1. - Coming?
- No.Copy !req
2. It'll be a once in a
lifetime experience.Copy !req
3. No it won't.Copy !req
4. - Everybody's going.
- Don't exaggerate, Percy.Copy !req
5. I'm not going, Mrs Miggins
from the pie shop isn't going.Copy !req
6. You know perfectly
well that Mrs MigginsCopy !req
7. is bedridden from
the nose down.Copy !req
8. And besides, she is
honouring the occasionCopy !req
9. by baking a great commemorative pie,
in the shape of an enormous pie!Copy !req
10. What an imagination that woman has.Copy !req
11. Come on, Edmund! The greatest
explorer of our age is coming home.Copy !req
12. The streets have
never been so gay!Copy !req
13. Women are laughing,
children singing...Copy !req
14. Look! There's a man being indecently
assaulted by nine foreign sailorsCopy !req
15. and he's still got a
smile on his face!Copy !req
16. Look, Percy, the return of Sir Walter
"Oh, what a big ship I've got" RaleighCopy !req
17. is a matter of supreme
indifference to me.Copy !req
18. Look, if you're not careful,Copy !req
19. all the children will dance
about outside your windowCopy !req
20. singing "sourpuss" and "grumpy face",
and you wouldn't want that, would you?Copy !req
21. I believe I could survive it.Copy !req
22. Now, Percy, will you get out
before I cut your head off,Copy !req
23. scoop out the insides,
and give it to your mother as a vase!Copy !req
24. What a clot. The most absurdly
dressed creature in Christendom.Copy !req
25. With one exception.Copy !req
26. - My Lord?
- Baldrick, you look like a deer.Copy !req
27. Thank you, My Lord.
You look a bit of a duckie yourself.Copy !req
28. What do you want?Copy !req
29. I was wondering if I might
have the afternoon off?Copy !req
30. Who do you think you are? Watt Tyler?Copy !req
31. You can have the afternoon off
when you die, not before.Copy !req
32. I want to cheer brave Sir Walter home.Copy !req
33. Today I feel proud to be a member
of the greatest Kingdom in the world.Copy !req
34. And doubtless many other members of
the animal kingdom feel the same way.Copy !req
35. Look, will you shut up?Copy !req
36. Bloody explorers,
ponce off to Mumbo-Jumbo-land,Copy !req
37. come home with a
tropical disease,Copy !req
38. a suntan and a bag of
brown lumpy things,Copy !req
39. and everyone's got a picture
of them in the lavatory.Copy !req
40. I mean, what about the people
that do all the work?Copy !req
41. I'm the people who do all the work.
I mean, look at this.Copy !req
42. What is it?Copy !req
43. I'm surprised you've
forgotten, My Lord.Copy !req
44. - It's a rhetorical question.
- No, it's a potato.Copy !req
45. To you it's a potato,
to me it's a potato.Copy !req
46. But to Sir Walter Bloody Raleigh
it's country estates, fine carriagesCopy !req
47. and as many girls as his
tongue can cope with.Copy !req
48. He's making a fortune
out of the things.Copy !req
49. People are building
houses out of them.Copy !req
50. They'll be eating them next.Copy !req
51. Stranger things have happened.Copy !req
52. That horse becoming Pope.Copy !req
53. Oh, God. Probably some berk
with a parrot on his shoulderCopy !req
54. selling plaster gnomes of Sir Francis
Drake and his "Golden Behind".Copy !req
55. - Mummy!
- Why aren't you at school?Copy !req
56. Blackadder, started talking
to yourself I see.Copy !req
57. Yes, it's the only way I can be sure
of intelligent conversation.Copy !req
58. What do you want?Copy !req
59. I just looked in on
my way to the palaceCopy !req
60. to welcome Sir Walter home. I wondered
if you cared to accompany me.Copy !req
61. I don't think I'll bother. Three
hours of bluff seaman's talkCopy !req
62. about picking the weevils out
of biscuits and drinking urineCopy !req
63. is not my idea of a good time.Copy !req
64. Servant, my hat.Copy !req
65. - Potato?
- Thanks, I don't.Copy !req
66. You haven't succumbed
to this fadCopy !req
67. of dressing up like half an
allotment in Nottingham Forest.Copy !req
68. - There you go, My Lord.
- Thank you.Copy !req
69. You have.Copy !req
70. Just as well you're not
coming, you're notCopy !req
71. very popular at court
at the moment...Copy !req
72. I can probably leave this
until tomorrow in fact.Copy !req
73. No, I'll come.Copy !req
74. The Queen and I will be the only
ones even vaguely sensibly dressed.Copy !req
75. - Who is it?
- Melchy, Lady.Copy !req
76. Stop! Close your eyes!Copy !req
77. Now enter!Copy !req
78. Ahoy there, me shivering
matey, heave-ho!Copy !req
79. - Right, open your eyes.
- Thank you, Majesty.Copy !req
80. And...Copy !req
81. - What's the matter, Melchy?
- I beg your pardon, my lady.Copy !req
82. I was wanting to greet the gallant
sailor who hallooed me as I came in.Copy !req
83. Perchance he has hauled anchor
and sailed away.Copy !req
84. No, it was me!Copy !req
85. Majesty! Surely not!Copy !req
86. You utter creep.Copy !req
87. So where's this barnacle-bottomed,
haddock-flavoured,Copy !req
88. bilge-rat Sir "rather a
wally" Raleigh, then?Copy !req
89. I hear he's about as exciting
as one of his potatoes.Copy !req
90. - Blackadder's a frightful old lubber.
- Well, indubitably no sea dog, Ma'am.Copy !req
91. With a yo-ho-ho and
perhaps, I might venture,Copy !req
92. a bottle of rum
into the bargain?Copy !req
93. It's him!Copy !req
94. Oh, God. Do I look
absolutely divine and regalCopy !req
95. and yet at the same time
very pretty and rather accessible?Copy !req
96. You are every jolly Jack
tar's dream, Majesty.Copy !req
97. I thought as much.Copy !req
98. If he's really gorgeous,
I'm thinking of marrying him.Copy !req
99. Ma'am, is that
not a little rash?Copy !req
100. I don't think so.Copy !req
101. It wouldn't be your first
little rash if it was.Copy !req
102. Majesty!Copy !req
103. Splice me timbers, Sir Walter,
it's bucko to see you, old matey!Copy !req
104. I'm sorry?Copy !req
105. She says hello.Copy !req
106. And well she might, for I have
brought her gifts and dominionsCopy !req
107. beyond her wildest dreams.Copy !req
108. Are you sure? I have some
pretty wild dreams, you know.Copy !req
109. I'm not sure what they mean,Copy !req
110. but the other day there was
this enormous tree,Copy !req
111. and I was sitting
right on top of it.Copy !req
112. And then I dreamt once
that I was a sausage roll.Copy !req
113. Sorry! So excited! Don't
know what I'm saying.Copy !req
114. Come on, Sir Walter, I want to
hear about absolutely everything.Copy !req
115. Then prepare to hear tales of terrible
hardship, endurance and woe.Copy !req
116. We set sail from Plymouth in
the spring of 1552...Copy !req
117. You remember Lord Blackadder?Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. But I can see he is the sort of pasty
landlubber I have always despised.Copy !req
120. Well, quite. Don't crowd
Sir Walter, Edmund.Copy !req
121. Twice last week,
I fought in hand to hand combatCopy !req
122. with a man with two
heads and no body hair.Copy !req
123. I'll warrant the most
exciting thingCopy !req
124. that has happened to that
limpid prawn in a yearCopy !req
125. was the day his servant forgot
to put sugar in his porridge.Copy !req
126. Gosh, you've got nice legs.Copy !req
127. While I hold the six seas
of the world in my hand,Copy !req
128. he couldn't even put six
gob-stoppers in his mouth.Copy !req
129. - He's a complete no-hoper, isn't he?
- He certainly is.Copy !req
130. My bedroom's just upstairs,
you know.Copy !req
131. I apprehended, Sir Walter,
that there were only seven seas.Copy !req
132. Only numerically speaking.Copy !req
133. We sailors do not count the sea
around the Cape of Good Hope.Copy !req
134. It is called the Sea of Certain Death,
and no sailor has crossed it alive.Copy !req
135. What an extraordinary
coincidence.Copy !req
136. What's an extraordinary
coincidence?Copy !req
137. It's just I was planning a jaunt
around the Cape of Good Hope myself.Copy !req
138. I'm leaving a week on
Thursday, I think.Copy !req
139. - Really?
- Yes, and now that...Copy !req
140. sorry, I've
forgotten your name,Copy !req
141. has returned and the
court smells of fishCopy !req
142. I've half a mind to set
off this afternoon.Copy !req
143. If you attempt that journey,
you've no mind at all.Copy !req
144. Or perhaps a mind
that knows no fear.Copy !req
145. Is that true?
Do you know no fear?Copy !req
146. Well, yes, I do rather
laugh in the face of fear,Copy !req
147. tweak the nose of terror.Copy !req
148. Gosh, Edmund, I'd forgotten
how dishy you are.Copy !req
149. Why, round the Cape the rain beats
down so hard it makes your head bleed.Copy !req
150. Some sort of hat is probably in order.Copy !req
151. And great dragons leap from
the water and swallow ships whole!Copy !req
152. I must remember to pack the
larger of my two shrimping nets.Copy !req
153. Edmund, you are completely wonderful.Copy !req
154. If you do this, I'll
probably marry you.Copy !req
155. Oh, yes? And who will be your captain?Copy !req
156. In my mind, there's
only one seafarerCopy !req
157. with few enough marbles to
attempt that journey.Copy !req
158. And who is that?Copy !req
159. Rum, of course.
Captain Redbeard Rum.Copy !req
160. Well done. Just testing. And where
would I find him on a Tuesday?Copy !req
161. If I remember his habits,
he's usually up the Old Sea Dog.Copy !req
162. And where is the Old Sea Dog?Copy !req
163. On Tuesdays he's normally
in bed with the Captain.Copy !req
164. Aaaahrrrrrr, aaaahrrr, aaaahrrrrr...Copy !req
165. - ..me laddie.
- Ah-haah-ah, indeed.Copy !req
166. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and
your ship. Can we shake on it?Copy !req
167. Aah-ahhh! You have a
woman's hand, My Lord!Copy !req
168. I'll wager these dainty pinkies
never weighed anchor in a storm.Copy !req
169. Well, you're right there.Copy !req
170. Your skin, My Lord.Copy !req
171. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash
of a cat, been rubbed with salt,Copy !req
172. and then flayed off
by a pirate chief to makeCopy !req
173. fine stockings for
his best cabin boy.Copy !req
174. This is uncanny, I don't know how
you do it, but you're right again.Copy !req
175. Why should I let a stupid
cockerel like you aboard me boat?Copy !req
176. Perhaps for the
money in my purse.Copy !req
177. You have a woman's purse!Copy !req
178. I'll wager that purse has never
been used as a rowing-boat.Copy !req
179. I'll wager it's never had sixteen
shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.Copy !req
180. Right again, Rum. I must say
when it comes to tales of courageCopy !req
181. I'm going to have to
keep my mouth shut.Copy !req
182. You have a woman's mouth,
My Lord!Copy !req
183. I'll wager that mouth never had to
chew through the side of a shipCopy !req
184. to escape the dreadful
spindly killer fish.Copy !req
185. I must say,
when I came to see you,Copy !req
186. I had no idea I was going to have to
eat your ship as well as hire it.Copy !req
187. And since you're clearly as mad as a
mongoose I'll bid you farewell.Copy !req
188. Courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing
but lap-dogs to a slip of a girl.Copy !req
189. Better a "lap-dog to a slip
of a girl", than a... git.Copy !req
190. So you do have some spunk in you!Copy !req
191. - Don't worry, laddie, I'll come.
- Let us set sail as soon as we can.Copy !req
192. I will fetch my first mate,Copy !req
193. and then I'll return as fast
as my legs will carry me.Copy !req
194. You have a woman's legs,
My Lord!Copy !req
195. I'll wager those are legs
that have never been slicedCopy !req
196. clean off by a falling sail,Copy !req
197. and swept into the sea
before your very eyes.Copy !req
198. - Neither have yours.
- That's where you're wrong.Copy !req
199. Oh, my God!Copy !req
200. No point in changing your mind now.
The whole thing's suicide anyway.Copy !req
201. - What's the first mate's name?
- Percy.Copy !req
202. - A nautical cove?
- Yes! Well, he's sort of wet fish.Copy !req
203. I'm not coming.
I'm just not coming.Copy !req
204. I mean, of course I'm very keen
to go on the trip,Copy !req
205. it's just... unfortunately,
I've got an appointment...Copy !req
206. to have my nostrils plucked...Copy !req
207. next year.Copy !req
208. I'm sorry, My Lord. I thought it was
because you were a complete coward.Copy !req
209. Don't be ridiculous, Baldrick.
You know me.Copy !req
210. I laugh in the face of fear,Copy !req
211. and tweak the nose of the
dreadful spindly killer fish.Copy !req
212. I'm not one of your
milksops who's scaredCopy !req
213. out of his mind by the
mere sight of water.Copy !req
214. Yes, alright, I admit
it, I'm terrified!Copy !req
215. You see, Baldrick,
when I was a baby,Copy !req
216. I was savaged by a turbot.Copy !req
217. Oh, Baldrick, can you think of a plan
to get me out of this?Copy !req
218. - You can hide, My Lord.
- Hide?Copy !req
219. Brilliant! Where?Copy !req
220. In the box!Copy !req
221. Which one?Copy !req
222. Perfect!Copy !req
223. Let's practice. Edmund
comes in and says,Copy !req
224. "Hello, Baldrick. You haven't seen
Percy, have you?" And you say...Copy !req
225. No, My Lord, I haven't
seen him all day.Copy !req
226. Brilliant!Copy !req
227. Oh, my God, here he comes!Copy !req
228. Hello, Balders. Where the
hell's that cretin Percy?Copy !req
229. Have you seen him?Copy !req
230. Yes, My Lord!
He's hiding in the box!Copy !req
231. Come on, jellybrain. Hurry up,
otherwise we'll miss the tide.Copy !req
232. Oh, Edmund, I'm so proud.Copy !req
233. You're just my complete hero!
Oh, dear, I'm going all gooey now.Copy !req
234. Ma'am, if during my journey you did
occasionally spare me a thoughtCopy !req
235. and, perhaps, go gooey again,Copy !req
236. I'd deem my certain death a
minor inconvenience.Copy !req
237. Oh, Ned...Copy !req
238. - I've written a poem.
- Madam, I'm honoured.Copy !req
239. When the night is dark,
And the dogs go "bark'sCopy !req
240. When the clouds are black,
And the ducks go "quack'sCopy !req
241. When the sky is blue,
And the cows go "moo'sCopy !req
242. Think of lovely Queenie;
She'll be thinking of you.Copy !req
243. It's called "Edmund".Copy !req
244. Shakespeare gave
me a hand with the title,Copy !req
245. but the rest
is all my own work.Copy !req
246. Tush and fie, my tiddly. You didn't
always make such pretty speeches.Copy !req
247. "Tis but the twinkling of a toe
since you could say nothing butCopy !req
248. "Lizzie go plop, plop."Copy !req
249. Put a bung in it, Nursie.Copy !req
250. Now! I am sure that Melchy and Wally
want to say something as well.Copy !req
251. Oh, yes indeed!Copy !req
252. Goodbye, Blackadder.Copy !req
253. I'd say "Bon Voyage," but there's no
point. You'll be dead in three months.Copy !req
254. I love you, Walter, I
hope you know that.Copy !req
255. Farewell, Blackadder,Copy !req
256. the foremost cartographers of the
land have prepared this for you.Copy !req
257. It's a map of the area
that you'll be traversing.Copy !req
258. They'll be very grateful if you could
just fill it in as you go along.Copy !req
259. Goodbye.Copy !req
260. What's that?Copy !req
261. To Tilbury, me hearties!Copy !req
262. The wind is in the sails,
the oars are in the locks!Copy !req
263. And we must away!Copy !req
264. Lady, it is my captain.
Long on beard, short on legs.Copy !req
265. Oh, Captain. I wish you luck,
from the bottom of my heart.Copy !req
266. You have a woman's bottom,
my lady!Copy !req
267. I'll wager that sweet
round pair of peachesCopy !req
268. has never been forced
'twixt two splintered planks,Copy !req
269. to plug a leak and save a ship.Copy !req
270. Certainly hasn't, and I'm
quite pleased about it!Copy !req
271. - What's wrong with women's bottoms?
- Not big enough, Ma'am.Copy !req
272. Mine might be!Copy !req
273. In that case, my little
puddin' of delight,Copy !req
274. let's beat about the
bush no longer.Copy !req
275. I know I'm only a
bluff old coveCopy !req
276. with no legs and a beard you
could lose a badger inCopy !req
277. but if you'll take me, I'm willing
to be captain of your ship, forever!Copy !req
278. - What do you say?
- Yes, please!Copy !req
279. I'll be back! We'll all be back!Copy !req
280. Edmund, then this is it. Oh!Copy !req
281. Have you got clean underwear?
And don't eat foreign food.Copy !req
282. And watch out for strange men,
and discover me a country,Copy !req
283. and bring me back a vegetable,
and - oh! - everything!Copy !req
284. Madam, I shall do all I can.Copy !req
285. Farewell!Copy !req
286. And... Don't wait up.Copy !req
287. Gosh.Copy !req
288. Well! That's the last
we'll see of him.Copy !req
289. In three months time
he'll be dead as a... dead dodo.Copy !req
290. Oh, Sir Walter, really!Copy !req
291. Sir Walter...Copy !req
292. Ha-ha!Copy !req
293. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
294. Not joining us in the
"ha-ha's", Percy?Copy !req
295. No! I'm thinking of England
and the girl I left behind me.Copy !req
296. Oh, God. I didn't know you had a girl.Copy !req
297. Oh, yes. Lady Caroline Fairfax.Copy !req
298. Caroline! I didn't
know you knew her.Copy !req
299. Oh, yes! I even
touched her once.Copy !req
300. Touched her what?Copy !req
301. Once. In a corridor.Copy !req
302. I've never heard it
called that before.Copy !req
303. When you get home in six months,
you'll be a hero.Copy !req
304. She might even let you
get your hands on her twice.Copy !req
305. - I fear not.
- Why not?Copy !req
306. Because we'll never get home.
We're doomed, doomed!Copy !req
307. Condemned to a watery grave
with a captain who's legless.Copy !req
308. Rubbish! I've hardly touched a drop!Copy !req
309. No, no. I mean you
haven't got any legs.Copy !req
310. You're right there. Carry on, sorry.Copy !req
311. We've got no hope. No
hope of ever returning.Copy !req
312. On the contrary, we are
certain to return!Copy !req
313. Because, me old sods, we are not
going to the Cape of Good Hope.Copy !req
314. - What?
- We are in fact going to France!Copy !req
315. France?Copy !req
316. But, Edmund, surely France
has already been discovered.Copy !req
317. - By the French for a start.
- Well, precisely; it's a trick.Copy !req
318. We just camp for six months,
get a good suntan, come home,Copy !req
319. pretend we've been round the Cape,
and get all the glory.Copy !req
320. A masterly plan, me young master.Copy !req
321. And one that leads me to make
an announcement meself.Copy !req
322. Truth is, I don't know the way to the
Cape of Good Hope anyway.Copy !req
323. What were you going to do?Copy !req
324. Sail round and round the Isle of
Wight 'til everyone gets dizzy.Copy !req
325. Then head for home.Copy !req
326. You old rascal.
Still, who cares;Copy !req
327. the day after tomorrow
we'll be in Calais.Copy !req
328. Captain, set sail for France!Copy !req
329. Hooray!Copy !req
330. So, you don't know the
way to France, either.Copy !req
331. No! I must confess that, too.Copy !req
332. Bugger!Copy !req
333. He's only been gone three days
and I am missing him already.Copy !req
334. Well, perhaps, Ma'am,Copy !req
335. I might amuse you still further
with tales of my adventures.Copy !req
336. Like what?Copy !req
337. Perhaps the one about
the mad pirate kingCopy !req
338. whose crew consisted entirely
of men called Roger.Copy !req
339. Heard it.Copy !req
340. Maybe I could distract you with the
tale of the time I fell into the waterCopy !req
341. and was almost eaten
by a hammerhead shark.Copy !req
342. Yes. Alright, try that one.Copy !req
343. Well, Ma'am...Copy !req
344. I fell into the water
and was almost eaten by a shark.Copy !req
345. And the funny thing is, its head was
exactly the same shape as a hammer.Copy !req
346. Oh, God!Copy !req
347. You'd better come up
with some presents,Copy !req
348. or I'm going to go off
explorers completely!Copy !req
349. I'll tell you something else. Edmund
was right. You do smell of fish.Copy !req
350. Pooey!Copy !req
351. There's no need to panic.Copy !req
352. Someone in the crew will know
how to steer this thing.Copy !req
353. - The crew, My Lord?
- Yes, the crew.Copy !req
354. What crew?Copy !req
355. I thought that it was common maritime
practice for a ship to have a crew.Copy !req
356. - Opinion is divided on the subject.
- Really?Copy !req
357. All the other captains say
it is; I say it isn't.Copy !req
358. Oh, God. Mad as a brush.Copy !req
359. Sir Walter's death warrant
for your signature, Majesty.Copy !req
360. Good. Any news of Edmund?Copy !req
361. Well, if they're on course,Copy !req
362. they should be nearing the
urine-drinking stage by now.Copy !req
363. Don't be horrid, Melchy.
Edmund would rather die!Copy !req
364. I fear that may be wishful
thinking, Majesty.Copy !req
365. Enter.Copy !req
366. - So soon?
- You said today.Copy !req
367. Yes, well, I'm not feeling
very thirsty at the moment.Copy !req
368. I had an eggcup full of stagnant water
three weeks ago...Copy !req
369. Alright, let's get on with it.Copy !req
370. Should we drink each other's
or stick to our own?Copy !req
371. Is Captain Rum joining us
for this bring-a-sample party?Copy !req
372. He's been swigging his for ages.
He says he likes it.Copy !req
373. Actually, come to think of it, he
started before the water ran out.Copy !req
374. Oh, God. Well, let's get on with it.Copy !req
375. It's always the
same, isn't it?Copy !req
376. You get all keyed up
and then you can't go.Copy !req
377. - I've done two bottles.
- Alright, then, pour it out.Copy !req
378. That it should come to this,
drinking Baldrick's water.Copy !req
379. Down the hatch.Copy !req
380. Land ahoy!Copy !req
381. Ah! France at last!Copy !req
382. No, me young master. Through
fair winds and fine seamanship,Copy !req
383. our vessel is once more edged up
on the shores of Old Blighty.Copy !req
384. By lucky chance,
we have landed at Southampton dock.Copy !req
385. Fare thee well. Last one up the old
sea dog gets a lick of the cat!Copy !req
386. Don't look much like
Southampton to me, My Lord.Copy !req
387. Well, those streams of molten lava
and that steamy mangrove swamp.Copy !req
388. And that crowd of natives
rubbing their tummiesCopy !req
389. and pointing to a large pot.Copy !req
390. Oh, God.Copy !req
391. Where are they now?Copy !req
392. If they haven't been
eaten by cannibals,Copy !req
393. they should be back
any minute now.Copy !req
394. - Ma'am!
- Edmund! You're alive!Copy !req
395. Oh, yes.Copy !req
396. - And your silly friend.
- Lord Percy, Ma'am.Copy !req
397. - And your monkey!
- Your Majesty.Copy !req
398. - But where is Captain Rum?
- Bad news, my lady. Rum is dead.Copy !req
399. Do not despair, good woman.
He died a hero's death:Copy !req
400. giving his life that his
friends might live.Copy !req
401. And that his enemies might have
something to go with their potatoes.Copy !req
402. - You mean they put him in the pot?
- Your fiance was a third-rate sailor,Copy !req
403. but a first-rate second course.Copy !req
404. However, we did manage to save
something of him as a memento.Copy !req
405. My lucky stars; I shall wear it
always, to remind me of him.Copy !req
406. However, Ma'am, I am now returned,Copy !req
407. and my mind can't help remembering
talk of wedding bells.Copy !req
408. No, I am completely
bored with explorers!Copy !req
409. And if you haven't
brought me any presents,Copy !req
410. I'm going to have
you executed!Copy !req
411. I only let Raleigh off because he
blubbed on his way to the block.Copy !req
412. - Presents, please!
- Ah, yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
413. Well, there was
one thing, Ma'am,Copy !req
414. a most extraordinary gift
from the island paradise we visited.Copy !req
415. Hurry up!Copy !req
416. - What is it?
- A stick.Copy !req
417. - Is it a stick, Lord Blackadder?
- Yes, but it's a very special stick.Copy !req
418. Because when you throw
it away, it comes back!Copy !req
419. Well, that's no good, is it; because
when I throw things away,Copy !req
420. I don't want them to come back!
You! Get rid of it!Copy !req
421. Certainly, Ma'am.Copy !req
422. What else have you brought?Copy !req
423. Well, there was
very little timeCopy !req
424. what with picking the weevils
out of biscuits and...Copy !req
425. What did I do with
that death warrant?Copy !req
426. Oh, Edmund, it's wonderful!
But what about Melchy and Raleigh?Copy !req
427. You must have brought
something for them as well.Copy !req
428. Nursie's got her beard, I've got
my stick; what about the two boys?Copy !req
429. Um, yes, yes...Copy !req
430. Well, there was...Copy !req
431. - There was one thing.
- Good.Copy !req
432. A fine wine from the Far East!
A most delicious beverage!Copy !req
433. Have a taste, boys, and
tell us what you think!Copy !req
434. - Oh, it certainly has plenty of nose!
- Oh, yes, this is very familiar.Copy !req
435. I'm sure you'll be glad to hear
that there is an inexhaustible supply.Copy !req