Blark and Son 2x7

Directed by

Justin Roiland as Junior (voice) • Adam Aseraf as Zeke (voice) • Ben Bayouth as Mr. Pockets (voice) • Ben Bayouth as Mr. Pockets (voice)

Son is torn between childhood and adulthood when his old imaginary friend Mr. Pockets returns.

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1. - Well, you think smoking hot babes,

2. dig a dude with a kids room?

3. Hell no.

4. - Aha!

5. So tonight,

6. during our Epic guys night,

7. you, me, and Zeke are gonna become men.

8. And it all starts by turning this little boy's room

9. into a man cave.

10. - Oh.

11. - And nothing says man cave like a sexy ass cartoon girl

12. that skews our perception of how real women look.

13. - Mmh, hmm, yeah.

14. And look at that ass.

15. - Damn!

16. Jr., You have been extra spicy lately.

17. You aight?

18. - Hmm. Grandma and Stacy under one roof.

19. Hmm. They're bulls, man.

20. Wow.

21. And I'm the goddamn rodeo clown,

22. I'm getting racked up.

23. - Whats up (beep) heads.

24. - Hey. - Hey.

25. - Dudes, I found some crazy porn on the dark web

26. or as it's called in my country,

27. the regular internet.

28. - Oh, do you guys feel that?

29. An F5 bro-NATO is about to touch down.

30. Poppa Black is out for the night

31. laser tagging with Fledge,

32. Zeke came in clutch with the dark web porn,

33. and June man nabbed daddy Swanson's box wine.

34. - Hmm. Hell yeah.

35. I need this.

36. - When I come back,

37. I want to get a sunburn

38. from all radiating heat off the y'all's

39. big penis energy.

40. Son out.

41. Mr. Pockets?

42. - Well, hello there, Son.

43. I remember you.

44. I missed you.

45. - Why, I sure do hope so.

46. You and I were closer than a sock and a shoe.

47. Sweet heavenly biscuits!

48. How you've grown.

49. I missed you

50. more than a dried up sunflower misses a rainy day.

51. (rock music) - Son, you coming?

52. It's time to crank that waist snake. (growls) Oh.

53. - Son? - Not now, dad.

54. - Hey, Son.

55. - Get out.

56. - I love you, Son.

57. - Mr. Pockets, I really want to hang with you,

58. but you kinda caught me in a weird time.

59. - Huh?

60. - Just wait here for like one second

61. and I will be right back.

62. - Huh?

63. - Hmm.

64. - Dang! Junior, you are pushing the manometer to 11.

65. - Hmm. I'm the coolest man on the block

66. you (beep) sucking (beep) shepherds.

67. - (laughs) You look like cool guy

68. who stands at my country border

69. to make us look fun from outside me.

70. - Ooh.

71. - Oh, shit me!

72. This file is 752 gigs of pure crush porn mayhem.

73. - Crash porn?

74. Is that, like, people kissing really hard?

75. - Yeah, it's a dark web BCLC disaster pornography, son.

76. Usually, starts with dude

77. who wants to exotic animals,

78. but then, bad accident happen,

79. and everyone,

80. and I mean everyone,

81. - Oh hell yeah, Zeke.

82. - Huh?

83. That sounds, like, so dope. (rock music)

84. - Mm-hmm.

85. - That is definitely exactly what I had in mind.

86. Hey, I forgot my jack off stuff in my room,

87. so I'm going to be right back with my jack off stuff.

88. Okay. I've only got a few minutes.

89. - Huh?

90. - I was thinking we could either play up hunted dogs

91. or paper farmers (Mr. Pockets laughs)

92. since I don't have Sheriff Jeffery's badge anymore.

93. - Well, the sky ain't blue

94. if that badge ain't around here somewhere.

95. - (Gasps) What?

96. - Now, Sheriff, and them dang Gopher brothers

97. done found the town's gold stash.

98. - Them Gophers gon' be sorry

99. they messed with Sheriff Jeffreys.

100. - Oh, Son, I almost forgot.

101. how hanging with you makes me happier

102. than a hound dog gnawing on a bone.

103. - You want to know what makes me happier

104. than a hound dog gnawing on a bone?

105. - Uh-huh.

106. - (Gasps) Our song. (gentle music)

107. - Hmm.

108. - (yells) Jacking your cock in here?

109. Save your juice, dude.

110. The crash porn is ready.

111. You (beep)

112. - What's a (beep)

113. - Damn!

114. I mean, darn it.

115. I'll be back in a bit.

116. Why don't you draw a picture of Mr. Hoe's nose

117. while I'm gone.

118. I would love to see him again.

119. - Oh, but I thought we could—

120. - Then, Sarge showed father crash porn,

121. and next day, I was born.

122. Mother wasn't even pregnant.

123. - (beep) yeah! Zeke, you outta your (beep)

124. - Man, I am so pumped.

125. Ooh. I have a great idea.

126. Why don't we fast forward to the best part,

127. when the guys weener sneezes.

128. - Wow. Son, is this your robot bunny?

129. - Okay. Dudes, you want to watch action in "Sex Aquarium"

130. or "(beep) Time Badger Earthquake"?

131. - "(beep) Time Badger Earthquake"?

132. - I don't care which one we watch.

133. - Y'all gonna gander that?

134. - No, I'm not Mr. Pockets.

135. - Mr. Pockets?

136. Was that your (beep) name?

137. I call mine Todd.

138. - Son, what is happening here?

139. - Get ready for "Aquarium (beep) Time".

140. - No, not yet, Zeke.

141. - What is this?

142. - What's the hold up?

143. Stop acting weird.

144. - Everyone, shut up.

145. - Well (beep) you too, buddy.

146. - I'm sorry.

147. That wasn't... (growls)

148. maybe, guys, that was a bad idea.

149. - Get it while you can you pickle tugging (beep) farmer.

150. - You did the right thing, son.

151. Your buddies are pushing you

152. to be someone you ain't.

153. Think about what makes you happy.

154. Think about who makes you happy.

155. - You're right.

156. You make me happy.

157. - Now, drag that dang poster off your wall,

158. and let's get back to how things used to be.

159. See, this is how it's supposed to be, Son.

160. Oh, you were lost,

161. but I found you again,

162. and I'll always be here.

163. See, you don't have to worry about other friends or girls.

164. We can just be together forever.

165. - No.

166. - Whatcha mean, "No"?

167. - Mr. Pockets,

168. I love you,

169. but I have to grow up.

170. - Well, you don't have to grow up, Son.

171. We could just grow together.

172. It'll be—

173. - I'm sorry, Pockets.

174. It's just this isn't going to work.

175. - (sighs) I guess I was dizzy in my head

176. to think things could be like they were.

177. I can't go on living without you, Son.

178. I was lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

179. (sniffs) Son, I'm going to need you to use your imagination

180. for me one last time

181. - What do you mean?

182. What? No!

183. Pockets, I can't do this.

184. - Son, it's the only way.

185. Please, you have to live your life.

186. Gosh, darn it.

187. I can't keep holding you back.

188. I love you too dang much.

189. It's okay, son.

190. I'm ready.

191. - This is what I wanted, right?

192. This is exactly what I wanted.