1. WIN!
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2. WIN!
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3. WIN!
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4. WIN!
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5. HOW MANY OF THESE
ARE WE DOING, HARMON?
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6. WIN!
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7. THIS A LITTLE TOO MUCH
FOR YOU, MORAN?
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8. THE HEAT?
YEAH YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
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9. - REALLY?
- WIN!
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10. HEY, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOUR VALUE IS
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11. - MY VALUE?
- THE ANSWER IS
YOU HAVE NO VALUE.
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12. YOU'RE NOTHING.
YOU'RE AN UNMOTIVATED PUSSY.
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13. OKAY, JUST GIVE IT
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14. SHUT UP.
I'VE GOT 20 BOOSTERS
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15. I'VE GOT A DEFENSE
WITH MORE HOLES TO FILL
THAN YOUR MOTHER,
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16. AND MY STAR RUNNING BACK
DECIDES HE WANTS TO PLAY
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17. I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT
RIGHT NOW!
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18. GEORGIA TECH.
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19. YOU KNOW, YOUR HEAD WAS
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20. AFTER LAST YEAR'S
BOWL LOSS IN LOUISIANA.
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21. OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
DID YOU?
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22. WELL, I'VE FOUND
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23. I BROUGHT IN
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24. YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.
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25. THIS YEAR YOU'RE GONNA
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26. BY MAKING SURE
HE'S HAPPY.
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27. AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY
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28. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
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29. UH, WHEN CAN I MEET HIM?
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30. WIN!
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31. SHOW TIME, BABY.
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32. WHAT'S UP, COACH?
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33. MEET YOUR NEW
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34. - NICE.
- Man #2: CHECK IT OUT.
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35. - WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
- I HAVE NO IDEA, MAN.
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36. AND WHY DOESN'T COACH
LET THE REST OF US WEAR
THONGS TO PRACTICE?
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37. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
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38. YOU BETTER HOLD ON.
THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.
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39. 'CAUSE WHEN I GET
LOCKED IN,
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40. OOH, I'M, LIKE,
UNSTOPPABLE.
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41. I'M LIKE A COMET, AN ENIGMA.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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42. I THINK I DO.
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43. I HATE HIM.
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44. YOU'RE OUR QUARTERBACK,
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45. YEAH, BUT DESPERATE TIMES,
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46. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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47. HE SAYS HE'S NEVER
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48. WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME.
YOU GET A QUARTERBACK—
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49. THIS IS MY LAST YEAR
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50. I NEED TO LEAVE
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51. WE CAN'T TRUST HIM.
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52. PLUS, YOU DON'T
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53. YES I DO.
THAD, YES I DO. HEY.
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54. EVERY TIME, SO—
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55. HEY, BAYWATCH,
WHY DON'T YOU
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56. GO BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM
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57. THESE ARE CLOTHES, LURCH.
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58. ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING—
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59. I'M SORRY, WHAT DID
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60. - LURCH— FROM
"THE ADDAMS FAMILY."
- HARMON, HARMON.
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61. I'M SORRY. ALLOW ME
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62. I'M YOUR
TEAM CAPTAIN.
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63. MY TEAM DON'T HAVE
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64. REALLY? WELL,
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65. - TAKE A LAP.
- YOU TAKE A LAP.
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66. YOU TAKE A LAP,
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67. IF I TAKE TWO LAPS,
THEN I MIGHT AS WELL
RUN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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68. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD. THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA.
- NO NO NO.
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69. - FINE. PEACE OUT, HOMIE.
- THAD, THAD, THAD.
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70. PEACE OUT—
PEACE OUT YOU TOO, HOMIE.
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71. - WHOA WHOA WHOA.
- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, RADON?
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72. MAN, I'M OUT.
I QUIT THIS DUMB SCHOOL.
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73. NO NO, NOBODY'S QUITTING.
IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.
THAD'S AN IDIOT.
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74. MAN, THIS DUDE'S TRYING
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75. ALL RIGHT,
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76. - RADON, LOOK AT ME.
- LOOK AT HIM.
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77. WHENEVER YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,
YOU JUST GO SEE MORAN HERE,
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78. BECAUSE HE'S
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79. I GET
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80. YES.
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81. WHAT'S SIX TIMES SIX?
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82. 36.
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83. THIS GUY'S GOOD.
I'M BACK IN, COACH.
THANKS.
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84. SO WHERE DID
YOU PLAY AGAIN?
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85. 'CAUSE I COULDN'T FIND
ANYTHING ON YOU.
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86. OH, ALL OVER THE PLACE—
ST. JOHN'S, ST. PETER'S,
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87. ST. MATTHEW'S, ST. LUKE'S,
ST. PATRICK'S.
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88. THEN WHEN I WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL,
I MOVED AROUND A LOT—
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89. ST. JEAN'S, DEVOTION PREP,
RIKERS, NOW I'M HERE.
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90. WAIT WAIT, RIKERS?
LIKE THE PRISON?
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91. OH YEAH YEAH.
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92. DO I HAVE A SURPRISE
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93. SAMMY, THIS IS RADON.
RADON, THIS IS MY
BEST FRIEND SAMMY.
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94. WHAT UP, THO'?
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95. ONE, TWO, THREE.
SURPRISE!
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96. WHAT'S UP, ALEX?
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97. HOLY SHIT.
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98. MARY JO.
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99. - IT'S MY SISTER.
- I KNOW.
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100. - HEY.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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101. IT'S A NEW DAY, ALEX.
I CAME TO DRINK AND
BE A CHEERLEADER.
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102. - Radon: OH, THAT'S WHAT'S UP.
- THAT'S— THAT'S—
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103. - SHE'S DRINKING— DRINKING.
- OKAY OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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104. SAMMY, IF I WANTED A DRUNK
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105. I'D STILL BE LIVING
WITH DAD.
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106. FAIR ENOUGH.
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107. - I'VE CHANGED, ALEX.
- YEAH?
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108. I USED TO
NOT HAVE BOOBS,
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109. - AND NOW I HAVE THEM.
- OH MY.
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110. AND THE WORLD'S
OPENED UP TO ME IN WAYS
YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.
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111. OH NO, I THINK I CAN
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112. THINK ABOUT IT—
ME, YOU, SAMMY
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113. TRAVELING TO GAMES
TOGETHER.
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114. STAYING IN HOTELS,
GOING TO BARS AND DRINKING,
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115. AND THEN AFTER
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116. - AND THEN GOING BACK
TO THE HOTELS AND PARTYING.
- PART— I LIKE PARTYING.
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117. - JUST LIKE WE USED
TO TALK ABOUT.
- YEAH.
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118. - WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS.
- ME AND MARY JO DID.
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119. - WHO IS THIS?
- GIRLS,
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120. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
YOUR NEW CHEERLEADER MARY JO.
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121. I GRABBED HER A UNIFORM
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122. SHE'S NOT A CHEERLEADER
UNLESS WE SAY SHE'S
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123. TAKE THAT UNIFORM OFF
AND GET IN LINE WITH
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124. - OKAY.
- HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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125. SHE'S MY SISTER.
SHE DESERVES A LITTLE RESPECT.
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126. - OH!
- UM, RESPECT,
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127. LIKE THIS UNIFORM,
IS EARNED.
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128. YOU GUYS SEEM
LIKE A COUPLE OF
REAL COOL SLUTS.
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129. - LET'S GO, LADIES.
- YEAH!
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130. WELCOME TO
FRESHMAN HELL WEEK.
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131. YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT
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132. IS TO FEEL
THE UPPERCLASSMEN'S BOOBS
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133. AND GUESS
THEIR CUP SIZE.
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134. IF YOU'RE WRONG,
WE SPANK YOU.
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135. YO, SO THIS IS FREE?
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136. LIKE, WE CAN JUST
SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS
AND WE DON'T OWE NO MONEY?
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137. NO. WELCOME TO COLLEGE,
BUDDY.
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138. - C.
- CORRECT.
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139. OKAY OKAY.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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140. IF SHE'S GETTING HAZED,
I'M GETTING HAZED TOO.
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141. BUT YOU'RE NOT
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142. NO NO, MARY JO AND I
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143. YOU REALIZE THAT IF YOU
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144. YOU'LL NO LONGER BE
OUR MASCOT?
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145. YEAH, I THINK
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146. GIRLS GUESS BOOB SIZE.
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147. - AHH!
- GUYS GUESS DICK LENGTH.
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148. - SERIOUSLY?
- MM-HMM.
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149. AW, YEAH.
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150. HARD OR SOFT?
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151. WHAT?
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152. WHAT?
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153. I DON'T HAVE $500.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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154. HEY LOOK, IT'S RADON.
LET ME GET IT.
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155. LET ME JUST GET IT.
IT'S RADON.
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156. LET ME JUST GET IT, OKAY?
IS THAT OKAY?
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157. - HEY, RADON.
- Yo, did Yuri find you?
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158. Don't listen to him, man.
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159. HE'S WALKING OUT OF MY ROOM
WITH MY TV AS WE SPEAK.
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160. Yo, listen, I need you
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161. There are
some serious problems
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162. Hurry up.
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163. - [ hip-hop music playing ]
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164. RADON?
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165. - OH MY GOD.
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166. - GET ME OUT OF HERE.
- HOLY SHIT.
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167. WHAT BUTTON DO I PRESS?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUTTON
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168. - THERE'S SO MANY BUTTONS.
- PRESS SOMETHING.
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169. - OH SHIT SHIT SHIT.
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170. OH GOD.
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171. OH THANK GOD.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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172. WHOO!
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173. HOLY SHIT,
THAT SUCKED.
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174. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT BAKED
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175. WHAT IS THIS THING?
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176. HEY MAN, I SLEEP IN THERE,
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177. I DO WHATEVER
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178. IT'S MY
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179. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
IT GETS YOUR PLATELET
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180. AND YOUR HEMOGLOBIN
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181. - T.O. GOT ONE, MAN.
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182. HEY, BUT LISTEN,
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183. TO SOLVE ANOTHER
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184. YEAH, I'MA NEED YOU TO TAKE
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185. MY SKIN DON'T
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186. AND, YOU KNOW,
GOTTA TAKE CARE
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187. OKAY.
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188. MOTION MOTION!
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189. BLUE 18.
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190. BLUE 18.
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191. SET,
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192. IT'S A RUN.
IT'S A RUN.
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193. YEAH YEAH YEAH!
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194. YES!
YES!
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195. THAT'S MY Q.B.!
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196. PULLING A CONDOM
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197. MIGHT HAVE BEEN YOUR
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198. SECOND TEAM.
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199. HEY MAN, MAKE ME
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200. PROBLEM SOLVER.
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201. BLUE 18.
BLUE 18.
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202. SET.
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203. MORAN, YOU HAD A MAN
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204. WHAT, ARE YOU
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205. HEY, NICE DUMP-OFF,
DUMPY.
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206. YEAH YEAH,
YOU STRAIGHT-UP
SUCK, MORON.
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207. - YOU ASKED ME
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- I DID?
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208. WHEN DID I DO THAT?
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209. OH, YEAH YEAH,
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210. HEY, STOP
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211. OKAY, GIRLS, READY?
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212. LICK, DRINK, SUCK!
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213. GO!
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214. CACCIATORE!
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215. - UGH.
- YOU, TURN YOUR
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216. EVERYONE ELSE,
GRAB A CAMERA
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217. AND TAKE A PICTURE MAKING OUT
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218. THAT'S A LOT OF HAIR
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219. - I HAVE A CONFESSION
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- OH?
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220. I DIDN'T JUST COME HERE
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221. I ALSO CAME HERE
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222. I KNOW
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223. THAT'S—
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224. BUT YOU'RE SAMMY'S SISTER.
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225. HALF-SISTER.
AND BESIDES HE WOULDN'T CARE.
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226. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
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227. MAN, IT IS TOUGH
TO FIND A FOOTBALL PLAYER
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228. ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO.
WHY?
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229. WHY ARE YOU
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230. ASK ME AGAIN LATER
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231. - SO HERE WE GO.
READY?
- NO.
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232. - Thad: RADON! RADON!
- SOMEBODY'S CALLING
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233. YO, WHAT UP, THO'?
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234. IT'S YOUR BOY
RADON RANDELL, BABY,
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235. A.K.A. THE UNIDENTIFIED
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236. COMING AT YOU LIVE, BABY,
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237. WE'RE ABOUT
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238. HEY YO, I'M GONNA NEED
ALL Y'ALL
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239. TO GET UP OUT OF MY SHOT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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240. OW!
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241. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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242. I'M DRINKING
AND I'M ABOUT TO JUMP
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243. GET OUT OF THE WAY, MORAN.
HE'S A GIFTED ATHLETE.
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244. OH YEAH, THIS ABOUT TO BE
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245. - THE WHAT?
- DRIVE AT ME!
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246. COME ON, BABY.
DRIVE AT ME!
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247. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
KILL YOURSELF.
I'LL START.
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248. I DON'T EVEN CARE
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249. HEY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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250. WHAT DID YOU
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251. I'M STARTING,
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252. 'CAUSE IT'S EASIER
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253. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE
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254. I DONE DEALT WITH PEOPLE
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255. YOU'RE SCARED
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256. BULLSHIT.
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257. YOU STARTED THE BOWL GAME
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258. YOU SUCKED AT SUCKING.
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259. I PLAYED
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260. HEY, JUST FORGET IT, ADAM.
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261. LEAVE THE HEAVY LIFTING
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262. JUST FORGET IT
ABOUT IT, ADAM.
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263. IT'S ALEX.
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264. GO.
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265. BLUE 16.
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266. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING
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267. HUT.
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268. THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
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269. WELL, LOOK WHO
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270. YEAH!
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271. CONGRATULATIONS,
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272. YOU MADE IT
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273. I JUST WANT
TO GO ON RECORD AS SAYING
THIS HAZING WAS BULLSHIT.
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274. I DIDN'T TOUCH ONE BOOB.
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275. WELL, NOW'S
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276. FOR YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE
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277. ALL FRESHMEN MUST...
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278. SLEEP WITH THE MASCOT.
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279. YEAH! YES!
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280. WHAT?
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281. I CAN'T SLEEP
WITH THE MASCOT.
HE'S MY BROTHER.
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282. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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283. WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
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284. MAYBE NEXT TIME
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285. BEFORE YOU SHOW UP
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286. OH YEAH?
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287. WELL, YOU—
YOU HAVE SAD TITS, KATE.
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288. NOT YOURS, KARA.
I KIND OF LIKE YOURS.
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289. HEY COACH, I'D LIKE
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290. BUT THIS PROBLEM SOLVER
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291. IS NOT WORKING OUT
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292. RADON, AT THE BEGINNING
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293. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE
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294. AND NOW
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295. OH, FORGET THIS, MAN.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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296. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO, RADON?
YOU GONNA PLAY ANOTHER YEAR
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297. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FOR ME,
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298. OTHERWISE I'M GONNA
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299. TO THAT DETROIT SHITHOLE
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300. ARE WE CLEAR?
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301. - [ door opens, closes ]
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302. LOOK, I WAS JUST
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303. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
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304. EVER SINCE I RECRUITED HIM.
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305. - IT'S YOU, MORAN.
- HUH?
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306. EWW.
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307. WHAT HAPPENED
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308. SHE'S JUST PISSED
BECAUSE THEY WANT US
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309. WHO WANTED YOU
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310. RADON WANTS
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311. HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE
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312. WITHOUT ME.
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313. LET'S GO.
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314. WHAT DO THEY HAVE
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315. DO YOU REMEMBER
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316. "ONLY LOSERS PUKE"?
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317. NO, HE SAID,
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318. I THOUGHT IT WAS
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321. HEY, LOOK,
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322. BUT LET ME TALK
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323. NO MORE DANIELS.
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324. ADAM MORAN,
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325. I CHALLENGE YOU
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326. UH...
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327. AWESOME.
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328. CAN WE HELP YOU?
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329. YEAH, I NEED TO BE
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330. WELL, THAT IS
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331. BUT LIKE WE TOLD YOU,
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332. YOU HAVE TO SLEEP
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333. SO TURN AROUND AND
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334. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
FORGET THEM, MARY JO.
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335. LET'S JUST
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336. - Guy: OH YUCK.
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337. Ds, YOU BITCH.
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338. THE RULES ARE SIMPLE—
WE EACH TAKE 10 STEPS,
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339. WHOEVER DOESN'T
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340. - WHAT?
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341. BUT DANIELS IS JUST MESSING
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342. HE'S TRYING
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343. YOU CAN START.
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344. OH, COME ON.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
HERE TO PROTECT ME.
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345. I WAS,
BUT THIS IS PERFECT.
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346. WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
WHO'S GONNA BRING ME
MY TITLE?
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347. - MY GOD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
- WE AIM FOR THE LEGS.
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348. ANYTHING ABOVE THE LEGS
IS A FOUL.
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349. - READY?
- NO NO!
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350. - ONE, TWO, THREE...
- I'M NOT. I'M NOT DOING—
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351. FOUR, FIVE,
SIX, SEVEN...
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352. COME ON, MAN,
I'LL GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.
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353. - ... NINE, 10.
- NO NO NO NO, OKAY?
NO, ALL RIGHT?
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354. HEY, DON'T SHOOT.
ALL RIGHT? NO NO.
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355. HEY, EVERYTHING YOU SAID
THE OTHER NIGHT WAS TRUE,
ALL RIGHT?
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356. YOU GOT ME.
I'M AFRAID.
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357. YOU WERE ABOUT TO LET ME
GET HIT BY THAT CAR.
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358. I TRUSTED YOU.
YOU WERE MY BACKUP.
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359. - HE'S GOT A POINT, MORAN.
- LOOK, I AM STILL YOUR BACKUP.
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360. ALL RIGHT?
IF WE STICK TOGETHER,
WE CAN RUN THIS SCHOOL.
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361. BUT NOBODY'S
RUNNING ANYTHING
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362. IF ONE OF US GETS
FRIGGING SHOT.
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363. OH MAN,
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364. SOMEBODY SHOOT SOMEBODY.
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365. I'M NOT LEAVING
TILL SOMEBODY'S HURT.
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366. GIVE ME A BREAK.
LIKE YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA BANG YOUR BROTHER.
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367. THEY WON'T DO IT.
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368. HOW'S THIS
FOR EARNING MY UNIFORM?
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369. OH!
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370. OH MY GOD.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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371. RIGHT OR WRONG,
THAT'S DEDICATION.
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372. STOP. STOP.
YOU'RE IN.
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373. YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER.
WE BELIEVE YOU.
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374. - Both: YEAH, WE DID IT!
- YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.
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375. THAT'S EMBARRASSING.
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376. LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST HERE
TO MAKE MY MARK,
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377. LET EVERYBODY
IN THIS SCHOOL KNOW
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378. THAT I'M THE SHIT
AND THEY'RE ABOUT
TO SMELL IT.
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379. YEAH YEAH.
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380. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
MY FRIEND.
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381. TRUST ME ON THAT ONE.
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382. ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GOOD.
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383. ALL RIGHT.
COOL.
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384. AHH! SHIT.
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385. - YOU SHOT ME!
- HEY, JUST IN CASE, MAN.
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386. IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH THOUGH.
I'M A GOOD SHOT.
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387. - COME ON.
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388. YEAH.
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389. RULE NUMBER ONE
IN A DUEL—
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390. ALWAYS BRING
YOUR OWN GUN.
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391. LOOK AT THAT SHIT, MAN.
I'M HELPING YOU OUT ALREADY.
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392. THANKS.
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393. I'VE GOT TO HAND IT
TO THE GUY.
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394. HE KNOWS WHAT IT TAKES
TO WIN.
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395. HELLO, 911?
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396. I WOULD LIKE
TO REPORT A SHOOTING
AT BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE.
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397. WE NEED AN AMBULANCE.
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398. THE SHOOTER?
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399. OH NO,
HE FLED THE SCENE.
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400. YES, MA'AM,
I CAN DESCRIBE HIM.
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401. HE WAS AN UNIDENTIFIED
BLACK MALE.
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