1. SEE, THAT'S WHY I BUY
QUALITY GARBAGE BAGS.Copy !req
2. SEE, THEY GOT THE DRAWSTRING
ON 'EM, THEY DON'T RIP.Copy !req
3. YEAH. THEY COST A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY,
BUT IT'S WORTH IT.Copy !req
4. A-RABS.Copy !req
5. YEAH.Copy !req
6. YEAH, WHERE HE LEARN HOW
TO SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE
LIKE THAT, MAN?Copy !req
7. LOOK AT THAT SCARF THAT
NIGGA'S WEARING, MAN.Copy !req
8. YES.Copy !req
9. THAT'S ONE OF THEM
DESERT SCARVES.Copy !req
10. WA ALAIKUM AS-SALAAM,
MY BROTHER.Copy !req
11. YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
YES,Copy !req
12. I'M THINKING
WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!Copy !req
13. I THINK THIS NIGGA'S
A TERRORIST, MAN.Copy !req
14. YEP.Copy !req
15. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
AL-QAEDA IN COMPTON?Copy !req
16. AND WHERE'D THE NIGGA LEARN
HOW TO SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE?Copy !req
17. THINK ABOUT IT.
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU METCopy !req
18. A NIGGA FROM COMPTON
KNEW HOW TO SPEAK TERRORIST?Copy !req
19. HE... SPEAKING THAT TERRORIST.Copy !req
20. BLAH BLAH-BLAH
BLAH BLAH-BLAH-BLAH.Copy !req
21. I HEARD IT!Copy !req
22. YOU CONSORT WITH TERRORISTS,Copy !req
23. THAT MAKES YOU A TERRORIST.Copy !req
24. JESUS H. CHRIST,Copy !req
25. RADICAL MUSLIM TERRORIST.Copy !req
26. SO WHAT WE GONNA DO?
WHAT WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
27. YOU KNOW, LLOYD,Copy !req
28. THERE'S THREE TYPE OF PEOPLE
ON THE PLANET.Copy !req
29. THE FIRST TYPECopy !req
30. IS THE SHEEP.Copy !req
31. SHEEP IS WEAK.Copy !req
32. SHEEP NEED
TO BE LED.Copy !req
33. SHEEP BELIEVE THAT THE
POLICE CAN SAVE THEMCopy !req
34. ALL THE WAY UP
UNTIL THE MOMENTCopy !req
35. THEY FIND OUT
THAT IT'S TOO LATE.Copy !req
36. OH...
YEAH.Copy !req
37. AND THEN THERE'S
THE SECOND TYPE.Copy !req
38. THE WOLF.Copy !req
39. THE WOLF PREYS
ON THE SHEEP.Copy !req
40. THE WOLF IS EVIL.Copy !req
41. EVIL WOLF.Copy !req
42. THIS IS DEEP.Copy !req
43. AND THEN THERE'S
THE THIRD TYPE.Copy !req
44. THE SHEEPDOG.Copy !req
45. THE SHEEPDOG, LLOYD.Copy !req
46. HE AIN'T AFRAID OF THE WOLF.Copy !req
47. THE SHEEPDOGCopy !req
48. PROTECTS THE SHEEP
FROM THE WOLF.Copy !req
49. THE SHEEPDOG DON'T
RUN FROM EVIL.Copy !req
50. HE RUNS RIGHT UP
ON THAT SHITCopy !req
51. AND CONFRONTS IT.Copy !req
52. WOW.Copy !req
53. OKAY, OKAY.
NOW WHO ARE WE?Copy !req
54. WE'RE THE SHEEPDOG!Copy !req
55. SHEEPDOG?Copy !req
56. I THOUGHT WE GONNA
BE THE SHEEP.Copy !req
57. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I'M CONFUSED.Copy !req
58. WE'RE THE SHEEPDOG.Copy !req
59. OKAY? OKAY,
LISTEN, NIGGA,Copy !req
60. I'M GONNA DO IT FOR YOU
ONE MORE TIME, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
61. IT'S THE SHEEPDOG... SHEEPDOG.Copy !req
62. THE WOLF...
WOLF.Copy !req
63. AND THE SHEEP. AND SHEEP.Copy !req
64. MAN, JESUS, PLEASE TELL MECopy !req
65. THIS AIN'T ALL
GOD GOT IN STORE FOR ME, MAN.Copy !req
66. SELLING PALLETS
FOR SIX BUCKS A POP?Copy !req
67. I CAN SAY THAT'S SOME
REAL LOSER SHIT, MAN.Copy !req
68. I SHOULD JUST GET
BACK WITH DIANNE.Copy !req
69. I BEEN TELLING
YOU THAT, JAY.Copy !req
70. BUT THAT'S SOMETHING
BOTH YOU AND HERCopy !req
71. GONNA HAVE TO GET
RIGHT WITH.Copy !req
72. YEAH, BUT IT'S JUST
THE WHOLE COP THING, MAN.Copy !req
73. SHE'S SO HARD-CORE WITH
THAT SHIT, I BE FEELINGCopy !req
74. LIKE SHE GONNA TAKE ME
TO JAIL ONE DAY.Copy !req
75. WELL, DO YOU
LOVE HER, THOUGH?Copy !req
76. YEAH, I LOVE HER
MORE THAN THIS.Copy !req
77. I MEAN, NO OFFENSE—Copy !req
78. I'M JUST SAYIN'. HEY.Copy !req
79. JESUS,Copy !req
80. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
81. I'M GETTING WOOZY.Copy !req
82. THIS THING IS...Copy !req
83. TRAYVON.Copy !req
84. I HAD TO CARRY MY OWN CROSS.Copy !req
85. DO YOU KNOW HOW HEAVY
THOSE THINGS IS, MAN?Copy !req
86. ACROSS ONE SHOULDER.Copy !req
87. COME ON, MAN,
YOU'LL BE A'IGHT.Copy !req
88. THIS DUDE.Copy !req
89. BUT FOR REAL, THOUGH, MAN,
JUST GO AND GET BACK WITH HER.Copy !req
90. THAT'S THE RIGHT
THING TO DO, JAY.Copy !req
91. POPS BEEN TELLING ME, MAN.Copy !req
92. IT BEEN RIGHT HERE, THE SIGN'S
BEEN RIGHT IN YOUR FACE.Copy !req
93. AMALI, YOU GIGANTIC PLAYBOY!Copy !req
94. ALLAHU AKBAR.Copy !req
95. HAMDULLAH.Copy !req
96. HEY, LLOYD, LLOYD!
COME HERE, CHECK, CHECK...Copy !req
97. COME ON, COME ON, CHECK THIS
SHIT OUT, MAN. CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
98. "SEVEN WAYS TO SPOT
A TERRORIST."Copy !req
99. SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY.Copy !req
100. CHECK.Copy !req
101. ILLICIT
FUND-RAISING.Copy !req
102. CHECK.Copy !req
103. ACQUIRING SUPPLIESCopy !req
104. AND ANY OTHER ACTIVITY
DEEMED UN-AMERICAN.Copy !req
105. CHECK.Copy !req
106. YOU THINK ALL THOSE PALLETS
THEY'RE COLLECTINGCopy !req
107. IS PART OF THE PLOT?Copy !req
108. LOOK, LLOYD, WE DON'T KNOW
WHAT WE DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
109. I'M JUST SAYING,Copy !req
110. WITH ALL THAT WOOD
THEY COLLECTED,Copy !req
111. THEY PROBABLY CHOPPED IT ALL UP,
PUSHED IT TOGETHER AND MADECopy !req
112. SOME KIND OF
GIGANTIC WOOD BOMB.Copy !req
113. AND WHEN THAT BOMB BLOW UP,
BOOM!Copy !req
114. SHRAPNEL'S EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
115. DEATH BY SPLINTERS.Copy !req
116. WE GOTTA CALL THE AUTHORITIES.Copy !req
117. COME ON, I GOT IT
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
118. HEY, NIGGA,
HEY, C...Copy !req
119. WE AIN'T CALLING
NOBODY, MAN.Copy !req
120. VIC, YOU MIGHT BE
A MAN OF PRINCIPLE,Copy !req
121. BUT SOMETIME, YOU GOTTA PICK UP
THE PHONE AND CALL WHITE PEOPLE.Copy !req
122. THIS IS BIGGER THAN US.Copy !req
123. LLOYD,Copy !req
124. NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN US.Copy !req
125. OKAY?Copy !req
126. WE HAVE TO CONTINUE TO WATCH.Copy !req
127. WE GOTTA REMAIN
VIGILANT.Copy !req
128. KEEP COLLECTING
EVIDENCE.Copy !req
129. WE...Copy !req
130. ARE THE SHEEPDOG.Copy !req
131. HELLO. IT'S DIANNE.Copy !req
132. DIANNE, THIS IS LLOYD.Copy !req
133. LLOYD?Copy !req
134. LLOYD, VIC'S FRIEND!Copy !req
135. THE BUM?Copy !req
136. YES.Copy !req
137. DIANNE, LISTEN.Copy !req
138. YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
WE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!Copy !req
139. WAIT, OKAY, JUST CALM DOWN.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
140. JESUS IS A TERRORIST.Copy !req
141. WAIT, WHO'S A TERRORIST?Copy !req
142. JESUS IS A TERRORIST.Copy !req
143. LLOYD!Copy !req
144. HOLD ON, VIC, IN THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
145. WHAT— ARE YOU CALLING
FROM THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
146. I'M HIDING FROM VICCopy !req
147. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT ME
TO CALL THE POLICE.Copy !req
148. AND I'M ALSO TAKING A SHIT.Copy !req
149. THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING, LLOYD!Copy !req
150. LOOK, THIS ISN'T FUNNY,
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
151. NO, WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
152. BYE. JUST...Copy !req
153. THEY GONNA KILL PEOPLE
WITH SPLINTERS!Copy !req
154. SPLINTERS!
LLOYD!Copy !req
155. PERFECT.Copy !req
156. NOW, WHAT THE HELL
DOES THIS MEAN?Copy !req
157. YOU ILLITERATE, CONVICT?Copy !req
158. THE SIGN SAYS,
"EMERGENCY..."Copy !req
159. NIGGA, I CAN READ,
BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?Copy !req
160. "EMERGENCY POWERS
IN EFFECT"?Copy !req
161. IT MEANS THAT
I GOT CREDIBLE INTELCopy !req
162. THAT THERE'S A POTENTIAL THREAT.Copy !req
163. AND I'M GONNA TAKECopy !req
164. ALL STEPS NECESSARYCopy !req
165. TO MAKE SURE
THAT IT DON'T HAPPEN.Copy !req
166. JUST BETTER NOT BE
USING THAT AS AN EXCUSECopy !req
167. TO RUN UP IN MY CRIB
WITHOUT NOTICE.Copy !req
168. YOU JUST REMEMBER—
BEWARE OF SHEEPDOGS.Copy !req
169. DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?Copy !req
170. JUST WHAT IT MEAN, CONVICT.Copy !req
171. BEWARE OF SHEEPDOG.Copy !req
172. WEIRDO.
OH, YEAH.Copy !req
173. I'M CHANGING ALL THE FIRE
ALARMS IN EVERY UNIT TODAY.Copy !req
174. I'M-A BE UP IN YOURS
SOMETIME THIS MORNING.Copy !req
175. CITY REGULATIONS.Copy !req
176. YO, WHATEVER, JUST BETTER KEEPCopy !req
177. LLOYD'S STINKING ASS
OUT OF MY PLACE, I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
178. MMM.Copy !req
179. SEE WHAT
I MEAN, LLOYD?Copy !req
180. INFORMED THE NIGGA
OF HIS RIGHTS,Copy !req
181. PLUS GOT PERMISSION FROM
HIM TO ENTER THE UNIT.Copy !req
182. COME ON, MAN, A FEW SPLINTERS
AIN'T NEVER KILLED NOBODY.Copy !req
183. IT AIN'T BUT FIVE PALLETS,
MAN, AND WE ON.Copy !req
184. FOR FIVE HOURS?Copy !req
185. SPLIT FIVE WAYS?Copy !req
186. THIS IS
STUPID, MAN.Copy !req
187. WE'RE NOT MAKING
NO MONEY,Copy !req
188. WE NOT MAKING THE WORLD
A BETTER PLACE.Copy !req
189. WE WASTING OUR TIME.Copy !req
190. HEY, HE RIGHT, THOUGH, JEE.Copy !req
191. I DON'T KNOW IF THIS HUSTLE
GONNA CUT IT, MAN.Copy !req
192. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
STOP, STOP, STOP.Copy !req
193. BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP.Copy !req
194. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
195. MAN, WE GOT TO PRAY TO GODCopy !req
196. AND THANK HIM FOR HIS WONDERFUL
GENEROSITY, MAN. YES!Copy !req
197. HEY, MAN, WE CAN PRAY LATER,
BUT RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
198. LET'S GET THESE PALLETS
AND GET THE OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
199. H-H-H-HEY! STOP,
STOP, STOP!Copy !req
200. PUT THAT DOWN. LOOK, FRANK, MAN,
WE DON'T WANT NO PROBLEMS, MAN.Copy !req
201. WE JUST SEEN THE PALLETS
OUT HERE EMPTY, MAN.Copy !req
202. YOU KNOW Y'ALL FINNA
THROW 'EM OUT, MAN.Copy !req
203. LET US HAVE 'EM; WE'LL GET
RID OF 'EM, NO CHARGE.Copy !req
204. NO, YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE ONLY ONESCopy !req
205. WHO HAVE BEEN TRYING TO
DO THIS PALLET HUSTLE?Copy !req
206. NO, AND OFF.Copy !req
207. WE'RE NOT THROWING THEM AWAY.Copy !req
208. HEY, MAN, YOU CAN LET US
HAVE THESE PALLETS,Copy !req
209. YOU NIGERIAN
MICHELIN MAN.Copy !req
210. AND YOU THE SAME COLOR
AS YOUR UNIFORM!Copy !req
211. I DON'T WANT TO SEE
YOU HERE AGAIN!Copy !req
212. PUT IT DOWN!Copy !req
213. REALLY GONNA ACT
LIKE THAT, FRANK?Copy !req
214. GO SOMEWHERE!Copy !req
215. SO NOW Y'ALL SEE
WHAT I'M SAYING?Copy !req
216. WE JUST GO SNATCH THEM PALLETS,
THROW 'EM IN A CARCopy !req
217. AND SMASH THE OUT.Copy !req
218. THAT'S STEALING, FISH.Copy !req
219. COME ON, MAN,
YOU KNOW THE SCRIPT.Copy !req
220. WHAT POPS SAY, MAN?Copy !req
221. "THOU SHALL NOT STEAL."SHALL NOT STEAL."Copy !req
222. I KNOW, MAN, BUT THIS
IS NOT STEALING.Copy !req
223. IT'S JUST PIECES OF WOOD. NAH, MAN.Copy !req
224. WE CAN'T DO IT, MAN.Copy !req
225. IT AIN'T POPPIN'.Copy !req
226. NO MORE JANKY SHIT, BRAH.Copy !req
227. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU,
THOUGH, RIGHT?Copy !req
228. JESUS SAY HE LOVE US, RIGHT?Copy !req
229. AND I KNOW
WE LOVE HIM, TOO, MAN,Copy !req
230. BUT I'M TRYING TO GET
THIS MONEY.Copy !req
231. LET'S GO SNATCH THEM PALLETS.Copy !req
232. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, MAN.Copy !req
233. WE SPLIT THAT THREE WAYS.Copy !req
234. THAT'S, WHAT,
$80 APIECE.Copy !req
235. AND THAT'S GOOD MONEY
FOR SOME TRASH-ASS PALLETS.Copy !req
236. YEAH, THE ONLY THING IS
THEY GOT CAMERAS IN THE FRONT,Copy !req
237. CAMERAS IN THE BACK,--
THERE'S CAMERAS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
238. WE CAN WEAR A MASK.Copy !req
239. YEAH, BUT IF WE
WEAR A MASK,Copy !req
240. THE POLICE GONNA
SEE US COMING.Copy !req
241. BURKAS.Copy !req
242. HOW ABOUT
WE WEAR BURKAS?Copy !req
243. WH-WHAT'S A BURKA?Copy !req
244. IT'S THEM JOINTS
THE MUSLIM WOMEN WEARCopy !req
245. THAT COVER THEM
FROM HEAD TO TOE.Copy !req
246. WE JUST THREE INNOCENT
MUSLIM WOMEN.Copy !req
247. HEY, MAN, I AIN'T WEARING
NO DRESS.Copy !req
248. NIGGA, YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
WEARS A DRESS.Copy !req
249. AND HE AIN'T GOT
NO BITCHES, DO HE?Copy !req
250. NIGGAS, Y'ALL WITH IT OR WHAT?Copy !req
251. I'M WITH IT.Copy !req
252. LOOK, MAN, I'M WITH IT, MAN,Copy !req
253. BUT I'M NOT WEARING
NO DRESS.Copy !req
254. "WAYS TO SPOT A TERRORIST.Copy !req
255. "NUMBER FOUR: TEST SECURITY.Copy !req
256. REHEARSAL."Copy !req
257. I SEEN THAT MYSELF.Copy !req
258. THEY WAS CASING
THAT GROCERY STORE.Copy !req
259. THAT'S PROBABLY THE PLAN.Copy !req
260. BLOW UP THE GROCERY STORECopy !req
261. SO PEOPLE WOULD BE AFRAID
TO BUY GROCERIES.Copy !req
262. BUT THAT'S CRAZY.Copy !req
263. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE.Copy !req
264. AND I KNOW CRAZY.Copy !req
265. BAM.Copy !req
266. THIS COULD CRIPPLE
THE ECONOMY, MAN.Copy !req
267. AND THEY SAY THAT "ONCE THEY'VE
ALREADY SURVEILLED A TARGET,Copy !req
268. TERRORIST ACTIVITY IS IMMINENT."Copy !req
269. THERE YOU GO AGAIN.Copy !req
270. DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE.Copy !req
271. WE IN TOO DEEP, VIC.Copy !req
272. HEY, LISTEN, MAN,
WE AIN'T IN TOO DEEP.Copy !req
273. WE ARE THE SHEEPDOG, LLOYD.Copy !req
274. WE GOT TO HANDLE
THIS SHIT.Copy !req
275. BUT, VIC,
WE'RE NOT COPS.Copy !req
276. WE HAVE NO AUTHORITY
TO STOP THEM.Copy !req
277. LLOYD, YOU FORGETTING
THAT I USED TO BE IN THE NAVY.Copy !req
278. BUT, VIC, WE
NOT ON A BOAT!Copy !req
279. I SWORE AN OATH
TO PROTECT THIS NATIONCopy !req
280. AGAINST ALL ENEMIES,
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.Copy !req
281. AND ON LAND, TOO.Copy !req
282. WHO THE IS THAT?Copy !req
283. SPIKE, THE
DEMOLITION MAN!Copy !req
284. YEAH, BABY!Copy !req
285. AH!
GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
286. YEAH.Copy !req
287. GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU,
GONNA HOOK YOU UP.Copy !req
288. THAT'S WHAT'S UP.Copy !req
289. CAME TO THE
RIGHT MAN, BABY.Copy !req
290. VIC, I GOT TO GO.Copy !req
291. UGH.Copy !req
292. LORD, HAVE MERCY.Copy !req
293. WHO WAS THAT?Copy !req
294. UH, JUST A
LOCAL BUM, MAN.Copy !req
295. YOU KNOW, HE COMES AROUND
AND PICKS UP CANS.Copy !req
296. EXCUSE THE FUNK. DAMN, HE STINKS.Copy !req
297. WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME, BRAH? LET ME SHOW YOU
WHAT I GOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
298. THIS RIGHT HERE—Copy !req
299. MILITARY-ISSUE MACE.Copy !req
300. ACCURATE
WITHIN 15 FEET.Copy !req
301. ONE SPRAY OF THAT. AAH!Copy !req
302. BURN THE
OUT OF AL-QAEDA'S EYES.Copy !req
303. BROUGHT YOU
FOUR CANS, BABY.Copy !req
304. C-90 STUN GUN.Copy !req
305. BADDEST GUN IN THE GAME, BABY.Copy !req
306. EASY TO USE,Copy !req
307. EASY TO CHARGE
WITH A CIGARETTE LIGHTER.Copy !req
308. YOU CAN FEND OFF
MULTIPLE ATTACKERSCopy !req
309. WITH THIS THING RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
310. WHEN THEM ISIS FOOLS
RUN UP ON YOU...Copy !req
311. NIGHT-NIGHT, ISIS,
NIGHT-NIGHT.Copy !req
312. THESE RIGHT HERECopy !req
313. ARE TEAR GAS GRENADES.Copy !req
314. THIS IS THE SAME SHIT THEY USED
ON THEM NIGGAS IN FERGUSON.Copy !req
315. YOU SAW HOW THEM NIGGAS' EYES
WAS POPPING OUT THEIR HEAD,Copy !req
316. BURNING LIKE THIS...Copy !req
317. AND JUST SLIMING AT THE MOUTH.Copy !req
318. REAL DEAL.Copy !req
319. MM-HMM, AND WHAT I DID,Copy !req
320. I'M THROWING IN
AN EMERGENCY FLARE GUN.Copy !req
321. POINT IT RIGHT AT 'EM...Copy !req
322. GONE.Copy !req
323. THAT'S GONNA DO NICELY.Copy !req
324. AND ON TOP OF THAT,
CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
325. I'M THROWING IN TWO SEAL-GRADE
TACTICAL BULLETPROOF VESTS.Copy !req
326. CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
327. PUT IT ON, HOMIE.Copy !req
328. YOU LOOK GOOD
IN THAT THING, BOY.Copy !req
329. LOOK LIKE YOU
BACK IN THE DAY.Copy !req
330. CHECK IT OUT, BOY.Copy !req
331. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
332. PUT THIS HAT ON
WITH IT, PLAYBOY.Copy !req
333. BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE
AN EBONY MODEL, BOY.Copy !req
334. YOU GONNA BE A'IGHT. OH, MAN.Copy !req
335. COME ON, BABY.Copy !req
336. I DIDN'T KNOW
WHO ELSE TO CALL.Copy !req
337. ARE YOU SURE YOU
WEREN'T FOLLOWED?Copy !req
338. I'M OFF DUTY TONIGHT, LLOYD.Copy !req
339. LOOK, I DON'T LIKE
JESUS, EITHER,Copy !req
340. BUT I DOUBT HE'S A TERRORIST.Copy !req
341. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
342. I NEED A DRINK.Copy !req
343. LLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU DO...?
PUT THAT AWAY.Copy !req
344. WHAT ARE...? OH, MY...Copy !req
345. I'VE TOLD VIC TEN TIMES
TO CALL HOMELAND SECURITY.Copy !req
346. WELL, DO NOT DO THAT.Copy !req
347. HE'S CRAZY!Copy !req
348. TALKING ABOUT SHEEPDOGSCopy !req
349. AND WOLF DOGS AND COYOTES.Copy !req
350. JUST RELAX
AND-AND TELL VIC TO RELAX.Copy !req
351. IF YOU WANT, YOU KNOW, I...Copy !req
352. I COULD TALK TO JASON ABOUT IT.Copy !req
353. YEAH? PROMISE?Copy !req
354. I PROMISE.Copy !req
355. DON'T TELL VIC.Copy !req
356. I WON'T TELL VIC.Copy !req
357. SO, UM, HAVE YOUCopy !req
358. SEEN HIM AROUND LATELY— JASON?Copy !req
359. I SEE HIM EVERY DAY!Copy !req
360. HE LIVE IN THAT
TRUCK WITH JESUS.Copy !req
361. BALD-HEADED FREAK—
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.Copy !req
362. YEAH, ME NEITHER.Copy !req
363. POOR THING.Copy !req
364. THAT DAMN JESUS CHRIST
RUINED A LOT OF LIVES.Copy !req
365. YOU KNOW, I'VE TRIED
TO MOVE ON, LLOYD.Copy !req
366. BUT ALL I KEEP MEETING
ARE ASSHOLES.Copy !req
367. LET ME GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE
ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS.Copy !req
368. DRINK.Copy !req
369. OH, IT'S MY DAY OFF,Copy !req
370. AND I'M SITTING HERE
DRINKING WITH A BUM.Copy !req
371. IT'S OFFICIALLY
LOSER STATUS, HUH?Copy !req
372. TO LOSERS.
TO LOSERS.Copy !req
373. COME ON, BABY, KILL IT!Copy !req
374. KILL IT.
KILL IT, BABE.Copy !req
375. MM-HMM.
KILL THAT!Copy !req
376. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
377. OOH!Copy !req
378. YEAH...
I'M NOT FEELING GOOD.Copy !req
379. WHY NOT?
LIKE I HAVE TO...Copy !req
380. YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
381. BABE! BABE!Copy !req
382. SUGAR DUMPLING!Copy !req
383. LET IT ALL OUT.
LET IT ALL OUT.Copy !req
384. YEAH, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
385. I GOT YOU.Copy !req
386. LLOYD:
YEAH, THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
387. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
388. THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING THING
I'VE EVER HAD!Copy !req
389. MMM! MMM! THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
390. OH, LLOYD.Copy !req
391. YOU GOOD. YEAH,
IT GONNA MAKE YOU GAG.Copy !req
392. OOH, LLOYD. OOH.MM-HMM.Copy !req
393. MM-HMM, MM-HMM.Copy !req
394. OH, BOY. MMM. MMM.
OH, GOD.Copy !req
395. YEAH.Copy !req
396. MMM! MMM!Copy !req
397. WE COME FROM AROUND
THE PALLET SIDE.Copy !req
398. THEN, GOT THE ALLEY... WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.Copy !req
399. WHO THE... WHO THE X?
YOU THE X?
I'M THE X.Copy !req
400. I'M THE X. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
401. DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR
PALLET'S SQUARE, MAN.Copy !req
402. PALLET'S NOT SQUARE.Copy !req
403. HEY, HEY, JAY, LOOK, I GOT
SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU, MAN.Copy !req
404. YEAH, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
405. I JUST SAW DIANNE
BLOWING LLOYD ON THE SIDEWALKCopy !req
406. BY THE LIQUOR STORE.Copy !req
407. MAN, STOP PLAYING.
WE'RE TRYING TO GETCopy !req
408. THIS PLAN TOGETHER.Copy !req
409. WHAT?
HEY, MAN,Copy !req
410. IT'S NO JOKE. I'M FOR REAL.Copy !req
411. SHE WAS EXCITED.Copy !req
412. DOING THE WHOLE TWO-HAND THING.Copy !req
413. YOU KNOW... OH, OH.Copy !req
414. OH, OH.
OH.Copy !req
415. MAN, SHE WAS AMAZING.Copy !req
416. SHE WAS GIVING LLOYD FELLATIOCopy !req
417. IN PUBLIC WITH NO SHAME.Copy !req
418. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
DIANNE AND LLOYD?Copy !req
419. YOU SURE IT WAS DIANNE?Copy !req
420. I HATE TO SHOW THIS TO YOU,Copy !req
421. BUT BAM, RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
422. THAT'S DIANNE,
THAT'S LLOYD,Copy !req
423. AND THAT'S THE ALLEY
BY THE LIQUOR STORE.Copy !req
424. SHE AIN'T EVEN NEED
NO KNEE PAD.Copy !req
425. HEY, UM, JAY...Copy !req
426. I-I WAS THINKING
ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME, MAN.Copy !req
427. IT'S GOT TO BE BLACKMAIL.Copy !req
428. LLOYD GOT SOME DIRT ON HER,Copy !req
429. NOW SHE GOT TO BE HIS SEX SLAVE.Copy !req
430. NO, MAN,
GOD CANNOT HATE ME THIS MUCH.Copy !req
431. HEY, MAN, I KNOW
THAT'S YOUR GIRL, MAN.Copy !req
432. I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED, MAN.Copy !req
433. THAT'S WHY I DATE SHALINKA, MAN.Copy !req
434. I AIN'T GOT TO WORRYCopy !req
435. ABOUT NOBODY LETTING HER
SUCK THEIR BUT ME.Copy !req
436. BUT ANYWAY, I GOT THE BURKAS
OUT HERE, MAN.Copy !req
437. Y'ALL WANT TO COME
CHECK 'EM OUT?Copy !req
438. HEY, MAN, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?Copy !req
439. LIKE THE FAT BLACK GHOST
FROM PAC-MAN.Copy !req
440. HEY, MAN.Copy !req
441. COME ON, Y'ALL, LET'S GO.Copy !req
442. OH, SHIT!Copy !req
443. PICK UP THE PHONE, LLOYD.Copy !req
444. COME ON, PICK UP THE PHONE,
YOU BUM-ASS NIGGA.Copy !req
445. HEY, VIC. LLOYD. LLOYD, LOOK,Copy !req
446. LOOK, IT'S GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
447. THEY ON THE MOVE, MAN.Copy !req
448. LOOK, MAN, THEY OUT THERE
RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
449. AND THEY'RE DRESSED UP
LIKE BITCHES, MAN.Copy !req
450. THEY GOT DRESSES ON, LLOYD.Copy !req
451. THIS IS NUMBER SIX—
IMPERSONATION!Copy !req
452. AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO GO
TO NUMBER SEVEN, I CAN TELL!Copy !req
453. NUMBER SEVEN?Copy !req
454. YES, LLOYD, NUMBER SEVEN—
DEPLOYMENT!Copy !req
455. HEY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
456. ALL RIGHT, WE GOT
90 SECONDS TO DO THIS.Copy !req
457. LET'S GO.Copy !req
458. ALL RIGHT, A LITTLE MORE,
LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
459. LITTLE MORE,
LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
460. OKAY, OKAY,
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.Copy !req
461. NO BULLSHIT, BOONIE.Copy !req
462. GET YOUR ASS UP, MAN. COME ON.Copy !req
463. COME ON, COME ON,
HURRY UP!Copy !req
464. IN THE NAMECopy !req
465. OF THE UNITED
STATES GOVERNMENT,Copy !req
466. FREEZE,Copy !req
467. IS THAT VIC?Copy !req
468. MAN, THAT NIGGA'S
SHOOTING AT US.Copy !req
469. UNITED STATES NAVY!Copy !req
470. AAH!Copy !req
471. GET BACK IN THERE! LET'S MOVE, Y'ALL! LET'S GO!Copy !req
472. HEY, BE COOL, BE COOL.Copy !req
473. ACT LIKE THERE'S MONEY
ON YOUR DEBIT CARD.Copy !req
474. WHERE YOU NIGGAS AT?WHOA! HEY!
GET UP OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
475. STOP! AND THEN FREEZE!Copy !req
476. I'M COMING, MAN.Copy !req
477. I'M COMING.Copy !req
478. I'M GONNA KILL MY MAMA, MAN.WATCH OUT, JAY. WATCH OUT, MAN.Copy !req
479. EAT THAT, BITCH! EAT IT! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! GET DOWN!Copy !req
480. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?Copy !req
481. CRAZY.
COME ON!Copy !req
482. BOONIE, WATCH YOUR BACK! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY
YOUR COUNTRY!Copy !req
483. WOMAN
SECURITY TO PRODUCE. VIC, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?Copy !req
484. WHITE PEOPLE IN THIS STORE.
WHITE LIVES MATTER!Copy !req
485. WHAT ARE YOU...?Copy !req
486. DAMN CHEAP-ASS BITCH. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
487. CHEAP ASS.
OH, MAN.Copy !req
488. WHAT YOU WANT,
PATENT LEATHER FACE?Copy !req
489. LET'S GET IT ON! YEAH!Copy !req
490. IT'S THE ONE THING.Copy !req
491. YOU CAN'T HIT MY FACE!Copy !req
492. JESUS!Copy !req
493. WHAT THE, MAN?
TIME OUT!Copy !req
494. THAT'S JESUS, MAN.I WAS ON THAT
HIGH-ASS CROSS FOR THIS?Copy !req
495. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, JAY.
COME ON.Copy !req
496. STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS!Copy !req
497. PARDON ME FOR MY CUSSING,
BUT, LOOK, MAN,Copy !req
498. YOU'RE UP RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
499. THEY GOT TO BE HERE.Copy !req
500. STAY HERE, LLOYD.Copy !req
501. STOP RESISTING!Copy !req
502. STOP RESISTING ARREST!Copy !req
503. DIANNE?
JASON?Copy !req
504. HEY, BABY.Copy !req
505. OH.Copy !req
506. YOU GUYS ARE SO
LUCKY THE MANAGER'SCopy !req
507. NOT PRESSING ANY CHARGES.Copy !req
508. VIC, IF YOU THOUGHT
SOMETHING WAS GOING DOWN,Copy !req
509. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL
THE POLICE?Copy !req
510. I THINK SOMEBODY DID TRY
TO CALL THE POLICE.Copy !req
511. AND WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO
THE CON MAN AND HIS CREW? WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?Copy !req
512. NOTHING.
THEY'RE TERRORISTS.Copy !req
513. THEY'RE LOSERS, VIC.
BUT...Copy !req
514. THEY WERE JUST
STEALING PALLETS.Copy !req
515. IT'S OVER.
BUT...Copy !req
516. VIC, LOOK,
YOU'RE THE DUMB ONE HERE.Copy !req
517. OKAY? YOU COULD HAVE GONE
TO JAIL TONIGHT.Copy !req
518. JUST GO HOME, RELAX.Copy !req
519. SO, I HEARD, UH,
YOU'RE A TERRORIST.Copy !req
520. I HEARD YOU GAVE LLOYD HEAD
IN THE PARKING LOT.Copy !req
521. WHAT? NO, I DIDN'T!Copy !req
522. COME ON, BABY
GIRL, DON'T LIE.Copy !req
523. I GOT IT ALL
ON VIDEO.
OH, OKAY.Copy !req
524. I KNOW WHAT THAT
LOOKS LIKE. WHY YOU CALL THE COPS, LLOYD?Copy !req
525. I WAS FRIGHTENED.
I WAS SCARED FOR MY COUNTRY.Copy !req
526. I WAS SCARED FOR YOU, VIC.Copy !req
527. GUESS EVERYBODY
CAN'T BE SHEEPDOGS.Copy !req
528. I HEARD THAT.Copy !req
529. AS-SALAAM ALAIKUM, VIC.Copy !req
530. GET YOUR HANDS OUT
OF MY FACE, MAN.Copy !req
531. BEWARE OF THE
SHEEPDOG,Copy !req
532. FISH, YOUR RENT
IS DUE ON TUESDAY.Copy !req
533. WHAT HAPPENED TODAY
DON'T CHANGE NOTHING.Copy !req
534. HEY, VIC, YOU LOOK LIKE
A CRACKHEAD BAKED POTATOCopy !req
535. THAT GOT BURNT.Copy !req
536. YOU DONE.YOU BAD.Copy !req
537. CAPTIONED BY
MEDIA ACCESS GROUP AT WGBH
ACCESS.WGBH.ORGCopy !req