Black Mirror 6x3

1. Sweetheart?

2. If you're gonna scratch your nose, go back to the same pose afterward.

3. Why do I have to be here? It's Ricky's birthday.

4. And he's your brother.

5. Okay, we all ready to go?

6. Lily, you're released.

7. Come on, buddy.

8. Not used to my grip yet.

9. Still getting accustomed to it.

10. Hey.

11. Hey.

12. So, um, Henry was wondering how long till dinner.

13. Huh.

14. I guess I could start.

15. Is that all you do, Mr. Potts? Invent things?

16. - Is that all I do? - Oh, and what's this gadget?

17. That's not quite right yet, but eventually I hope to transmit moving pictures

18. by wireless.

19. - Really? - Yes, really.

20. - As Marconi— - And this?

21. This, madam, is a sweet-making machine.

22. - And is this one of the sweets? - Yes, it is.

23. - Is that yours too? - Uh, excuse me.

24. - Excuse me, sir. - Yeah.

25. Uh, I apologize for the intrusion, but, uh, you're David Ross?

26. I believe I am.

27. - It's an honor to meet you, sir. - Oh my God. Such an honor.

28. Thank you. You're too kind.

29. You are so real. Uh, it's incredible.

30. May I?

31. Oh my God.

32. It's amazing.

33. So, up there, are you, like, sleeping right now?

34. It's a kind of sleep.

35. The human experience, the survival of the human body, of life,

36. that's really central to the mission—

37. Anyway, we have to be—

38. - So great to meet you. - So great.

39. I know they're excited, but sometimes they are so goddamn rude.

40. Oh, but they don't realize, honey.

41. Our Lord, Heavenly Father, bless us and these thy gifts

42. which we take from thy bountiful goodness through Jesus Christ, our Lord.

43. Amen.

44. - Amen. - Amen.

45. I know, but you guys have to wait.

46. Wait a second. I said wait for ready, set, go!

47. Not too fast!

48. It's a clear win for Lily.

49. A clear win.

50. Mom, come on!

51. Coming.

52. Sleep well. I love you.

53. Sleep well.

54. Sorry, sweetheart. I gotta go.

55. Mm.

56. You staying up?

57. If I don't see you...

58. Sorry.

59. I have to go.

60. - Hey, Cliff. - David, what's up?

61. Some sort of minor impact. Probably just debris.

62. But... ... there is a crack in the solar coating.

63. Let's get to it.

64. I didn't ask. How's the new home?

65. Oh, still settling in, but it's good.

66. - Way out of the city, which I like. - Henry liking the country air?

67. He's a little quiet, but he'll grow into it.

68. And Lana?

69. Cape Ann gonna be cosmopolitan enough for her?

70. She's doing good.

71. Really?

72. I only met her the once, but she struck me as quite the butterfly.

73. I think she likes it there.

74. When's our next physical?

75. Friday.

76. Okay. I'll see you Friday.

77. - Have a good week. - You too.

78. Hey.

79. Still reading.

80. Really just looking at the words, you know?

81. Mm.

82. Maybe we should have a little party.

83. A party?

84. - Who's gonna drive all the way out here? - For the local folks.

85. Say hello.

86. Meet the neighbors.

87. Something small. In the garden.

88. I don't know.

89. Be good for Henry to meet some local kids.

90. We'll see.

91. Get out of my house.

92. Oh, we've met the machine man.

93. What a trip.

94. I'm Kappa.

95. This is Sigma, Theta, and that's Epsilon.

96. I don't give a shit.

97. You're in my house.

98. Indeed we are.

99. - Do you have a cock? - Good question.

100. All of you leave right now.

101. Now!

102. - You're rude not to answer me. - I'm telling you to get out of my house.

103. Gonna bash your friend Kappa's brains in in your beautiful room here?

104. If I have to.

105. That might disrupt your frequency.

106. If you all leave right now, nothing has to happen.

107. No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.

108. Get him.

109. Where even are you, man?

110. Get him in position. Come on.

111. Lay his arm out.

112. Let's see what's inside your hand, hmm?

113. No! No, no, no, no!

114. Yeah. Yep.

115. No! No, no, no, no, no!

116. That is a tough steak.

117. Freaky.

118. Oh, you don't even bleed right.

119. You are nothing natural, my friend.

120. Fuck.

121. Sigma, give me your hammer.

122. Theta, get his family.

123. No! No!

124. No!

125. Try to work out where you are.

126. Come on! Come on!

127. Please.

128. Please, not my children. Please!

129. Please. Please, not my children.

130. Then whose children are they, huh?

131. We just wanna find out who else is a machine, Mr. Bunny.

132. No, no, no, no, no. No, none of us... none of us are.

133. Uh, it's just... it's just him. It's just David.

134. We're real.

135. We're real. I...

136. Blood. Real blood,

137. where I got cut.

138. Yeah, I... I don't doubt you're real.

139. Yeah.

140. - And your kids are real. - Yeah!

141. I'm sorry to report that's immaterial, sugar.

142. Because the way the facts run,

143. none of what has occurred in your home, with your full knowledge,

144. is right in nature.

145. A man sleeps in the sky

146. while his mechanical image walks the earth.

147. And you...

148. share your bed with this abomination?

149. Hmm?

150. You know none of this is right.

151. How can it be?

152. Defying nature must have a cost,

153. or what will become of us all?

154. So, yes, you.

155. - And, yes, the children. - No...

156. And the machine man will watch

157. with his heart screaming a million miles above us.

158. Please, no.

159. Please! Please, no!

160. - Epsilon, you start. - No!

161. No!

162. No!

163. Hello.

164. Uh, what?

165. Wait, wait, wait. What the hell are you saying?

166. David?

167. David, it's me.

168. David.

169. Leave me alone.

170. I'm so sorry.

171. I said get out of here!

172. He told me to get out.

173. Spoke to Ground Control.

174. Holland says just leave him be. He'll be in shock.

175. Sons of bitches that did this walked into a station and gave themselves up.

176. Some sort of hippie cult.

177. Board says if we feel we need protection, we can have it,

178. but we are a long way from California.

179. I keep thinking of them.

180. Jessica.

181. Those kids.

182. I can't even imagine.

183. Bastards even destroyed his replica.

184. Set it on fire.

185. That means the whole time that I am down here, he's just

186. alone up there.

187. Two years down on the mission,

188. another four to go.

189. Can't they make him another replica somehow?

190. They made these while we were still back down here.

191. Now it's just not possible.

192. Even if they could,

193. what does he have left here?

194. Soil and nutrients stable.

195. CO light absorption functioning.

196. Purity at 93%.

197. "The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want."

198. "He maketh me to lie down in green pastures."

199. "He leadeth me beside the still waters."

200. "He restoreth my soul."

201. "He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake."

202. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,

203. I will fear no evil."

204. "For thou art with me."

205. "Thy rod and thy staff,

206. they comfort me."

207. - Paying attention? - Yeah.

208. All right.

209. There we go.

210. You're up.

211. Airlock issue. I gotta run.

212. Hey!

213. Hey!

214. Everything okay?

215. Sure.

216. Just looking things over.

217. You don't know he was gonna throw himself out.

218. I don't know.

219. I mean, if he were to do something,

220. I'm still up there.

221. That's a two-man ship.

222. It relies on the both of us.

223. If there was, like, a computer malfunction,

224. some sort of technical issue,

225. that is me dead too.

226. Don't say that.

227. We have to think about this.

228. The man is lost.

229. I can't reach him, and I don't know what to do.

230. What if...

231. what if you let him use your link?

232. My link?

233. As in...

234. Say, just for an hour.

235. Time enough to let him walk in the woods,

236. feel... feel the breeze on his face.

237. I don't know. It'd be strange for you and Henry.

238. Henry doesn't need to know.

239. David might not even want that.

240. Even asking could be a kindness.

241. Okay.

242. 0800 hours, commencing routine checks.

243. Distance to target, 4.7 AU.

244. Listen, David,

245. I was talking with Lana, and we both feel that you could use a break.

246. How would you feel

247. about using my link?

248. Just for a little while.

249. Breathe some... ... air.

250. The house, it's a long way from anywhere. It's real private.

251. There's a forest out back, a couple streams for fishing.

252. It's a good place.

253. Would you...

254. would you like that?

255. I think I'd like that very much.

256. So...

257. I'll head to the link now.

258. How should I speak to him?

259. I mean, in manner?

260. Quiet?

261. Serious, or...

262. I don't know, regular? Like it didn't happen?

263. I mean...

264. You know what I mean.

265. Well... ... he used to be talkative,

266. but right now, he's not easy to read.

267. Just let him take in the air.

268. You ready?

269. Hello.

270. Hi.

271. Cliff said it might take a little getting used to.

272. Would you like to see the forest?

273. Yes.

274. Thank you.

275. Wow.

276. This is my favorite spot.

277. Mm.

278. The air is so clear.

279. I'd forgotten.

280. Hm.

281. Hey.

282. Hey.

283. He likes you.

284. What is it?

285. Uh...

286. Nothing.

287. Just...

288. You've quite the home.

289. Your place...

290. is beautiful.

291. Thank you.

292. Glad you enjoyed it.

293. Well, I best be, uh...

294. Of course.

295. I'll see you Friday.

296. See you then.

297. Hey.

298. You scared me.

299. Well, it feels like that really worked.

300. He seems a little

301. lighter now.

302. So,

303. how was it?

304. The poor man. He wept like a child.

305. In front of you?

306. Mm-hmm.

307. What did you do?

308. Not much. I...

309. He sat up by the old tree.

310. What... what could I even say?

311. Yeah.

312. Hey.

313. Let me show you something.

314. You did this from memory?

315. When something is vivid, I just kind of see it.

316. Wait, this is quite something.

317. If I had this down there, I would hang it on the wall.

318. You know...

319. if you guys could maybe get me a canvas and some oils,

320. I could paint you something like this for your home.

321. Like a thank-you gift.

322. Uh-huh.

323. I mean, obviously, you'd have to let me use your replica again.

324. You might not want to do that. It's just...

325. Drawing helps.

326. I'd love to be able to paint again.

327. An oil painting. I mean, how long would a painting take?

328. Well, a little while, obviously.

329. Okay.

330. Look, I understand.

331. I shouldn't ask. It's not fair.

332. I'm sorry.

333. Let me think it over.

334. Okay?

335. Okay.

336. Thank you.

337. Just an hour?

338. One hour.

339. Once a week, while I'm doing the physical.

340. I mean, it does make sense.

341. He can set up his things up in the barn there.

342. He had a list of what he'd need, canvas and fancy paints and whatnot.

343. Clearly, it has been on his mind.

344. What do you say?

345. Okay?

346. Everything you need? Think we got your whole list.

347. Looks like it.

348. Thank you.

349. How you finding that? Valley of the Dolls?

350. Oh.

351. Can't say I'm crazy about it.

352. I mean, it's fun, but my goodness, it's trashy.

353. A guilty pleasure.

354. The guiltiest.

355. Do you like sci-fi?

356. Can't say I've tried it. There aren't many books in the house.

357. Cliff doesn't really read.

358. I'll think of a few recommendations for you.

359. I'd like that.

360. Sir, may I leave the table?

361. Good boy.

362. Have you done much painting?

363. Not since kindergarten.

364. Here.

365. Um, I can't. I'd make a mess of it.

366. It's fine. You make a mess, I can paint right over it.

367. Here you go.

368. Why don't you just try to add a little to the tree there?

369. How... how do I...

370. Don't be afraid of it. Just a... just a light... light stroke.

371. Okay, that's a blob.

372. It's fine. Here, just move the brush through it.

373. Here.

374. Like...

375. this.

376. There we go.

377. Perfectly good leaf.

378. Mom!

379. - Better see what he wants. - Of course.

380. His painting's looking good.

381. Everything okay?

382. Do you have any linseed oil? I've run out.

383. Linseed oil?

384. Yeah. It, uh, thins the paint without mussing up the color.

385. Uh, Wesson oil any use to you?

386. Nah, that won't do it.

387. Is there a hardware store in town?

388. There's Mitchell's. They'll be open.

389. You think Cliff would mind if we borrow his car?

390. Got it.

391. Great.

392. Hey, I wanna check the bookstore out a moment.

393. You wanna come?

394. Sure.

395. He wears it out.

396. This is a good one.

397. I think you'll like it.

398. I'm sorry, I have to ask.

399. Are you Cliff Stanfield?

400. - Yes. - I thought it was you.

401. Well, not you, but your, um...

402. What do you call it?

403. Replica.

404. The things they can do!

405. And you must be Mrs. Stanfield.

406. Yes.

407. Heard you both moved into the old Watson place.

408. How you finding it?

409. Well, it's, uh...

410. - I mean, it's wonderful. - Oh, so beautiful up that way.

411. Great place for a family.

412. Absolutely.

413. I was so sorry to hear about what happened with your copilot, Mr. Ross.

414. His whole family...

415. Such a terrible thing.

416. Well...

417. Yes.

418. How is he doing?

419. He's holding up.

420. We really ought to be going.

421. Of course.

422. So nice to meet you.

423. Thanks.

424. You okay?

425. All yours.

426. Thank you.

427. See you Friday.

428. Hey.

429. Take a look.

430. Is... is that...

431. You added me?

432. You don't mind, do you?

433. No.

434. No, not at all. I'm flattered.

435. Lana!

436. It's okay.

437. I've given you the wrong idea.

438. He won't know.

439. Stop!

440. Hey.

441. You want this.

442. Get away from me.

443. You come here. You... you confuse me.

444. You pick out gifts. You mess with my head.

445. Work your way into my home wearing my husband like a suit.

446. But this is not your home, and you are not my husband.

447. That man is no match for you.

448. You are a guest in this house.

449. - And you want this. - You don't know me.

450. I know the way you look at me.

451. At you?

452. Henry?

453. You should go.

454. Everything okay?

455. All fine.

456. David says Henry wrecked his painting.

457. He hit him!

458. He gave him a little smack upside the head.

459. Which, as far as Henry knows, was from you.

460. Nothing I haven't done myself a hundred times.

461. You know Henry can be a terror.

462. Remember when he burned a hole in the car seat? I whaled on him plenty,

463. right here in this room.

464. The boy needs keeping in line.

465. Look.

466. - David wants to finish the painting. - The goddamn painting.

467. I know.

468. Let's just let him finish the painting.

469. Okay? That will be one, two more visits tops.

470. And then... I will come up with something.

471. An excuse.

472. Okay?

473. Okay.

474. - Lana, listen. - Your things are set up in the barn.

475. - Lana, please. - I'm taking Henry to the pool.

476. I got an alert.

477. What's up?

478. You gonna explain that?

479. It's ju— It's... it's a drawing.

480. Just a stupid—

481. Like a fantasy.

482. Maybe I will bust your jaw.

483. You want a busted jaw?

484. I'm sorry. It's not what—

485. My wife!

486. You fucking creep!

487. My wife. Mine!

488. It's pure fantasy. I got mixed up.

489. Oh, you got mixed up?

490. She's so beautiful. It's—

491. Jesus Christ.

492. Why can't you see?

493. I don't have anything.

494. I've got nothing at all.

495. You have no idea what it's like to be me.

496. Everything I had...

497. Gone. Just

498. destroyed.

499. You don't know.

500. You have got it all,

501. and you don't even care.

502. I care plenty.

503. Your wife is a lonely woman.

504. She's all alone there.

505. Unappreciated.

506. - Unsatisfied. - You shut your mouth.

507. Untouched.

508. I will put you through this goddamn wall!

509. You don't know what you've got.

510. I know damn well.

511. Do you?

512. How much longer we gotta sit here?

513. Till your father's home.

514. - Henry, go inside. - Yes, sir.

515. - Cliff, what's wrong? - Tell me what's gone on.

516. You and him. What's gone on?

517. I don't know what you're talking about.

518. What did you do?

519. I told you, nothing.

520. Did you pose for him?

521. No, I did not pose for him.

522. Show him your body?

523. Of course not.

524. Did he touch you?

525. No.

526. Did you touch him?

527. - No. - Take him to our bed?

528. Absolutely not.

529. Tell me what happened!

530. Nothing. I swear.

531. He drew you naked.

532. In his quarters. Up there, on board.

533. - I don't know what he drew. - He draws from memory.

534. - From memory! - He has seen nothing.

535. Give me the truth!

536. - I— - Give me the truth!

537. I swear on my life, on Henry's life, nothing happened.

538. But he wanted it to.

539. Yes.

540. - And you still let him come down here. - You knew I didn't want him here anymore.

541. You never said that.

542. I told you he hit our son, and you did not listen to me.

543. You didn't listen!

544. He said that

545. I don't touch you.

546. How did he know that?

547. I would never say anything like that to anyone.

548. So, then, how did he know?

549. I don't know.

550. He thinks that you're lonely.

551. All the time you're here, I'm lonely.

552. We came here for you!

553. You brought me here, put me in this house.

554. Now I just walk from room to room, and you walk from room to room,

555. but you're a shadow, and I am here. I am real!

556. So, no, he didn't touch me, but I wished he did. I...

557. For, like, a... a moment...

558. for a moment, it felt like my husband was back,

559. and he

560. saw that I'm real, and I want that. I...

561. And I wished he did too.

562. I'm sorry.

563. Hey.

564. Listen.

565. What?

566. I wanted to apologize.

567. I overstepped the mark, and I apologize.

568. Nothing happened with Lana.

569. I know.

570. She wasn't interested.

571. Listen.

572. I know you don't want me using your link anymore. It's just...

573. I'd like to apologize to her in person.

574. I owe her an apology too.

575. Hey.

576. Could I at least say goodbye to her?

577. I just wanna say goodbye.

578. That's not gonna happen.

579. You know what she told me?

580. That your visits offend her.

581. That you offend her.

582. The thought of you returning makes her vomit.

583. She says that you're a snake.

584. A conman.

585. The worst kind.

586. The arrogant kind.

587. She won't have you anywhere near her.

588. She is mine.

589. For all time, she is mine.

590. Every day,

591. every night,

592. in every way.

593. You will not see or speak to her ever again.

594. Who's a good boy?

595. Damn it. Some kind of emergency.

596. What is it?

597. Small impact a few minutes ago. Coolant tubing took a hit.

598. It's leaking pretty bad.

599. Hey, I'm at coolant four.

600. No visible signs of damage.

601. David, you sure it was coolant four?

602. David?

603. David?

604. David!

605. David!

606. David!

607. Where the hell were you?

608. Bathroom.

609. The bathroom?

610. Coolant four was fine.

611. Goddamn system's sending out false reports.

612. Gotta get on to McKenzie.

613. This is not acceptable.

614. Where's my tag?

615. My tag.

616. What did you do?

617. Come on.

618. Lana?

619. Lana?

620. No, no, no, no.

621. No.

622. Lana?

623. No!