1. - Dad!Copy !req
2. What are you doing?Copy !req
3. You're killing me,
you're killing!Copy !req
4. You are killing it
with those eyebrows!Copy !req
5. You pluck daily?Copy !req
6. You pluck daily.Copy !req
7. Regina's coming
over in three hours,Copy !req
8. just enough time to file
down these claws and giveCopy !req
9. this moneymaker a micropeel.Copy !req
10. - Son!Copy !req
11. I know I'm early but I need
to talk to you about Zeke!Copy !req
12. - Guess this pool party's
going right into the deep end.Copy !req
13. - So, Zeke is super p.o'd
at me right now becauseCopy !req
14. I've been totally ghosting
him for like, two weeksCopy !req
15. but it's because I wanna tell
him something, and I feelCopy !req
16. like he wants to tell me
something, but every time I tryCopy !req
17. to say it, I bail because
it's scary to be the first oneCopy !req
18. to say it, you know what I mean?Copy !req
19. - Me?Copy !req
20. No, sorry.Copy !req
21. I'm a straight-shooter.Copy !req
22. So, feelings?Copy !req
23. How long have you had
those... feelings?Copy !req
24. - Honestly... since
the beginning.Copy !req
25. - What the huh?Copy !req
26. - Hi, hi, hi there!Copy !req
27. Welcome to Farm Dad!Copy !req
28. A game where you have to
max out your straw-baby barCopy !req
29. by squeezing straw-babies,
which are little guys thatCopy !req
30. look like me!Copy !req
31. The sacred recipe foretold
of a straw-baby saviorCopy !req
32. who would free us from
our fruity limbo soCopy !req
33. we can transcend into jam!Copy !req
34. Don't waste another
savior second and crushCopy !req
35. every straw-baby you see!Copy !req
36. - I will!Copy !req
37. This is cool.Copy !req
38. - Just one second, G!Copy !req
39. Since the beginning?Copy !req
40. She's gonna tell
him she loves him!Copy !req
41. - You must tell her how you
feel before she falls outCopy !req
42. of your orbit!Copy !req
43. - I can't!Copy !req
44. Their two love comets about
to smash into each otherCopy !req
45. and form a beautiful,
heart-shaped nebula!Copy !req
46. - Then where does
that leave you?Copy !req
47. A shriveled, grain martian
squatting on an asteroid?Copy !req
48. Punching your boys?Copy !req
49. - She needs to know how I feel!Copy !req
50. - Free me from my
mortal vessel, Papa!Copy !req
51. - More straw-babies!Copy !req
52. I need more!Copy !req
53. - G, I know you wanna talk
to Zeke, but before you do,Copy !req
54. I need to tell you something.Copy !req
55. Zeke!Copy !req
56. - What!Copy !req
57. I'm not ready!Copy !req
58. I'm not here!Copy !req
59. I'm hiding in the closet.Copy !req
60. Does somebody sleep in here?Copy !req
61. - Is Regina there?Copy !req
62. - Regina?Copy !req
63. Here?Copy !req
64. No way, man!Copy !req
65. Why, what's up?Copy !req
66. - My heart
yearns to talk to her!Copy !req
67. I think I'm going crazy.Copy !req
68. I hacked her computer!Copy !req
69. I'm really losing it.Copy !req
70. - Mannerly hope,
but grand gesture.Copy !req
71. - Bro, you're
acting very weird.Copy !req
72. You okay?Copy !req
73. - Me?Copy !req
74. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
75. Yeah!Copy !req
76. - Okay... if you
hear from her, let me know.Copy !req
77. - Absolutely, my dude!Copy !req
78. - I need to
cheer myself up.Copy !req
79. Guess I go to nuclear test
yard to water lone potato.Copy !req
80. - Great, have fun!Copy !req
81. Bye!Copy !req
82. - Oh my God, thank you so much!Copy !req
83. What did he say?Copy !req
84. Did he know I was here?Copy !req
85. - No!Copy !req
86. - So, what were
you gonna tell me?Copy !req
87. - Just that...Copy !req
88. good luck with the
whole Zeke thing.Copy !req
89. - Oh, well, thanks, Son.Copy !req
90. I don't know what
I'd do without you.Copy !req
91. - My suspicions
were correct.Copy !req
92. Perhaps I kill two
lovebirds with one stone.Copy !req
93. And by stone, I mean
overly complicatedCopy !req
94. augmented reality block...Copy !req
95. Time to spice things up!Copy !req
96. - Dad?Copy !req
97. - The king of all straw-babies!Copy !req
98. - You found me, Papa!Copy !req
99. - You're killing me, Dad.Copy !req
100. Stop!Copy !req
101. - This is
not your dad, bro.Copy !req
102. This is your ex-best
friend, Zeke!Copy !req
103. - Zeke?Copy !req
104. What the hell?Copy !req
105. How are you, what game
do you have him playing?Copy !req
106. - Squeeze me!Copy !req
107. Transcend me!Copy !req
108. - Zeke, why are you doing this?Copy !req
109. - I hack webcam.Copy !req
110. I saw you!Copy !req
111. - Son was just
being a good friend!Copy !req
112. - It wasn't what it looked like!Copy !req
113. - I have to tell
you something, Zeke.Copy !req
114. - I have something
to tell you, Regina.Copy !req
115. - No!Copy !req
116. I have to say something first!Copy !req
117. - I want it!Copy !req
118. The grape vanoo!Copy !req
119. - Zeke, you're my best
friend and Regina,Copy !req
120. I really like
hanging out with you,Copy !req
121. and this might
ruin both of thoseCopy !req
122. things but I like you, Regina.Copy !req
123. Like a lot.Copy !req
124. I always have!Copy !req
125. You're perfect and
pretty and funny.Copy !req
126. - I can almost see
the pearly grapes!Copy !req
127. - And I know you and Zeke
were trying to tell each otherCopy !req
128. you love each other, so
just not do it and I'llCopy !req
129. go back to being a lunar loner.Copy !req
130. - Actually, Zeke,
I wanted to say...Copy !req
131. - Regina, I
wanted to tell you.Copy !req
132. - I want to break up.Copy !req
133. - You've gotta be
kidding me.Copy !req
134. - I guess we both kinda knew.Copy !req
135. - And I didn't want
to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
136. - Long distance
is just too hard.Copy !req
137. - Guys?Copy !req
138. Hello!Copy !req
139. Still choking over here!Copy !req
140. - Oh!Copy !req
141. Sorry Son!Copy !req
142. - If you're gonna break
up with her, then whyCopy !req
143. try and kill me?Copy !req
144. - I don't know
bro, the fact that my onlyCopy !req
145. role model is manic dictator?Copy !req
146. We still cool bro?Copy !req
147. - Yes, cool.Copy !req
148. Just sign off!Copy !req
149. - What is this?Copy !req
150. Strawbabies?Copy !req
151. Grape vanoo?Copy !req
152. Son, almost killed?Copy !req
153. What have I become!Copy !req
154. - Well, that was crazy.Copy !req
155. - Yeah, Zeke straight-up
hacked your dad's brain andCopy !req
156. he was all like, "Ah,
I'm gonna kill you!"Copy !req
157. - I know and I was like, "No
dad, please don't choke meCopy !req
158. out, it's Son!"Copy !req
159. - Son, you're a great friend.Copy !req
160. Maybe, you're more than that.Copy !req
161. Talk tomorrow?Copy !req
162. - Yeah, totally.Copy !req
163. - Bye, Son!Copy !req
164. - Son, I'm sorry I almost
murdered you and the girlCopy !req
165. that you like.Copy !req
166. - It's okay, dad.Copy !req
167. In your defense, you didn't
really know what you were doing.Copy !req
168. Dad, really, it's fine!Copy !req
169. I'm okay.Copy !req
170. - It's so sad...Copy !req
171. How straw-babies transcend
without their farm papa!Copy !req
172. - Wow.Copy !req
173. Once again, ruined
a moment!Copy !req
174. Goodbye.Copy !req
175. - I failed my straw-babies!Copy !req
176. - Sweet.Copy !req