Black Dynamite 2x8

1. now you know it takes more than just layin' there, goin'

2. Than just layin' there, goin' to me.

3. to me. to me.

4. To me. to me.

5. to me. you got to really sell that

6. you got to really sell that trick!

7. You got to really sell that trick! Otherwise, he might on

8. Trick! Otherwise, he might on your but he ain't

9. Otherwise, he might on your but he ain't

10. Your but he ain't y'all know! Ha ha ha!

11. y'all know! Ha ha ha! arnold, I can't believe you

12. Y'all know! Ha ha ha! arnold, I can't believe you asked euphoria to be our parent

13. arnold, I can't believe you asked euphoria to be our parent for career day.

14. Asked euphoria to be our parent for career day. well, like black dynamite

15. For career day. well, like black dynamite always says, "a ho mama's better

16. well, like black dynamite always says, "a ho mama's better than no mama."

17. Always says, "a ho mama's better than no mama." and for this

18. Than no mama." and for this demonstration, I'll need a

19. and for this demonstration, I'll need a paying volunteer.

20. Demonstration, I'll need a paying volunteer. You, sir.

21. Paying volunteer. You, sir. Always make sure you spit out

22. You, sir. Always make sure you spit out your gum first.

23. Always make sure you spit out your gum first.

24. Your gum first. okay.

25. okay. Thank you, miss euphoria.

26. okay. Thank you, miss euphoria. That — that's enough.

27. Thank you, miss euphoria. That — that's enough. Uh, officer paysinger, um, this

28. That — that's enough. Uh, officer paysinger, um, this would be a nice segue into

29. Uh, officer paysinger, um, this would be a nice segue into showing the kids how you arrest

30. Would be a nice segue into showing the kids how you arrest someone.

31. Showing the kids how you arrest someone. aw, hell, naw!

32. Someone. aw, hell, naw! What I did in the back seat of

33. aw, hell, naw! What I did in the back seat of your squad car in the school

34. What I did in the back seat of your squad car in the school parking lot should have been

35. Your squad car in the school parking lot should have been more than enough to cover

36. Parking lot should have been more than enough to cover my bail!

37. More than enough to cover my bail! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

38. ♪ he's dynamite ♪ so dynamite ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh

39. ♪ so dynamite ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh ♪ ooohhh

40. ♪ ooohhh ♪ ahhhh

41. ♪ he's dynamite ♪ dy-no, dy-no

42. ♪ dy-no, dy-no ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh

43. ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh ♪ oooohhhh ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

44. ♪ oooohhhh ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! this week...

45. kiss my ass, mother 10 bucks is a bargain, and that's the special rate I only

46. 10 bucks is a bargain, and that's the special rate I only give to the fuzz.

47. That's the special rate I only give to the fuzz. The civilian sloppy garfield is

48. Give to the fuzz. The civilian sloppy garfield is double that price!

49. The civilian sloppy garfield is double that price! euphoria, can we just go?

50. Double that price! euphoria, can we just go? not until I us up the

51. euphoria, can we just go? not until I us up the cab fare home!

52. not until I us up the cab fare home! Hey, perry mason

53. Cab fare home! Hey, perry mason there a closet around here?

54. Hey, perry mason there a closet around here? so, boys, I guess having a

55. There a closet around here? so, boys, I guess having a prostitute for a mother can

56. so, boys, I guess having a prostitute for a mother can kind of suck.

57. Prostitute for a mother can kind of suck. yeah, it kind of sucks.

58. Kind of suck. yeah, it kind of sucks. lickety splits,

59. yeah, it kind of sucks. lickety splits, annie oakleys — you name it,

60. Annie oakleys — you name it, these hos hey, I'm arnold, and this is my

61. Hey, I'm arnold, and this is my brother, willis. Who are you?

62. Brother, willis. Who are you? oh, how rude of me.

63. Who are you? oh, how rude of me. I'm, uh, mr. Philip drummond.

64. oh, how rude of me. I'm, uh, mr. Philip drummond. So, do they always bring their

65. I'm, uh, mr. Philip drummond. So, do they always bring their work home, arnold?

66. So, do they always bring their work home, arnold? yeah, if you want to call a

67. Work home, arnold? yeah, if you want to call a whorephanage a home.

68. yeah, if you want to call a whorephanage a home. whorephange, you say?

69. Whorephanage a home. whorephange, you say? Is that right?

70. whorephange, you say? Is that right? Well, that sounds just dandy!

71. Is that right? Well, that sounds just dandy! hey you want to stop

72. Well, that sounds just dandy! hey you want to stop running your damn mouth?

73. hey you want to stop running your damn mouth? You know black dynamite tell us

74. Running your damn mouth? You know black dynamite tell us to shut the up when

75. You know black dynamite tell us to shut the up when grown folks is talkin',

76. To shut the up when grown folks is talkin', especially about his business.

77. Grown folks is talkin', especially about his business. if the whores are doing their

78. Especially about his business. if the whores are doing their business in my bed, then it's my

79. if the whores are doing their business in my bed, then it's my business, too.

80. Business in my bed, then it's my business, too. don't you think it's strange

81. Business, too. don't you think it's strange this is here on career

82. don't you think it's strange this is here on career day and ain't got no child at

83. This is here on career day and ain't got no child at this school?

84. Day and ain't got no child at this school? I don't trust this

85. This school? I don't trust this you know, boys, I was

86. I don't trust this you know, boys, I was thinking I could give you all a

87. you know, boys, I was thinking I could give you all a ride home in my fancy limo and

88. Thinking I could give you all a ride home in my fancy limo and you could show me the lay of the

89. Ride home in my fancy limo and you could show me the lay of the land.

90. You could show me the lay of the land. limo? Ohh!

91. Land. limo? Ohh! I can lay you in any land you

92. limo? Ohh! I can lay you in any land you want — thailand, finland,

93. I can lay you in any land you want — thailand, finland, disneyland.

94. Want — thailand, finland, disneyland. Ha! Let's go.

95. I'm so sorry. Hold up a minute.

96. I'm so sorry. Hold up a minute. Ladies, we got company, and by

97. Hold up a minute. Ladies, we got company, and by "company," I mean a rich white

98. Ladies, we got company, and by "company," I mean a rich white trick with a telephone in his

99. "company," I mean a rich white trick with a telephone in his limo!

100. Trick with a telephone in his limo! honey bee: Good afternoon,

101. Limo! honey bee: Good afternoon, sir, and welcome to your

102. honey bee: Good afternoon, sir, and welcome to your paradise.

103. Sir, and welcome to your paradise. We got 'em in every shape, size,

104. Paradise. We got 'em in every shape, size, color, and freaky as they want

105. We got 'em in every shape, size, color, and freaky as they want to be.

106. Color, and freaky as they want to be. We clean, discreet, and we fully

107. To be. We clean, discreet, and we fully integrated.

108. We clean, discreet, and we fully integrated. This is connie lingus, and

109. Integrated. This is connie lingus, and that's —

110. This is connie lingus, and that's — oh, yes.

111. That's — oh, yes. These whores are... Lovely, but

112. oh, yes. These whores are... Lovely, but I'm more interested in a tour of

113. These whores are... Lovely, but I'm more interested in a tour of the facilities, if you don't

114. I'm more interested in a tour of the facilities, if you don't mind.

115. The facilities, if you don't mind. honey bee: Tour?

116. Mind. honey bee: Tour? This ain't universal studios!

117. honey bee: Tour? This ain't universal studios! What you think —

118. This ain't universal studios! What you think — you on an ass safari?

119. What you think — you on an ass safari? oh!

120. You on an ass safari? oh! One ass safari coming right up.

121. oh! One ass safari coming right up. hey, little orphan arnold,

122. One ass safari coming right up. hey, little orphan arnold, why don't you be my ass-safari

123. hey, little orphan arnold, why don't you be my ass-safari guide?

124. Why don't you be my ass-safari guide? uh...

125. Guide? uh... Behind the doors of this house

126. uh... Behind the doors of this house of ill repute is where all the

127. Behind the doors of this house of ill repute is where all the magic happens.

128. Of ill repute is where all the magic happens. honey bee: Wait! No, no, no!

129. Magic happens. honey bee: Wait! No, no, no! look up in the sky.

130. honey bee: Wait! No, no, no! look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane.

131. look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. Yeah, fatback...

132. It's a bird. It's a plane. Yeah, fatback... honey bee: Yeah, but you got

133. Yeah, fatback... honey bee: Yeah, but you got to pay extra for magic, though.

134. honey bee: Yeah, but you got to pay extra for magic, though. Spider webs ain't cheap.

135. To pay extra for magic, though. Spider webs ain't cheap.

136. Spider webs ain't cheap. ugh! Aah!

137. ugh! Aah! my bad, fatback taffy.

138. ugh! Aah! my bad, fatback taffy. Uh, sorry,

139. my bad, fatback taffy. Uh, sorry, councilman mccracken.

140. Uh, sorry, councilman mccracken. fatback taffy —

141. Councilman mccracken. fatback taffy — she's quite a webslinger!

142. fatback taffy — she's quite a webslinger! Ohh!

143. She's quite a webslinger! Ohh! We used to keep our toys in the

144. Ohh! We used to keep our toys in the toy box, but, uh, you can see

145. We used to keep our toys in the toy box, but, uh, you can see the whores got their own toys.

146. Toy box, but, uh, you can see the whores got their own toys. honey bee: Arnold, remember

147. The whores got their own toys. honey bee: Arnold, remember what I told you —

148. honey bee: Arnold, remember what I told you — sharing is caring.

149. What I told you — sharing is caring. and here's the perpetually

150. Sharing is caring. and here's the perpetually understocked kitchen, where

151. and here's the perpetually understocked kitchen, where there's never enough food to

152. Understocked kitchen, where there's never enough food to satisfy a little orphan's big

153. There's never enough food to satisfy a little orphan's big appetite.

154. Satisfy a little orphan's big appetite. honey bee: Well, that's

155. Appetite. honey bee: Well, that's because you ate the whole damn

156. honey bee: Well, that's because you ate the whole damn kitchen for breakfast.

157. Because you ate the whole damn kitchen for breakfast. Now all we got left is

158. Kitchen for breakfast. Now all we got left is titty milk.

159. Now all we got left is titty milk. titty milk?

160. Titty milk. titty milk? Arnold, do you like titty milk?

161. titty milk? Arnold, do you like titty milk? nah, not personally.

162. Arnold, do you like titty milk? nah, not personally. It's too warm and tastes like

163. nah, not personally. It's too warm and tastes like baby powder, and I always had

164. It's too warm and tastes like baby powder, and I always had trouble latching on.

165. Baby powder, and I always had trouble latching on. well, boys, I think I've seen

166. Trouble latching on. well, boys, I think I've seen all I need to see.

167. well, boys, I think I've seen all I need to see. I guess I'll be going now.

168. All I need to see. I guess I'll be going now. Boys, bitches, bye.

169. I guess I'll be going now. Boys, bitches, bye. honey bee: Wait, wait, wait!

170. Boys, bitches, bye. honey bee: Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no, no!

171. honey bee: Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no, no! I didn't get to tell you about

172. No, no, no, no! I didn't get to tell you about our pta special —

173. I didn't get to tell you about our pta special — tits and ass!

174. Our pta special — tits and ass! It's the number-5 combo on our

175. tits and ass! It's the number-5 combo on our menu!

176. It's the number-5 combo on our menu! black dynamite: Smells like

177. Menu! black dynamite: Smells like dirty money and honky in here.

178. black dynamite: Smells like dirty money and honky in here. honey bee: Yeah, well, there

179. Dirty money and honky in here. honey bee: Yeah, well, there was a rich honky trick here, but

180. honey bee: Yeah, well, there was a rich honky trick here, but the orphans ran him off.

181. Was a rich honky trick here, but the orphans ran him off. I love these little

182. The orphans ran him off. I love these little motherbut sometimes

183. I love these little motherbut sometimes they're bad for business,

184. Motherbut sometimes they're bad for business, black dynamite.

185. They're bad for business, black dynamite. arnold, I know there's a lot

186. Black dynamite. arnold, I know there's a lot of going on around here,

187. arnold, I know there's a lot of going on around here, but at least we got a home.

188. Of going on around here, but at least we got a home. Remember after mom and dad died?

189. But at least we got a home. Remember after mom and dad died? We didn't even have that.

190. Remember after mom and dad died? We didn't even have that. a whorehouse is not a home,

191. We didn't even have that. a whorehouse is not a home, willis, and between all the

192. a whorehouse is not a home, willis, and between all the that goes on around this

193. Willis, and between all the that goes on around this place, nobody has room for us.

194. that goes on around this place, nobody has room for us. I'm tired of living here!

195. Place, nobody has room for us. I'm tired of living here! ♪ da-da-da da-da-da-da

196. I'm tired of living here! ♪ da-da-da da-da-da-da ♪ super

197. ♪ da-da-da da-da-da-da ♪ super

198. ♪ super hey, you know a bitch too big to

199. hey, you know a bitch too big to be leapin' from the dresser.

200. Hey, you know a bitch too big to be leapin' from the dresser. You gonna start paying extra for

201. Be leapin' from the dresser. You gonna start paying extra for all this role-playing

202. You gonna start paying extra for all this role-playing hey, little orphan arnold.

203. All this role-playing hey, little orphan arnold. Hey, little orphan willis.

204. Hey, little orphan arnold. Hey, little orphan willis. Sorry I destroyed y'all's room

205. Hey, little orphan willis. Sorry I destroyed y'all's room again.

206. Sorry I destroyed y'all's room again. I reiterate —

207. Again. I reiterate — a whorehouse is not a home.

208. I reiterate — a whorehouse is not a home. [ vehicle approaches,

209. A whorehouse is not a home. [ vehicle approaches, tires screech ]

210. [ vehicle approaches, tires screech ] violation 91 — unsanitary

211. Tires screech ] violation 91 — unsanitary recreational facilities.

212. violation 91 — unsanitary recreational facilities. Violation 92 — serving

213. Recreational facilities. Violation 92 — serving titty milk warmer than room

214. Violation 92 — serving titty milk warmer than room temperature.

215. Titty milk warmer than room temperature. You have violations violating

216. Temperature. You have violations violating your violations!

217. You have violations violating your violations! And your 93rd violation, and

218. Your violations! And your 93rd violation, and most heinous, is city ordinance

219. And your 93rd violation, and most heinous, is city ordinance code 227, which stipulates that

220. Most heinous, is city ordinance code 227, which stipulates that a whorehouse and an orphanage

221. Code 227, which stipulates that a whorehouse and an orphanage cannot exist in the same

222. A whorehouse and an orphanage cannot exist in the same dwelling — all tight, all close

223. Cannot exist in the same dwelling — all tight, all close up and near together.

224. Dwelling — all tight, all close up and near together. Of course, I could be persuaded

225. Up and near together. Of course, I could be persuaded to overlook some of these

226. Of course, I could be persuaded to overlook some of these violations if you'd be willing

227. To overlook some of these violations if you'd be willing to — oh, I don't know — bend

228. Violations if you'd be willing to — oh, I don't know — bend me over the couch and me

229. To — oh, I don't know — bend me over the couch and me in the ass.

230. Me over the couch and me in the ass. cream corn: Aah!

231. In the ass. cream corn: Aah! First of all, hell.

232. cream corn: Aah! First of all, hell. Second of all, nah.

233. First of all, hell. Second of all, nah. Third of all, hell nah!

234. Second of all, nah. Third of all, hell nah! suit yourself.

235. Third of all, hell nah! suit yourself. cream corn: Oh, no!

236. suit yourself. cream corn: Oh, no! It says we got to shut down,

237. cream corn: Oh, no! It says we got to shut down, as of now?

238. It says we got to shut down, as of now? that's right, hot buns!

239. As of now? that's right, hot buns! Either shut down the whorehouse

240. that's right, hot buns! Either shut down the whorehouse and toss these hos on the street

241. Either shut down the whorehouse and toss these hos on the street or lose the orphans.

242. And toss these hos on the street or lose the orphans. You got to pick one or the

243. Or lose the orphans. You got to pick one or the other.

244. You got to pick one or the other. black dynamite: Now,

245. Other. black dynamite: Now, you wait a minute,

246. black dynamite: Now, you wait a minute, child protective services bitch!

247. You wait a minute, child protective services bitch! Now, nobody separates

248. Child protective services bitch! Now, nobody separates black dynamite's whores from his

249. Now, nobody separates black dynamite's whores from his orphans.

250. Black dynamite's whores from his orphans. Can you dig it?

251. Orphans. Can you dig it? oh, yeah?

252. Can you dig it? oh, yeah? And what you gonna do about it,

253. oh, yeah? And what you gonna do about it, black dynamite?

254. And what you gonna do about it, black dynamite? You gonna hit an old lady?

255. Black dynamite? You gonna hit an old lady? black dynamite: Suey!

256. You gonna hit an old lady? black dynamite: Suey! hold on, black dynamite.

257. black dynamite: Suey! hold on, black dynamite. Before you up that

258. hold on, black dynamite. Before you up that child protective service bitch,

259. Before you up that child protective service bitch, I think I may be of some help.

260. Child protective service bitch, I think I may be of some help. honey bee: It's the rich

261. I think I may be of some help. honey bee: It's the rich white trick that smells like

262. honey bee: It's the rich white trick that smells like money and honky!

263. White trick that smells like money and honky! being a wealthy white man,

264. Money and honky! being a wealthy white man, you see, I have many wealthy

265. being a wealthy white man, you see, I have many wealthy white friends that are all

266. You see, I have many wealthy white friends that are all willing and waiting to adopt

267. White friends that are all willing and waiting to adopt every single orphan you have

268. Willing and waiting to adopt every single orphan you have right now, on the spot.

269. Every single orphan you have right now, on the spot. black dynamite: What you

270. Right now, on the spot. black dynamite: What you talkin' 'bout, mr. Drummond?

271. black dynamite: What you talkin' 'bout, mr. Drummond? I mean, that is what this

272. Talkin' 'bout, mr. Drummond? I mean, that is what this place is for, right?

273. I mean, that is what this place is for, right? I assume you do want to find

274. Place is for, right? I assume you do want to find a nice, safe home for

275. I assume you do want to find a nice, safe home for these orphans.

276. A nice, safe home for these orphans. black dynamite: Hell, no!

277. These orphans. black dynamite: Hell, no! I mean, yes.

278. black dynamite: Hell, no! I mean, yes. I mean, why the would a

279. I mean, yes. I mean, why the would a bunch of wealthy honkies want to

280. I mean, why the would a bunch of wealthy honkies want to adopt a whorehouseful

281. Bunch of wealthy honkies want to adopt a whorehouseful of orphans?

282. Adopt a whorehouseful of orphans? I'm just doing what any

283. Of orphans? I'm just doing what any benevolent white

284. I'm just doing what any benevolent white multimillionaire would do for

285. Benevolent white multimillionaire would do for ghetto chaps living in a house

286. Multimillionaire would do for ghetto chaps living in a house of, uh, ill repute.

287. Ghetto chaps living in a house of, uh, ill repute. you hear that?

288. Of, uh, ill repute. you hear that? We're getting adopted!

289. you hear that? We're getting adopted! This is our big break, willis!

290. We're getting adopted! This is our big break, willis! calm down and stop

291. This is our big break, willis! calm down and stop acting all gay.

292. calm down and stop acting all gay. Somethin' ain't right about this

293. Acting all gay. Somethin' ain't right about this mr. Drummond.

294. Somethin' ain't right about this mr. Drummond. His strokes just seem different.

295. Mr. Drummond. His strokes just seem different.

296. His strokes just seem different. I'm ready! Where's the car?

297. I'm ready! Where's the car? as you and I both know,

298. I'm ready! Where's the car? as you and I both know, black dynamite, these orphans

299. as you and I both know, black dynamite, these orphans are hungry for a better life.

300. Black dynamite, these orphans are hungry for a better life. black dynamite: No dice,

301. Are hungry for a better life. black dynamite: No dice, father flanagan.

302. black dynamite: No dice, father flanagan. These orphans ain't going

303. Father flanagan. These orphans ain't going nowhere.

304. These orphans ain't going nowhere. I'm afraid you have no

305. Nowhere. I'm afraid you have no choice, mr. Dynamite!

306. I'm afraid you have no choice, mr. Dynamite! Man, these orpheens

307. Choice, mr. Dynamite! Man, these orpheens are 'bout to go from

308. Man, these orpheens are 'bout to go from black dynamite's dirty ho house

309. Are 'bout to go from black dynamite's dirty ho house of to livin' in a

310. Black dynamite's dirty ho house of to livin' in a mansion with daddy warbucks!

311. Of to livin' in a mansion with daddy warbucks! cream corn: I mean, it's been

312. Mansion with daddy warbucks! cream corn: I mean, it's been so long since one of our orphans

313. cream corn: I mean, it's been so long since one of our orphans has been adopted.

314. So long since one of our orphans has been adopted. Has one of our orphans ever

315. Has been adopted. Has one of our orphans ever been adopted?

316. Has one of our orphans ever been adopted? black dynamite: It's just

317. Been adopted? black dynamite: It's just hard for black dynamite not to

318. black dynamite: It's just hard for black dynamite not to think about himself, especially

319. Hard for black dynamite not to think about himself, especially when he's the only one doin'

320. Think about himself, especially when he's the only one doin' the thinkin'.

321. When he's the only one doin' the thinkin'. Child services bitch, I'm sorry

322. The thinkin'. Child services bitch, I'm sorry that the love I have for these

323. Child services bitch, I'm sorry that the love I have for these orphans almost made me kick a

324. That the love I have for these orphans almost made me kick a hole through your throat, but

325. Orphans almost made me kick a hole through your throat, but first I'ma need to approve where

326. Hole through your throat, but first I'ma need to approve where these missionary honkies are

327. First I'ma need to approve where these missionary honkies are taking them.

328. These missionary honkies are taking them. I simply cannot fathom a more

329. Taking them. I simply cannot fathom a more loving and positive environment

330. I simply cannot fathom a more loving and positive environment than this.

331. Loving and positive environment than this. I mean, really — how much

332. Than this. I mean, really — how much better could this place be?

333. I mean, really — how much better could this place be? [ "diff'rent strokes" theme

334. Better could this place be? [ "diff'rent strokes" theme music plays ]

335. [ "diff'rent strokes" theme music plays ] oh, man!

336. Music plays ] oh, man!

337. oh, man!

338. Wow!

339. Wow! cream corn: Wow!

340. cream corn: Wow! Mr. Drummond is like a real-life

341. cream corn: Wow! Mr. Drummond is like a real-life daddy warbucks, with way more

342. Mr. Drummond is like a real-life daddy warbucks, with way more bucks!

343. Daddy warbucks, with way more bucks! black dynamite: Hmph.

344. Bucks! black dynamite: Hmph. He ain't got shit on

345. black dynamite: Hmph. He ain't got shit on willy wonka.

346. He ain't got shit on willy wonka. cream corn: Hey! Pony time!

347. Willy wonka. cream corn: Hey! Pony time! Giddyup! Oh, ho, ho!

348. cream corn: Hey! Pony time! Giddyup! Oh, ho, ho! look, willis — ponies!

349. Giddyup! Oh, ho, ho! look, willis — ponies! aw, man.

350. look, willis — ponies! aw, man. It's just a ass with a saddle,

351. aw, man. It's just a ass with a saddle, and an ass don't make a home

352. It's just a ass with a saddle, and an ass don't make a home either, arnold!

353. And an ass don't make a home either, arnold! cream corn: Shit!

354. Either, arnold! cream corn: Shit! The hell it don't.

355. cream corn: Shit! The hell it don't. I ain't never going back to the

356. The hell it don't. I ain't never going back to the whorephanage!

357. I ain't never going back to the whorephanage!

358. Whorephanage! uh, mr. Drummond, what's

359. uh, mr. Drummond, what's wrong with this bed?

360. uh, mr. Drummond, what's wrong with this bed? There's no rusty springs

361. Wrong with this bed? There's no rusty springs stickin' out of it?

362. There's no rusty springs stickin' out of it? no need for a tetanus shot

363. Stickin' out of it? no need for a tetanus shot before bedtime here, arnold.

364. no need for a tetanus shot before bedtime here, arnold. look! The sheets don't have

365. Before bedtime here, arnold. look! The sheets don't have spots and

366. look! The sheets don't have spots and ain't no on the spread!

367. spots and ain't no on the spread! shh! Listen, everybody!

368. Ain't no on the spread! shh! Listen, everybody! You can't hear not one

369. shh! Listen, everybody! You can't hear not one we can finally sleep at night!

370. You can't hear not one we can finally sleep at night! that's right, kids —

371. We can finally sleep at night! that's right, kids — no sounds of whores here.

372. that's right, kids — no sounds of whores here.

373. No sounds of whores here. anyone feeling hungry?

374. Anyone feeling hungry? black dynamite: Still ain't

375. black dynamite: Still ain't got shit on the chocolate

376. black dynamite: Still ain't got shit on the chocolate factory.

377. Got shit on the chocolate factory. Goodbye, my beloved orphans.

378. Factory. Goodbye, my beloved orphans. May your little lives be

379. Goodbye, my beloved orphans. May your little lives be wonderful from this day forward.

380. May your little lives be wonderful from this day forward. My fondest memories

381. Wonderful from this day forward. My fondest memories will always remain —

382. My fondest memories will always remain —

383. Will always remain — here, willis.

384. here, willis. You better get some of this

385. Here, willis. You better get some of this sock-it-to me cake.

386. You better get some of this sock-it-to me cake. I'd rather eat sugar smacks

387. Sock-it-to me cake. I'd rather eat sugar smacks and milk.

388. I'd rather eat sugar smacks and milk. honey bee: Bye-bye, babies.

389. And milk. honey bee: Bye-bye, babies. I'm gonna miss each and every

390. honey bee: Bye-bye, babies. I'm gonna miss each and every one of you like my own

391. I'm gonna miss each and every one of you like my own childrens!

392. One of you like my own childrens! Ohhh!

393. Childrens! Ohhh! Man, I don't know

394. Ohhh! Man, I don't know if these orphans could turn

395. Man, I don't know if these orphans could turn their backs on us any faster,

396. If these orphans could turn their backs on us any faster, but one thing's for certain —

397. Their backs on us any faster, but one thing's for certain — they sure are some selfish

398. But one thing's for certain — they sure are some selfish little bastards!

399. They sure are some selfish little bastards! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

400. Little bastards! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! cream corn: Wow!

401. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! cream corn: Wow! Talk about riding in class!

402. cream corn: Wow! Talk about riding in class! They got a limo to take us back

403. Talk about riding in class! They got a limo to take us back to the whorephanage!

404. They got a limo to take us back to the whorephanage!

405. To the whorephanage! black dynamite: You know, I-I

406. black dynamite: You know, I-I think I'm gonna walk home.

407. black dynamite: You know, I-I think I'm gonna walk home. honey bee: Are you sure,

408. Think I'm gonna walk home. honey bee: Are you sure, black dynamite?

409. honey bee: Are you sure, black dynamite? But it's 70 miles.

410. Black dynamite? But it's 70 miles. black dynamite: Yeah.

411. But it's 70 miles. black dynamite: Yeah. Riding in this limo is just

412. black dynamite: Yeah. Riding in this limo is just gonna remind black dynamite of

413. Riding in this limo is just gonna remind black dynamite of the time he rode in this limo to

414. Gonna remind black dynamite of the time he rode in this limo to drop his orphans off for good.

415. The time he rode in this limo to drop his orphans off for good. honey bee: Have a nice walk!

416. Drop his orphans off for good. honey bee: Have a nice walk! cream corn: Catch you later,

417. honey bee: Have a nice walk! cream corn: Catch you later, black dynamite!

418. cream corn: Catch you later, black dynamite! honey bee: They got

419. Black dynamite! honey bee: They got a bidet in here.

420. honey bee: They got a bidet in here.

421. black dynamite: No, these didn't. But somethin' tells me these

422. didn't. But somethin' tells me these did.

423. But somethin' tells me these did. cream corn: Hey,

424. did. cream corn: Hey, black dynamite!

425. cream corn: Hey, black dynamite! You like the orphans' going-away

426. Black dynamite! You like the orphans' going-away party?

427. You like the orphans' going-away party? black dynamite: You're

428. Party? black dynamite: You're supposed to have a going-away

429. black dynamite: You're supposed to have a going-away party before they go away!

430. Supposed to have a going-away party before they go away! And why the is

431. Party before they go away! And why the is black dynamite the only one

432. And why the is black dynamite the only one that's sad that they're gone?

433. Black dynamite the only one that's sad that they're gone? honey bee: No, no,

434. That's sad that they're gone? honey bee: No, no, black dynamite!

435. honey bee: No, no, black dynamite! We're sad that they're

436. Black dynamite! We're sad that they're gone, too!

437. We're sad that they're gone, too! But we are happy the

438. Gone, too! But we are happy the motherain't here!

439. But we are happy the motherain't here! We needed a break!

440. Motherain't here! We needed a break! cream corn: Yeah!

441. We needed a break! cream corn: Yeah! We got a limited time before we

442. cream corn: Yeah! We got a limited time before we get some new orphans, so we

443. We got a limited time before we get some new orphans, so we might as well cut loose now!

444. Get some new orphans, so we might as well cut loose now! black dynamite: Damn it,

445. Might as well cut loose now! black dynamite: Damn it, cream corn!

446. black dynamite: Damn it, cream corn! They took our license!

447. Cream corn! They took our license! We can't get any more!

448. They took our license! We can't get any more! Black dynamite,

449. We can't get any more! Black dynamite, it's been so long since I could

450. Black dynamite, it's been so long since I could do my thang and let my

451. It's been so long since I could do my thang and let my motherthang

452. Do my thang and let my motherthang swing-a-lang!

453. Motherthang swing-a-lang! Ha ha ha ha!

454. Swing-a-lang! Ha ha ha ha! black dynamite: Suey!

455. Ha ha ha ha! black dynamite: Suey! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

456. arnold. Arnold. Arnold, wake up! Man, look at you.

457. Arnold, wake up! Man, look at you. Your greedy ass fell asleep in

458. Man, look at you. Your greedy ass fell asleep in the jello.

459. Your greedy ass fell asleep in the jello. you could have died.

460. The jello. you could have died. then why'd you wake me up,

461. you could have died. then why'd you wake me up, willis?

462. then why'd you wake me up, willis? That's a great way to go.

463. Willis? That's a great way to go. Ooh! It's got to be time for

464. That's a great way to go. Ooh! It's got to be time for breakfast.

465. Ooh! It's got to be time for breakfast. all right.

466. Breakfast. all right. Now, which one of these doors is

467. all right. Now, which one of these doors is the kitchen?

468. Now, which one of these doors is the kitchen? uh, hello!

469. The kitchen? uh, hello! Does anybody got some —

470. uh, hello! Does anybody got some —

471. ah! There you are, mr. Drummond! When we gonna eat again?

472. Ah! There you are, mr. Drummond! When we gonna eat again? It's been so long, my hunger

473. When we gonna eat again? It's been so long, my hunger pains got hunger pains.

474. It's been so long, my hunger pains got hunger pains. well, boys, sometimes

475. Pains got hunger pains. well, boys, sometimes appetites can be pretty painful.

476. well, boys, sometimes appetites can be pretty painful. But not to worry — your

477. Appetites can be pretty painful. But not to worry — your appetites are going to get you

478. But not to worry — your appetites are going to get you everything you ever wanted.

479. Appetites are going to get you everything you ever wanted. what you talkin' 'bout,

480. Everything you ever wanted. what you talkin' 'bout, mr. Drummond?

481. what you talkin' 'bout, mr. Drummond?

482. Mr. Drummond? huh?

483. huh?

484. huh? now, we've had cockfights,

485. now, we've had cockfights, dogfights, and every kind of

486. now, we've had cockfights, dogfights, and every kind of thrill that bored rich white

487. Dogfights, and every kind of thrill that bored rich white people could think of.

488. Thrill that bored rich white people could think of. And now, just when you thought

489. People could think of. And now, just when you thought there were no thrills left, we

490. And now, just when you thought there were no thrills left, we put orphan against orphan in a

491. There were no thrills left, we put orphan against orphan in a struggle to the death for

492. Put orphan against orphan in a struggle to the death for sustenance!

493. Struggle to the death for sustenance! I bring you hunger pang games!

494. Sustenance! I bring you hunger pang games!

495. I bring you hunger pang games! you kids have tasted the good

496. you kids have tasted the good life.

497. You kids have tasted the good life. Now, if you want to eat at all,

498. Life. Now, if you want to eat at all, you'll have to fight for your

499. Now, if you want to eat at all, you'll have to fight for your lives, because there can be only

500. You'll have to fight for your lives, because there can be only one survivor!

501. Lives, because there can be only one survivor! what the...?

502. One survivor! what the...? kill and you live and eat in

503. what the...? kill and you live and eat in luxury.

504. kill and you live and eat in luxury. Lose and, well, you die.

505. Luxury. Lose and, well, you die.

506. Lose and, well, you die. man, that movie was some

507. man, that movie was some bull can we watch "willie dynamite"?

508. Bull can we watch "willie dynamite"? oh, this is no movie,

509. Can we watch "willie dynamite"? oh, this is no movie, little orphan terrio.

510. oh, this is no movie, little orphan terrio. This is your new life — I mean,

511. Little orphan terrio. This is your new life — I mean, if you know how to kill.

512. This is your new life — I mean, if you know how to kill. oh, I know how to kill 'em.

513. If you know how to kill. oh, I know how to kill 'em. ooh. Ooh. Kill him.

514. oh, I know how to kill 'em. ooh. Ooh. Kill him. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Kill him.

515. ooh. Ooh. Kill him. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Kill him. Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Hah!

516. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Kill him. Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Hah!

517. Ooh! Ooh! Ahh! Hah!

518. ooh! Killed him!

519. black dynamite: Man, maybe black dynamite should try spending some time with a few of

520. Black dynamite should try spending some time with a few of these kids that do have parents

521. Spending some time with a few of these kids that do have parents to temporarily fill the void in

522. These kids that do have parents to temporarily fill the void in his heart.

523. To temporarily fill the void in his heart. ♪ who can make a whorehouse

524. His heart. ♪ who can make a whorehouse black dynamite: Hey, kids!

525. ♪ who can make a whorehouse black dynamite: Hey, kids! I got some candy!

526. black dynamite: Hey, kids! I got some candy! Can I play with you?

527. I got some candy! Can I play with you?

528. Can I play with you?

529. ♪ put 'em both together, make

530. ♪ put 'em both together, make a whorephanage for you? ♪

531. ♪ put 'em both together, make a whorephanage for you? ♪ ♪ black dynamite

532. A whorephanage for you? ♪ ♪ black dynamite ♪ black dynamite

533. ♪ black dynamite ♪ black dynamite ♪ oh, black dynamite can

534. ♪ black dynamite ♪ oh, black dynamite can ♪ black dynamite can

535. ♪ oh, black dynamite can ♪ black dynamite can black dynamite: Suey!

536. ♪ black dynamite can black dynamite: Suey! excuse me, mr. Man!

537. black dynamite: Suey! excuse me, mr. Man! get out of there!

538. excuse me, mr. Man! get out of there! You're a grown man!

539. get out of there! You're a grown man! whack! Whack!

540. You're a grown man! whack! Whack! black dynamite: Suey, suey!

541. whack! Whack! black dynamite: Suey, suey!

542. black dynamite: Suey, suey! ♪ who can throw a boomerang

543. ♪ who can throw a boomerang ♪ who can throw a boomerang

544. ♪ who can throw a boomerang ♪ who can throw a boomerang is that the same man?

545. ♪ who can throw a boomerang is that the same man? Guys, get over here!

546. is that the same man? Guys, get over here! Get over here before I smack

547. Guys, get over here! Get over here before I smack you!

548. Get over here before I smack you! black dynamite: Suey!

549. You! black dynamite: Suey! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

550. black dynamite: Suey! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! black dynamite: And that's

551. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! black dynamite: And that's why I don't with

552. black dynamite: And that's why I don't with parented kids!

553. Why I don't with parented kids! when you successfully kill, a

554. Parented kids! when you successfully kill, a cannon will sound and you will

555. when you successfully kill, a cannon will sound and you will come back here to eat your

556. Cannon will sound and you will come back here to eat your reward meal.

557. Come back here to eat your reward meal. wow!

558. Reward meal. wow! then the last child left is

559. wow! then the last child left is the victor, and that child will

560. then the last child left is the victor, and that child will live and eat forever in luxury!

561. The victor, and that child will live and eat forever in luxury! to hell with that!

562. Live and eat forever in luxury! to hell with that! We'd rather eat sugar smacks and

563. to hell with that! We'd rather eat sugar smacks and milk than kill our

564. We'd rather eat sugar smacks and milk than kill our fellow orphans!

565. milk than kill our fellow orphans! Right, arnold?

566. Fellow orphans! Right, arnold? uh...

567. Right, arnold? uh... arnold?

568. uh... arnold? uh...

569. arnold? uh... Uh...

570. uh... Uh... Huh?

571. Uh... Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

572. Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just like you said —

573. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just like you said — we ain't doin' that.

574. Just like you said — we ain't doin' that. Ooh.

575. We ain't doin' that. Ooh. Is that a sock-it-to-me cake?

576. Ooh. Is that a sock-it-to-me cake? arnold, snap out of it!

577. Is that a sock-it-to-me cake? arnold, snap out of it! willis, if we win the

578. arnold, snap out of it! willis, if we win the hunger pang games, we can live

579. willis, if we win the hunger pang games, we can live the lavish life I always wanted.

580. Hunger pang games, we can live the lavish life I always wanted. I mean, we haven't known the

581. The lavish life I always wanted. I mean, we haven't known the other orphans that long, so you

582. I mean, we haven't known the other orphans that long, so you can't be too attached.

583. Other orphans that long, so you can't be too attached. arnold, your hunger pangs

584. Can't be too attached. arnold, your hunger pangs have drove your little ass

585. arnold, your hunger pangs have drove your little ass insane!

586. Have drove your little ass insane! let the hunger pang games

587. Insane! let the hunger pang games begin!

588. let the hunger pang games begin!

589. Begin!

590. what the...? Man, I'm so hungry.

591. what the...? Man, I'm so hungry. I don't know what came over me!

592. Man, I'm so hungry. I don't know what came over me!

593. I don't know what came over me! little orphan arnold, stop

594. little orphan arnold, stop acting like a little bitch and

595. little orphan arnold, stop acting like a little bitch and grab them mother

596. Acting like a little bitch and grab them mother 40 ounces and sock it to 'em so

597. Grab them mother 40 ounces and sock it to 'em so we can eat some sock-it-to-me!

598. 40 ounces and sock it to 'em so we can eat some sock-it-to-me! sock-it-to-me cake?

599. We can eat some sock-it-to-me! sock-it-to-me cake? Little orphan arnold loves

600. sock-it-to-me cake? Little orphan arnold loves sock-it-to-me cake!

601. Little orphan arnold loves sock-it-to-me cake! man, arnold.

602. Sock-it-to-me cake! man, arnold. Dudley went crazy and almost

603. man, arnold. Dudley went crazy and almost killed me down there!

604. Dudley went crazy and almost killed me down there! I'm sorry, willis, but it's

605. Killed me down there! I'm sorry, willis, but it's time to say goodbye.

606. I'm sorry, willis, but it's time to say goodbye. what you talkin' 'bout,

607. Time to say goodbye. what you talkin' 'bout, arnold?

608. what you talkin' 'bout, arnold? kill his ass,

609. Arnold? kill his ass, little orphan arnold!

610. kill his ass, little orphan arnold! This motherjust don't

611. Little orphan arnold! This motherjust don't want you to eat!

612. This motherjust don't want you to eat! snap out of it!

613. Want you to eat! snap out of it! It's me — your brother, willis!

614. snap out of it! It's me — your brother, willis! to be honest, I don't even

615. It's me — your brother, willis! to be honest, I don't even think he's your real brother!

616. to be honest, I don't even think he's your real brother! I don't want to hurt you,

617. Think he's your real brother! I don't want to hurt you, arnold.

618. I don't want to hurt you, arnold. Now stop!

619. Arnold. Now stop!

620. Now stop! aaaah!

621. black dynamite: Okay, y'all. We need to come up with a new business model that's gonna

622. We need to come up with a new business model that's gonna replace the "phanage" in

623. Business model that's gonna replace the "phanage" in "whorephanage."

624. Replace the "phanage" in "whorephanage." any ideas?

625. "whorephanage." any ideas? cream corn: Ooh, I know!

626. Any ideas? cream corn: Ooh, I know! black dynamite: What you got?

627. cream corn: Ooh, I know! black dynamite: What you got? cream corn: How 'bout a

628. black dynamite: What you got? cream corn: How 'bout a whorespital?

629. cream corn: How 'bout a whorespital? It's a whorehouse and a hospital

630. Whorespital? It's a whorehouse and a hospital in one!

631. dr. Dynamite! Dr. Dynamite! Uh, frank the john here somehow got a gerbil stuck up his ass,

632. Uh, frank the john here somehow got a gerbil stuck up his ass, and you are the physician on

633. Got a gerbil stuck up his ass, and you are the physician on duty, right?

634. And you are the physician on duty, right? black dynamite: Oh, hell, no.

635. Duty, right? black dynamite: Oh, hell, no. We ain't doin' that.

636. black dynamite: Oh, hell, no. We ain't doin' that. Oh. Now here's an

637. We ain't doin' that. Oh. Now here's an idea I love, but I can't court

638. Oh. Now here's an idea I love, but I can't court in marriage.

639. Idea I love, but I can't court in marriage. We can put us some hos on

640. In marriage. We can put us some hos on horseback, and we can call it

641. We can put us some hos on horseback, and we can call it whores 'n carriage!

642. Horseback, and we can call it whores 'n carriage! yeah. Ohh. Ohh.

643. Whores 'n carriage! yeah. Ohh. Ohh. Yeah, ride that.

644. yeah. Ohh. Ohh. Yeah, ride that. Yeah, daddy. Giddyup.

645. Yeah, ride that. Yeah, daddy. Giddyup. Faster! Fas—

646. Yeah, daddy. Giddyup. Faster! Fas— oh, no, no, no, no, no!

647. Faster! Fas— oh, no, no, no, no, no! Not you! Wait, horses, wait!

648. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Not you! Wait, horses, wait! black dynamite: Hmm.

649. Not you! Wait, horses, wait! black dynamite: Hmm. honey bee: I got it!

650. black dynamite: Hmm. honey bee: I got it!

651. honey bee: I got it! [ indistinct conversations,

652. [ indistinct conversations, laughter ] ♪ hey

653. Laughter ] ♪ hey ♪ now, we may not get to turn

654. ♪ hey ♪ now, we may not get to turn tricks ♪

655. ♪ now, we may not get to turn tricks ♪ but let me say it's better than

656. Tricks ♪ but let me say it's better than suckin' a... ♪

657. But let me say it's better than suckin' a... ♪ black dynamite: I don't know.

658. Suckin' a... ♪ black dynamite: I don't know. It just ain't the same.

659. black dynamite: I don't know. It just ain't the same. Without the orphans, this

660. It just ain't the same. Without the orphans, this whorephange, no matter what we

661. Without the orphans, this whorephange, no matter what we call it, is just some brick and

662. Whorephange, no matter what we call it, is just some brick and mortar with a whole lot of

663. Call it, is just some brick and mortar with a whole lot of hoing going down.

664. Mortar with a whole lot of hoing going down. Maybe if black dynamite was more

665. Hoing going down. Maybe if black dynamite was more like mr. Drummond, none of this

666. Maybe if black dynamite was more like mr. Drummond, none of this would be happening.

667. Like mr. Drummond, none of this would be happening. cream corn: Yeah, you should

668. Would be happening. cream corn: Yeah, you should be a little bit more like

669. cream corn: Yeah, you should be a little bit more like mr. Drummond.

670. Be a little bit more like mr. Drummond. honey bee: No, it's my fault,

671. Mr. Drummond. honey bee: No, it's my fault, black dynamite.

672. honey bee: No, it's my fault, black dynamite. They were way too old to be

673. Black dynamite. They were way too old to be drinkin' titty milk.

674. They were way too old to be drinkin' titty milk. I ain't gonna lie!

675. Drinkin' titty milk. I ain't gonna lie! It sure felt good to let my nuts

676. I ain't gonna lie! It sure felt good to let my nuts hang, but I'd give every hangin'

677. It sure felt good to let my nuts hang, but I'd give every hangin' nut sac back to see those

678. Hang, but I'd give every hangin' nut sac back to see those orpheens again!

679. Nut sac back to see those orpheens again!

680. Orpheens again! black dynamite.

681. black dynamite. black dynamite:

682. Black dynamite. black dynamite: no!

683. black dynamite: no! Little orphan, uh...

684. No! Little orphan, uh... dudley.

685. Little orphan, uh... dudley. black dynamite: Yeah,

686. dudley. black dynamite: Yeah, little orphan dudley.

687. black dynamite: Yeah, little orphan dudley. What has happened to you, and

688. Little orphan dudley. What has happened to you, and why are you not at

689. What has happened to you, and why are you not at mr. Drummond's, living in the

690. Why are you not at mr. Drummond's, living in the lap of luxury?

691. Mr. Drummond's, living in the lap of luxury?

692. Lap of luxury? hun... Gry.

693. hun... Gry. black dynamite: How can you

694. Hun... Gry. black dynamite: How can you be hungry — you, whose every

695. black dynamite: How can you be hungry — you, whose every appetite should be satisfied?

696. Be hungry — you, whose every appetite should be satisfied? mr. Drummond and his honky

697. Appetite should be satisfied? mr. Drummond and his honky friends make us fight each

698. mr. Drummond and his honky friends make us fight each other for scrimps!

699. Friends make us fight each other for scrimps! black dynamite: ♪ du-du-dun

700. Other for scrimps! black dynamite: ♪ du-du-dun not for scrimps! I knew it!

701. black dynamite: ♪ du-du-dun not for scrimps! I knew it! I'm gonna make these jive

702. Not for scrimps! I knew it! I'm gonna make these jive suckers pay for this if it's the

703. I'm gonna make these jive suckers pay for this if it's the last thing I do!

704. Suckers pay for this if it's the last thing I do! honey bee: But,

705. Last thing I do! honey bee: But, black dynamite, that

706. honey bee: But, black dynamite, that skyscraper's at least 50 floors

707. Black dynamite, that skyscraper's at least 50 floors of rich white honky tricks.

708. Skyscraper's at least 50 floors of rich white honky tricks. How are our black asses gonna

709. Of rich white honky tricks. How are our black asses gonna get in there undetected?

710. How are our black asses gonna get in there undetected?

711. Get in there undetected? black dynamite, is there

712. black dynamite, is there crustaceans in heaven?

713. Black dynamite, is there crustaceans in heaven? black dynamite: Of course

714. Crustaceans in heaven? black dynamite: Of course not, and what kind of stupid

715. black dynamite: Of course not, and what kind of stupid question is that to

716. Not, and what kind of stupid question is that to waste your last breath on?

717. question is that to waste your last breath on? I'm dead.

718. Waste your last breath on? I'm dead. black dynamite:

719. I'm dead. black dynamite: noooooooooo!

720. black dynamite: noooooooooo! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

721. Noooooooooo! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

722. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! hmm.

723. hmm. Mmm.

724. huh? Ugh! Uh...

725. Uh... I can't do it!

726. I can't do it! I won't kill my baby brother

727. I can't do it! I won't kill my baby brother over a piece of cake!

728. I won't kill my baby brother over a piece of cake!

729. Over a piece of cake!

730. aha.

731. aha.

732. so, this is it, huh?

733. so, this is it, huh? Huh?

734. so, this is it, huh? Huh? This is all my life is worth,

735. Huh? This is all my life is worth, arnold — a sock-it-to-me cake?

736. This is all my life is worth, arnold — a sock-it-to-me cake? Well, then, sock it to me,

737. Arnold — a sock-it-to-me cake? Well, then, sock it to me, arnold!

738. Well, then, sock it to me, arnold! I hope you're hungry!

739. Arnold! I hope you're hungry! it's not just the cake.

740. I hope you're hungry! it's not just the cake. It's for the salmon, fried

741. it's not just the cake. It's for the salmon, fried chicken, mashed potatoes,

742. It's for the salmon, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, chitterlings, and the ribs that

743. Chicken, mashed potatoes, chitterlings, and the ribs that come right off the bone!

744. Chitterlings, and the ribs that come right off the bone! don't be a little bitch,

745. Come right off the bone! don't be a little bitch, little orphan arnold!

746. don't be a little bitch, little orphan arnold! Finish him and feast like a

747. Little orphan arnold! Finish him and feast like a king!

748. Finish him and feast like a king! that man just called you a

749. King! that man just called you a bitch.

750. that man just called you a bitch. Don't be no pussy,

751. Bitch. Don't be no pussy, little orphan arnold!

752. Don't be no pussy, little orphan arnold! Kill him!

753. Little orphan arnold! Kill him! Did you see them mother

754. Kill him! Did you see them mother mustard greens?

755. Did you see them mother mustard greens? Whoo!

756. Mustard greens? Whoo! honey bee: Black dynamite,

757. Whoo! honey bee: Black dynamite, are you sure this is gonna work?

758. honey bee: Black dynamite, are you sure this is gonna work? black dynamite: Hmph.

759. Are you sure this is gonna work? black dynamite: Hmph. Is a pig's still pork?

760. black dynamite: Hmph. Is a pig's still pork? Just follow my lead.

761. Is a pig's still pork? Just follow my lead. oh, good evening, my fellow

762. Just follow my lead. oh, good evening, my fellow rich honky comrades.

763. oh, good evening, my fellow rich honky comrades. Are you here to watch the

764. Rich honky comrades. Are you here to watch the innocent kidnapped negro

765. Are you here to watch the innocent kidnapped negro children slaughter each other

766. Innocent kidnapped negro children slaughter each other for food, which is really a

767. Children slaughter each other for food, which is really a commentary on the plight of the

768. For food, which is really a commentary on the plight of the urban negro at large?

769. Commentary on the plight of the urban negro at large? black dynamite: Uh, yeah.

770. Urban negro at large? black dynamite: Uh, yeah. Abso-positively

771. black dynamite: Uh, yeah. Abso-positively correcta-mundo

772. Abso-positively correcta-mundo supercalifragili—

773. Correcta-mundo supercalifragili— oh it!

774. Supercalifragili— oh it! Suey! Hyah! Hyah!

775. black dynamite: Suey! damn!

776. black dynamite: Suey! damn! Black motherdynamite!

777. damn! Black motherdynamite! black dynamite: Mr. Drummond,

778. Black motherdynamite! black dynamite: Mr. Drummond, I may not feed these orphans

779. black dynamite: Mr. Drummond, I may not feed these orphans lobster, shrimp, or even tuna

780. I may not feed these orphans lobster, shrimp, or even tuna fish, which is way too expensive

781. Lobster, shrimp, or even tuna fish, which is way too expensive at $1 a can, but what we do feed

782. Fish, which is way too expensive at $1 a can, but what we do feed them is love and a little bit of

783. At $1 a can, but what we do feed them is love and a little bit of titty milk.

784. Them is love and a little bit of titty milk. And no matter how hungry they

785. Titty milk. And no matter how hungry they get, we would never make them

786. And no matter how hungry they get, we would never make them kill each over that titty milk,

787. Get, we would never make them kill each over that titty milk, because when you have love —

788. Kill each over that titty milk, because when you have love — uh, hello?

789. Because when you have love — uh, hello? I'm sorry.

790. uh, hello? I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt your

791. I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt your heartfelt milk speech,

792. I don't mean to interrupt your heartfelt milk speech, but arnold's about to shoot a

793. Heartfelt milk speech, but arnold's about to shoot a missile in my ass over some

794. But arnold's about to shoot a missile in my ass over some mustard greens!

795. Missile in my ass over some mustard greens! black dynamite: Oh.

796. Mustard greens! black dynamite: Oh. Uh, well, a house is not a home,

797. black dynamite: Oh. Uh, well, a house is not a home, and a whorephanage is something

798. Uh, well, a house is not a home, and a whorephanage is something like a house, or a whorehouse is

799. And a whorephanage is something like a house, or a whorehouse is not a — god damn it!

800. Like a house, or a whorehouse is not a — god damn it! I had it before I came over

801. Not a — god damn it! I had it before I came over here.

802. I had it before I came over here. Aw it!

803. Here. Aw it! Suey!

804. Aw it! Suey!

805. Don't take another step, black dynamite, or little orphan willis here will

806. Black dynamite, or little orphan willis here will be going to a place where they

807. Little orphan willis here will be going to a place where they won't have crustaceans.

808. Be going to a place where they won't have crustaceans. So, if I were you, I'd —

809. Won't have crustaceans. So, if I were you, I'd — aaaah!

810. So, if I were you, I'd — aaaah! Little orphan arnold, you ain't

811. Aaaah! Little orphan arnold, you ain't shit.

812. Little orphan arnold, you ain't shit. ooh, kill him.

813. Shit. ooh, kill him.

814. ooh, kill him. wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

815. wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h! dudley?

816. dudley? What the hell?

817. dudley? What the hell? we thought you was dead.

818. What the hell? we thought you was dead. black dynamite: Yeah.

819. we thought you was dead. black dynamite: Yeah. I just watched you waste your

820. black dynamite: Yeah. I just watched you waste your last breath on a stupid

821. I just watched you waste your last breath on a stupid question.

822. Last breath on a stupid question. man, turns out I was just in

823. question. man, turns out I was just in a sugar coma from all the

824. man, turns out I was just in a sugar coma from all the sock-it-to-me cake.

825. A sugar coma from all the sock-it-to-me cake. But the hos gave me some

826. Sock-it-to-me cake. But the hos gave me some milk.

827. But the hos gave me some milk. Now I'm back to my old self.

828. Now I'm back to my old self. hey, willis.

829. hey, willis. I'm sorry that I temporarily

830. hey, willis. I'm sorry that I temporarily lost my natural black mind.

831. I'm sorry that I temporarily lost my natural black mind. You know I wouldn't have killed

832. Lost my natural black mind. You know I wouldn't have killed you over no sock-it-to-me cake.

833. You know I wouldn't have killed you over no sock-it-to-me cake. But if it was two sock-it-to-me

834. You over no sock-it-to-me cake. But if it was two sock-it-to-me cakes, I would have killed your

835. But if it was two sock-it-to-me cakes, I would have killed your ass!

836. Cakes, I would have killed your ass!

837. Ass! I ain't lying!

838. I ain't lying! yeah. Sure, you weren't.

839. I ain't lying! yeah. Sure, you weren't. But what I do know is I'm ready

840. yeah. Sure, you weren't. But what I do know is I'm ready to get a doggy bag and get up

841. But what I do know is I'm ready to get a doggy bag and get up out of here!

842. To get a doggy bag and get up out of here! cream corn: Ha!

843. Out of here! cream corn: Ha! You ain't got to tell me!

844. cream corn: Ha! You ain't got to tell me! I'm already on it.

845. You ain't got to tell me! I'm already on it. black dynamite: Let's go

846. I'm already on it. black dynamite: Let's go home, y'all.

847. black dynamite: Let's go home, y'all. honey bee: Uh, y'all know

848. Home, y'all. honey bee: Uh, y'all know that child protective services

849. honey bee: Uh, y'all know that child protective services bitch ain't gonna let us bring

850. That child protective services bitch ain't gonna let us bring the orphans back without getting

851. Bitch ain't gonna let us bring the orphans back without getting in the ass.

852. The orphans back without getting in the ass.

853. in the ass. black dynamite: All right,

854. black dynamite: All right, y'all.

855. black dynamite: All right, y'all. After this last wash, we're

856. Y'all. After this last wash, we're shutting down the whorewash.

857. After this last wash, we're shutting down the whorewash. cream corn: What last wash,

858. Shutting down the whorewash. cream corn: What last wash, black dynamite?

859. cream corn: What last wash, black dynamite? And why am I the only one

860. Black dynamite? And why am I the only one wearing this t-shirt?

861. And why am I the only one wearing this t-shirt?

862. Wearing this t-shirt? I'll have the deluxe package —

863. I'll have the deluxe package — ha ha! — Ooh, with the

864. I'll have the deluxe package — ha ha! — Ooh, with the undercarriage spray.

865. Ha ha! — Ooh, with the undercarriage spray. Drip, drip, drip.

866. Undercarriage spray. Drip, drip, drip. black dynamite: Cream corn,

867. Drip, drip, drip. black dynamite: Cream corn, you got to take one for the

868. black dynamite: Cream corn, you got to take one for the team, or two or three —

869. You got to take one for the team, or two or three — whatever's on special.

870. Team, or two or three — whatever's on special. cream corn: What?

871. Whatever's on special. cream corn: What? Oh, god!

872. cream corn: What? Oh, god! Oh, god!

873. Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't ask me about my specials.

874. Oh, god! Don't ask me about my specials. Don't ask me about my specials!

875. Don't ask me about my specials. Don't ask me about my specials! I ain't got no specials, girl!

876. Don't ask me about my specials! I ain't got no specials, girl! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

877. I ain't got no specials, girl! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite

878. ♪ this is how we paid our bills ♪ ♪ we clean your car with them

879. Bills ♪ ♪ we clean your car with them good titties on the windshield ♪

880. ♪ we clean your car with them good titties on the windshield ♪ ♪ jerkin' at the

881. Good titties on the windshield ♪ ♪ jerkin' at the ♪ whorewash

882. ♪ jerkin' at the ♪ whorewash ♪ jerkin' at the

883. ♪ whorewash ♪ jerkin' at the ♪ whorewash, yeah

884. ♪ jerkin' at the ♪ whorewash, yeah ♪ come on and sing it

885. ♪ whorewash, yeah ♪ come on and sing it with me ♪

886. ♪ come on and sing it with me ♪ ♪ whorewash

887. With me ♪ ♪ whorewash ♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh