1. Aah!Copy !req
2. Suey!Copy !req
3. Suey!Copy !req
4. Suey!Copy !req
5. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
6. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
7. Ah, sweet stay-cation.Copy !req
8. with me, bitch?Copy !req
9. I wish you would!Copy !req
10. Don't make me
get under that hood!Copy !req
11. Biatch! You piece of
metal and steel!Copy !req
12. I'm-a beat the brakes
off your ass!Copy !req
13. You mother
of an automobile!Copy !req
14. Bullhorn, why the hell
are you yelling at my car?Copy !req
15. I'm tryin' to fix
this sorry sucka,Copy !req
16. But the bitch's
engine quit.Copy !req
17. Black dynamite, your carCopy !req
18. Just don't know who the
it's with!Copy !req
19. Aah!Copy !req
20. Black dynamite, just don't stand
there standing by!Copy !req
21. Your oil tank done
sucker-punched my assCopy !req
22. In the eye!Copy !req
23. That's right,
motherCopy !req
24. You done
with the wrong one, man!Copy !req
25. I whup ass of cars, boats,
and even air-a-planes!Copy !req
26. Bullhorn, how long do I have to
hold this entire engine blockCopy !req
27. Of my car in the air?Copy !req
28. Today is the first day
of my —Copy !req
29. Black dynamite, I know
you are on stay-cation,Copy !req
30. But I been yelling and screaming
at these orphans all day,Copy !req
31. Especially that little badass
lil orphan rodney king!Copy !req
32. Sorry, bee,
but I'm on stay-cation.Copy !req
33. You need to try punching them
in the throat.Copy !req
34. Punch them in the throat?
Me?Copy !req
35. You know I couldn't hurt
them kids. Ow!Copy !req
36. Lil orphan arnold, I'm gonna
punch you in the throat!Copy !req
37. Honey bee, I —Copy !req
38. Black dynamite,
euphoria is way out of pocket!Copy !req
39. She pimp-slapped a pimp
in front of everybody!Copy !req
40. I didn't pimp-slap you!
I ho-slapped you!Copy !req
41. So don't be braggin' about your
little limp dick of a pimp handCopy !req
42. If you don't know
how to use it.Copy !req
43. Black dynamite, you better
get these hoes in check!Copy !req
44. 'cause when my pimp hand
gets angry — unh!Copy !req
45. You ain't no pimp.
You just a simp.Copy !req
46. Cream corn,
your game is thirsty.Copy !req
47. Here, here, let me put
some water on it.Copy !req
48. Now your game is all washed up.Copy !req
49. Black dynamite,
you gonna let themCopy !req
50. Treat your star pimp
this way?Copy !req
51. Now, cream corn —
black dynamite!Copy !req
52. Look — the health department
shut down my establishment!Copy !req
53. Can you believe
thatCopy !req
54. They say I can't serve hog maws
with burgoo!Copy !req
55. What the is burgoo?Copy !req
56. I don't know.Copy !req
57. Just sounded good
with hog maws.Copy !req
58. Roscoe,
now I'm gonna tell youCopy !req
59. Just like I been tryin
to tell them —Copy !req
60. what the?Copy !req
61. Poof!Copy !req
62. Damn it, basehead!Copy !req
63. I done told you
about poofin' upCopy !req
64. On black dynamite
unannounced!Copy !req
65. Sorry, black dynamite,Copy !req
66. But I needs my money!Copy !req
67. What money?Copy !req
68. The $5 you owe meCopy !req
69. For the dog
you 'bout to buy.Copy !req
70. Basehead,
I got no time for this!Copy !req
71. Now I'm trying to enjoy
my stay-cation!Copy !req
72. Damn, black dynamite!Copy !req
73. You drive a hard bargain.Copy !req
74. Just give me $2.Copy !req
75. I-I'll be back
to get it later.Copy !req
76. And watch your leg.
His is in heat.Copy !req
77. Poof!Copy !req
78. Black dynamite!Copy !req
79. That's it!Copy !req
80. Enough is enough!Copy !req
81. Ah-suey!Copy !req
82. All right, all the suckahs
in the world, listen up!Copy !req
83. Black dynamite
is on stay-cation,Copy !req
84. Which means he ain't
helpin', savin',Copy !req
85. Standin' up for,
or givin' nobody $2!Copy !req
86. I kicked a whole month's
worth of assCopy !req
87. To give my ass-kickin' feet
a break,Copy !req
88. So for the rest of the month,
y'all are on your own!Copy !req
89. So, everybody,
will you please —Copy !req
90. Shut the upCopy !req
91. While grown folks
is on stay-cation.Copy !req
92. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
93. Looks like you literally need
to get a bitch.Copy !req
94. Since technically
you're an orphan, too,Copy !req
95. I guess you can live here.Copy !req
96. Just try to stay out of the way
and don't piss on shit.Copy !req
97. Or shit and piss on — on shit.Copy !req
98. As a result of being
on stay-cation,Copy !req
99. The police are
n-words up!Copy !req
100. I hear you whores are smuggling
contraband via mooseknuckle.Copy !req
101. So either
you let me search you,Copy !req
102. Or I'm puttin' all of yous
in the slammer.Copy !req
103. Aw, hell.
Where's lil orphan rodney king?Copy !req
104. Unh-unh, unh-unh.
Wait a minute now,
motherCopy !req
105. Wait a minute now,
motherCopy !req
106. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
107. Chief magilahorn, big sis.Copy !req
108. How's it going over there?
Peachy, big bro.Copy !req
109. Black dynamite's
on stay-cation,Copy !req
110. The community is in an uproar,Copy !req
111. And I'm loving
every minute of it.Copy !req
112. Lil orphan rodney king!Copy !req
113. I was planning on beatin'
your ass for no reason,Copy !req
114. But now you gave me one!Copy !req
115. You can't beat my ass!Copy !req
116. I'm just an orphan
with no parental guidanceCopy !req
117. And not much
to look forward to!Copy !req
118. Who's gonna stop me?Copy !req
119. Black dynamite's
on stay-cation!Copy !req
120. Look, the police are over thereCopy !req
121. Beating up lil orphan
rodney king for no reason!Copy !req
122. That makes chocolate
giddy-u-u-u-up very mad!Copy !req
123. That makes me feel like
burning down my own community,Copy !req
124. Starting with
the Korean store!Copy !req
125. Not a drill, folks!Copy !req
126. Black community
has suddenly plungedCopy !req
127. Into black lawlessness
and a darker shade of chaos!Copy !req
128. O-oh, my gosh!
Is that an orphan?Copy !req
129. Oh, no! The police are beatin'
the shitCopy !req
130. Out of poor little badass
lil orphan rodney king!Copy !req
131. Ooh! You got to do something,
black dynamite!Copy !req
132. Black dynamite!
Your mama!Copy !req
133. I know
you on stay-cation...Copy !req
134. this shit!Copy !req
135. The black community can burn
itself down, for all I care!Copy !req
136. I'm leavin'!Copy !req
137. And at last,
it looks like black dynamiteCopy !req
138. Has emerged from his retirement
to restore order and — ohh!Copy !req
139. that's right.Copy !req
140. I threw the engine!Copy !req
141. I'm-a whup every cop's ass
that I see in sight!Copy !req
142. As soon as I get some help
from black dynamite!Copy !req
143. Bullhorn, for the last time
I said, I'm on stay-ca—Copy !req
144. Unh!Copy !req
145. Stay-cation, damn it!Copy !req
146. Where the hell am I?Copy !req
147. How the should I know?
I just got here with you.Copy !req
148. Wait a minute? How'd you say
that, little dog? You a dog.Copy !req
149. The name is broto, and, man,
this is your hallucination.Copy !req
150. So again, how the
should I know?Copy !req
151. Huh. Well,
something tells meCopy !req
152. We're not in south central
no more, that's for sure.Copy !req
153. Oh, no shit, sherlock.Copy !req
154. I just need to know
where the bitches at,Copy !req
155. 'cause I'm tired
of dry-humpin' legs,Copy !req
156. And these bell-bottoms
be makin' my balls itch.Copy !req
157. Bullhorn?Copy !req
158. Cream corn?Copy !req
159. Honey bee?Copy !req
160. Hey! Hey!
Heeeeeey!Copy !req
161. Black dynamite!
James brown?Copy !req
162. What the are you doing
in my hallucination?Copy !req
163. And why do you have wings?Copy !req
164. I'm your fairy godfather
of ♪ soulCopy !req
165. Black dynamite.Copy !req
166. And just for the record,Copy !req
167. Just because I'm a fairy
don't make me no fairy. You dig?Copy !req
168. Okay, fairy good foot,
now where the am I?Copy !req
169. ♪ welcomeCopy !req
170. To the black version
of "the wiz"!Copy !req
171. Wait. But "the wiz"
is already black.Copy !req
172. Yeah, but not this black.Copy !req
173. This place makes "the wiz"
look like "the wizard of oz."Copy !req
174. And you just killed
the wicked bitchCopy !req
175. Of the south central!Copy !req
176. Somebody give me
a dramatic sting!Copy !req
177. Oww! Hit me!Copy !req
178. We only been here
two minutes,Copy !req
179. And already somebody's
tryin' to set me up.Copy !req
180. Set you up?Copy !req
181. Man, you just saved
the little rodneymunchkings!Copy !req
182. Hey, lil rodneymunchkings,
tell him how you feelCopy !req
183. 'bout that honky bitch
dead under.Copy !req
184. Put 'em in the hot tub.
Hey!Copy !req
185. Deyooo!Copy !req
186. ♪ get on downCopy !req
187. ♪ the bitch is dead,
which old bitch? ♪Copy !req
188. ♪ the honky bitch,
get on down ♪Copy !req
189. ♪ the honky bitch is deadCopy !req
190. ♪ no more brutality
from pigs we see, lapd ♪Copy !req
191. ♪ the police,
the wicked bitch is dead ♪Copy !req
192. All right, all right,
I get it!Copy !req
193. Now could you please stop
all the goddamn singingCopy !req
194. And help me find a place
to stay-cate?Copy !req
195. Yes, but first
I must give you ♪ theseCopy !req
196. What the hell
are these for?Copy !req
197. These are magical ass-kickin'
shoes, black dynamite,Copy !req
198. And they now belong
♪ to youCopy !req
199. No, thank you. Black
dynamite ain't doing
no ass-kickin' today.Copy !req
200. And even if I was, my flip-flops
will do just fine.Copy !req
201. Well, can your flip-flops
do this?Copy !req
202. Get out!
Aaaaaah!Copy !req
203. But you must never let them fall
in the hands of her brother,Copy !req
204. The wicked ♪ bitch
of the west-side ♪Copy !req
205. Wait, wait, wait.
Her brother's a bitch?Copy !req
206. Oh, shit.Copy !req
207. Oh, yes,
the king of all bitches.Copy !req
208. He would use them to kick
our asses forever!Copy !req
209. And take over
the whole black versionCopy !req
210. Of "the wiz" world,
black dynamite!Copy !req
211. Well, that's not
black dynamite's business,Copy !req
212. And I didn't mean to kill
that bitch in the first place.Copy !req
213. Well, you might not have chose
to kill the bitch,Copy !req
214. But the bitch chose ♪ you
unh!Copy !req
215. Well, I don't need it.Copy !req
216. Oh, no! It's the
wicked bitch of the west-side!Copy !req
217. That's right.Copy !req
218. Now which one of yous
killed my sister?Copy !req
219. Was it you, black dynamite?Copy !req
220. I ain't sayin' shit
with or without a lawyer.Copy !req
221. Black dynamite don't say shit
to the pigs.Copy !req
222. Well, you're gonna give meCopy !req
223. My sister's magical
ass-kickin' shoes.Copy !req
224. They belong to me now.Copy !req
225. You see there?
I was gonna give 'em to youCopy !req
226. Till you told black dynamite
what to do.Copy !req
227. Now you ain't gettin'
a goddamn thing.Copy !req
228. So if I was you, I'd scramCopy !req
229. Before I come off
my ass-kickin' sabbatical.Copy !req
230. Just you wait.Copy !req
231. I will get your ass,
blacky d,Copy !req
232. And your horny
little mutt, too!Copy !req
233. Ha ha ha ha!
What the —Copy !req
234. Sorry, man.
I ain't gay or nothin',Copy !req
235. But you the only bitch around
here not wearing bell-bottoms,Copy !req
236. So I just need your leg
for about another minute.Copy !req
237. Damn, man!
I was almost there.Copy !req
238. Please stay here
and protect usCopy !req
239. From the wicked bitch of
the west-side, black dynamite.Copy !req
240. Sorry,
little rodneymunchkings,Copy !req
241. But black dynamite
is on stay-cation.Copy !req
242. Now all I want to know
is how and whereCopy !req
243. I can find a place to stayCopy !req
244. And vacation
at the same damn time.Copy !req
245. Oh, there's only one
who can give you that,Copy !req
246. And that's the great
and powerfulCopy !req
247. Super badass
motherCopy !req
248. Oww! Good god!Copy !req
249. Okay. Who the hell
is this great and powerfulCopy !req
250. Super badass
motherCopy !req
251. Who else but number 32Copy !req
252. And inventor of the look-away
pass himself,Copy !req
253. Mr. Magic johnson.Copy !req
254. Wait. Earvin "magic" johnson,
from the lakers?Copy !req
255. Of course!Copy !req
256. In the black version
of "the wiz,"Copy !req
257. He own all this shit!Copy !req
258. And he's ♪ super-bad
heyyyyyy!Copy !req
259. ♪ he got hotelsCopy !req
260. ♪ and movie theaters tooCopy !req
261. ♪ he got the lakers, a black
starbucks, and a shoe ♪Copy !req
262. ♪ hunh! UnhCopy !req
263. ♪ magic got it allCopy !req
264. ♪ and he's magic, manCopy !req
265. Unh! Unh! Unh!Copy !req
266. ♪ he got doughCopy !req
267. ♪ and he's magic, man
unh!Copy !req
268. ♪ now he got the money
to do what he want to do ♪Copy !req
269. ♪ he just might buy the dodgers,
soul train ♪Copy !req
270. ♪ and an airplane, tooCopy !req
271. Ha! Unh!Copy !req
272. ♪ he got doughCopy !req
273. ♪ and he's magic, manCopy !req
274. Unh! Watch me!Copy !req
275. ♪ magicCopy !req
276. ♪ magicCopy !req
277. ♪ magicCopy !req
278. H-e-e-e-e-ey!Copy !req
279. Unh! Oww!Copy !req
280. So you see, black dynamite,Copy !req
281. He got a chain of hotels that'll
be perfect for you to stay-cate.Copy !req
282. Well, where is magic johnson,
and how do I get to where he is?Copy !req
283. He owns a magical city,
not magic city.Copy !req
284. That's the big booty girl.
That's down the road, there.Copy !req
285. That's later down the road,
there.Copy !req
286. But I'm talking about a magical
city, called ♪ oz-wattsCopy !req
287. Unh!Copy !req
288. Oz-watts? What the
kind of name is that?Copy !req
289. It's a combination of "oz"
and "watts."Copy !req
290. You know,
like "whorephanage."Copy !req
291. Fair enough. Now how do I get
to this oz-watts?Copy !req
292. By taking the road
less traveled,Copy !req
293. A.K.A. Malcolm x boulevard.Copy !req
294. But I must warn you —
it's very dangerous.Copy !req
295. ♪ but I had a dreamCopy !req
296. That you ease on down
martin luther king.Copy !req
297. Oww!Copy !req
298. ♪ come on and move on down —Copy !req
299. All right, all right,
that's enough goddamn singing!Copy !req
300. Now will you rodneymunchkings
please shut the upCopy !req
301. And let a grown man figure out
which road to ease on down?Copy !req
302. Every yellow brick that glitters
is not gold.Copy !req
303. I'm rollin' with malcolm x.Copy !req
304. we ain't got no engine.Copy !req
305. So you imagined
fairy godfathers of soulCopy !req
306. And rodney monchichis
and shit,Copy !req
307. And you couldn't imagine
an engine in this bitch?Copy !req
308. What the kind of shit
is this?Copy !req
309. suey!Copy !req
310. I'm gonna kick the shit
out of the city of oz-wattsCopy !req
311. And the whole black version
of "the wiz's" ass!Copy !req
312. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
313. Hey, you think magic johnson
could get me someCopy !req
314. You know how long it's beenCopy !req
315. Since I had some lipstick
on my lip stick?Copy !req
316. Wait a minute. Hold your dick
and your lipsticks, broto.Copy !req
317. Look at you
hanging up there.Copy !req
318. You can't even
get yourself down.Copy !req
319. Aw, shit!
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!Copy !req
320. back up, you hoe-crows!Copy !req
321. I'm warning you!
You gonna get pimp-slapped!Copy !req
322. How the hell
you gonna be a scarehoeCopy !req
323. When you scared
of hoe crows?Copy !req
324. Yeah!Copy !req
325. Ain't nobody scared of
that limp-dick-ass pimp-hand!Copy !req
326. It ain't limp!
I just got a lot on my mind.Copy !req
327. You know pimpin' ain't easy!Copy !req
328. For the last time,
you ain't no pimp!Copy !req
329. Now sing it!Copy !req
330. Aw, man!Copy !req
331. You hoe-crows are gonna
make me sing it again?Copy !req
332. ♪ you can't pimpCopy !req
333. ♪ you can't pull hoesCopy !req
334. ♪ and you're lame
without any game ♪Copy !req
335. ♪ you keep sayin'Copy !req
336. ♪ bitch better have my moneyCopy !req
337. ♪ but we know you always broke
so explain ♪Copy !req
338. ♪ you can't pimpCopy !req
339. ♪ you know it ain't easyCopy !req
340. ♪ but your pimpin'
is just a shame ♪Copy !req
341. ♪ you can't pimp, childCopy !req
342. ♪ you can't pimp, childCopy !req
343. ♪ you're only simpin'
with that limp pimp hand ♪Copy !req
344. ♪ that you claimCopy !req
345. ♪ you can't pimpCopy !req
346. ♪ you can't pimp, no wayCopy !req
347. ♪ if your game
still stays this lame ♪Copy !req
348. ♪ you ain't pimpin'Copy !req
349. ♪ but it's nice to see youCopy !req
350. ♪ you make a nice rest haven
for hoes ♪Copy !req
351. ♪ better cool itCopy !req
352. ♪ 'cause we ain't gonna
get in pocket ♪Copy !req
353. ♪ well, you would
if I had any game ♪Copy !req
354. ♪ you can't pimp, childCopy !req
355. ♪ ha!Copy !req
356. ♪ you can't pull hoesCopy !req
357. ♪ and you're a lame
without any game ♪Copy !req
358. ♪ you're a lame
without any ga-a-ame ♪Copy !req
359. ♪ you're a lame witho-o-o-out
whoo!Copy !req
360. ♪ any g-a-a-a-a-ameCopy !req
361. Do y'all see this shit here?Copy !req
362. Tell me this, tell me this,
tell me this, tell me this,Copy !req
363. Tell me this, tell me this,
tell me this...Copy !req
364. Black dynamite:
Now look here.Copy !req
365. The game is to be sold,
not told. Can you dig it?Copy !req
366. See, you got to get
in a bitch's head.Copy !req
367. And don't chase them,
just replace them.Copy !req
368. You got to keep these hoes
on their toesCopy !req
369. And let them know which way
the wind blows.Copy !req
370. See, you ain't got to hit a hoe
to make them crow.Copy !req
371. You can just look them
in their eyesCopy !req
372. And make them feel it
between their thighs.Copy !req
373. A flock of
come a dime a dozen,Copy !req
374. And a dozen dimes still won't
make me a whole flock.Copy !req
375. It's about control.Copy !req
376. Now I suggest you crows
shut the upCopy !req
377. Before you got to go change
your panties.Copy !req
378. Wow!
Now that's real pimpin'!Copy !req
379. Who are you?Copy !req
380. Nah, that ain't pimpin'.
You just got to have game.Copy !req
381. The name's dynamite —
black dynamite.Copy !req
382. I'm scarehoe.Copy !req
383. Damn, black dynamite!Copy !req
384. You ran all the away!Copy !req
385. I'm tryin' to get my dick wet.Copy !req
386. And that horny-ass dog
over there is broto.Copy !req
387. Well, that was still
pretty impressive.Copy !req
388. If I had game like that,Copy !req
389. I'd be spitting all these
hoe-crows left and right.Copy !req
390. Yeah, that's right, mama.Copy !req
391. Give me them toes
so I can smell 'em in the windCopy !req
392. And make all your flocks
off,Copy !req
393. Or whatever you was sayin'.Copy !req
394. Hmm. Look, I'm on my wayCopy !req
395. To see the great and powerful
magic johnsonCopy !req
396. So he can give me a room
at one of his hotelsCopy !req
397. For some relaxation.
Why don't you roll?Copy !req
398. Maybe he can give you
some game.Copy !req
399. Are you serious?
I would love to!Copy !req
400. Okay.
But I'm telling you now,Copy !req
401. I seen this shit happen
in "the wiz,"Copy !req
402. And I ain't stopping
for nobody else.Copy !req
403. Cool! I got shotgun!Copy !req
404. Uh, hey, uh, would y'all mind
getting me down?Copy !req
405. ooh.
Here you go, daddy.Copy !req
406. A hoe-crow's
got your money.Copy !req
407. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
408. Hey! Get your little asses
back here!Copy !req
409. Hey, lady, look — one of your
damn kids shot out my tire —Copy !req
410. a nipple...Copy !req
411. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
412. my name is tinbee.Copy !req
413. I'm a bottom bitch that lives
in a whore's platform shoeCopy !req
414. With so many badass kids
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
415. Look, I'll tell you what to do
with them kids. Whup they ass!Copy !req
416. That's just it — I can't.Copy !req
417. I just don't have the ballsCopy !req
418. To hurt these little
badass kids.Copy !req
419. Something tells me you wrote
a damn song about it.Copy !req
420. ♪ th-I-I-I-I-isCopy !req
421. ♪ bitch has hit the bottomCopy !req
422. ♪ these orphans,
I'd have shot 'em ♪Copy !req
423. ♪ but that's against the lawCopy !req
424. ♪ now if my voice
had more bass ♪Copy !req
425. ♪ I could put them
in their place ♪Copy !req
426. ♪ if I only had some ballsCopy !req
427. ♪ I'd whup their assess
till sunrise ♪Copy !req
428. ♪ and I wouldn't care
who cries ♪Copy !req
429. ♪ I'd be workin' that jawCopy !req
430. ♪ I'd be like bruce lee
in the movies ♪Copy !req
431. With a wa-yaa!
And a suey!Copy !req
432. ♪ if I only had some ballsCopy !req
433. ♪ picture my drawers
with big balls ♪Copy !req
434. ♪ then I would show them allCopy !req
435. Show us what?
A pop on the butt?Copy !req
436. No, a punch in the gut!Copy !req
437. ♪ and you just might get cut
ha ha!Copy !req
438. ♪ I would beat them
with a broom stick ♪Copy !req
439. ♪ extension cords
and ice picks ♪Copy !req
440. ♪ bam their heads
against the wall ♪Copy !req
441. ♪ they would have
broken necks ♪Copy !req
442. ♪ but I'd get my respectCopy !req
443. ♪ if I had some ba-a-a-llsCopy !req
444. a titty!Copy !req
445. A titty...Copy !req
446. All right, everybody
shut the upCopy !req
447. When metal mamas is cryin'!Copy !req
448. Mm-hmm. See?
I knew it!Copy !req
449. A mother
with some ballsCopy !req
450. Can get y'all to shut up
real quick!Copy !req
451. Thank you, um...Copy !req
452. Scarehoe!
And he's black dynamite.Copy !req
453. And that little dog over there
with the afro, that's frodo.Copy !req
454. It's broto!
B-r-oto, okay?Copy !req
455. Hey, I didn't come here
for the sole purposeCopy !req
456. Of makin' your kids
shut the up.Copy !req
457. We still got a flat.Copy !req
458. Oh, I can fix that.Copy !req
459. Be-boo-boo-boo-boo,Copy !req
460. Boombee.Copy !req
461. Man, it sure would be nice
to have a man around here.Copy !req
462. I mean, sure,
they quiet now,Copy !req
463. But when you
and your balls leave,Copy !req
464. Oh, they gonna
be talkin' again.Copy !req
465. Yeah, well,
that ain't my problem —Copy !req
466. Hey, we're going to see
magic johnson.Copy !req
467. He's a badass mother
who's gonna give me some game.Copy !req
468. Maybe he got an extra set of
balls hanging around somewhere.Copy !req
469. Really? You think magic
can give me some balls?Copy !req
470. this is so exciting!Copy !req
471. ♪ I'm gonna get some balls,
I'm gonna get some... ♪Copy !req
472. All right, all right.
I guess you can come.Copy !req
473. I can't get no
with all these kidsCopy !req
474. In the car, nigga.
That's five years.Copy !req
475. Oh, don't worry.
They ain't comin'.Copy !req
476. Those mother
are on house arrest.Copy !req
477. All right, I would tell you kids
to stay put,Copy !req
478. But it looks like
you ain't got a choice.Copy !req
479. This metal bitch will be back
with enough testosteroneCopy !req
480. To beat you little mother
for the rest of your lives.Copy !req
481. ♪ get on down,
the bitch is dead ♪Copy !req
482. ♪ which old bitch?
The honky bitch ♪Copy !req
483. Man, I hope
we get there real soon,Copy !req
484. 'cause this flintstones shit
is up my feet.Copy !req
485. Hey, look —
club jungle deep!Copy !req
486. There got to be some wolf
or somethin' up in thereCopy !req
487. For me black dynamite.Copy !req
488. Come on, man!
I'm in the heat!Copy !req
489. My feet could use a break.Copy !req
490. All right, but make it
a quickie, broto.Copy !req
491. You know we got a greatCopy !req
492. And powerful magic mother
to see.Copy !req
493. Okay, broto, we'll be over here
while you, uh, work the room.Copy !req
494. And how you two lovely bitches
doin' tonight?Copy !req
495. Look here —
if I don't get someCopy !req
496. In the next five minutes,
I'm-a explode.Copy !req
497. Now, I know
you can ask a bitchCopy !req
498. For some ass
better than that.Copy !req
499. Okay, okay.Copy !req
500. Can I please have
some of your wolf vaginaCopy !req
501. Before I spontaneously
combust inside my dick?Copy !req
502. And now it's time for
the king of the jungle deep!Copy !req
503. Put your paws together
for lionhorn!Copy !req
504. Come on, girl.
Forget this little puppy.Copy !req
505. It's showtime.Copy !req
506. you then, bitch!Copy !req
507. Yo! Yo!
Screw the po-po!Copy !req
508. That's right!Copy !req
509. I lay my anaconda down
all through the jungle deep!Copy !req
510. I she-elephants
and wolf by the heap!Copy !req
511. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
512. Y'all don't want this dick.Copy !req
513. All right, broto,
don't start no shit.Copy !req
514. I'm the baddest, meanest
motherlion around!Copy !req
515. I make rhinos tiptoeCopy !req
516. And giraffes drag their head
on the ground.Copy !req
517. I ain't lyin'!Copy !req
518. I up a hundred
motherCopy !req
519. And then
all they mothers!Copy !req
520. I a wildebeest and
an ape just to stay in shape.Copy !req
521. I ain't lyin'!Copy !req
522. They call me king ding-a-ling!Copy !req
523. The baddest mother
they ever did seen!Copy !req
524. Biatch!Copy !req
525. I run the jungle deep!Copy !req
526. Wherever I lay my down,
I lay it steep!Copy !req
527. 100 feet deep!Copy !req
528. I ain't lyin'!Copy !req
529. I'm so cold, I ate the sun
and shit out ice cubes!Copy !req
530. I'm-a superstar-a, but too rated
r-a for your picture tube!Copy !req
531. I ain't lyin'!Copy !req
532. I drank this morning
and pissed out afternoon,Copy !req
533. Made leap year
jump over the moon.Copy !req
534. Told christmas day,
"get your ass in may,"Copy !req
535. And smacked this morning
for being late yesterday.Copy !req
536. I stuck my finger in the groundCopy !req
537. And turned
the whole world around!Copy !req
538. Man, stop the bullshit.Copy !req
539. You can't do none of that shit
you talkin' about.Copy !req
540. That's enough, broto.
Let the lion do his show.Copy !req
541. Say what?
Man, you better grab your mutt!Copy !req
542. You heard me.Copy !req
543. You got all this wolf
goin' crazy over you.Copy !req
544. I want to see you do just one
of those things.Copy !req
545. Put your finger in the ground
and turn the whole world around.Copy !req
546. Do it.Copy !req
547. see? He can't do shit!Copy !req
548. You just a lyin' lion!Copy !req
549. Yo' mama and yo' uncle!Copy !req
550. I'll take on this whole
motherpussyfootCopy !req
551. Of a jungle!Copy !req
552. Damn it, broto!
Now got to stop this shit.Copy !req
553. Suey!Copy !req
554. Look here, lionhorn,Copy !req
555. I'm sorry about my dog broto
up your gig.Copy !req
556. I-I-I didn— I didn't mean
what I said in there, man.Copy !req
557. I was just tryin' to get
some wolf man.Copy !req
558. The girls were just feelin'
all that, man.Copy !req
559. I'm — I'm — I'm sorry.Copy !req
560. Oh, it's all right.Copy !req
561. I should've known
it wouldn't last.Copy !req
562. My mouth was writing checks,Copy !req
563. But there was no cash
in my ass.Copy !req
564. Yeah, you do talk
a lot of shit.Copy !req
565. But how many mother
do you knowCopy !req
566. That can rhyme every damn line
they say?Copy !req
567. That's a real talent.
Maybe you just need
a muzzle sometimes.Copy !req
568. Look, if the great and powerful
magic johnsonCopy !req
569. Can give me a set of balls, I'm
sure he has a set of muzzles.Copy !req
570. Wait!
You cats are going to seeCopy !req
571. The great and powerful
magic motherjohnson?Copy !req
572. Oh!
You know I wants in!Copy !req
573. Oh
it's flying junkies!Copy !req
574. Oh! What?Copy !req
575. Aah!Copy !req
576. Oh, they gonna smoke us!Copy !req
577. Get 'em, black dynamite!Copy !req
578. Basehead? What are you doin
in my up fantasy?Copy !req
579. Fantasy or not, I want my $2,
black dynamite!Copy !req
580. Aaaah!Copy !req
581. Black dynamite, if you don't
help me real fast,Copy !req
582. These mother
flyin' junkiesCopy !req
583. Are gonna try
to smoke my ass!Copy !req
584. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
585. Okay!
You want to play rough?Copy !req
586. Well, say hello
to my little friend!Copy !req
587. Aha!Copy !req
588. You think you can stop
a flyin' baseheadCopy !req
589. With a little stinky hot piss
in the face?Copy !req
590. I sleep with stinky hot piss
in the face.Copy !req
591. No!Copy !req
592. Oh.Copy !req
593. Take that!
Noooooo!Copy !req
594. What?
I do something wrong?Copy !req
595. Aha!Copy !req
596. If I can't get my $2,Copy !req
597. I got to be able to get
somethin' for these.Copy !req
598. To the pawn shop,
flyin' junkies!Copy !req
599. That's right!
You better fly away, sucka!Copy !req
600. You freebasing flyin'
monkey motherCopy !req
601. Black dynamite:
Now that they have the
magical ass-kicking shoes,Copy !req
602. There's no telling
what they'll do.Copy !req
603. I'm sorry, black dynamite.Copy !req
604. a titty! A titty!Copy !req
605. No reason to get all rusty,
metal bitch.Copy !req
606. We just got to get to the land
of oz-watts as soon as possible.Copy !req
607. So we can warn them?Copy !req
608. No, so I can get a roomCopy !req
609. And enjoy my stay-cation
before all hell breaks loose.Copy !req
610. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
611. Ha! Follow
those flying junkies!Copy !req
612. Man, these shoes are so hot,
they smokin'.Copy !req
613. Are you implyin' that
the flying junkies is thiefs?Copy !req
614. I tell you what.
I'll give you 63 cents for them.Copy !req
615. Come on, bo diddley.
I just need $2.Copy !req
616. I'll suck yo'Copy !req
617. Hell naw!
I just got my sucked.Copy !req
618. Now what the can all
y'all do with $2 anyway?Copy !req
619. What could a flyin' junkie do
with $2?Copy !req
620. ♪ I said we sniff, snort cokeCopy !req
621. ♪ we shoot it till we see
unicorns, sasquatch
and wookiees ♪Copy !req
622. ♪ suck a thang for some cookies,
no, we ain't no rookies ♪Copy !req
623. ♪ just junkies
that need some base ♪Copy !req
624. Say what?Copy !req
625. ♪ now, what we smoke
is not the best ♪Copy !req
626. ♪ but it,
you know we fiends ♪Copy !req
627. ♪ and me, the dopeCopy !req
628. ♪ and this syringe
already tried to go clean ♪Copy !req
629. ♪ see, I am baseheadCopy !req
630. ♪ and I like to get highCopy !req
631. ♪ with the smack and the white,
the green and the haze ♪Copy !req
632. ♪ and the purple
that makes me fly ♪Copy !req
633. ♪ but first,
I got to find a vein ♪Copy !req
634. ♪ I tap it and I tap itCopy !req
635. ♪ I reach in my jacket
and pull out the smack ♪Copy !req
636. ♪ and just rise to the sky
for that trip, man ♪Copy !req
637. ♪ I'll suck yo'Copy !req
638. ♪ now I'm upCopy !req
639. ♪ you can tell by my eyesCopy !req
640. ♪ and I brought
two friends along ♪Copy !req
641. ♪ and next on the pipe
is my man base ♪Copy !req
642. ♪ come on, base,
smoke that bong ♪Copy !req
643. ♪ check it out, we the f-l-nCopy !req
644. ♪ the j-u-n-kCopy !req
645. ♪ the rest is e-I-sCopy !req
646. ♪ say what?Copy !req
647. ♪ you see,
we dropped out of school ♪Copy !req
648. ♪ 'cause the school had a rule,
everybody take a drug test ♪Copy !req
649. ♪ you see, my teeth is gone,
and I lost a ton ♪Copy !req
650. ♪ but I can steal a tvCopy !req
651. ♪ say what?Copy !req
652. ♪ you see, I stole a lot of
clothes from muhammad ali ♪Copy !req
653. ♪ and I'll sell 'em
for a q.P. ♪Copy !req
654. ♪ I got radiosCopy !req
655. ♪ a box of roscoe's chicken
titties and apple jacks ♪Copy !req
656. ♪ I could steal
a lincoln continental ♪Copy !req
657. ♪ and hide it in my crackCopy !req
658. ♪ say what?Copy !req
659. ♪ so after that,
I take a hit of the smack ♪Copy !req
660. ♪ then I run through the mallCopy !req
661. ♪ I snatch a color tv,
then I can flee ♪Copy !req
662. ♪ and sell it
for some speedball ♪Copy !req
663. ♪ hear me talk about cocaine,
white horse ♪Copy !req
664. ♪ more heroin than a smoker
could ever smoke ♪Copy !req
665. ♪ say what?Copy !req
666. ♪ but I could've been a doctor
or a lawyer ♪Copy !req
667. ♪ 'cause I'm smarter, but it's
harder to think when broke ♪Copy !req
668. ♪ everybody goes basehead,
basehead ♪Copy !req
669. ♪ what you got to sell today?Copy !req
670. ♪ say what?Copy !req
671. ♪ I got to two stereosCopy !req
672. ♪ now give me $20
so I can go get blazed ♪Copy !req
673. ♪ everybody goes basehead,
basehead ♪Copy !req
674. ♪ I only got $10Copy !req
675. ♪ so since my nipples
are itchin' ♪Copy !req
676. ♪ I will take that $10Copy !req
677. ♪ pcp!Copy !req
678. ♪ here's the mellowCopy !req
679. ♪ it's on you,
so what you gonna do? ♪Copy !req
680. ♪ then I was gone, and a-gone,
a-gone, gone, a-gone ♪Copy !req
681. ♪ the high don't stop
till there's nothin' to pawn ♪Copy !req
682. ♪ then I was gone and a-gone,
a-gone, gone, a-gone ♪Copy !req
683. ♪ the high don't stop
till there's nothin' to pawn ♪Copy !req
684. ♪ sniff, snort, smokeCopy !req
685. ♪ we shoot it
till we see unicorns ♪Copy !req
686. ♪ sasquatch and wookieesCopy !req
687. ♪ suck a thang for some cookies,
no, we ain't no rookies ♪Copy !req
688. ♪ just some junkies
that need some ba— ♪Copy !req
689. ♪ say what?Copy !req
690. No, these are not for sale!Copy !req
691. These belong to the wicked bitch
of the —Copy !req
692. Oh, hi, officers!Copy !req
693. Can you believe this man was
tryin' to give me base moneyCopy !req
694. For your magical
ass-kicking shoes?Copy !req
695. The nerve!
I'm personally offended.Copy !req
696. I got a place I got to be
right now, though.Copy !req
697. Uh, bye!Copy !req
698. Ow! Ooh! Ohh!Copy !req
699. And now to oz-watts!Copy !req
700. I don't know about y'all,
but my back is touching my gut!Copy !req
701. Man, I'm hungrier than four fat
bitches trapped in a doughnut!Copy !req
702. I say we stop
and get something to eat.Copy !req
703. Absolutely not.Copy !req
704. I told you we got
to get to oz-wattsCopy !req
705. Before the wicked bitch
gets there.Copy !req
706. Come on, black dynamite.
We got to eat somethin'.Copy !req
707. You know a scarehoe can't live
on just pimpin' alone.Copy !req
708. All right, all right!Copy !req
709. But we've got to get it to-go.
You dig?Copy !req
710. The department of up
food combinationsCopy !req
711. Has found roscoe's
food emporium to be...Copy !req
712. up,Copy !req
713. Resulting in an immediate
closing of this establishment.Copy !req
714. You can't do that!Copy !req
715. My up food combinations
ain't up!Copy !req
716. Ain't that right, y'all?Copy !req
717. Well, you need to find a way
to serve good food combinations,Copy !req
718. Like meatballs and spaghetti
or hamburgers and fries.Copy !req
719. Because as long as you are
putting disgusting thingsCopy !req
720. Together like chicken
and waffles — ugh! —Copy !req
721. No one will be allowed
to eat here!Copy !req
722. Now, you wait a minute,
mr. up food inspector.Copy !req
723. Now, if a man wants to put
a piece of ox assCopy !req
724. And fiddle faddle in his mouth
at the same time,Copy !req
725. That's his business.Copy !req
726. And just who the hell
are you?Copy !req
727. To my friends,
I'm black dynamite,Copy !req
728. But to you
I'm just a hungry catCopy !req
729. That's traveling
with his friendsCopy !req
730. In an imaginary land
on his wayCopy !req
731. To find a great and powerful
badass motherCopy !req
732. But that's
beside the point.Copy !req
733. Now, unless you got a whole army
of inspectors ready to rumble,Copy !req
734. I suggest you get the
out the wayCopy !req
735. When grown folks
is hungry.Copy !req
736. ♪ roscoe's food emporiumCopy !req
737. ♪ roscoe's food emporiumCopy !req
738. ♪ just because I like
chicken titties ♪Copy !req
739. ♪ and ox ass in my stewCopy !req
740. I like ass, too.Copy !req
741. ♪ roscoe will never bring you
no up food ♪Copy !req
742. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
743. ♪ 'cause I like mixing
fiddle faddle ♪Copy !req
744. ♪ chitterlings and fondueCopy !req
745. ♪ but roscoe would never
bring you no up food ♪Copy !req
746. ♪ now, if you want to eat
with roscoe ♪Copy !req
747. ♪ you better bone up
on the rules ♪Copy !req
748. ♪ roscoe will never bring you
no up food ♪Copy !req
749. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
750. ♪ better get you some grits
and jello ♪Copy !req
751. ♪ a frog leg or twoCopy !req
752. ♪ roscoe will never bring you
no up food ♪Copy !req
753. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
754. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
755. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
756. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
757. ♪ roscoe will never bring you
no up food ♪Copy !req
758. ♪ no up foodCopy !req
759. ♪ 'cause I'll make you
some snausages ♪Copy !req
760. ♪ with eggloaf and some prunesCopy !req
761. ♪ but I will never bring you
no up food ♪Copy !req
762. ♪ I will never bring youCopy !req
763. ♪ I said,
I would never bring you ♪Copy !req
764. ♪ I would never bring you,
bring you, bring you ♪Copy !req
765. ♪ no up f-o-o-oodCopy !req
766. Yeah!Copy !req
767. Thank you so much,
black dynamite!Copy !req
768. Well, we're off to see
the great and powerfulCopy !req
769. Badass mother
magic johnson.Copy !req
770. That's it!
If magic johnsonCopy !req
771. Was to put his name
on my establishment,Copy !req
772. They wouldn't keep tryin'
to shut me down!Copy !req
773. come on, roscoe.Copy !req
774. Look, y'all!Copy !req
775. There it is!Copy !req
776. Sweet stay-cation,
here I come!Copy !req
777. I'm comin motherCopy !req
778. I'm c-c-comin'!Copy !req
779. Wait. I know that voice.
It can't be.Copy !req
780. Who the is knockin'
at my door?Copy !req
781. That frog kurtis?Copy !req
782. That's right,
motherCopy !req
783. That frog kurtis.Copy !req
784. What? Y'all thought y'all
wasn't gonna see me?Copy !req
785. That frog kurtis?Copy !req
786. Ri-ri-ri-ribbit
mothaCopy !req
787. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
788. Wait. You ain't no great
and powerful magical johnson!Copy !req
789. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
hell no!Copy !req
790. I'm the great and powerfulCopy !req
791. Magic johnson
gatekeeper/security guard/Copy !req
792. Titty juggler/foot to the ass/Copy !req
793. Your mama's baby daddy/
hung like a mothaCopy !req
794. W-w-w-what?Copy !req
795. You didn't think magic johnson
used protection? Huh?Copy !req
796. That's a good one,
that, frog kurtis.Copy !req
797. Security?
Motherme!Copy !req
798. Stop playin'
and open up this doorCopy !req
799. Before I put another hand up
your ass, you damn puppet!Copy !req
800. Haaaaaaa!Copy !req
801. You think this shit funny?
Huh?Copy !req
802. You think that — you think
that frog kurtis is a joke?Copy !req
803. You ever been smacked
across your faceCopy !req
804. By a giant,
50-foot frogCopy !req
805. He-he-hell motherCopy !req
806. He-he-hell!Copy !req
807. Marvel at it, bitch!Copy !req
808. And I'm all softCopy !req
809. Damn! I ain't into frogs,
but, uhCopy !req
810. Ribbit ribbit.Copy !req
811. What? You thought you was
gonna meet magic johnsonCopy !req
812. Without gettin' a
in your mouth?Copy !req
813. You thought wrong,
motherCopy !req
814. You thought wrong!Copy !req
815. Ha ha! Aaaaaah!Copy !req
816. Aaaaah!Copy !req
817. Let's split!Copy !req
818. Run!Copy !req
819. Aah!
Ohh!Copy !req
820. Y'all need
to get off myCopy !req
821. Suey!Copy !req
822. Aah!
You motherCopy !req
823. You done took the hem
out myCopy !req
824. Suey!
Aaaah!Copy !req
825. You motherCopy !req
826. You black,
wide-nosed, egyptian,Copy !req
827. Statue-lookin'
motherCopy !req
828. Shiny, arrogant,
air breathin' —Copy !req
829. They should've never gave you
niggas bruce leroy!Copy !req
830. Thank you, black dynamite!Copy !req
831. Damn. The wicked bitch
of the west-side.Copy !req
832. I should've known.Copy !req
833. And now
if you'll excuse us,Copy !req
834. We're gonna put oz-watts
in a chokehold!Copy !req
835. You think
maybe we should help?Copy !req
836. 'cause they are
gettin' up.Copy !req
837. Look, we came here
to get some stay-cation,Copy !req
838. Game, a pair of balls,
a franchise,Copy !req
839. And a muzzle, and that's exactly
what we're gonna do.Copy !req
840. Hey, don't forget
about myCopy !req
841. Uh, e-excuse me.Copy !req
842. Why is the great
and powerful magicCopy !req
843. Lettin' these pigs
you up with a stick?Copy !req
844. You know what?
Unh!Copy !req
845. That's a —
a real good question.Copy !req
846. 'cause he's right over there
in his magical throneCopy !req
847. Not — unh! — Doing shit!Copy !req
848. I hope y'all didn't — aah!
I hope y'all didn't — aah!Copy !req
849. I hope y'all didn't comeCopy !req
850. Expecting to get some
from him.Copy !req
851. 'cause if you did, y'all just —
y'all just —Copy !req
852. Y'all just as
as we are.Copy !req
853. Welp,
there goes my balls.Copy !req
854. Man, all my hopes went down
the drain real fast.Copy !req
855. I guess it's back to bouncin'
checks with my ass.Copy !req
856. Who the hell wants to eat
truffles with ox ass anyway?Copy !req
857. Here, cujo, just bite off
my pimp hand right now.Copy !req
858. I don't need it no more.Copy !req
859. Aaah!
You just doggy-styled my hand!Copy !req
860. There's no need in throwing away
a perfectly useless pimp handCopy !req
861. When you can
just it!Copy !req
862. Hey, I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
863. I'm just backed up a little,
all right?Copy !req
864. After all the
I been through,Copy !req
865. This mother
is gonna give me a roomCopy !req
866. At his finest hotel with all
the amenities for free!Copy !req
867. All right, magic earvin johnson,
where the hell you at?Copy !req
868. Who dares to question
the whereaboutsCopy !req
869. Of the great and powerful
magic johnson?Copy !req
870. Black dynamite, that's who!Copy !req
871. Now why you letting your people
get their asses whipped?Copy !req
872. You ain't charles barkley!Copy !req
873. I gave them movie theaters,
starbucks, and aids.Copy !req
874. That should be enough!Copy !req
875. What? Never mind.Copy !req
876. Look, all we need
are some balls,Copy !req
877. A muzzle, a or two —Copy !req
878. I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna need youCopy !req
879. To shut the upCopy !req
880. When great and powerful badass
motherhave spoken!Copy !req
881. That's my catch phrase,
suckah!Copy !req
882. Magic johnson, come outCopy !req
883. From behind that magic johnson
right now!Copy !req
884. Suey!Copy !req
885. Black dynamite:
What the —Copy !req
886. Future former l.A. Clippers
owner donald sterling?Copy !req
887. There's no way you could be
the great and powerfulCopy !req
888. Badass mother
in my imagination!Copy !req
889. Yeah, that's right —
it's me!Copy !req
890. And you want to know whyCopy !req
891. The blacks think whitey
is so great and powerful?Copy !req
892. Social engineering!Copy !req
893. We make sure that
you only see yourselvesCopy !req
894. As "12 years a slave,"
django,Copy !req
895. "the help," madea,
and "pootie tang,"Copy !req
896. Whatever the
that means.Copy !req
897. You think we're racists?Copy !req
898. We're economists!Copy !req
899. It's all about money,
black dynamite!Copy !req
900. And as long as negroes
make the least moneyCopy !req
901. And spend the most money,
we will always be on top!Copy !req
902. Those melon munchers
will never organizeCopy !req
903. To control their own economics,
land, and media.Copy !req
904. And even if they do,Copy !req
905. We will just make mexicans
the new blacks.Copy !req
906. Man this!Copy !req
907. I refuse to be treated like
a cigarello-stealin',Copy !req
908. Cigarette-sellin',
syrup-sippin' stereotype!Copy !req
909. We need to do something!Copy !req
910. We should all turn our shirts
inside out! Yeah!Copy !req
911. Or you could fight back?Copy !req
912. Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
913. Hmm. If magic johnson is notCopy !req
914. The great and powerful
motherin my dream,Copy !req
915. And it could never be
this old-ass racist honky,Copy !req
916. Then I guess there's no greatCopy !req
917. And powerful mother
at all.Copy !req
918. you, oz-watts!Copy !req
919. you, wicked bitch!Copy !req
920. And you, magic johnson!Copy !req
921. Aah—Copy !req
922. Wait. Quick — what do we know
about magic johnson,Copy !req
923. Other than he doesn't really own
all this shit in the '70s?Copy !req
924. Ooh! I got it!Copy !req
925. He's a point guard
for the lakers!Copy !req
926. Exactly.
And what is a laker?Copy !req
927. Hmm.
Hell, I don't know.Copy !req
928. Neither do I.Copy !req
929. And when you don't know
something, you...Copy !req
930. Ooh! I know!
You guess!Copy !req
931. You guessed right, honeybee!Copy !req
932. Now what is the best guess
we can come up with?Copy !req
933. Oh! Maybe it's fish!
My favorite dish!Copy !req
934. Yeah, sure, that could be it.Copy !req
935. And what is the biggest,
baddest fish we know?Copy !req
936. A carcharodon carcharias,Copy !req
937. Which is arguably one ofCopy !req
938. The world's largest
macropredatory fish,Copy !req
939. And is one of
the primary predatorsCopy !req
940. Of mother
marine animals,Copy !req
941. Also known
as the great white!Copy !req
942. And when a great white
loses his greatness,Copy !req
943. He just becomes a...Copy !req
944. A regular honky!Copy !req
945. Now, everybody,Copy !req
946. What's another word
for honky?Copy !req
947. A cracker!Copy !req
948. Now what do you getCopy !req
949. When you put fire
to a cracker?Copy !req
950. Three to five,
mandatory!Copy !req
951. A... Firecracker!Copy !req
952. That's right!Copy !req
953. And the only thing greater
and more powerfulCopy !req
954. Than a white firecracker
is a...?Copy !req
955. Dynamite!Copy !req
956. And who has the biggest,
baddest,Copy !req
957. Most magical johnson
in the world?Copy !req
958. Black—Copy !req
959. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
960. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
961. Suey!Copy !req
962. You see, everybody?
It's me!Copy !req
963. Look, I don't care who the great
and powerful motheris!Copy !req
964. I wants to get
somebody's balls.Copy !req
965. Metal bitch, all I got in this
world is my balls and my word.Copy !req
966. I can't give you my balls,
but I can give you some words.Copy !req
967. Friends!
Wicked bitch of the west-side!Copy !req
968. People of oz-watts!Copy !req
969. While magic johnsons
can provide youCopy !req
970. With all the movie-going
experiences,Copy !req
971. Lattes, and 24-hour fitnesses,Copy !req
972. He cannot protect
your asses from gettin' kicked.Copy !req
973. That is only a job
that black dynamite can do.Copy !req
974. And now I have realizedCopy !req
975. That everything my friends here
were looking for,Copy !req
976. They can only find in me.Copy !req
977. But it's not your fault that
you're all too weakCopy !req
978. To protect yourselvesCopy !req
979. While black dynamite
is on stay-cation.Copy !req
980. That's just the way you were
born. And you know what?Copy !req
981. There's no better way
for black dynamiteCopy !req
982. To relax and enjoy himselfCopy !req
983. Than kickin' ass
in the dick all day!Copy !req
984. I've got the magic ass-kicking
shoes, black dynamite!Copy !req
985. And black lives
don't mean shit,Copy !req
986. No matter how dynamite
you are!Copy !req
987. Wicked honky bitch
of the west-side,Copy !req
988. You done up now!Copy !req
989. Ch-a-a-a-a-arge!Copy !req
990. Suey!Copy !req
991. Suey!Copy !req
992. Aah! Ohh!Copy !req
993. Suey! Suey!Copy !req
994. Man!Copy !req
995. I can't breathe.Copy !req
996. No! Nooo!
Don't record me!Copy !req
997. No, no!Copy !req
998. Not an irrefutable visual record
of my illegal actions!Copy !req
999. But at least a grand jury
won't indict me!Copy !req
1000. Freedom!Copy !req
1001. I should've figured
it out sooner.Copy !req
1002. The only way to defeat a crooked
pig is to catch 'em on tape.Copy !req
1003. ♪ I say we sniff, snort, cokeCopy !req
1004. Thank you,
black dynamite!Copy !req
1005. Aaaah!Copy !req
1006. Ow!Copy !req
1007. Black dynamite,
I don't mean to make no fuss,Copy !req
1008. But are you gonna stay your ass
here with us?Copy !req
1009. Shit. Black dynamite
just needed y'allCopy !req
1010. So he could learn a lesson.Copy !req
1011. As soon as I figure out a way
to get my ass home,Copy !req
1012. Y'all mother
are on your own.Copy !req
1013. Yeah, how do we get home?Copy !req
1014. O-or better yet,
how do I get home?Copy !req
1015. Hey, hey, heyyy!Copy !req
1016. Black dynamite, you could've
gone anytime you were ready.Copy !req
1017. All you had to do
sing a song about it.Copy !req
1018. You seen "the wiz."Copy !req
1019. Wait. You mean to tell meCopy !req
1020. I went through
all thisCopy !req
1021. And learned all these goddamn
lessons for nothing?Copy !req
1022. Hey, you the mothaCopy !req
1023. That wanted to take
malcolm x boulevard. Damn!Copy !req
1024. Damn it,
fairy godfather of soul.Copy !req
1025. The only songs I know
take place away from home.Copy !req
1026. Oh, well. I guess you'll be
stayin' your ass here, then.Copy !req
1027. No, no!
I can't stay here.Copy !req
1028. My community in the real world
needs me.Copy !req
1029. Well, I-I guess I can try
to sing something.Copy !req
1030. Whorephanage.Copy !req
1031. ♪ when I think of homeCopy !req
1032. ♪i think of a place
where there's... ♪Copy !req
1033. ♪ whores overflowin'Copy !req
1034. ♪ I wish I was homeCopy !req
1035. ♪ I wish I was back thereCopy !req
1036. ♪ where there's orphans' names
I don't be knowin' ♪Copy !req
1037. ♪ where they can't shut
the up ♪Copy !req
1038. ♪ when grown folks is talkin'Copy !req
1039. ♪ where I can't do my kung fu
without interruption ♪Copy !req
1040. ♪ where I scream,
turkeys split the scene ♪Copy !req
1041. ♪ and hoes better have
my green ♪Copy !req
1042. ♪ suddenly, my world makes me
want to stay right here ♪Copy !req
1043. ♪ in this imaginary landCopy !req
1044. ♪ but if I don't go homeCopy !req
1045. ♪ then who will be the one
that will ♪Copy !req
1046. ♪ stick it to the man?Copy !req
1047. ♪ oh, if you're listening, godCopy !req
1048. ♪ this shit is hardCopy !req
1049. ♪ to know if I should leave
or live in make-believe ♪Copy !req
1050. ♪ tell me, should I run away?Copy !req
1051. ♪ should I try and stay?Copy !req
1052. ♪ or should I let these weak-ass
mothabe? ♪Copy !req
1053. ♪ livin' here
in this brand-new world ♪Copy !req
1054. ♪ might be the fantasy I needCopy !req
1055. ♪ but it taught me that I'mCopy !req
1056. ♪ the only black dynamiteCopy !req
1057. ♪ so dynamiteCopy !req
1058. Suey!Copy !req
1059. ♪ and I've learnedCopy !req
1060. ♪ no matter how much they look
inside their hearts ♪Copy !req
1061. ♪ to fi-I-I-indCopy !req
1062. ♪ everything that they needCopy !req
1063. ♪ is inside blackCopy !req
1064. ♪ dynamite-e-e-eCopy !req
1065. I-I'm home.Copy !req
1066. Hey!
It worked!Copy !req
1067. Ha!
James brown?Copy !req
1068. What the are you doing
in my reality?Copy !req
1069. Oh! Thank goodness,
black dynamite!Copy !req
1070. You had us worried
for a minute, there.Copy !req
1071. I was in this crazy,
blacker version of "the wiz,"Copy !req
1072. With wicked bitches, flyin'
junkies, and piglets and shit.Copy !req
1073. We see that every day
up on crenshaw.Copy !req
1074. And you were there, and you,Copy !req
1075. And you were there,
and so were you.Copy !req
1076. I'm a little confused,
I must admit.Copy !req
1077. Black dynamite,
are you smokin' that shit?Copy !req
1078. Black dynamite,
are you okay?Copy !req
1079. Let's just say I learnedCopy !req
1080. To appreciate who I am
and what I have.Copy !req
1081. And there's no place like
a ho home with orphans in it.Copy !req
1082. Okay.
I'm ready to kick some ass,Copy !req
1083. But after this,
I gots to get me someCopy !req
1084. What?Copy !req
1085. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
1086. ♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
1087. ♪ say what?Copy !req
1088. ♪ I said we sniff, snort cokeCopy !req
1089. ♪ we shoot it
till we see unicorns ♪Copy !req
1090. ♪ sasquatch, and wookieesCopy !req
1091. ♪ suck a thang for some cookies,
no, we ain't no rookies ♪Copy !req
1092. ♪ just junkies
that need some base ♪Copy !req
1093. ♪ then I was gone, and a-gone,
a-gone, gone, a-gone ♪Copy !req
1094. ♪ the high don't stop
till there's nothin' to pawn ♪Copy !req
1095. ♪ then I was gone and a-gone,
a-gone, gone, a-gone ♪Copy !req
1096. ♪ the high don't stop
till there's nothin' to pawn ♪Copy !req