELFISH.

182. IT MAKES ME THE KING, MAN.

183. LISTEN, GRETZKY DIDN'T

184. BY PASSING THE PUCK. REMEMBER THAT.

185. WHERE I CAN GET A HAND JOB?

186. MORAN, WHY ARE THERE HOCKEY PLAYERS IN MY HOUSE?

187. FOR THE HOCKEY TEAM.

188. THEY'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. THEY'RE NOT LIKE US.

189. THEY'RE A LITTLE STRANGE, BUT WHO CARES?

190. A LITTLE STRANGE?

191. ON THE BOTTOM OF THEIR FEET.

192. OUT CONSTANTLY AND DON'T BOTHER TO GET THEM FIXED.

193. THEY HAVE MULTIPLE CAPTAINS.

194. OF ME ON A TEAM? - OH GOD.

195. I'M GOING BACK TO MY BEDROOM. I'M GONNA COME BACK OUT IN FIVE MINUTES,

196. AND IF THEY'RE NOT GONE, I'M GONNA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS.

197. RIGHT.

198. MOVE, GET OUT OF MY WAY. MOVE IT!

199. - CAN I HELP YOU? - YEAH, THIS IS MY ROOM.

200. ACTUALLY, I'M ALL SET. ENJOY YOUR STAY.

201. THAT ONE HURT. YEAH, RIGHT THERE.

202. - MM-HMM, YEAH.

203. ALEX, HOW'S IT GOING?

204. IT'S PERFECT.

205. YOU DON'T PLAY...

206. - NO. - ... YOU DON'T FIGHT...

207. - UH-UH. - ... YOU DON'T WORK HARD,

208. AND YOU PARTY ALL THE TIME.

209. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?

210. WELL, I LIKE TO SET

211. LET DOWN, YOU KNOW?

212. LIFESTYLE, ALEX.

213. - IT'S CRAZY. IT'S SEXY. IT'S COOL. - IT'S FUN.

214. MY DREAM WAS TO BE IN N.H.L., BUT JUST LIKE IN FOOTBALL,

215. BACKUP GOALIES GET DRAFTED.

216. BACKUP GOALIE.

217. - MANY THANKS TO YOU. - WHAT?

218. - HEY! - I'M TELLING YOU, CLAUDE,

219. YOU BACK, MAN.

220. IT'S OKAY TO HAVE AN EGO. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD AN EGO?

221. MUHAMMED ALI.

222. REMEMBER HIM? FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A WHAT?

223. - BAE! - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN.

224. - HEY, CHARLIE! - OH, GREAT.

225. LISTEN, WE GOT OFF THE OTHER DAY.

226. I HELP YOU OUT, HUH?

227. I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, KID.

228. YEAH, YOU KIND OF DO, CHARLIE.

229. CHANGING AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO CHANGE WITH IT.

230. BEEN DOING THIS FOR?

231. I DON'T KNOW— 30, 35 FIVE YEARS.

232. DINOSAUR SHIT, CHARLIE.

233. IT'S TIME TO ADAPT

234. BY A WAY YOUNGER, FOREIGN ZAMBONI DRIVER.

235. YOU GET ME ON THAT ICE, AND WE'LL HAVE THIS PLACE ROCKING, CHARLIE.

236. I MEAN, PEOPLE AND SCREAMING YOUR NAME.

237. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

238. I SAY I THINK YOU'RE

239. FOR ME TO SAY NO TO YOU, KID.

240. - OH, GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE.

241. THERE'S A HOCKEY ENFORCER LIVING IN MY BEDROOM.

242. UNTIL HE MOVES OUT, I'M LIVING WITH YOU.

243. - LIVING WITH ME? - IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE?

244. IN A DORM.

245. I HATE DORMS, BUT WE'LL MAKE IT WORK.

246. QUESTION, CAN I PUT TACKS IN OUR WALL?

247. 'CAUSE I HAVE POSTERS I WANNA HANG UP.

248. - LIVING WITH ME? - SO THERE IS AN ECHO IN HERE. THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP.

249. ALL RIGHT, WELL,

250. - I'LL TAKE MY BREAKFAST IN BED WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

251. - OH, GREAT.

252. WAS THAT FOR, DUCHARME?

253. TO BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE, AND WITHIN ONE WEEK,

254. HOCKEY TEAM.

255. WITH YOUR HOCKEY TEAM?

256. THIS IS AMERICA.

257. ABOUT COLLEGE HOCKEY HERE.

258. YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE WRONG.

259. 'CAUSE WE GOT A TELEVISED GAME THIS YEAR ON CABLE, SO THERE!

260. ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT.

261. - LET'S GO.

262. - LET'S GO, BRING IT! - NO!

263. - COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO! - I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ASSHOLE.

264. YOU DON'T WANNA FIGHT A HOCKEY COACH.

265. HEY, I'M GONNA GET THIS HOCKEY SHIT DOWN, MAN.

266. I'M FROM DETROIT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE ROLLER-SKATE.

267. - ANTTI. - ALEX! WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?

268. - DO YOU LIKE THE CLOTHES? - YEAH, I LIKE THE CLOTHES.

269. PUT THEM IN MY CLOSET.

270. - HOW DID YOU GET THESE? - YOUR WINDOW WAS UNLOCKED. I LET MYSELF IN.

271. JUST LIKE YOU, ALEX.

272. YOU'RE THE KING OF B.M.S.

273. MAN, THAT DUDE IS WEIRD AS SHIT, HOMEY.

274. FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES

275. REALIZED IT WASN'T YOU.

276. OH MY GOD.

277. ANTTI, YOU HAVE A REALLY

278. GOALIE POSITION.

279. ALEX, I'M YOUR BACKUP NOW.

280. I TRICKLE-DOWN BANG THE GIRLS. IT'S WONDERFUL.

281. OKAY, LOOK, I CAN'T START IN GOAL.

282. THE TEAM'S GONNA SUCK. SO WHAT'S THE POINT?

283. I NEED TO BE YOUR BACKUP. OTHERWISE I'M GONNA SPEND

284. LIFTING WEIGHTS AND RUNNING.

285. I DON'T LIKE RUNNING, OKAY? THERE'S NO OTHER SPORT THAT WORKS FOR ME.

286. SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME.

287. IF YOU WANT THE BACKUP POSITION, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM ME.

288. OH, SHIT, CLAUDE!

289. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY.

290. CAPTAIN RIGHT NOW, MAN.

291. THIS LEAGUE.

292. - RENEE WHO? - MY MAN!

293. TO SOME GIRLS.

294. THE GAME, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC RITUAL.

295. A FRACTION OF IT,

296. I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO THE DAY ALL OVER.

297. IF I DO THAT, I'LL BE LATE FOR THE GAME.

298. THAT HAPPEN.

299. SO THIS GUY'S

300. FOR THE HOCKEY TEAM?

301. WHO'S THE ENFORCER FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM?

302. WE DON'T HAVE ONE.

303. AND BECOME ONE, HMM?

304. WHY DON'T YOU AND BECOME ONE?

305. FINE, MAYBE I WILL GROW SOME BALLS.

306. OUT OF MY LIFE.

307. - UGH!

308. GET BACK HERE! YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH MY NIPPLES!

309. BRING ME DOWN HERE, SAMMY?

310. WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.

311. I CAN'T GROW TITS, SON.

312. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE TITS, CHARLIE.

313. WELL, I AM, BUT I'M NOT. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SHOWMANSHIP.

314. A SHOW, CHARLIE.

315. YOU KNOW WHAT?

316. YOU'RE REALLY MY HEARTSTRINGS, KID.

317. SURE. GOTTA GO.

318. KATE, KARA, I JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

319. YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT, OKAY?

320. NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE THAD BACK.

321. SUCKS, RIGHT?

322. HIS NIPPLES YET?

323. AFTER HIS LUCKY CHARMS POOP.

324. - OH! - YEAH.

325. ON YOURSELF.

326. GIVES YOU THE OKAY.

327. AND THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN

328. AT THE GOAT HOUSE.

329. - SORRY.

330. - HELLO. - Thad: Cheerleader now. My ball rub.

331. LAST DAY OF TRYOUTS, GENTLEMEN.

332. LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

333. WHAT THE HELL, ANTTI?

334. COME ON, ANTTI!

335. HEY!

336. CLAUDE, RENEE, CUT THE SHIT!

337. HEY, OFFENSE! COME ON, BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN.

338. LET'S HAVE A GOOD PRACTICE TODAY.

339. FIRST PLAY, WE'RE GONNA LINE UP, SPLIT LEFT, 52 DRIVE.

340. NOW, RADON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE—

341. WHERE'S RADON? WHERE'S MORAN?

342. ARE MY QUARTERBACKS?

343. GOT A MESSAGE FROM RADON.

344. LAST DAY OF HOCKEY TRYOUTS.

345. WELL, THIS SHIT'S GONNA STOP TODAY. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

346. TAKE OVER.

347. REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.

348. SO CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE ALL MADE THE TEAM.

349. - Radon: YEAH! - WE DID IT. NO WEIGHTS!

350. - NO RUNNING. - DEION SANDERS, BABY, HERE WE COME.

351. ANATOLY SAMSONOV. IMMIGRATION.

352. - AMERICAN. TO RUSSIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

353. NO NO NO. HEY, THEY'RE ALL I GOT LEFT!

354. HEY, NO, NO, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!

355. SHIT!

356. DUCHARME.

357. MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL ON ANOTHER MAN'S FLOOR.

358. - FENCING? - FENCING.

359. - YEAH. - LET'S GO.

360. OH, GREAT, WHAT NOW?

361. LET'S GIVE THEM THE SHOW THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, CHARLIE.

362. - HIT THE MUSIC.

363. YEAH, WE DID IT, CHARLIE. WE DID IT!

364. - LOOK AT US. - WE SURE DID, KID.

365. WE SURE DID!

366. - ANYBODY IN HERE?

367. OH, EXCUSE ME.

368. HEY, YOU. YEAH, HELLO.

369. TAKE THE HEADPHONES OFF. HELLO.

370. HEY, YOU, HEADPHONES.

371. HEY, HEY THERE,

372. MR. SCARY ENFORCER ASSHOLE MAN, YEAH.

373. SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CAN MOVE BACK IN.

374. I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS HOUSE.

375. ALL RIGHT, WELL,

376. YOUR FINAL WARNING, YOUNG MAN.

377. RIGHT NOW,

378. REAL FAST.

379. OOH, I'M SHAKING.

380. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOING ON?

381. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?

382. THANKS, GUYS.

383. COME ON, GUYS, HELP ME!

384. I DON'T WANNA GO!

385. - YOU DID THIS? - YEP.

386. GREW SOME BALLS.

387. FOOTBALL ENFORCER.

388. NOW YOU HAVE TILL 5:00 OF MY ROOM.

389. - YOU'RE WELCOME. - HEY!

390. YOU!

391. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!

392. WAS AWFUL.

393. EW! NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.

394. AND IF YOU PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT, I SWEAR I'M GONNA FLIP OUT.