1. Señor Humberto.Copy !req
2. Now, you know you ain't got no
business trippin' with that, man.Copy !req
3. I got you, brah!Copy !req
4. Jesus!Copy !req
5. All right, Jesus.Copy !req
6. What you got for me today?Copy !req
7. I've been good!Copy !req
8. It's all good to me, Brother.Copy !req
9. You know the world
is yours, man...Copy !req
10. Whatever you want, man.Copy !req
11. I need the numbers to the lotto.Copy !req
12. The lotto numbers?Copy !req
13. Is that the best
you can ask, man?Copy !req
14. I mean, there's folks out here
dying of famine and pestilence,Copy !req
15. and you want the lotto numbers?Copy !req
16. Come on, man.Copy !req
17. You can do better than that.Copy !req
18. What can you give me, then?Copy !req
19. I got some kindness,Copy !req
20. I got compassion, and I
got love for all mankind.Copy !req
21. You better get up on
some of that, man.Copy !req
22. Don't anybody want
no shit like that!Copy !req
23. Aw, man.Copy !req
24. Well fuck y'all's
stanky ass, then, man.Copy !req
25. I don't stink.Copy !req
26. If I stank,
I would smell myself.Copy !req
27. Yes, you do stink.Copy !req
28. You smell like ass and crackers.Copy !req
29. You got the nerve, walking
around with all that Brown on,Copy !req
30. lookin' like the UPS man...Copy !req
31. Nigga wan Kenobi.Copy !req
32. Taliban, the Al-qaeda.Copy !req
33. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
34. You look like you got a headful
of barbecue brillo pads,Copy !req
35. motherfucker.
- What?Copy !req
36. Yeah, you, partner.Copy !req
37. You can't insult me
in my living room!Copy !req
38. Fuck you, too, homeboy.Copy !req
39. I still love your bitch ass.Copy !req
40. By default, fool!Copy !req
41. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
42. Oh, hell, no.Copy !req
43. Yo, yo, yo, big man.Copy !req
44. Yo, somebody's in there.Copy !req
45. Hold on one second.Copy !req
46. Hey, yo, G!
2-0's here, man. Get up.Copy !req
47. What's happenin'?Copy !req
48. Hold on one second, Sir.Copy !req
49. We'll get that moved for you.Copy !req
50. Hey, Boonie, you and Jason
come help me move Jesus'Copy !req
51. van across the street, man.Copy !req
52. Nigga, right now.Copy !req
53. You think I'm calling you now
for you to move it later?Copy !req
54. Hurry up.Copy !req
55. All right, Sir.Copy !req
56. My boys will be here
any minute nowCopy !req
57. if you'll just
give me one second.Copy !req
58. How's your day going so far?Copy !req
59. Look. There they
go right there.Copy !req
60. Hey, y'all, push it.Copy !req
61. Come on. Push it,
push it, push it, push it.Copy !req
62. Getting it moved for you.Copy !req
63. One second.Copy !req
64. We're getting it
moved for you, Sir.Copy !req
65. Come on, man.Copy !req
66. It's not even 8 fucking o'clock.Copy !req
67. You trippin'.Copy !req
68. 8:20.Copy !req
69. Man, you know the fucked up
part about it,Copy !req
70. besides this being the
motherfucking son of God?Copy !req
71. You out here writing these
funky-ass $79 ticketsCopy !req
72. for street cleaning,Copy !req
73. and look at this, man!Copy !req
74. Fucking street ain't even clean!Copy !req
75. The least your fat ass can
do is clean up some stuff!Copy !req
76. Uncle Phil-lookin'
motherfucker!Copy !req
77. Uncle Phil?Copy !req
78. "The Fresh Prince of Bel-air,"
nigga!Copy !req
79. Hey, stall him out, Fish.Copy !req
80. Stall him out, man,Copy !req
81. for he know not what
the fuck he do, man.Copy !req
82. Look at this dude, man.Copy !req
83. Come on, brah. Relax.Copy !req
84. You feel me?Copy !req
85. Eugene!Copy !req
86. I ain't even mad at you, dawg.Copy !req
87. It's just a job.Copy !req
88. Matter of fact,
I congratulate you, man,Copy !req
89. 'cause six days sober after
34 long years of rotgut,Copy !req
90. hard-core drinking
like you been doing...Copy !req
91. that's quite an
accomplishment, man.Copy !req
92. You know, that's
some superb shit.Copy !req
93. You feel me?Copy !req
94. Hey, Eugene!Copy !req
95. Go get your colon checked, pimp!Copy !req
96. Hey, man, check it out.Copy !req
97. I stole this out
of my mama's ashtray.Copy !req
98. Now, that's all there is,
so let's make it last.Copy !req
99. Here. Light up.Copy !req
100. Mmm.Copy !req
101. Mmm!Copy !req
102. That's good stuff.Copy !req
103. You gonna pass the joint?Copy !req
104. I just got it, buddy.Copy !req
105. I'll pass it to you in a second.Copy !req
106. Mmm!Copy !req
107. Man, pass the
motherfuckin' weed, man!Copy !req
108. Damn!
Can I hit some, man?Copy !req
109. I just got it!Copy !req
110. I tell you, man, me and
the boys was talking, and,Copy !req
111. nigga, you smoke
all the fucking weed.Copy !req
112. Yeah, and I don't think you
really factor in that somebodyCopy !req
113. got to actually
pay for this weed.Copy !req
114. And who is that?Copy !req
115. Me, Boonie, Fish.Copy !req
116. Nigga, even Tray
be frontin' you.Copy !req
117. Well, what happened to us
getting up off our assCopy !req
118. and growing our own bud, though?Copy !req
119. The Community Garden.Copy !req
120. Instead, we're on
some gangsta shitCopy !req
121. all the motherfucking time.Copy !req
122. We could be getting right out
the mud ourselves, man.Copy !req
123. Weed and vegetables...Copy !req
124. Rutabagas, tomatoes,
Spanish onions, artichokes.Copy !req
125. Nigga, this is
Southwest Compton.Copy !req
126. I ain't trying to be
no goddamn farmer.Copy !req
127. I know where we at.Copy !req
128. Man, we can't front
you no more, Dawg.Copy !req
129. You really finna get
at me like that overCopy !req
130. a little funky-ass
weed, though?Copy !req
131. I mean, you do realize I diedCopy !req
132. for your motherfucking sins,
right?Copy !req
133. Oh, that shit getting old.Copy !req
134. Homey, that's my life!Copy !req
135. That was 2,014 years ago.Copy !req
136. Yeah. That's old.Copy !req
137. Hey, but sayin',
check this out...Copy !req
138. we got this little lick we
gonna hit across town, right?Copy !req
139. Me, Jason, Boonie...
we got a plan.Copy !req
140. There you go with
the schemes and plots.Copy !req
141. Nigga, you not even listening!Copy !req
142. Hey, man, it's solid, man.Copy !req
143. We're going to East L.A.
To pick up a brick, and...Copy !req
144. check it out...
my mom's paying.Copy !req
145. Your mom's paying for it?Copy !req
146. That income-tax check,
you know what I'm saying?Copy !req
147. So you know that's gonna
be at least a pound.Copy !req
148. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
149. She said all we need is
a crew like three deep.Copy !req
150. Now, I don't know
these niggas, man,Copy !req
151. but they're highly
recommended on Instagram.Copy !req
152. Now, all you got to do
is drive Boonie mama car,Copy !req
153. and you're gonna get a cut.Copy !req
154. But if it's Boon mom car,
why I got to drive?Copy !req
155. I mean, why you
don't drive, Dawg?Copy !req
156. Hey, my mom said I can't go.Copy !req
157. She don't want me on this run.Copy !req
158. Plus my pit bull getting
ready to have puppies.Copy !req
159. I wasn't there when
my kids was born,Copy !req
160. but I'm gonna be
there for my bitch.Copy !req
161. So, all you need me to
do is drive the car andCopy !req
162. watch over y'all with God's
good grace and that's it?Copy !req
163. That's it.Copy !req
164. I mean, hit us with one of
those miracles, in ca...Copy !req
165. in case we need it, which we
won't, 'cause they legit.Copy !req
166. They straight up.Copy !req
167. Fish, man, you know I ain't
in charge of miracles, man.Copy !req
168. That's Pops, man.Copy !req
169. Just do what you do.Copy !req
170. Aw, shoot.Copy !req
171. Ooh!Copy !req
172. Hey, baby.Copy !req
173. How you doin'?Copy !req
174. Oh, you're looking good.Copy !req
175. Really, Jason?Copy !req
176. Him again?Copy !req
177. I thought we talked
about getting highCopy !req
178. and hanging out
with homeless dudes.Copy !req
179. Come on, baby.Copy !req
180. Don't do this in
front of the homies.Copy !req
181. Hi, Diane!Copy !req
182. Girl, your hair is bangin'!Copy !req
183. She got the
po-po perm.Copy !req
184. Is this what you call
getting your life together,Copy !req
185. partying all the fucking time,Copy !req
186. coming home for a little
something, drunk,Copy !req
187. smelling like barbecue sauce?Copy !req
188. She hit him with the
smelling like barbecue sauce!Copy !req
189. I don't want you hanging
out with these bums.Copy !req
190. Y punto.Copy !req
191. Sue! Lisa!Copy !req
192. Is this wonderful basket
of shit for me?Copy !req
193. Wow, ladies!Copy !req
194. Somebody got love for
their Lord and Savior!Copy !req
195. Ooh-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
196. Come here, girl.Copy !req
197. You know I love y'all
like a motherfucker, come here.Copy !req
198. Seriously...
what is it with that guy?Copy !req
199. You want a beer?Copy !req
200. Oh, I love y'all so much.Copy !req
201. Baby, that's Jesus.Copy !req
202. Yeah, man.Copy !req
203. She sitting up there, talkin'
'bout she think we need a break.Copy !req
204. I think she finally
tired of my ass, man.Copy !req
205. Don't even let it happen, Dawg,Copy !req
206. 'cause God wants y'all
to be together.Copy !req
207. And on top of that,
she fine as mnh!Copy !req
208. That's about as good as
you're gonna do, Dawg.Copy !req
209. God told you that?Copy !req
210. He told you he want
us to be together?Copy !req
211. Nigga, she an atheist cop.Copy !req
212. Why would God care?Copy !req
213. Heaven if I know,Copy !req
214. but what I'm sure of is the
fact that she good people, man,Copy !req
215. and she care about you, brah.Copy !req
216. And to be honest with you, J...Copy !req
217. I am your Lord and Savior.
I can be honest.Copy !req
218. Yeah.Copy !req
219. You need a boot up
them cheeks one time,Copy !req
220. 'cause you be fuckin' up, J.Copy !req
221. You ain't living
up to your potential.Copy !req
222. Plus, y'all got the little
black-latin love going on, man.Copy !req
223. L.A. Really needs to see
that shit right now, dawg.Copy !req
224. You got Maggie on line 1.Copy !req
225. What's happenin', Mag?Copy !req
226. Talk good to me, baby!Copy !req
227. Now, why you always got
to act like that, man,Copy !req
228. when I ask you to do something?Copy !req
229. But when you're down in the
dumps, who do you call?Copy !req
230. Ain't nobody trippin' off
what you got on, girl.Copy !req
231. It's the homies.Copy !req
232. We chillin'.Copy !req
233. All right, fo' sure.
Yeah. Hey, Tray?Copy !req
234. Yeah?Copy !req
235. Mag comin' through,
so we're gonna needCopy !req
236. like two more six-packs
of that hard apple cider,Copy !req
237. three boxes of blunts,Copy !req
238. a 20-pound bag of ice,
and you want something, Dawg?Copy !req
239. Yeah, some vienna sausages.Copy !req
240. - Red or blue can?
- Blue can.Copy !req
241. Okay. So, nobody has
any money for this, or...Copy !req
242. you know what?Copy !req
243. I wanted to talk to
you about that, man.Copy !req
244. I'm glad you brought that up,
'cause, Tray, you knowCopy !req
245. I love you, right?
- Right.Copy !req
246. You know I'll never
forsake you, right?Copy !req
247. Right.Copy !req
248. Man, I got your best
interests at heart,Copy !req
249. so I'm gonna need you
to trust me on this, man.Copy !req
250. You gots to... you gots to
complete this mission, man.Copy !req
251. Pay attention.Copy !req
252. You gots to complete
this mission.Copy !req
253. Okay. I'm just not sure how
it works without any money.Copy !req
254. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
255. All you need is the holy spirit.Copy !req
256. That's it.Copy !req
257. Okay.Copy !req
258. Yo, Fish!Copy !req
259. What we rollin'?Copy !req
260. What's happenin', pimps?Copy !req
261. Maggs!Copy !req
262. It's about time you got your
delinquent ass out here toCopy !req
263. function with the homies.Copy !req
264. What's happenin' with you?Copy !req
265. Man, tell this grimy fool to
let me come up on that pickup.Copy !req
266. Hey, look, I'm only driving.Copy !req
267. I ain't got nothing
to do with that.Copy !req
268. Exactly.Copy !req
269. Y'all ain't got
nothin' to drink, man!Copy !req
270. What y'all sippin' on, man?Copy !req
271. Oh, that's some bullshit.Copy !req
272. Aw, man.
What's up with this?Copy !req
273. Don't you know we
like fine grapes?Copy !req
274. Hey, that's what's
up right there, man!Copy !req
275. Hey, hook me up there with some
of that brown so I can lay theseCopy !req
276. ugly bitches down.Copy !req
277. You dig?Copy !req
278. Heavens, no!Copy !req
279. Is this the only way I can get
y'all attention, man...Copy !req
280. Come through with
a little yid-nac,Copy !req
281. a little meat,Copy !req
282. some big-booty women?Copy !req
283. It helps.
Nigga, pour up.Copy !req
284. Naw, naw, man.Copy !req
285. What happened to love
and kindness, brah?Copy !req
286. Man, why you got
to be like that?Copy !req
287. You know what?
I'm cool on y'all.Copy !req
288. I come through spreadin' the
Gospel all the time, man,Copy !req
289. but y'all ain't trying
to hear your boy, though.Copy !req
290. No, y'all ain't
tryin' to hear me.Copy !req
291. So, you know what?Copy !req
292. I don't even think I want to
let y'all hit this fine yac,Copy !req
293. 'cause your minds ain't ready
and your hearts not open.Copy !req
294. Hey.Copy !req
295. Hey, Vic!
What's happenin', man?Copy !req
296. You want some of this yac?Copy !req
297. Told you niggas
no barbecuing, didn't I?Copy !req
298. I said it was unsanitary, right?Copy !req
299. Didn't I say no barbecuing?Copy !req
300. How many times I got to keep
telling y'all the same thingCopy !req
301. over and over till you get it
through your blasphemous-assCopy !req
302. minds, huh?Copy !req
303. Okay. Settle down.Copy !req
304. I mean, ironically,
the way you're speakingCopy !req
305. to Jesus is quite blasphemous
if we're gonnaCopy !req
306. be technical.Copy !req
307. Ironically, I didn't slap
the shit out of you soon asCopy !req
308. I got down here.Copy !req
309. Who made you the Pope, huh?Copy !req
310. Chill out, Vic, man.Copy !req
311. It's cool, man.Copy !req
312. We made enough
for everybody, brah.Copy !req
313. You want a plate?Copy !req
314. - Plate?
- Yeah.Copy !req
315. I don't want no goddamn plate.Copy !req
316. I want y'all to
obey the rules, man!Copy !req
317. There's no barbecuing!Copy !req
318. What the fuck is
your problem, Vic?Copy !req
319. My problem is you need
to find another placeCopy !req
320. to be a bum, homey!Copy !req
321. This is my complex!Copy !req
322. I run this!Copy !req
323. It's my job!Copy !req
324. No barbecuing!Copy !req
325. Matter of fact, you know what?Copy !req
326. I've been saying
the same thing overCopy !req
327. and over to y'all niggas.Copy !req
328. Y'all niggas don't
know how to listen.Copy !req
329. How many times I got to
say the same thing overCopy !req
330. and over and over and over?Copy !req
331. Check this out.Copy !req
332. Hey, man!
What you doing, brah?Copy !req
333. That's the end of
that shit, ain't it?Copy !req
334. That's some fucked up shit, Vic.Copy !req
335. Know why it's fucked up?Copy !req
336. Because the ants...Copy !req
337. got to eat.Copy !req
338. What the fuck is that about?Copy !req
339. Yeah.
They like ribs, too.Copy !req
340. Vic, the homies ain't
even ate yet, man!Copy !req
341. What are you doing?Copy !req
342. Well, the homies
ain't gonna eat.Copy !req
343. Homies don't work.Copy !req
344. See them ants?Copy !req
345. They work hard all day long.Copy !req
346. Those is black ants.Copy !req
347. They like chicken, watermelon,
shrimp, and ribs.Copy !req
348. Now, you know that's a
racist-ass joke, Vic.Copy !req
349. Wash your feet.Copy !req
350. What?Copy !req
351. You look like one of
them niggas from Australia.Copy !req
352. I swear to God,
if I wasn't on parole...Copy !req
353. Well, bless you, too, Vic!Copy !req
354. If God didn't love you,Copy !req
355. he'd have made you a girl
looking exactly like you do.Copy !req
356. You know, I'm all right
for a dude, though.Copy !req
357. Ooh, my!Copy !req
358. Looky here, looky here!Copy !req
359. Jesus!Copy !req
360. Oh, my sweet Lord.Copy !req
361. Mm-mm-mmm.Copy !req
362. How you doin'?Copy !req
363. Too blessed to be
stressed, baby.Copy !req
364. Hey, mama.Copy !req
365. Hey.Copy !req
366. Come on in.Copy !req
367. Ooh, Ms. Tudi,Copy !req
368. I'm feeling what you
done with this spot!Copy !req
369. You like it?Copy !req
370. Yes, and these
chandeliers is wet!Copy !req
371. Chechnyan Crystal, baby.Copy !req
372. And, Jesus, none of those...Copy !req
373. Ooh, hallelujah...
would have been possible with...Copy !req
374. Oh, my bad, Ms. Tudi.Copy !req
375. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
376. I made these for you -Copy !req
377. Chocolate mint pistachio
with a dash of sea salt.Copy !req
378. - That's my favorite.
- All right!Copy !req
379. Those are for Jesus, fat ass.Copy !req
380. Jesus, can I get you some tea?Copy !req
381. Oh, yes.
Please, Ms. Tudi?Copy !req
382. All right.Copy !req
383. Hey, man, give me a cookie, man.Copy !req
384. Naw, man.Copy !req
385. I prayed for the cookie, man.Copy !req
386. MS.
I said no cookie, Boonie!Copy !req
387. Sit your fat ass down!Copy !req
388. Sit down.Copy !req
389. Jesus, you're still gonna
be able to do that thingCopy !req
390. for me later, right?Copy !req
391. - That pickup?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
392. Oh, Ms. Tudi, a real "G"
like you in these streetsCopy !req
393. don't need no problem
gettin' no weed, though.Copy !req
394. Well, but, Jesus,
my clientele...Copy !req
395. Yoga bitches you...Copy !req
396. My clientele, nigga...Copy !req
397. Come to me for the best weed.Copy !req
398. And I hear these guys
got the best weed.Copy !req
399. Then why Boonie can't go?Copy !req
400. 'Cause he bad luck...
that's why!Copy !req
401. Fine.
I don't want to go.Copy !req
402. Oh, I know you didn't,
'cause you're lazy.Copy !req
403. You're a fat, bad-luck-having,
lazy nigga like your father.Copy !req
404. Ms. Tudi, you know, you really
be going too hard on that boy.Copy !req
405. Oh, you think I'm hard on him?Copy !req
406. This is a Romanian
ultrasuede llama-skin sofa.Copy !req
407. That's nice!Copy !req
408. Yeah, with an ass-sized
crater in it.Copy !req
409. Is that what that is?Copy !req
410. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
411. I thought it was
part of the design.Copy !req
412. No, that's his ass crack.Copy !req
413. Damn, Boonie!Copy !req
414. Now, listen, Jesus...Copy !req
415. You d... tsk!Copy !req
416. Mnh.Copy !req
417. Now, Jesus, you're the only oneCopy !req
418. I trust with my
money and my car.Copy !req
419. What's that?Copy !req
420. Fish, is that a firearm?Copy !req
421. Technically, this is a homemade
marble-shooting pistol,Copy !req
422. not a firearm, so, legally, I
can't catch a gun case for this.Copy !req
423. But it'll light somebody ass up.Copy !req
424. Man, I thought you said
these dudes was cool, man.Copy !req
425. You know I don't like guns, man.Copy !req
426. Oh, yeah, they cool,
but now we cool, too!Copy !req
427. I already told you they come
highly recommended online.Copy !req
428. They got 1,500 followers.Copy !req
429. What's up with that mask, Maggs?Copy !req
430. What, you guys
didn't bring masks?Copy !req
431. Hell, no.Copy !req
432. We're gonna do some janky shit.Copy !req
433. When you're doing janky shit,
you wear a mask!Copy !req
434. Surprise, mother.
Get your bitch ass out the car!Copy !req
435. Now... come on!Copy !req
436. Get your ass out the car!Copy !req
437. Get your ass up
against the wall!Copy !req
438. Hurry up! Go!Copy !req
439. Get your ass up
against the wall!Copy !req
440. You look like you're praying,
too, spring break bitch.Copy !req
441. Get your hands up
against the wall!Copy !req
442. Hey, hey, do you gentlemen
consent to a quick search?Copy !req
443. Yes, sir!Copy !req
444. And the bitch, too.Copy !req
445. Where the money at?Copy !req
446. Give me that jacket.Copy !req
447. Give me that jacket.Copy !req
448. Take it off!Copy !req
449. Oh, looks like 2 "G's."Copy !req
450. Thanks for paying in advance.Copy !req
451. Pleasure doing business
with you bitches.Copy !req
452. Damn!
We got set up, man!Copy !req
453. They're cool, huh, Fish?Copy !req
454. They're cool, huh?Copy !req
455. Highly recommended online, J?Copy !req
456. Fish, man, what the...
what are you doing?Copy !req
457. What the hell?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
458. Bitch, move your car!
Move your car!Copy !req
459. Move your car, bitch,
or I swear to God I'll shootCopy !req
460. this whole mother...
move!Copy !req
461. Pretty please,
move your car, bitch!Copy !req
462. Oh, hell. My bad.Copy !req
463. Shut the fuck up
and turn around!Copy !req
464. Turn around!
Drop the gun.Copy !req
465. - Drop it!
- My bad, dawg.Copy !req
466. Turn around and
shut the fuck up!Copy !req
467. We cool.Copy !req
468. Take the mask off, all y'all!Copy !req
469. Hey, it's white boys!Copy !req
470. White boys? 1Copy !req
471. With some fake-ass guns.Copy !req
472. Michael, Chandler, Ross...Copy !req
473. I am so disappointed in all you!Copy !req
474. Do you know how mad your mother
would be if she found out youCopy !req
475. was out here doing gangsta shitCopy !req
476. instead of at
water-polo lessons?Copy !req
477. Huh?Copy !req
478. Are y'all familiar
with the wrath of God?Copy !req
479. Where the money at?Copy !req
480. Where the weed at?Copy !req
481. Cough up the money.Copy !req
482. - Where the weed?
- The weed's in the trunk!Copy !req
483. Hey, we got Boonie mama money.Copy !req
484. Right there. Right there.Copy !req
485. - I got it.
- You want to be a thug?Copy !req
486. How 'bout a fuckin' marble
to your temple, boy?Copy !req
487. Huh?Copy !req
488. M-marble?Copy !req
489. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
490. Ross, Chandler, Michael...
man, I swear to Pops I wantCopy !req
491. to put my holy
hand down on y'all.Copy !req
492. But you know what?Copy !req
493. I'm not,
'cause I'll forgive you.Copy !req
494. Look at you, man.
Calm down.Copy !req
495. Look at him. He's just
cute, like a little smurf, huh?Copy !req
496. Come on.Copy !req
497. Let's bust a move, Fish.Copy !req
498. Come on, Fish!Copy !req
499. Come on, Fish!Copy !req
500. Jesus, your robe!Copy !req
501. Shoot!Copy !req
502. Yeah. We got about an
elbow of that good white-boyCopy !req
503. weed and all of
Boonie's mama money.Copy !req
504. We won!Copy !req
505. Where the fuck is the money?Copy !req
506. I went on and let the
white boys have it.Copy !req
507. You did what?Copy !req
508. Nigga, you magically
went in my pocketsCopy !req
509. and gave the white boys
the fucking money?Copy !req
510. That's a goddamn miracle
in reverse, man!Copy !req
511. - Show me those hands!
- There you go.Copy !req
512. - Out of the car... now!
- No, it's cool.Copy !req
513. We don't need your help,
officer... we're good here.Copy !req
514. We're straight, man.
Come on, man.Copy !req
515. Jesus Christ,
get out of the fucking car!Copy !req
516. Brah, I like it here.
It's cool, Bro.Copy !req
517. I like it in here.Copy !req
518. Stop resisting arrest.Copy !req
519. I'm not resisting!Copy !req
520. I'm not resisting!Copy !req
521. Goddamn it!Copy !req
522. I surrender!Copy !req
523. I surrender! Aaah! Ohh!Copy !req
524. Hi, Dianne!Copy !req
525. He was with you, wasn't he?Copy !req
526. - Who?
- Jason.Copy !req
527. J?
Oh, heavens, no.Copy !req
528. You know J wouldn't be along...Copy !req
529. Bullshit.Copy !req
530. The arresting officer said
two men escaped on foot.Copy !req
531. Now, I know one of them was J,Copy !req
532. so cut the crap, hmm?Copy !req
533. J wasn't even with us, Dianne.Copy !req
534. I'm serious.Copy !req
535. I can prove it.Copy !req
536. - Yeah? How?Copy !req
537. Right before your friends came
and busted up our little party,Copy !req
538. I had called him and told
him to bring some stuff.Copy !req
539. - Called him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
540. - You're full of it.
- I'm serious!Copy !req
541. Go on... check the voicemail
with your detective ass.Copy !req
542. - I know you got the code.
- Watch it.Copy !req
543. If I'm lying, go on...
leave him.Copy !req
544. But if I'm right
and God's right,Copy !req
545. you'll praise him and thank him.Copy !req
546. You have no new messages.Copy !req
547. You have one new message.Copy !req
548. Hey, what up, J?
This your boy, man.Copy !req
549. We out here doing some
unspeakably janky stuffCopy !req
550. that you don't want no parts of.Copy !req
551. Check it out, though...Copy !req
552. I need you to run
to the store for meCopy !req
553. and get me some stuff, man...Copy !req
554. Some Froot Loops,
a bag of high skins,Copy !req
555. and a big old soda.Copy !req
556. Good lookin' out,
pi-i-i-i-mp.Copy !req
557. You know what?Copy !req
558. Just get out of here.Copy !req
559. Word!Copy !req
560. But what about...Copy !req
561. You got got, you idiot...Copy !req
562. Lawn clippings
and cilantro, hmm?Copy !req
563. The whole brick?Copy !req
564. White boys been ganking fools
for weeks with the stuff.Copy !req
565. You're free to go.Copy !req
566. And stop brainwashing my man.
I don't like it.Copy !req
567. I'm watching you, eh?Copy !req
568. Diane, you're such a
pretty girl and a hard worker.Copy !req
569. You need to take a little
time for yourself, you know?Copy !req
570. Go get your feet done...
a little pedicure.Copy !req
571. You know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
572. Get you some highlights
put there.Copy !req
573. I mean, your hair is beautiful.Copy !req
574. I heard they had put Jesus in
the cell with the drag Queens.Copy !req
575. Oh, look, man.Copy !req
576. Damn. Look at his
robe hanging.Copy !req
577. Jesus, look, we're sorry, man.Copy !req
578. Yeah, we're sorry, man.Copy !req
579. Look, I don't understand how
you pulled that off with Diane.Copy !req
580. Matter of fact,
I do understand how you did it,Copy !req
581. and I just want to
say thank you, Bro.Copy !req
582. Man, you know we wouldn't
just bail on you like that.Copy !req
583. You're Jesus.Copy !req
584. We figured you'd find a way
to get up out of there.Copy !req
585. Find a way out of it?Copy !req
586. Man, watch out, man.Copy !req
587. Did I just found a way to get up
out of it when they had your boyCopy !req
588. crossed up in Judaea?Copy !req
589. Man, promise me...Copy !req
590. y'all bought some
ungrateful fools, man.Copy !req
591. Me and Pops, we come
through all the time,Copy !req
592. but y'all suckers,
not so much, man.Copy !req
593. See what I'm talking about?Copy !req
594. He don't even want to listen.Copy !req
595. Every time I'm trying to
tell him something good,Copy !req
596. he don't want to hear
what I'm talki...Copy !req
597. so, I guess you ain't ready
to start this garden.Copy !req
598. Community Garden.Copy !req
599. Community Garden!Copy !req
600. You bullshittin'...
all of us?Copy !req
601. All of us.Copy !req
602. It's about time
y'all came on in!Copy !req
603. That's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
604. Come on in. Bring it on in.
You know what time it is, girl.Copy !req
605. You're gonna knock me down.Copy !req
606. Yeah, what about my mom money?Copy !req
607. See, I wanted to talk to
you about that, Boon,Copy !req
608. 'cause although we ain't
got your mom's money,Copy !req
609. what we do have
is the love of GodCopy !req
610. and our integrity, brah,Copy !req
611. and it don't get
no better than that!Copy !req
612. Act right, 'cause the
sooner we get to work,Copy !req
613. the sooner we're gonna be...Copy !req
614. That's right!Copy !req
615. Ripped By mstollCopy !req