Blark and Son 1x16

Directed by

Justin Roiland as Junior (voice)

In the touching season finale of Blark and Son, father and son learn to respect each other as men.

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1. - Son!

2. I'm leaving you.

3. For a few hours.

4. It's Juice Pie Night at Snapplebees,

5. but I don't want you to be home alone,

6. like in that movie, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

7. - Dad, I am almost 13.

8. I can take care of myself.

9. - You may think you're getting older,

10. but you're my tender indoor dumpling.

11. You need a babysitter.

12. - What?

13. Dad, please.

14. I'm old enough.

15. Let me stay home alone.

16. - Fine, I'll let you stay home unsupervised.

17. Hopefully you won't learn a terrifying lesson

18. about how you're not ready to stay home unsupervised.

19. - Dad, don't do what you always do

20. and pull one of your dumb lessons.

21. - Sure thing, son.

22. No elaborate schemes disguised as random instances

23. of craven violence in a world gone mad.

24. Oh.

25. Son! - Not now, dad.

26. - Hey, son! - Get out!

27. - I love you, son!

28. - Thanks for helping me out, Junior.

29. - Helping.

30. - My dad's gonna pull a prank on me

31. to prove that I can't hold down the fort on my own.

32. Which is why I'm gonna pull an

33. even more elaborate prank on him.

34. - Prank on him.

35. - 'Cause I've had enough.

36. Time to teach my dad that lesson teaching

37. is never a lesson that needs to be taught.

38. - Well, boys, I'm off.

39. I heard on the news that a bus load

40. of escaped murderers is roaming the streets.

41. They say all you hear is a loud bang,

42. and then you're dead.

43. Authorities are calling it the Bang Bus.

44. Just take my word for it.

45. Don't Google Bang Bus.

46. - He thinks I'm just a dumb kid.

47. But Junior, behold my amazing plan.

48. This is gonna be good.

49. - Oh, this lesson is gonna be super learny.

50. - When my dad sneaks in, first he'll get a mouth full

51. of old mustard via my tripwire squirt gun.

52. Then, he'll be ass-jabbed by my

53. replica space marauder phaser blade.

54. Finally, he'll get his yam bags pulverized

55. by the Shield of Derlamo.

56. - Yam bags.

57. - Dude, I know you can actually talk.

58. Are you gonna help me teach my dad a lesson

59. or just repeat stuff?

60. - Repeat stuff.

61. - Wow.

62. You know what?

63. Unless you've got a brilliant idea of how to get me

64. and my dad to respect each other, just stay out of the way.

65. - Idea.

66. - Son, get ready for a terrifying visit

67. from the ghost of Ronny Cochran,

68. disgruntled lumberjack supervisor.

69. Try to unionize my crew, will ya?

70. It's chopping time.

71. - Time to bring the thunder.

72. Oh.

73. Damn!

74. Hmm, nice touch, dad.

75. Although the smoke is a bit much.

76. - Hmm, I didn't do this.

77. And it's not smoke, it's knock-out gas.

78. Did they add notes of lavender scent?

79. - Nope, that's sandalwood.

80. Definitely sandalwood.

81. Well, we passed out in the break room

82. of Murphy's Crab Shack again.

83. - Nope, this is our garage.

84. And I'm loving the shabby chic vibe.

85. - Greetings and welcome to a Saw movie parody,

86. heavy with symbolism.

87. - Son, grab the remote; see what else is on.

88. - You have one minute to break free

89. before the whirring razorblades

90. shred your mortal vessels to confetti.

91. In order to escape, you must work together.

92. - Okay, there's keys on either walls.

93. He said we need to work together.

94. - Yup.

95. I work, you watch, real together-like.

96. - No, dad, stop!

97. Your stupid lesson got us into this mess in the first place.

98. Because you think I'm a little kid,

99. and you don't want me to grow up.

100. Now I'm gonna die because of it.

101. - You're right, son.

102. I need to give you freedom.

103. Starting now.

104. Now grab the key and free yourself.

105. Just promise you'll remember me,

106. not as I lived but as I died.

107. Screaming in agony as I was slashed to ribbons by razors.

108. - Dad, there has to be another way.

109. - There isn't.

110. I love you, son.

111. - I love you, dad.

112. - We're freed?

113. - Dad, we didn't die.

114. Dude, what the hell?

115. You tried to murder us?

116. - Negative.

117. Your request was for both of you to respect one another.

118. The path of least resistance required parties

119. to believe mortal termination was imminent,

120. thus triggering a bias toward mutual empathy.

121. Lesson sequence complete.

122. - Whoa.

123. Look who finally plugged the blender in.

124. Junior, you're a genius.

125. - Genius.

126. - Oh, wow, don't let this dude plan your surprise party.

127. Am I right?

128. - Party!

129. - Clean this up or I'm calling the cops.

130. Son, tonight I realized something.

131. You are becoming a man.

132. It's a weird feeling for me,

133. and I don't know how to come to terms with it.

134. One day when you're a parent,

135. which is hopefully very soon.

136. - I'm 12.

137. - You'll experience the proud, sad, complicated feeling

138. that is seeing your child grow up.

139. I wanna let you know that I will no longer

140. be barging into your room anymore.

141. You're a man now,

142. and I respect that you need

143. and deserve your space.

144. Goodnight, son.

145. - Wow.

146. Thanks, dad.

147. I really appreciate you saying that.

148. - Absolutely.

149. See you in the morning, man.

150. I forgot to say I loved him.

151. - Come on, old man.

152. Keep your promise.

153. Son.

154. - No!

155. No, no!

156. Dear God, no!

157. Oh, no, no!

158. He kept it.

159. - I love you! - No!

160. - Shweet.