1. Retro J's?
Baby, you didn't.Copy !req
2. - I did!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
3. Look, man, you sure
you can't just get them fixed?Copy !req
4. Damn, I don't even
know what the hell to do.Copy !req
5. That's the last gift
that you get from me.Copy !req
6. - Some J's!
- Lying asshole.Copy !req
7. - Son of a bitch!
- What's wrong with you, girl?Copy !req
8. Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.Copy !req
9. Hey! Let me talk to you
for a minute!Copy !req
10. A new problem has
arisen in the garden...Copy !req
11. sabotage.
- Bleach.Copy !req
12. I bet you it was
the goddamn farmers.Copy !req
13. How you know Vic didn't pay
Lloyd to come in hereCopy !req
14. and sabotage the garden
with his punk ass?Copy !req
15. 'Cause he's still mad at you
for dumping him.Copy !req
16. I'm sorry.
It's not gonna work.Copy !req
17. We know you're breaking in,
killing plants.Copy !req
18. I was in line all night long.Copy !req
19. Don't shoot!
Boonie! I got him!Copy !req
20. It was Vic the whole time.Copy !req
21. I think that nigga pooped
his pants.Copy !req
22. Aah!Copy !req
23. Shady motherf...Copy !req
24. Ah!
Can't forget them armpits.Copy !req
25. Hey, Vic!
How you doin', brother?Copy !req
26. Hey! Hey!
Easy, Vic. Man!Copy !req
27. Oh, we did it hard last night,
didn't we?Copy !req
28. That's all right.
Lloyd's got you covered.Copy !req
29. Come on back up here.
There you go, there you go.Copy !req
30. Sit down, man.Copy !req
31. Okay, brother, this is
what you have to do.Copy !req
32. Yeah, there you go.Copy !req
33. Take that.
Now that gonna help you.Copy !req
34. Go ahead, man.
There you go. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
35. Hey, don't spit that out!
That's good liquor.Copy !req
36. Come on now. Come on.Copy !req
37. One more drink.
Now come on.Copy !req
38. There you go.
That's nice. Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
39. Now remember... the way
to avoid a hangoverCopy !req
40. is to keep drinking.Copy !req
41. Oh, yeah, you're looking good.Copy !req
42. All right, time for me
to start my day.Copy !req
43. Yeah, I'm a busy man.
I got things to do.Copy !req
44. All right.Copy !req
45. Hey, Vic, you mind
if I borrow the Cutlass?Copy !req
46. There we go. I think
I'll borrow some gas money.Copy !req
47. And a burrito
from the gas station.Copy !req
48. They're always good.Copy !req
49. All right, Vic,
I'm proud of you.Copy !req
50. We gonna get through this.Copy !req
51. Thank you, Lloyd.Copy !req
52. Thank you.Copy !req
53. You're a wonderful man.Copy !req
54. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
55. - Hey, yo, Lloyd?
- What?Copy !req
56. Where the hell is Vic?Copy !req
57. Vic got the flu.Copy !req
58. That nigga ain't got the flu!Copy !req
59. He drunk 'cause Ms. Tudi
dumped his ass.Copy !req
60. Well, get over it, nigga!Copy !req
61. And fix the internet!Copy !req
62. Shh!
What is wrong with you?Copy !req
63. I just told you Vic got the flu,Copy !req
64. and he hired me
to help out around here.Copy !req
65. I'm the new assistant manager.Copy !req
66. Assistant manager?Copy !req
67. That's right...
assistant manager.Copy !req
68. Assistant, a-s-s...
f-u.Copy !req
69. And I run a tight ship.Copy !req
70. There's gonna be
some changes made around here.Copy !req
71. Oh, I already noticed
the changes.Copy !req
72. The internet's been down
for two damn days!Copy !req
73. The internet has not
been down for two days.Copy !req
74. I checked it myself
this morning.Copy !req
75. You probably got
a raggedy-ass computer.Copy !req
76. Yo, tell Vic he can't just
let this place go to hell, man.Copy !req
77. This is our home.Copy !req
78. Nigga's gotta live here.Copy !req
79. Everybody gotta
have a place to live.Copy !req
80. I'm homeless by choice.Copy !req
81. Homeless.Copy !req
82. I take the savings
from rent and utilitiesCopy !req
83. and I pass it along to me.Copy !req
84. Nigga, you mean pass it on
to the liquor store?Copy !req
85. Tell Vic to get his shit
together, man.Copy !req
86. And I'm serious!Copy !req
87. And, nigga, if you want
to manage something,Copy !req
88. manage that drinking problem.Copy !req
89. And that halitosis.
Start with those two things.Copy !req
90. Kiss my ass.Copy !req
91. Serve the ball, Boonie.Copy !req
92. Ha ha!Copy !req
93. Ooh! Game!
Y'all suck!Copy !req
94. - Come on, Boonie.
- Hey, man, no fair!Copy !req
95. Jesus, you got the long lanky
broad on your team, man.Copy !req
96. That's what 30 minutes of cardio
will do for you.Copy !req
97. Three times a week, brethren!Copy !req
98. Only three times!Copy !req
99. - What's good, family?
- Hey!Copy !req
100. Hey, it's
the light-skinned man.Copy !req
101. Damn. Volleyball?
Y'all kickin' it and shit?Copy !req
102. I thought Vic would have been
shut this down.Copy !req
103. Oh, hell, no, that dude is
seriously fucked up.Copy !req
104. Yeah, man, we been
trying to play the game.Copy !req
105. Hopefully, we lure him out
and see if he cool.Copy !req
106. Well, well, well...Copy !req
107. if it ain't the con man,
convict,Copy !req
108. fat-ass, the ditz...
- Hey!Copy !req
109. Revenge of the nerds...Copy !req
110. and...Copy !req
111. normal forgettable-ass nigga.Copy !req
112. Hey, Vic, you ain't gotta front, man.Copy !req
113. We all know you hurting, bruh.Copy !req
114. But I want you to know that
we really love you, brother.Copy !req
115. - Nigga, fix the internet!
- Or what, nigga?Copy !req
116. Huh?Copy !req
117. Pass me the wilson.
Gonna have some fun.Copy !req
118. What are you gonna do
with Wilson?Copy !req
119. - Come on, Vic.Copy !req
120. Yeah, that felt good.Copy !req
121. See, 'cause I feel like
stabbing a nigga.Copy !req
122. I just feel like cutting
and stabbing.Copy !req
123. Who want first?
You want some, fat boy?Copy !req
124. Aah!Copy !req
125. You need a hand, Vic?Copy !req
126. Jam some electrolytes
in the Vic-machine.Copy !req
127. Take this coconut, here.
Drink the nut juice.Copy !req
128. Here, man, here.
Just drink...Copy !req
129. Vic, you okay?
What you doing to him?Copy !req
130. I told you to wait upstairs
until I got back.Copy !req
131. You're gonna catch pneumonia.Copy !req
132. - Save me, Lloyd.
- Come on up here.Copy !req
133. - The devil's got me!
- Back up! I got this.Copy !req
134. No, it don't look like it
to me, Lloyd.Copy !req
135. Look like you making it worse.Copy !req
136. What? You making it worse,
Jesus.Copy !req
137. No wonder nobody believe
in you anymore.Copy !req
138. You don't give the people what they
really deserve, what they need.Copy !req
139. He needs Darby.
Looky there.Copy !req
140. Get a little taste.Copy !req
141. Keep the wolf off your back.Copy !req
142. Come on, now.
That's too much, brother.Copy !req
143. Come on.
Come on. Let's go, buddy.Copy !req
144. Y'all got the nerve to pick
on a sick man like this.Copy !req
145. And look at this place!Copy !req
146. It better be cleaned up
when we get back.Copy !req
147. Hey, what about
the internet, Vic?Copy !req
148. Yo, I ain't never seen
Vic like this.Copy !req
149. Hey, but look
at the bright side, man...Copy !req
150. he keep this shit up,
he gonna lose his job.Copy !req
151. Then we ain't gotta
ever worry about him again.Copy !req
152. Or the exact opposite of what
you're talking about.Copy !req
153. Je, come on, man.Copy !req
154. This nigga's sole purpose
in life is to fuck with us.Copy !req
155. Here, man.Copy !req
156. Where you going?Copy !req
157. To save Vic, man.Copy !req
158. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
159. Hey!Copy !req
160. Whee! All right!Copy !req
161. Hey, man!Copy !req
162. - Ugh!
- Come on, Vic.Copy !req
163. Come on up here.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
164. Have a seat there.
There you go.Copy !req
165. All right.
How y'all doin?Copy !req
166. Hey!Copy !req
167. Good to see you, Lloyd.
Been a while, man.Copy !req
168. We figured you'd given up
the life.Copy !req
169. Me? No! I love the life.Copy !req
170. Vic, welcome to freedom.
- Who's the newb?Copy !req
171. This is Vic, my friend
and employer.Copy !req
172. The rat race got him down,
so I figured he needCopy !req
173. to come out here
and get a little R&R.Copy !req
174. You know it's all good.
We gonn take good care of him.Copy !req
175. No, he needs some time alone.Copy !req
176. And that's why...
you know what I'm doing?Copy !req
177. I'm inviting everybody to Vic's
apartment for a celebration.Copy !req
178. All right.
That sounds good!Copy !req
179. Now, Vic, a few hours
of fresh airCopy !req
180. and you'll feel
like a million bucks.Copy !req
181. And don't forget...
you gotta keep drinking.Copy !req
182. That's the key...
keep drinking.Copy !req
183. - Thank you, Lloyd.
- All right.Copy !req
184. All right, everybody!
Come on! Get in the car.Copy !req
185. - Let's go!
- All right.Copy !req
186. Don't be shy.Copy !req
187. Party! Party!Copy !req
188. Mnh-mnh, you can't
put all that on me, Jesus.Copy !req
189. And, anyway,
I did the right thing...Copy !req
190. I came clean, and I let him
down easy.Copy !req
191. I know, Ms. Tudi,
but the dude's still hurtin'.Copy !req
192. And it was your fault...
I told you not to give himCopy !req
193. the sacred tomatoes without
telling him.Copy !req
194. Well, look
everybody ain't divineCopy !req
195. and perfect like you, all right?Copy !req
196. I made a mistake.Copy !req
197. But is it my fault
that he's a drunk?Copy !req
198. Just come down there
and talk to him with me.Copy !req
199. I mean, right now, you probably
the only personCopy !req
200. that can get through
to the dude.Copy !req
201. What's happening, everybody?Copy !req
202. You know, what's going on?Copy !req
203. Stan, Jerome, what's happening?
What y'all been up to?Copy !req
204. Hey, man, you better get that
gout checked outCopy !req
205. or you gonna die on Wednesday,
man.Copy !req
206. Where Lloyd at?Copy !req
207. There he is.Copy !req
208. What the hell y'all doin' here?Copy !req
209. This is a private party.Copy !req
210. Your name is are not
on the guest list, so scoot.Copy !req
211. Man, where Vic at, man?
- Leave Vic alone.Copy !req
212. Vic is mine.
We got a good thing going...Copy !req
213. and I don't want you two
to mess it up.Copy !req
214. Man, you only taking advantage
of that dude, man.Copy !req
215. No, I'm not.
I'm his friend.Copy !req
216. Probably his only friend.Copy !req
217. Okay, this motherfucker's crazy.Copy !req
218. You know what?
I ain't got time for this shit.Copy !req
219. Nigga, where's he at?Copy !req
220. Let me show you, ma'am.Copy !req
221. - Mmm. Omelets?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
222. How was work last night?
- Work?Copy !req
223. You know, that's... that's kind
of a funny story.Copy !req
224. Remember those morons a couple
months agoCopy !req
225. who decided to break in
to the horse stablesCopy !req
226. just to steal the shit?Copy !req
227. And then... then they
accidentally letCopy !req
228. a bunch of horses escape?
Remember?Copy !req
229. Oh, yeah.
I do remember that.Copy !req
230. What ever happened with that?Copy !req
231. Did they ever find those horses?Copy !req
232. Oh, no, no, not all of them.
But I did manage to find a lead.Copy !req
233. Oh, that's good, baby.Copy !req
234. Let me show you
something real quick.Copy !req
235. Come here.
Come here real quick. Yeah.Copy !req
236. See, I started
thinking to myself,Copy !req
237. "who do I know
in the shit business?Copy !req
238. Who do I know that,
a few months back,Copy !req
239. might need a significant
amount of shit?"Copy !req
240. Hmm?
- Who?Copy !req
241. That's a good question, baby.Copy !req
242. Wait.
You're gonna love this.Copy !req
243. Your Jesus put you up to this,
didn't he?Copy !req
244. Put me up to what, baby?Copy !req
245. Do you have any idea
what you've done?Copy !req
246. Hmm?
- Baby, listen...Copy !req
247. this is a big misunderstanding.Copy !req
248. What happened was...Copy !req
249. Jason! Jason!Copy !req
250. Jesus, help!Copy !req
251. Oh, my hair. Fuck.Copy !req
252. Damn. Jason's in trouble.Copy !req
253. Jason! Stop!Copy !req
254. Hop in, pimp!Copy !req
255. You ain't taking me in!Copy !req
256. God damn it, Jason!
Get back here!Copy !req
257. Son of a bitch!
- Hi, Dianne!Copy !req
258. God damn it!
Shit!Copy !req
259. A te juro que te voy a matar!Copy !req
260. Jason!Copy !req
261. MS.
Is that Vic?Copy !req
262. Man, that nigga tore down.Copy !req
263. I've been waiting
for you all day.Copy !req
264. Yeah, come on, Satan! Come on.
I'm not afraid of you!Copy !req
265. - Vic, what are you doing?
- You happy now? Huh?Copy !req
266. This what you wanted to see?Copy !req
267. Vic hit rock bottom?Copy !req
268. Well, welcome
to rock fucking bottom!Copy !req
269. Don't nobody want
to see you like that, Vic.Copy !req
270. - Shit.Copy !req
271. Vic, listen.
Come on, now.Copy !req
272. You a real man.Copy !req
273. You're one of the few
real men left.Copy !req
274. You work hard,
you follow the rules,Copy !req
275. you don't take no shit
from nobody.Copy !req
276. I mean, that's
what attracted me to youCopy !req
277. in the first place.Copy !req
278. Vic, you are a pillar
of this community.Copy !req
279. And who knows?Copy !req
280. You know, maybe, one day,Copy !req
281. you and I, we can try
this thing again.Copy !req
282. But not as long
as you hate my JesusCopy !req
283. and my lifestyle.Copy !req
284. I don't need your pity.Copy !req
285. Or any more of your fucking
tomato sauce.Copy !req
286. Jason!Copy !req
287. So, this is the life you wanted?Copy !req
288. This is what you chose over me?Copy !req
289. Baby, I didn't choose nothing.Copy !req
290. You committed a felony, Jason,Copy !req
291. and you were stupid enough
to let me find out.Copy !req
292. So now I have to take you in,Copy !req
293. or I'm an accessory
after the fact.Copy !req
294. I'm a fucking detective, Jason!Copy !req
295. - Dianne...
- Shut up! Shu...Copy !req
296. I wanted to get married.Copy !req
297. I wanted to have babies,
and you choose this?Copy !req
298. Baby, you ain't tell nobody
about the shoes, did you?Copy !req
299. Because if you didn't, then that
mean don't nobody know.Copy !req
300. Look, baby, I'm sorry
I hurt you.Copy !req
301. I really am.Copy !req
302. I just wish that you would've at
least come down to the gardenCopy !req
303. at least one time to see me.Copy !req
304. Listen to me, Jason.Copy !req
305. I don't ever want to see you
again.Copy !req
306. Do you hear me?Copy !req
307. Here's your fucking sneakers.Copy !req
308. Que tu fucking madre.Copy !req
309. Mira, la próxima vez te voy
a pasar con el carro.Copy !req
310. Estúpido.
Idiota.Copy !req
311. I don't understand, baby.Copy !req
312. You mean to tell meCopy !req
313. that this nigga been dating
a detective the whole timeCopy !req
314. and nobody thought to tell me?Copy !req
315. Huh?Copy !req
316. Y'all some dumb-ass crooks,
you know that?Copy !req
317. We almost got hemmed up!Copy !req
318. I can't believe this shit.
I swear to God.Copy !req
319. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
320. - Get off me, convict!
- Hey, Vic, chill, man.Copy !req
321. What's all these bums
doing here?Copy !req
322. Vic, you're back! Look, I got
everything under control.Copy !req
323. Here, have a little taste.Copy !req
324. Got a update for you, Vic...Copy !req
325. no hot water up here,
still no internet,Copy !req
326. and look at all this shit, man!Copy !req
327. You trippin' with yourself.Copy !req
328. I'm thinking no rent
for at least a year.Copy !req
329. Lloyd, what the hell is
happening, man?Copy !req
330. Vic, just get a drink.Copy !req
331. No, no.
I got a problem.Copy !req
332. And I gotta face my problem.Copy !req
333. I'm a pillar of the community.Copy !req
334. People look up to me
around here.Copy !req
335. Vic, listen to me.
Don't listen to Jesus.Copy !req
336. Why you want this man to become
an alcoholicCopy !req
337. just because your ass one?Copy !req
338. Vic, facing your problems sober
is not the way.Copy !req
339. Trust me.Copy !req
340. I'm telling you,
the world can be so hard.Copy !req
341. I used to be just like you,Copy !req
342. in the rat race,
all stressed out.Copy !req
343. Women, jobs...Copy !req
344. and showers and bills.Copy !req
345. I just gave up.Copy !req
346. And look at me now.
Look how happy I am.Copy !req
347. Look at this.
You see that?Copy !req
348. I want you to be just like me.Copy !req
349. Let me tell you something...
changing your life is hard.Copy !req
350. Drinking is easy.Copy !req
351. Ha ha! Mr. Maxwell!Copy !req
352. What the devil happened here?Copy !req
353. Vic! Lloyd, get Vic
out of here now!Copy !req
354. You can't tell me what to do!Copy !req
355. That's that man boss, fool!
Get him out of here!Copy !req
356. You don't want him to lose
his job, do you?Copy !req
357. Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!Copy !req
358. I feel like I should be
stepping over a murder weapon.Copy !req
359. What's going on?
Where the heck is Vic?Copy !req
360. Mr. Maxwell, I got some things
I need to talk to you about.Copy !req
361. First thing's the internet.Copy !req
362. Jimmy Maxwell?
Is that you, boy?Copy !req
363. Looking buff.
- I try to keep in shape.Copy !req
364. Wait a minute.
Who the heck are you?Copy !req
365. - Oh, I'm just a drifter, man.
- Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
366. But we heard the manager
was sick, right?Copy !req
367. So we decided to invite some
friends over and hang out.Copy !req
368. Why not?
- Vic is sick?Copy !req
369. How sick is he?
Is he gonna be okay?Copy !req
370. Oh, it look pretty bad.Copy !req
371. I mean, judging from the way he
got airlifted up out of here...Copy !req
372. I'm a Christian, and I don't
wish no bad on nobody,Copy !req
373. but that dude right there,
he runs a tight ship.Copy !req
374. He don't want nobody
to have no fun.Copy !req
375. I'm talking about he's on top
of everything.Copy !req
376. Everything.Copy !req
377. And I know you.
You live here, right?Copy !req
378. Is Vic really sick?Copy !req
379. Honestly.Copy !req
380. Yeah, he's sick, man.Copy !req
381. Well, I feel awful.
The poor guy.Copy !req
382. Uh, next time you see him,
have him give me a call.Copy !req
383. Tell him I'm gonna bring
some guys over to help him outCopy !req
384. with this place just 'til he
gets back up on his feet again.Copy !req
385. Oh, and, uh, Kareem, I'm
gonna have the police stop byCopy !req
386. just to have a chat.
They're fun guys.Copy !req
387. You'll get along with well
with them.Copy !req
388. In the meanwhile, stay, uh...
tight.Copy !req
389. All right, everybody!Copy !req
390. Y'all got to get the heaven up
out of here.Copy !req
391. Let's go, y'all.Copy !req
392. Come on, now, Vic.
Oh, man. What a night, huh?Copy !req
393. Let's get a little tasty
for you.Copy !req
394. No, no, no taste, no taste.Copy !req
395. Trust me... this what
you need.Copy !req
396. Get a little taste.
That's some good tequila.Copy !req
397. That's the good stuff.Copy !req
398. Told you.Copy !req
399. - Ahh. That's water.
- Water?Copy !req
400. - Mm-hmm.
- What you mean water?Copy !req
401. Whoa!Copy !req
402. What the?
This is...Copy !req
403. That's what I tried to tell you.Copy !req
404. What about this one?
This is my grape wine.Copy !req
405. Oh, God.Copy !req
406. Oh!Copy !req
407. Oh, that's fucking water!Copy !req
408. Jesus!
You turn my liquor to water?Copy !req
409. Jesus! That's a miracle
in reverse!Copy !req
410. Jesus, what are you doing?Copy !req
411. I said, "I can't eat no peanuts
on a piece of bread, man.Copy !req
412. You got to smash it up
or something."Copy !req
413. MS. Because of you,
we got peanut butter?Copy !req
414. - You know it.
- I like that. Yeah.Copy !req
415. Hey! That's
my guy right there!Copy !req
416. That's my man!
What's up, Vic?Copy !req
417. I see you looking
like a million bucks, pimp!Copy !req
418. - Ah, look at you.
- Look at you.Copy !req
419. Hey, look, I don't remember
a lot from the last couple days,Copy !req
420. but I will say I remember
you giving meCopy !req
421. some nice compliments.Copy !req
422. Told me I was a pillar
of the community.Copy !req
423. I appreciate that.Copy !req
424. Well, I meant it.
I meant it all, Vic.Copy !req
425. Good. 'cause I bought you
a little something.Copy !req
426. What the hell is this?Copy !req
427. It's an eviction notice,Copy !req
428. compliments of myself
and the Compton city councilman.Copy !req
429. You was right... I am a pillar
of the community.Copy !req
430. And you guys are bad people.Copy !req
431. Bad for the community.Copy !req
432. That's why me and the city,
we want you out of here.Copy !req
433. Soon as possible.
Especially you...Copy !req
434. dusty-ass Bed, Bath & Beyond
getup you been wearing.Copy !req
435. Put some clothes on!
Dress like a man.Copy !req
436. Get your ass up out of here.Copy !req
437. - Go ahead... say it.
- Man, I told you so!Copy !req
438. I told you that nigga
was gonna do that!Copy !req
439. - I ain't no nigga!
- Oh, yeah, you's a nigga!Copy !req
440. God, I'm so glad
I didn't give him none.Copy !req
441. You still fucking
Ms. Tudi?Copy !req
442. - Watch your mouth, boy.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
443. - Shop ain't closed.
- Okay.Copy !req
444. Ripped By mstollCopy !req