1. - Coming?
- No.
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lifetime experience.
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3. No it won't.
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4. - Everybody's going.
- Don't exaggerate, Percy.
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5. I'm not going, Mrs Miggins
from the pie shop isn't going.
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6. You know perfectly
well that Mrs Miggins
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the nose down.
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8. And besides, she is
honouring the occasion
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9. by baking a great commemorative pie,
in the shape of an enormous pie!
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10. What an imagination that woman has.
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11. Come on, Edmund! The greatest
explorer of our age is coming home.
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12. The streets have
never been so gay!
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13. Women are laughing,
children singing...
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14. Look! There's a man being indecently
assaulted by nine foreign sailors
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15. and he's still got a
smile on his face!
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16. Look, Percy, the return of Sir Walter
"Oh, what a big ship I've got" Raleigh
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17. is a matter of supreme
indifference to me.
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18. Look, if you're not careful,
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19. all the children will dance
about outside your window
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20. singing "sourpuss" and "grumpy face",
and you wouldn't want that, would you?
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21. I believe I could survive it.
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22. Now, Percy, will you get out
before I cut your head off,
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23. scoop out the insides,
and give it to your mother as a vase!
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24. What a clot. The most absurdly
dressed creature in Christendom.
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25. With one exception.
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26. - My Lord?
- Baldrick, you look like a deer.
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27. Thank you, My Lord.
You look a bit of a duckie yourself.
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28. What do you want?
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29. I was wondering if I might
have the afternoon off?
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30. Who do you think you are? Watt Tyler?
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31. You can have the afternoon off
when you die, not before.
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32. I want to cheer brave Sir Walter home.
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33. Today I feel proud to be a member
of the greatest Kingdom in the world.
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34. And doubtless many other members of
the animal kingdom feel the same way.
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35. Look, will you shut up?
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36. Bloody explorers,
ponce off to Mumbo-Jumbo-land,
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37. come home with a
tropical disease,
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38. a suntan and a bag of
brown lumpy things,
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39. and everyone's got a picture
of them in the lavatory.
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that do all the work?
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41. I'm the people who do all the work.
I mean, look at this.
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forgotten, My Lord.
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44. - It's a rhetorical question.
- No, it's a potato.
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45. To you it's a potato,
to me it's a potato.
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46. But to Sir Walter Bloody Raleigh
it's country estates, fine carriages
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47. and as many girls as his
tongue can cope with.
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48. He's making a fortune
out of the things.
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49. People are building
houses out of them.
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50. They'll be eating them next.
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51. Stranger things have happened.
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52. That horse becoming Pope.
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53. Oh, God. Probably some berk
with a parrot on his shoulder
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54. selling plaster gnomes of Sir Francis
Drake and his "Golden Behind".
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55. - Mummy!
- Why aren't you at school?
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56. Blackadder, started talking
to yourself I see.
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57. Yes, it's the only way I can be sure
of intelligent conversation.
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58. What do you want?
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59. I just looked in on
my way to the palace
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60. to welcome Sir Walter home. I wondered
if you cared to accompany me.
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61. I don't think I'll bother. Three
hours of bluff seaman's talk
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62. about picking the weevils out
of biscuits and drinking urine
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63. is not my idea of a good time.
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64. Servant, my hat.
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65. - Potato?
- Thanks, I don't.
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66. You haven't succumbed
to this fad
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67. of dressing up like half an
allotment in Nottingham Forest.
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68. - There you go, My Lord.
- Thank you.
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69. You have.
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70. Just as well you're not
coming, you're not
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at the moment...
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72. I can probably leave this
until tomorrow in fact.
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73. No, I'll come.
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74. The Queen and I will be the only
ones even vaguely sensibly dressed.
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75. - Who is it?
- Melchy, Lady.
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76. Stop! Close your eyes!
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77. Now enter!
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78. Ahoy there, me shivering
matey, heave-ho!
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79. - Right, open your eyes.
- Thank you, Majesty.
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80. And...
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81. - What's the matter, Melchy?
- I beg your pardon, my lady.
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82. I was wanting to greet the gallant
sailor who hallooed me as I came in.
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83. Perchance he has hauled anchor
and sailed away.
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84. No, it was me!
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85. Majesty! Surely not!
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86. You utter creep.
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87. So where's this barnacle-bottomed,
haddock-flavoured,
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88. bilge-rat Sir "rather a
wally" Raleigh, then?
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89. I hear he's about as exciting
as one of his potatoes.
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90. - Blackadder's a frightful old lubber.
- Well, indubitably no sea dog, Ma'am.
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91. With a yo-ho-ho and
perhaps, I might venture,
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92. a bottle of rum
into the bargain?
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93. It's him!
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94. Oh, God. Do I look
absolutely divine and regal
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95. and yet at the same time
very pretty and rather accessible?
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96. You are every jolly Jack
tar's dream, Majesty.
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97. I thought as much.
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98. If he's really gorgeous,
I'm thinking of marrying him.
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99. Ma'am, is that
not a little rash?
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100. I don't think so.
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101. It wouldn't be your first
little rash if it was.
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102. Majesty!
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103. Splice me timbers, Sir Walter,
it's bucko to see you, old matey!
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104. I'm sorry?
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105. She says hello.
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106. And well she might, for I have
brought her gifts and dominions
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107. beyond her wildest dreams.
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108. Are you sure? I have some
pretty wild dreams, you know.
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109. I'm not sure what they mean,
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110. but the other day there was
this enormous tree,
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111. and I was sitting
right on top of it.
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112. And then I dreamt once
that I was a sausage roll.
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113. Sorry! So excited! Don't
know what I'm saying.
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114. Come on, Sir Walter, I want to
hear about absolutely everything.
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115. Then prepare to hear tales of terrible
hardship, endurance and woe.
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116. We set sail from Plymouth in
the spring of 1552...
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117. You remember Lord Blackadder?
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118. No.
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119. But I can see he is the sort of pasty
landlubber I have always despised.
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120. Well, quite. Don't crowd
Sir Walter, Edmund.
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121. Twice last week,
I fought in hand to hand combat
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122. with a man with two
heads and no body hair.
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123. I'll warrant the most
exciting thing
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limpid prawn in a year
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125. was the day his servant forgot
to put sugar in his porridge.
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126. Gosh, you've got nice legs.
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127. While I hold the six seas
of the world in my hand,
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128. he couldn't even put six
gob-stoppers in his mouth.
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129. - He's a complete no-hoper, isn't he?
- He certainly is.
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130. My bedroom's just upstairs,
you know.
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131. I apprehended, Sir Walter,
that there were only seven seas.
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132. Only numerically speaking.
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133. We sailors do not count the sea
around the Cape of Good Hope.
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134. It is called the Sea of Certain Death,
and no sailor has crossed it alive.
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135. What an extraordinary
coincidence.
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136. What's an extraordinary
coincidence?
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137. It's just I was planning a jaunt
around the Cape of Good Hope myself.
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138. I'm leaving a week on
Thursday, I think.
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139. - Really?
- Yes, and now that...
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140. sorry, I've
forgotten your name,
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141. has returned and the
court smells of fish
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142. I've half a mind to set
off this afternoon.
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143. If you attempt that journey,
you've no mind at all.
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144. Or perhaps a mind
that knows no fear.
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145. Is that true?
Do you know no fear?
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146. Well, yes, I do rather
laugh in the face of fear,
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147. tweak the nose of terror.
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148. Gosh, Edmund, I'd forgotten
how dishy you are.
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149. Why, round the Cape the rain beats
down so hard it makes your head bleed.
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150. Some sort of hat is probably in order.
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151. And great dragons leap from
the water and swallow ships whole!
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152. I must remember to pack the
larger of my two shrimping nets.
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153. Edmund, you are completely wonderful.
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154. If you do this, I'll
probably marry you.
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155. Oh, yes? And who will be your captain?
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156. In my mind, there's
only one seafarer
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157. with few enough marbles to
attempt that journey.
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158. And who is that?
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159. Rum, of course.
Captain Redbeard Rum.
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160. Well done. Just testing. And where
would I find him on a Tuesday?
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161. If I remember his habits,
he's usually up the Old Sea Dog.
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162. And where is the Old Sea Dog?
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163. On Tuesdays he's normally
in bed with the Captain.
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164. Aaaahrrrrrr, aaaahrrr, aaaahrrrrr...
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165. - ..me laddie.
- Ah-haah-ah, indeed.
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166. So, Rum, I wish to hire you and
your ship. Can we shake on it?
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167. Aah-ahhh! You have a
woman's hand, My Lord!
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168. I'll wager these dainty pinkies
never weighed anchor in a storm.
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169. Well, you're right there.
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170. Your skin, My Lord.
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171. I'll wager it ne'er felt the lash
of a cat, been rubbed with salt,
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172. and then flayed off
by a pirate chief to make
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his best cabin boy.
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174. This is uncanny, I don't know how
you do it, but you're right again.
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175. Why should I let a stupid
cockerel like you aboard me boat?
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176. Perhaps for the
money in my purse.
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177. You have a woman's purse!
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178. I'll wager that purse has never
been used as a rowing-boat.
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179. I'll wager it's never had sixteen
shipwrecked mariners tossing in it.
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180. Right again, Rum. I must say
when it comes to tales of courage
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181. I'm going to have to
keep my mouth shut.
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182. You have a woman's mouth,
My Lord!
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183. I'll wager that mouth never had to
chew through the side of a ship
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184. to escape the dreadful
spindly killer fish.
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185. I must say,
when I came to see you,
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186. I had no idea I was going to have to
eat your ship as well as hire it.
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187. And since you're clearly as mad as a
mongoose I'll bid you farewell.
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188. Courtiers to the Queen, you're nothing
but lap-dogs to a slip of a girl.
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189. Better a "lap-dog to a slip
of a girl", than a... git.
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190. So you do have some spunk in you!
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191. - Don't worry, laddie, I'll come.
- Let us set sail as soon as we can.
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192. I will fetch my first mate,
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193. and then I'll return as fast
as my legs will carry me.
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194. You have a woman's legs,
My Lord!
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that have never been sliced
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before your very eyes.
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198. - Neither have yours.
- That's where you're wrong.
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199. Oh, my God!
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200. No point in changing your mind now.
The whole thing's suicide anyway.
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201. - What's the first mate's name?
- Percy.
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202. - A nautical cove?
- Yes! Well, he's sort of wet fish.
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203. I'm not coming.
I'm just not coming.
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204. I mean, of course I'm very keen
to go on the trip,
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I've got an appointment...
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206. to have my nostrils plucked...
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208. I'm sorry, My Lord. I thought it was
because you were a complete coward.
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209. Don't be ridiculous, Baldrick.
You know me.
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211. and tweak the nose of the
dreadful spindly killer fish.
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milksops who's scared
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mere sight of water.
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214. Yes, alright, I admit
it, I'm terrified!
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215. You see, Baldrick,
when I was a baby,
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216. I was savaged by a turbot.
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217. Oh, Baldrick, can you think of a plan
to get me out of this?
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218. - You can hide, My Lord.
- Hide?
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comes in and says,
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Percy, have you?" And you say...
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225. No, My Lord, I haven't
seen him all day.
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226. Brilliant!
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227. Oh, my God, here he comes!
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228. Hello, Balders. Where the
hell's that cretin Percy?
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229. Have you seen him?
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230. Yes, My Lord!
He's hiding in the box!
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231. Come on, jellybrain. Hurry up,
otherwise we'll miss the tide.
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232. Oh, Edmund, I'm so proud.
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233. You're just my complete hero!
Oh, dear, I'm going all gooey now.
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234. Ma'am, if during my journey you did
occasionally spare me a thought
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236. I'd deem my certain death a
minor inconvenience.
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237. Oh, Ned...
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238. - I've written a poem.
- Madam, I'm honoured.
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And the dogs go "bark's
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And the ducks go "quack's
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241. When the sky is blue,
And the cows go "moo's
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242. Think of lovely Queenie;
She'll be thinking of you.
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243. It's called "Edmund".
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244. Shakespeare gave
me a hand with the title,
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is all my own work.
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246. Tush and fie, my tiddly. You didn't
always make such pretty speeches.
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247. "Tis but the twinkling of a toe
since you could say nothing but
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249. Put a bung in it, Nursie.
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250. Now! I am sure that Melchy and Wally
want to say something as well.
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251. Oh, yes indeed!
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252. Goodbye, Blackadder.
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253. I'd say "Bon Voyage," but there's no
point. You'll be dead in three months.
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254. I love you, Walter, I
hope you know that.
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255. Farewell, Blackadder,
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256. the foremost cartographers of the
land have prepared this for you.
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257. It's a map of the area
that you'll be traversing.
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258. They'll be very grateful if you could
just fill it in as you go along.
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259. Goodbye.
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260. What's that?
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261. To Tilbury, me hearties!
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262. The wind is in the sails,
the oars are in the locks!
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263. And we must away!
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264. Lady, it is my captain.
Long on beard, short on legs.
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265. Oh, Captain. I wish you luck,
from the bottom of my heart.
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266. You have a woman's bottom,
my lady!
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267. I'll wager that sweet
round pair of peaches
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'twixt two splintered planks,
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270. Certainly hasn't, and I'm
quite pleased about it!
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271. - What's wrong with women's bottoms?
- Not big enough, Ma'am.
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272. Mine might be!
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273. In that case, my little
puddin' of delight,
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bush no longer.
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275. I know I'm only a
bluff old cove
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could lose a badger in
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277. but if you'll take me, I'm willing
to be captain of your ship, forever!
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278. - What do you say?
- Yes, please!
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279. I'll be back! We'll all be back!
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280. Edmund, then this is it. Oh!
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281. Have you got clean underwear?
And don't eat foreign food.
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282. And watch out for strange men,
and discover me a country,
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283. and bring me back a vegetable,
and - oh! - everything!
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284. Madam, I shall do all I can.
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285. Farewell!
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286. And... Don't wait up.
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287. Gosh.
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288. Well! That's the last
we'll see of him.
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289. In three months time
he'll be dead as a... dead dodo.
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290. Oh, Sir Walter, really!
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291. Sir Walter...
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292. Ha-ha!
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293. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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294. Not joining us in the
"ha-ha's", Percy?
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295. No! I'm thinking of England
and the girl I left behind me.
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297. Oh, yes. Lady Caroline Fairfax.
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298. Caroline! I didn't
know you knew her.
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299. Oh, yes! I even
touched her once.
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300. Touched her what?
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301. Once. In a corridor.
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called that before.
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303. When you get home in six months,
you'll be a hero.
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304. She might even let you
get your hands on her twice.
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305. - I fear not.
- Why not?
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306. Because we'll never get home.
We're doomed, doomed!
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307. Condemned to a watery grave
with a captain who's legless.
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308. Rubbish! I've hardly touched a drop!
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309. No, no. I mean you
haven't got any legs.
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310. You're right there. Carry on, sorry.
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311. We've got no hope. No
hope of ever returning.
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312. On the contrary, we are
certain to return!
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313. Because, me old sods, we are not
going to the Cape of Good Hope.
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314. - What?
- We are in fact going to France!
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315. France?
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316. But, Edmund, surely France
has already been discovered.
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317. - By the French for a start.
- Well, precisely; it's a trick.
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318. We just camp for six months,
get a good suntan, come home,
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and get all the glory.
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320. A masterly plan, me young master.
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321. And one that leads me to make
an announcement meself.
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322. Truth is, I don't know the way to the
Cape of Good Hope anyway.
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323. What were you going to do?
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324. Sail round and round the Isle of
Wight 'til everyone gets dizzy.
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325. Then head for home.
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326. You old rascal.
Still, who cares;
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327. the day after tomorrow
we'll be in Calais.
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328. Captain, set sail for France!
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329. Hooray!
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330. So, you don't know the
way to France, either.
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331. No! I must confess that, too.
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332. Bugger!
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333. He's only been gone three days
and I am missing him already.
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334. Well, perhaps, Ma'am,
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335. I might amuse you still further
with tales of my adventures.
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336. Like what?
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337. Perhaps the one about
the mad pirate king
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338. whose crew consisted entirely
of men called Roger.
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339. Heard it.
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340. Maybe I could distract you with the
tale of the time I fell into the water
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341. and was almost eaten
by a hammerhead shark.
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342. Yes. Alright, try that one.
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343. Well, Ma'am...
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344. I fell into the water
and was almost eaten by a shark.
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345. And the funny thing is, its head was
exactly the same shape as a hammer.
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346. Oh, God!
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with some presents,
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348. or I'm going to go off
explorers completely!
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349. I'll tell you something else. Edmund
was right. You do smell of fish.
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350. Pooey!
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351. There's no need to panic.
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352. Someone in the crew will know
how to steer this thing.
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353. - The crew, My Lord?
- Yes, the crew.
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practice for a ship to have a crew.
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- Really?
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it is; I say it isn't.
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358. Oh, God. Mad as a brush.
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359. Sir Walter's death warrant
for your signature, Majesty.
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360. Good. Any news of Edmund?
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361. Well, if they're on course,
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urine-drinking stage by now.
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363. Don't be horrid, Melchy.
Edmund would rather die!
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364. I fear that may be wishful
thinking, Majesty.
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366. - So soon?
- You said today.
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367. Yes, well, I'm not feeling
very thirsty at the moment.
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368. I had an eggcup full of stagnant water
three weeks ago...
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369. Alright, let's get on with it.
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370. Should we drink each other's
or stick to our own?
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371. Is Captain Rum joining us
for this bring-a-sample party?
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372. He's been swigging his for ages.
He says he likes it.
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started before the water ran out.
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same, isn't it?
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and then you can't go.
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377. - I've done two bottles.
- Alright, then, pour it out.
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378. That it should come to this,
drinking Baldrick's water.
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379. Down the hatch.
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380. Land ahoy!
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381. Ah! France at last!
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382. No, me young master. Through
fair winds and fine seamanship,
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383. our vessel is once more edged up
on the shores of Old Blighty.
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384. By lucky chance,
we have landed at Southampton dock.
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385. Fare thee well. Last one up the old
sea dog gets a lick of the cat!
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386. Don't look much like
Southampton to me, My Lord.
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387. Well, those streams of molten lava
and that steamy mangrove swamp.
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388. And that crowd of natives
rubbing their tummies
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389. and pointing to a large pot.
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390. Oh, God.
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391. Where are they now?
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392. If they haven't been
eaten by cannibals,
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393. they should be back
any minute now.
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394. - Ma'am!
- Edmund! You're alive!
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395. Oh, yes.
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396. - And your silly friend.
- Lord Percy, Ma'am.
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397. - And your monkey!
- Your Majesty.
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398. - But where is Captain Rum?
- Bad news, my lady. Rum is dead.
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399. Do not despair, good woman.
He died a hero's death:
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400. giving his life that his
friends might live.
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401. And that his enemies might have
something to go with their potatoes.
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402. - You mean they put him in the pot?
- Your fiance was a third-rate sailor,
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403. but a first-rate second course.
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404. However, we did manage to save
something of him as a memento.
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405. My lucky stars; I shall wear it
always, to remind me of him.
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406. However, Ma'am, I am now returned,
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407. and my mind can't help remembering
talk of wedding bells.
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408. No, I am completely
bored with explorers!
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409. And if you haven't
brought me any presents,
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410. I'm going to have
you executed!
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411. I only let Raleigh off because he
blubbed on his way to the block.
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412. - Presents, please!
- Ah, yes, Ma'am.
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413. Well, there was
one thing, Ma'am,
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414. a most extraordinary gift
from the island paradise we visited.
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415. Hurry up!
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416. - What is it?
- A stick.
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417. - Is it a stick, Lord Blackadder?
- Yes, but it's a very special stick.
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418. Because when you throw
it away, it comes back!
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419. Well, that's no good, is it; because
when I throw things away,
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420. I don't want them to come back!
You! Get rid of it!
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421. Certainly, Ma'am.
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422. What else have you brought?
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423. Well, there was
very little time
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424. what with picking the weevils
out of biscuits and...
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425. What did I do with
that death warrant?
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426. Oh, Edmund, it's wonderful!
But what about Melchy and Raleigh?
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427. You must have brought
something for them as well.
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428. Nursie's got her beard, I've got
my stick; what about the two boys?
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429. Um, yes, yes...
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430. Well, there was...
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431. - There was one thing.
- Good.
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432. A fine wine from the Far East!
A most delicious beverage!
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433. Have a taste, boys, and
tell us what you think!
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434. - Oh, it certainly has plenty of nose!
- Oh, yes, this is very familiar.
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435. I'm sure you'll be glad to hear
that there is an inexhaustible supply.
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