1. Jesus, come quick!Copy !req
2. I checked them last night.Copy !req
3. They must've wilted overnight,
all of them.Copy !req
4. Drogas.
Drugs in the salad!Copy !req
5. What, is there
weed in the tomato?Copy !req
6. 'Cause they get you high like weed,Copy !req
7. but there ain't no weed in 'em.Copy !req
8. It's just God's love and grace.Copy !req
9. - Retro J's?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
10. - Baby, you didn't.
- I did.Copy !req
11. Oh, my God.Copy !req
12. We gotta go
pull off this heist tonight.Copy !req
13. We got to go procure
this horse manure, man.Copy !req
14. We need it for the garden.Copy !req
15. I'm on fire!Copy !req
16. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
17. Tell you like this...
that whole garden thing...Copy !req
18. that's just some
Jim Jones cult mess.Copy !req
19. You think we don't know
you're growing weed in there?Copy !req
20. You ain't got
nothing else better to doCopy !req
21. than ride our bumper
all day, man?Copy !req
22. And we ain't going nowhereCopy !req
23. 'til we find out
what's going on in there!Copy !req
24. All right, place is clean.
We're outta here.Copy !req
25. I'm sorry for
the misunderstanding,Copy !req
26. but we cool, right?Copy !req
27. We ain't cool.Copy !req
28. That's right, con man,
we gonna be back.Copy !req
29. We gonna be back, con man.Copy !req
30. Ha!
That's right! Sweat!Copy !req
31. Make that sauce.Copy !req
32. Not only am I
your lord and savior,Copy !req
33. the light and the way...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
34. I'm also your direct supervisor,Copy !req
35. so I'm gonna need
you to watch out one time.Copy !req
36. What?Copy !req
37. What is that, bruh?Copy !req
38. You gots to taste the love, man!Copy !req
39. Come on, bruh!Copy !req
40. Ahh.Copy !req
41. Sauce.Copy !req
42. Man, I can't believe
I've been stirring this shitCopy !req
43. for three hours, bro.Copy !req
44. But I ain't really tripping,
though,Copy !req
45. 'cause these tomatoes got me
higher than a motherfuckerCopy !req
46. You better slow down, Joe Brown.Copy !req
47. You know, God's love
will get you fucked up quick.Copy !req
48. But I just really wanna
say thanks for the job, man.Copy !req
49. I mean, it feels good to be back
around the homeys and shit.Copy !req
50. Man, that valet job...
that shit was killing me.Copy !req
51. It ain't nothin', man.
We're glad to have you back.Copy !req
52. But did you tell Dianne
you quit your job?Copy !req
53. Nah, I ain't got around
to it yet.Copy !req
54. MS. Unh-unh. Wait, now.
What's all this chitchat, huh?Copy !req
55. Y'all stop stirring,
Ms. Tudi stop making money.Copy !req
56. My lord and savior!
Ha ha!Copy !req
57. - How you doing, Ms. Tudi?
- I'm good.Copy !req
58. Ms. Tudi, I was just
thanking Jesus here for the job,Copy !req
59. and I wanna thank you, too.Copy !req
60. And I promise you
I will not let you down.Copy !req
61. Yes, you will.
But it's okay, baby.Copy !req
62. It's okay, because the point
is I can trust you,Copy !req
63. and that's what I need
right now,Copy !req
64. 'cause we got a big shipment
to makeCopy !req
65. and a lot of jars to fill.Copy !req
66. Trayvon and Maggie are in there
doing a photo shoot.Copy !req
67. Man, Ms. Tudi.Copy !req
68. I still can't believe
y'all pulled this shit off.Copy !req
69. Hey, well, we're
pulling it off, huh, Jesus?Copy !req
70. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
71. We're making a list
of Cannabis Clubs,Copy !req
72. and they can't keep it in stock.Copy !req
73. Now we just got to keep up
with the demand.Copy !req
74. Well, Ms. Tudi, if the tomatoes
ain't got no weed in it,Copy !req
75. why you just can't sell it
to everybody?Copy !req
76. - Mnh-mnh.
- Tell him, Jesus.Copy !req
77. You can't do that.Copy !req
78. You only can sell it to people
who wanna get high, bruh.Copy !req
79. Even though the tomatoes only
got God's good love in 'em...Copy !req
80. That's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
81. you can't take
away folks' free will.Copy !req
82. You don't want yours
took away, do you?Copy !req
83. - Oh, no.
- Right, baby. Make that money!Copy !req
84. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
85. Just smile for me.Copy !req
86. Ugh. I don't like it.Copy !req
87. It doesn't say,
"Sicilian grandmother" to me.Copy !req
88. You're overanalyzing.
It definitely says, "Sicilian."Copy !req
89. I think it's the scarf.Copy !req
90. The scarf... it's giving me
more Bosnian refugee.Copy !req
91. That's what I'm feeling
from this.Copy !req
92. Can you just loosen up
a little bit for her, please?Copy !req
93. I'm sorry, she looks like
a white mammy,Copy !req
94. like a Sicilian mammy.Copy !req
95. She's giving me
straight-up Aunt Jemima.Copy !req
96. This is fucked up.Copy !req
97. All right.
What do you want from her?Copy !req
98. I don't know.
I mean, I just feel like...Copy !req
99. Well, talk to her.Copy !req
100. Permiso.Copy !req
101. Do you feel like this is
offensive to you as an Italian?Copy !req
102. I am Armenian, sweetheart.Copy !req
103. - What the fuck is Armenian?
- You're racist.Copy !req
104. - Okay, what's going on here?
- Really?Copy !req
105. Move out the way.
Move out the way.Copy !req
106. Let me see what y'all doing.Copy !req
107. Ooh, I like it. I like it.
- See?Copy !req
108. She looks like
an Italian Mrs. Butterworth.Copy !req
109. Told you.Copy !req
110. All right.
Uh, listen, Trayvon.Copy !req
111. - Yes, ma'am?
- Are you almost done?Copy !req
112. 'Cause you know I still need
my profile pic.Copy !req
113. Oh, definitely.
I got you. No worries.Copy !req
114. Hey, wait, wait.
What profile?Copy !req
115. Christian hookup, child.Copy !req
116. Yep. It's time for me to join
the 21 st century.Copy !req
117. I see. You're gonna be
sexting in no time.Copy !req
118. Uh, no, no, no.
I ain't about all that,Copy !req
119. but I am gonna step
into the online world.Copy !req
120. I just hope I don't meet
no crazy nigga.Copy !req
121. Watch out for catfishing.
It's very real.Copy !req
122. - Hey, councilman!
- Hell, no, we won't grow!Copy !req
123. You see, this is
a community garden,Copy !req
124. but the community didn't even
ask for this garden.Copy !req
125. It's a religious cult.Copy !req
126. See? All that community stuff
is a big smokescreen.Copy !req
127. What you're actually looking atCopy !req
128. is an unregulated
full for-profit business,Copy !req
129. and they're making
a lot of money in there, too.Copy !req
130. Hey, I hope you know you're
supporting a cult.Copy !req
131. You know, I've always said
ain't nothing worseCopy !req
132. than a bunch of
thugs and hoodlums raisingCopy !req
133. some unregulated vegetables
in the hood.Copy !req
134. Hmph. Well, well, well.Copy !req
135. There's two of them right now.
Former convict.Copy !req
136. Why don't you get off
our nuts, Vic,Copy !req
137. and give them old people
their suits back, man?Copy !req
138. Yeah, man.
You're not supposed to washCopy !req
139. your suit jacket
with your blue jeans.Copy !req
140. That's pretty good.Copy !req
141. Young man, I'd like to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
142. Fuck your questions, nigga.Copy !req
143. Hey, man, you can't talk
to no city councilman like that.Copy !req
144. This is one of your
community leaders.Copy !req
145. This Barry Bonds-lookin' motherfucker
ain't a community leader.Copy !req
146. You recognize this nigga.Copy !req
147. The nigga was a former pimp
from Long Beach.Copy !req
148. Nigga had one ho with one eye.
- Yeah, that's him.Copy !req
149. He had the website
and everything...Copy !req
150. cutratebitches.com.Copy !req
151. Get your fucking ass
up out of here.Copy !req
152. Go ahead and run.Copy !req
153. Make sure you tell the con man
city council's down here.Copy !req
154. We're gonna take this lot back!Copy !req
155. Fuck you, Vic!Copy !req
156. I swear to God, if I wasn't
on parole, man...Copy !req
157. I hate this nigga!Copy !req
158. You used to run hos, nigga?Copy !req
159. You look sexy.
You're gonna get a lot of hits.Copy !req
160. - You think so?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
161. - Okay.
- All right, so, next step...Copy !req
162. do you want
the push notificationsCopy !req
163. to go to your phone,
or how do you want it?Copy !req
164. Push not...
what is that?Copy !req
165. Well, basically,
push notification alerts youCopy !req
166. when you get a specific match
or you get a response...Copy !req
167. you know, things like that.Copy !req
168. - Oh. On my phone?
- Yeah, on your phone.Copy !req
169. Go ahead, baby.Copy !req
170. All righty.Copy !req
171. Okay.Copy !req
172. I am looking for a man who loves
the Lord Jesus Christ,Copy !req
173. loves to cook, loves to dance,Copy !req
174. has respect for interior design.Copy !req
175. I'm an independent
businesswoman.Copy !req
176. I take my career seriously.Copy !req
177. I need a man who respects that.Copy !req
178. Blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
179. I think we're ready to go live.Copy !req
180. Live, baby!Copy !req
181. Here we go.Copy !req
182. Man, I swear to God I can't
stand them niggas, man!Copy !req
183. Still mad at Lloyd
about that potato salad?Copy !req
184. No, Vic puss ass.Copy !req
185. - Again, bruh?
- Again! And this time...Copy !req
186. he brought that shady-ass city
councilman with him.Copy !req
187. Damn. Are you serious?Copy !req
188. MS.
Boonie and Fish,Copy !req
189. what's this
I'm hearing about Vic?Copy !req
190. He out there protesting
the garden again!Copy !req
191. And he not leaving!
Damn it!Copy !req
192. Well, what's his problem?Copy !req
193. He ain't had no ass in a while.Copy !req
194. That's why I do myself.Copy !req
195. Boonie, enough.
Stop, okay?Copy !req
196. Seriously, though,
what's up with this dude?Copy !req
197. To tell you the truth,
Ms. Tudi, dude don't like me.Copy !req
198. I mean, he a good dude,Copy !req
199. but he just think
I'm a criminal or something.Copy !req
200. I don't know.
- What we gonn' do?Copy !req
201. I mean, we can always surrender.Copy !req
202. - Surrender?
- Look, y'all...Copy !req
203. this garden, these tomatoes...Copy !req
204. that's some amazing stuff.Copy !req
205. But with them comes great
struggle for all of us.Copy !req
206. We're all gonna be tested,
y'all.Copy !req
207. I ain't trying to hear
all that, Jesus.Copy !req
208. What we gonn' do?
We pray.Copy !req
209. Come on.
Bring it in, everybody.Copy !req
210. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
211. Come on, man.
What, you too hard to pray?Copy !req
212. Bring your ass in here.Copy !req
213. Don't put that blanket on me.Copy !req
214. Dear lord, we come to you todayCopy !req
215. 'cause we need some help.Copy !req
216. This fool Vic is
being a real dick right now,Copy !req
217. and he's making it real hard
on the streets.Copy !req
218. We seek your blessing
and guidanceCopy !req
219. to find a sanctuary
from his dickeryCopy !req
220. and bringing this community
garden together.Copy !req
221. Mm.Copy !req
222. And in my holy
and beautiful and magnificentCopy !req
223. and, you know, benevolent
and merciful name...Copy !req
224. the one you gave me
'cause you know how I get down,Copy !req
225. like, world-renowned,
you know, walk on water,Copy !req
226. you know, perform miracles...Copy !req
227. that's all because of you, lord.Copy !req
228. - I thank you.Copy !req
229. All right, nigga.Copy !req
230. In my magnificent name,
let the congregation say...Copy !req
231. Amen!Copy !req
232. See how that felt?Copy !req
233. Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
234. Uh-oh! Sookie, sookie, now!Copy !req
235. Potential matches in the area!Copy !req
236. Who is it?Copy !req
237. Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
238. Y'all ain't
gonna believe this shit.Copy !req
239. Okay, fine, but I want
the sneakers back.Copy !req
240. What?Copy !req
241. You want to renege
on our agreement.Copy !req
242. You want to quit the job
that I found youCopy !req
243. and go back to hanging out
with this psycho bum loser.Copy !req
244. Fine! But I'm taking
the sneakers back.Copy !req
245. They were expensive.Copy !req
246. Where are they?Copy !req
247. Baby, that is so petty.Copy !req
248. Petty?Copy !req
249. Yes, petty,
and I'ma tell you why.Copy !req
250. You found me a job, right?Copy !req
251. - Mm-hmm.
- I took it.Copy !req
252. I found a better job
that's paying way more money.Copy !req
253. Baby, that's hustling forward.Copy !req
254. And then you won't even
come to the gardenCopy !req
255. to see what we're doing.Copy !req
256. Okay, okay.
Baby, look...Copy !req
257. Are you in a cult?Copy !req
258. Because I don't want
to build my futureCopy !req
259. around a guy who is in a cult.Copy !req
260. See? There you go.Copy !req
261. Why you always gotta go there?Copy !req
262. Hello?Copy !req
263. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.Copy !req
264. Vic going to dinner with who?Copy !req
265. MS. Isn't it funny
that you and I have beenCopy !req
266. living in the same
neighborhood foreverCopy !req
267. and never really connected?Copy !req
268. You know, I got to admit
I was shocked when I found outCopy !req
269. that you had something to do
with the garden.Copy !req
270. Well, you know, I put
a lot of money in that placeCopy !req
271. because I wanted the guys
to haveCopy !req
272. something productive to do.Copy !req
273. And you thought
a marijuana grow-opCopy !req
274. was something productive?Copy !req
275. Okay.
We were gonna grow weedCopy !req
276. and then use the garden
as a cover-up,Copy !req
277. but the weed didn't grow.Copy !req
278. I mean, everything else grew
but the weed.Copy !req
279. I don't know.Copy !req
280. God was, like,
trying to tell us something,Copy !req
281. and all we had was
these amazing vegetables.Copy !req
282. Hmm.Copy !req
283. That's the sauce.Copy !req
284. Let me help you.Copy !req
285. I got to admit this does
look very nasty.Copy !req
286. Well, my son said you like
to hate firstCopy !req
287. and then ask questions later.Copy !req
288. Yeah, well, I'm a man
with discerning tastes.Copy !req
289. Just hush and try it.Copy !req
290. - Come on.
- Thank you.Copy !req
291. - Mmm! That's good!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
292. - It's real good!
- I know it is!Copy !req
293. Ms. Tudi got
the good stuff now.Copy !req
294. - Mm-hmm!
- So, listen...Copy !req
295. I'm thinking, moving forward,Copy !req
296. we should clear a few things up,Copy !req
297. because... let's face it...Copy !req
298. both of us are too old to be
trying to change for anyone.Copy !req
299. I mean, if it's gonna work,
it's gonna work as it isCopy !req
300. or it ain't gonna work at all.Copy !req
301. Am I right?
- That's right.Copy !req
302. And my relationship
with Jesus...Copy !req
303. well, it's very
important in my life.Copy !req
304. Mines is, too.Copy !req
305. My father and my uncle's
a preacher.Copy !req
306. Mmm.
Well, I'm talking aboutCopy !req
307. my personal relationship
with Jesus.Copy !req
308. You know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
309. Dirty Australian nigga?Copy !req
310. - Vic.
- You, too?Copy !req
311. Vic, come on now.
Hold on.Copy !req
312. No, you come on.Copy !req
313. Look, he's not
who you think he is.Copy !req
314. Vic, what I'm trying
to say to youCopy !req
315. is that just because
I believe in himCopy !req
316. doesn't mean that you have to.Copy !req
317. I mean, you know, he's my lord
and savior, but...Copy !req
318. Are you all right?Copy !req
319. Yeah, I'm all right.
Mmm!Copy !req
320. - Mmm.
- Wow! As I was saying...Copy !req
321. Go ahead.Copy !req
322. the con man is
bad people.Copy !req
323. Well, I was hoping that we could
agree to disagree...Copy !req
324. you know, call it
"denominational differences."Copy !req
325. - That sound reasonable.Copy !req
326. Ain't it, though?Copy !req
327. As for the garden...
you know, I would like itCopy !req
328. if the Concerned Citizens
of Southwest ComptonCopy !req
329. not be so concerned anymore.Copy !req
330. Just like you, Vic...Copy !req
331. you're not really
concerned anymore, are you?Copy !req
332. Not at all.Copy !req
333. - Feeling good, huh?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
334. - Feeling relaxed?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
335. - You want some more sauce?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
336. Whoo!
Be right back.Copy !req
337. Well, I must say
I have had a wonderful time.Copy !req
338. So have I.Copy !req
339. Have you?Copy !req
340. Thank you for everything.Copy !req
341. I can't wait to see you again.Copy !req
342. - Oh, really?
- Oh, really.Copy !req
343. I make a good pound cake, too.Copy !req
344. - Oh, yeah.Copy !req
345. - Ohh.Copy !req
346. Good night, Vic.Copy !req
347. - Bye.
- All right, baby.Copy !req
348. Yo, you find out what happenedCopy !req
349. with Boonie mama last night yet?Copy !req
350. Man, I don't even wanna think
about last night, man!Copy !req
351. My mama probably is
washing up in his sink.Copy !req
352. I ain't heard from her yet, man,Copy !req
353. and Pops ain't said nothing
about it, neither.Copy !req
354. Good morning, gentlemen.Copy !req
355. Hey, good morning, Vic!Copy !req
356. Man, that suit is sharp!Copy !req
357. Got it made at the swap meet
by some Africans.Copy !req
358. Hey, Boonie, looky here, man.Copy !req
359. I want you to make sure
you tell your motherCopy !req
360. I said thank you
for that delicious mealCopy !req
361. she prepared me last night.Copy !req
362. The vegetables was awesome!Copy !req
363. It was actually the best meal
I ever had in my life.Copy !req
364. Okay.Copy !req
365. Look, I don't want this
to be awkward, okay?Copy !req
366. Everybody knows I fuck
on the first date.Copy !req
367. But I got the utmost respect
for your mother.Copy !req
368. Didn't nothing like that
go down... no sex, nothing.Copy !req
369. Not even oral.Copy !req
370. Okay, man! Hey!Copy !req
371. Hey, look, the reason I'm
telling you all this right nowCopy !req
372. is because last night...Copy !req
373. me and your mama
fell in love, man.Copy !req
374. We're in love!Copy !req
375. And I'll be honest... I ain't
felt this good in years.Copy !req
376. It's the best I ever felt
in my life.Copy !req
377. And, furthermore,
I'm a stand-up dude.Copy !req
378. I take care of my kids.Copy !req
379. When me and your mama get
married...Copy !req
380. I'm gonna be your father.Copy !req
381. Nigga, what the fuck are
you talking about?Copy !req
382. Watch your language.
I'm about to be your father.Copy !req
383. Wait a minute. Hold up.Copy !req
384. Whoa, Vic.Copy !req
385. What's so funny?Copy !req
386. It's just out the blue, bruh!Copy !req
387. I mean, we happy for you,
you know?Copy !req
388. I'm not happy
for that motherfucker.Copy !req
389. Look, con man, I got
a deal for you, all right?Copy !req
390. We're gonna call a truce.Copy !req
391. Yeah, you can have your whole
little gardenCopy !req
392. and everything, all right?Copy !req
393. Only one stipulation...Copy !req
394. you gotta stay away
from Ms. Tudi.Copy !req
395. - What?
- That's right.Copy !req
396. That's my woman.
The last thing I need...Copy !req
397. is for you to be coming
between me and my woman.Copy !req
398. Nigga, what the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
399. I think I've said enough.Copy !req
400. You gentlemen enjoy the rest
of the morning.Copy !req
401. Boonie, when you're finished
talking with your friends,Copy !req
402. come on upstairs.Copy !req
403. I got some trash
I want you to take out.Copy !req
404. Motherfucker lost his mind.Copy !req
405. Tray, get Ms. Tudi
on the phone right now, dawg.Copy !req
406. You're not gonna
say bye to your Pops?Copy !req
407. Okay, okay.
Jesus.Copy !req
408. Jesus.Copy !req
409. Hey, Ms. Tudi, what's up?
This B-Jesus, baby.Copy !req
410. Say it ain't so.Copy !req
411. You know I'm sleeping?
Let me call you...Copy !req
412. It went fine.
Why?Copy !req
413. He said what?Copy !req
414. Wait a minute.
Hold on.Copy !req
415. Oh, my... God.Copy !req
416. "You are so beautiful."
"I love you."Copy !req
417. "You are my soul mate."Copy !req
418. Oh, shit.Copy !req
419. Hey, Ms. Tudi!Copy !req
420. Ms. Tu-ti!Copy !req
421. Tudi, Tudi, Tudi!Copy !req
422. Lord, have mercy.Copy !req
423. There you are. How you doing
this morning, baby?Copy !req
424. - Uh, good morning, Vic.
- I see you up early.Copy !req
425. Uh, yeah.
What you doing here?Copy !req
426. Well, I had
the overwhelming feeling to justCopy !req
427. come over here right now
and see you right away.Copy !req
428. Oh, lord.Copy !req
429. - And guess what.
- What?Copy !req
430. I deleted my entire
Christian hookup connection,Copy !req
431. my Buddhist booty connection,Copy !req
432. and my Muslim matchmakers.Copy !req
433. What are you doing here, baby?Copy !req
434. Why don't you come down
and let me talk to you?Copy !req
435. Let me come in.Copy !req
436. No. No. No.Copy !req
437. We just saw each other
like six hours ago.Copy !req
438. Yeah, I know, but six hours
is a long time.Copy !req
439. I just want to talk to you.Copy !req
440. What do you want, baby?
What you want?Copy !req
441. I'm gonna be honest with you.Copy !req
442. All I know is
that after last night...Copy !req
443. a strong feeling came over meCopy !req
444. that I ain't felt in years.Copy !req
445. Yeah, I know.
I-I-I know.Copy !req
446. Mm, shit.Copy !req
447. I'm being honest with you.
I thought I was impotent.Copy !req
448. Don't tell nobody that.Copy !req
449. - I'm a Christian woman.
- I'm a Christian, too.Copy !req
450. You know, Christians have sex.Copy !req
451. - That's right.Copy !req
452. MS. And then I
slipped him some tomato sauce,Copy !req
453. and this nigga done sent me
like 38 texts.Copy !req
454. You did what, Ms...Copy !req
455. Ms. Tudi, you took away
the dude's free will?Copy !req
456. It would have been okay.
I just gave him too much.Copy !req
457. You shouldn't
have gave him none.Copy !req
458. Come on, Ms. Tudi.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
459. You know God don't want you
using his gifts like that.Copy !req
460. Yeah, but Vic was
all on our ass.Copy !req
461. It seemed like a damn good idea
at the time.Copy !req
462. Man, I can't believe
you got Vic highCopy !req
463. off these tomatoes.Copy !req
464. That was brilliant.Copy !req
465. Thank you, Jason.Copy !req
466. No, it wasn't,Copy !req
467. 'cause now Vic think he in love
with Ms. Tudi.Copy !req
468. Man, you know what?Copy !req
469. God don't want you using
his miracles like that,Copy !req
470. and I'm not
gonna share 'em with youCopy !req
471. if you're gonna keep on being
irresponsible.Copy !req
472. Come on, Ms. Tudi.
You hard-headed.Copy !req
473. And Boonie didn't get that
from his daddy.Copy !req
474. He got that from you.
- Okay.Copy !req
475. Well, it's gonna be fine, okay?Copy !req
476. I know what I'm gonna do.
- Whatever.Copy !req
477. Hey, hey,
this ain't the first niggaCopy !req
478. that's been obsessed with Tudi.Copy !req
479. Come on, now.
I'm just saying.Copy !req
480. I know how to handle it.Copy !req
481. I just want you to knowCopy !req
482. that I think you are a real
decent guy...Copy !req
483. I mean real decent...Copy !req
484. but this ain't gonna work.Copy !req
485. What are you trying to say?Copy !req
486. I did something
stupid last night, Vic.Copy !req
487. I got you high.Copy !req
488. There was something
in the sauce like weed.Copy !req
489. I mean, it wasn't weed,
but it was like weed,Copy !req
490. and that feeling you had...Copy !req
491. honey, it wasn't love
and it wasn't me.Copy !req
492. You were just high.Copy !req
493. Look, Tudi, I was a kid
once, all right?Copy !req
494. I know about weed.
I smoked weed before.Copy !req
495. I know what it feels like.Copy !req
496. The way I felt last night...Copy !req
497. that was not weed, all right?Copy !req
498. Vic, I'm trying to tell you
I put something in the food.Copy !req
499. Okay. I forgive you.
We're Christians.Copy !req
500. Vic, it ain't gonna work.Copy !req
501. - Why?
- Because I'm a stoner, Vic.Copy !req
502. I get high as fuck all the time.Copy !req
503. As a matter of fact,
I'm high now.Copy !req
504. And I'm a dealer.Copy !req
505. And I know you don't want
no part of that.Copy !req
506. You're lying.Copy !req
507. Yeah.
This ain't about weed, okay?Copy !req
508. This is about the con man.Copy !req
509. Vic... you...
were drugged.Copy !req
510. That dusty Bed Bath & Beyond
robe-wearing niggaCopy !req
511. put you up to this.
- Oh, hell.Copy !req
512. He's not who you think
he is, all right?Copy !req
513. Just be patient.Copy !req
514. It's all gonna come out
in the wash.Copy !req
515. - Vic...
- Look... where you going, baby?Copy !req
516. I'm sorry.
It's not gonna work.Copy !req
517. Tu...Copy !req
518. - Mmm.
- Mmm!Copy !req
519. Damn, baby!
This is really good!Copy !req
520. And you guys grew
all this stuff?Copy !req
521. Yes, we did.Copy !req
522. - Mmm!
- But it's not just us.Copy !req
523. It's a whole lot of other
folks, too.Copy !req
524. I mean, we got this whole
communityCopy !req
525. starting to rethink food
and health and all of that.Copy !req
526. What's so funny?Copy !req
527. - What?
- What's funny?Copy !req
528. I don't know.Copy !req
529. You. Us.Copy !req
530. I just want you to knowCopy !req
531. that I'm just
trying to protect us, baby,Copy !req
532. or at least what I want us
to be, you know?Copy !req
533. This just feels
really right to me,Copy !req
534. and I don't want anything
to get in the way of that.Copy !req
535. Then don't let it.Copy !req
536. Listen, you protect
the communityCopy !req
537. and don't worry about us.Copy !req
538. I'm not worried, baby.Copy !req
539. I actually feel really good.Copy !req
540. Baby, listen...Copy !req
541. why don't you...
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
542. come see me
at the garden?Copy !req
543. I mean, it'll mean a lot to me.Copy !req
544. I'll come, baby.Copy !req
545. I promise, okay?Copy !req
546. Oh, oh, oh, wait.
Not too much.Copy !req
547. You're gonna spoil your dinner.Copy !req
548. Ripped By mstollCopy !req