Blark and Son 1x1

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Blark tries to spend the day with Son, but Son would rather play his video game.

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1. - Yes. I haven't been outside in three days

2. and I am loving it.

3. Hey red team, mind if I join your party?

4. I brought some chips, some dip, and oh,

5. look what the bad boys slipped in here.

6. A plasma grenade.

7. - Son, I was thinking.

8. How do you take our already rock solid bond,

9. and compress it further,

10. into a father son friendship diamond.

11. - Oh, by putting another lock on my door?

12. - Close, by putting us in the throes of mother nature,

13. with a good old fashioned camping trip.

14. - Last time we went camping,

15. you purposely left food out, to attract bears.

16. - How else am I going to break in my bear saddle?

17. Any who, if land bears are an issue,

18. why don't we take this father son adventure to the sea.

19. Hunt ocean bears, ha ha, AKA, whales.

20. You can use the family harpoon,

21. I'm going in organic.

22. - Yeah let's go hunt whales dad.

23. They're just giant peaceful creatures,

24. who have done nothing but be majestic for millions of years.

25. - Exactly! Their free ride ends, tonight.

26. - Dad, this game is live.

27. Zeke and I have been working our boys off

28. to get to the final round of this tournament,

29. so I will grant you one more thing to say to me

30. before I go back to smashing noobs into crapplesause.

31. - Just one? Okay, well let's see here.

32. I love you.

33. Oh groobins, come on Zeke, let's win this tourney.

34. - Bro, I'm having so much fun, bomb sounds in game,

35. almost drown out real bomb sounds in my village.

36. Your new keyboard is kicking ass.

37. - Damn straight, who knew a rat chewing through my old one

38. would become such a good thing.

39. Twerp's still in the walls though.

40. - Son!

41. - Not now dad, the stage is set, the lights are hot,

42. and this ballerina de le meutre is about to do a little

43. soft-shoe on the bodies of my enemies.

44. - I hate to interrupt you,

45. while you're clearly typing a letter.

46. But I was just barging in to let you know

47. that I created a sensational new word.

48. - Bro, if we don't win this round,

49. it was all for nothing.

50. Just like democratic movement in my country.

51. - Dad, listen to me carefully, I don't want to bait bears,

52. I don't want to kill whales, and I sure as shingles

53. don't want to hear about your made-up words.

54. Get it through your thick skull.

55. I don't want to bond with you, so get out.

56. - Alright, well, we'll just so you know

57. the word was bonner.

58. Which I know sounds like a cute Danish pastry,

59. but it's not.

60. The definition of bonner is, was, best son ever.

61. - Bro, that burn like government issue branding rod.

62. - I know, just try to stall the base.

63. - Dad?

64. - No.

65. - I ditched my tournament so we can hang out now.

66. - You don't want to.

67. - Well guess I'll just have to go hunt the rat

68. that's living in my walls, alone.

69. - Rat?

70. Hunt?

71. Guess?

72. I'll?

73. Have to?

74. Living? In my? Walls? Alone?

75. - Dad, do you want to hunt it or not?

76. - Meet me in the kitchen, in three,

77. two, one hour.

78. - Huh, a rat trap, that's all?

79. - Of course son, we're catching a rat.

80. What did you expect?

81. - Nothing I guess, this is just simple.

82. - I'm glad you think so, now we just need to lure him out.

83. - Isn't that what the cheese is for?

84. - The cheese was to lure you out.

85. - What?

86. - We need to infiltrate from within.

87. First you got to smell like them.

88. - Ah! Is that rat pee?

89. - Look like them.

90. - Ow!

91. - And most importantly, sound like them.

92. - We gotta work on your squeak.

93. - You buffoon.

94. This is exactly why I want nothing to do with you.

95. You always do this, you always come into my room,

96. and you're like son, I'm a big dumb idiot,

97. let me pour pee all over your face.

98. I've had it up to here with you.

99. - Son, come back, you sound hilarious.

100. Oh boy, I really Blark'd that one up didn't I?

101. - Son?

102. - No.

103. - I can't believe this is the fourth time I'm saying this,

104. but I'm sorry for spraying rat pee in your face.

105. - Leave me alone.

106. - Listen son, I know I always barge in on you,

107. its just well, a couple years ago,

108. when I barged in your face used to light up, you know?

109. I know I go overboard trying to bond with you but,

110. really it's, it's because I miss you.

111. - Dad, I'm like five feet away from you at all times.

112. - I know, it's just different now.

113. - I know it may be different, but just know,

114. no matter what I.

115. Holy shit!

116. - What were you, what were you going to say son?

117. - Whaythe hell is that rat so big?

118. - Okay, maybe I went a little overboard

119. buying a genetically enhanced Burmese battle rat.

120. I thought we could bond over killing it,

121. but that's besides the point,

122. tell me what you were going to say.

123. - Dad!

124. - Son, tell me.

125. - Okay, okay, I was going to say that,

126. even though things are different now,

127. I'll always be your bonner.

128. - That's so sweet of you son, come give your papi a hug.

129. - Did you just kill it?

130. - Of course not, that would be inhumane.

131. I popped it's madula oblongata, paralyzing it for life.

132. It can still breath and feel rat sadness.

133. - I do not see how that's any better.

134. - Give your papi,

135. a hug.

136. - Okay.

137. - I love you, son!

138. - Sweet.