Blark and Son 2x1

Directed by

Jonathan Sanders as Chimpy (voice) • Adam Aseraf as Zeke (voice) • Ben Bayouth as Blark (voice)

Son is riding high and mighty after Blark tells him he's a man -- until his chimpanzee brother shows up.

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1. - I bet your just some little boy

2. stinking up his mom's basement.

3. - Well, this boy is a man

4. who was at your mom's place last night.

5. Came through the side door

6. and let me tell ya, her basement

7. tasted great.

8. Boo yah!

9. - Oh, damn it. (laughing)

10. - Victory!

11. - Game set and match.

12. You catch that verbal curbstomp, Zeke?

13. - You mean, did I catch you getting

14. into that guys head by telling him

15. you tasted his mother dookie shoot?

16. Yes, sir.

17. How do you do it, Son?

18. - Well, I hate to say it

19. but it all started when my dad barged into my room

20. and changed my life with five incredible words.

21. - Son, you're a man.

22. Now!

23. - That's right, Zeke, I'm a man

24. and you know how men beat little boys

25. at online video games?- Tell me please.

26. - First they avoid saying anything racist,

27. homophobic, sexist, or disparaging

28. of the less fortunate.

29. - It's a woke world.

30. - Then they say they had sex with their mom.- Son!

31. Pack your bass guitar and your board shorts,

32. we're jogging to Cancun.

33. Your papi chulo scored VIP tickets to the Aztec jamboree.

34. Winner gets to sacrifice the losing bands bass player

35. on top an ancient ruin.

36. I've always wanted to do that.

37. Again.

38. - Watch the master at work.

39. No can do, daddy-o.

40. I'm tits deep helping my boy Urinold level up.

41. - Who's Urinold, a computer guy?

42. - Nope, he's you.

43. 'Cause you're an old geezer who can lick my boys.

44. (Zeke laughing)Got him.

45. - Lick your Sons actual balls, Blark.

46. - Whoa, ever since I called you a man

47. you've been a real ass H to your pappy.

48. I might just have to dump you in the wild

49. like I did to my first son

50. when he started acting out.

51. Luckily he was a chimpanzee,

52. so abandoning him was a lot less illegal.

53. - Really, Dad, a chimp baby?

54. - Don't believe me, eh?

55. Chimpy!

56. - Hey, Son.

57. Taking wild guess here,

58. but sounds like you just found out you have chimp brother

59. your dad summoned with clay flute

60. who may or may not challenge the notion

61. that you're a man.

62. - Who's a strong strong monkey?

63. - So, I'll let you deal with that.

64. - Thanks, Zeke.

65. - Son. - Not now, Dad.

66. - Hey, Son. - Get out!

67. - I love you, Son.

68. Chimpy, you're the best.

69. - Dad!

70. As much fun as it's been

71. watching Chimpy shower the house with primate piss,

72. I think it's time to rent a monkey to the dick circus

73. so you and I can log some serious grown ass man time.

74. - Way ahead of you, son.

75. We're whittling dope stuff

76. out of spare chunks of wood

77. from our homes structural beams.

78. - What the hell is that?

79. - Your big brother paid his rent

80. by long arming us an albatross.

81. Hope you like bird bacon.

82. I'm just happy one of my sons

83. is man enough to put food on the table.

84. - Do you want some of my gummy worm?

85. - Chimpy, what a beautiful minature desk you've carved.

86. - That desk looks like Chimpy holding a giant spike

87. that's killing me.

88. - It's a miniature, mid century roll top work station, Son.

89. - Uh, Dad, that is a red flag.

90. Chimpy might be dangerous.

91. - Chimpy is family.

92. Just because one drop of his blood

93. contains more man mojo

94. than you're entire custard filled dough body

95. does not mean you can be a meanie to him.

96. Plus, now that he's back,

97. I can finally have that Gilmore Girls relationship

98. with my child.

99. Oh, Chimpy.

100. You're such a Rory.

101. - Fine, I will be in my room until I legally emancipate.

102. Chimpy, I trust I will never see you again.

103. - Well looky here.

104. My two cherub babies

105. snoozing in the warm nest of love.

106. Chimpy, wining you from that Kansas City zookeeper

107. in a game of freeze tag

108. was the best thing that ever happened to me.

109. I love you, Chimpy.

110. You're cool, too, um.

111. Shane?

112. - Stupid Dad making me life with this stupid monkey.

113. - Me no monkey.

114. - What the hell.

115. You can talk?

116. - Me can do much more than talk, boy.

117. Me Blark first son.

118. Me man.

119. You baby boy.

120. Weak, tiny.

121. - You're evil.

122. Dad!

123. - You tell Blark, you die.

124. Scared, little boy?

125. You no win this game.

126. I in your head now.

127. - So, what are you guys doing?

128. - Chimpy and I are gonna go up on the roof

129. and jump around.

130. - Cool?

131. Before you go, could you get me a soda from the garage?

132. It's dark in there and because I'm little,

133. it's scary.

134. - Anything for my soft boiled boy.

135. - Hey, monkey man.

136. I'm leaving.

137. My dad is yours.

138. - Smart move from child baby.

139. - Yeah, I'm thinking of moving to Kansas City.

140. - Kansas?

141. - Yeah.

142. Got a sexy little simian waiting for me at the zoo there.

143. - Simian?

144. - Yeah, like monkey.

145. You might know her actually.

146. This super old female with a white patch of fur

147. right above her hot chimp ass.

148. - Mama?

149. - Oh, is that your mom?

150. I didn't catch her name last time I was there.

151. Hard to hear her while she was gagging on my banana.

152. - Ba-banana?

153. Banana look like penis?

154. Banana mean Son penis?

155. - Uh huh.

156. - Banana mean penis!

157. - Dad, help!

158. I told you this (bleep) ape was crazy.

159. Where are you?

160. - This no desk.

161. - No (bleep), Sherlock.

162. - You can thank your brother

163. for catching a knock out dinner.

164. - You gotta be (bleep) kidding me.

165. Can't believe this whole thing

166. was one of your stupid lessons.

167. - Son, what better way to prove your manliness

168. than to force you to best your simian sibling

169. in a deadly game of wits?

170. - So I'm still a man, right?

171. - He did beat you.

172. So, hell no.

173. And to keep your delicate balloon body

174. from being popped into guts,

175. we're releasing my precious Chimpy

176. back into the wild.

177. Now, watch as he slowly lumbers past the tree line,

178. turns around, and gives his poppy a coy,

179. bittersweet look that says,

180. I love you, father and I forgive—

181. - Revenge!

182. - Papa loves you, too.

183. - He's gonna kill us all, isn't he?

184. - Oh, bird bacon's ready.

185. Let's nosh.

186. Come on, Shane.