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- Have I ever let you down?
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- Two-fifty?
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- Hey— Oh!
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- Hey.
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- Thank you so much.
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Justin Camley
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money, the rest of it.
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- Come on!
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- You're looking beautiful. I love—
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- Looking great. I love that dress.
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- What are you wearing?
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Say it to my fucking face!
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- You touch me again. That is assault!
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"I was schooled at Wycombe Abbey."
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- Nathan.
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Have a nice day, y'all.
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Thought about that?
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Stopped showing up to set.
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Basically gone fucking wacko.
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- 30K.
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- Hey, stranger.
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- Thought you'd given up on all this.
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Gotta be holed up somewhere, but no clue.
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Thank you. Bye.
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- She still does.
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most days he's a masseuse there.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- We aim to please.
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- I just got here.
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- Just shut up and trust me.
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- Was it?
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- No one's hopping this fence.
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- Wait, wait, wait. You hear that?
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- No, did you?
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- Where's what?
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- Oh, Mr. Pulitzer.
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- This is stealing intel.
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It's gotta be Mazey Day, right?
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- Yeah, I heard of this place.
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Super kooky.
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- Shut up.
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- Hey, Clay.
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- Sure thing.
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Mazey Day is here.
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specialist doctor to the stars.
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My guess says she's on crystal meth.
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- Holy shit. This is 30 grand.
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- Kinky shit.
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- Jesus!
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- Get the fuck away.
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- What the fuck is this?
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- Bo, Bo, Bo.
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- Oh my God! What the fuck?
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- Shit, shit.
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- Just a couple more.
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- Shit.
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- His shots are worth a million each, Bo.
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- Come on! Go, go, go, go!
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The chicken was perfect.
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We need to block the door!
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- Officer. Please just call for help.
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- Call for help! Call for help!
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- Calm down.
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- She's here.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Officer. Sir.
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- No, you don't under—
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