Blark and Son 1x7

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Justin Roiland as Junior (voice) • Donald Faison as Fletch (voice)

When Blark spends the day catching up and roughhousing with an old friend, Son is driven into a jealous rage.

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1. - Hm, let's try this one with

2. three bum bums and four nah nahs.

3. Mm, tasty; what do you think, son?

4. - Me? (laughs)

5. I think if I hear one more bum bum or one more nah nah,

6. I'm going to bum bum a gun to my head,

7. and nah nah my brains all over the wall.

8. - Oh, I see what you're saying.

9. It should be more of a chiggy-chum wano deal.

10. Ooh, I got it!

11. - Oh, thank you, lord of doors.

12. (gasp) Well, I'll be damned.

13. - Hya! (Blark groans)

14. - Right in the chiggy-chum wanos!

15. - Be prepared to get noodle-ized!

16. Unless you're related to that homeless gypsy.

17. I begged my dad to turn the car around, I swear!

18. - Only homeless gypsy I ever knew

19. was your father when he enlisted in the army!

20. Name's Fletch-

21. - Fletcher Murphy, the yin to my yang.

22. Former squad commander turned bitter enemy,

23. turned best friend, turned oh my God, how ya doing, buddy?

24. - Wait, what?

25. Why did you kick my dad in the nuts?

26. - This prankster son of a gun foot punched my testes

27. and left me in a leech swamp!

28. I promised I'd get him back in 10 years time, and here I am!

29. - Props for the swampy nut-kickery, dad.

30. But why would you do that to your friend?

31. - Son, you know nothing about lifelong friendships.

32. In fact, Fletch and I have a lot of catching up to do.

33. You mind going to your...?

34. - No problem, have fun, guys!

35. Dude, you won't believe it, my dad has a friend over.

36. League marathon!

37. - Yayayayaya!

38. - Fletch, you're looking great, bud,

39. like a harley fresh off the line!

40. - Thank you, Blark!

41. Ain't no coincidence, though!

42. I eat right, sleep right, and keep my mind straight

43. with levitation meditation; I can float.

44. You don't look so bad yourself, buddy!

45. - I drank water last week.

46. - Last week?

47. You need to drink eight glasses a day!

48. I time mine every two hours.

49. In fact, I think I'm due for a lavation.

50. - Sergeant Murphy's infamous stopwatch.

51. - Every time you run, every time you eat,

52. every time you sleep, Murphy's watch is tickin' against ya!

53. - Come on, Fletch, you know I can snatch that from ya.

54. - Then why don't you tell me what time it is, Blark?

55. - I don't need to prove my...

56. Dammit!

57. - Aha, 10 years don't change a thing!

58. You're still Blark, the molasses man,

59. slowest soldier in the squad.

60. - Why do you keep checking the door

61. like government murder man is coming?

62. - I guess my dad not distracting me is distracting?

63. Whatever, this is dope, this is cool, this is the dream.

64. - I think although you claim you want independence,

65. you secretly crave your father's frequent interruptions.

66. - Your mom secretly craves my boys in her mouth.

67. - Tell me what time it is, Blark!

68. Sorry, Blark, I always did beat you at the mental game.

69. I'm in your head, under your skin.

70. I know how to push your buttons.

71. - And I know how to pull yours.

72. Love ya, buddy.

73. - Now why you gotta be the same

74. mother (beep) from 50 years ago?

75. - Hmm, fight me.

76. - Grown man, Blark, I'm not gonna fight you, not today.

77. Now, come give me a hug.

78. - I love me a good kitchen hug.

79. - You 'bout to let the hell horse

80. loose from the stable, boy.

81. - You're my favorite human.

82. - It's like, who is this Fletch guy?

83. Where did he come from?

84. Think he can just come in here and steal my dad?

85. No way.

86. You know what, I'm gonna go say something.

87. - They have elder dragon!

88. - Dad, we need to talk!

89. - God, I missed you.

90. I bet you still wear new socks everyday, don't you, Fletch?

91. - (cackles) You know it, best friend!

92. Smells like you still use shampoo

93. as a body wash, you lovable savage!

94. Love a good commercial.

95. - Oh man, we really have been

96. friends forever, you lovable savage!

97. - Junior?

98. - Yeah, me and this rascal go way back.

99. We even roughhouse sometimes, don't we, Junior?

100. - Oh (beep), holy (beep)!

101. Another perfect memory with me and my best friend!

102. Ugh, this really reminds me of the time

103. we wore the same hat on picture day!

104. Take it from here, bestie!

105. - I'm 100% invested.

106. Bless our ears with your tale of friendship,

107. you little reptile child!

108. - Um, picture...

109. - Uh huh, we got that part.

110. - And then...

111. - This is about to be absolutely incredible.

112. - And then...

113. - Come on, land this plane, you waste of space,

114. you (beep)ing land this plane.

115. - Oh no, oh no. (grunts)

116. And then... (retches)

117. - I guess you had to be there, huh?

118. - He looks like alfredo volcano! (laughs)

119. - Don't you have a slap fight or a nut smash to get to?

120. - Son, I'm sorry I sort of commandeered your dad.

121. - It's cool, it's cool, it's not like he's my friend,

122. or you're taking him from me; we're chilling!

123. - Your old man and I have history.

124. I see how that can intimidate you, but you're his boy.

125. That's the deepest bond there is.

126. I'll be honest, me coming here and doing a

127. smash-and-crash on your daddy's danglings

128. was really just a way for me to ease my loneliness.

129. I don't have son, or a family, for that matter.

130. Guess that's why I was hoping to stay here for a bit.

131. But I suppose one 30 minute visit every decade will suffice.

132. Good night, Son, see you when you're 23!

133. - Wait, Fletch!

134. You can stay if you want to stay.

135. - Oh, thank you, Son!

136. I promise, you won't regret it!

137. - So, this is really how he sleeps.

138. - As long as I've known him.

139. - And he's gotta stay in my closet because?

140. - You really don't understand

141. lifelong friendships, do you, Son?

142. Good night, old friend.

143. Love you, Son!

144. (burp) - Shweet.