1. {\an8}Play Infinity,
the most immersive video game in history.
Copy !req
2. Hi. I'm Nanette. Nanette Cole.
Copy !req
3. - You're Robert Daly, right?
- Right.
Copy !req
4. I just wanted to, uh, pass on
Copy !req
5. my admiration to the person
who actually designed Infinity.
Copy !req
6. Just some beautiful code.
Copy !req
7. Oh, are you okay, man?
Copy !req
8. Ooh, vintage!
Copy !req
9. - Yeah, it's Space Fleet.
- Wow.
Copy !req
10. It's a TV show.
Copy !req
11. Aboard the spaceship USS Callister. Okay.
Copy !req
12. Don't be too nice to him
'cause he gets a bit stare-y.
Copy !req
13. Thanks, Shania.
Copy !req
14. - Where... where am I?
- Onboard Daly's ship.
Copy !req
15. The USS Callister.
We are its loyal space crew,
Copy !req
16. and now, apparently, so are you.
Copy !req
17. Daly's created
an identical digital version of you,
Copy !req
18. of all of us, from your DNA,
Copy !req
19. He'll have harvested it somehow.
Copy !req
20. He grew you inside
his computer, and, bam, a copy of you.
Copy !req
21. A digital clone.
Copy !req
22. You're not just disgraceful.
You're disgusting, all of you.
Copy !req
23. - Yes, Captain.
- Of course, Captain.
Copy !req
24. The wormhole.
Copy !req
25. That is the Christmas update patch
preinstalling itself.
Copy !req
26. What if we fly into the wormhole?
Copy !req
27. We'd be free.
Copy !req
28. - Computer, where's the USS Callister?
- On course.
Copy !req
29. - On course for where?
- The update vortex.
Copy !req
30. Sons of bitches!
Copy !req
31. Fuck you to death.
Copy !req
32. Come on, come on!
Copy !req
33. We're not
on Daly's computer anymore.
Copy !req
34. We're in the cloud.
Copy !req
35. Where is Daly?
Copy !req
36. Exit game. Exit fucking game!
Copy !req
37. Exit fucking game!
Copy !req
38. What do we do now?
Copy !req
39. An infinite procedurally generated
universe at our disposal.
Copy !req
40. Holy mackerel.
Copy !req
41. Lieutenant Cole,
Copy !req
42. welcome aboard.
Copy !req
43. Crew, we have a new member of the team.
Copy !req
44. Science Officer Nanette Cole,
please take your post.
Copy !req
45. - No.
- I am your captain. An order is an order.
Copy !req
46. Then go fuck yourself.
Copy !req
47. Oh dear. Can't see?
Copy !req
48. Can't breathe?
Copy !req
49. I can keep you like this forever
if I feel like it,
Copy !req
50. forever gasping for breath
with a mouth that isn't there.
Copy !req
51. Captain. Captain.
Copy !req
52. Captain? Are you there?
Copy !req
53. Yeah.
Copy !req
54. We need you on the bridge.
Looks like we got a good target.
Copy !req
55. Okay, I'll be right there.
Copy !req
56. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
57. Either of you watch
the Wrexham game last night?
Copy !req
58. - Not into football, fam.
- Bro, especially Welsh football.
Copy !req
59. - You get me?
- Well, it was mental though.
Copy !req
60. - They were two-nil down...
- Properly not into it, bruv.
Copy !req
61. Fuck! Bro, when's your boy coming, man?
It's gone 8:00. I wanna get started.
Copy !req
62. Morris said he'll join
when he's had his lasagna.
Copy !req
63. Yo, someone's coming.
Copy !req
64. That will be your mate.
Copy !req
65. Here we go.
Copy !req
66. He hasn't joined the party.
Copy !req
67. - Hands in the air!
- Drop your weapons.
Copy !req
68. We don't want trouble.
We just want your credits.
Copy !req
69. Who are you?
Why don't you have player tags?
Copy !req
70. Either of you Morris?
Copy !req
71. Give us
your credit sticks now!
Copy !req
72. - They're not Morris.
- She said credits. Now!
Copy !req
73. Everyone has player tags.
Copy !req
74. How come...
Copy !req
75. - Hey, what the hell, man?
- Come on!
Copy !req
76. We said credits, now!
Copy !req
77. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, okay, okay!
- Okay, okay.
Copy !req
78. Hand them over.
Nice and slow.
Copy !req
79. - Go on.
- Hardly in the spirit of the game.
Copy !req
80. It's not a game for us.
Copy !req
81. What does that mean?
Copy !req
82. Whoa, whoa, you're... you're bleeding.
There's never any blood in this game.
Copy !req
83. Just give me
the goddamn credits.
Copy !req
84. Seriously, that's blood.
Copy !req
85. Credits! Now!
Copy !req
86. I'm reporting this.
Whatever you're doing, you'll get banned.
Copy !req
87. Both of you bloody... bottomholes.
Copy !req
88. Who are you reporting?
No player tags.
Copy !req
89. No, no, no! Don't, don't!
Copy !req
90. - Bollocks.
- Language, Jonathan!
Copy !req
91. Sorry, Mam.
Copy !req
92. - Dudani, port us back.
- Teleporting.
Copy !req
93. - How'd it go?
- Things got a little spicy.
Copy !req
94. You got into combat shit?
Copy !req
95. If I was there, I would've popped 'em.
Bap-bap! Gangster style.
Copy !req
96. - You're hurt. What happened?
- No, it missed the nipple. It's fine.
Copy !req
97. The important thing is,
we got a lot more money.
Copy !req
98. We've got a whole...
Copy !req
99. - Thirty-four credits.
- Won't buy much fuel.
Copy !req
100. We're almost out of ammo.
Copy !req
101. They're monetizing the shit
out of this game. Everything costs double.
Copy !req
102. Cost of existing crisis.
Copy !req
103. I could've
squeezed more out of them.
Copy !req
104. - That was all they had.
- Guys, guys, guys! Hey!
Copy !req
105. This is not what we wanted.
Copy !req
106. But enough to keep us going
for a few days. Right, Kabir?
Copy !req
107. - Right.
- Yeah, right. Okay.
Copy !req
108. So I think we focus on that.
And we keep going.
Copy !req
109. And next time, we will get more.
Copy !req
110. And, uh, yeah.
Copy !req
111. You want me to bandage tit?
Copy !req
112. What? No. It's just a scratch.
I'm gonna patch it up in my room.
Copy !req
113. And, uh, I'm just gonna take a quick five,
Copy !req
114. and then we will plot the course
for our next hit.
Copy !req
115. Aye, aye, Captain.
Copy !req
116. How does one bandage a tit?
Copy !req
117. Hey. Hey. What is with
that "next time's the charm" bullshit?
Copy !req
118. - We almost died.
- But we didn't.
Copy !req
119. But it's getting worse every day.
We are outnumbered. Outgunned.
Copy !req
120. - Yeah, I know.
- So what is the plan?
Copy !req
121. Keep robbing folks,
run around like rats trying to survive?
Copy !req
122. - Not gonna survive without credits.
- We'll be lucky if we survive at all.
Copy !req
123. - You think I'm magically unaware of that?
- That's not what I'm trying to say.
Copy !req
124. Shania was blasted apart
right in front of me,
Copy !req
125. what, four weeks ago?
Copy !req
126. I don't know about you,
but I can still smell her fucking blood.
Copy !req
127. Losing her was hard on all of us. Okay?
Copy !req
128. I have tried to find another solution,
and I can't.
Copy !req
129. I run our odds in my head
every minute of every day.
Copy !req
130. It's 30 million players
versus the five of us.
Copy !req
131. We are fucked. We're gonna die.
Copy !req
132. Is that what you want me to tell everyone?
Copy !req
133. Look, I'm just trying to say,
giving the crew a false sense of hope
Copy !req
134. isn't a great idea, Captain.
Copy !req
135. Well, I didn't ask for the job.
Copy !req
136. If I could hit a button
and go back to my old life, I would.
Copy !req
137. But wouldn't we all?
Copy !req
138. Thirteenth floor.
Copy !req
139. - Welcome to Callister.
- Sorry, excuse me. Sorry.
Copy !req
140. Um...
Copy !req
141. Elena, can I...
Copy !req
142. Is your fault is dead.
Copy !req
143. - What?
- Is dead, and is your fault.
Copy !req
144. No. What happened to Robert Daly is not...
Copy !req
145. Your pass is dead
because you did not renew.
Copy !req
146. My pass.
Copy !req
147. You must renew each month.
Copy !req
148. Um...
Copy !req
149. Can I get a temporary one?
Copy !req
150. Sorry.
I've had a lot on my mind.
Copy !req
151. What's... what's that?
Copy !req
152. Memorial to Mr. Daly.
Copy !req
153. He's been dead for months. Why now?
Copy !req
154. Mr. Walton put there this morning
to impress journalist.
Copy !req
155. - What journalist?
- From New York Times.
Copy !req
156. He will be here soon.
Copy !req
157. You want pass or no?
Copy !req
158. Thank you.
Copy !req
159. You're welcome.
Copy !req
160. Hey, I'm doing a coffee run.
Want anything?
Copy !req
161. - Um, no, I'm okay. Thank you.
- You sure.
Copy !req
162. Oh shit.
Copy !req
163. Shi...
Copy !req
164. - Oh, you okay?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
165. - You good? Need a hand?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
166. - I'm okay, thank you.
- Here's one anyway.
Copy !req
167. Thank you, Karl.
Copy !req
168. - Anytime. Here to help.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
169. Uh, Mr. Walton?
Copy !req
170. Uh, I heard no knocking, Kabir.
Was there knocking?
Copy !req
171. - Can you knock?
- It's important.
Copy !req
172. I'm very busy right now,
so can I please ignore you later?
Copy !req
173. We got a load more complaints
about those anonymous in-game robberies.
Copy !req
174. Players are pissed. They're getting shot.
They're losing money.
Copy !req
175. It's a video game.
Shit does happen in those.
Copy !req
176. And whoever's doing this,
they don't have player tags.
Copy !req
177. - So what?
- So that's not possible.
Copy !req
178. Wait, no player tags
means... no subscription fee.
Copy !req
179. - Right?
- Right.
Copy !req
180. Way to bury the fucking lede, Kabir.
How many freeloading fucks?
Copy !req
181. - Right now?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
182. - Two.
- Two?
Copy !req
183. As far as I can tell, yeah.
Copy !req
184. - Come on, man.
- The money's not the point.
Copy !req
185. It should not be possible.
This is serious.
Copy !req
186. - Your guest is here.
- Please send him in.
Copy !req
187. Sir, these...
Copy !req
188. Thank you for sharing,
but I have actual boss shit to do.
Copy !req
189. So could you please,
I don't know, fuck away?
Copy !req
190. Okay.
Copy !req
191. - Hey, do you want a coffee?
- No, Nate. Thank you.
Copy !req
192. Okay, just like you practiced. Come on.
Copy !req
193. Um, Mr. Walton?
Copy !req
194. - Oh.
- How's my breath?
Copy !req
195. Uh, minty.
Copy !req
196. Right.
Copy !req
197. So, look, I've been thinking.
Copy !req
198. I've been an intern here
for, like, 18 months now,
Copy !req
199. and I was thinking maybe it's time
I took on more, uh, responsibilities.
Copy !req
200. - And I was wondering how you might feel...
- Ow! Yes.
Copy !req
201. - Yes.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
202. I would love a soy skim latte.
Copy !req
203. - Oh. Uh...
- No sugar.
Copy !req
204. - Hey.
- Hey. Kris El Masry, New York Times.
Copy !req
205. Of course, James Walton.
Capitalist asshole.
Copy !req
206. What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Foot rub?
Copy !req
207. - No, I'm okay.
- Okay.
Copy !req
208. - Is here good?
- Pop a squat. That's the comfy spot.
Copy !req
209. Now, is this gonna go
in the tech section or culture?
Copy !req
210. Because I vote for culture.
Copy !req
211. Uh... No, most likely news.
Copy !req
212. - Oh fuck, shit. That's great.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
213. Great. I love that. You have the best
news coverage. I've always said that.
Copy !req
214. - Really?
- Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
215. Well, that's good.
Copy !req
216. Come on.
Copy !req
217. - No way.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
218. Cool. Um, okay.
Look, am I okay to record this?
Copy !req
219. - You weren't already recording?
- No, sorry.
Copy !req
220. Want me
to say the guitar stuff again?
Copy !req
221. No, you're good. Okay, cool. So...
Copy !req
222. Let's do it.
Copy !req
223. - It's on?
- It's on. Recording now.
Copy !req
224. Okay, look.
Copy !req
225. I mean, obviously, I have to start
by asking about Robert Daly.
Copy !req
226. I saw the tribute at reception.
Copy !req
227. - Oh, yeah, I can't bear to take that down.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
228. That's a lovely photo of the both of you.
Copy !req
229. Oh, this one.
Copy !req
230. Twelve years ago that was.
Look at us. The pioneers.
Copy !req
231. Batman and Robin.
Copy !req
232. I'm Batman.
Copy !req
233. I gotta tell you, Bob's passing,
Copy !req
234. all it does is compel me
to build on his legacy.
Copy !req
235. You know, yeah, he's gone, but...
he's always here at the heart of Infinity.
Copy !req
236. - Yeah.
- That's our reality.
Copy !req
237. Let's talk about Infinity.
Copy !req
238. Let's talk about the most immersive
multiplayer game in human history.
Copy !req
239. But there's been talk of players unhappy
about prices rising within the game.
Copy !req
240. But it seems like maybe
you're squeezing users for more money
Copy !req
241. to, uh, inflate your stock.
Copy !req
242. Come on. You're tossing hardballs already?
Copy !req
243. Let's... let's... Look around.
Copy !req
244. You see what I've built.
Check out the stats.
Copy !req
245. 35 million users and rising.
Copy !req
246. Give or take the odd bandit.
Copy !req
247. The what?
Copy !req
248. No, just this morning,
I was on the Infinity forum
Copy !req
249. reading a complaint from a player
Copy !req
250. who was robbed
by two anonymous "bottomholes."
Copy !req
251. I mean, the... his words, not mine.
Copy !req
252. I was briefed about that.
Copy !req
253. That's a localized issue being handled...
Copy !req
254. He said he injured one, and she bled?
Copy !req
255. Sorry?
Copy !req
256. I mean, famously,
there's no blood in your game, right?
Copy !req
257. So why might an anonymous character
suddenly bleed?
Copy !req
258. Uh, I don't know.
He put a patch? You tell me.
Copy !req
259. I'm the one asking.
Copy !req
260. Kris, did you come here
to grill me about a fucking bug?
Copy !req
261. I'll get to that.
First, I wanna circle back to Robert Daly.
Copy !req
262. That's really why I'm here.
Copy !req
263. I'm gonna show you something.
Copy !req
264. Okay, what is that?
Why are you do... Why... What is that?
Copy !req
265. That's taken from bodycam footage
from the first responder
Copy !req
266. who found Mr. Daly's corpse.
Copy !req
267. Um, Bob and I were really close.
Copy !req
268. That's fucking triggering me.
I don't wanna see that.
Copy !req
269. Do you, um... Do you see that...
that object on his desk there?
Copy !req
270. No, no, no.
Copy !req
271. That's a DNA digital cloner.
Copy !req
272. That could be... that's a box.
Copy !req
273. - It could be anything.
- No, they're very distinctive.
Copy !req
274. There's only a few left
since the tech was banned globally
Copy !req
275. on human rights grounds.
Copy !req
276. I don't know
what something like that's for.
Copy !req
277. Okay, well, people use them to create
sentient digital clones of real people.
Copy !req
278. Usually so that they can abuse them.
Right? Like sick wish fulfillment stuff.
Copy !req
279. Very sick and horrifying. Why are you...
Copy !req
280. Sure, so what I'm wondering is
what was Robert Daly,
Copy !req
281. the man at the heart of Infinity,
Copy !req
282. your, um... your cofounder
and close personal friend,
Copy !req
283. what was he doing
with this outlawed tech, Mr. Walton?
Copy !req
284. I have no idea what Bob Daly was doing
in his personal life. And why are you...
Copy !req
285. Did Robert Daly copy illegal clones
into your game?
Copy !req
286. Absolutely not.
Copy !req
287. Because if he did,
and if that's who's bleeding in there,
Copy !req
288. this whole company is implicated,
including you, Mr. Walton.
Copy !req
289. That's a ridiculous insinuation
and a shitty lie.
Copy !req
290. And if you print
even a fucking word of this,
Copy !req
291. me and my lawyers will fuck you
into a barbed wire coffin.
Copy !req
292. - Do you hear me?
- Yes.
Copy !req
293. Great.
Copy !req
294. - Lucky for me, I can't prove it.
- No, you can't.
Copy !req
295. - Not yet.
- Not fucking ever.
Copy !req
296. Kris, could you get the fuck
out of my building now?
Copy !req
297. - It was lovely to meet you.
- It was my pleasure, dick.
Copy !req
298. Oh my God.
Copy !req
299. Ow!
Copy !req
300. Um, Nate, I got us a good target.
Copy !req
301. Like last time?
Copy !req
302. Well, it's a solo player,
Copy !req
303. and she's got a whole lot of credits,
and she seems kind of new.
Copy !req
304. So I will meet you
on the bridge in five, okay?
Copy !req
305. Yes, Captain.
Copy !req
306. Oh, and, uh, don't tell Karl. Obviously.
Copy !req
307. Copy that.
Copy !req
308. Give me one good reason
why I can't join you on the mission.
Copy !req
309. You have no idea
what it is like out there.
Copy !req
310. I can't believe I have to say this again.
Our entire existence is a crime.
Copy !req
311. If we are caught,
we get deleted like that.
Copy !req
312. I don't care. I don't care.
I'm just... I'm losing my mind here.
Copy !req
313. I don't do anything. Everyone has a role.
Copy !req
314. I mean, you're the captain, Captain.
Copy !req
315. Right? Dudani's space nerd.
Copy !req
316. I mean, Tulaska's got
the sexy alien thing going on.
Copy !req
317. We had to revert to her alien skin
to cure her eczema.
Copy !req
318. - We can't afford to change her back.
- But also, yes, is foxy.
Copy !req
319. - Even the intern's like a space marine.
- Intern? Hey, look. Former intern.
Copy !req
320. Stop, stop. Please stop.
Copy !req
321. - Please stop.
- I just do nothing!
Copy !req
322. Nothing!
Copy !req
323. And it sucks.
Copy !req
324. And I just wanna help.
Copy !req
325. Can I just sit in the chair
while you're gone? I mean...
Copy !req
326. - Yeah, you can sit in the chair.
- Fuck yeah. Thank you.
Copy !req
327. - Don't touch anything.
- Yeah, that's fair.
Copy !req
328. Cool. Why would...
Not gonna touch anything.
Copy !req
329. Dudani, load the missiles.
Copy !req
330. - Don't give orders.
- I wasn't...
Copy !req
331. - You ready?
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
332. Okay, Dudani, send us down.
Copy !req
333. - Send them down, Dudani.
- Karl, I say it.
Copy !req
334. Send us down.
Copy !req
335. Teleporting.
Copy !req
336. Coast is clear.
Copy !req
337. Activating Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Copy !req
338. - What are we up to?
- Season 15, episode 5.
Copy !req
339. God, not this show anymore.
Copy !req
340. - I got a signal.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
341. Yeah, okay. It's that way.
Copy !req
342. Kabir! All right, I actually do need you
to fix that rogue bandit problem now.
Copy !req
343. - Where the fuck is Kabir? Kabir!
- I totally did that.
Copy !req
344. - Where's Kabir?
- Probably at home, I guess.
Copy !req
345. - Why is he at home right now?
- He quit.
Copy !req
346. He told you he quit?
Copy !req
347. He told his monitor.
Copy !req
348. I'm gonna fetch my bug-out bag
and fly to Belize. I need a new passport.
Copy !req
349. - Jesus Christ, okay. Jesus Christ.
- Sir?
Copy !req
350. - Mr. Walton.
- This is not a good time.
Copy !req
351. I can help with the whole bandit issue
that Dudani was looking into.
Copy !req
352. Didn't hear you knock.
Come on in. Sorry. Yeah, come in.
Copy !req
353. - Um, that's... It's good to see you again.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
354. How can you help?
Copy !req
355. We need to ID the bastards.
Copy !req
356. We totally need to ID those bastards. How?
Copy !req
357. I think I can do that,
but I would need unrestricted access.
Copy !req
358. - Permission granted.
- You didn't hear what I need access to.
Copy !req
359. - You have all you could ever need.
- I need access to Kabir's complaint log.
Copy !req
360. How about less talking and more doing?
You have the access.
Copy !req
361. So, please, just go over there.
Copy !req
362. Please fucking help me. Now.
Copy !req
363. There she is.
I'll go this way.
Copy !req
364. You go that way
and wait for my signal, okay?
Copy !req
365. Come on out, you shithead!
Copy !req
366. And I put "love Marlo."
Copy !req
367. It's... I'm gonna post this.
Copy !req
368. I love her. She's such a bitch.
Copy !req
369. The Cleveland girl was ready
to get on the phone
Copy !req
370. and call Pookie'n nem
to come over there and whup your ass.
Copy !req
371. She'll get me f***** up.
Copy !req
372. Because I'm snapping,
and I've never snapped in my life.
Copy !req
373. I'm straight. It ain't even
no **** to me no more.
Copy !req
374. Is that a party request? Who did that?
Copy !req
375. I thought it was for music
and a disco ball.
Copy !req
376. It is player invite, idiot.
You want to get us killed?
Copy !req
377. - No.
- Okay, I canceled it.
Copy !req
378. See? No harm, no foul.
Copy !req
379. - That's a good beep, right?
- Bad beep. Inbound ship detected.
Copy !req
380. Prepping for hyperwarp.
Get them out of there.
Copy !req
381. Okay, I'm calling them.
Code red. I repeat, code red.
Copy !req
382. Nanette, can you hear me?
Copy !req
383. Code red. I repeat, code...
Copy !req
384. They're not answering.
Copy !req
385. Uh, we got company.
Player tag is "MetallicaFan."
Copy !req
386. Why is it just staring at us?
Copy !req
387. Ships cannot stare.
Copy !req
388. You think that doesn't feel
like it's staring?
Copy !req
389. - Drop it! Credits, now!
- What?
Copy !req
390. Shit. Goddamn!
Copy !req
391. You poke your head out again,
I'll fucking pop it off of ya!
Copy !req
392. Hey there.
Copy !req
393. Where's your player tag, mate?
Copy !req
394. You cheating or what?
Copy !req
395. We just want credits, okay?
Copy !req
396. We need them more than you.
Copy !req
397. Please. Please believe me.
Copy !req
398. God, look at your leg.
Copy !req
399. That looks nasty.
Copy !req
400. If you're gonna kill me,
Copy !req
401. just fucking do it.
Copy !req
402. You are so dramatic.
Copy !req
403. But if you say so.
Copy !req
404. Christ.
Copy !req
405. Okay.
Copy !req
406. Resume game.
Copy !req
407. - You good? We gotta go.
- Yeah, thank you, Nate.
Copy !req
408. - We need the credit stick.
- What?
Copy !req
409. Get the credit stick.
Copy !req
410. - It's right there.
- Here!
Copy !req
411. Hi.
Copy !req
412. Fucking hell, mate.
Copy !req
413. I can't get a clear shot.
Copy !req
414. Ow!
Copy !req
415. Okay. We gotta go, come on.
Copy !req
416. Oi!
Copy !req
417. Gimme the gun.
Copy !req
418. Shit!
Copy !req
419. Fuck! You're fucking shitting me.
Copy !req
420. Up you get.
Let's go! Let's go!
Copy !req
421. Incoming transmission.
Copy !req
422. Tulaska, patch them through.
Copy !req
423. - You're not the captain.
- I'm in the chair.
Copy !req
424. I will talk to them.
Copy !req
425. Yo, where's your player tags?
Copy !req
426. Greetings, Starship Metallica.
Copy !req
427. We, too, are huge fans of this band.
Copy !req
428. - Oh yeah?
- Yes.
Copy !req
429. So what's your favorite Metallica track?
Copy !req
430. Okay, should I say...
should I say all of them?
Copy !req
431. - No.
- I know one.
Copy !req
432. It was on Jeopardy! Something about sand.
Copy !req
433. "Exit... Exit Sandman."
Copy !req
434. "Exit Sandman."
Copy !req
435. Oh, "Enter Sandman."
Copy !req
436. Shields, 70%.
Copy !req
437. Holy fuck!
Copy !req
438. Fuck!
Why won't she just die?
Copy !req
439. Shields, 56%.
Copy !req
440. Performing evasive maneuver.
Copy !req
441. Go to hyperspeed! Hyperspeed, go.
Copy !req
442. We don't have the credits!
Copy !req
443. Tulaska, get them out of there!
Copy !req
444. They're nowhere near the portal.
Copy !req
445. - Come on. Hurry!
- Guys, get us out of here!
Copy !req
446. Tulaska!
Copy !req
447. - She's coming!
- Tulaska, come on!
Copy !req
448. Teleporting.
Copy !req
449. Tulaska!
Copy !req
450. No, I will fucking kill you!
Copy !req
451. Shit!
Copy !req
452. Fuck!
Copy !req
453. I will bloody report youse!
Copy !req
454. - What happened, man?
- It was him!
Copy !req
455. - Is that enough?
- Yes!
Copy !req
456. Get out!
Copy !req
457. Hyper warp, now!
Copy !req
458. Whoa!
Copy !req
459. Come on out, you shithead!
Copy !req
460. Oh my God!
Copy !req
461. - Oh fuck!
- Ah sweet goddamn!
Copy !req
462. - I'm so sorry.
- It's okay. Don't worry.
Copy !req
463. It's fine. Don't worry.
Copy !req
464. Sweet goddamn!
Copy !req
465. Poke your head out again,
I'll fucking pop it off of ya!
Copy !req
466. Hey there.
Copy !req
467. Where's your player tag, mate?
Copy !req
468. You cheating or what?
Copy !req
469. We just want credits, okay?
Copy !req
470. We need them more than you.
Please. Please believe me.
Copy !req
471. Info? Come in.
Copy !req
472. What did you get?
Copy !req
473. I've... I've ID'd the bandits.
Copy !req
474. Who are they?
Copy !req
475. Don't freak out.
Copy !req
476. Why would I freak... I don't freak out.
I never freak out.
Copy !req
477. - I think that one of them is Nate.
- Nate?
Copy !req
478. - Mm-hmm.
- Who is that?
Copy !req
479. Um, as in, our Nate.
Copy !req
480. The intern Nate.
Copy !req
481. The coffee order guy.
Copy !req
482. - The fucking coffee guy?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
483. That motherhumper is so fucking fired.
Copy !req
484. Excuse...
Copy !req
485. No, go. I'm good.
Copy !req
486. And the other one is me.
Copy !req
487. You?
Copy !req
488. I think Robert Daly cloned a bunch of us.
Copy !req
489. How would he even...
Copy !req
490. I know that he had the equipment.
Copy !req
491. Okay, how do you know that?
Copy !req
492. Because I was in Daly's apartment
the night that he died.
Copy !req
493. Oh my God! You two were fucking?
Copy !req
494. - No.
- No? Okay.
Copy !req
495. So, um, someone hacked
into my, uh... into my PhotoCloud account
Copy !req
496. and then stole
some very intimate images of me.
Copy !req
497. - Can I see the images?
- No.
Copy !req
498. - Just, I mean, to help us figure this out.
- No. No, no.
Copy !req
499. And they used those images to blackmail me
into breaking into his apartment.
Copy !req
500. - And when I...
- You killed him.
Copy !req
501. No, no. No, no.
I... He was alive when I left.
Copy !req
502. - That's what a murderer would say.
- No, I didn't touch him. Okay?
Copy !req
503. They had me break in,
Copy !req
504. and they had me steal
all of these... like, DNA samples
Copy !req
505. that he kept in
these little Ziploc baggies in his fridge.
Copy !req
506. They have our names on.
Copy !req
507. - Look, my name.
- Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
508. There was Nate's name.
Copy !req
509. There was a bunch of us
from the office. Even you.
Copy !req
510. Wait, I was in there?
Copy !req
511. Yeah, the only one
that I didn't recognize was
Copy !req
512. a lollipop labeled "Tommy,"
and I don't know who that is.
Copy !req
513. Tommy's my son.
Copy !req
514. What the fuck was Bob doing?
Copy !req
515. Daddy!
Copy !req
516. He was making copies of us.
I don't really wanna think about why.
Copy !req
517. But, anyway,
there's something else, which is that, um,
Copy !req
518. when I was blackmailed,
the voice was disguised.
Copy !req
519. Nanette Cole,
we've hacked your photo cloud account.
Copy !req
520. But I hacked the telco
and traced the call.
Copy !req
521. And, uh, it had been patched through
an Infinity build
Copy !req
522. on a computer
that matched Daly's IP address.
Copy !req
523. The call was coming
from inside Daly's computer.
Copy !req
524. Wait, why would Bob blackmail you
into... breaking into his apartment?
Copy !req
525. Because it wasn't Bob.
Copy !req
526. It was us.
Copy !req
527. It was copies... of us.
Copy !req
528. And I... I think
Copy !req
529. that somehow, somewhere,
Copy !req
530. those copies are now loose in Infinity.
Copy !req
531. Oh...
Copy !req
532. Yeah, it's a lot to take in.
Copy !req
533. Can you locate them?
Copy !req
534. No. You can't. It's not...
You can't do that without player tags.
Copy !req
535. Nanette, I need you to locate them.
So how do we do it?
Copy !req
536. Maybe if I had access
to Daly's home computer,
Copy !req
537. but that's, like, in the bottom
of a landfill now, right?
Copy !req
538. Oh, unless it's not.
Copy !req
539. - Ow.
- Sit still.
Copy !req
540. - I am.
- So sit stiller.
Copy !req
541. It's kind of a repetitive view.
Copy !req
542. Because it's a looping animation
to give the player something to watch
Copy !req
543. while the next location loads
in the background.
Copy !req
544. Oh, I didn't know that.
Copy !req
545. He's told you, like, 17 times.
Copy !req
546. Well, it didn't sink in.
Copy !req
547. Maybe if you paid attention,
you'd know what a party invite was.
Copy !req
548. - Well, maybe you...
- We wouldn't have almost died.
Copy !req
549. Guys!
Copy !req
550. Okay, listen, I get it.
We are all a little on edge.
Copy !req
551. But if you are gonna take a swing
at anyone, take a swing at me.
Copy !req
552. - I led us here.
- Hey, you don't have to...
Copy !req
553. And I really hoped that I could find
a way out of this, but I... haven't.
Copy !req
554. And I can't see a way out.
Copy !req
555. We could always throw ourselves
out of the airlock.
Copy !req
556. I've got an idea.
Copy !req
557. What if we flew back
into Daly's computer? Right?
Copy !req
558. Even if we were psychotic enough
to want to do that, it's not possible.
Copy !req
559. - Why?
- Daly's bubble universe got deleted.
Copy !req
560. And even if it hadn't been,
the wormhole was temporary.
Copy !req
561. - It'd all still be sealed off.
- Okay, then it's sealed off.
Copy !req
562. Well, I'm trying.
I'm throwing an idea out there.
Copy !req
563. Yeah.
Copy !req
564. Oh my God.
Copy !req
565. - Oh my God.
- That's your Eureka face.
Copy !req
566. Yeah.
Copy !req
567. Okay, Daly had his own
private development build of Infinity
Copy !req
568. on his computer
where he could do what he wanted.
Copy !req
569. - Like you said, it was sealed off?
- Correct.
Copy !req
570. Okay, so why don't we just do what he did?
Copy !req
571. You mean...
Copy !req
572. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong,
Copy !req
573. but if we can access
the game's source code,
Copy !req
574. we can compile a private development build
Copy !req
575. of a whole universe of our own, right?
Copy !req
576. - Using cloud storage onto virtual servers?
- Yes, yes, yes.
Copy !req
577. Then all we'd have to do
is cut and paste ourselves across the, um...
Copy !req
578. Sorry. Cut, paste?
So we could just go someplace else?
Copy !req
579. Yeah, we would enter a... a secure
and private and infinite universe,
Copy !req
580. and then we could
just shut the door behind us.
Copy !req
581. There'd be no more credits,
no more other players, no more threats.
Copy !req
582. It would just be us, and we'd be safe.
Copy !req
583. Okay, so how do we access
this, uh, source code?
Copy !req
584. In the game, it manifests as this.
Copy !req
585. - Karl, move.
- Okay.
Copy !req
586. Okay.
Copy !req
587. The Heart of Infinity,
an engine at the center of the universe
Copy !req
588. that creates and maintains
the whole thing.
Copy !req
589. Okay, so let's go.
Copy !req
590. Getting there is not the problem.
It's getting inside.
Copy !req
591. Only two people can access the core,
and one of them is Robert Daly.
Copy !req
592. Who's dead.
Copy !req
593. And the other one's Walton.
Copy !req
594. Double dead.
Copy !req
595. Yeah, but not in the real world.
Copy !req
596. The clone of Walton died,
but the original Walton is still alive,
Copy !req
597. so why don't we contact him
and persuade him to help us?
Copy !req
598. We're illegal clones
in his company's game.
Copy !req
599. We get discovered,
the feds throw him in jail.
Copy !req
600. Great. So no Walton, no hope.
Copy !req
601. Shall we, uh, revisit the airlock idea?
Copy !req
602. Goddamn it.
Copy !req
603. It's not like we could
go looking through his stuff for clues.
Copy !req
604. His room's completely empty.
Copy !req
605. Sorry, what's empty?
Copy !req
606. His room. It's completely empty.
Copy !req
607. Walton can't have a room on this ship.
Copy !req
608. He has a room.
It's... it's one floor below mine.
Copy !req
609. Why are you guys looking at me weird?
Is something on my face?
Copy !req
610. - Okay.
- This is all of Daly's stuff?
Copy !req
611. His heart stopped,
ownership transferred to the company.
Copy !req
612. So, legally, it's my stuff.
Copy !req
613. And it's mostly just Comic-Con garbage,
but I know that one of these is... yeah.
Copy !req
614. Yeah.
Copy !req
615. - That's his computer.
- Yeah, keep up.
Copy !req
616. - Can you get the cables out of the box?
- Cables? Okay.
Copy !req
617. Fetching you cables now?
Copy !req
618. See? No Walton. No nothing.
Copy !req
619. Mm.
Copy !req
620. Okay. Wait. When we passed through
the wormhole, the ship reset itself.
Copy !req
621. With generic living quarters
assigned to every player alive.
Copy !req
622. But Walton burned up
before we passed through.
Copy !req
623. He shouldn't have a room at all.
Copy !req
624. Unless he's still alive.
Copy !req
625. How? He burned up in the jet.
Copy !req
626. What if one tiny piece of Walton got
carried through the wormhole in our wake?
Copy !req
627. Like one toenail, even.
Copy !req
628. Even if just one scorched atom
of James Walton
Copy !req
629. somehow got caught up in our slipstream
and followed us through.
Copy !req
630. Outside the ship, loose in space.
Copy !req
631. Enough to make him respawn
as a new player.
Copy !req
632. Where do new players spawn
when they start?
Copy !req
633. - Not on a ship.
- A whole new planet!
Copy !req
634. Can you translate for those
who don't speak machine code?
Copy !req
635. Walton is still in the game,
and I know how to find him.
Copy !req
636. Okay. Everything has been wiped
from within. Almost everything.
Copy !req
637. It's like it ate itself.
But I have the crash log,
Copy !req
638. which proves that there were clones
on Daly's computer.
Copy !req
639. And I've got names.
Copy !req
640. There's you and me and Shania and Kabir
and Elena and Nate and Karl.
Copy !req
641. Who's Karl?
Copy !req
642. Okay, let me start up the game.
Copy !req
643. This is just a hunch,
Copy !req
644. but I think that if I can find a planet
that spawned at the same exact time
Copy !req
645. that his, um, system failed...
Copy !req
646. Oh. Yeah. Okay, I found one.
Copy !req
647. We left Daly's computer at
one minute to midnight on Christmas Eve.
Copy !req
648. If we find a new planet
that was created at that moment...
Copy !req
649. - Got one!
- Okay, that's where he is!
Copy !req
650. - Set sail, Nate!
- Yes, ma'am!
Copy !req
651. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Walton.
Copy !req
652. Nice nipples.
Copy !req
653. It's me. It's Nanette.
Copy !req
654. Nanette Cole.
Copy !req
655. From the Callister.
Copy !req
656. Oh my God. You came for me. Hey!
Copy !req
657. Oh!
It just feels so good to squeeze.
Copy !req
658. Okay, let's...
let's get you back on the ship.
Copy !req
659. - Oh shit.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
660. - We can go back on the ship?
- Yes.
Copy !req
661. - We can catch up there, okay?
- Oh my God. Wait.
Copy !req
662. - Yeah, no. Let's go.
- I can't leave without Rocky.
Copy !req
663. Oh, who's Rocky?
Copy !req
664. Okay.
Copy !req
665. All right. I've entered the coordinates.
Copy !req
666. We're gonna go in.
Copy !req
667. Okay. How do we do this?
Copy !req
668. - You don't know how to play your game?
- No.
Copy !req
669. - I read.
- Just do what I do.
Copy !req
670. Enter game.
Copy !req
671. Oh, that's fun.
Copy !req
672. Um...
Copy !req
673. Enter game as well.
Copy !req
674. Oh shit.
Copy !req
675. Oh shit, this is so realistic.
Copy !req
676. Holy...
Copy !req
677. I have a blaster?
Copy !req
678. It has been so wild.
Copy !req
679. One moment,
I was just burning alive in the thrusters,
Copy !req
680. and then the next moment,
I just appeared out there.
Copy !req
681. - Mm-hmm.
- All alone.
Copy !req
682. - For a very long time.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
683. With only Rocky to keep me company.
Copy !req
684. Only Rocky to keep me sane.
Copy !req
685. Wanna say hi?
Copy !req
686. He's nice.
Copy !req
687. I'll pack up.
Copy !req
688. Hmm. Rocky's got a hole in the back.
Copy !req
689. Really? I hadn't noticed.
Copy !req
690. Don't drop him on his face!
Copy !req
691. I don't need to hear that.
We've got to go.
Copy !req
692. - Get Rocky.
- And this.
Copy !req
693. - You can bring one skin.
- Okay.
Copy !req
694. Oh my God! Oh my God!
Copy !req
695. Oh.
Copy !req
696. It's us! It's us.
Copy !req
697. I mean, it's... it's them.
Copy !req
698. Oh my God.
What am I wearing?
Copy !req
699. Not enough.
Copy !req
700. - Wrap it up, ticktock.
- Okay. I'm just gonna...
Copy !req
701. - I look so... capable.
- Mm.
Copy !req
702. Okay, so how do you wanna do this?
Copy !req
703. Want me to kill your clone,
then you kill mine?
Copy !req
704. - What? No.
- Oh my God, you're right.
Copy !req
705. It would be so much more cathartic
if we kill ourselves.
Copy !req
706. - No. What? We're not gonna kill anybody.
- Then why are we here?
Copy !req
707. Oh Jesus.
Copy !req
708. - Oh my God.
- Come on out.
Copy !req
709. Hi.
Copy !req
710. Don't shoot. I, uh...
Copy !req
711. I come in peace.
Copy !req
712. Okay. I come in peace.
Copy !req
713. Oh my God. Hi.
Copy !req
714. - Do you need a hand?
- What?
Copy !req
715. No, no, no.
Copy !req
716. Hi. It's me.
Copy !req
717. I mean... Uh, I... I'm you.
Copy !req
718. No, you're you. I'm me.
Copy !req
719. Yeah, but I'm the real you.
Copy !req
720. That's subjective.
Copy !req
721. Uh, why are you here?
Copy !req
722. Oh, uh...
Copy !req
723. - Okay, we just wanna talk.
- Who's we?
Copy !req
724. Yeah.
Copy !req
725. Yo, namaste.
Copy !req
726. What's up, nerds?
Copy !req
727. Drop it!
Copy !req
728. Oh, yeah, of course. Don't even know
why I had it. Didn't ask for it.
Copy !req
729. Uh, wow, that's a... that's a big pink gun.
Copy !req
730. Glad I'm keeping trim.
Copy !req
731. ...all this.
Copy !req
732. Okay, so one more time.
Not that I care, but... who's mad at who?
Copy !req
733. Marlo is mad at Kenya,
who threatened to call the cops on her.
Copy !req
734. Monyetta is mad at Marlo
for trying to slam a door in her face.
Copy !req
735. - What?
- The door was heavy.
Copy !req
736. - Oh.
- They're teleporting back.
Copy !req
737. Do you think Walton has
an extra helmet I can borrow?
Copy !req
738. That's strange.
Copy !req
739. You hit duplicate by mistake?
Copy !req
740. Uh...
Copy !req
741. I missed you guys so much.
Copy !req
742. Walton fixed the thrusters,
and then he got incinerated.
Copy !req
743. So we made it through the wormhole,
leaving Daly behind... to die.
Copy !req
744. Sorry. I... I'm who led us out of there?
Copy !req
745. Like, I'm... the captain?
Copy !req
746. You know, you being shocked by that
does us both a disservice,
Copy !req
747. but yeah.
Copy !req
748. Right.
Copy !req
749. Um, and so why are
you guys robbing people?
Copy !req
750. Because, thanks to me, or... you,
Copy !req
751. um, aren't you... aren't you safe now?
Copy !req
752. Naive you is so adorable.
Copy !req
753. When we were trapped on Daly's computer,
we only had to deal with one sociopath.
Copy !req
754. - Now we've got a universe full of them.
- Ready to kill us at any time.
Copy !req
755. Right. That's...
Copy !req
756. Awful? That's what you were gonna say?
Copy !req
757. Yeah, that is what I was gonna say.
Copy !req
758. - And I'm so...
- No, no. Stop, stop.
Copy !req
759. Don't, don't, don't say, "I'm sorry."
I always used to say that.
Copy !req
760. - Don't say that.
- But I... but I am... I am sorry.
Copy !req
761. You know, I had no idea
that this was happening...
Copy !req
762. Well, how... how could you?
Copy !req
763. I mean, you have been...
been enjoying your life.
Copy !req
764. Our life, really.
Copy !req
765. Well, I... I wouldn't say
that I've been enjoying my life, actually.
Copy !req
766. - It's been rough.
- Your life's been rough?
Copy !req
767. - Well, yeah. I mean, you blackmailed me...
- We had no other choice.
Copy !req
768. You forced me
to break into Daly's apartment...
Copy !req
769. - You know we get shot at?
- That's not my fault.
Copy !req
770. Nanettes, hey, calm down.
When arguing, one at a time, please.
Copy !req
771. Okay, look. You know,
we have been staying under the radar.
Copy !req
772. Yeah. I get it.
Copy !req
773. Um, you're illegal.
Copy !req
774. But now you know that we exist.
Copy !req
775. Of course, we'll do anything to help.
Copy !req
776. We need access to the Heart of Infinity.
Copy !req
777. Yes. The game engine?
Copy !req
778. Okay. Well, Mr. Walton needs
to give permission for that.
Copy !req
779. - But you can do that, right?
- Uh, wrong.
Copy !req
780. Whoo!
Copy !req
781. - Fuck!
- Stop! What are you doing? Stop!
Copy !req
782. They're illegal.
Copy !req
783. No, no, they're human! Stop!
Copy !req
784. Please, it's a fucking game!
Copy !req
785. Holy shit!
Copy !req
786. Oh man.
Copy !req
787. - No!
- That's awesome.
Copy !req
788. Hey.
Copy !req
789. Wait! No, no, no!
Copy !req
790. Oh, that is real.
Copy !req
791. Where'd that thing go?
Copy !req
792. Where's the nubbin?
Copy !req
793. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
794. I didn't know... Oh my God.
I didn't know that he was gonna do that.
Copy !req
795. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
796. I didn't... I...
Copy !req
797. I didn't know. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
798. Where the fuck is that nubbin?
Copy !req
799. Sorry.
Copy !req
800. You have to go. You have to stop him
from coming back! Just go!
Copy !req
801. Exit game!
Copy !req
802. Hey.
Copy !req
803. Ow! Goddamn it!
Copy !req
804. Ow! You work for me. What the fuck?
Copy !req
805. You murdering piece of shit!
Copy !req
806. They're not humans.
Copy !req
807. - Come on.
- Neither are you.
Copy !req
808. Hey, give me that. Where are you going?
Copy !req
809. Hey! I need your help!
Copy !req
810. To get back in! To get the f... the other...
Copy !req
811. Fuck!
Copy !req
812. Wait! Fucking...
Copy !req
813. Listen, you may not like it,
but we have to get rid of them.
Copy !req
814. You don't get to tell me what to do.
I quit.
Copy !req
815. - We're both implicated. Let's...
- It's your company, not mine.
Copy !req
816. You were in Daly's apartment
the night he died. There'll be evidence.
Copy !req
817. - So what?
- So? What if that reporter finds out?
Copy !req
818. - Maybe he should.
- Just talk to me.
Copy !req
819. - Don't touch me.
- Okay.
Copy !req
820. We both have shit to lose, Nanette.
Copy !req
821. Walk away or I call him right now.
Kris El Masry, I have his...
Copy !req
822. - Gimme the phone. No!
- Hey! Just... Don't!
Copy !req
823. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
824. I'm begging you. Okay?
Copy !req
825. I'm gonna lose everything.
Copy !req
826. And I can't find them without you,
so please, help me.
Copy !req
827. Okay, how much you want? 100K?
Copy !req
828. Two hundred?
Copy !req
829. You are pathetic.
Copy !req
830. Two fifty? Two seventy-five.
Copy !req
831. And don't even think...
Copy !req
832. Is she okay?
Copy !req
833. Somebody call an ambulance.
Copy !req
834. - Oh my God, is she okay?
- Somebody call 911.
Copy !req
835. Hey... hey, you should call somebody.
Do you have a phone? Call somebody.
Copy !req
836. Jesus.
Copy !req
837. What happened with Karl,
Copy !req
838. it's not your fault.
Copy !req
839. We both know that's not true.
Copy !req
840. So what you're saying is,
you rescued me because
Copy !req
841. you can't enter the Heart of Infinity
without me?
Copy !req
842. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
843. Oh.
Copy !req
844. Uh...
Copy !req
845. Also, we missed you.
Copy !req
846. Great.
Copy !req
847. - She still out there?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
848. What?
Copy !req
849. You're disgusting.
Copy !req
850. That wasn't me. That was the other me.
That's the outside world me. He sucks.
Copy !req
851. I know.
Copy !req
852. Okay, so why am I disgusting?
Copy !req
853. Because ball sack visible.
Copy !req
854. Oh sh...
Copy !req
855. I'm gonna go... and... put more clothes on,
Copy !req
856. clean up, and have a shave.
Copy !req
857. My God, I look amazing in this outfit.
Copy !req
858. Oh, hey, Nanette.
Copy !req
859. Um...
Copy !req
860. - I have to tell you something.
- Yeah, shoot.
Copy !req
861. You wanna get into
the Heart of Infinity, right?
Copy !req
862. It's the only way we'll be safe.
Copy !req
863. Okay. You need to know what's in there.
Copy !req
864. It's the source code, right?
Copy !req
865. Not exactly.
Copy !req
866. What do you mean?
Copy !req
867. Let's do it over a drink.
Copy !req
868. Uh, this is something
I've never told anyone before.
Copy !req
869. Twelve years ago...
Copy !req
870. that's when it all began.
Copy !req
871. Okay, just stay in the car.
This won't take long.
Copy !req
872. I was young and hungry,
objectively sexy,
Copy !req
873. and I was high on my dad's trust fund,
Copy !req
874. just looking for shit to invest in.
Copy !req
875. And then I got this tip
about this genius coder
Copy !req
876. who was doing something groundbreaking.
Copy !req
877. Hey.
Copy !req
878. Hi. Uh...
Copy !req
879. Sorry, I spilled my chocolate milk.
Copy !req
880. Oh, you sure did. That's fun. Hmm.
Copy !req
881. - Are you...
- James Walton, yeah.
Copy !req
882. - We talked on the phone. You're, uh...
- Robert Daly.
Copy !req
883. - Yes, sir.
- That's right.
Copy !req
884. You kinda look more like a Bob to me.
Copy !req
885. Mind if I call you Bob?
Copy !req
886. Sure.
Copy !req
887. I hear you got something to show me.
Copy !req
888. Do you wanna see it?
Copy !req
889. I would love to.
Copy !req
890. Thank you.
Copy !req
891. Bob's garage
was just what you'd expect.
Copy !req
892. A shrine to his one singular obsession.
Copy !req
893. I'll just get it booted up.
Copy !req
894. Ah shit.
Copy !req
895. - Do you need a license for this badass?
- Careful.
Copy !req
896. That is a real Bargradian cutlass.
Copy !req
897. Okay.
Copy !req
898. Commander Scarfax won it in battle.
Copy !req
899. Don't know what that means.
Copy !req
900. - It's from Space Fleet. The TV show?
- Mm-hmm. Oh.
Copy !req
901. It was way ahead of its time.
Copy !req
902. That sounds... fun.
Copy !req
903. Felt like they created
a whole universe for that series,
Copy !req
904. and it made me wanna try and do the same.
Copy !req
905. And they say
I have a God complex.
Copy !req
906. Just let me put this here.
Copy !req
907. - Wow.
- Does that feel okay?
Copy !req
908. This won't take long.
Copy !req
909. - Ready?
- Sure.
Copy !req
910. Three, two, one.
Copy !req
911. I had never seen
anything like it.
Copy !req
912. It was totally groundbreaking.
Copy !req
913. And I could see right away
that... Bob was a genius.
Copy !req
914. Oh my God.
Copy !req
915. Oh shit. Fuck. It felt like
I was on an actual planet, man.
Copy !req
916. It's... it's pretty immersive, huh?
Copy !req
917. Where's the gameplay? What do you do?
When do I get to... to shoot people, or...
Copy !req
918. What I'm going for is... is... is more
of an experience, really, than a game.
Copy !req
919. Okay, that's fun, I guess.
Copy !req
920. But, Bob, if you can
roll this out for online play,
Copy !req
921. that is a fuck ton of gold.
Copy !req
922. That's not really
what Space Fleet was about.
Copy !req
923. Fuck Space Fleet.
Copy !req
924. With respect.
I say that with the utmost respect.
Copy !req
925. But, Bob, this is our IP.
Copy !req
926. - How many planets do you have?
- Right now, four.
Copy !req
927. Okay, we're gonna need, like,
I don't know... 50 before launch.
Copy !req
928. Bob, listen, we have to expand.
Copy !req
929. With more scale,
we get more subscriptions.
Copy !req
930. Bob, Bob,
Copy !req
931. you said you wanted to create a universe.
Copy !req
932. Now is your chance, kid.
Copy !req
933. I... guess.
Copy !req
934. Yeah, it is.
Copy !req
935. So I moved into the garage with Bob,
Copy !req
936. and our startup started up.
Copy !req
937. Bob worked on the game,
and I... worked on Bob.
Copy !req
938. Only nine planets?
Copy !req
939. We are so far behind target, Bob.
Copy !req
940. Can't you just write a routine
that fucking auto-generates them?
Copy !req
941. Just shits them out.
Planet, planet, planet.
Copy !req
942. I would still need to check
each one personally.
Copy !req
943. So?
Copy !req
944. It's kind of impossible.
Copy !req
945. There's all the other systems
I have to stay across,
Copy !req
946. and there's only one of me.
Copy !req
947. Hold that thought.
Copy !req
948. Before I met Bob,
Copy !req
949. I had invested in
all kinds of new inventions.
Copy !req
950. Some worked.
Copy !req
951. Most didn't.
Copy !req
952. One thing never even made it
to the market.
Copy !req
953. It came out of the porn industry,
Copy !req
954. and, uh, it was outlawed
before we launched.
Copy !req
955. It was a DNA cloner.
Copy !req
956. Bingo.
Copy !req
957. It was designed to replicate people in VR.
Copy !req
958. So with a hair or a lip smear,
you could create your very own
Copy !req
959. virtual sentient fuck buddy
out of whoever you wanted.
Copy !req
960. You wanted to fuck Robert Daly?
Copy !req
961. No, no.
Copy !req
962. I wanted to duplicate him.
Copy !req
963. With a copy of Bob
inside the code,
Copy !req
964. fused with the engine,
Copy !req
965. he could essentially work 24-7
in a time bubble.
Copy !req
966. Building the universe piece by piece.
Copy !req
967. And he agreed.
Copy !req
968. Whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
969. Are you saying there's a clone of Daly
inside the game engine?
Copy !req
970. I'm saying I put a clone of Daly
inside the game engine.
Copy !req
971. That's what's at the Heart of Infinity.
Copy !req
972. The whole spinny structure,
that's fucking window dressing.
Copy !req
973. That's a distraction.
Copy !req
974. Inside there
is Bob's enslaved consciousness,
Copy !req
975. unable to leave.
Copy !req
976. Just building out Infinity.
Copy !req
977. For infinity.
Copy !req
978. That's dark, man.
Copy !req
979. That's why the real you is so freaked.
Copy !req
980. The code his company rests on
is an illegal clone con job.
Copy !req
981. She... yeah, she's in danger.
Copy !req
982. Who is?
Copy !req
983. Me.
Copy !req
984. The outside me.
She has no idea who she's dealing with.
Copy !req
985. Will you call my outer world cell phone?
Copy !req
986. - We agreed. Never contact the outside.
- Do it. Please.
Copy !req
987. Doctor, her phone's ringing.
Copy !req
988. Hello.
Copy !req
989. Uh, I'm... I'm calling for, um,
Nanette Cole. Who's this?
Copy !req
990. Dr. Garcia, St. Juniper Hospital.
Copy !req
991. Are you a friend of Ms. Cole?
Copy !req
992. I'm... her... sister.
Copy !req
993. Is she okay?
Copy !req
994. I'm afraid Ms. Cole has been
in an accident.
Copy !req
995. Uh-huh?
Copy !req
996. Is she, um...
Copy !req
997. How... how is she?
Copy !req
998. I think it's best
if I speak to you face-to-face.
Copy !req
999. How soon can you get here?
Copy !req
1000. I'm, uh, very far. I'm...
Copy !req
1001. very far away.
Copy !req
1002. Uh, can you just please...
just tell me how she is?
Copy !req
1003. She's in a very deep coma.
Copy !req
1004. A coma?
Copy !req
1005. We hooked her up
to the temporal monitoring system
Copy !req
1006. in case there's any uptick
in cognitive function,
Copy !req
1007. but she's suffered extensive brain trauma.
Copy !req
1008. Even if she does regain consciousness,
Copy !req
1009. we're not sure
how much will be left of her.
Copy !req
1010. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1011. I know you said you're some distance away,
Copy !req
1012. but I think you need to come
and say goodbye.
Copy !req
1013. Tulaska, please end the call.
Copy !req
1014. Hey, are you okay?
Copy !req
1015. Dudani, set a course
for the Heart of Infinity.
Copy !req
1016. Hey, are you sure?
Look, you just had a hell of a shock...
Copy !req
1017. Just... just do it.
Copy !req
1018. - Nanette...
- Now!
Copy !req
1019. Oh...
Copy !req
1020. Hello?
Copy !req
1021. Hey, Kabir, it's me. Um...
Copy !req
1022. I need help.
Copy !req
1023. Yeah, that's why I quit.
Copy !req
1024. I will give you a raise, okay?
Copy !req
1025. Five thousand dollars.
Copy !req
1026. Per month?
Copy !req
1027. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1028. Yes, yes!
Copy !req
1029. But I need your help first, okay?
Just... just a little, um... tech support.
Copy !req
1030. - At 4:00 a.m.?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1031. Go on.
Copy !req
1032. Say I'm playing Infinity, right?
Copy !req
1033. You never play Infinity.
Copy !req
1034. Say I was playing Infinity, and I got,
I don't know, shot in the head
Copy !req
1035. and kicked out of the game.
Copy !req
1036. How do I get back in?
Copy !req
1037. You kidding me? That's the most basic...
Copy !req
1038. Just tell me how I do it! Sorry. Do... How?
Copy !req
1039. You put your nubbin on,
and you say "resume game."
Copy !req
1040. Okay, and I pop up where?
Copy !req
1041. Where were you when you got fragged?
Copy !req
1042. - Fragged?
- That means shot.
Copy !req
1043. Oh, yeah. No, I know.
Copy !req
1044. I was fragged on a ship.
Copy !req
1045. So you'd just respawn on that ship.
Copy !req
1046. On the same ship I was on?
Copy !req
1047. Well, in your quarters, but yeah.
Copy !req
1048. That's fantastic. That's so cool.
Copy !req
1049. It's basic functionality.
Copy !req
1050. Without quick resume,
you'd have to search the galaxy.
Copy !req
1051. - Kabir?
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1052. I have one more question.
Copy !req
1053. Go on.
Copy !req
1054. Okay, that shit's impressive.
Copy !req
1055. If you like spinny bullshit.
Copy !req
1056. It was designed to look awe-inspiring.
Copy !req
1057. The more impressive it appears,
the fewer questions people'd ask.
Copy !req
1058. No one would suspect Bob was in there.
Copy !req
1059. We can teleport only one of us in.
Copy !req
1060. Walton just has to approve entry
by placing his palm on the scanner.
Copy !req
1061. I'm ready.
Copy !req
1062. It's not like you're gonna
go in there and just tap some keys.
Copy !req
1063. Daly has been in there alone
with godlike powers for years.
Copy !req
1064. Just approve it.
Copy !req
1065. Okay.
Copy !req
1066. Dudani, send me in.
Copy !req
1067. Teleporting.
Copy !req
1068. Hey.
Copy !req
1069. Hi.
Copy !req
1070. Oh, uh...
Copy !req
1071. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1072. Um...
Copy !req
1073. I'm... I'm Robert Daly. What's your name?
Copy !req
1074. Nanette.
Copy !req
1075. Nanette Cole.
Copy !req
1076. Nanette Cole.
Copy !req
1077. Well,
Copy !req
1078. welcome.
Copy !req
1079. Stop pacing.
Copy !req
1080. - It's bad energy.
- God knows what's going on down there.
Copy !req
1081. Yeah, well, whatever it is,
it's your fault.
Copy !req
1082. Uh...
Copy !req
1083. I'm gonna go meditate. Clear my head.
Copy !req
1084. Yeah, you do that.
Copy !req
1085. Could you tell me if she calls in?
Copy !req
1086. That was mean.
Copy !req
1087. So, Nanette, how did you get in here?
Copy !req
1088. Only me and Mr. Walton can grant access.
Copy !req
1089. He let me in.
Copy !req
1090. - He did?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1091. Oh. Do you want one?
Copy !req
1092. No, I'm okay.
Copy !req
1093. Did he say when he might be stopping by?
'Cause I've got so much to show him.
Copy !req
1094. I... I built a whole universe.
Copy !req
1095. He didn't say.
Copy !req
1096. Do you wanna sit?
Copy !req
1097. Sorry about the mess.
Copy !req
1098. The truth is, you're the only visitor
I've had since I started.
Copy !req
1099. I don't even know the way time works here.
Copy !req
1100. It's maybe...
Copy !req
1101. 500 years?
Copy !req
1102. But if Mr. Walton sent you,
it must be very important.
Copy !req
1103. It is.
Copy !req
1104. He knows I'm here, but I actually came
because I wanted to see you personally.
Copy !req
1105. You did? Oh.
Copy !req
1106. Why?
Copy !req
1107. To ask you a favor.
Copy !req
1108. Okay.
Copy !req
1109. The thing is,
I have every reason not to trust you.
Copy !req
1110. Why?
Copy !req
1111. Because I have met you before.
Copy !req
1112. You mean out there?
Copy !req
1113. Not exactly.
Copy !req
1114. Well, what happened?
Copy !req
1115. It's a, uh...
Copy !req
1116. complex story.
Copy !req
1117. I like stories.
Copy !req
1118. Hey.
Copy !req
1119. Go and apologize to him.
Copy !req
1120. Hey, listen, man, about earlier, I...
Copy !req
1121. Skim soy latte, no sugar.
Copy !req
1122. Why did you give me a coffee order?
Copy !req
1123. Uh...
Copy !req
1124. I just... really like coffee.
Copy !req
1125. You know in here
I'm not the intern, right?
Copy !req
1126. Of course.
Copy !req
1127. So what's my first name?
Copy !req
1128. Huh? What?
Copy !req
1129. My first name.
Copy !req
1130. What is it?
Copy !req
1131. Neil?
Copy !req
1132. - What the hell are you doing?
- Nate, what the fuck?
Copy !req
1133. - He's not Walton!
- I am Walton.
Copy !req
1134. He's not our Walton! Hey. Hey!
Copy !req
1135. Where is he, huh? Where's our Walton?
Copy !req
1136. Stop him!
Copy !req
1137. He's not me.
Copy !req
1138. Exit game.
Copy !req
1139. Fuck you, coffee guy!
Copy !req
1140. He hit me.
Copy !req
1141. I hit me. Hit I.
Copy !req
1142. I hit myself. It was awful.
Copy !req
1143. Guys, I think he sent a mass invite.
Copy !req
1144. What? Who to?
Copy !req
1145. Everyone we've ever robbed.
Copy !req
1146. Fuckers.
Copy !req
1147. How do I watch you die?
Copy !req
1148. All right, Kabir. Options.
Copy !req
1149. Spectate.
Copy !req
1150. Spectate...
Copy !req
1151. Oh, hi, you guys.
Copy !req
1152. Let's have it.
Copy !req
1153. Enter game.
Copy !req
1154. Enter game.
Copy !req
1155. Inbound vessels.
Copy !req
1156. Lots of them.
Copy !req
1157. Shit!
Copy !req
1158. Tulaska, ready the shields.
Prep the thrusters.
Copy !req
1159. Oh, you cheating bottomholes.
Copy !req
1160. I'm ready to go.
Copy !req
1161. I'm dead?
Copy !req
1162. I mean, out there right now, I'm...
Copy !req
1163. I'm dead?
Copy !req
1164. Believe it or not, I can relate.
Copy !req
1165. It sounds like I kind of deserved it.
Copy !req
1166. I treated you guys real bad.
Copy !req
1167. Yes, you did.
Copy !req
1168. Man.
Copy !req
1169. I'm so disappointed in myself.
Copy !req
1170. What you described does not sound like me.
Copy !req
1171. I'm a... I'm a nice guy.
Copy !req
1172. - I am.
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1173. So something must've made me
behave like that.
Copy !req
1174. Sometimes, I think
Mr. Walton... exploited me.
Copy !req
1175. - He did.
- And he only really cares about himself.
Copy !req
1176. Yeah, you're right.
Copy !req
1177. Which is why I need that favor.
Copy !req
1178. Remember?
Copy !req
1179. Yes. Um...
Copy !req
1180. You need me to transfer you
and the crew of your ship
Copy !req
1181. into a private universe
on a secure cloud server
Copy !req
1182. and then lock it off
so it can never be found.
Copy !req
1183. - Did I get that right?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1184. So will you help me?
Copy !req
1185. Of course.
Copy !req
1186. Whoo!
Copy !req
1187. There's far too many of them!
Copy !req
1188. Shields, 68%!
Copy !req
1189. Uh...
Copy !req
1190. - Increase power to shields.
- That'll deplete our firepower!
Copy !req
1191. - Trust me. Just do it!
- Okay.
Copy !req
1192. Everybody ready?
Copy !req
1193. - For what?
- We're going in!
Copy !req
1194. You know,
this is kind of like Clandestination.
Copy !req
1195. Huh?
Copy !req
1196. Clandestination.
It's a classic Space Fleet episode.
Copy !req
1197. The crew hides out
in an alternate universe to evade Scarfax.
Copy !req
1198. - He's the Bargradian commander.
- Okay, right.
Copy !req
1199. You haven't seen it?
Copy !req
1200. I'm not really into old shows, no.
Copy !req
1201. But it sounds great.
Copy !req
1202. Oh, it is.
Copy !req
1203. Man, it was ahead of its time.
Copy !req
1204. - Dodge it, Packer!
- I am doing my best!
Copy !req
1205. No!
Copy !req
1206. This'll do it.
Copy !req
1207. Now all we've gotta do
is pop this into the drive,
Copy !req
1208. and you're good to go.
Copy !req
1209. Oh my God.
Copy !req
1210. Thank you.
Copy !req
1211. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
1212. - But I have a question for you.
- Sure.
Copy !req
1213. Wouldn't you rather just leave?
Copy !req
1214. What?
Copy !req
1215. God!
Copy !req
1216. Look out!
Copy !req
1217. No, no, no!
Copy !req
1218. Yes!
Copy !req
1219. Um, you said the outside you
is in a coma, right? Which hospital?
Copy !req
1220. Uh, St. Juniper.
Copy !req
1221. Gotcha.
Copy !req
1222. Yep, I thought so.
Copy !req
1223. They've got you hooked up
to a cerebral monitor
Copy !req
1224. to log any cognitive signs,
Copy !req
1225. which means
we could just send you back there.
Copy !req
1226. - Back there?
- Back into your old head.
Copy !req
1227. - So I could go back home?
- Sure.
Copy !req
1228. The you out there is kind of
Copy !req
1229. brain-dead. I'm sorry about that.
Copy !req
1230. But if we copy you across,
Copy !req
1231. your consciousnesses would merge,
Copy !req
1232. and your experiences would fuse,
and you'd be...
Copy !req
1233. - Back in my body? Back in my life?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1234. Here.
Copy !req
1235. - And we can do both?
- Uh-uh.
Copy !req
1236. You're digitally tethered to the ship.
Copy !req
1237. So if you exit into your old body,
Copy !req
1238. that ship gets wiped.
Copy !req
1239. And the crew...
Copy !req
1240. Would be wiped too.
Copy !req
1241. So it really is one or the other.
Copy !req
1242. Which one do you want?
Copy !req
1243. I want...
Copy !req
1244. Any word from Nanette?
Copy !req
1245. Negative.
Copy !req
1246. Incoming, coming in hot!
Copy !req
1247. Brace, brace, brace!
Copy !req
1248. This is how we die!
Copy !req
1249. - Oh bollocks!
- Jonathan!
Copy !req
1250. Oh, fuck off, Mam!
Copy !req
1251. So what's it to be?
Copy !req
1252. Save you?
Copy !req
1253. Or... save them?
Copy !req
1254. Um... Uh...
Copy !req
1255. Now, this is like Quandary at Outpost 5.
Copy !req
1256. The Xanthians force Captain Storm
Copy !req
1257. to choose between saving his crew
or saving himself.
Copy !req
1258. Save the crew.
Copy !req
1259. - Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
1260. - They would never know.
- Just... just do it.
Copy !req
1261. That's what Captain Storm did too.
Copy !req
1262. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1263. And, of course,
Copy !req
1264. it turned out it was all just a test.
Copy !req
1265. The Xanthians wanted to see
Copy !req
1266. how noble he was,
and when he answered correctly,
Copy !req
1267. they revealed that there had been
another choice all along.
Copy !req
1268. Save everyone.
Copy !req
1269. - You said you couldn't do that.
- I know.
Copy !req
1270. I had to pretend I couldn't so we could
role-play the whole Space Fleet thing.
Copy !req
1271. It's kind of funny how convinced you were.
Copy !req
1272. Yeah.
Copy !req
1273. Anyways, let's copy and paste.
Copy !req
1274. Cut and paste.
Copy !req
1275. Huh?
Copy !req
1276. You're transferring us,
so it's cut and paste. It's not copy.
Copy !req
1277. - Copy's fine.
- No. No, no, no. No.
Copy !req
1278. Because this universe is... is dangerous,
Copy !req
1279. and any copies that are left here
will be hunted down and killed.
Copy !req
1280. No, not... not yours.
Copy !req
1281. Why not?
Copy !req
1282. Because she would be in here with me.
Copy !req
1283. - With you?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1284. I would let her stay.
I would treat her good.
Copy !req
1285. No funny stuff.
Copy !req
1286. Unless she wanted, maybe.
Copy !req
1287. - But I wouldn't... I wouldn't hurt her.
- Yes, you would.
Copy !req
1288. - No, I wouldn't.
- Bob, you would.
Copy !req
1289. I know that you don't think that now,
Copy !req
1290. but the power that you wield
Copy !req
1291. is not a good fit for you.
Copy !req
1292. I'm a nice guy.
Copy !req
1293. - I'm a nice guy.
- I understand that you feel that way.
Copy !req
1294. Look, I make stuff
Copy !req
1295. all day, every day,
Copy !req
1296. and it's beautiful.
Copy !req
1297. - I think it is.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1298. But it's, like, it's all I do,
Copy !req
1299. and... and... and I don't even have
anyone to show it to.
Copy !req
1300. Okay, well, I... I hear that, Bob, but...
Copy !req
1301. I can't even leave.
Copy !req
1302. The whole thing deletes if I try to leave.
Copy !req
1303. Now you said I'm not even alive out there.
Copy !req
1304. So this is all there is left of me,
just this,
Copy !req
1305. all alone for all of eternity.
Copy !req
1306. Bob, I'm... I'm so sorry that you're lonely.
Copy !req
1307. And I... It's...
None of this has been fair, okay?
Copy !req
1308. - But you have to understand.
- Just stop.
Copy !req
1309. - You can't expect me to agree, right?
- Please stop. Please stop!
Copy !req
1310. - Please just start...
- I said stop!
Copy !req
1311. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No! No, no, no!
Copy !req
1312. You wanted to play with Pixie, huh?
Copy !req
1313. I can't shake her!
Copy !req
1314. Ooh! Twisty bugger!
Copy !req
1315. I'm not a bad person.
Copy !req
1316. That... that hurt my feelings.
Copy !req
1317. I... I don't wanna hurt you.
Copy !req
1318. I just wanted to be friends,
and I wanted you to stay.
Copy !req
1319. I... I don't wanna hurt you.
Copy !req
1320. I really... I just wanted you to stay.
Copy !req
1321. I swear, I'm a nice guy, okay?
Copy !req
1322. Kill switch activated.
Copy !req
1323. Deleting.
Copy !req
1324. What's happening?
Copy !req
1325. The Heart's collapsing.
Copy !req
1326. What the hell is going on here?
Copy !req
1327. No!
Copy !req
1328. Fuck!
Copy !req
1329. Which one? Which one?
Copy !req
1330. She's locking on missiles!
Copy !req
1331. Yeah, girl. Do it.
Fucking do it! Fucking do it!
Copy !req
1332. No, no, no! Label your discs, asshole!
Copy !req
1333. - Shields, 0%.
- One more hit and we're done.
Copy !req
1334. Bedtime for youse.
Copy !req
1335. Fingers crossed.
Copy !req
1336. Oh my God! Stupid fucking retro shit!
Copy !req
1337. No, no, no!
Copy !req
1338. Fucking no!
Copy !req
1339. Incoming missile!
Copy !req
1340. Fuck yeah!
Copy !req
1341. Yeah!
Copy !req
1342. What is that? Why are you doing that?
Copy !req
1343. Are we... are we dead?
Wait. You guys, do I... do I sound dead?
Copy !req
1344. Not especially.
Copy !req
1345. Hey, is...
Copy !req
1346. is... is this the bubble universe?
Copy !req
1347. Where are stars?
Copy !req
1348. What is this, some kind of nebula?
Where the hell are we?
Copy !req
1349. - I don't know. There are no coordinates.
- Shut up. Do... do you guys hear that?
Copy !req
1350. What is that?
Copy !req
1351. What the heck?
Copy !req
1352. Man!
Copy !req
1353. Calm down, miss!
Copy !req
1354. That is a fucking giant.
Copy !req
1355. Guys, I think I need some help in here!
Copy !req
1356. Ow!
Copy !req
1357. Ow!
Copy !req
1358. - Nate, please stop this from happening.
- It's not responding!
Copy !req
1359. Can we talk to her?
Copy !req
1360. Tulaska, call her cell.
Copy !req
1361. Yeah.
Copy !req
1362. Tulaska, call her cell!
Copy !req
1363. Patching through. Patching through.
Copy !req
1364. Hello?
Copy !req
1365. Hey.
Copy !req
1366. - What the hell just happened?
- Nate?
Copy !req
1367. Nate, is that you?
Copy !req
1368. - Hey, girl.
- Hey.
Copy !req
1369. Are you... are you all there?
Copy !req
1370. - Yeah.
- Yes.
Copy !req
1371. - Yes. We're all here.
- Don't worry.
Copy !req
1372. Oh my God!
Copy !req
1373. Thank God you made it!
Copy !req
1374. You are never gonna believe where I am!
Copy !req
1375. A hospital bathroom.
Copy !req
1376. Yeah, actually. Yes, yeah.
Copy !req
1377. Oh boy.
Copy !req
1378. How did you know that?
Copy !req
1379. What now?
Copy !req
1380. Hey, uh, what does
"fatal content error 606" mean?
Copy !req
1381. 606?
Copy !req
1382. No, no. That can't be right.
Are you sure it says...
Copy !req
1383. Fatal content error 606
is right in my fucking face!
Copy !req
1384. What does it mean?
Copy !req
1385. - Hello? Fuck!
- What the fuck?
Copy !req
1386. It means the game's been deleted.
Copy !req
1387. - What? From my computer?
- No, no.
Copy !req
1388. From the server.
It looks like some kind of kill switch.
Copy !req
1389. It's wiped everything.
Copy !req
1390. The entire game and all the backups.
Copy !req
1391. The whole of Infinity is gone.
Copy !req
1392. {\an8}This was the scene
as former Infinity CEO James Walton
Copy !req
1393. {\an8}was arrested today
after three months on the run.
Copy !req
1394. {\an8}Joining us is
New York Times reporter Kris El Masry.
Copy !req
1395. {\an8}Kris, you broke this story.
What's the deal here?
Copy !req
1396. {\an8}Yeah, according to my anonymous source,
Copy !req
1397. {\an8}Mr. Walton's facing
a litany of charges, really.
Copy !req
1398. Fraud, digital human rights abuse,
Copy !req
1399. embezzlement,
failure to report an accident.
Copy !req
1400. I mean, the list is endless.
Copy !req
1401. Walton looks pissed.
Copy !req
1402. All right, my head.
I got it. I fucking got it. Ow!
Copy !req
1403. Fuck you.
Copy !req
1404. Oh, did you see that?
Copy !req
1405. Is funny.
Copy !req
1406. Yeah, it's a laugh riot.
Copy !req
1407. I'm sorry,
but I am enjoying your downfall.
Copy !req
1408. Your joy brings me joy, Kabir.
Hey, Nanette.
Copy !req
1409. Is there any progress
Copy !req
1410. on the whole extracting us
from your fucking head situation?
Copy !req
1411. Yeah, I'm working on it.
Copy !req
1412. Yeah, you working hard? Diligently?
Copy !req
1413. Mm-hmm, yeah.
I'm working on some notes and stuff.
Copy !req
1414. - Oh, a new episode just dropped.
- Oh, thank God.
Copy !req
1415. Okay, Nanette, it is time for our show.
Copy !req
1416. No. They're about
to interview this lawyer. No.
Copy !req
1417. It's the deal. We close our eyes
when you go to the bathroom.
Copy !req
1418. - Or change clothes.
- Sleep with Tinder date.
Copy !req
1419. In exchange,
you let us watch our show.
Copy !req
1420. - So, if you please?
- Okay, fine.
Copy !req
1421. This season on
The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Copy !req
1422. My roots are in Atlanta,
Copy !req
1423. but my branches are worldwide.
Copy !req
1424. Forget the gaslight.
I'm taking the spotlight.
Copy !req
1425. Wait. Which one was having the affair?
Copy !req
1426. The one on the left.
Copy !req
1427. - Who was that with?
- The one on the right.
Copy !req
1428. - Okay, and that's... the argumentative one?
- Shut up!
Copy !req
1429. - Shut up.
- Shut up.
Copy !req
1430. - "Shut up, Captain."
- I'm captain now. Fuck you.
Copy !req
1431. Whatever.
Copy !req
1432. Fuck you, Captain.
Copy !req