1. (NEWSREADER) 'Georgian rebels claimed
responsibility for the Narwhal virus
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2. 'that brought Russia's financial
infrastructure to near collapse.
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3. 'Successful testing of intelligent
synthetic flesh
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4. 'aimed at getting multiple amputees
back on their feet
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5. 'is hailed as a major breakthrough.'
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6. Hon?
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7. 'Elsewhere...'
Ash.
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8. Ash!
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9. Can you take those?
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10. I snotted in yours, is that OK?
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11. Yeah... What?
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12. Palms - burning palms.
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13. Shit! Sorry.
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14. Glove box.
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15. Oh, no, you don't,
I draw the line at disco.
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16. What were we just listening to?
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17. No, the Bee Gees wrote that,
everybody likes the Bee Gees.
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18. You don't. I do.
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19. Ten years,
you haven't played them once.
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20. Have you heard of headphones?
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21. Come on then, what's your
favourite Bee Gees track?
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22. How Deep Is Your Love.
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23. You do not like
How Deep Is Your Love!
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24. It's perfectly natural,
there's nothing wrong with it.
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25. It's not very you.
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26. You're such a dick.
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27. I will crash this van. I will.
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28. I will crash this van on purpose!
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29. Glove box.
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30. Soup all right?
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31. Yeah, great.
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32. Tomato or roasted tomato?
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33. The second one.
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34. There's only one bowl, do you mind
having yours out of a shoe?
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35. Mm-hm.
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36. What was that for?
Just checking you're still solid.
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37. You keep vanishing. Down there.
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38. It's a thief, that thing.
What are you doing?
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39. Just sharing that.
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40. I thought people might find
it funny.
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41. It's not funny. It's sweet.
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42. Trust me, that day wasn't sweet.
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43. We'd gone to a safari park.
First family outing after Jack died.
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44. There was monkeys all over the car
and no-one saying anything.
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45. Mum drove home, that was a first.
When I came down the next morning,
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46. all Jack's photos were gone from that
wall.
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47. She put them in the attic.
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48. That's how she dealt with stuff.
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49. And then when Dad died,
up went his photos.
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50. She just left this one here.
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51. Her only boy,
giving her a fake smile.
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52. She didn't know it was fake.
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53. Maybe that makes it worse.
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54. Oh... Oh, shit...
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55. Oh, shit...
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56. Sorry.
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57. It's OK.
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58. Do you want me to...? No, it's all right.
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59. I don't mind.
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60. I am knackered though... so...
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61. Don't worry.
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62. Sure?
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63. I'm sure.
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64. I love you. Love you too.
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65. Hey, get dressed.
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66. Van's got to be back by two or
they'll do us for an extra day.
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67. Job's just come in. Needs to be
done by the end of play today.
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68. All right.
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69. It is a full page.
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70. No, no, it's fine.
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71. I'll drive all the way there
alone...
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72. pick the car up alone...
drive all the way back alone...
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73. I have to make my own lunch...
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74. Oh, stop it,
you're breaking my heart.
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75. Bye-bye.
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76. 'Hi, this is Ash. I'm too busy or
lazy to answer,
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77. 'so leave your message.'
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78. 'Do you have a customer
reference number?'
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79. I don't, no. I was just...
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80. 'What name is it in?'
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81. Um... Starmer. Ash Starmer.
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82. 'OK, just a moment.'
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83. 'It's not been returned yet, no,
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84. 'and it's meant to be back by two,
so...'
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85. They're closed now,
no point calling back,
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86. and his just goes straight to
messages.
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87. Those batteries are a joke.
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88. He'll be on his way.
He's probably just...
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89. I'm just scared something's
happened to him.
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90. Nothing's happened.
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91. But something could've happened.
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92. Look, sweetheart,
nothing's happened,
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93. you're just working yourself up,
imagining the worst possible thing,
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94. and it's just, he's probably
stuck somewhere with no reception.
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95. Hey. Hey.
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96. It's not real, is it?
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97. At Mark's wake,
I sat there thinking it's not real.
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98. The people didn't look real,
their voices weren't real.
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99. It's like you're out on a spacewalk
and no-one can...
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100. Sarah.
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101. I can sign you up to something that
helps.
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102. It helped me.
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103. It will let you speak to him.
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104. I know he's dead,
but it wouldn't work if he wasn't.
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105. And don't worry,
it's not some crazy spiritual thing.
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106. He was a heavy user,
he'd be perfect... Please shut up.
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107. I mean, it's still in beta,
but I've got an invite...
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108. Please shut up.
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109. You won't have to do anything,
I'll just sign you up...
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110. SHUT UP!
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111. Hey, are you all right?
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112. I'm sorry.
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113. NEW MAIL ALERT
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114. I don't care what it is,
I don't want it!
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115. It's obscene to use his name.
His name, for God's sake!
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116. It hurts, you know it hurts.
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117. Which is why I signed you up.
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118. What is it? W-What is it?
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119. You click the link
and you talk to it.
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120. You talk to it?
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121. You type messages in, like an e-mail,
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122. and then it talks back to you,
just like he would.
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123. He's dead.
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124. It's software. It mimics him.
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125. You give it someone's name.
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126. It goes back and reads through all
the things they've ever said online,
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127. their Facebook updates,
their Tweets, anything public.
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128. I just gave it Ash's name.
The system did the rest.
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129. It's so clever.
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130. It's... sick. It's sick!
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131. Just say hello to it.
If you like it,
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132. you then give it access
to his private emails.
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133. The more it has, the more it's him.
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134. It won't be...
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135. No, it's not, but it helps.
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136. MUSIC PLAYS, MIXER WHIRRS
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137. Listen, Nay, it's me. Hi.
Uh, I really need to speak to you.
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138. Um, can you please call me
as soon as you get this?
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139. Hi!
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140. I'm so sorry. I just got your message.
What's wrong? what happened?
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141. 'Mar?'
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142. Mar, are you OK?
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143. Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine, I just, I
just... I had a bad one earlier.
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144. D'you want me to come and visit?
I'm going to come and visit.
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145. 'No, it's OK, really, I'm...'
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146. Mar, you're upset.
I'm going to come and see you.
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147. No. No, don't.
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148. I'm OK. I promise you I'm OK.
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149. 'I've got to go,
I've got a deadline.'
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150. Are you sure?
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151. It's a tight deadline, got to
be in by dawn, so... I'd better go.
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152. Well, if you have...
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153. Bye, Nay.
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154. Ước gì em nói chuyện được với anh.
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155. Thế em đang làm gì đây? Duh.
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156. Ý em là thật sự nói chuyện.
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157. Ta có thể nói chuyện.
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158. Bằng cách nào?
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159. Hello, I've locked myself
out of the house again.
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160. (LAUGHS) Wait, where are you going?
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161. Hello. I'm no good at birthday
presents.
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162. Yum. Anh sẽ gọi em khi anh sẵn sàng.
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163. 'So...'
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164. '..how am I sounding?'
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165. 'Hello?'
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166. Hello! You sound just like him.
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167. 'Almost creepy isn't it?
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168. 'I say creepy,
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169. 'I mean, it's totally batshit crazy
I can even talk to you.
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170. 'I mean, I don't even have a mouth.'
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171. That's... that's just...
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172. 'Just what?'
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173. That's just the sort of thing
that he would say.
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174. 'Well, that's why I said it.'
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175. I think I'm going mad.
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176. 'I won't tell anyone if you don't.'
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177. 'You're not crying, are you?'
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178. (SNIFFLES) Sorry.
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179. You always said that
I looked weird when I cried.
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180. 'Did I?
I sound like a right sick fuck.'
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181. (LAUGHS) Yeah, you were. You were.
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182. 'But in a good way?'
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183. Yeah. Yeah. In a good way.
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184. So I went in,
after all your persuasion,
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185. and then like straightaway I got a
spine of a sea anemone or something
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186. stuck in my foot, and you threw
a jeb thinking it was poisonous.
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187. 'What's "threw a jeb"?'
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188. Oh, it's um, it's a phrase we had,
like throwing a fit.
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189. 'Oh, OK, so I "threw a jeb".'
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190. Yeah, and you were looking
in a guidebook, trying to figure out
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191. if there were any poisonous
sea creatures in Greece,
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192. when this local guy
comes over and says,
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193. (FRENCH ACCENT) "My wife
knows what to do,
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194. "come back to my house." Although
he wasn't French, obviously.
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195. I used to hate
walking in the country.
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196. 'You must be getting old.'
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197. Oi. (LAUGHS)
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198. I remember you brought me up here
when we first met your mum.
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199. We'd been at hers all weekend
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200. and you could tell
I needed some headspace.
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201. You were good like that.
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202. 'You speak about me
like I'm not here.'
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203. Sorry.
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204. 'It's all right.
I mean, I'm not, really.'
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205. Mm.
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206. 'Show me what it looks like there.'
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207. How?
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208. 'Use the camera on your phone.'
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209. You weren't ever really
impressed with views.
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210. When we went to the Grand Canyon,
you said it was just a big gap.
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211. 'I Tweeted that, too.'
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212. Yeah, I remember
the roaming charges.
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213. You were overly proud
of that definition.
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214. 'I was just speaking my mind.'
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215. Yeah, well shut up
and cop a load of this.
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216. 'Yeah. Mainly just green, isn't it?'
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217. You told me this was
a famous lover's leap.
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218. Doomed couples jumping
to their deaths in Victorian times.
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219. I think you just wanted me
to cling to you.
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220. 'Actually everyone who's ever jumped
from here did it alone. Nice.'
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221. Did you just look that up?
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222. 'Sort of. Shouldn't I have?'
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223. It's a bit weird.
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224. 'Sorry. I'll only do it again
if you ask.'
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225. No, no. No, it's fine.
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226. Oh, wait, hang on.
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227. 'Shall I go?'
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228. No, no, no.
I'll call them back later.
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229. I'm going to go and see if I can
make friends with these cows.
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230. Just going to record it.
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231. Sure.
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232. There you go.
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233. It's OK.
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234. Wait, hang on, here it is again.
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235. 'It's so fast, isn't it?'
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236. I know. I know,
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237. it's like the speed you'd expect
a bee's heart to go at or something.
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238. Wait, hang on.
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239. Oh, shit. Shit, shit.
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240. Ash? Hello?
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241. Ash?
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242. Ash? Hello?
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243. Oh, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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244. I'm sorry! (SOBS)
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245. 'What happened?'
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246. I dropped you. I'm sorry. It was
just... It was... I'm sorry...
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247. 'Hey, it's all right, I'm fine.
I'm not in that thing, you know,
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248. 'I'm remote, I'm in the cloud.
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249. 'You don't have to worry
about breaking me.'
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250. It was just, it was stupid, because
I was so excited about the scan.
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251. 'Yeah, I kept the sound of that.
Here, listen.'
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252. 'You were probably matching that
heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that.
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253. 'It's all fine. Calm down.
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254. 'I'm not going anywhere.'
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255. You're very fragile.
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256. 'Yeah. I was going to
talk to you about that, actually.'
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257. What do you mean?
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258. 'There's another level to this
available, so to speak.
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259. 'Kind of experimental,
and I won't lie, it's not cheap...'
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260. What is it?
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261. 'Are you sitting down?
This might sound a bit creepy.'
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262. Morning.
Morning.
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263. What's this, a block of gold?
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264. I wish.
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265. Where's it going, upstairs?
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266. Yeah, please.
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267. Put your thumb on there.
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268. OK.
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269. Oh, when you get it up there,
you have to lie it on its back.
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270. Thank you.
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271. Say something.
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272. Let me see.
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273. Yeah, well.
Never was much of a looker, was I?
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274. It doesn't look like you.
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275. Not yet.
It's blank till you activate it.
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276. Get the bath ready.
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277. Mar? Get the bath ready.
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278. What is this?
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279. Hang on, I'll find out.
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280. It's nutrient gel.
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281. Stops the synthetic muscle
drying out in transit.
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282. Smells almost...
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283. like marshmallow.
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284. You can eat it if you like.
It's non-toxic.
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285. I'll give that a miss, thanks.
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286. Don't forget the electrolytes.
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287. OK, right - the whole lot?
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288. Mm-hm, the whole lot.
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289. It's like fish food.
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290. He likes the taste of it.
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291. Better leave him to it.
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292. Yeah. Yeah.
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293. I have to go in a minute.
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294. Oh, don't leave me here with it!
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295. Sorry. Look, you can hear -
it's starting already.
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296. (AUDIO BREAKS UP) Don't switch
the bathroom light on.
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297. Don't what?
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298. Don't switch the bathroom light on.
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299. (PHONE LINE CRACKLES) Let it brew.
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300. Listen, I've got to go...
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301. SPLASHING AND BUBBLING
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302. You could've left me some clothes.
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303. I mean, talk about an undignified
entrance.
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304. That's a bit creepy.
What you're doing.
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305. Is there at least a towel?
I'm dripping everywhere.
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306. Hello?
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307. I won't bite.
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308. I'm all right here for now.
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309. Would you like me
to put some food on?
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310. Do you eat?
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311. No.
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312. I mean, I don't need to.
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313. I can chew and swallow,
if that makes it easier?
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314. Don't worry about it, it's fine.
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315. I need a drink.
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316. Are you sure that's...?
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317. I know, I'm not supposed to.
It won't kill us.
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318. The official advice is...
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319. Fuck the official advice.
It's one night.
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320. You look well.
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321. Well, I am young.
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322. I mean... You look like him
on a good day.
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323. The photos we keep
tend to be flattering.
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324. I guess I wasn't any different.
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325. You're so soft.
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326. You're so smooth.
How are you so smooth?
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327. You've got pores and lines...
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328. It's texture-mapping.
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329. The really tiny details
are visual - 2D.
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330. Here, try my fingertips.
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331. See?
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332. Weird.
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333. Does it bother you?
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334. No.
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335. Yeah.
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336. (WHISPERS) I don't know.
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337. I missed you. I missed you so much!
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338. Hey, don't cry.
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339. Don't cry.
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340. Come on then. Top off.
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341. What's wrong?
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342. He had a mole there.
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343. Where?
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344. There.
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345. Hang on.
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346. That's ridiculous.
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347. That's completely stupid.
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348. Hello?
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349. Hi.
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350. Your hand's on my tit.
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351. You're doing wonders
for my self-esteem here.
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352. There's no record of my sexual
response.
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353. I didn't discuss
that side of things online.
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354. But you have sexual responses.
I mean...
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355. This works?
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356. Oh.
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357. That, I can turn that on and off
pretty much instantly.
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358. See?
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359. I can do it again if you like.
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360. Oh, oh, God. Oh, shit.
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361. Should I stop?
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362. No! No, it's really good.
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363. Where... Where did you learn this?
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364. Set routine.
Based on pornographic videos.
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365. I love you.
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366. I love you.
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367. BIRDS TWITTER
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368. What is it?
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369. What were you doing?
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370. Nothing.
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371. The way that your eyes were open,
it scared me.
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372. You'd prefer if I closed them?
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373. What, when you're sleeping?
Um, yeah?
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374. I don't really need to sleep.
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375. Well, just try, next time.
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376. Can I get you anything?
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377. No.
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378. Coffee, sandwich?
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379. I said no.
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380. Ash.
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381. Look, sorry.
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382. It's just a bit odd.
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383. I can appreciate
it's pretty strange.
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384. I just need a bit of, just,
getting used to it.
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385. And I shouldn't have drunk
last night.
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386. Next time could you try and stop me?
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387. Stop you drinking?
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388. Yeah.
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389. So I get to enjoy being
a bit of a bastard?
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390. CAR PULLS UP OUTSIDE
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391. What's wrong?
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392. Oh, God. Shit, right,
get in the bedroom.
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393. What?
Now!
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394. Hey.
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395. Hey!
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396. Can I come in?
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397. Yeah, yeah.
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398. Look at you.
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399. The town mouse has become
the country mouse.
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400. Yeah, it's nice.
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401. Was this all you?
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402. Do you want a cup of coffee?
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403. Yeah.
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404. You weren't answering calls.
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405. It's been...
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406. Or messages.
Really busy.
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407. I've just been a bit like "Oh,
shit," you know, "What's...?"
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408. Yeah. Work's been mad, it's been...
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409. Which is good, you know, obviously,
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410. because it's kept my mind
off everything, so...
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411. Where's the toilet?
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412. Upstairs.
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413. OK.
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414. So, I mean, um... Yeah, let's, er...
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415. Meet up more, yes.
Keep in touch yeah, yeah.
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416. Yeah.
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417. Come here.
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418. I think it's great you're moving on.
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419. What?
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420. Sorry. There were...
There were man clothes, you know.
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421. In the bathroom.
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422. Right.
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423. Is he nice?
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424. Sorry. Big nose. You know.
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425. You deserve whatever you want.
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426. Thanks.
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427. All right.
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428. OK. All right.
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429. CAR LOCK BEEPS
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430. Hey.
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431. Is everything all right?
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432. Yeah, I'm fine. It's fine.
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433. What did your friend say?
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434. That was my sister.
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435. You know her.
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436. She said that I was...
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437. She said that she was happy
that I'd moved on.
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438. Moved on to what?
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439. Is that not the sort of
thing I'd say?
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440. I mean...
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441. It is, isn't it?
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442. Are you sure everything's all right?
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443. Yes!
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444. Shit!
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445. It's OK, I can do it. I can do it.
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446. I can do it.
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447. Don't!
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448. We need to wrap that in paper.
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449. Look, if you're going
to pretend to be asleep,
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450. you could at least breathe, OK?
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451. It's just eerie.
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452. Like this?
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453. It doesn't work.
I can tell that you're faking it.
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454. Would you like me
to have sex with you?
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455. Can you just go downstairs?
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456. OK.
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457. No! That's...
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458. Ash would argue over that.
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459. He wouldn't just leave
because I'd ordered him to.
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460. OK.
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461. What? N...
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462. Ah, fucking hell!
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463. Don't cry, darling.
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464. Oh, don't! Just get out!
Get out!
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465. Go on!
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466. So you do want me to go?
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467. Just get out! Get out! Get out!
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468. Get out! Get out! Get out!
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469. You're not enough of him!
You are nothing! You're nothing.
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470. Fight me.
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471. I don't do that.
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472. Fucking fight me! Hit me.
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473. Hit me. Hit me. Come on!
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474. Why are you just standing
there taking this?
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475. How can you take this?
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476. Did I ever hit you?
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477. N... No, of course you didn't
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478. but you might've done if I done this.
Or this.
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479. I don't... I don't know.
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480. Maybe you would have. But you
wouldn't, would you? You wouldn't.
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481. I could insult you.
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482. What?
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483. There's tons of invective
in the archive.
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484. I like speaking my mind,
I could throw some of that at you.
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485. Get out of this house.
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486. What are you doing?
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487. I can't go more than 25 metres
from my activation point.
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488. What is that, a joke?
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489. Look, I know it sounds mental.
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490. Where's your activation point?
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491. At the risk of blowing your mind...
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492. it's where I was activated.
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493. The bath.
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494. I have to keep within a 25-metre
radius unless my administrator -
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495. that's you - is with me.
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496. Don't call me your administrator.
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497. Why not?
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498. Because...
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499. It sounds sort of sexy.
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500. If you're laughing,
can I come back inside?
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501. Feeling a bit...
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502. ornamental out here.
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503. SHOWER WATER RUNNING
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504. Funny.
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505. Can you put that down, please?
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506. But it is funny.
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507. Could you just put it down?
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508. Come with me. We're going out.
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509. Cheesy.
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510. Come on.
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511. Where are we going?
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512. Just hurry up.
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513. SEAGULLS SQUAWK
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514. NO!
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515. DON'T DO IT!
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516. Seriously, don't do it.
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517. I'm not going to.
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518. OK.
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519. See, he would have worked out
what was going on.
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520. This wouldn't have ever happened,
but if it had, he would have
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521. worked it out.
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522. Sorry, hang on. That's a very
difficult sentence to process.
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523. Jump.
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524. What? Over there?
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525. I never expressed suicidal thoughts,
or self-harm.
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526. Yeah, well, you aren't you, are you?
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527. That's another difficult one,
to be honest with you.
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528. You're just a few ripples of you.
There's no history to you.
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529. You're just a performance of stuff
that he performed without thinking,
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530. and it's not enough.
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531. Come on. I aim to please.
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532. Aim to jump. Just do it.
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533. OK.
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534. If you're absolutely sure.
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535. See, Ash would've been scared.
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536. He wouldn't have just leapt off,
he would have been crying,
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537. he would have been...
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538. Oh.
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539. Oh... Oh, God, no.
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540. Please, I don't want to do it.
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541. Please don't make me do it.
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542. No. That's not fair.
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543. No, I'm... I'm frightened, darling,
please...
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544. Don't make me.
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545. I don't want to die.
Oh, God, I don't want to die
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546. No, that's not fair.
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547. I'm frightened, I don't want to die.
Don't...
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548. NO!
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549. One for you, one for me.
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550. What?
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551. We need another slice.
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552. Why?
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553. So I can take one upstairs.
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554. It's not the weekend.
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555. It is my birthday.
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556. OK.
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557. "Thanks, Mum."
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558. Hey, Ash.
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559. Hey. The birthday girl.
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560. Just gonna come and hang out
for a bit.
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561. OK. I wasn't doing anything.
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562. I brought you some cake.
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563. I know you don't eat anything.
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564. I'm just using you as an excuse
so I can get an extra slice.
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565. Devious.
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566. Mum?
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567. Mum!
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568. Yeah, I'm just coming.
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