1. Help!
Do you consent to having
your feet washed?Copy !req
2. Hell no! My feet are fine! Come on. Pops want me
to wash them nasty feet!Copy !req
3. Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
4. Ooh! Ooh! Oh! Ah.Copy !req
5. Oh. Ah.Copy !req
6. Ah. There you go, Lloyd.Copy !req
7. Now tell me that wasn't
30 minutes of pure heaven.Copy !req
8. How dare you violate an innocent
old man's feet like that!Copy !req
9. Towel!Copy !req
10. Damn, Lloyd, you done madeCopy !req
11. a bucket of chitlin water
over there.Copy !req
12. Get that rope off me!Copy !req
13. Look, man, you got a problem
with it, holla at Pops, man.Copy !req
14. I ain't feel like
doing this shit, no way, man,Copy !req
15. but he guided me in my dream and
told me I had to wash your feet.Copy !req
16. Well, what if
I want my feet dirty?Copy !req
17. Look, this ain't
about you, Lloyd.Copy !req
18. Pops say I'm too big
for my britches, man.Copy !req
19. He had to remind me
that I'm not aboveCopy !req
20. washing some nasty
motherfeet like yours.Copy !req
21. You and God need to leave me out
of your sick little foot fetish!Copy !req
22. And don't expect a tip.Copy !req
23. Ooh!Copy !req
24. Mm, that feels so good.Copy !req
25. Better than the last few times
I got some.Copy !req
26. Ew, Ma!Copy !req
27. MS.
Ew, nothing, Boonie! Grow up!Copy !req
28. You know, Ms. Tudi,
it's always beenCopy !req
29. kind of like a gift
for me, washing feet.Copy !req
30. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
31. But you can count on Pops
to bless meCopy !req
32. with a old wild-ass talent
like foot washing.Copy !req
33. You saying you can't make
no money doing this?Copy !req
34. I mean, it ain't that.
It's just, every time I do it,Copy !req
35. I do it 'cause he make me do it.Copy !req
36. You know, he ain't never told me
I could charge people for it.Copy !req
37. Did he tell you you
couldn't charge for it? Huh?Copy !req
38. Look, look, it's like
when you was a carpenter.Copy !req
39. Remember that?Copy !req
40. God asked you to go legit.Copy !req
41. God gave you a skill.Copy !req
42. What's the problem?Copy !req
43. So what would I do? Would I,
like, set up on a street cornerCopy !req
44. or get me a little booth
at the swap meet or something?Copy !req
45. You said God told youCopy !req
46. to buy that stupid-ass
food truck, right?Copy !req
47. Yeah. Maybe this is why.Copy !req
48. A mobile spa van.Copy !req
49. We can call it, uh,
"Angelic Hands."Copy !req
50. Listen here,
we'll go downtown,Copy !req
51. and we'll set up outsideCopy !req
52. the yoga spot, right?Copy !req
53. I know I can getCopy !req
54. two dozen bitches, a dub each.Copy !req
55. 50/50. How that sound?Copy !req
56. I don't know, Ms. Tudi.
You be with that bullshit.Copy !req
57. You'll mess around
and have a brother crossed up.Copy !req
58. No pun intended,
'cause I been crossed up before,Copy !req
59. and the shit don't feel good.Copy !req
60. Okay, guilty, but look.Copy !req
61. You know I've been trying
to walk that path.Copy !req
62. A better path and in your light.Copy !req
63. If we can make some money
rubbing bitches' feet,Copy !req
64. can't get no more
legit than that.Copy !req
65. We could be doing a lot worse.
I'm just saying.Copy !req
66. See what I'm saying?Copy !req
67. I hear you.
Sound good. I'm wit' it.Copy !req
68. Stop that shit!Copy !req
69. You like that?Copy !req
70. I'm getting excited!
Look here.Copy !req
71. I'm gonna make
a sweet logo on the side.Copy !req
72. It's gonna say "Angelic Hands."Copy !req
73. I'm seeing your vision,
Ms. Tudi.Copy !req
74. I'm seeing it right now.
It's looking fly.Copy !req
75. I'm getting butterflies,
and, yeah, it's dope, it's...Copy !req
76. And listen, I'm gonna take care
of everything.Copy !req
77. And look here.Copy !req
78. You.
Oh, Ms. Tudi,Copy !req
79. that ain't even necessary.
You ain't got to do that.Copy !req
80. But I'll take it though.Copy !req
81. How he get
to smoke in the house?Copy !req
82. 'Cause he Jesus!Copy !req
83. Jesus!Copy !req
84. Man, I been looking all over
for you. Why don't youCopy !req
85. hook a brother up with
another one of them massages?Copy !req
86. My feet still tingly.
I feel young and spry!Copy !req
87. Oh, so now you want oneCopy !req
88. after you was being all funky
about it earlier.Copy !req
89. Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, I'll
bow, I'll hold my head down.Copy !req
90. Right here. Look.
Come on, hook me up.Copy !req
91. Look at that.Copy !req
92. Look, Lloyd, if
you really want oneCopy !req
93. that bad, man, we
gonna be downtownCopy !req
94. in a couple hours
by the yoga spot.Copy !req
95. I might be able to hook you up
if I got some time.Copy !req
96. Just if I got
time, Lloyd.
But, Jesus,Copy !req
97. I need the hookup right now.
Look on, man.Copy !req
98. Come on, brother,
hook me up.Copy !req
99. Downtown, Lloyd.
Downtown.Copy !req
100. Jesus, you never
come through!Copy !req
101. Jesus!Copy !req
102. Really, Jesus?Copy !req
103. Always on time, huh?Copy !req
104. Oh, come on, Ms. Tudi.
You got to give me a break.Copy !req
105. I had to get some weed.Copy !req
106. Yeah, I'm about
to get me a sugar mama.Copy !req
107. Bunch of older broads
with disposable incomeCopy !req
108. and low expectations
for future prospects.Copy !req
109. Boonie, all these hoes can
do better than you, hear?Copy !req
110. Hey.MS. Leave 'em alone.Copy !req
111. I can look at some
post-prime ass in yoga pantsCopy !req
112. if I want to, Mama.Copy !req
113. What you think?"Hands of God," Ms. Tudi?Copy !req
114. I thought you was going
with "Angelic Hands."Copy !req
115. Them don't evenCopy !req
116. look like my hands.Copy !req
117. Yeah, but look, the "Hands of
God" just has more "Mmm!"Copy !req
118. Hey, you know God got
more "Mmm" for your ass.Copy !req
119. You know the
rules, Ms. Tudi!Copy !req
120. Don't use God's
name in vain!Copy !req
121. MS. Jesus,
please, would you justCopy !req
122. stop worrying?Copy !req
123. Tudi, how
much longer?Copy !req
124. Okay, Teresa, listen,
come-come here, baby.Copy !req
125. We getting ready to get
started, girl, hear?Copy !req
126. Hell yeah. Come on in, get nice and close.Copy !req
127. Okay, Jesus. Ta-da!Copy !req
128. Yeah! All right, my queens, get
ready for the time of your life.Copy !req
129. Tudi?
What?Copy !req
130. That's the Hands of God? Teresa,Copy !req
131. this is a peaceful
environment here.Copy !req
132. Namaste.
Namaste.Copy !req
133. Uh, ladies, this here is Fish.Copy !req
134. He ain't bad.Copy !req
135. And he will be attendingCopy !req
136. to your needs
while you wait.Copy !req
137. Whatever your needs.Copy !req
138. What you want me
to do, Ms. Tudi?Copy !req
139. Nigga, I don't know.
Just what?Copy !req
140. Rub their shoulders,
you know, make 'em happy.Copy !req
141. And lose this.Copy !req
142. Take off the jacket,
nigga!
Yeah!Copy !req
143. Mmm! No, no, no!
It's too hot for that jacket.Copy !req
144. Take... Yes, take it off!Copy !req
145. And Mama's got a lot of needs.Copy !req
146. How long he gonna be in
there with that bitch?Copy !req
147. Shit.Copy !req
148. Coming in!Copy !req
149. MS.
Hey, Teresa.Copy !req
150. How you doing?Copy !req
151. All right, girl.Copy !req
152. Go ahead and enjoy.Copy !req
153. Thanks.Copy !req
154. Would you wrap
this ho up?Copy !req
155. We got a whole line
of people out there.Copy !req
156. Tudi, your boy hands
feel like they on fire, man.Copy !req
157. I been here
rubbing for...Copy !req
158. Listen, stopCopy !req
159. falling in love
with these bitches' feet.Copy !req
160. Ten minutes max.Copy !req
161. Hey, yo, boy, you good?Copy !req
162. All right, boy.Copy !req
163. What, you a massage
fluffer now? Ha!Copy !req
164. Bitches gonna get tired
and leave.Copy !req
165. What's up, Ms. Tudi Fruity,
massaging that booty?Copy !req
166. Hey, girl.You messing
with eses now?Copy !req
167. Don't judge me. I got all
the colors you asked for.Copy !req
168. Okay. Yeah. Go on and set up
in Boonie's trunk.Copy !req
169. All right.Copy !req
170. You look like a heavy
metal mariachi singer.Copy !req
171. What is you doing? Shut up, Fat Albert.Copy !req
172. Whew.MS.
Well, well, well.Copy !req
173. Oh, Ms. Tudi.
Thank you, girl.Copy !req
174. Mmm, thank you.Copy !req
175. Whew.Copy !req
176. Get them girls in there.Copy !req
177. Hey, Tudi. What?Copy !req
178. What about him? What about him?Copy !req
179. How much
does he cost?Copy !req
180. I'm feeling a little stiff.Copy !req
181. I could use, like,
a full-body massage.Copy !req
182. I'm talking deep tissue.Copy !req
183. If you know
what I mean.Copy !req
184. Lookie here, deep tissue
gonna cost you a little extra.Copy !req
185. Ms. Tudi. Ms. Tudi.Copy !req
186. I need to
talk to you.Copy !req
187. Hey, I'm burnt out.
Yeah, I need,Copy !req
188. like, a ten-minute break.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
189. Just... I just need, like,
ten minutes.Copy !req
190. I'm-a do you
one better than that.Copy !req
191. What's that?Copy !req
192. You done for the day.Copy !req
193. You bullshittin'. Great work.Copy !req
194. And look here. Look, look.
That's for you, partner.Copy !req
195. For me?Copy !req
196. Thank you.Copy !req
197. What about the line? Oh, no, no, no.
The guys are gonna do that.Copy !req
198. They-they got that.
But what I do need you to doCopy !req
199. is to go round up
some more business for tomorrow.Copy !req
200. I was thinking
maybe you could take MaggieCopy !req
201. and y'all could go to the market
on Normandie,Copy !req
202. set up in front of there,Copy !req
203. and give away some free samples.Copy !req
204. Spread the word. Spread the word!Copy !req
205. You got it. Thank you.Copy !req
206. Look. Look here, look here.
God is good, ain't he? Aw.Copy !req
207. Aw. All the time. God is good, ain't he?Copy !req
208. That's a little something
for you. Oh!Copy !req
209. Uh...
ladies.Copy !req
210. Jesus had to go and do some
of the Lord's work, but, um,Copy !req
211. Fish here, he's gonna
take care of you.Copy !req
212. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
213. Uh, excuse me. Just a minute.
Come over here, baby.Copy !req
214. I ain't said nothing
about rubbing no feet.Copy !req
215. Listen, I need you
to do this for me.Copy !req
216. Them bitches might go crazyCopy !req
217. if they don't get
their feet rubbed.Copy !req
218. Look... I got us a quarter.Copy !req
219. A quarter.Copy !req
220. I'm talking
about some good shit, Fish.Copy !req
221. And it's for me?It's for you.Copy !req
222. And all I got to do
is rub some feet?Copy !req
223. All you got to do.Copy !req
224. Just... rub.Copy !req
225. Stuff.Copy !req
226. Oh!Copy !req
227. Hey, hey!Copy !req
228. It ain't that kind of party!Copy !req
229. It's cool. I talked to Tudi.Copy !req
230. I want that full-body treatment.Copy !req
231. Wait, wait.Copy !req
232. Ms. Tudi, get over here.Copy !req
233. What?Copy !req
234. Did you promise those women
I would have sex with them?Copy !req
235. No! No. Who said that?Copy !req
236. She did.Copy !req
237. I-I didn't say that.Copy !req
238. What did you say?Copy !req
239. I said that you might be openCopy !req
240. to some, uh, you know,
private service providing.Copy !req
241. I mean, you know,
kind of, rememberCopy !req
242. when we were at that party
and you were stripping?Copy !req
243. Kind of like that.You said you wouldn't tell
nobody about that.Copy !req
244. Nigga, I didn't.Copy !req
245. If you do this for me,Copy !req
246. I'm not talking weed
no more, hear?Copy !req
247. I'm talking money.
I'm talking real money.Copy !req
248. Ms. Tudi.
Hmm?Copy !req
249. Are you trying to pimp me?Copy !req
250. No, nigga.
I'm trying to get you paidCopy !req
251. for pleasuring them women.Copy !req
252. Let's make some money, hear?Copy !req
253. I'm talking
fifty-fifty.Copy !req
254. Fifty-fifty? Mm-hmm.Copy !req
255. And how is that not pimping?Copy !req
256. Because pimps try
to control people,Copy !req
257. take advantage of them.Mm-hmm.Copy !req
258. I'm trying to get you paid
for your talent.Copy !req
259. I'm a talent agent.Copy !req
260. Listen, listen,
listen.Copy !req
261. God gave you a gift.Copy !req
262. He gave you the gift
of sexiness.Copy !req
263. Now, if a consenting adultCopy !req
264. wants to pay for that talent,
what could be wrong with that?Copy !req
265. What, you expect me to have sexCopy !req
266. with 15 women
in that little trailer?Copy !req
267. I mean, I'm slanging it,
but that's-that's asking a lot.Copy !req
268. Nigga, I'm not talking
about full-on sex.Copy !req
269. I'm talking about
a little handiwork,Copy !req
270. know what I'm saying?Copy !req
271. Come on, now.
Come on.Copy !req
272. Go on in there and handle your
business, all right? Handle it!Copy !req
273. Okay, who's next?Copy !req
274. Ooh, I can't wait!Copy !req
275. My body's shaking! Look it!Copy !req
276. Hey, what the
you doing here, man?Copy !req
277. I come to get my feet massaged!Copy !req
278. Hey, excuse me, miss.Copy !req
279. I know it don't look like it,
but...Copy !req
280. my hands is nice, luxurious.Copy !req
281. What's up with you and Trigger?Copy !req
282. I don't know. What you mean
you don't know?Copy !req
283. He a nice dude.I know.Copy !req
284. But, like,
all this makeup and shit.Copy !req
285. It's too much work.Copy !req
286. Yeah, I can dig it.Copy !req
287. I don't even know why Ms. Tudi
sent us out here, man.Copy !req
288. It was crackin' at the van, man.Copy !req
289. We was getting money.
I know.Copy !req
290. She's the boss though.Copy !req
291. Hey, what's up, homey?Copy !req
292. Let me touch them big-ass feet.Copy !req
293. Hey, well, you got
to get your massage, homey.Copy !req
294. When guys do it real hard,
they compensating for something.Copy !req
295. I believe that.Copy !req
296. Mmm. Ooh, he cute.Copy !req
297. That ain't Jesus.Copy !req
298. What the hell going on
around here?Copy !req
299. Y'all got some nasty, funky
business around here to me. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
300. Hey, that's messed up, man.Copy !req
301. You get enough
ass, man.Copy !req
302. Leave the old flabby
bitches for your boy.Copy !req
303. Crazy, man. I'm just in there
giving them extraordinaryCopy !req
304. foot massage. Nigga, you do notCopy !req
305. have the hands
of Jesus Christ.Copy !req
306. Whatever the hell you doing
up in there damn sureCopy !req
307. ain't no foot massage. Damn, really?Copy !req
308. Tudi promised that I'd be
out of here by 5:30.Copy !req
309. Hey, hey, hey, Linda,
just chill, okay?Copy !req
310. He gonna be with you
in a minute.Copy !req
311. Hey! What you doing,
taking a break?Copy !req
312. I'm gonna smoke the rest
of this blunt before I doCopy !req
313. any more of them foot massages.
So yeah.Copy !req
314. Five minutes, nigga, hear?Copy !req
315. Hey, Mama, if you want to, I can
bang the bitches in the truck.Copy !req
316. I'd g...
Boonie,Copy !req
317. don't nobody want your fat ass,Copy !req
318. hear? Tudi.Copy !req
319. Bitch, what?
I j...Copy !req
320. Mm. I just said
he gonna be with youCopy !req
321. in a minute, okay?Copy !req
322. Ms. Tudi, I been
in line all day.Copy !req
323. I want my pedicure by Jesus,Copy !req
324. not this knucklehead. Okay, Lloyd, what I needCopy !req
325. you to do is take
your drunk ass and go home.Copy !req
326. Jesus promised me a massage.Copy !req
327. I need my foot massage.
I got the shakes.Copy !req
328. I need my foot fix! Boonie, Boonie.Copy !req
329. Come on. Get this
drunk nigga out of here.Copy !req
330. Hey, you respect my mama, uh,
like she about something, man.Copy !req
331. This bitch put in
a lot of work into...Copy !req
332. Nigga, what'd I tell you
about calling me a bitch?Copy !req
333. I don't like that! This is false advertisement!Copy !req
334. Fraud. I'm gonna sue.Copy !req
335. Sue, nigga!
Get out my face.Copy !req
336. I'm gonna call the cops
on these Negroes.Copy !req
337. Hey, and you heifers
straighten up!Copy !req
338. Straighten that line up!Copy !req
339. You don't want none of that?Copy !req
340. I'm-I'm good, thank you.It's too soon?Copy !req
341. A little.I sometimes do that.Copy !req
342. You know, when I saw
your profile, I was like, "Damn,Copy !req
343. she got a booty like Beyoncé
and a face like my fiancée."Copy !req
344. I was like, "Whoa."Copy !req
345. I thought I had, like, a J. Lo,
but I had a J. No,Copy !req
346. but then I saw you, I was,
like, well, J. Whoa, J. Ho.Copy !req
347. Excuse me?You here withCopy !req
348. the little police officer
glasses, like CHiPs.Copy !req
349. 7-Adam-Mary-3. Okay, okay. First of all,
nobody wears my glasses.Copy !req
350. Okay? Oh, I mean, that's cool.
You know, I'm kind of like that,Copy !req
351. too, with mine.
But you do know what,Copy !req
352. I saw you when you walked in,
I was like,Copy !req
353. "Damn, it ain't Halloween
but I see pumpkins!"Copy !req
354. Got a little pumpkin
patch in the back,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
355. You know, I've-I've always
been sensitive though.Copy !req
356. You know what I'm saying?
I'm a mama's boy.Copy !req
357. You know, for real. That's why
I stay with my moms, you know.Copy !req
358. I just chill out with her.
I love to see my mom.Copy !req
359. She had me. You know,
we're kind of joined at the hip.Copy !req
360. We almost like Siamese twins.Copy !req
361. D-Did you just say that
you-you live with your mother?Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah. But it's just
a temporary thing. You know,
I like to check on her...Copy !req
363. Okay, how temporary? How-how...Copy !req
364. Three or four years
I been just chilling,
you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
365. Just making sure she's straight
though before she...Copy !req
366. I got to take
this call real quick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do your thing.Copy !req
367. Call... You call your mom?Uh...Copy !req
368. I inspire people like that.Copy !req
369. Damn, you inspire me
with them jeans. Insp...Copy !req
370. Down, boy. Down.Copy !req
371. Hello, this
is Dianne.Copy !req
372. Dianne, it's Lloyd.Copy !req
373. That shit was
just weird.Copy !req
374. It's like, all of a sudden, she
needed an excuse to get me away.Copy !req
375. I think she up to something.
For real, man.Copy !req
376. I mean, I don't understand.
We was getting money. We was...Copy !req
377. No way! Jesus, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
378. Hey, what's up, Frank?Copy !req
379. Want a free foot massage
and a pedicure?Copy !req
380. No, Jesus. I want you
out of here. Seriously.Copy !req
381. No soliciting!Copy !req
382. Frank, we ain't even
soliciting, man.Copy !req
383. We showing people God's love
through foot care.Copy !req
384. I do not want to hear it.Copy !req
385. Pack your shit and
get out of here now!Copy !req
386. Frank, man, that's up
how you talking to me, man.Copy !req
387. I'm Jesus Christ, dawg.Copy !req
388. Uh, yeah, thank you
for 2,000 yearsCopy !req
389. of religious intolerance,
asshole!Copy !req
390. And the Crusades? Great job.Copy !req
391. off and
get out now!Copy !req
392. That's up, Frank, man.Copy !req
393. It-it's like that?Copy !req
394. I will call the cops.Copy !req
395. Go!Copy !req
396. Jesus, when did Frank become
such a hard-core atheist?Copy !req
397. Hey.Copy !req
398. Hey, what's going on?I'm so sorry.Copy !req
399. I've got to get home and change
and I've got to get to work.Copy !req
400. Oh, right now?Oh, yeah...Copy !req
401. You want me to come with you?
I'll come with you.Copy !req
402. No, I'm good.You need to drink
your drink though.Copy !req
403. No, you keep it.You should drink this though.Copy !req
404. No, no? Okay, okay.It's all you.Copy !req
405. You ain't leave no money
though. You ain't...Copy !req
406. They banging in there,
I'm-a tell you right now.Copy !req
407. MS.
Ain't nobody banging in there.Copy !req
408. It's going on
up in there.Copy !req
409. Stop, Boonie!Copy !req
410. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
411. Oh, snap.Copy !req
412. Don't say that.Copy !req
413. I know what they're
doing back there.Copy !req
414. What are they doing? Come on, let's go.Copy !req
415. Tudi, how much longer this dude
gonna be tickling my feet,Copy !req
416. stretching my legs
all out? Damn.Copy !req
417. There they go, Officer.Copy !req
418. Oh, they promise you the
Hand of God for your feet,Copy !req
419. but the only hand you'll get is
that thieving-ass hoodlum Fish,Copy !req
420. all up in your
female stuff!Copy !req
421. Eh, uh, we get the picture.Copy !req
422. Thank you, Lloyd, thank you.
Come on.Copy !req
423. Jason?Copy !req
424. Hey, baby.Copy !req
425. Um, what you doing here?Copy !req
426. We got a report
on some illicit activityCopy !req
427. and possible prostitution
in a food truck.Copy !req
428. What are you doing here?Copy !req
429. And with this hood rat? Baby, listen.Copy !req
430. Let me explain, okay?Copy !req
431. Oh, God. Jesus.Copy !req
432. I can't believe you!Copy !req
433. Is this what you call
going legit?Copy !req
434. No, no, no, let me explain.Copy !req
435. Are you a prostitute, Jason?Copy !req
436. Nah, hell no,
he just the fluffer.Copy !req
437. Ooh, fluffer?Copy !req
438. Oh, so you're just a puta, huh?Copy !req
439. Hey, hey, I got this.
I got this.Copy !req
440. Move.Copy !req
441. Look here, J. Lo.Copy !req
442. I know my rights,
and you need a warrant.Copy !req
443. Muévete.Copy !req
444. Hi, Dianne.Copy !req
445. What's up?
Want a foot massage?Copy !req
446. Yeah, right.Copy !req
447. Come on, out.
You're under arrest.Copy !req
448. Oh, okay, I'm gonna
finish her up real quickCopy !req
449. and I'll be right at you.Copy !req
450. Let's go, now!I can't believe it.Copy !req
451. Jesus in there giving them
ladies dirty hand job.Copy !req
452. Whoo!Copy !req
453. All right,
I know how this goes.Copy !req
454. I've done this
all too many times.Copy !req
455. You guys are
disgusting, you know that? What?Copy !req
456. I swear ain't nothing going on
in there but foot massages.Copy !req
457. We're not stupid.
There's no way what I heardCopy !req
458. coming from in there
was from a foot massage.Copy !req
459. Oh, is that a challenge?Copy !req
460. Is-is that a challenge?
Is that...?Copy !req
461. You trying to see this
digital divinity?Copy !req
462. My wife never makes me
feel this good.Copy !req
463. This should be a crime,Copy !req
464. but I'm glad it's not.Copy !req
465. Thank you, weird man
dressed like Jesus.Copy !req
466. Oh, that was a
life-changer right there.Copy !req
467. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
468. That man has a gift.Copy !req
469. I have never experienced
anything like that.Copy !req
470. That was... that was so...
just so...Copy !req
471. Hey, do you have a Twitter?Copy !req
472. 'Cause, you know, I wouldn't
mind just keeping in touch,Copy !req
473. you know...
Enough!Copy !req
474. Let's go.Copy !req
475. Is it @HandsOfGod?Copy !req
476. 'Cause I saw it
around the corner over here.Copy !req
477. Just get this
truck out of here.Copy !req
478. Baby, I know
all this look weird...Copy !req
479. Put your shirt on, Jason.Copy !req
480. And wipe the lube
off your hands.Copy !req
481. It's nasty.Copy !req
482. That's it?Copy !req
483. What about my foot massage,
Jesus?Copy !req
484. You owe me a foot massage.Copy !req
485. Hey, you know I love y'all
to death, man.Copy !req
486. I don't really say
this often, butCopy !req
487. all y'all gonna get
struck by lightning.Copy !req
488. Hey, me, too, man?Copy !req
489. I ain't do nothing
but jag off in the bathroomCopy !req
490. to them old bitches
in the yoga pants, man.Copy !req
491. Man, I was just the fluffer.Copy !req
492. I didn't do anything, Jesus.Copy !req
493. I was with you!Copy !req
494. Jesus!Copy !req
495. My feet need that stuff!Copy !req
496. MS.
Well,Copy !req
497. I know Jesus is upset, but
Ms. Tudi's feeling much joy.Copy !req
498. Amazing what you can do when you
have the proper representation.Copy !req
499. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
500. Ms. Tudi, I'm starting to think
you're a bad influence on me.Copy !req
501. If I wasn't,
I wouldn't need Jesus.Copy !req
502. True.Copy !req
503. He gonna forgive
us anyway.Copy !req
504. He always do.Copy !req
505. Badass.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req