Blark and Son 1x12

Directed by

Donald Faison as Fletch (voice) • Deborah Baker Jr. as Regina (voice)

Fletch teaches Son how to deal with and control all the anger he's feeling now that Regina is dating his friend Zeke.

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1. - Enemy double kill.

2. - Zeke, I'm dying here!

3. - Sorry man, I'm so distracted lately.

4. Regina has my head in clouds, like spider on,

5. - Enemy triple kill.

6. - Well can you lock it up bro,

7. I need you to focus on the game.

8. - Enemy quadra-kill.

9. - There's no word for it in my language,

10. but in English, Regina makes me what you call,

11. Happy.

12. - Enemy penta-kill.

13. - I think I just really like her Son.

14. - What?

15. What was that Zeke?

16. - I'm saying I like Regina.

17. - No, no, I can't hear you, you're breaking up.

18. Must be a bad connection or something, bye bye.

19. - I like Regina,

20. - Bleck.

21. - [TV] The most powerful raptor in the Americas

22. is the Harpy Eagle, Brazilian's call it the Royal Hawk,

23. Peruvian's death hawk but the locals in this area

24. refer to it simply as, dear Lord will you give me

25. back my baby, hawk.

26. - I bet that street pigeon thinks he's a real hot shot.

27. - [TV] Adult harpies are known for their territoriality,

28. engaging rivals in staring contests,

29. once the stand off begins, the first to look away loses,

30. and must surrender their nest to the better eagle.

31. - Wish I could just stare done Stacy and take his house.

32. Crimson Kool-Aid a harpy eagle, ha,

33. this is proving to be the best Saturday of this week.

34. - Son.

35. - Not now dad.

36. - Hey son.

37. - Not now.

38. - I love you son.

39. I should warn you bird,

40. I was trained in eyeball fighting

41. by a carny named Bob and he didn't have any eyelids.

42. - I am peeved, PO-ed, I am enraged

43. and I need to talk it out.

44. - Son, are you looking to dish with dad

45. at the very same moment mother nature's presented me

46. with the opportunity to best one

47. of the most lethal beasts of prey?

48. - Yes.

49. - Damn!

50. Forced to chose between being the best dad in the room

51. and proving myself alpha of the animal kingdom.

52. Unfortunately losing this animal standoff

53. might end up being harmful to you.

54. Oh, I'm sorry son, you're on your own.

55. - Fletch, you want to be angry with me?

56. - Looks like the style sections gonna have to wait.

57. this is something I picked up on my fourth tour

58. of southeast Asia.

59. A practice used by the frustrated Generals

60. of the Tang dynasty.

61. The tradition is that you verbalize everything

62. that bothers you then once inside the circle,

63. you scream at the top of your lungs

64. at the height of your anger,

65. the Mushi, that's me, yanks you out,

66. hence this rope, leaving your anger trapped

67. in the circle.

68. This technique has been called many things by many cultures.

69. But I call it,

70. the anger zone.

71. - And what do these socks represent?

72. - The socks are just your socks, you guys are filthy.

73. - This is dumb.

74. - Oh really?

75. Aren't you just a little bit upset

76. that you're gonna want cereal in the morning

77. but the milk's gone bad.

78. - I did see that.

79. - And aren't you just a tiniest bit perturbed

80. that you have zero privacy in this house?

81. - Yes, that's an ongoing problem.

82. - And don't you feel a wee bit of anger

83. when they tell you you gotta wake up and go to school?

84. - Yes, we should be able to do everything online.

85. - Can't you feel the blood in your guts

86. turn over in fury every time Zeke talks about Regina?

87. - Yes, it drives me crazy.

88. - Why does it drive you crazy?

89. Why?

90. - Because,

91. - Because why?

92. - Because I like her and Regina was supposed to be mine.

93. - And how does that make you feel?

94. Scream child, scream.

95. Scream child.

96. - Son, are you okay?

97. Zeke said he couldn't get ahold of you.

98. And I got scared, so I came right over.

99. And then I heard a little girl screaming,

100. what?

101. Is that a Tang dynasty anger circle?

102. - And how does that make you feel?

103. - It makes me want to punch Jane in the face.

104. - Why?

105. - She doesn't know half the things I'm going through

106. because I don't tell anyone how I truly feel.

107. - And what are you going through?

108. What do you feel?

109. - I feel like Zeke doesn't like me and maybe I'm wasting

110. my precious time?

111. - Release the fire.

112. This house, is clear.

113. - Wow, I am so sorry, that was really embarrassing,

114. I obviously have some stuff to work out with Zeke.

115. I'm gonna go now.

116. See you later Son.

117. I'm glad you're okay.

118. - Wait, Regina,

119. you should know, Zeke really likes you.

120. - You don't have to say that.

121. - I know, but it's true.

122. He never stops talking about how great you are

123. because you are great.

124. He's probably too scared to tell you

125. because he likes you so much.

126. - Seriously?

127. - Seriously.

128. - Well that makes me feel a lot better.

129. Thanks Son.

130. - No problem.

131. - You're a true gentlemen Son.

132. Aside from the one time you almost let

133. your father murder me.

134. You want to go back inside and work it out?

135. - Nah,

136. is there such a thing as a sadness circle?

137. - Yeah,

138. it's called life and you're already in it.

139. - Ah an anger zone,

140. I haven't used one of those since I found out

141. limes weren't baby lemons.

142. - Not even gonna touch that.

143. - I'm ready for your thing now Son,

144. what's going on?

145. - Oh nothing, just lost the love of my life.

146. - Well it looks like we all lost something today Son.

147. You've lost a girl, which I'm very sorry about.

148. Fletch lost my respect by trashing the living room,

149. and I lost my bedroom to a territorial bird of prey.

150. I'm guessing we have 10 to 15 seconds before she figures out

151. how to use the doorknob.

152. Run.

153. Ow, oh, my spine.

154. - Get it off me.

155. - Show your wingspan, do the jungle flight

156. doesn't make this any easier.

157. - Sweet.