Blark and Son 1x5

Directed by

Deborah Baker Jr. as Regina (voice)

When Son's crush visits, Blark tries his best to be the ultimate wingman.

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1. - It's called a door, Son.

2. People use 'em to go places.

3. - My friend is here for a school project,

4. and it is really important, so leave me alone you geezer.

5. - Hi, Son.

6. - Hi, Regina.

7. - Oh, this must be your dad.

8. Nice to meet you, Son dad, I'm Regina.

9. - Nice to meet—

10. - And I'm a hugger.

11. Great place you've got here.

12. I'm really diggin' this 70's vibe, very retro.

13. Is this original molding?

14. Oh my God.

15. - His friend is a girl?

16. - Make words out, speak.

17. Want some milk?

18. - No thanks, Jean made sure I was watered and fed

19. before I got here.

20. She thinks it's rude to rely on other people

21. to take care of kin.

22. - This Jean character sounds like my kinda dude.

23. - Oh, Jean's my grandma, she's a lady.

24. - Ooh, a bird named Jean, bitchin'.

25. - Wow, that's a beautiful painting.

26. - Dad, I really want to impress Regina,

27. and if you barge in and screw this up, I will fail

28. the project and then school and then I will die.

29. - Son, your old man is considered an ace when navigating

30. the war-torn skies of love.

31. You have my pilot's promise, I will be your wing man.

32. - No, that's exactly what I don't want, Dad.

33. - 10-4, Maverick, I'll keep the engine runnin'

34. in the hangar for ya.

35. - What's in here, whoa!

36. Your room.

37. - Regina, wait.

38. - Son. - Get out, Dad.

39. - Hey, Son. - Get out.

40. - I love you, Son.

41. - Toys. - What?

42. I don't know how that stuff got in here.

43. I haven't played with that in years.

44. - I freakin' love Teenage Ghost Warrior.

45. - Really?

46. - Dude, I know you're raised on shee-ya.

47. - (speaks foreign words)

48. - The film crew shooting the documentary

49. on your abs is here.

50. Should I just tell 'em you're occupied?

51. - Stop it.

52. - Regina, did you know my badass hero Son rides a motorcycle

53. without a helmet?

54. It should bother me as a dad, but it just looks

55. so damn cool.

56. - Time to go.

57. Sorry 'bout my dad.

58. He's always up in my grill.

59. - Hey, at least you get more than a phone call on Christmas

60. and your birthday, if he remembers.

61. Die doggone scum.

62. - Hm, first one didn't get the harrier off the carrier.

63. And she's not biting the brawn.

64. We'll have to tug the heart strings on the next one.

65. - A freakin' wall of blue jelly beans more than anything

66. in the entire world, but I hate the actual color blue.

67. Grandma Jean said dad left because mom's a narcissist,

68. but it's totally okay, because the pain will provide me

69. with a rich emotional drive to draw from in my career.

70. Grandma wants me to be an orthopedic surgeon

71. so freakin' bad, but I wanna be a unicorn

72. more freakin' bad.

73. And sometimes I think, sometimes I think,

74. if I stop talking, I will die.

75. - Don't ever die.

76. (crash) - That inner city puppy

77. you mentored sent you a letter.

78. It says, thanks for teaching me how to read and write.

79. I think Son is trying to communicate something to me.

80. Of course, I need a visual aid.

81. - Back home we used to hold our breath

82. until we turned purple.

83. It was, oh my God, do you wanna play a game?

84. - More than anything in the world.

85. - Okay, we have to sit facing each other.

86. - Okay.

87. - Mind meld.

88. It's a game of free association.

89. The goal is to think up and lean on the same word,

90. and if you land on the same word,

91. it means we have a serious connection.

92. Ready?

93. - Yes, but just give me one second.

94. - What's the gouge?

95. Thought we had the bogey in our cross hairs, buddy.

96. - Get it through your thick skull.

97. I don't need your help, old man.

98. If you get the urge to burst in there and run your mouth,

99. turn yourself around, because if you go in that room

100. one more time, I will put you in the ground.

101. - That's why we had to leave Memphis in the middle

102. of the night.

103. - Oh, Regina, I felt same way when

104. Grandfather Alexi traded baby sister for big stack of paper.

105. - You so get me, Zeke.

106. It feels as if I've known you forever.

107. - Oh boy, do I agree.

108. - Ahem.

109. Did you wanna teach me that game?

110. - Aah, Jean's here.

111. I gotta go.

112. - Sorry my dad kept bothering us.

113. - Hey, man, I think it's pretty cool

114. that he loves you so much.

115. We had so much fun talking, we didn't even get to work

116. on the project.

117. Guess I'll have to come over again.

118. This will not be the last time we meet.

119. Oh, and tell Zeke, judo slam dance.

120. He'll know what it means.

121. - Son, your Latin grammy arrived.

122. If I put it with the others would that be bueno?

123. Oh, where'd Chatty Cathy go?

124. - She's gone.

125. - That girl kept me on my toes.

126. Had me dancing for life like a Russian ballerina.

127. I hope I didn't mess anything up with that friend of yours.

128. - You didn't, Dad, I did. (cries)

129. Leave me alone.

130. Turn off the lights.

131. - But it's day time.

132. - It's midnight in my heart.

133. - Before I go, just wanna let you know that you're

134. the best damn pilot I've ever flown with.

135. You are my everything.