Blark and Son 2x4

Directed by

Justin Roiland as Junior (voice) • Jim Rash as Stacey (voice) • Ben Bayouth as Blark (voice)

After Blark sees Stacey and Junior arguing, he suggests a son swap.

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1. - Nothing goes with dish duty

2. better than my favorite TV show.

3. Swanson and Son!

4. Uh oh, this isn't the lighthearted comic joust

5. I've come to love.

6. Everyone loves a kooky neighbor cameo.

7. Time to shake up the plot.

8. Son, you booked the part!

9. - What part?

10. The virgin piglet who gets out-manned by his chimp brother

11. and then butt his date with Regina?

12. - Yes! You're the supporting actor in a crossover episode

13. of Stacey's TV show of a life.

14. I saw him and Junior kerfuffling,

15. and it's our sole responsibility

16. to murder their family problems

17. with a good old fashioned son swap.

18. - A son swap? If we're switching bodies,

19. I am crowbarring myself in your nuts.

20. - No, no. A son swap.

21. You go to Stacey's. Junior comes here.

22. It's the exact lighthearted sitcom fun the doctor ordered.

23. To, you know, cure Stacey's dark depression,

24. and fix whatever it is Junior has.

25. Security! Escort Blark from the premises.

26. He passed his word limit.

27. - Son swap!

28. - Okay Dad, stop it.

29. Dad, I'm serious. Stop!

30. Stop!

31. No! fine! fine!

32. I'll do your stupid son swap.

33. - I'm thrilled you've accepted the role.

34. Call time is in 30 minutes. Brava!

35. - Son!

36. - Not now, Dad.

37. - Son. - Get out!

38. - I love you, son!

39. - Listen up Stacey, tonight is nothing more

40. than a cold, meaningless obligation.

41. No talking, no trying to connect,

42. and no smiles.

43. - No talking, no problem.

44. Junior hasn't spoken to me or anyone in a week,

45. besides I plan to use this time to piece together

46. my last bookie torched in your fire cult.

47. So yeah, no talking. Sounds delightful.

48. - Whoa. They made a book out of the

49. Wizards of Wall Street movie?

50. - It started as three novels.

51. The movie doesn't even mention the love affair

52. between Narda the Great

53. and Tarley the Destroyer of Dividends.

54. - Oh, Narda is my number one fantasy crush.

55. Me loves her triple titties.

56. Do tell more.

57. - Well, Narda and Tarley fall in love

58. after selling magical mutual funds together,

59. and then, after the Recession of Rivermoor,

60. they end their romance

61. and struggle to maintain a cordial friendship.

62. - Whoa. That's pretty sad.

63. Kinda sounds like me and Regina.

64. - I saw how your date ended the other night.

65. That- that was rough.

66. You want to talk about it?

67. - Junior! Let's jump right into

68. the fun and games of this episode.

69. You can take anything you want from Son's room

70. home with you.

71. All I ask is you claim whatever you're taking

72. by marking it with your piss.

73. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

74. You sound like a cave boy, Junior.

75. We're going to alienate our audience

76. if you don't use your words.

77. - So, yeah. She broke up with me and now she hates me.

78. I don't even have to guts to talk to her about it.

79. You know, Son, you weren't wrong.

80. You and Regina are like Narda and Tarley,

81. and if you look at your date night

82. as the Battle of the Bonds-

83. - I'm like Tarley

84. who unleashed eldermoor stimulus checks too early.

85. - Money-gazam!

86. I gotta say, the emotional power struggle between you two,

87. it's- it's poetic.

88. - Oh, you know, just write that for your next book.

89. It's classic.

90. - Holy

91. - baby!

92. You are a genius, Son.

93. Hey, shh. I've never told anyone this,

94. but I never wanted to be a how-to writer.

95. I was born to write fantasy!

96. 'cause I am alive!

97. - You know, at first I thought this son swap thing

98. was really stupid, but it's actually kind of nice

99. to talk about all this Regina stuff.

100. For what it's worth, I think you're a pretty awesome dad.

101. I mean dude.

102. - Uh. You know what? If we're going to write this book,

103. then we are gonna do it the right way.

104. Yeah. The way Socrates, Hemingway,

105. and the creator of Billions on Showtime did.

106. - Is that wine?

107. - Just a glass.

108. You deserve it.

109. - Um, I'm not really comfortable

110. drinking alcohol with you, Stacey.

111. - It's not alcohol.

112. It is- it's wine.

113. - Um, no, I'm a kid.

114. - Fine! Two for me.

115. - Ooh!

116. - Hm.

117. - No! We've been in a terrible accident,

118. but we're okay.

119. Wait, are those wolves?

120. Son, mommy and daddy love you, and our legs are trapped!

121. Run while you can, son!

122. Run from the wolves while you can! Run!

123. Run!

124. - Ew, that kid is so weird.

125. Get him!

126. - Hello. I'm here to adopt a child.

127. That one will do.

128. - Ah.

129. Ah.

130. - Um, Junior. Wow.

131. Um, you can't live here.

132. - So, are we going to write some more?

133. - You think I'm a loser, don't you?

134. - You know what, I'ma go home.

135. Son Swap is over.

136. - Why, huh?

137. 'Cause neighbor Stacey offered

138. you a little great man grape juice?

139. I was letting you into the-

140. Junior! What are you wearing?

141. - Junior and I had a great time.

142. What the is going on here?

143. - Stacey tried to get me drunk.

144. - Blark, I can explain!

145. Whoa!

146. - Whoa.

147. That did not go as planned.

148. - Yeah. Stacey tried to give me alcohol.

149. - Son Swap was a bad idea.

150. Most of it wasn't even that funny.

151. - I think Stacey has some real issues.

152. - Junior is a dark soul

153. with an incredibly tortured past.

154. - Should we have helped them?

155. - Son, allow me to put your mind at ease.

156. All that crazy stuff has blown over by now.

157. Stacey and Junior are probably having a laugh

158. and resetting for their next comedic plot.

159. If there's one thing I know about sitcoms, they never end.

160. - It's so cold.