Blue Mountain State 2x1

Directed by Lev L. Spiro

Kwasi Songui as Coach Jon Jon • Rob Ramsay as Donnie • James Cade as Harmon • Meghan Heffern as Kate • Bill Parcells as Himself

In response to last season's dismal outcome, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on an increasingly dangerous adventure. Meanwhile, Sammy's sister, Mary Jo, arrives at BMS and joins the cheerleading squad after some hazing.

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1. WIN!

2. WIN!

3. WIN!

4. WIN!

5. ARE WE DOING, HARMON?

6. WIN!

7. FOR YOU, MORAN?

8. THE HEAT? YEAH YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.

9. - REALLY? - WIN!

10. HEY, WHAT DO YOU TO THIS TEAM, HUH?

11. - MY VALUE? YOU HAVE NO VALUE.

12. YOU'RE NOTHING. YOU'RE AN UNMOTIVATED PUSSY.

13. OKAY, JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT, COACH.

14. SHUT UP. I'VE GOT 20 BOOSTERS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.

15. I'VE GOT A DEFENSE THAN YOUR MOTHER,

16. AT GEORGIA.

17. I DON'T NEED YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW!

18. GEORGIA TECH.

19. YOU KNOW, YOUR HEAD WAS

20. AFTER LAST YEAR'S BOWL LOSS IN LOUISIANA.

21. OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT, DID YOU?

22. WELL, I'VE FOUND A USE FOR YOU THIS YEAR.

23. A NEW QUARTERBACK.

24. YEAH, I HEARD ABOUT THAT.

25. THIS YEAR YOU'RE GONNA

26. HE'S HAPPY.

27. AS LONG AS HE'S HAPPY AND PRODUCTIVE,

28. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A SPOT ON THIS TEAM.

29. UH, WHEN CAN I MEET HIM?

30. WIN!

31. SHOW TIME, BABY.

32. WHAT'S UP, COACH?

33. QUARTERBACK, MORAN.

34. - NICE. - Man #2: CHECK IT OUT.

35. - WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY? - I HAVE NO IDEA, MAN.

36. AND WHY DOESN'T COACH THONGS TO PRACTICE?

37. - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?

38. YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.

39. 'CAUSE WHEN I GET LOCKED IN,

40. OOH, I'M, LIKE, UNSTOPPABLE.

41. I'M LIKE A COMET, AN ENIGMA. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

42. I THINK I DO.

43. I HATE HIM.

44. YOU'RE OUR QUARTERBACK, BROBEANS, NOT HIM.

45. YEAH, BUT DESPERATE TIMES, I GUESS.

46. HE'S ALL RIGHT.

47. HE SAYS HE'S NEVER BEEN INJURED,

48. WHICH IS GREAT FOR ME.

49. BEFORE I GO PRO.

50. THIS SCHOOL A CHAMPION.

51. WE CAN'T TRUST HIM.

52. PLUS, YOU DON'T STARTING OVER YOU.

53. YES I DO. THAD, YES I DO. HEY.

54. EVERY TIME, SO—

55. HEY, BAYWATCH, WHY DON'T YOU

56. AND PUT SOME REAL CLOTHES ON?

57. THESE ARE CLOTHES, LURCH.

58. ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING—

59. I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

60. "THE ADDAMS FAMILY." - HARMON, HARMON.

61. I'M SORRY. ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

62. I'M YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN.

63. MY TEAM DON'T HAVE A CAPTAIN ACTUALLY.

64. REALLY? WELL,

65. - TAKE A LAP. - YOU TAKE A LAP.

66. YOU TAKE A LAP, OR TWO!

67. IF I TAKE TWO LAPS, RUN ALL THE WAY HOME.

68. - MAYBE YOU SHOULD. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA. - NO NO NO.

69. - FINE. PEACE OUT, HOMIE. - THAD, THAD, THAD.

70. PEACE OUT YOU TOO, HOMIE.

71. - WHOA WHOA WHOA. - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, RADON?

72. MAN, I'M OUT. I QUIT THIS DUMB SCHOOL.

73. NO NO, NOBODY'S QUITTING. IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. THAD'S AN IDIOT.

74. MAN, THIS DUDE'S TRYING TO TELL ME I AIN'T DRESSED.

75. ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH.

76. - RADON, LOOK AT ME. - LOOK AT HIM.

77. WHENEVER YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU JUST GO SEE MORAN HERE,

78. BECAUSE HE'S YOUR PROBLEM SOLVER.

79. I GET A PROBLEM SOLVER?

80. YES.

81. WHAT'S SIX TIMES SIX?

82. 36.

83. THIS GUY'S GOOD. I'M BACK IN, COACH. THANKS.

84. YOU PLAY AGAIN?

85. 'CAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING ON YOU.

86. OH, ALL OVER THE PLACE— ST. JOHN'S, ST. PETER'S,

87. ST. MATTHEW'S, ST. LUKE'S, ST. PATRICK'S.

88. TO HIGH SCHOOL,

89. ST. JEAN'S, DEVOTION PREP, RIKERS, NOW I'M HERE.

90. WAIT WAIT, RIKERS? LIKE THE PRISON?

91. OH YEAH YEAH.

92. FOR YOU.

93. SAMMY, THIS IS RADON. RADON, THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND SAMMY.

94. WHAT UP, THO'?

95. ONE, TWO, THREE. SURPRISE!

96. WHAT'S UP, ALEX?

97. HOLY SHIT.

98. MARY JO.

99. - IT'S MY SISTER. - I KNOW.

100. - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

101. IT'S A NEW DAY, ALEX. BE A CHEERLEADER.

102. - Radon: OH, THAT'S WHAT'S UP. - THAT'S— THAT'S—

103. - SHE'S DRINKING— DRINKING. - OKAY OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

104. SAMMY, IF I WANTED A DRUNK TELLING ME NOT TO DRINK,

105. I'D STILL BE LIVING WITH DAD.

106. FAIR ENOUGH.

107. - I'VE CHANGED, ALEX. - YEAH?

108. NOT HAVE BOOBS,

109. - AND NOW I HAVE THEM. - OH MY.

110. AND THE WORLD'S YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE.

111. OH NO, I THINK I CAN IMAGINE PRETTY WELL.

112. ME, YOU, SAMMY

113. TOGETHER.

114. STAYING IN HOTELS, GOING TO BARS AND DRINKING,

115. GOING TO PARTIES,

116. TO THE HOTELS AND PARTYING. - PART— I LIKE PARTYING.

117. TO TALK ABOUT. - YEAH.

118. - WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS. - ME AND MARY JO DID.

119. - WHO IS THIS? - GIRLS,

120. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET YOUR NEW CHEERLEADER MARY JO.

121. OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM.

122. SHE'S NOT A CHEERLEADER UNLESS WE SAY SHE'S A CHEERLEADER.

123. THE OTHER FRESHMEN.

124. - OKAY. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

125. SHE'S MY SISTER. SHE DESERVES A LITTLE RESPECT.

126. - OH! - UM, RESPECT,

127. LIKE THIS UNIFORM, IS EARNED.

128. REAL COOL SLUTS.

129. - LET'S GO, LADIES. - YEAH!

130. FRESHMAN HELL WEEK.

131. THE UPPERCLASSMEN'S BOOBS

132. THEIR CUP SIZE.

133. IF YOU'RE WRONG, WE SPANK YOU.

134. YO, SO THIS IS FREE?

135. LIKE, WE CAN JUST AND WE DON'T OWE NO MONEY?

136. NO. WELCOME TO COLLEGE, BUDDY.

137. - C. - CORRECT.

138. OKAY OKAY. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

139. IF SHE'S GETTING HAZED, I'M GETTING HAZED TOO.

140. BUT YOU'RE NOT A FRESHMAN.

141. NO NO, MARY JO AND I COME AS A TEAM.

142. DON'T COMPLETE THE HAZING,

143. YOU'LL NO LONGER BE OUR MASCOT?

144. YEAH, I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT, KATE.

145. GIRLS GUESS BOOB SIZE.

146. - AHH! - GUYS GUESS DICK LENGTH.

147. - SERIOUSLY? - MM-HMM.

148. AW, YEAH.

149. HARD OR SOFT?

150. WHAT?

151. WHAT?

152. I DON'T HAVE $500. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

153. HEY LOOK, IT'S RADON. LET ME GET IT.

154. LET ME JUST GET IT. IT'S RADON.

155. LET ME JUST GET IT, OKAY? IS THAT OKAY?

156. - HEY, RADON. - Yo, did Yuri find you?

157. Don't listen to him, man. We don't owe him shit.

158. HE'S WALKING OUT OF MY ROOM WITH MY TV AS WE SPEAK.

159. Yo, listen, I need you at my place now.

160. There are some serious problems that need solving, man.

161. Hurry up.

162. RADON?

163. - OH MY GOD.

164. - GET ME OUT OF HERE. - HOLY SHIT.

165. WHAT BUTTON DO I PRESS? I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUTTON TO PRESS.

166. - THERE'S SO MANY BUTTONS. - PRESS SOMETHING.

167. - OH SHIT SHIT SHIT.

168. OH GOD.

169. OH THANK GOD. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

170. WHOO!

171. HOLY SHIT, THAT SUCKED.

172. YEAH, BUT YOU GOT BAKED OUT OF YOUR MIND THOUGH, RIGHT?

173. WHAT IS THIS THING? DO YOU SLEEP IN THIS THING?

174. HEY MAN, I SLEEP IN THERE, PARTY IN THERE.

175. IN THERE, BABY.

176. IT'S MY HYPERBOLIC CHAMBER, MAN.

177. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

178. AND YOUR D.N.A. AND SHIT.

179. - T.O. GOT ONE, MAN. - OH.

180. HEY, BUT LISTEN, I'M GONNA NEED YOU

181. PROBLEM FOR ME.

182. YEAH, I'MA NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS CONDOM OFF ME.

183. MY SKIN DON'T REACT WELL TO LATEX.

184. AND, YOU KNOW, OF THE THROWING HAND.

185. OKAY.

186. MOTION MOTION!

187. BLUE 18.

188. BLUE 18.

189. SET, HUT HUT.

190. IT'S A RUN. IT'S A RUN.

191. YEAH YEAH YEAH!

192. YES! YES!

193. THAT'S MY Q.B.!

194. OFF THAT GUY'S SCHLONG

195. TO THIS TEAM, MORON.

196. SECOND TEAM.

197. HEY MAN, MAKE ME LOOK GOOD, ALL RIGHT?

198. PROBLEM SOLVER.

199. BLUE 18. BLUE 18.

200. SET.

201. MORAN, YOU HAD A MAN WIDE OPEN DOWNFIELD.

202. WHAT, ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND?

203. HEY, NICE DUMP-OFF, DUMPY.

204. YEAH YEAH, SUCK, MORON.

205. TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD. - I DID?

206. WHEN DID I DO THAT?

207. OH, YEAH YEAH, THAT REALLY HAPPENED I BET.

208. HEY, STOP TOUCHING ME, MAN.

209. OKAY, GIRLS, READY?

210. LICK, DRINK, SUCK!

211. GO!

212. CACCIATORE!

213. - UGH. - YOU, TURN YOUR POM-POMS IN.

214. EVERYONE ELSE,

215. WITH A FOOTBALL PLAYER.

216. THAT'S A LOT OF HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH.

217. TO MAKE. - OH?

218. I DIDN'T JUST COME HERE TO DRINK.

219. AND TO SEE YOU.

220. YOU LIKE ME, ALEX.

221. THAT'S— THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

222. BUT YOU'RE SAMMY'S SISTER.

223. HALF-SISTER. AND BESIDES HE WOULDN'T CARE.

224. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S ENOUGH.

225. MAN, IT IS TOUGH WHO'LL KISS ME.

226. ABSOLUTELY NOT, NO. WHY?

227. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ANYWAY?

228. WHEN I'M TOUCHING BOOBS.

229. - SO HERE WE GO. READY? - NO.

230. - Thad: RADON! RADON! - SOMEBODY'S CALLING RADON OUT HERE.

231. YO, WHAT UP, THO'?

232. IT'S YOUR BOY RADON RANDELL, BABY,

233. A.K.A. THE UNIDENTIFIED BLACK MALE,

234. COMING AT YOU LIVE, BABY, FROM B.M.S.

235. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET IT STARTED.

236. HEY YO, I'M GONNA NEED ALL Y'ALL

237. TO GET UP OUT OF MY SHOT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

238. OW!

239. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

240. I'M DRINKING AND I'M ABOUT TO JUMP OVER THIS CADDY.

241. GET OUT OF THE WAY, MORAN. HE'S A GIFTED ATHLETE.

242. OH YEAH, THIS ABOUT TO BE ALL OVER THE INTERWEB, BABY.

243. - THE WHAT? - DRIVE AT ME!

244. COME ON, BABY. DRIVE AT ME!

245. ALL RIGHT, FINE. KILL YOURSELF. I'LL START.

246. I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE.

247. HEY. WAIT A MINUTE.

248. JUST SAY TO ME?

249. I'M STARTING,

250. 'CAUSE IT'S EASIER THAN BABYSITTING YOUR ASS.

251. YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO START A CONVERSATION.

252. LIKE YOU BEFORE, ADAM.

253. YOU'RE SCARED OF THE SPOTLIGHT.

254. BULLSHIT.

255. LAST YEAR AND YOU SUCKED.

256. YOU SUCKED AT SUCKING. YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK GOOD.

257. BECAUSE OF YOU.

258. HEY, JUST FORGET IT, ADAM.

259. TO THE BIG BOYS, MAN.

260. ABOUT IT, ADAM.

261. IT'S ALEX.

262. GO.

263. BLUE 16.

264. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY, MORON.

265. HUT.

266. THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

267. WELL, LOOK WHO SHOWED UP TODAY.

268. YEAH!

269. CONGRATULATIONS, FRESHMEN.

270. THROUGH HELL WEEK.

271. THIS HAZING WAS BULLSHIT.

272. I DIDN'T TOUCH ONE BOOB.

273. WELL, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, SAMMY.

274. BEFORE EARNING THE UNIFORMS,

275. ALL FRESHMEN MUST...

276. SLEEP WITH THE MASCOT.

277. YEAH! YES!

278. WHAT? COME ON.

279. I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE MASCOT. HE'S MY BROTHER.

280. OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

281. WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.

282. YOU'LL THINK TWICE

283. THE TEAM UNIFORM.

284. OH YEAH?

285. WELL, YOU— YOU HAVE SAD TITS, KATE.

286. NOT YOURS, KARA. I KIND OF LIKE YOURS.

287. HEY COACH, I'D LIKE THE TIME TO MEET WITH ME TODAY,

288. AND I'MA NEED ANOTHER ONE.

289. RADON, AT THE BEGINNING

290. MY STARTING QUARTERBACK.

291. AND NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.

292. OH, FORGET THIS, MAN. I'M OUT OF HERE. I DON'T GOTTA PUT UP WITH THIS.

293. WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO, RADON? AT RIKERS?

294. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FOR ME, YOU GOTTA EARN IT.

295. OTHERWISE I'M GONNA

296. I PULLED YOU OUT OF.

297. ARE WE CLEAR?

298. - UH, COACH,

299. LOOK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP. I'M NOT A STARTER.

300. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET

301. EVER SINCE I RECRUITED HIM. AND NOW I HAVE IT.

302. - IT'S YOU, MORAN. - HUH?

303. EWW.

304. TO YOU TWO?

305. SHE'S JUST PISSED TO BANG EACH OTHER.

306. TO BANG EACH OTHER?

307. TO SEE YOU.

308. HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

309. WITHOUT ME.

310. LET'S GO.

311. THAT WE DON'T HAVE?

312. WHAT DAD USED TO SAY?

313. "ONLY LOSERS PUKE"?

314. NO, HE SAID, "IF YOU WANT MUFF, YOU TAKE MUFF."

315. INAPPROPRIATE THEN,

316. BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND.

317. DOING?

318. HEY, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY, ALL RIGHT?

319. WE'LL SQUARE THIS—

320. NO MORE DANIELS. THIS Q.B. CONTROVERSY IS BETWEEN ME AND YOU ONLY.

321. ADAM MORAN,

322. TO A DUEL.

323. UH...

324. AWESOME.

325. CAN WE HELP YOU?

326. YEAH, I NEED TO BE A CHEERLEADER.

327. WELL, THAT IS WONDERFUL,

328. BUT LIKE WE TOLD YOU, OUR SQUAD,

329. WITH THE MASCOT.

330. RUN HOME, LITTLE GIRL.

331. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. FORGET THEM, MARY JO.

332. LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

333. - Guy: OH YUCK.

334. Ds, YOU BITCH.

335. WE EACH TAKE 10 STEPS, TURN AND SHOOT.

336. WHOEVER DOESN'T GET SHOT IS Q.B.1.

337. - WHAT? - YES! DUEL TO THE DEATH!

338. WITH YOU, ALL RIGHT?

339. HE'S TRYING TO PROVE A POINT.

340. YOU CAN START. I DON'T CARE—

341. OH, COME ON. HERE TO PROTECT ME.

342. I WAS, BUT THIS IS PERFECT.

343. WHO'S IT GONNA BE? WHO'S GONNA BRING ME MY TITLE?

344. - MY GOD, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - WE AIM FOR THE LEGS.

345. IS A FOUL.

346. - READY? - NO NO!

347. - ONE, TWO, THREE... - I'M NOT. I'M NOT DOING—

348. FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN...

349. COME ON, MAN, I'LL GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL.

350. - ... NINE, 10. - NO NO NO NO, OKAY? NO, ALL RIGHT?

351. HEY, DON'T SHOOT. ALL RIGHT? NO NO.

352. HEY, EVERYTHING YOU SAID THE OTHER NIGHT WAS TRUE, ALL RIGHT?

353. YOU GOT ME. I'M AFRAID.

354. GET HIT BY THAT CAR.

355. I TRUSTED YOU. YOU WERE MY BACKUP.

356. - HE'S GOT A POINT, MORAN. - LOOK, I AM STILL YOUR BACKUP.

357. ALL RIGHT? IF WE STICK TOGETHER, WE CAN RUN THIS SCHOOL.

358. BUT NOBODY'S

359. FRIGGING SHOT.

360. OH MAN,

361. SOMEBODY SHOOT SOMEBODY.

362. I'M NOT LEAVING TILL SOMEBODY'S HURT.

363. GIVE ME A BREAK. LIKE YOU'RE REALLY GONNA BANG YOUR BROTHER.

364. THEY WON'T DO IT.

365. HOW'S THIS FOR EARNING MY UNIFORM?

366. OH!

367. OH MY GOD. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

368. RIGHT OR WRONG, THAT'S DEDICATION.

369. STOP. STOP. YOU'RE IN.

370. YOU'RE A CHEERLEADER. WE BELIEVE YOU.

371. - Both: YEAH, WE DID IT! - YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

372. THAT'S EMBARRASSING.

373. LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST HERE TO MAKE MY MARK,

374. THAT I'M THE SHIT AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO SMELL IT.

375. YEAH YEAH.

376. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, MY FRIEND.

377. TRUST ME ON THAT ONE.

378. ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOOD.

379. ALL RIGHT. COOL.

380. AHH! SHIT.

381. - YOU SHOT ME! - HEY, JUST IN CASE, MAN.

382. IT'S ONLY A SCRATCH THOUGH. I'M A GOOD SHOT.

383. - COME ON.

384. YEAH.

385. YOUR OWN GUN.

386. LOOK AT THAT SHIT, MAN. I'M HELPING YOU OUT ALREADY.

387. THANKS.

388. I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO THE GUY.

389. TO WIN.

390. HELLO, 911?

391. AT BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE.

392. WE NEED AN AMBULANCE.

393. THE SHOOTER?

394. OH NO, HE FLED THE SCENE.

395. YES, MA'AM, I CAN DESCRIBE HIM.

396. BLACK MALE.