1.  Coach Plummer:
Come on now!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  If you going to play like this,
Simi Valley is going to kill us!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  We're going to get
our asses kicked!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  Absolutely.
Come on, now!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  Hey, y'all eat some spaghetti.
Maybe this will help.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  I want you boys big as hell.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  Pancakes and syrup
in the morning,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  steak and spaghetti
all-day.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  And don't even worry
about it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  Y'all got years
before that diabetes hit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Please don't hurt me!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  Boon-Boon, you're running
the wrong way, son!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  Dang, Boon-Boon, you about
as confused as your damn dad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  Oh! Nigga!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  Damn, you sure looking good
there, Ms. Tudi.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  Nigga, stop pushing up on me
with your married ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  I don't do that.
Get on now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  Go on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  Jesus, these kids are terrible.
You know that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  Aw, Ms. Tudi,
they ain't that bad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  They just need
a little practice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  - They need boot camp!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  Back in the days,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  them black Compton Devils
used to beat the hellCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  out of them sons-of-cops
Simi Valley Skull Crushers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  Oh, so, wait a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  That little fat boy is
a little fat girl?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  Aww, no.
That's Brenda.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  She was struggling
with her weight a little bit.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  That's why her mama put her
on the team.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  Well, damn.
How fat was she before?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  Hey! Whoo!
My number hit!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  Hey, thank you, Jesus!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  Hey, I ain't got nothing
to do with that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  Don't thank me.
Pops don't play games of chance.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  How much you win, baby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  $2,000.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  Damn.
And if I was a betting man,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  I'd bet on those
Simi Valley Skull Crushers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  You know Ms. Emma got them
10-to-1 favoriteCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  down at the pool hall.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  Uh, hey, baby. Why don't you let
Mama hold on to that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  No way.
And please,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  don't nobody tell Shalinka
about the money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  I mean,
I'm up on my payments,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  but, man, that woman
want everything.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  Those are
your kids, Boon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  Hey, Jesus, here she comes, man.
Quick, take the money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  I don't want nothing
to do with that deception, bruh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  What was that envelope you had
in your hand, Boonie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  What envelope?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  Stop lying.
I saw the damn envelope,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  and it smelled
like you had money in it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Let me see your hands.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  Mom!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  Uh, you know
she gonna take that money.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Better go
and slide it to me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  Oh, okay. Okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  I know something up
with your ass.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  I know it. But you can trust
I'm going to find out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  I want to apologize
for my little attitude earlier,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  because
I was thinking.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  You don't care about your wife,
why should I?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  Mmm! Mmm, that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  Mmm, mmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  Been waiting on you
like a check.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  Mmm, damn.
These legs sure are spicy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  Not as spicy as the legs
I'm looking at right now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  No, no, no.
Don't touch just yet.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  Unh-unh, nigga.
You better get up!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  Annabelle!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  Annabelle, my ass,
nigga!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  Telling me you had
a damn coaches' meeting.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  The only game I see you working
on is your damn mack game.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  My bad!
My bad, queen!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  Wait a minute,
this is your husband?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  Nigga! You married? Oh!
You — You wrong.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  Damn right he is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  And there ain't going to be
no more coaching.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  Let's go.
Let's go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  Okay, baby! Let's go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  Let's go! It's over!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  Oh!
Oh, my goodness.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  You got that bitch here
just in time!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  Part one
worked like a charm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  Now on to part two.
Part two!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  Got to find a coach
that knows how to win.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  You know the game is tomorrow?
Who do you have in mind?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  Jesus, can I ask you
a question?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  Well, sure.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  Is winning bad?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  Of course not.
Pops loves victory —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  as long as it comes
through Him.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  Just ask
the big homie Moses.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  Okay, Moses.
Um, 'cause it's just thatCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  I'm so worried about
the damn Devils.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  They little self-esteem
is just so bruised upCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  from all the losses.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  And...
Boon-Boon saidCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  he don't know if he should
go on living anymore!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  No!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  He say that?
Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  A-And it's just that I know
how you care about the kids,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  and they need a coach
that cares... like you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  Hmm? Jesus, they need you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  I don't know, Ms. Tudi.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  You know I call bingo
for the elderlyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  down at the Loving Life home
on Fridays.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  Nigga, it's only
for one game...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  and — and until we find
a real replacement.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  You could smoke mine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  Mm-hmm.
Ms. Tudi.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  Hm?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  You know God sent me here
to service people.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  You know
what I'm saying?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  You know
I love them kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  So, Friday night, huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  Friday it is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  All right. All right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  Time for part three.Mm-hmm, that's right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  Ms. Emma! Hey, Tudi,
what's going on?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  What's going on,
honey?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  Lloyd.
Howdy-do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  Hey listen, Ms. Emma,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  Lloyd and I would like to get in
on a Damn Devils game.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  Oh, no, no. I'm not taking
any more action on that game.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  Everybody and their mama
got the Skull Crushers winning,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  whipping their ass! No, no, no, no,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  not the Skull Crushers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  We want to put money
on the Damn Devils.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  Damn Devils!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  Oh. Tudi?
Hm?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  I know Lloyd
ain't got no sense.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  But since when you smoking
your own stash?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  That don't make
no sense.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  $2,000 do?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  $2,050 —
I got my $50 in there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  All right, you
big baller, huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  Oh, yeah.
My balls are huge.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  I might be sick.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  Okay, whatever.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  Man, this is the easiest money
I have ever made.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  Now, look here —
All we need now isCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  a little bit
of insurance.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  Now you're talking.
Look here —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  I don't want nothing to happen
to my $50.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  What do you have
in mind?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  Wow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  All right, boys.
Break it up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  Lunch Lady Lloyd — I mean,
Lloydia — ready to work!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  I didn't hear about
anybody new starting today.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  Uh, you might be
at the wrong school.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  Let me call down
to the officeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  and make sure you
at the right place.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  Hold on.
Just a minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  You know how they always
be messing up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  Uh-huh. Yeah.
La Lodia?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  A newborn baby
in the freezer!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  Oh, my God!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  Not again!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  Hey, look.
What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  Ow! Aah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  Here you go,
cutie pie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  Hey! Where's my Gatorade?
It's game day!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  Right away, Coach.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  Mm-hmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  Gatorade?
More like "Hater-ade".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  They're going to
be dizzy! Dizzy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  Ahh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  Oh, here you go.
Here we go.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  Here we go.
Lookie here, y'all.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  Ain't that a pretty color?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  Aah, drink up now.
Drink up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  Future-cop assholes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  There you go.
Come on over here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  Get you some of that.
Yeah. Come on.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  Drink up, you little,
future cop.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  Bless this day
that Pops has made!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  Hey, your Pops
made this day,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  but he also made those mean,
little cop-puppiesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  that's about
to kill our kid.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  I hope you brought
a bus-load of miracles with you,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  because we're going to
need them, nigga.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  Welcome to Daryl Gates Field,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  home of the Simi Valley
Skull Crushers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  We welcome
the Compton Damn Devils.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  Let me remind
all you fans out there —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  Lock your car
before the game starts,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  and the state has
no liabilityCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  for anything stolen
in the meantime.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  Hey, hey, hey!
Break it up, now!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  Lloyd! Lloyd! The hell did you
give them, huh? Steroids?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  Listen to a man
who been drunk for 40 years.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  I don't give a damn
if it's booze or sugar.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  It's got to crash.
Always have, always will.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  They better crash fast,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  because the game starts
in 20 minutes.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  Mm-hmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  All right, coach.
Keep it clean out there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  We packing, too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  Well, I hope you have
a permit for that, son.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  Yeah, I got
a permit for it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  Got a permit
for this one, too, bitch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  Coach Whiteman. Hey, Coach Whiteman.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  How you doing?
I'm Coach Jesus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  You have such
a lovely stadium —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  Hey, hey.
What'd you say?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  I said I'm Jesus. But you're black.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  See, that's only 'cause
some churches altered my imageCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  to better connect
with my message.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  Why, how silly
is that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  'Cause I'm like, everybody's
brother. You feel me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  Up high. Listen here, lunatic.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  That hip-hoppity jive talk
may work down in Compton,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  but you're
in the Simi Valley now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  And we do it
American-style.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  We worship Jesus —
the real Jesus —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  blue-eyed and white!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  Maybe slightly sun-kissed
in the summer,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  but not a shade darker!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  All right, visiting coach,
call it in the air.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  Heads.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  It's heads.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  Hallelujah!
Hallelujah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  You know what, Coach Whiteman?
Where are my manners?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  Here, you take the ball,
brother. You can go first.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  Oh, that was
your first mistake.
Okay, bro.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  No, your first mistake
was talking thatCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  "I am Jesus" bullshit. Whatever, bro.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  No, no. That was
your second mistake.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  Your third mistake
was giving us the ball.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  You know what
your first mistake was?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  I have no idea, bro.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  Showing up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  Shalinka,
what's wrong?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  Boonie dumb-ass
brought Margarita mixCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  instead of Capri Sun.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  They was on sale!
What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  You just grab
this little Capri Sun strawCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  and stick it in
like that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  I'm telling you —
It's the same shit!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  No, it's not.
Not if you can read, Boon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  Look, Shalinka. Don't even trip.
It's all good.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  It ain't all good,
Jesus!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  We ain't got no Capri Suns
for the damn game!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  The bag is empty!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  Let me see it.
Let me see it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  Thank the Lord.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  - Thank you, Jesus.
- Thanks, Jesus.
- Thanks, Coach Christ.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  I haven't seen you
cramp up like this, son.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  Keep drinking
that Gatorade.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  Don't worry. I've prepared you
for this adversity.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  When you were baptized,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  I had the preacher
dip your balls in holy water.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  All right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  Circle it up!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  Yeah. Yeah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  Oh, I love
this intensity. Yeah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  Yeah! All right, Clay,
put your mouth guard in.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  You're going to bite
through your damn lip.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  Come on. Aah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  Aah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  Now, before we get out here,
we're going to take a momentCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  and thank Pops
for bringing us all togetherCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  on this beautiful
Friday afternoon, right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  Dear real Jesus,
help us destroy our enemies,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  weaken their bones,
embarrass their ancestors.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  I ain't gonna
do that, Coach!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  Let's keep this thing positive!
It's about the kids!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  I'll pray the way
I want to pray!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  How the hell
did he hear that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  Look, guys. Pops got
something good for everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  You know what I'm saying?
Everybody's a winner with Pops!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  Rain down righteous fury.
Make them bleed.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  Destroy the false prophet!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  This dude needs to chill.
What the f—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  Oh. My bad, kids.
I keep getting distracted.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  Can your boy get an "amen"? Amen.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  Amen! Amen!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  Yeah! Let's go!
Let's go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  All right, pimps, let's go out
here and make some friends!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  Yeah! Yeah!
Be compassionate!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  Brenda, girl, what is you doing
sitting over there?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  Girl, you're supposed to be
on kick-off.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  Go on.
Get up out there, girl!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  Why am I so weird?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  I'm a girl.
I should be a cheerleader,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  but I love football.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  You know what?
I was talking to Pops earlier,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  and He told me to tell you
that He got a plan for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  Brenda, ain't nobody
like you,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  and you ain't like
nobody else.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  You's a one-of-one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
296.  All you got to do is
put your trust in Him,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
297.  and go on, get yours, baby,
'cause you know He love you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
298.  Go ahead, girl!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
299.  Coach Whiteman:
Son, get the ball!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
300.  Hey. Hey, what the hell
you doing?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
301.  Come on! Block!
82, let's go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
302.  What the —
Get up! Come on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
303.  I told you.
The crash is upon us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
304.  What crash?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
305.  Oh, baby, look
what I go for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
306.  Oh, this is kiwi strawberry.
Thanks, Mama.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
307.  All right, baby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
308.  3, 18! 3, 18!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
309.  Hut! Hut!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
310.  Yeah! Yeah, way to run
that block, Brenda! Do that!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
311.  That's it, Boon-Boon!
Run it down, Boon!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
312.  Touchdown! That's my little man
right there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
313.  Touchdown for the Damn Devils.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
314.  What's the matter
with you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
315.  Come on!
Get over here! Hustle!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
316.  Hustle, hustle, hustle!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
317.  I want you to rip those
sons-of-convicts' faces off!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
318.  Blood makes
the grass grow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
319.  Go! Go!
Go, Brenda!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
320.  Yeah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
321.  Big girl looking like
Marshawn Lynch out there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
322.  You were right about that crash.
Them fucking is out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
323.  We got money coming now, baby.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
324.  Where Jesus going?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
325.  Lord, I hope
he's not about to doCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
326.  what I think
he's going to do.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
327.  What he going to do?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
328.  Damn it!
He's doing it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
329.  Why does he have to be
so fucking compassionate?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
330.  Well, he better not be
compassionate with my money!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
331.  Nigga, your money?
I count $20,000 I could lose!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
332.  What about my $50?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
333.  Oh, yeah! Let's go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
334.  Yeah, let's
go get them!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
335.  Good luck
in the second half, Coach.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
336.  It will be
a better one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
337.  Keep hustling.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
338.  Damn, that was
kind of Jesus-esque.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
339.  No. Nah, it can't be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
340.  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Come on! Get him! Get him!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
341.  Touchdown! Yeah! Yeah!
That's what I'm talking about!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
342.  Touchdown, Skull Crushers!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
343.  Good score, kids!
Good score!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
344.  Good score? Really, Jesus?
You let them back in the game!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
345.  Why the fuck
would you do that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
346.  All right, field unit,
get out there! Come on!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
347.  All right, let's go,
fellas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
348.  Oh, damn!
My $50 is good as gone.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
349.  Wait. Wait.
Wait a second.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
350.  If Jesus can use his miracles
to heal their team,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
351.  then how come
we can't prayCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
352.  for him to do a favor
for our team?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
353.  Absolutely right,
Ms. Tudi.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
354.  I'm going to send all my prayers
to Jesus right now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
355.  Jesus!
Jesus!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
356.  Hey! Hey! I need
all you mother fuckersCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
357.  to pray that the kick
don't go through them uprights.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
358.  Hear? Pray!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
359.  What?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
360.  I ain't never see you pray
for nobody but yourself!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
361.  Nigga, would you shut up
and let me pray?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
362.  Jesus, please don't let that
ball go through them upright.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
363.  Lord, please let that ball
go to the right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
364.  - Please.
- Go to the right.
- Go to the right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
365.  Black Jesus: Veer to the right.
Veer to the right with it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
366.  Holy Jesus,
straighten out that kick!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
367.  No, no. Straight.
straighten it out there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
368.  Straight! Straight!
Straight!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
369.  Ah, well.
So, Pops' will will be done.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
370.  No!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
371.  Hey, it worked, y'all!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
372.  Let them pray
to their fake black Jesus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
373.  I'll pray
to the real Jesus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
374.  Jesus, it's me,
Coach Whiteman.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
375.  We need a miracle.
A turnover now!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
376.  A turnover? It's for the children.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
377.  Jesus.
Whatever you're doing, don't.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
378.  Don't. Please.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
379.  I can't resist a prayer
for the children.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
380.  Touchdown!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
381.  Touchdown, Skull Crushers!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
382.  We got to override that
asshole's prayers to Jesus here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
383.  Hey, I need all of y'all to pray
your fucking asses off! Pray!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
384.  Mom, chill out.
It's just a game.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
385.  What do you mean, just a game?
I got $50 in there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
386.  She got $2,000!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
387.  10-to-1 odds? Whoo, that's a lot
of money in your purse.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
388.  Wait a second.
My $2,000?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
389.  I gave you that money
so Shalinka couldn't spend it,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
390.  and you waste it
on a bet?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
391.  What you mean
you hiding money from me?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
392.  Why you think we sugared up
them boys before the game?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
393.  What do they call it Ms. Tudi?
Insurance?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
394.  Yeah, yeah.
It was insurance.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
395.  What money, Boonie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
396.  Guys, we're missing
the last play!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
397.  Please, Jesus. Let us recover
this outside kick.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
398.  Please let him
fumble the ball.
Please!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
399.  Black Jesus: No, fumble it.
Fumble it. Fumble it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
400.  Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
401.  Whoo! It worked!
It worked! Whoo!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
402.  Lord, grant her the stupidity
to lateral that boy again.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
403.  Lateral it again.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
404.  Yes!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
405.  Jesus, I'm going to need you
to help our kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
406.  Black Jesus:
Ms. Tudi, they all my kids.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
407.  Nigga,
I'm praying to you!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
408.  Is that what this is?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
409.  Is that what the fucking
you think this is?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
410.  Some Oprah shit?
You get a miracle!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
411.  You get a miracle!
You get a miracle! You —Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
412.  Man, fuck that.
I'm done.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
413.  This shit is
out of my hands.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
414.  They dropped the ball!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
415.  Ms. The other way!
The other way!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
416.  There other way! This way!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
417.  There you go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
418.  White Jesus!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
419.  Make Grandma some money!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
420.  Yeah,
that's my boy right there!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
421.  Fuck it.
I'll intercede myself!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
422.  Aaah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
423.  Touchdown!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
424.  Final score is 21-14.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
425.  Jesus. I think
I got my skull crushed.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
426.  I think
you're right, pimp.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
427.  But Pops said
no more miracles today,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
428.  so I suggest
your ass call 911.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
429.  Modern medicine is about
as miraculousCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
430.  as your ass is gonna
get today.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
431.  Thanks for coaching,
Jesus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
432.  I didn't know
I could do all that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
433.  Me either.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
434.  Hey, all you kids
got potential.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
435.  Pops blessed you all
with the spirit to shine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
436.  So shine... while we celebrate
with this pizza!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
437.  Come on, pimps.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
438.  Eat up! Eat up! It's plenty.
It's enough for everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
439.  What's up, playboys?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
440.  Come over here
and get some of this pizza.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
441.  Come break bread
with your boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
442.  Come on. Get some of this pizza,
pimp. It's gluten-free!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
443.  Now, remember
this moment, kids,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
444.  because despite the fact that we
on different football teams,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
445.  we all on God's team.
Dig that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
446.  And looking at y'all's faces,
I can tellCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
447.  that yours will be
the generationCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
448.  that end all this crap
between the blacks and whites,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
449.  the Comptons
and the police.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
450.  You'll bring it all togetherCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
451.  like some real players
like you know we is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
452.  Can I get an amen? Amen.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
453.  Let's eat!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
454.  Ms.
Oh, yes! Amen!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
455.  Oh, full of joy!
Full of joy!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
456.  Praise Pops.
What's happening, Ms. Tudi?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
457.  For the first time,
Jesus,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
458.  your heavenly ass
has made me some money!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
459.  Me, too!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
460.  Oh, y'all talking
about that bet.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
461.  Ms. Tudi, you know gambling
only leads to pain and hardship.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
462.  So, I went by
Ms. Emma'sCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
463.  and asked her to give me
the money back.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
464.  Good, it's
my money, anyway.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
465.  Hey, nigga!
I see you!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
466.  "Lloydia", my ass!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
467.  Aah! You old sucker!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
468.  I'mma get you!
I'mma get you!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
469.  You need to give me
some of that, Boonie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
470.  All of y'all can chill,
'cause I told youCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
471.  that money won't do nothing,
but bring you grief and sorrow.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
472.  Them 20 stacks?
To quote Pops' newest angel,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
473.  "Mo' money,
mo' problems".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
474.  What did you do
with the $2,050?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
475.  New uniforms
and new coach!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
476.  Thanks, Jesus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
477.  Ain't all this love better
than some ill-gotten gains?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
478.  No! Ill-gotten gains
are way better!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
479.  Right! I agree with Boonie
this time!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
480.  You know what? You lucky!
You lucky I ain't got a cross!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
481.  Black Jesus: Hey, Ms. Tudi.
There's kids out here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
482.  Victory on three!
1, 2, 3!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
483.  Victory!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
484.  1, 2, 3!
Victory!Copy !req