Blark and Son 1x8

Directed by

Donald Faison as Fletch (voice) • Deborah Baker Jr. as Regina (voice)

Son is ready to admit to Regina that he has a crush on her, and Fletch must ensure at all costs that Blark does not ruin the moment.

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1. - And I guess what I'm trying to say is,

2. I like you Regina.

3. Like, like you, like you.

4. Dad!

5. - What's wrong son?

6. You miss the old block from which you were chipped?

7. - Absolutely not!

8. Could you go take a walk around the world?

9. A friend is coming over soon and we need to talk

10. regarding the way I feel about certain things.

11. - Like triple ply toilet paper?

12. That third ply man, really keeps your fingers

13. from poking through when you're over the hole.

14. - No, listen.

15. It makes my boys boil having spell it out

16. to you like this.

17. I invited Regina over so I can tell her, I like her.

18. - The golden panda has awoken.

19. - Golden panda has awoken.

20. That's seven days, 14 hours and 93 minutes

21. sooner than I thought it would!

22. - This is my life.

23. What the (bleep) is going on?

24. - Son there are moments in a young man's life

25. that are so important they should not be interrupted

26. even by dads.

27. Your first real scrap.

28. - Blood in, blood out.

29. - Hitting a home run.

30. - No pun intended.

31. - Hitting a home run.

32. - Pun intended.

33. - Sacrificing your first born on a hilltop.

34. - The sun God thanks yah.

35. - And when you tell a human being you yearn for them

36. in a primal, emotional, and yes, physical way.

37. - L'amour est sacre.

38. - Baguette.

39. - Wait, did I have an older sibling?

40. - Operation golden panda is a fail safe son!

41. This magnificent man-child tasked me

42. with the responsibility of devising a plan

43. to keep him from ruining your most important

44. pre-pubescent milestones.

45. Until you complete your mission of emotional bravery,

46. I promise you, your daddy will be immobilized.

47. I'll feed him, I'll bathe him,

48. I'll monitor his every move.

49. - Bathe him?

50. Why don't you just take him to a movie?

51. - You better hurry Fletch, once Regina gets here,

52. I'll become unstoppable, unmoored, uncaged.

53. Downright unreasonable.

54. - True, but I've been in your head before.

55. I know how you think.

56. I'm the only man who can contain you.

57. - Well wanna know the only problem?

58. - What's that bro?

59. - I'm already gone.

60. - He's in the walls.

61. He's in the God damn walls!

62. - Huh, sorry I'm late.

63. Gene wanted me to look at some used auto parts

64. on the way over.

65. huh, is that vanilla bean?

66. - Nothing gets past you.

67. Snittle?

68. - Maybe later, aren't you pumped to watch

69. Teenage Ghost Warrior Two?

70. I'm in the mood for something bloody.

71. Huh, it's kinda dark in here.

72. - Darkness is the perfect setting to focus

73. on TGW's quest for vengeance.

74. - Ohh Regina likey.

75. - Gee, I have something to tell you.

76. Or rather, a story to tell you.

77. - Clever Blark.

78. - After they topple the Shogun Centipede,

79. Sungi, the Forest Samari welcome Ruki the Windwalker

80. into his acorn house.

81. - Oh, I was hoping that would happen.

82. - Yeah, and then they become really good friends.

83. - Son needs me.

84. And then one night, Sungi realizes that he

85. has something important to tell Ruki.

86. That he knows might surprise her

87. - Must get inside.

88. Must be son's rock.

89. Must use real rock to become son's rock.

90. - So under the light of the harvest moon,

91. Sungi sits Ruki down.

92. Sungi leans in, caresses Ruki's cheek and whispers.

93. - Holy smokes son, I really want to hear the rest of this,

94. but first, you should look at the front door.

95. - Front door?

96. - Knock knock, knock.

97. - Zeke?

98. What the hell?

99. - I'm surprising!

100. - It's a wheel-Zeke.

101. Gene helped me put him together in the metal shop.

102. - But wh, wh, why?

103. What's going on?

104. - What's happening is,

105. we're dating! - We're dating!

106. - Dating?

107. - Hyah, we made it official yesterday.

108. Now all three of us can hang out all the time.

109. Sun was just telling me this awesome story.

110. What ended up happening with Ruki and Sungi?

111. - Oh, um.

112. Sungi fell off a ladder and broke his neck.

113. And Ruki started dating robo-ghost.

114. Then Sungi ate a poison bean in the hospital

115. and he died.

116. - Ruki started dating robo-ghost?

117. That's kinda like me and you Zeke.

118. - Yeah, just like you and Zeke.

119. - I must help my boy.

120. You're a technical genius Fletch.

121. - Come at the King, you best not miss.

122. - Son?

123. Fletcher's tranq darts are still working their

124. way through my blood stream.

125. - Dad?

126. I'm busy.

127. - Son?

128. What you tried to do today takes courage.

129. You've got brass.

130. And that counts for everything.

131. You're my baby boy, and I love you.

132. - Thanks Dad.

133. - Son, I've been thinking.

134. Maybe there's a way to remove Zeke from the picture.

135. I'm not talking full on murder.

136. - Hah, you're welcome.