1. Look, look,
look, look, look!
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2. Look, look!
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3. - What's this, bitch?
- They're mine, bitch!
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4. - Ah!
- Ahh, my shoulder!
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5. Man, it ain't that
Pop damn funny, man.
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6. Oh, man,
that's my mama,
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7. and when the old girl
kung-fu her ass,
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8. that shit got me
fuck up.
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9. No, Jesus is right,
though.
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10. We should not take pleasure
in Ms. Tudi's pain.
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11. But that shit
right there...
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12. Ms.
Oh!
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13. - She Jackie Chan'd her ass!
- Woo-tah!
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14. How you gonna put your mom
on World Star like that?
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15. She already
'hood infamous.
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16. Now she 'bout to be
black-famous.
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17. Who the fuck
said I wanted some
nigga-riety, nigga?
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18. Black Jesus:
Damn, Ms. Tudi,
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19. you over there
all hurt up and things.
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20. Come here, girl.
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21. Come catch these
healing hands, huh?
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22. Go and take that off.
Feel good, don't it, huh?
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23. Ooh, come on,
now, nigga. Unh!
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24. You know this
never would've happened
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25. if you wasn't
caught stealing.
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26. I didn't steal nothing,
hear?
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27. I was returning a wig
that I purchased.
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28. They got this damn
no-return policy,
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29. so I threw it in her face
and took the one I wanted.
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30. Hey, Mama, I didn't know
you still wear wig.
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31. Oh, nigga, I just use 'em
for random hook-ups
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32. and when I'm doing
sexual role-play.
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33. You know you got to pretend
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34. with these niggas. Yeah!
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35. Jesus, I am tired of this
Korean Mafia bitch, hear?
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36. They owning our community,
running our shit.
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37. They control where
we buy our hair.
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38. They control where
we get our nails done.
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39. They even control
where we get our liquor.
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40. All the things that make
black women feel beautiful.
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41. Nothing makes me feel better
than a mani-pedi,
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42. fresh hair, and some
Darby's Special Reserve.
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43. What about the word,
though, Nessa?
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44. What about that?
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45. Look, you're right.
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46. I just — I need
a new weave to get
up in the club.
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47. Ms.
Mm-hmm.
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48. Ms. Tudi, why don't you
open up your own wig store?
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49. What, you mean like
sell hair to my own people?
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50. All you got to do is
slide down into the bank
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51. and apply for
one of them loans
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52. that they give to women
and minorities all day.
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53. Do that,
and you in like Flynn!
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54. I mean, it sound good, Jesus,
but it ain't gonna —
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55. mnh-mnh,
it ain't gonna work.
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56. It ain't gonna work.
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57. Nessa, where's Shalinka?
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58. I don't know.
Try her house, AmBro.
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59. Roger that.
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60. What he want with Link?
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61. He probably
tryin' to fuck.
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62. Oh, my bad, Jesus.
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63. I meant,
uh, fornicate.
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64. He ain't her type
anyway.
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65. Boonie, anybody breathing
is Shalinka type
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66. if she fucking
with you.
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67. Jesus, let's go
and talk about
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68. this business
minority loan.
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69. - Ms. Tudi.
- What?
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70. We smoked all that kush
in the car
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71. and you still sitting
up here stressing?
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72. Ain't nobody gonna give me
no loan to start no business.
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73. Credit's all fucked up.
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74. It's just so bad that
my grandkids are in debt.
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75. Why don't we just go
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up in here?
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77. Ms. Tudi,
you are really,
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78. really fucking up
my high right now.
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79. I'm on a good one,
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80. and you're really
fucking my shit off
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81. with all
your disbelief and doubt.
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82. Come on, Pop's got
a path for you.
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83. He wouldn't bring you to it
and not bring you through it.
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84. Have some faith.
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85. Good morning.
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86. I was...
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87. Oh, this bitch.
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88. - Oh, hell no, bitch!
- Well, what you gonna do?
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89. - No.
- Really?
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90. - No, come on, then.
- Well, we can do it again.
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91. fuck
Laverne! Laverne!
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92. So good seeing you.
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93. We haven't seen you
since the party
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94. where we had
such a great time.
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95. Oh, the — the party.
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96. Yes, yes.
- Yeah.
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97. We did have a wonderful time,
didn't we? Yeah!
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98. We sure did, girl.
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99. Let me check
your FICO score.
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100. - Mm, mm, mm.
- What?
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101. This is the lowest
I've ever seen.
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102. Well, damn.
What's the score?
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103. It's a 420.
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104. Laverne,
do your savior a solid
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105. and check that score
one more again, hmm?
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106. Okay.
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107. Oh, that —
that's odd. What?
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108. That says "820,"
not "420."
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109. Ha, ha, ha!
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110. Hallelujah!
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111. Thank you, Jesus!
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112. Don't thank me.
That's all Pops.
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113. Well, listen,
Ms. Tudi,
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114. I'mma make sure that you can
get your money tomorrow.
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115. I'mma put a rush on it
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116. before these white folks
change the rules.
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117. They crucify a brother.
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118. That's why we
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119. We got to stay woke.
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120. - Stay woke.
- We have to stick together.
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121. You got some weed?
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122. Ah! Ee! Ooh! Ah!
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123. Here we go, faster.
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124. Ahhh.
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125. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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126. Yeah.
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127. I broke you off, right?
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128. Yeah, that was great.
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129. What you talking about,
"great"?
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130. That was amazing!
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131. Best you ever had!
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132. That was splendiferous!
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133. Spell it.
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134. That's what I thought.
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135. Boy, you can't give me
what you can't spell.
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136. But you can
do something for me.
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137. Link, no.
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138. I can't breathe
down there.
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139. A brother got adenoids.
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140. I ain't talkin'
about that, silly.
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141. Sign these. What's this?
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142. A life-insurance
policy.
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143. Oh. How much I get
when you die?
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144. Nigga, that's on your life,
not mine.
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145. I can't sign that.
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146. Why not?
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147. All you gonna do when I die
is use the money
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148. to buy some other brother
a chain.
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149. What the mother fuck?
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150. Boy, did you get
sex-dehydrated again?
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151. This don't have
nothing to do
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152. with some imaginary dude
in a chain.
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153. It's about your kids.
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154. With this, Boonie, you'll be
doing more for them dead
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155. than you do alive.
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156. And you ain't even
got to do nothing.
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157. Nothing but die.
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158. Absolutely.
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159. But think about it,
nigga — you fat,
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160. you probably got
Type-9 diabetes,
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161. your mama
got a short temper
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162. and a happy-ass
trigger finger,
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163. so death comin'
for your ass, Boon.
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164. Sign the damn papers.
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165. It's for the kids,
right?
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166. Yes, for the kids!
Damn!
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167. Jesus, you know what?
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168. That loan did not go as far
as I thought it would.
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169. With the utilities
and the lease and the —
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170. I barely had enough money
to get decent hair.
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171. Don't worry about nothing,
Ms. Tudi.
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172. Look at it! It's coming
together beautifully!
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173. Pop's gonna provide.
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174. Hey, well, he need
to provide security.
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175. That Korean Bitch Mafia
been eyeballin' us all day.
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176. Mama, I don't even
know why you opened up
business around them.
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177. Oh, relax, Boonie.
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178. There's plenty of
heads in need of
hair around here.
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179. You know what?
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180. I want them to know that
they ain't the only ones
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181. that can profit from our
European standards of beauty.
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182. Hell, I deserve some of that
self-hatred money, too.
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183. You know what?
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184. I think we'll love ourselves
a whole lot more
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185. if artists
dropped lyrics
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186. like the Songs of Solomon
dropped verses.
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187. And I quote —
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188. "You are altogether
beautiful, my love.
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189. There is no flaw
in you."
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190. Thank you.
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191. - That is beautiful.
- Ain't it, though?
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192. But, nigga,
you wearing a perm.
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193. Ain't no way your hair
naturally that color.
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194. Man, you gonna quit
disrespecting me, Boonie.
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195. I keep telling you, man,
this ain't no perm.
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196. I just hit my shit
with a flat iron.
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197. My mom half-Galilean.
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198. What did the pimp
tell the ho with
two broken arms?
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199. What the fuck?
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200. Hey, don't trip, Boon.
I got this.
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201. Koreans like talking
in riddles and proverbs.
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202. Pan Ji-Ho,
what did the pimp say
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203. to the lady
with two broken arms?
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204. Nothing.
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205. He broke her arms.
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206. Are you going to make me
repeat myself
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207. about showing your face
around here?
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208. Because I got another
broken arm for you.
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209. Bitch, I ain't afraid
of no ass-kickin'.
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210. But I got something
for you.
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211. Ha, ha, ha!
What's up, Mom?Mm-hmm.
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212. Karate
against bullets.
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213. I like our odds.
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214. I thought your viral
humiliation might've
taught you a lesson,
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215. but it looks like you're gonna
have to learn the hard way
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216. unless you want to take
your stuff and leave right now!
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217. Ho, ho, ho!
No, ho.
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218. I have just as much right
to be here as you do.
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219. Maybe you should leave.
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220. Ha! My family has
sold wigs in Compton
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221. since Penny got
burnt by that iron.
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222. You think you can put us
out of business
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synthetic crap?
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224. Oh, Lord!
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225. Synthetic?
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226. Ms. Tudi,
you selling doll hair?
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227. It is fine,
machine-engineered tresses.
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228. Made in Taiwan?
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229. You bad for
my organization, Tudi.
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230. Don't make me
split your wig.
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231. Huh, shows how much
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232. My mom only wears wigs
when she getting her freak on —
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233. Boonie!
Don't help.
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234. You be out by the 1st.
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235. That's when I make
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236. Hmm!
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237. My name in vain!
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238. It's only hair.
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239. It's way more
than that now.
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240. I'm gonna have to
step up my game.
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241. Labor! Labor! Labor!
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242. No se, no se today,
baby.
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243. That's what I want
right there!
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244. Hey!
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245. Y'all want to make
some dick-free money?
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246. Yeah? All right.
I need six.
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247. All right, come on.
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248. In the back.
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249. Come on, hoes!
Got to go!
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250. Got to make some money!
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251. Hey, Boon,
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252. I don't know about Ms. Tudi
and this wig-shop business.
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253. Nigga,
it was your idea.
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254. I know, and Pops
green-lit it, too,
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255. but, ah, that Korean Lady Mafia,
they ain't playin'.
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256. They don't play.
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257. I remember when
the beauty shop I go to
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258. tried to have
their own nail booth,
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259. then all of a sudden,
the nail chick got arrested
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260. for passing out
bad checks.
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261. Now what does that
sound like?
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262. The bitch was passing out
bad checks.
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263. Uh, it is a crime,
Nessa.Is it, though?
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264. Or has that
Korean Bitch Mafia
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265. just monopolized
the crusty-ass-feet industry?
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266. I know that
I'd be walking around here
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267. wearing boots every summer
if it wasn't for them.
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268. Ugh, that's gross!
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269. Don't talk about feet
while I'm eating.
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270. Hey, Boon,
you ever figure out
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271. what was going on
between them two?
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272. Nah, man.
Why don't you tell me?
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273. Boon, you know everything
will be revealed in time.
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274. Oh, man, I hate when you get
all Biblically mysterious
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to know something.
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276. Ain't no mystery there,
Boonie.
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277. You're about
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278. Heh! I ain't
about to be replaced.
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279. Not the way I
put it down,
goddamn it.
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280. Even though Link
has been acting —
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281. she's been acting
a little strange lately. What's you mean?
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282. She took out a
life-insurance
policy on me.
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283. You know, AmBro used to be
a mercenary back in the war.
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284. He used to kill people
for money.
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285. Now, that shit
you can tell me?
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286. That shit was
a long time ago, though.
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287. I wonder, do he still
do murder-for-hire?
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288. Link did say I
was better off
dead than alive.
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289. Oh, damn!
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290. My cousin finna
have you killed
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291. for the insurance money.
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292. Oh, she about
to come up!
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293. Man! Ms. Tudi really
boffed up one time.
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294. There's more wigs
and weaves in here
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295. than the NBA
All-Star Weekend.
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296. Yep, it's gonna be a lot of
nappy-headed babies born
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297. behind all
this deceitfulness.
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298. Boon, you need to go
come to terms with
your lamb's wool.
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299. God made it beautiful,
too, boy.
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300. Ms.
You stealing from me?
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301. Oh! Ow! Oh!
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302. Huh?
Ow, I'm sorry,
Ms. Tudi.
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303. No, it grows like that,
I swear! Oh, it grows like that.
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304. It always has! It grows like that, bitch?
You think I'm stupid?
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305. This is Peruvian hair.
It don't match your bush!
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306. I knew I should've
never hired a ho
that don't wax.
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307. Listen up! I want all
you hoes to wax, you hear me?
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308. Front to back, and
I mean I want that shit
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309. clean as
a bowling alley!
Ahh!
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310. Gimme that.
Ugh!
Ow!
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311. What in Pop's name
is going on here?
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312. Get on back to work!
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313. Listen, you saw
Ho here threatening me.
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to shut down.
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call out my product.
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316. But you know what?
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317. I ain't going down
like that.
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318. Oh, no, no, no.
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319. So you know
what I did?
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320. I called my
underground connection,
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321. and that's why we got this
beautiful shipment of hair.
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322. Ha! Not those nefarious
hair smugglers.
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323. Do you even know where
they get their hair from?
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324. Jesus, listen,
I know you mad.
I know, I know.
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325. But you saw that bitch.
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326. And I'm not gonna
let the KBM
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327. just what, run me up
out of here?
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328. So if I have to resort
to my old ways,
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330. So what you saying is
they forced your hand?
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331. Mm-hmm, yeah.
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332. And, uh, that maybe
if you knew
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doing so well,
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compete fairly?
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335. That's right.
Yep.
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336. You know what
I'm gonna do, right? Oh, Lord.
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337. I'm gonna go over
there and peep out
their whole operation
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338. and report it
back to you.
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339. You mean spy?
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340. Nigga, instead of spying
on these titties,
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some spying for me?
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342. Damn, Boon,
this hair ain't cheap.
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343. If Ms. Tudi come in
right under market value,
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a chance.
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345. Hey, it's not
like that, man.
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346. Like, Link, she
real particular
where she buy hair.
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347. She been shopping
at the same spot
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348. ever since she gave up
that Jheri Curl.
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349. I know. It'll be hard
to lure folks away,
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350. but I'll figure
something out.
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351. Hey, you feel like
we being watched?
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352. Nah, we cool.
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353. Ha! I caught you!
What are you doing?
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354. Nothing!
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for razor bumps?
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356. Oh, you spying.
Do not deny it!
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357. Not exactly true, Pan Ji-Ho.
Come on, now.
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359. Yo, don't disrespect
the son of God like that!
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360. Ah, enough
of this nonsense!
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361. Ahh!
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362. Come on, Pan Ji-Ho!
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363. No, play time is over.
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364. You tell this Tudi woman
she want to stay in business,
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365. she'll hand over 60%
of her daily profit.
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366. Ain't no way
Mama going for that.
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367. Then she'll lose something
a lot more valuable than money.
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368. What's this crazy bitch
talkin' 'bout?
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369. Pan Ji-Ho kidnapped Boonie!
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370. That Korean Bitch Mafia
is ruthless!
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371. Kidnapping my son —
now, that's some foul shit.
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372. Can't believe this.
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373. Don't worry,
Ms. Tudi.
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374. We'll figure out a way
to get Boonie back.
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375. It's not that
I want him back.
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376. It just that I don't want
that bitch to have him.
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377. Well, maybe we should
call the police.
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378. Jesus,
this is Compton, baby.
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the police get here,
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than you.
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381. Maybe you can take the loan
and pay them a ransom.
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382. Jesus,
I keep telling you —
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is gone.
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384. And if I had the money,
what, are we talking about
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mother fucker by the pound?
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386. Well, I guess we know
what time it is.
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387. Bring it in, ladies.
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388. Let's pray.
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389. Y'all smell fish?
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390. Ms.
Well, it ain't me.
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391. Mm!
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392. What the hell
is so important
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Nessa?
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394. Girl, you can take
that hit off Boonie,
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395. 'cause that Korean Bitch Mafia's
about to kill his ass
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396. and you can collect
all that insurance money.
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397. Girl, you on
that shit again?
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398. No, what — I told you
that only happened one time.
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399. I did some mess back
in junior college spring
break I wasn't proud of,
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400. but you ain't got
to keep throwing it
in my face, Link.
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401. Shit gets crazy down
in Long Beach, period.
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402. Okay, fine.
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403. But what hit are you
talking about, Nessa?
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404. And how did you know about
the life-insurance policy?
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405. Boonie told us when
we saw you paying
AmBro to kill him.
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406. Why black people
always assuming things?
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407. Nessa, the policy
is a back-up plan,
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408. but it can't get
my kids a new daddy.
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409. And who the fuck
want to break in
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anyway?
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411. Okay, my bad.
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412. I knew you and AmBro
were just screwin' anyway.
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with that crazy-ass nigga.
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'fore that shit happen.
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415. But trip,
I need you to focus.
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416. Okay.
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417. Is Boonie
really in danger?
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418. Fuck yeah.
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419. Them Koreans got him
down at their shop
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420. where you be gettin'
your weave at,
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421. and they gonna kill him.
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422. Fuck
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423. I'm gonna miss "Chopped" again
on a fucking Boonie mission.
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424. Are you sure
you want to do this?
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425. 'Cause, I mean, you can get
one of them new 3-D TVs
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426. with that insurance money.
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427. I'm sure the kids would love
that better than a daddy.
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428. I remember when
our microwave raised us.
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429. Shut the fuck
up and watch the kids
until I get back.
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430. AmBro, I need you.
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431. Mm.
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432. I knew they were fucking.
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433. Ho, untie me!
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434. I got to use
the bathroom.
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435. So go.
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436. Let's go! Move, move,
move, move, move!
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437. Coming, Boon!
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438. Boonie, hold still!
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439. Keep moving. This is some
serious stuff going on.
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440. No!
Hey, don't touch me.
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441. Link, I know you hired
AmBro to kill me
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442. so you could make it look
like the Koreans did it
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443. so you could collect
on that insurance policy.
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444. Boonie, you watch
too much damn TV.
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445. Yeah, nigga, I'm the one
that sold her the policy.
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446. - What?
- Yeah, I know, right?
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447. The irony of a
hired killer to
sell life insurance.
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448. Nigga,
I got bills, too.
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449. Ladies, can we
discuss this later?
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450. We ain't got time
for all this foolishness.
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451. And let me tell you
Korean bitches one thing —
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452. I will burn this
mother fucker to the ground
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453. if you keep fucking
with me and mine!
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454. And I know you remember
how long it took y'all ass
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455. to get back
from them damn riots.
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456. Black-owned my ass.
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457. This is like
a bad Blaxploitation flick.
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458. Go, and take
Fat Boy with you.
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459. I'm gonna let
this natural-hair revolution
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460. take out his mama!
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461. Hey, we still got crusty-feet
and hard-liquor profits.
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462. Ha!
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463. Shut your
barbecue-eatin' ass up.
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464. Come on, y'all.
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465. Did you pee
on yourself?
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466. Yeah, you got
that Galilean
thing going on.
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467. Ms. Tudi, look!
What is that?
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468. - What, what?
- You see that?
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469. Girl, you are beautifying
and unifying
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470. the neighborhood
through hair.
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471. Look, look at all those
different kind of people.
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472. Yes, Lord, 'cause you know
God don't like ugly...
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473. but somebody sure do.
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474. Oh, now?
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475. Stop acting like that.
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476. You know Shalinka
saved your son
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477. from them Korean ladies.
You should be thankful.
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478. Who said I was talking
about Shalinka?
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479. And them Korean ladies was gonna
put Boonie's ass out anyway.
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480. Everybody does
eventually.
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481. - Hey, Mama.
- Hey!
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482. Looks like business
is booming, goddamn it.
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483. We gonna be rich!
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484. What? Whoa!
"We" gonna be rich?
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485. Nigga, you see your
name on the sign
anywhere out there?
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486. Unh-unh.
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487. What you need to do is open
your own damn business,
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488. Or find a job!
A paper route, Boonie!
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489. Recycle some cans,
make some money.
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490. Or try to win some money
on the radio.
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491. Something, mother fucker
please!
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492. 'Cause, nigga,
you ain't shit.
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493. Not worth a dime.
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494. This is like "The Color Purple"
up in here with y'all.
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495. - Ms. Tudi.
- Mm-hmm?
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496. I think one of them
yoga bitches over there
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497. tryin' to steal
from you. Oh, hell no!
Watch out.
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498. Ms. Tudi, no,
don't do that!
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499. Excuse me.
Ahem!
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500. Can I help you?
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501. No, I'm just
looking around.You're just
looking around?
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502. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?
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503. Bitch,
you stealin' from me.
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504. Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah?
My God?
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505. Bitch, where do you
think you going?
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506. And the student
has become the master.
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