Blark and Son 1x11

Directed by

Justin Roiland as Junior (voice) • Donald Faison as Fletch (voice) • Jim Rash as Stacey (voice)

When Stacey misses his chance to own a priceless coin, his downward spiral gets even worse.

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1. - So, they're traveling because

2. that's all we really are, right?

3. This guy gets it, right here in the front row.

4. He's nodding his head.

5. Travelers, he wanders the desert starving,

6. four days, no food, no water,

7. and what does he come across?

8. An oasis, yeah.

9. He doesn't walk by, he doesn't stand idle.

10. He sees the opportunity, he takes action

11. and now, he thrives.

12. Opportunity, plus action equals—

13. - Sad robe.

14. Everything is not alright!

15. - Opportunity,

16. plus action equals

17. fulfillment.

18. - equals... fulfillment.

19. - Not now Dad.

20. - Hey son. - Get out!

21. - I love you, son!

22. - My shiny.

23. - My shiny.

24. - You found it in my yard,

25. it's mine. - Boys, boys.

26. Boys! What could possibly be going on over here?

27. - Junior found a coin in my yard

28. and now he's obsessed with it.

29. - Shiny!

30. Shiny, mine.

31. - No! It's mine.

32. - Okay, okay, oh Junior it's just a dinky piece of metal

33. would it really hurt to let Son have it?

34. - Hm! Have it!

35. - Thanks Stace, you handled that like a real adult

36. didn't you buddy.

37. - Son, if you don't mind could I snap a picture

38. of that stupid coin with my phone,

39. I know Junior would appreciate it.

40. - Oh look at you, Dad of the year.

41. - We good here? Peace!

42. - Hey Smeary, what coin has a topless barmaid

43. holding two eagles on it question mark.

44. - Closest match seems to be

45. a 1913 Fillmore Double Eagle.

46. The only coin to host a subject topless,

47. the value of this rare coin is estimated at $83978.

48. - 84 grand! Holy sh- what have I done?

49. - This thing is cool, ima make a sick choker out of it.

50. Hell yeah, sick choker bruh. So sick.

51. - Hey Son. - Oh!

52. How long have you been out there?

53. - It's all good, hey, I wanna talk to you about that coin.

54. - Oh you mean the centerpiece of my soon to be sick choker?

55. - Excuse me?

56. - Sick choker, bruh.

57. - It's not a choker yet, you'd have to put a hole in it.

58. - Oh the holes are coming babe.

59. - No! Son, I'm just gonna level with you,

60. Junior is a really bad place

61. he's struggling with his sense of self worth,

62. concerned about the future the dwindling value

63. of his investment portfolio.

64. He's gotta sell a lot of books Son.

65. Anyway the little guy really needs a win right now, so,

66. why don't you give me the coin.

67. - Stace, putting me in a little pickle with this nickel.

68. You know this little slice of sick choker

69. is just begging to dangle above a deep V.

70. - Son! Stop the game, I'm the adult, give me the coin.

71. - Whoa Gnarly Marley, we'll need to call Papa Blark

72. to settle the case of sweaty neighbor

73. versus the sick bruh samurai with the saki choche.

74. - Sucky choche?

75. - Race car.

76. - Racecar backwards is racecar.

77. - Dad!

78. - So glad you could join.

79. Sir Stace-a lot here's being a real creepazoid

80. about my sucka-ducka-chukster.

81. - What fresh hell have I fallen into?

82. Blark you're an adult, - Hm hmm.

83. - your Son took something from my much smaller child

84. I'm here to get it back, tell him to fork over the coin.

85. - Not a coin, bruh.

86. - Hmm sounds like a classic case of strong child

87. beats weak child am I right Son?

88. - Sucka-chucka-mesa-choker.

89. - Excuse me, I am not backing down from this Blark!

90. Hand over the coin or else.

91. - Well then, I guess there's only one way to handle this.

92. - Are we about to have a

93. Dad fight!

94. - In an effort to keep me from turning your body

95. into skimmed milk a is in order

96. we're doing this fight walrus style.

97. - Alright gentlemen, want a good clean fight,

98. that means hands down the belts,

99. no biting, no spitting, no kicking,

100. only heads and tusks.

101. Let the best dad win.

102. - Ding! Ding!

103. - It's mine!

104. - Ding ding!

105. - I'm gonna

106. - Get him Dad!

107. - That Hollywood billboard you call a face is toast!

108. - Oh! - Oh ho ho ho!

109. - Oh!

110. - You'll have to kill me Blark.

111. - Murder him!

112. - Come on, come on get up.

113. Kill him!

114. - Hey do it!

115. - Crush him Dad. Do it for the chokes.

116. - That's it, here comes the coop degrace.

117. - Oh no, no, no, no, no!

118. - Coup de grace you idiot!

119. - Bah!

120. - Hell yeah! Sucka-ducka-chucksters forever, we won!

121. - Absolutely not!

122. - Huh? - wha—?

123. - This isn't a jewelry centerpiece or a priceless coin.

124. It's my decorative double eagle belt buckle.

125. - So you mean no sick chucks?

126. - Belt buckle.

127. - That's right junior and twofer at that,

128. got one side that's an obscene pornographic image

129. for your bar buddies and another side

130. that's tastefully censored for the whole family to enjoy.

131. Worth as much as taffy flavored toilet paper.

132. Thanks for finding it Son.

133. - It's mine! The f-coin is mine!

134. - Stace, Stace it isn't worth anything.

135. - It's mine! I deserve it!

136. Why don't I get anything I deserve?

137. - Stacey! It's not a coin, it's my belt buckle.

138. - Belt buckle.

139. - Well, um, (draws breath) everyone have a

140. yeah, have a good day.

141. - Junior!

142. - My robe.

143. - No robe.

144. - My, robe!

145. - Glasses.

146. - No, glasses.

147. - My.

148. Glasses.

149. - Ah!