1. Right, Baldrick, let's try again,
shall we?Copy !req
2. This is called adding.Copy !req
3. If I have two beans, and then I add
two more beans,Copy !req
4. what do I have?Copy !req
5. Some beans.Copy !req
6. Yes... and no.
Let's try again, shall we?Copy !req
7. I have two beans, then I add two
more beans, what does that make?Copy !req
8. A very small casserole.Copy !req
9. Baldrick, the ape creatures of
the Indus have mastered this.Copy !req
10. Now try again.
One, two, three, four.Copy !req
11. - So how many are there?
- Three.Copy !req
12. - And that one.
- Three and that one.Copy !req
13. So if I add that one
to the three, what will I have?Copy !req
14. Oh! Some beans.Copy !req
15. To you, Baldrick, the RenaissanceCopy !req
16. was just something that happened
to other people, wasn't it?Copy !req
17. Edmund, Edmund, come quickly,
the Queen wants to see you!Copy !req
18. What are you wearing
round your neck?Copy !req
19. It's my new ruff.Copy !req
20. You look like a bird
who's swallowed a plate.Copy !req
21. It's the latest fashion actually
and it makes me look rather sexy.Copy !req
22. To another plate-swallowing
bird perhaps.Copy !req
23. If it was blind and
hadn't had it in months.Copy !req
24. I think you may be wrong.Copy !req
25. You're a sad laughable
figure, Percy.Copy !req
26. - What do you think of Percy's ruff?
- Four.Copy !req
27. Some beans and some
beans is four beans.Copy !req
28. We've moved on from advanced
mathematics, we're on to dressmaking.Copy !req
29. What do you think of Percy's ruff?Copy !req
30. I think he looks like a bird
who's swallowed a plate, My Lord.Copy !req
31. No, that's what I think. Try to have
a thought of your own, Baldrick.Copy !req
32. Thinking is so important.
What do you think?Copy !req
33. I think thinking is
so important, My Lord.Copy !req
34. I give up. I'm off
to see the Queen.Copy !req
35. Shall I come too, My Lord?Copy !req
36. No, people might
think we're friends.Copy !req
37. Stay here with Baldrick.Copy !req
38. Bird neck and bird brain, should
get on like a house on fire.Copy !req
39. Grey, I suspect, Majesty.Copy !req
40. I think it was orange,
Lord Melchett.Copy !req
41. - Grey is more usual, Ma'am.
- Who's Queen?Copy !req
42. As you say, Majesty. There were these
magnificent orange elephants...Copy !req
43. - My Lady, you wish to see me.
- Yes, Lord Melchett has bad news.Copy !req
44. Lord Melchett is bad news.Copy !req
45. No, be serious. Melchett!Copy !req
46. Unhappily, Blackadder, the
Lord High Executioner is dead.Copy !req
47. Oh woe! Murdered of course.Copy !req
48. Oddly enough, no.
This one just got careless one nightCopy !req
49. and signed his name on
the wrong dotted line.Copy !req
50. They came for him
while he slept.Copy !req
51. He should have told them
they had the wrong man.Copy !req
52. They didn't, they had the right man
and they had the form to prove it.Copy !req
53. Bloody red tape, eh?
And the bad news?Copy !req
54. The bad news is that there
are hundreds of catholicsCopy !req
55. who desperately want
their heads snicked offCopy !req
56. and there's no-one
to organise it.Copy !req
57. I pity the poor sod
who gets the job.Copy !req
58. No-one ever survives
it more than a week.Copy !req
59. I have taken the liberty,
Ma'am, of drawing upCopy !req
60. a list of suitable candidates.Copy !req
61. Let's hear it.Copy !req
62. List for the post of
Lord High Executioner.Copy !req
63. Lord Blackadder.Copy !req
64. Right then. Let's take
a look, shall we?Copy !req
65. Who's first into
the head basket?Copy !req
66. Admiral Lord Ethingham
and Sir Francis Drake on Monday.Copy !req
67. That should draw a crowd.
Well, sailing enthusiasts.Copy !req
68. Better make sure there's a few anchors
and things on the souvenir stall.Copy !req
69. Aye, aye, Sir.Copy !req
70. Never ever try to be funny
in my presence again, Percy.Copy !req
71. Right, Buckingham and Ponsonby
on Friday, Farrow on Wednesday.Copy !req
72. Who's Farrow when he's not
having his head cut off?Copy !req
73. James Farrow, pleasant
bloke from Dorchester.Copy !req
74. Don't know him,
never will either.Copy !req
75. Yes, and he goes on Wednesday?
It's not right though, is it?Copy !req
76. Well no! There was absolutely no
evidence against young Farrow at all!Copy !req
77. It was an outrageous
travesty of justice!Copy !req
78. No, I mean we could stick him in on
Monday and have half the week off.Copy !req
79. - Oh, I see. Yes, that's right.
- Pop him in on Monday.Copy !req
80. Right, five dead in two days.
Not a bad start.Copy !req
81. Oh yes, Percy,
and the new ruff?Copy !req
82. The fashion today
is towards the tiny.Copy !req
83. In that case, Percy, you have the most
fashionable brain in London.Copy !req
84. Right, good morning team.
My name is Edmund Blackadder.Copy !req
85. I'm the new minister in charge
of religious genocide.Copy !req
86. If you play straight with me you'll
find me a considerate employer.Copy !req
87. But cross me and
you'll discover thatCopy !req
88. under this playful
boyish exteriorCopy !req
89. beats the heart of a
ruthless sadistic maniac.Copy !req
90. - Now, my man, you are?
- Jailor, Sir, My Lord.Copy !req
91. - And your name is?
- Ploppy, Sir.Copy !req
92. - Ploppy the jailer?
- That's right, Sir.Copy !req
93. Ploppy, son of Ploppy.Copy !req
94. - Ploppy, son of Ploppy the jailer?
- Ach no, Sir.Copy !req
95. I am the first Ploppy
to rise to be jailer.Copy !req
96. My father, Daddy Ploppy,
was known as Ploppy the Slopper.Copy !req
97. It was from him that I inherited
my fascinating skin diseases.Copy !req
98. You are to be congratulated,
my friend.Copy !req
99. We live in an age where illness
and deformity are common placeCopy !req
100. and yet, Ploppy, you
are the most repulsiveCopy !req
101. individual that I
have ever met.Copy !req
102. I would shake your hand
but I fear it would come off.Copy !req
103. Not many bosses would be
that considerate, Sir.Copy !req
104. Thank you, Ploppy, I do my best.Copy !req
105. Now then, woman, if
indeed you are a woman.Copy !req
106. - What is your function on death row?
- I'm the last meal cook, Sir.Copy !req
107. The prisoners may ask me for
what they fancy for their last meal.Copy !req
108. And you cook for
them what they desire?Copy !req
109. Yes, provided they
ask for sausages,Copy !req
110. otherwise they tend to get
a tiny bit disappointed.Copy !req
111. Sausages is all I got.Copy !req
112. You are clearly a woman of principle
and compassion, Mistress...Copy !req
113. - Ploppy, Sir.
- Ah, so you are married to...Copy !req
114. No, many people think that,
but it's pure coincidence.Copy !req
115. We did laugh when
first we found out.Copy !req
116. "Good morning, Mistress Ploppy"
he'd say,Copy !req
117. and I'd say,
"Good morning, Mister Ploppy."Copy !req
118. The long winter evenings
must just fly by.Copy !req
119. And you must be the boy
who makes the tea.Copy !req
120. No, Sir, he's the executioner.Copy !req
121. But he does sometimes
make the tea.Copy !req
122. - And your name is?
- Baldrick, My Lord.Copy !req
123. But I'll change it to Ploppy
if it'll make things easier.Copy !req
124. No, thank you. I can cope
with more than one name.Copy !req
125. What are you doing here?Copy !req
126. Well, it's a hobby.Copy !req
127. It would be more fun, Sir,
if he were to change his name.Copy !req
128. Give the place a more
family atmosphere.Copy !req
129. This is meant to be a place of
pain and misery and sorrow.Copy !req
130. That's what I mean, Sir.Copy !req
131. Mistress Ploppy is a bit
of a social realist, Sir.Copy !req
132. We're going to run a
fast efficient operationCopy !req
133. and I intend to do as
little work as possible.Copy !req
134. My deputy Percy
here will explain.Copy !req
135. Good afternoon, staff,
my name is Lord Percy,Copy !req
136. and if you play fair by me you will
find me a considerate employer.Copy !req
137. - But if you cross me, byJove, you...
- Just tell 'em the plan, duckface.Copy !req
138. - My Lord, not in front of the staff.
- Get on with it.Copy !req
139. Right. As you know,
we are scheduled toCopy !req
140. execute Drake and
Ethingham on MondayCopy !req
141. Lord Farrow on WednesdayCopy !req
142. and Buckingham and
Ponsonby on Friday.Copy !req
143. But in order to give us
the middle of the week offCopy !req
144. Lord Blackadder has decided
to move Farrow to Monday.Copy !req
145. Let's just say he's got time off
for good behaviour.Copy !req
146. My husband dies tomorrow.Copy !req
147. I beseech you, even if you
cannot save his life...Copy !req
148. Which I don't think
either of us would want,Copy !req
149. seeing as how he's a
horrible traitor.Copy !req
150. - But if he must die, may I see him?
- But of course.Copy !req
151. What's she asking me for?Copy !req
152. Why doesn't she just go
along to the execution?Copy !req
153. Your Majesty, I don't believe
she wants to see him die.Copy !req
154. I believe she wants to
see him before he dies.Copy !req
155. How odd. She's not seen him!Copy !req
156. I wouldn't marry someone
I'd never seen.Copy !req
157. You should take marriage
a bit more seriously next time.Copy !req
158. Come now, Lady Farrow, crying isn't
going to help your husband now.Copy !req
159. No! Ointment! That's what you need
when your head's been cut off!Copy !req
160. That's what I gave your sister Mary
when they'd done her.Copy !req
161. "There, there," I said,
"you'll soon grow a new one."Copy !req
162. Shut up, Nursie. Of course you
may see your husband, my dear.Copy !req
163. And if horrid old Edmund
tries to stop you give him this.Copy !req
164. It's a warrant for
his own execution.Copy !req
165. Thank you, Ma'am. May flights of
angels sing you to your rest.Copy !req
166. Yes, I'm sure they will!Copy !req
167. Hip, hip, hip...Copy !req
168. - So, they're all dead, are they?
- All three. Drake, Ethingham, Farrow.Copy !req
169. Splendid.
Any interesting last words?Copy !req
170. Farrow was rather
moving, My Lord.Copy !req
171. A great strong man,
he stood there gauntCopy !req
172. and noble in the
early morning mistCopy !req
173. and in a loud clear
voice he cried out,Copy !req
174. "My wife might have bloody
well turned up."Copy !req
175. She's very shacked up with some
new pair of tights already.Copy !req
176. Unless Lord Percy has anything to add,
you lot can amuse yourselvesCopy !req
177. in whatever foul depraved way
you feel fit 'til Friday.Copy !req
178. Thank you, Sir. Well staff, I've
got a few notes on today's show.Copy !req
179. - On the whole I was impressed...
- They've gone, Percy.Copy !req
180. Eh team, team!Copy !req
181. - My Lord, there is a lady to see you.
- Is she pretty?Copy !req
182. - I don't know, what do you think?
- I haven't seen her yet.Copy !req
183. Make yourself scarce, Baldrick.Copy !req
184. - Good evening, Lord Blackadder.
- Well it certainly is now.Copy !req
185. Perhaps you'd like to slip into
something more comfortable.Copy !req
186. No, My Lord, for there is
a great pain in my heart.Copy !req
187. - It's probably indigestion.
- It is my husband.Copy !req
188. Your husband's got indigestion?
Well, he won't be bothering us then.Copy !req
189. No, he dies tomorrow.Copy !req
190. Oh come, you can't die of indigestion,
you're overdramatising.Copy !req
191. He is to be executed at your order.
I am Lady Farrow.Copy !req
192. And what exactly did
you want of me?Copy !req
193. - I wish to see my husband tonight.
- Not really possible actually.Copy !req
194. Excuse me just a second.Copy !req
195. - Baldrick!
- My Lord!Copy !req
196. That Farrow bloke you executed
today, are you sure he's dead?Copy !req
197. - Well I chopped his head off.
- Don't get clever with me.Copy !req
198. I just thought you might have lopped
off a leg or something by mistake.Copy !req
199. No, the thing I chopped
off had a nose.Copy !req
200. Yes, I'm so sorry. I've just
been consulting my legal peopleCopy !req
201. and I'm afraid there really
is no chance of a meeting.Copy !req
202. The Queen told me
it would be allowed.Copy !req
203. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
204. And that if you said "no",
I should give you this.Copy !req
205. Fine, fine, absolutely.
Why not?Copy !req
206. Right, Baldrick,
is that all clear?Copy !req
207. Yes, I've killed someone
I shouldn't have killed.Copy !req
208. Now you want me to put a lady
on my head and talk to his old bag.Copy !req
209. No, I want you to put a bag on your
head and talk to his old lady.Copy !req
210. Why a bag on my head?Copy !req
211. In order, nincompoop, that she should
believe that you're her husband.Copy !req
212. Did he used to wear
a bag on his head?Copy !req
213. Young Ploppy here has
a point, My Lord.Copy !req
214. Lord Farrow never wore a bag, he was
an old-fashioned sort of a gent.Copy !req
215. Well, My Lord, I hadn't
meant to mention it,Copy !req
216. but I have been
wondering all alongCopy !req
217. why you think Baldrick with a
bag on his head is gonna beCopy !req
218. a dead ringer for Lord Farrow,
because he's not!Copy !req
219. Look, cretins,Copy !req
220. the bag is there in order to
obscure Baldrick's own features.Copy !req
221. Many might think that would
be reason enough for him to wear it.Copy !req
222. Before I bring in Lady Farrow
I shall explain to her,Copy !req
223. inventing some cunningly
plausible excuse,Copy !req
224. that her husband has
taken to wearing a bag.Copy !req
225. She can then chat to
Baldrick imaginingCopy !req
226. him to be the man she married.Copy !req
227. And the Queen need never know
of my miscalculation.Copy !req
228. Why, My Lord, that is a
brilliant plan.Copy !req
229. - Foolproof.
- You're very kind.Copy !req
230. Although there is something lurking at
the back of my head that bothers me.Copy !req
231. - It's probably a flea.
- Your Lordship, Lady Farrow.Copy !req
232. All right, go on, quick! Quick!Copy !req
233. It is my beloved that I
shall be pleased to see.Copy !req
234. Though I should warn you that he, eh,
he will not be quite as you knew him.Copy !req
235. You fiend! What have you done to him?Copy !req
236. We have put a bag over his head.Copy !req
237. Why?Copy !req
238. None of the other
prisoners have suchCopy !req
239. shapely widows, baa,
wives, I should say.Copy !req
240. In the interest of the moral,Copy !req
241. your husband has nobly
agreed to wear a bag.Copy !req
242. It was either that or have all the
other prisoners in there with you.Copy !req
243. - How like him to make such a gesture.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
244. I'll just go and check he's bagged up.Copy !req
245. Balders, this is it!Copy !req
246. - My Lord!
- What is it now, Ploppy?Copy !req
247. I have located my
nagging doubt.Copy !req
248. It's a small point,
but I do now recallCopy !req
249. that Lord Farrow was
considerably taller,Copy !req
250. more than a yard taller,
than young Ploppy here.Copy !req
251. If you want something done properly
you've got to do it yourself.Copy !req
252. - Anything else I should know?
- He had a very deep voice.Copy !req
253. - Big, deep, booming voice.
- So quite like mine, then?Copy !req
254. No, My Lord, a big,
deep, booming voice.Copy !req
255. Mine's quite deep.Copy !req
256. Not like his, and in fact, he was even
taller than you, My Lord. A giant man.Copy !req
257. All right, don't rub it in.Copy !req
258. Percy, you'd better go and
have a word with her.Copy !req
259. Go on, go on.Copy !req
260. Sorry about the delay, Madam.Copy !req
261. As you know, you are about
to meet your husband,Copy !req
262. whom you will recognise
on account of the fact thatCopy !req
263. he has a bag over his head.Copy !req
264. - I would know my darling anywhere.
- There are a couple of other things.Copy !req
265. I am prepared for the fact
that he may have lost some weight.Copy !req
266. Yes, and some height.Copy !req
267. That's the interesting thing.Copy !req
268. You'll probably not recognise
him at all actually.Copy !req
269. You'll be telling me his
arm's grown back next.Copy !req
270. Excuse, just for a sec.Copy !req
271. He's only got one arm!Copy !req
272. Well I shall just have to stick it
inside the shirt. Which one?Copy !req
273. Hang on!Copy !req
274. - How do we know you're his wife?
- What?Copy !req
275. Well, you know,
you could be a gloater.Copy !req
276. - I beg your pardon.
- You know, a gloater.Copy !req
277. Come to gloat over the condemned man.
We're up to our ears in gloaters here.Copy !req
278. "Can I come in for a gloat?"
they shout.Copy !req
279. We shout back,
"You heartless gloaters."Copy !req
280. All right, alright, I tell you what.Copy !req
281. I'll believe you're not a gloater if
you tell me which arm he hasn't got.Copy !req
282. His left of course.
Now let me see my husband!Copy !req
283. Right!Copy !req
284. It's the left! Good luck!Copy !req
285. Gloaters? You really are a prat,
aren't you, Percy?Copy !req
286. In two minutes you
interrupt me, alright?Copy !req
287. Otherwise I'm in real trouble,
and don't forget because...Copy !req
288. - We're not at home to Mr Cockup.
- Correct.Copy !req
289. - Remember the voice, My Lord.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
290. Enter!Copy !req
291. - James?
- My darling!Copy !req
292. - How are you?
- Oh fine, fine. Food's not bad.Copy !req
293. - Apart from the sausages.
- Your voice is somehow different.Copy !req
294. - Oh, how?
- Somehow lighter.Copy !req
295. Not as deep nor booming
as once it was.Copy !req
296. - Is that better?
- Oh my darling!Copy !req
297. Call me by that name you always called
me to show your love is still strong.Copy !req
298. Ah, yes.Copy !req
299. Do you think this is quite the time
or the place for that sort of thing?Copy !req
300. Please!Copy !req
301. This is the specific secret little
name that I always used to call you?Copy !req
302. Yes, the one like
"your little pumpkin".Copy !req
303. The one like "your little pumpkin" but
not actually "your little pumpkin"?Copy !req
304. No.Copy !req
305. Right then,
my little pumpkinywumpkiny?Copy !req
306. Oh my darling! Ah! Your arm!
What happened to it?Copy !req
307. Well, I'm rather hurt
you don't remember.Copy !req
308. But it was only cut off at the elbow.
What happened to the rest?Copy !req
309. Ah, well, I got into a
scrap with a fellowCopy !req
310. who called you a nosey little
strumpet who was alwaysCopy !req
311. going blubbing to the Queen,Copy !req
312. and we got into a fight,
and he cut off the top half.Copy !req
313. Well I think you'd better be going.Copy !req
314. Lord Blackadder said his servant
Baldrick was going to collect me.Copy !req
315. Perhaps, My Lord,
he is leaving us for a little longer.Copy !req
316. No, I shouldn't think so. Baldrick!
He's usually very punctual.Copy !req
317. Perhaps this Baldrick is
doing it out of kindness.Copy !req
318. Oh no, I shouldn't think so. Baldrick!
He's a very unkind person.Copy !req
319. Let us leap on the moment
and use it to its full.Copy !req
320. Let me do this last thing for you!
What wife could do more?Copy !req
321. Oh, I see.Copy !req
322. Right, that's it. Time's up!
Come along.Copy !req
323. We've had so little time.Copy !req
324. May we finish what we
began in paradise.Copy !req
325. - Farewell.
- Farewell.Copy !req
326. Baldrick, you bastard!
You utter bastard!Copy !req
327. That was the first
time in my whole life.Copy !req
328. I've been on this paltry,
boring planetCopy !req
329. for 30 years and that's the
first time ever...Copy !req
330. But do not despair, My Lord.Copy !req
331. Your brother petitions the
Queen tomorrow morning.Copy !req
332. - There may still be hope!
- What?Copy !req
333. Shall I prepare the guest room
for Mr Cockup, My Lord?Copy !req
334. Yes, alright then, let him off.
He probably is innocent anyway.Copy !req
335. My lady!Copy !req
336. May the heavens rain down radiant
jewels and sweetmeats upon you.Copy !req
337. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
338. - And may Cherabim and Seraphim...
- Out!Copy !req
339. - My lady, about Lord Farrow.
- I've let him off.Copy !req
340. No, you can't.Copy !req
341. He's a complete cad
of the first water.Copy !req
342. - "Can't" is not a word for princes.
- How very true, Majesty.Copy !req
343. Anyway, I won't be argued with,
will I, Nursie?Copy !req
344. Well, when you want
something very naughty...Copy !req
345. No, you won't be argued with.
Absolutely not.Copy !req
346. So, Lord Blackadder, I want to see
Lord Farrow here in one hour.Copy !req
347. Meanwhile, I shall spend the time
visiting my old friend Lord Ponsonby,Copy !req
348. whom I believe I'm having killed
on Friday. Come on, Nursie.Copy !req
349. Let's see if there are any good heads
in traitor's cloister on the way.Copy !req
350. Percy, this is a very
difficult situation.Copy !req
351. Someone's for the chop.
You or me in fact.Copy !req
352. Yes.Copy !req
353. Let's face facts, Perc, it's you!Copy !req
354. - Except, exc-ept, I may have a plan.
- Oh yes.Copy !req
355. How about if we get Lord Farrow's head
and body and we take it to the Queen,Copy !req
356. except, exc-ept, just before we get
in, we start shouting and screamingCopy !req
357. and then we say, "We were on our way
when he said something traitorous."Copy !req
358. "So we cut his head off in the
corridor to teach him a lesson".Copy !req
359. Absolutely pathetic!
Contemptible! Worth a try.Copy !req
360. - Where is the head?
- On a spike in traitor's cloister.Copy !req
361. Oh God, that's where the Queen's gone!
Did she know Farrow?Copy !req
362. - Oh yes, they were childhood friends.
- If she sees his head on a spike...Copy !req
363. She'll realise he's dead!Copy !req
364. You fetch the body,
and I'll cover the head.Copy !req
365. Hello, Edmund.
I'm sorry I snapped at you just now.Copy !req
366. - You know I'm very keen on you.
- Yes, as you were keen on Essex.Copy !req
367. Right up to the point
at which you had his head cut off.Copy !req
368. He didn't mind that,
he knew it was only little me.Copy !req
369. And I must say, his head
did look jolly super on its spike.Copy !req
370. Are there no heads on spikes today?Copy !req
371. No, we're training
up a new executionerCopy !req
372. and he's a little immature.Copy !req
373. Takes him forever.
Slash, slash, slash.Copy !req
374. When he's finished you don't so
much need a spike as a toast rack.Copy !req
375. I like toast. Still, must be off
to say bye-bye to Ponsonby.Copy !req
376. Would you care to
stroll with me,Copy !req
377. if you've got time,
if you're not too busy?Copy !req
378. Sorry, Ma'am...Copy !req
379. I said "Would you care to stroll
with me, if you've got time,Copy !req
380. if you're not too busy?"Copy !req
381. It would make the
decade worthwhile.Copy !req
382. And in Genoa, 'tis now the fashion to
pin a live frog to the shoulder braid,Copy !req
383. stand on a bucket
and go "bibble" at passers-by.Copy !req
384. Oh, our Italian cousins!Copy !req
385. Well, if you'll excuse me, Ma'am,
I've got some business to attend to.Copy !req
386. Certainly. But first Edmund,
take my hand.Copy !req
387. Tell me you forgive
my former sharpness.Copy !req
388. - M'lady.
- Sweet Lord Blackadder.Copy !req
389. Percy.Copy !req
390. - I've got the body and you the head.
- It's no good, Percy.Copy !req
391. No-one's ever going to believe we've
just cut it off, it's gone green!Copy !req
392. - We're doomed.
- Doomed!Copy !req
393. Wait a moment, that's not Farrow!
That's Ponsonby.Copy !req
394. My God, Ponsonby!Copy !req
395. That genius Baldrick has killed
the wrong bloke. We're saved.Copy !req
396. Then Farrow is alive
and we're saved.Copy !req
397. Hooray!Copy !req
398. And when the Queen gets back
from seeing Ponsonby we'll... Oh God!Copy !req
399. Oh doomed! Doomed!Copy !req
400. - It's not very nice here, is it?
- It's not meant to be, my pikelet.Copy !req
401. This is where all the horrid people
who don't like you live.Copy !req
402. It's a bit smelly too, isn't it?Copy !req
403. Of course I'm used to that.Copy !req
404. In the mornings when
you were a baby...Copy !req
405. Shut up, Nursie! You!Copy !req
406. No not you, you're too repulsive.
You!Copy !req
407. Yes, your Royal
Majestic Highness.Copy !req
408. - Bring in Lord Ponsonby.
- Yes, your Majesty.Copy !req
409. So strange. Ponsonby turned
out to be a traitor.Copy !req
410. You would have thought that he'd have
had problems enough with that hunch.Copy !req
411. - And only having one leg.
- And that terrible speech problem.Copy !req
412. Your Majesty, Lord Ponsonby...Copy !req
413. Your Royal Majesty.
Sorry about the baaag.Copy !req
414. Didn't have time to shave.Copy !req