Black Dynamite 2x7

1. hey, hey, hey! welcome to

2. welcome to "the james brown show," starring

3. Welcome to "the james brown show," starring me — james brown!

4. "the james brown show," starring me — james brown!

5. Me — james brown! watch the "james brown" dancers

6. watch the "james brown" dancers do the james brown to the

7. Watch the "james brown" dancers do the james brown to the james brown music.

8. Do the james brown to the james brown music. And as we take a pause for the

9. James brown music. And as we take a pause for the cause, get ready and listen and

10. And as we take a pause for the cause, get ready and listen and get down to new james brown hit,

11. Cause, get ready and listen and get down to new james brown hit, called "booty sweat," from the

12. Get down to new james brown hit, called "booty sweat," from the booty sweat of my own brow!

13. Called "booty sweat," from the booty sweat of my own brow! That's right — the

14. Booty sweat of my own brow! That's right — the hardest-working man in show

15. That's right — the hardest-working man in show business, mr. James brown

16. Hardest-working man in show business, mr. James brown himself!

17. Business, mr. James brown himself! Ha ha ha ha!

18. Himself! Ha ha ha ha! Hey!

19. Ha ha ha ha! Hey!

20. Hey! In the hair dryer.

21. In the hair dryer. He-he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y!

22. In the hair dryer. He-he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y! Dick clark from

23. He-he-e-e-e-e-e-e-y! Dick clark from "american bandstand"?

24. Dick clark from "american bandstand"? Ahhh!

25. "american bandstand"? Ahhh! word on the street is you

26. Ahhh! word on the street is you were ready to get on up and do

27. word on the street is you were ready to get on up and do your own thing, so I thought I'd

28. Were ready to get on up and do your own thing, so I thought I'd pay my respects.

29. Your own thing, so I thought I'd pay my respects. no, no, no, no, no!

30. Pay my respects. no, no, no, no, no! You ain't — you ain't got to

31. no, no, no, no, no! You ain't — you ain't got to pay me nothin'!

32. You ain't — you ain't got to pay me nothin'! Your "american bandstand" took

33. Pay me nothin'! Your "american bandstand" took me from the chitlin' circuit and

34. Your "american bandstand" took me from the chitlin' circuit and gave me national exposure.

35. Me from the chitlin' circuit and gave me national exposure. I don't know what the

36. Gave me national exposure. I don't know what the "children's circus" or "vaginal

37. I don't know what the "children's circus" or "vaginal enclosures" have to do with

38. "children's circus" or "vaginal enclosures" have to do with anything, but my

39. Enclosures" have to do with anything, but my "american bandstand" took you

40. Anything, but my "american bandstand" took you from the chitlin' circuit and

41. "american bandstand" took you from the chitlin' circuit and gave you national exposure.

42. From the chitlin' circuit and gave you national exposure. Now you want to muscle in on my

43. Gave you national exposure. Now you want to muscle in on my territory?

44. Now you want to muscle in on my territory? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

45. Territory? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Hot comb! Makes me hot!

46. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Hot comb! Makes me hot! I'm dick clark!

47. Hot comb! Makes me hot! I'm dick clark! I run "american bandstand"!

48. I'm dick clark! I run "american bandstand"! At one time, I controlled

49. I run "american bandstand"! At one time, I controlled everything!

50. At one time, I controlled everything! Then came rhythm.

51. Everything! Then came rhythm. Then came blues.

52. Then came rhythm. Then came blues. Then came "so-o-o-o-o-ul train."

53. Then came blues. Then came "so-o-o-o-o-ul train." but don cornelius isn't

54. Then came "so-o-o-o-o-ul train." but don cornelius isn't reasonable.

55. But don cornelius isn't reasonable. He doesn't pay respects.

56. Reasonable. He doesn't pay respects. Now my bread and my ratings are

57. He doesn't pay respects. Now my bread and my ratings are down and dropping, so I need to

58. Now my bread and my ratings are down and dropping, so I need to take over ni— black music.

59. Down and dropping, so I need to take over ni— black music. good god! Not black music!

60. Take over ni— black music. good god! Not black music! cher.

61. good god! Not black music! cher. ♪ I said please, please

62. cher. ♪ I said please, please owwww!

63. ♪ I said please, please owwww! ♪ please

64. Owwww! ♪ please no, not now, man!

65. ♪ please no, not now, man! Please, mr. Clark, make me an

66. No, not now, man! Please, mr. Clark, make me an offer that I can't refuse!

67. Please, mr. Clark, make me an offer that I can't refuse! I don't know what you just

68. Offer that I can't refuse! I don't know what you just said, but I'm gonna make you an

69. I don't know what you just said, but I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

70. Said, but I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. You go and tell that

71. Offer you can't refuse. You go and tell that don cornelius either he stops

72. You go and tell that don cornelius either he stops that soul train or I'm gonna run

73. Don cornelius either he stops that soul train or I'm gonna run it off the tracks.

74. That soul train or I'm gonna run it off the tracks. get it?

75. It off the tracks. get it? "run it off the tracks"?

76. "run it off the tracks"? cause it's a train —

77. cause it's a train — a soul train?

78. Cause it's a train — a soul train? yeah!

79. A soul train? yeah! that wasn't a joke, james.

80. yeah! that wasn't a joke, james. "so-o-o-o-o-ul train's" days are

81. that wasn't a joke, james. "so-o-o-o-o-ul train's" days are done.

82. "so-o-o-o-o-ul train's" days are done. Dick clark's

83. Done. Dick clark's "american bandstand" will take

84. Dick clark's "american bandstand" will take over black music forever!

85. "american bandstand" will take over black music forever!

86. Over black music forever! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

87. ♪ he's dynamite ♪ so dynamite ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh

88. ♪ so dynamite ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh ♪ ooohhh

89. ♪ ooohhh ♪ ahhhh

90. ♪ he's dynamite ♪ dy-no, dy-no

91. ♪ dy-no, dy-no ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh

92. ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh ♪ oooohhhh ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

93. ♪ oooohhhh ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! this week...

94. cream corn: Unh! Ah! Git it, git it, git it!

95. cream corn: Unh! Ah! Git it, git it, git it! Unh! Ah! Right on!

96. Git it, git it, git it! Unh! Ah! Right on!

97. Unh! Ah! Right on! black dynamite: Cream corn,

98. black dynamite: Cream corn, what is fred berry and the

99. black dynamite: Cream corn, what is fred berry and the "soul train" gang doing in my

100. What is fred berry and the "soul train" gang doing in my living room, and why are they

101. "soul train" gang doing in my living room, and why are they dancing where my living room is?

102. Living room, and why are they dancing where my living room is? cream corn: Unh! Ha!

103. Dancing where my living room is? cream corn: Unh! Ha! They helping me practice so I

104. cream corn: Unh! Ha! They helping me practice so I can become a

105. They helping me practice so I can become a "soul train" dancer.

106. Can become a "soul train" dancer. I been wantin' to be a

107. "soul train" dancer. I been wantin' to be a "soul train" dancer all my life!

108. I been wantin' to be a "soul train" dancer all my life! Only the best make it on

109. "soul train" dancer all my life! Only the best make it on that show.

110. Only the best make it on that show. black dynamite: Look, that is

111. That show. black dynamite: Look, that is not a good idea, cream corn.

112. black dynamite: Look, that is not a good idea, cream corn. Besides, no self-respecting man

113. Besides, no self-respecting man would be caught dead in an outfit like that.

114. Would be caught dead in an outfit like that. cream corn: Good thing I

115. Outfit like that. cream corn: Good thing I ain't got no self-respect!

116. cream corn: Good thing I ain't got no self-respect! black dynamite: You look like

117. Ain't got no self-respect! black dynamite: You look like a damn lawn jockey.

118. black dynamite: You look like a damn lawn jockey. Now, I got work to do.

119. A damn lawn jockey. Now, I got work to do. Either you tell them, "scram,

120. Now, I got work to do. Either you tell them, "scram, split, shake the scene, you

121. Either you tell them, "scram, split, shake the scene, you turkeys, get out of my house,"

122. Split, shake the scene, you turkeys, get out of my house," or I'ma do it!

123. Turkeys, get out of my house," or I'ma do it! cream corn: Man!

124. Or I'ma do it! cream corn: Man! I'll see y'all tonight.

125. cream corn: Man! I'll see y'all tonight. get me a sandwich, raj!

126. I'll see y'all tonight. get me a sandwich, raj! cream corn: Is this really

127. get me a sandwich, raj! cream corn: Is this really all about me lookin' like a lawn

128. cream corn: Is this really all about me lookin' like a lawn jockey, black dynamite?

129. All about me lookin' like a lawn jockey, black dynamite? 'cause you know I've worn worse

130. Jockey, black dynamite? 'cause you know I've worn worse shit than this.

131. 'cause you know I've worn worse shit than this. black dynamite: Yes.

132. Shit than this. black dynamite: Yes. Well, that and the "soul train"

133. black dynamite: Yes. Well, that and the "soul train" klan ain't nothing to

134. Well, that and the "soul train" klan ain't nothing to with!

135. Klan ain't nothing to with! You have no idea what kind of

136. with! You have no idea what kind of commitment you're making.

137. You have no idea what kind of commitment you're making. cream corn: Sure, I do.

138. Commitment you're making. cream corn: Sure, I do. That's why I'm practicing!

139. cream corn: Sure, I do. That's why I'm practicing! black dynamite: Don cornelius

140. That's why I'm practicing! black dynamite: Don cornelius and "soul train" is much more

141. black dynamite: Don cornelius and "soul train" is much more than it seems, and, believe me,

142. And "soul train" is much more than it seems, and, believe me, you don't want to end up on the

143. Than it seems, and, believe me, you don't want to end up on the wrong side of the tracks.

144. You don't want to end up on the wrong side of the tracks. Get it?

145. Wrong side of the tracks. Get it? Wrong side of the tracks 'cause

146. Get it? Wrong side of the tracks 'cause I-it's a train and —

147. Wrong side of the tracks 'cause I-it's a train and — uh, never mind.

148. I-it's a train and — uh, never mind. cream corn: Yeah, I get it.

149. Uh, never mind. cream corn: Yeah, I get it. You just don't get me.

150. cream corn: Yeah, I get it. You just don't get me. ♪ hey, hey, hey

151. You just don't get me. ♪ hey, hey, hey all right.

152. ♪ hey, hey, hey all right. That's the legendary

153. all right. That's the legendary gladys knight & the pips here

154. That's the legendary gladys knight & the pips here on dick clark's

155. Gladys knight & the pips here on dick clark's "american bandstand"!

156. On dick clark's "american bandstand"! This ain't "soul train," and I

157. "american bandstand"! This ain't "soul train," and I ain't don cornelius, 'cause

158. This ain't "soul train," and I ain't don cornelius, 'cause you'd never get this much soul

159. Ain't don cornelius, 'cause you'd never get this much soul on "so-o-o-o-o—"

160. You'd never get this much soul on "so-o-o-o-o—" so, dick clark, it's a music

161. On "so-o-o-o-o—" so, dick clark, it's a music war you want.

162. so, dick clark, it's a music war you want. excuse me, sir.

163. War you want. excuse me, sir. James brown is here to see you.

164. excuse me, sir. James brown is here to see you. mr. Don cornelius...

165. James brown is here to see you. mr. Don cornelius...

166. mr. Don cornelius... he thinks he can disrespect

167. he thinks he can disrespect me?

168. he thinks he can disrespect me? He thinks that

169. Me? He thinks that "american bandstand" can muscle

170. He thinks that "american bandstand" can muscle in on my territory?

171. "american bandstand" can muscle in on my territory? If you were under my protection,

172. In on my territory? If you were under my protection, you wouldn't have to worry...

173. If you were under my protection, you wouldn't have to worry...

174. You wouldn't have to worry... About anybody taking your

175. About anybody taking your show.

176. About anybody taking your show. well, who is your protection?

177. Show. well, who is your protection? these are don's cornholes,

178. well, who is your protection? these are don's cornholes, and trust me — dick don't want

179. these are don's cornholes, and trust me — dick don't want to with my cornholes.

180. And trust me — dick don't want to with my cornholes. help me, don cornelius!

181. To with my cornholes. help me, don cornelius! You my only hope!

182. help me, don cornelius! You my only hope! are you a friend to me?

183. You my only hope! are you a friend to me? How many times have you been on

184. are you a friend to me? How many times have you been on my "soul train"?

185. How many times have you been on my "soul train"? none, godfather don!

186. My "soul train"? none, godfather don! chicken!

187. none, godfather don! chicken! listen. Someday —

188. chicken! listen. Someday — and that day may never come —

189. listen. Someday — and that day may never come — I will call upon you to do a

190. And that day may never come — I will call upon you to do a service for me.

191. I will call upon you to do a service for me. I will expect you to deliver.

192. Service for me. I will expect you to deliver. anything for you,

193. I will expect you to deliver. anything for you, don cornelius!

194. anything for you, don cornelius! kiss the pinky.

195. Don cornelius! kiss the pinky. Mmm.

196. kiss the pinky. Mmm. Mm-mm-mmm.

197. Mmm. Mm-mm-mmm. Take your show to atlanta.

198. Mm-mm-mmm. Take your show to atlanta. You'll be safe there.

199. Take your show to atlanta. You'll be safe there. I'll handle this little

200. You'll be safe there. I'll handle this little dick... Clark and his homogenous

201. I'll handle this little dick... Clark and his homogenous hooligans.

202. Dick... Clark and his homogenous hooligans. owww! I feel good! Ha ha!

203. Hooligans. owww! I feel good! Ha ha! dick won't feel good when I

204. owww! I feel good! Ha ha! dick won't feel good when I run a train up dick's —

205. dick won't feel good when I run a train up dick's — a don corn-hole-lius soul train

206. Run a train up dick's — a don corn-hole-lius soul train up his ass, nonstop express.

207. A don corn-hole-lius soul train up his ass, nonstop express. Get it?

208. Up his ass, nonstop express. Get it? 'cause it's a train — a big

209. Get it? 'cause it's a train — a big black so-o-o-o-o-ul train!

210. 'cause it's a train — a big black so-o-o-o-o-ul train! honey bee: B.D., even though

211. Black so-o-o-o-o-ul train! honey bee: B.D., even though cream corn is dumb as hell, he

212. honey bee: B.D., even though cream corn is dumb as hell, he does have a point.

213. Cream corn is dumb as hell, he does have a point. black dynamite: Not you,

214. Does have a point. black dynamite: Not you, too, bee.

215. black dynamite: Not you, too, bee. You know cream corn is way out

216. Too, bee. You know cream corn is way out of line talking to me like he's

217. You know cream corn is way out of line talking to me like he's grown.

218. Of line talking to me like he's grown. Now you got a

219. Grown. Now you got a secret you ain't telling us

220. Now you got a secret you ain't telling us about don cornelius, uh...

221. Secret you ain't telling us about don cornelius, uh... And the truth will be —

222. About don cornelius, uh... And the truth will be — the truth will be... The —

223. And the truth will be — the truth will be... The — and the truth will be the magic

224. The truth will be... The — and the truth will be the magic wand for healing us!

225. And the truth will be the magic wand for healing us! Whew!

226. Wand for healing us! Whew! black dynamite: Okay.

227. Whew! black dynamite: Okay. I can tell you the truth, but I

228. black dynamite: Okay. I can tell you the truth, but I cannot promise you what the

229. I can tell you the truth, but I cannot promise you what the truth will tell.

230. Cannot promise you what the truth will tell. I worked for cornelius when he

231. Truth will tell. I worked for cornelius when he was small-time, still just

232. I worked for cornelius when he was small-time, still just running a radio station in

233. Was small-time, still just running a radio station in chicago.

234. Running a radio station in chicago. Had to bust some heads, but I

235. Chicago. Had to bust some heads, but I got it.

236. Had to bust some heads, but I got it. all right, y'all.

237. Got it. all right, y'all. Exclusive here.

238. all right, y'all. Exclusive here. We got a new cut for you.

239. Exclusive here. We got a new cut for you. black dynamite: And since

240. We got a new cut for you. black dynamite: And since there could only be one

241. black dynamite: And since there could only be one number-one radio station...

242. There could only be one number-one radio station... and that was today's latest

243. Number-one radio station... and that was today's latest song by — aaaaaaaah!

244. and that was today's latest song by — aaaaaaaah! black dynamite: Suey!

245. Song by — aaaaaaaah! black dynamite: Suey! aaaaaah!

246. black dynamite: Suey! aaaaaah! and now the latest hit from

247. aaaaaah! and now the latest hit from aretha — whoa, whoa!

248. and now the latest hit from aretha — whoa, whoa! Who are you?

249. Aretha — whoa, whoa! Who are you? black dynamite: Suey!

250. Who are you? black dynamite: Suey! aaaaaaaah!

251. black dynamite: Suey! aaaaaaaah! black dynamite: It got to the

252. aaaaaaaah! black dynamite: It got to the point that talent acts started

253. black dynamite: It got to the point that talent acts started coming to him for help.

254. Point that talent acts started coming to him for help. But as tough as he was, he

255. Coming to him for help. But as tough as he was, he always took care of his people.

256. But as tough as he was, he always took care of his people. free fried...

257. Always took care of his people. free fried...

258. free fried... Chicken for everybody!

259. Chicken for everybody! black dynamite: Once he owned

260. Chicken for everybody! black dynamite: Once he owned the radio game, there was only

261. black dynamite: Once he owned the radio game, there was only one place left to go.

262. The radio game, there was only one place left to go.

263. One place left to go. here we are at the inaugural

264. here we are at the inaugural broadcast on the new

265. here we are at the inaugural broadcast on the new "so-o-o-o-o-ul train," the

266. Broadcast on the new "so-o-o-o-o-ul train," the hippest trip in america!

267. "so-o-o-o-o-ul train," the hippest trip in america! black dynamite: And with

268. Hippest trip in america! black dynamite: And with newfound success came newfound

269. black dynamite: And with newfound success came newfound enemies.

270. Newfound success came newfound enemies. yeah. Great success, don.

271. Enemies. yeah. Great success, don. But, you know, nobody around

272. yeah. Great success, don. But, you know, nobody around here runs music without cutting

273. But, you know, nobody around here runs music without cutting us in on the action.

274. Here runs music without cutting us in on the action. Capisce?

275. Us in on the action. Capisce? I understand.

276. Capisce? I understand. yeah.

277. I understand. yeah. black dynamite: Suey!

278. yeah. black dynamite: Suey! Shah! Suey!

279. black dynamite: Suey! Shah! Suey! you know, gentlemen, you

280. Shah! Suey! you know, gentlemen, you can't stop the train, and I

281. you know, gentlemen, you can't stop the train, and I dedicate these three records to

282. Can't stop the train, and I dedicate these three records to you.

283. Dedicate these three records to you. black dynamite: Suey! Hah!

284. You. black dynamite: Suey! Hah! He grew more and more powerful,

285. black dynamite: Suey! Hah! He grew more and more powerful, and I saw that power corrupts

286. He grew more and more powerful, and I saw that power corrupts even those with the people's

287. And I saw that power corrupts even those with the people's good at heart.

288. Even those with the people's good at heart. aah! Aaah!

289. Good at heart. aah! Aaah! black dynamite: All that

290. aah! Aaah! black dynamite: All that dancer wanted was out, but

291. black dynamite: All that dancer wanted was out, but cornelius couldn't stand the

292. Dancer wanted was out, but cornelius couldn't stand the thought of anyone leaving.

293. Cornelius couldn't stand the thought of anyone leaving. And black dynamite couldn't

294. Thought of anyone leaving. And black dynamite couldn't stand the thought of any

295. And black dynamite couldn't stand the thought of any mothertellin' him what

296. Stand the thought of any mothertellin' him what he can and cannot do, so I had

297. Mothertellin' him what he can and cannot do, so I had to split.

298. He can and cannot do, so I had to split.

299. To split. black dynamite: Ah, suey!

300. black dynamite: Ah, suey! Who knows?

301. black dynamite: Ah, suey! Who knows? If don had somebody like me to

302. Who knows? If don had somebody like me to whup my ass, I might not have

303. If don had somebody like me to whup my ass, I might not have made it out alive, either.

304. Whup my ass, I might not have made it out alive, either. After I laid waste to the

305. Made it out alive, either. After I laid waste to the "soul train" dancers, don and I

306. After I laid waste to the "soul train" dancers, don and I went our separate ways.

307. "soul train" dancers, don and I went our separate ways. it's all been a stone gas,

308. Went our separate ways. it's all been a stone gas, black dynamite.

309. it's all been a stone gas, black dynamite. As always, in parting, I wish

310. Black dynamite. As always, in parting, I wish you love, peace, and

311. As always, in parting, I wish you love, peace, and so-o-o-o-o-ul!

312. You love, peace, and so-o-o-o-o-ul! black dynamite: When you work

313. So-o-o-o-o-ul! black dynamite: When you work for the don, you're a don worker

314. black dynamite: When you work for the don, you're a don worker for life.

315. For the don, you're a don worker for life. Even the dancers had to put in

316. For life. Even the dancers had to put in work, and by "work," I mean

317. Even the dancers had to put in work, and by "work," I mean "killing."

318. Work, and by "work," I mean "killing." honey bee: Black dynamite,

319. "killing." honey bee: Black dynamite, we can't let cream corn become

320. honey bee: Black dynamite, we can't let cream corn become a killer!

321. We can't let cream corn become a killer! He'll get killed!

322. A killer! He'll get killed! black dynamite: Bullhorn,

323. He'll get killed! black dynamite: Bullhorn, honey bee, I guess it's time

324. black dynamite: Bullhorn, honey bee, I guess it's time for us to catch a train.

325. Honey bee, I guess it's time for us to catch a train. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

326. ♪ all these stupid bitches hey, mr. Wonder, it's donny

327. ♪ all these stupid bitches hey, mr. Wonder, it's donny and marie!

328. hey, mr. Wonder, it's donny and marie! We're here to take you to

329. And marie! We're here to take you to "american bandstand" because

330. We're here to take you to "american bandstand" because you're blind!

331. "american bandstand" because you're blind! I can see you mother

332. You're blind! I can see you mother I'm comin'.

333. I can see you mother I'm comin'.

334. That's funny. when did donny and marie start

335. when did donny and marie start wearing afro sheen?

336. When did donny and marie start wearing afro sheen? what?

337. Wearing afro sheen? what? What do you mean stevie wonder's

338. what? What do you mean stevie wonder's a no-show?

339. What do you mean stevie wonder's a no-show? "american bandstand" will not

340. A no-show? "american bandstand" will not survive without top ni—

341. "american bandstand" will not survive without top ni— black acts like that!

342. Survive without top ni— black acts like that! How far can he go?

343. Black acts like that! How far can he go? He's as blind as ray charles!

344. How far can he go? He's as blind as ray charles! this just came in from

345. He's as blind as ray charles! this just came in from don cornelius.

346. this just came in from don cornelius.

347. Don cornelius. aw naw.

348. aw naw. Is it a dead fish?

349. aw naw. Is it a dead fish? Are they sleeping with the

350. Is it a dead fish? Are they sleeping with the fishes?

351. Are they sleeping with the fishes? no. Donny and marie.

352. Fishes? no. Donny and marie. They're being gang-raped by four

353. no. Donny and marie. They're being gang-raped by four n— four n— four negroes.

354. They're being gang-raped by four n— four n— four negroes. aw, naw!

355. N— four n— four negroes. aw, naw! Okay, wait.

356. aw, naw! Okay, wait. I get the sausage, I get the

357. Okay, wait. I get the sausage, I get the white bread, but the toothpaste?

358. I get the sausage, I get the white bread, but the toothpaste?

359. White bread, but the toothpaste?

360. no need to look any further,

361. no need to look any further, 'cause we got what you're

362. no need to look any further, 'cause we got what you're looking for right here.

363. 'cause we got what you're looking for right here. Give a warm "soul train" gang

364. Looking for right here. Give a warm "soul train" gang welcome to mr. Stevie...

365. Give a warm "soul train" gang welcome to mr. Stevie...

366. Welcome to mr. Stevie... Wonder!

367. Wonder! ♪ all these stupid bitches

368. ♪ all these stupid bitches ♪ cryin' on my balls

369. ♪ all these stupid bitches ♪ cryin' on my balls ugh!

370. ♪ cryin' on my balls ugh!

371. ugh! black dynamite: Cream corn, I

372. black dynamite: Cream corn, I got to tell you something about

373. black dynamite: Cream corn, I got to tell you something about "soul train."

374. Got to tell you something about "soul train." cream corn: Not now,

375. "soul train." cream corn: Not now, black dynamite.

376. cream corn: Not now, black dynamite. you are

377. Black dynamite. you are up my robot.

378. you are up my robot. black dynamite: You look like

379. Up my robot. black dynamite: You look like a puppet on a string.

380. black dynamite: You look like a puppet on a string. cream corn:

381. A puppet on a string. cream corn: what the hell do you have

382. cream corn: what the hell do you have against dancing, huh?

383. What the hell do you have against dancing, huh? Not enough bloodshed?

384. Against dancing, huh? Not enough bloodshed? black dynamite: Well, that's

385. Not enough bloodshed? black dynamite: Well, that's one reason, but the main thing

386. black dynamite: Well, that's one reason, but the main thing is you ain't dancin'.

387. One reason, but the main thing is you ain't dancin'. The shit you're doing is

388. Is you ain't dancin'. The shit you're doing is monkey-shinin'.

389. The shit you're doing is monkey-shinin'. See? See? See?

390. Monkey-shinin'. See? See? See? You see how you're smiling when

391. See? See? See? You see how you're smiling when you do that shit?

392. You see how you're smiling when you do that shit? cream corn: Yeah, because

393. You do that shit? cream corn: Yeah, because it's fun!

394. cream corn: Yeah, because it's fun! black dynamite: See?

395. It's fun! black dynamite: See? Right there!

396. black dynamite: See? Right there! Dancing should not be fun!

397. Right there! Dancing should not be fun! Real dancing requires an anger,

398. Dancing should not be fun! Real dancing requires an anger, a real pissed-off dignity.

399. Real dancing requires an anger, a real pissed-off dignity. cream corn: Didn't I tell you

400. A real pissed-off dignity. cream corn: Didn't I tell you I ain't have no dignity?

401. cream corn: Didn't I tell you I ain't have no dignity? And who dances when they're mad?

402. I ain't have no dignity? And who dances when they're mad? black dynamite: All right,

403. And who dances when they're mad? black dynamite: All right, tango — pissed off.

404. black dynamite: All right, tango — pissed off. Ballet — pissed off.

405. Tango — pissed off. Ballet — pissed off. Salsa — pissed off.

406. Ballet — pissed off. Salsa — pissed off. African — so pissed off, they

407. Salsa — pissed off. African — so pissed off, they show you how they'll stomp a

408. African — so pissed off, they show you how they'll stomp a mudhole in your ass.

409. Show you how they'll stomp a mudhole in your ass. Now listen —

410. Mudhole in your ass. Now listen — cream corn: Well, you can put

411. Now listen — cream corn: Well, you can put this in your hat!

412. cream corn: Well, you can put this in your hat! Unh!

413. This in your hat! Unh! black dynamite: Those are

414. Unh! black dynamite: Those are your ring fingers, damn it!

415. black dynamite: Those are your ring fingers, damn it! cream corn: Yeah, I know, but

416. Your ring fingers, damn it! cream corn: Yeah, I know, but it's the closest I can get to

417. cream corn: Yeah, I know, but it's the closest I can get to flippin' black dynamite off

418. It's the closest I can get to flippin' black dynamite off without gettin' my ass whupped!

419. Flippin' black dynamite off without gettin' my ass whupped! black dynamite: Look,

420. Without gettin' my ass whupped! black dynamite: Look, don cornelius and the

421. black dynamite: Look, don cornelius and the "soul train" dancers are a crime

422. Don cornelius and the "soul train" dancers are a crime family of mobsters!

423. "soul train" dancers are a crime family of mobsters! cream corn: And you just mad

424. Family of mobsters! cream corn: And you just mad 'cause you can't do this!

425. cream corn: And you just mad 'cause you can't do this! black dynamite

426. 'cause you can't do this! black dynamite is jealous 'cause he can't do

427. black dynamite is jealous 'cause he can't do this.

428. Is jealous 'cause he can't do this. Unh! Ah! Get it, get it, get it!

429. This. Unh! Ah! Get it, get it, get it! Unh! Ah! Right on!

430. Unh! Ah! Get it, get it, get it! Unh! Ah! Right on! I want don cornelius dead.

431. Unh! Ah! Right on! I want don cornelius dead. I want "soul train" dead!

432. I want don cornelius dead. I want "soul train" dead! I want his family dead!

433. I want "soul train" dead! I want his family dead! I want his car and his house

434. I want his family dead! I want his car and his house dead!

435. I want his car and his house dead! And I want you to deliver a

436. Dead! And I want you to deliver a permanent message — no one

437. And I want you to deliver a permanent message — no one with dick!

438. Permanent message — no one with dick! hey, don't worry, mr. Clark.

439. with dick! hey, don't worry, mr. Clark. When I attach this bomb to the

440. hey, don't worry, mr. Clark. When I attach this bomb to the "soul train" scramble board and

441. When I attach this bomb to the "soul train" scramble board and the contestants unscramble

442. "soul train" scramble board and the contestants unscramble today's puzzle — kaboom! —

443. The contestants unscramble today's puzzle — kaboom! — They'll be scrambled eggplant!

444. Today's puzzle — kaboom! — They'll be scrambled eggplant! Huh? Get it?

445. They'll be scrambled eggplant! Huh? Get it? Because they're black!

446. Huh? Get it? Because they're black!

447. Because they're black! ah, I kill me.

448. ah, I kill me. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

449. black dynamite: All right. Well, I guess it's time to go.

450. black dynamite: All right. Well, I guess it's time to go.

451. Hmm. "soul train" scramble board maintenance inc?

452. "soul train" scramble board maintenance inc? "soul train" is a sole

453. Maintenance inc? "soul train" is a sole proprietorship, and the

454. "soul train" is a sole proprietorship, and the "soul train" scramble board

455. Proprietorship, and the "soul train" scramble board maintenance could not

456. "soul train" scramble board maintenance could not incorporate even if they

457. Maintenance could not incorporate even if they wanted to.

458. Incorporate even if they wanted to. It'd be a subsidiary at best!

459. Wanted to. It'd be a subsidiary at best! Besides, "soul train" scramble

460. It'd be a subsidiary at best! Besides, "soul train" scramble board maintenance engineers

461. Besides, "soul train" scramble board maintenance engineers don't wear alligator shoes.

462. hmm. I should have known. The old "wire a bomb to the

463. Hmm. I should have known. The old "wire a bomb to the 'soul train' scramble board"

464. The old "wire a bomb to the 'soul train' scramble board" trick.

465. 'soul train' scramble board" trick. all right, y'all.

466. Trick. all right, y'all. It's time for the world-famous

467. all right, y'all. It's time for the world-famous "soul train" scramble board.

468. It's time for the world-famous "soul train" scramble board. cream corn: Hi, and I'm

469. "soul train" scramble board. cream corn: Hi, and I'm cream corn.

470. cream corn: Hi, and I'm cream corn.

471. Cream corn. bitch, control your hair!

472. bitch, control your hair! hi.

473. Bitch, control your hair! hi. I'm that sexy asian bitch with

474. hi. I'm that sexy asian bitch with the "rong,"rong" hair.

475. I'm that sexy asian bitch with the "rong,"rong" hair. all right.

476. The "rong,"rong" hair. all right. You have 30 seconds to correctly

477. all right. You have 30 seconds to correctly unscramble the puzzle.

478. You have 30 seconds to correctly unscramble the puzzle. It's the name of a popular group

479. Unscramble the puzzle. It's the name of a popular group that sounds like

480. It's the name of a popular group that sounds like "tirth, tind, and tire."

481. That sounds like "tirth, tind, and tire."

482. "tirth, tind, and tire." black dynamite: Bullhorn,

483. black dynamite: Bullhorn, honey bee, you got to stop

484. black dynamite: Bullhorn, honey bee, you got to stop cream corn from solving

485. Honey bee, you got to stop cream corn from solving that puzzle!

486. Cream corn from solving that puzzle! There's a bomb that's gonna

487. That puzzle! There's a bomb that's gonna explode when it's unscrambled!

488. There's a bomb that's gonna explode when it's unscrambled! honey bee: Oh

489. Explode when it's unscrambled! honey bee: Oh uh... The temptations!

490. honey bee: Oh uh... The temptations! cream corn: The temptations?

491. Uh... The temptations! cream corn: The temptations? That don't sound like

492. cream corn: The temptations? That don't sound like no "tirth"!

493. That don't sound like no "tirth"! black dynamite: All right.

494. No "tirth"! black dynamite: All right. Now I just got to defuse this —

495. black dynamite: All right. Now I just got to defuse this — oh. Well, what the?

496. Now I just got to defuse this — oh. Well, what the? It's the o'jays!

497. Oh. Well, what the? It's the o'jays! cream corn: I don't see no

498. It's the o'jays! cream corn: I don't see no "o," and I don't see no "j"!

499. cream corn: I don't see no "o," and I don't see no "j"! Maybe the bar-kays!

500. "o," and I don't see no "j"! Maybe the bar-kays! cream corn: Bar-kays?

501. Maybe the bar-kays! cream corn: Bar-kays? There's no "k"!

502. cream corn: Bar-kays? There's no "k"! honey bee: Uh, barry white!

503. There's no "k"! honey bee: Uh, barry white! cream corn: Barry white?

504. honey bee: Uh, barry white! cream corn: Barry white? Barry white's not a group!

505. cream corn: Barry white? Barry white's not a group! oh, come on!

506. Barry white's not a group! oh, come on! It's a earth, wind & fire!

507. oh, come on! It's a earth, wind & fire!

508. It's a earth, wind & fire!

509. black dynamite: What?

510. black dynamite: What? Oh

511. black dynamite: What? Oh suey!

512. Oh suey!

513. Suey! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

514. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! cream corn, I see that you

515. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! cream corn, I see that you did everything in your power to

516. cream corn, I see that you did everything in your power to get the scramble board wrong,

517. Did everything in your power to get the scramble board wrong, and you did it all to save the

518. Get the scramble board wrong, and you did it all to save the life of...

519. And you did it all to save the life of...

520. Life of... The don.

521. The don. cream corn: Yeah!

522. The don. cream corn: Yeah! You know me.

523. cream corn: Yeah! You know me. I'm always down to do something

524. You know me. I'm always down to do something for the don.

525. I'm always down to do something for the don. cream corn, how would you

526. For the don. cream corn, how would you like to be an official

527. cream corn, how would you like to be an official "soul train"...

528. Like to be an official "soul train"...

529. "soul train"... Dancer?

530. Dancer? cream corn: What?

531. Dancer? cream corn: What? Are you serious?

532. cream corn: What? Are you serious? black dynamite: Let's go.

533. Are you serious? black dynamite: Let's go. cream corn: But,

534. black dynamite: Let's go. cream corn: But, black dynamite —

535. cream corn: But, black dynamite — I think cream corn is a

536. Black dynamite — I think cream corn is a grown-ass man that can make his

537. I think cream corn is a grown-ass man that can make his own decisions, black dynamite,

538. Grown-ass man that can make his own decisions, black dynamite, and the decision I'm telling him

539. Own decisions, black dynamite, and the decision I'm telling him to make is to stay he-e-e-e-e-re

540. And the decision I'm telling him to make is to stay he-e-e-e-e-re with me.

541. To make is to stay he-e-e-e-e-re with me. black dynamite: You don't

542. With me. black dynamite: You don't know what your gettin' your

543. black dynamite: You don't know what your gettin' your little permed head into,

544. Know what your gettin' your little permed head into, cream corn.

545. Little permed head into, cream corn. I'm telling you right now, you

546. Cream corn. I'm telling you right now, you makin' a bad decision!

547. I'm telling you right now, you makin' a bad decision! are you ready to become a

548. Makin' a bad decision! are you ready to become a member of the "soul train"

549. are you ready to become a member of the "soul train" family?

550. Member of the "soul train" family? cream corn: It would be an

551. Family? cream corn: It would be an honor.

552. cream corn: It would be an honor. it's the don.

553. Honor. it's the don. Time to do it the hard way.

554. it's the don. Time to do it the hard way. cream corn: Mr. Don, what

555. Time to do it the hard way. cream corn: Mr. Don, what exactly did you mean when you

556. cream corn: Mr. Don, what exactly did you mean when you said it's time to do it the

557. Exactly did you mean when you said it's time to do it the hard way?

558. Said it's time to do it the hard way? Is that a new dance?

559. Hard way? Is that a new dance?

560. Is that a new dance? something like that.

561. something like that. You just keep your eye on the

562. Something like that. You just keep your eye on the disco ball, and you'll be just

563. You just keep your eye on the disco ball, and you'll be just fine.

564. Disco ball, and you'll be just fine. black dynamite: Suey! Suey!

565. Fine. black dynamite: Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey!

566. black dynamite: Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey!

567. Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Suey! Honey bee, what I tell you 'bout

568. Suey! Suey! Suey! Honey bee, what I tell you 'bout interrupting my fu?

569. Honey bee, what I tell you 'bout interrupting my fu? honey bee: Black dynamite,

570. Interrupting my fu? honey bee: Black dynamite, how many times I got to tell you

571. honey bee: Black dynamite, how many times I got to tell you you can't away all of

572. How many times I got to tell you you can't away all of your problems by

573. You can't away all of your problems by black dynamite: Yeah?

574. Your problems by black dynamite: Yeah? And why not?

575. black dynamite: Yeah? And why not? honey bee: Well, you could,

576. And why not? honey bee: Well, you could, but sooner or later, you're

577. honey bee: Well, you could, but sooner or later, you're gonna have to deal with 'em.

578. But sooner or later, you're gonna have to deal with 'em. black dynamite: You're right,

579. Gonna have to deal with 'em. black dynamite: You're right, honey bee.

580. black dynamite: You're right, honey bee. Now, I ain't gonna tell y'all to

581. Honey bee. Now, I ain't gonna tell y'all to split the scene, but y'all

582. Now, I ain't gonna tell y'all to split the scene, but y'all bitches can scram.

583. Split the scene, but y'all bitches can scram. I guess it's hard to admit that

584. Bitches can scram. I guess it's hard to admit that cream corn was once just a

585. I guess it's hard to admit that cream corn was once just a little half-a-man pimp and now

586. Cream corn was once just a little half-a-man pimp and now he's a full-grown half-a-man

587. Little half-a-man pimp and now he's a full-grown half-a-man pimp.

588. He's a full-grown half-a-man pimp. honey bee: But I wouldn't

589. Pimp. honey bee: But I wouldn't say, "full-grown."

590. honey bee: But I wouldn't say, "full-grown." he's like 3/4 there.

591. Say, "full-grown." he's like 3/4 there.

592. He's like 3/4 there. and who the are they?

593. and who the are they? black dynamite: Damn. See?

594. And who the are they? black dynamite: Damn. See? With all this cream corn on my

595. black dynamite: Damn. See? With all this cream corn on my mind, I forgot to tell them not

596. With all this cream corn on my mind, I forgot to tell them not to wake up the rest of the

597. Mind, I forgot to tell them not to wake up the rest of the bitches.

598. To wake up the rest of the bitches. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

599. Bitches. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

600. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! cream corn, do you denounce

601. cream corn, do you denounce dick clark?

602. cream corn, do you denounce dick clark? cream corn: I do denounce

603. Dick clark? cream corn: I do denounce dick.

604. what the — do you denounce the

605. What the — do you denounce the american broadcast company and

606. do you denounce the american broadcast company and all of its works?

607. American broadcast company and all of its works? cream corn: I do denounce

608. All of its works? cream corn: I do denounce them, except "charlie's angels,"

609. cream corn: I do denounce them, except "charlie's angels," 'cause they kind of smokin'.

610. do you promise not to snitch

611. do you promise not to snitch for neither money nor a bitch?

612. do you promise not to snitch for neither money nor a bitch? cream corn: Yes.

613. For neither money nor a bitch? cream corn: Yes. I promise not to be a bitch with

614. cream corn: Yes. I promise not to be a bitch with a switch who got a itch —

615. I promise not to be a bitch with a switch who got a itch — wait a minute.

616. A switch who got a itch — wait a minute. What you say again?

617. do you accept your commitment to "soul train" as a lifetime

618. do you accept your commitment to "soul train" as a lifetime commitment?

619. To "soul train" as a lifetime commitment?

620. cream corn: Lifetime? Like the whole-time-of-my-life lifetime?

621. Like the whole-time-of-my-life lifetime? I do, godfather.

622. Lifetime? I do, godfather. you must kiss the pinky.

623. I do, godfather. you must kiss the pinky. Mmm.

624. you must kiss the pinky. Mmm. Love, peace, and so-o-o-o-o-ul!

625. Mmm. Love, peace, and so-o-o-o-o-ul! You are now officially...

626. Love, peace, and so-o-o-o-o-ul! You are now officially...

627. You are now officially... A "soul train" dancer!

628. the bossman wants some face time with you and dick. but I had established my

629. Time with you and dick. but I had established my outfit long before this

630. but I had established my outfit long before this marmaluke started muscling in

631. Outfit long before this marmaluke started muscling in without so much as paying me my

632. Marmaluke started muscling in without so much as paying me my vig!

633. Without so much as paying me my vig! your vig?

634. Vig! your vig? My thing was "soul train," not

635. your vig? My thing was "soul train," not "rock-'n'-roll train."

636. My thing was "soul train," not "rock-'n'-roll train." but maybe you're just stupid and

637. "rock-'n'-roll train." but maybe you're just stupid and your brains are scrambled just

638. But maybe you're just stupid and your brains are scrambled just like my "soul train" board you

639. Your brains are scrambled just like my "soul train" board you tried to blow up!

640. Like my "soul train" board you tried to blow up! How 'bout you give a nice warm

641. Tried to blow up! How 'bout you give a nice warm "soul train" welcome for my foot

642. How 'bout you give a nice warm "soul train" welcome for my foot in yo' ass?

643. "soul train" welcome for my foot in yo' ass? good one, mr. Cornelius.

644. In yo' ass? good one, mr. Cornelius. those mother

645. good one, mr. Cornelius. those mother moulinyans owe you, mr. Clark.

646. those mother moulinyans owe you, mr. Clark. aah!

647. Moulinyans owe you, mr. Clark. aah! aah!

648. aah! aah!

649. aah! you disappoint me, man.

650. you disappoint me, man. I'm sorry.

651. you disappoint me, man. I'm sorry. The fake eye throws me off.

652. I'm sorry. The fake eye throws me off. Who — who were you talking to?

653. The fake eye throws me off. Who — who were you talking to? yeah. Actually, I never have

654. Who — who were you talking to? yeah. Actually, I never have any idea who you're looking at

655. yeah. Actually, I never have any idea who you're looking at at any given time.

656. Any idea who you're looking at at any given time. I've called this meeting

657. At any given time. I've called this meeting because there is discord among

658. I've called this meeting because there is discord among us — discord that has cost us a

659. Because there is discord among us — discord that has cost us a lot of money.

660. Us — discord that has cost us a lot of money. D.C., when I heard about what

661. Lot of money. D.C., when I heard about what you did, I was gonna bury your

662. D.C., when I heard about what you did, I was gonna bury your ass in the desert.

663. You did, I was gonna bury your ass in the desert. uh, yeah.

664. Ass in the desert. uh, yeah. We're actually both "d.C."

665. uh, yeah. We're actually both "d.C." yeah. Again, you know, uh,

666. We're actually both "d.C." yeah. Again, you know, uh, the eye.

667. yeah. Again, you know, uh, the eye. shut the up, the both

668. The eye. shut the up, the both of youse, or I'll tap-dance a

669. shut the up, the both of youse, or I'll tap-dance a hora on both your faces!

670. Of youse, or I'll tap-dance a hora on both your faces! It's time we settle this

671. Hora on both your faces! It's time we settle this vendetta in an honorable way —

672. It's time we settle this vendetta in an honorable way — a dance-off, your best versus

673. Vendetta in an honorable way — a dance-off, your best versus his best.

674. A dance-off, your best versus his best. Loser is off the air, babe, for

675. His best. Loser is off the air, babe, for good.

676. cream, it looks like you're the only cornhole that dick hasn't banged up.

677. The only cornhole that dick hasn't banged up. Now, you know you got to win

678. Hasn't banged up. Now, you know you got to win this dance-off, right?

679. Now, you know you got to win this dance-off, right? cream corn: Oh, don't you

680. This dance-off, right? cream corn: Oh, don't you worry, don!

681. cream corn: Oh, don't you worry, don! There's no way

682. Worry, don! There's no way I'ma let you down!

683. There's no way I'ma let you down! that's good to hear, 'cause

684. I'ma let you down! that's good to hear, 'cause if you don't win...

685. that's good to hear, 'cause if you don't win...

686. If you don't win... I'ma kill you.

687. I'ma kill you. fred berry, too.

688. Fred berry, too. cream corn: here you go,

689. cream corn: here you go, black dynamite — one order of

690. here you go, black dynamite — one order of ox ass and truffle, on the

691. Black dynamite — one order of ox ass and truffle, on the house.

692. Ox ass and truffle, on the house. black dynamite: Thanks,

693. House. black dynamite: Thanks, roscoe, but all the free ox ass

694. black dynamite: Thanks, roscoe, but all the free ox ass and truffles in the world

695. Roscoe, but all the free ox ass and truffles in the world couldn't solve my problem.

696. And truffles in the world couldn't solve my problem. I just wish I could learn how to

697. Couldn't solve my problem. I just wish I could learn how to make cream corn learn.

698. I just wish I could learn how to make cream corn learn. naw, that ain't what learnin'

699. Make cream corn learn. naw, that ain't what learnin' is, dynamite.

700. naw, that ain't what learnin' is, dynamite. See, with kids, you got to let

701. Is, dynamite. See, with kids, you got to let them up on their own.

702. See, with kids, you got to let them up on their own. Take my son, herman, for

703. Them up on their own. Take my son, herman, for example.

704. Take my son, herman, for example. black dynamite: I didn't know

705. Example. black dynamite: I didn't know you had a son, roscoe.

706. black dynamite: I didn't know you had a son, roscoe. I never see him.

707. You had a son, roscoe. I never see him. yep — little herman cain.

708. I never see him. yep — little herman cain. I tried teachin' him the family

709. yep — little herman cain. I tried teachin' him the family business, but he don't want to

710. I tried teachin' him the family business, but he don't want to combine -up food

711. Business, but he don't want to combine -up food combinations.

712. Combine -up food combinations. He just wants to do pizza by

713. Combinations. He just wants to do pizza by itself and call it "godfather."

714. He just wants to do pizza by itself and call it "godfather." but that boy definitely a

715. Itself and call it "godfather." but that boy definitely a - up, and he ain't goin'

716. But that boy definitely a - up, and he ain't goin' nowhere.

717. - up, and he ain't goin' nowhere. black dynamite: Roscoe,

718. Nowhere. black dynamite: Roscoe, that's it!

719. black dynamite: Roscoe, that's it! it's what?

720. That's it! it's what? black dynamite: It's not

721. it's what? black dynamite: It's not cream corn's certainty of

722. black dynamite: It's not cream corn's certainty of failure.

723. Cream corn's certainty of failure. It's that he's willing to face

724. Failure. It's that he's willing to face death for what he believes in,

725. It's that he's willing to face death for what he believes in, regardless of how stupid as

726. Death for what he believes in, regardless of how stupid as it is.

727. Regardless of how stupid as it is. And it's about time I faced it

728. it is. And it's about time I faced it with him.

729. And it's about time I faced it with him. uh, wait!

730. With him. uh, wait! You ain't even ate your ox ass,

731. uh, wait! You ain't even ate your ox ass, black dynamite!

732. You ain't even ate your ox ass, black dynamite! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

733. don't you disappointment me, cream corn. And where's your partner, fred?

734. Cream corn. And where's your partner, fred? cream corn: Black dynamite!

735. And where's your partner, fred? cream corn: Black dynamite! Lord have mercy!

736. cream corn: Black dynamite! Lord have mercy! I'm glad you're here!

737. Lord have mercy! I'm glad you're here! black dynamite: I just wanted

738. I'm glad you're here! black dynamite: I just wanted you to know you may be half a

739. black dynamite: I just wanted you to know you may be half a pimp, but you're a whole man,

740. You to know you may be half a pimp, but you're a whole man, cream corn, and that I got to

741. Pimp, but you're a whole man, cream corn, and that I got to respect.

742. Cream corn, and that I got to respect. cream corn: Thank you,

743. Respect. cream corn: Thank you, black dynamite.

744. cream corn: Thank you, black dynamite. black dynamite: Now you go

745. Black dynamite. black dynamite: Now you go out there and break a —

746. black dynamite: Now you go out there and break a — aaaaaah! My leg!

747. Out there and break a — aaaaaah! My leg! They popped my locks!

748. aaaaaah! My leg! They popped my locks! There's no way I can poplock

749. They popped my locks! There's no way I can poplock with my locks popped, raj!

750. There's no way I can poplock with my locks popped, raj! what's happening now?

751. With my locks popped, raj! what's happening now? Oh...

752. what's happening now? Oh...

753. Oh... Jesus!

754. Jesus! cream corn: This looks like

755. Jesus! cream corn: This looks like the job of dick's muscle.

756. cream corn: This looks like the job of dick's muscle. clark, you dirty dick.

757. The job of dick's muscle. clark, you dirty dick. Now we can't get this pop

758. clark, you dirty dick. Now we can't get this pop dance-off unlocked with a

759. Now we can't get this pop dance-off unlocked with a pop-locker who can't poplock!

760. Dance-off unlocked with a pop-locker who can't poplock! It's a two-versus-two contest.

761. Pop-locker who can't poplock! It's a two-versus-two contest. Since we don't have another

762. It's a two-versus-two contest. Since we don't have another dancer, we're forced to forfeit.

763. Since we don't have another dancer, we're forced to forfeit. Black music is done forever.

764. Dancer, we're forced to forfeit. Black music is done forever. cream corn: What?

765. Black music is done forever. cream corn: What? No fair!

766. cream corn: What? No fair! James brown and deney terrio?

767. No fair! James brown and deney terrio? That's the white cat that taught

768. James brown and deney terrio? That's the white cat that taught john travolta how to dance

769. That's the white cat that taught john travolta how to dance black.

770. John travolta how to dance black. It's a unbeatable mix of funk

771. Black. It's a unbeatable mix of funk and disco!

772. It's a unbeatable mix of funk and disco! black dynamite: This is true,

773. And disco! black dynamite: This is true, but funk as well as disco both

774. black dynamite: This is true, but funk as well as disco both have asses.

775. But funk as well as disco both have asses. And if it has an ass, then it

776. Have asses. And if it has an ass, then it can be kicked, and

777. And if it has an ass, then it can be kicked, and black dynamite leaves no ass

778. Can be kicked, and black dynamite leaves no ass unkicked.

779. Black dynamite leaves no ass unkicked. Can you dig it?

780. Unkicked. Can you dig it? Now somebody get me some

781. Can you dig it? Now somebody get me some lawn-jockey, pop-locker threads

782. Now somebody get me some lawn-jockey, pop-locker threads so we can show these suckers how

783. Lawn-jockey, pop-locker threads so we can show these suckers how it's done!

784. So we can show these suckers how it's done! Come on, cream corn.

785. It's done! Come on, cream corn. Let's dance.

786. Come on, cream corn. Let's dance. it's great to have you back,

787. Let's dance. it's great to have you back, dynamite.

788. it's great to have you back, dynamite. black dynamite: Cornelius,

789. Dynamite. black dynamite: Cornelius, I'm not doing it for you.

790. black dynamite: Cornelius, I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for cream corn,

791. I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for cream corn, black music, and all the

792. I'm doing it for cream corn, black music, and all the multiple bitches I pleasure at

793. Black music, and all the multiple bitches I pleasure at the same time while

794. Multiple bitches I pleasure at the same time while listening to it.

795. The same time while listening to it.

796. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! the winner is...

797. the winner is... "so-o-o-o-o-ul train."

798. the winner is... "so-o-o-o-o-ul train."

799. "so-o-o-o-o-ul train."

800. no more black music for

801. no more black music for me.

802. No more black music for me. I'm sticking with disco.

803. Me. I'm sticking with disco. Come on!

804. I'm sticking with disco. Come on! cream corn: We did it,

805. Come on! cream corn: We did it, black dynamite!

806. cream corn: We did it, black dynamite! We beat dick!

807. Black dynamite! We beat dick! black dynamite: We sure did,

808. We beat dick! black dynamite: We sure did, cream corn, and it's all thanks

809. black dynamite: We sure did, cream corn, and it's all thanks to me.

810. Cream corn, and it's all thanks to me. man, you made them fireworks

811. To me. man, you made them fireworks look just like an accident!

812. man, you made them fireworks look just like an accident! I may have to use you again one

813. Look just like an accident! I may have to use you again one day.

814. I may have to use you again one day. Heh heh!

815. Day. Heh heh! thank you, my friend.

816. Heh heh! thank you, my friend. I told you if I should ever need

817. thank you, my friend. I told you if I should ever need a favor, I'd expect you to

818. I told you if I should ever need a favor, I'd expect you to deliver, and you delivered.

819. A favor, I'd expect you to deliver, and you delivered. And in case you didn't

820. Deliver, and you delivered. And in case you didn't understand that, uh...

821. And in case you didn't understand that, uh...

822. Understand that, uh...

823. uh, d-d-don, does that mean

824. uh, d-d-don, does that mean we're even?

825. uh, d-d-don, does that mean we're even? hell, no, negro!

826. We're even? hell, no, negro!

827. hell, no, negro! pull up my car!

828. pull up my car! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!

829. Pull up my car! ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! black dynamite: Uh, I'll be

830. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite! black dynamite: Uh, I'll be there in a minute.

831. black dynamite: Uh, I'll be there in a minute. Forgot my lawn-jockey hat.

832. There in a minute. Forgot my lawn-jockey hat.

833. Forgot my lawn-jockey hat. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!