1. ♪ he's dynamite
♪ so dynamite
♪ ooohhh, ooohhhCopy !req
2. ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh
♪ ooohhhCopy !req
3. ♪ ooohhh
♪ he's dynamiteCopy !req
4. ♪ he's dynamite
♪ dy-no, dy-noCopy !req
5. ♪ dy-no, dy-no
♪ ooohhh, ooohhh
♪ oooohhhhCopy !req
6. ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh
♪ oooohhhh
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
7. ♪ oooohhhh
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
this week...Copy !req
8. rondell?
Rondell?
Rondell?Copy !req
9. Rondell?
Rondell?
black dynamite: MotherlessCopy !req
10. Rondell?
black dynamite: Motherless
and fatherless orphans?Copy !req
11. black dynamite: Motherless
and fatherless orphans?
trick or treat!Copy !req
12. And fatherless orphans?
trick or treat!
black dynamite: Damn, it'sCopy !req
13. trick or treat!
black dynamite: Damn, it's
just parented kids.Copy !req
14. black dynamite: Damn, it's
just parented kids.
Have y'all seen a group ofCopy !req
15. Just parented kids.
Have y'all seen a group of
orphans about child height,Copy !req
16. Have y'all seen a group of
orphans about child height,
walking with a skinny half-pimpCopy !req
17. Orphans about child height,
walking with a skinny half-pimp
with a perm?Copy !req
18. Walking with a skinny half-pimp
with a perm?
Come on!Copy !req
19. With a perm?
Come on!
You had to see them.Copy !req
20. Come on!
You had to see them.
They where dressed up like aCopy !req
21. You had to see them.
They where dressed up like a
bunch of little bigfoots,Copy !req
22. They where dressed up like a
bunch of little bigfoots,
goblins, vampires, and,Copy !req
23. Bunch of little bigfoots,
goblins, vampires, and,
sorta like y'all and all theCopy !req
24. Goblins, vampires, and,
sorta like y'all and all the
other kids running around here.Copy !req
25. Sorta like y'all and all the
other kids running around here.
man, your orphans.Copy !req
26. Other kids running around here.
man, your orphans.
Now either you gonna give usCopy !req
27. man, your orphans.
Now either you gonna give us
some candy, or we tping thisCopy !req
28. Now either you gonna give us
some candy, or we tping this
whole whorephanage!Copy !req
29. Some candy, or we tping this
whole whorephanage!
black dynamite: Foolish kidCopy !req
30. Whole whorephanage!
black dynamite: Foolish kid
trick-or-treater!Copy !req
31. black dynamite: Foolish kid
trick-or-treater!
You done up now!Copy !req
32. Trick-or-treater!
You done up now!
Ah, suey!Copy !req
33. You done up now!
Ah, suey!
Okay, I'm only gonna ask you oneCopy !req
34. Okay, I'm only gonna ask you one
more again.
Now, I'm looking for someCopy !req
35. More again.
Now, I'm looking for some
orphans walking around with aCopy !req
36. Now, I'm looking for some
orphans walking around with a
skinny half-pimp with a perm.Copy !req
37. Orphans walking around with a
skinny half-pimp with a perm.
Have you seen them?Copy !req
38. Skinny half-pimp with a perm.
Have you seen them?
honey bee: Move,Copy !req
39. Have you seen them?
honey bee: Move,
black dynamite.Copy !req
40. honey bee: Move,
black dynamite.
I got this.Copy !req
41. Black dynamite.
I got this.
Here you go, kids.Copy !req
42. I got this.
Here you go, kids.
Hmm, that's strange.Copy !req
43. Here you go, kids.
Hmm, that's strange.
I could have sworn we had aCopy !req
44. Hmm, that's strange.
I could have sworn we had a
whole bowl of...Copy !req
45. I could have sworn we had a
whole bowl of...
I know this negro didn't.Copy !req
46. Whole bowl of...
I know this negro didn't.
At least I left theCopy !req
47. I know this negro didn't.
At least I left the
candy corns and the suckers forCopy !req
48. At least I left the
candy corns and the suckers for
these suckers!Copy !req
49. Candy corns and the suckers for
these suckers!
But y'all should know not toCopy !req
50. These suckers!
But y'all should know not to
leave chocolate round me, 'causeCopy !req
51. But y'all should know not to
leave chocolate round me, 'cause
I will eat that motherCopy !req
52. Leave chocolate round me, 'cause
I will eat that mother
black dynamite: Damn theCopy !req
53. I will eat that mother
black dynamite: Damn the
suckers and candy corns!Copy !req
54. black dynamite: Damn the
suckers and candy corns!
We need to be focused on orphansCopy !req
55. Suckers and candy corns!
We need to be focused on orphans
and crecorn.Copy !req
56. We need to be focused on orphans
and crecorn.
Now it's two minutes past theirCopy !req
57. And crecorn.
Now it's two minutes past their
curfew, and they still ain'tCopy !req
58. Now it's two minutes past their
curfew, and they still ain't
here yet.Copy !req
59. Curfew, and they still ain't
here yet.Copy !req
60. Here yet.
that's them!Copy !req
61. that's them!
Frank the john, ain't you aCopy !req
62. That's them!
Frank the john, ain't you a
little too old for treats?Copy !req
63. Frank the john, ain't you a
little too old for treats?
man, you know you can't trickCopy !req
64. Little too old for treats?
man, you know you can't trick
my with no treats.Copy !req
65. man, you know you can't trick
my with no treats.
I just want someCopy !req
66. My with no treats.
I just want some
honey bee: I'm sorry,Copy !req
67. I just want some
honey bee: I'm sorry,
frank the john.Copy !req
68. honey bee: I'm sorry,
frank the john.
Come on in.Copy !req
69. Frank the john.
Come on in.
Girls, your trick is here!Copy !req
70. Come on in.
Girls, your trick is here!
black dynamite: I thinkCopy !req
71. Girls, your trick is here!
black dynamite: I think
something happened to them,Copy !req
72. black dynamite: I think
something happened to them,
honey bee.Copy !req
73. Something happened to them,
honey bee.
And the something I'm thinkingCopy !req
74. Honey bee.
And the something I'm thinking
is something bad.Copy !req
75. And the something I'm thinking
is something bad.
honey bee: Black dynamite,Copy !req
76. Is something bad.
honey bee: Black dynamite,
will you calm down?Copy !req
77. honey bee: Black dynamite,
will you calm down?
What could have happened?Copy !req
78. Will you calm down?
What could have happened?
They're with cream corn.Copy !req
79. What could have happened?
They're with cream corn.
On second thought...Copy !req
80. They're with cream corn.
On second thought...
You might wanna find those kids.Copy !req
81. On second thought...
You might wanna find those kids.
cream corn: Hey,Copy !req
82. You might wanna find those kids.
cream corn: Hey,
black dynamite!Copy !req
83. cream corn: Hey,
black dynamite!
black dynamite: I told you toCopy !req
84. Black dynamite!
black dynamite: I told you to
have these orphans back at 7:31!Copy !req
85. black dynamite: I told you to
have these orphans back at 7:31!
What if something happened toCopy !req
86. Have these orphans back at 7:31!
What if something happened to
them, cream corn?Copy !req
87. What if something happened to
them, cream corn?
Huh? Huh?Copy !req
88. Them, cream corn?
Huh? Huh?
cream corn: Like what,Copy !req
89. Huh? Huh?
cream corn: Like what,
black dynamite?Copy !req
90. cream corn: Like what,
black dynamite?
black dynamite: Like, like...Copy !req
91. Black dynamite?
black dynamite: Like, like...
Suckthat — that's what!Copy !req
92. black dynamite: Like, like...
Suckthat — that's what!
cream corn: What the hell isCopy !req
93. Suckthat — that's what!
cream corn: What the hell is
suckthat,Copy !req
94. cream corn: What the hell is
suckthat,
black dynamite?Copy !req
95. Suckthat,
black dynamite?
black dynamite: SuckthatCopy !req
96. Black dynamite?
black dynamite: Suckthat
is not a what,Copy !req
97. black dynamite: Suckthat
is not a what,
cream corn.Copy !req
98. is not a what,
cream corn.
He's a who, a why, and a what.Copy !req
99. Cream corn.
He's a who, a why, and a what.
This is one flashbackCopy !req
100. He's a who, a why, and a what.
This is one flashback
black dynamite never thoughtCopy !req
101. This is one flashback
black dynamite never thought
he'd have in front of y'all.Copy !req
102. Black dynamite never thought
he'd have in front of y'all.
But since I already spilled aCopy !req
103. He'd have in front of y'all.
But since I already spilled a
few beans, I might as well makeCopy !req
104. But since I already spilled a
few beans, I might as well make
a mess all over the floor.Copy !req
105. Few beans, I might as well make
a mess all over the floor.
It was Halloween and I, akaCopy !req
106. A mess all over the floor.
It was Halloween and I, aka
toddler black dynamite, was lostCopy !req
107. It was Halloween and I, aka
toddler black dynamite, was lost
in a dark alley looking forCopy !req
108. Toddler black dynamite, was lost
in a dark alley looking for
some treats but ended upCopy !req
109. In a dark alley looking for
some treats but ended up
surrounded by tricks.Copy !req
110. Some treats but ended up
surrounded by tricks.
you want some of this?Copy !req
111. Surrounded by tricks.
you want some of this?
You can't handle this, stupid.Copy !req
112. you want some of this?
You can't handle this, stupid.
black dynamite: Now, toddlerCopy !req
113. You can't handle this, stupid.
black dynamite: Now, toddler
black dynamite, he ain't neverCopy !req
114. black dynamite: Now, toddler
black dynamite, he ain't never
been scared of anything thatCopy !req
115. Black dynamite, he ain't never
been scared of anything that
stood on two legs to take aCopy !req
116. Been scared of anything that
stood on two legs to take a
piss.Copy !req
117. Stood on two legs to take a
piss.
That was, until the day I met...Copy !req
118. Piss.
That was, until the day I met...
Shim.Copy !req
119. That was, until the day I met...
Shim.
Something told me this trickCopy !req
120. Shim.
Something told me this trick
didn't have any treats thatCopy !req
121. Something told me this trick
didn't have any treats that
toddler black dynamite wouldCopy !req
122. Didn't have any treats that
toddler black dynamite would
like.Copy !req
123. Toddler black dynamite would
like.
But because I thought he wasCopy !req
124. Like.
But because I thought he was
wearing a costume, I took myCopy !req
125. But because I thought he was
wearing a costume, I took my
chances.Copy !req
126. Wearing a costume, I took my
chances.
At that moment he leaned down,Copy !req
127. Chances.
At that moment he leaned down,
staring at me with those big,Copy !req
128. At that moment he leaned down,
staring at me with those big,
bloodshot red eyes and thoseCopy !req
129. Staring at me with those big,
bloodshot red eyes and those
long lady eyelashes and said...Copy !req
130. Bloodshot red eyes and those
long lady eyelashes and said...
suckthatCopy !req
131. Long lady eyelashes and said...
suckthat
black dynamite: Now, my mamaCopy !req
132. suckthat
black dynamite: Now, my mama
always told me never to suey aCopy !req
133. black dynamite: Now, my mama
always told me never to suey a
mother that didn't haveCopy !req
134. Always told me never to suey a
mother that didn't have
balls.Copy !req
135. Mother that didn't have
balls.
So, a man in a dress confusedCopy !req
136. Balls.
So, a man in a dress confused
toddler black dynamite.Copy !req
137. So, a man in a dress confused
toddler black dynamite.
So, I just closed my eyes andCopy !req
138. Toddler black dynamite.
So, I just closed my eyes and
peed on myself and ran away.Copy !req
139. So, I just closed my eyes and
peed on myself and ran away.
But don't worry.Copy !req
140. Peed on myself and ran away.
But don't worry.
Peeing on yourself is cool whenCopy !req
141. But don't worry.
Peeing on yourself is cool when
you're a baby toddler.Copy !req
142. Peeing on yourself is cool when
you're a baby toddler.
Let me get thisCopy !req
143. You're a baby toddler.
Let me get this
straight.Copy !req
144. Let me get this
straight.
You didn't want these orphansCopy !req
145. Straight.
You didn't want these orphans
out late getting a treat or aCopy !req
146. You didn't want these orphans
out late getting a treat or a
trick because a grown man in aCopy !req
147. Out late getting a treat or a
trick because a grown man in a
dress wanted to toddlerCopy !req
148. Trick because a grown man in a
dress wanted to toddler
black dynamite's?Copy !req
149. Dress wanted to toddler
black dynamite's?
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
150. Black dynamite's?
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
black dynamite: Suey!Copy !req
151. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
black dynamite: Suey!
It's not funny, bullhorn!Copy !req
152. black dynamite: Suey!
It's not funny, bullhorn!
If it could happen to me as aCopy !req
153. It's not funny, bullhorn!
If it could happen to me as a
toddler black dynamite, itCopy !req
154. If it could happen to me as a
toddler black dynamite, it
could happen to them, too.Copy !req
155. Toddler black dynamite, it
could happen to them, too.
cream corn: All I know isCopy !req
156. Could happen to them, too.
cream corn: All I know is
your childhood traumas ain'tCopy !req
157. cream corn: All I know is
your childhood traumas ain't
about to ruin my Halloween.Copy !req
158. Your childhood traumas ain't
about to ruin my Halloween.
This holiday is supposed to beCopy !req
159. About to ruin my Halloween.
This holiday is supposed to be
about evil demons and scaryCopy !req
160. This holiday is supposed to be
about evil demons and scary
, not suckthatCopy !req
161. About evil demons and scary
, not suckthat
honey bee: You know what?Copy !req
162. , not suckthat
honey bee: You know what?
Cream corn's right,Copy !req
163. honey bee: You know what?
Cream corn's right,
black dynamite.Copy !req
164. Cream corn's right,
black dynamite.
We should go out tonight.Copy !req
165. Black dynamite.
We should go out tonight.
cream corn: As a matter ofCopy !req
166. We should go out tonight.
cream corn: As a matter of
fact, I got an invitation to aCopy !req
167. cream corn: As a matter of
fact, I got an invitation to a
Halloween party across town.Copy !req
168. Fact, I got an invitation to a
Halloween party across town.
yay!Copy !req
169. Halloween party across town.
yay!
Please, please, please!Copy !req
170. yay!
Please, please, please!
black dynamite: Cream corn, ICopy !req
171. Please, please, please!
black dynamite: Cream corn, I
told you I just don't feelCopy !req
172. black dynamite: Cream corn, I
told you I just don't feel
comfortable about the orphansCopy !req
173. Told you I just don't feel
comfortable about the orphans
being out this late onCopy !req
174. Comfortable about the orphans
being out this late on
Halloween.Copy !req
175. Being out this late on
Halloween.
cream corn: Why don't we getCopy !req
176. Halloween.
cream corn: Why don't we get
somebody to entertain them here,Copy !req
177. cream corn: Why don't we get
somebody to entertain them here,
and we can go out?Copy !req
178. Somebody to entertain them here,
and we can go out?
What about thatCopy !req
179. And we can go out?
What about that
local cat, john gacy?Copy !req
180. What about that
local cat, john gacy?
I heard he's got a killer clownCopy !req
181. Local cat, john gacy?
I heard he's got a killer clown
kids-watching agency.Copy !req
182. I heard he's got a killer clown
kids-watching agency.
honey bee: Ooh, that'sCopy !req
183. Kids-watching agency.
honey bee: Ooh, that's
perfect, and I can make us someCopy !req
184. honey bee: Ooh, that's
perfect, and I can make us some
costumes real quick!Copy !req
185. Perfect, and I can make us some
costumes real quick!
What should we be, y'all?Copy !req
186. Costumes real quick!
What should we be, y'all?
Man, we can't go asCopy !req
187. What should we be, y'all?
Man, we can't go as
no pussyfooting singers,Copy !req
188. Man, we can't go as
no pussyfooting singers,
sumo wrestlers, or rockCopy !req
189. No pussyfooting singers,
sumo wrestlers, or rock
quarriers!Copy !req
190. Sumo wrestlers, or rock
quarriers!
We should go as a badass streetCopy !req
191. Quarriers!
We should go as a badass street
gang and conveniently callCopy !req
192. We should go as a badass street
gang and conveniently call
ourselves the warriors!Copy !req
193. Honey bee, this getup is out of
sight!
We are gonna kill them at theCopy !req
194. Sight!
We are gonna kill them at the
Halloween party tonight!Copy !req
195. We are gonna kill them at the
Halloween party tonight!
black dynamite: Bee, I mustCopy !req
196. Halloween party tonight!
black dynamite: Bee, I must
admit, these are some toughCopy !req
197. black dynamite: Bee, I must
admit, these are some tough
threads.Copy !req
198. Admit, these are some tough
threads.
Hell, I might want to wear thisCopy !req
199. Threads.
Hell, I might want to wear this
every day.Copy !req
200. Hell, I might want to wear this
every day.
cream corn: Uh, honey bee, isCopy !req
201. Every day.
cream corn: Uh, honey bee, is
my ass supposed to be out in theCopy !req
202. cream corn: Uh, honey bee, is
my ass supposed to be out in the
back like that?Copy !req
203. My ass supposed to be out in the
back like that?
honey bee: Uh, of course,Copy !req
204. Back like that?
honey bee: Uh, of course,
cream corn.Copy !req
205. honey bee: Uh, of course,
cream corn.
I gave you that new prince look.Copy !req
206. Cream corn.
I gave you that new prince look.
cream corn: Ooh-whaa!Copy !req
207. I gave you that new prince look.
cream corn: Ooh-whaa!
Cool!Copy !req
208. cream corn: Ooh-whaa!
Cool!
honey bee: I actually ran outCopy !req
209. Cool!
honey bee: I actually ran out
of material.Copy !req
210. honey bee: I actually ran out
of material.
Shhh!Copy !req
211. Of material.
Shhh!Copy !req
212. Shhh!
black dynamite: Now, pogo,Copy !req
213. black dynamite: Now, pogo,
I'm gonna need you to keep theseCopy !req
214. black dynamite: Now, pogo,
I'm gonna need you to keep these
orphans safe.Copy !req
215. I'm gonna need you to keep these
orphans safe.
It's Halloween, and there's anCopy !req
216. Orphans safe.
It's Halloween, and there's an
assload of suckthat onCopy !req
217. It's Halloween, and there's an
assload of suckthat on
the loose.Copy !req
218. Assload of suckthat on
the loose.
sure, black dynamite.Copy !req
219. The loose.
sure, black dynamite.
Everything's going to be justCopy !req
220. sure, black dynamite.
Everything's going to be just
great.Copy !req
221. Everything's going to be just
great.
Now, who wants to make fosterCopy !req
222. Great.
Now, who wants to make foster
balloon parents?Copy !req
223. Now, who wants to make foster
balloon parents?Copy !req
224. Balloon parents?
black dynamite: All right,Copy !req
225. black dynamite: All right,
warriors, let's roll.Copy !req
226. black dynamite: All right,
warriors, let's roll.
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
227. okay, no more magic
tricks.
It's time to get down toCopy !req
228. Tricks.
It's time to get down to
business.Copy !req
229. It's time to get down to
business.
Now, who wants to get sawed inCopy !req
230. Business.
Now, who wants to get sawed in
half first!Copy !req
231. Now, who wants to get sawed in
half first!
me!Copy !req
232. Half first!
me!
me!Copy !req
233. me!
me!
me!Copy !req
234. me!
me!
you do understand this isn'tCopy !req
235. me!
you do understand this isn't
a trick, right?Copy !req
236. you do understand this isn't
a trick, right?
I'm actually going to saw you inCopy !req
237. A trick, right?
I'm actually going to saw you in
half.Copy !req
238. I'm actually going to saw you in
half.
You're supposed to be screamingCopy !req
239. Half.
You're supposed to be screaming
for your lives right about now.Copy !req
240. You're supposed to be screaming
for your lives right about now.Copy !req
241. For your lives right about now.
no, seriously, I'm a serialCopy !req
242. no, seriously, I'm a serial
killer.Copy !req
243. No, seriously, I'm a serial
killer.
I'm really gonna kill you!Copy !req
244. Killer.
I'm really gonna kill you!Copy !req
245. the Halloween party is alive
in west hollywood.
Get your asses down here rightCopy !req
246. In west hollywood.
Get your asses down here right
now, 'cause every tom's dickCopy !req
247. Get your asses down here right
now, 'cause every tom's dick
is in harry.Copy !req
248. Now, 'cause every tom's dick
is in harry.
It's time to pa-a-rtay!Copy !req
249. ♪ and have our way
with those... ♪
♪ have our way with those...Copy !req
250. With those... ♪
♪ have our way with those...
black dynamite: Cream corn,Copy !req
251. ♪ have our way with those...
black dynamite: Cream corn,
this party looks gay.Copy !req
252. black dynamite: Cream corn,
this party looks gay.
cream corn: I know, right?Copy !req
253. This party looks gay.
cream corn: I know, right?
Everybody looks so happy!Copy !req
254. cream corn: I know, right?
Everybody looks so happy!
black dynamite: No, I meanCopy !req
255. Everybody looks so happy!
black dynamite: No, I mean
like little richard gay.Copy !req
256. black dynamite: No, I mean
like little richard gay.
cream corn: This is aCopy !req
257. Like little richard gay.
cream corn: This is a
Halloween party.Copy !req
258. cream corn: This is a
Halloween party.
Those are just costumes.Copy !req
259. Halloween party.
Those are just costumes.
whoo!Copy !req
260. Those are just costumes.
whoo!
Shut up!Copy !req
261. whoo!
Shut up!
black dynamite: I'm sorry,Copy !req
262. Shut up!
black dynamite: I'm sorry,
y'all.Copy !req
263. black dynamite: I'm sorry,
y'all.
I-I-I can't do this.Copy !req
264. Y'all.
I-I-I can't do this.
I-I-I can't!Copy !req
265. I-I-I can't do this.
I-I-I can't!
Man, it's a shameCopy !req
266. I-I-I can't!
Man, it's a shame
that something that happened toCopy !req
267. Man, it's a shame
that something that happened to
little black dynamite way backCopy !req
268. That something that happened to
little black dynamite way back
in the days would make bigCopy !req
269. Little black dynamite way back
in the days would make big
black dynamite scared of gays!Copy !req
270. In the days would make big
black dynamite scared of gays!
black dynamite: Now justCopy !req
271. Black dynamite scared of gays!
black dynamite: Now just
because black dynamite feelsCopy !req
272. black dynamite: Now just
because black dynamite feels
uncomfortable about thatCopy !req
273. Because black dynamite feels
uncomfortable about that
sucking booth overCopy !req
274. Uncomfortable about that
sucking booth over
there...Copy !req
275. sucking booth over
there...
that's gonna be extra.Copy !req
276. There...
that's gonna be extra.
black dynamite: ... And thatCopy !req
277. that's gonna be extra.
black dynamite: ... And that
drag queen race over here...Copy !req
278. black dynamite: ... And that
drag queen race over here...
and they're off!Copy !req
279. Drag queen race over here...
and they're off!
Coming up in the rear, it'sCopy !req
280. and they're off!
Coming up in the rear, it's
hershey's kiss.Copy !req
281. Coming up in the rear, it's
hershey's kiss.
black dynamite: ... Does notCopy !req
282. Hershey's kiss.
black dynamite: ... Does not
mean big black dynamite isCopy !req
283. black dynamite: ... Does not
mean big black dynamite is
scared of gay people.Copy !req
284. Mean big black dynamite is
scared of gay people.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
285. Scared of gay people.
Can you dig it?
booty for base!Copy !req
286. Can you dig it?
booty for base!
Get your hot booty for base!Copy !req
287. booty for base!
Get your hot booty for base!
Cream corn, you selling ass,Copy !req
288. Get your hot booty for base!
Cream corn, you selling ass,
too?Copy !req
289. Cream corn, you selling ass,
too?
You need to find another blockCopy !req
290. Too?
You need to find another block
'cause this is all mine.Copy !req
291. You need to find another block
'cause this is all mine.
black dynamite: Basehead,Copy !req
292. 'cause this is all mine.
black dynamite: Basehead,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
293. black dynamite: Basehead,
what are you doing here?
what you think I'm doing?Copy !req
294. What are you doing here?
what you think I'm doing?
To a basehead, this gay bash isCopy !req
295. what you think I'm doing?
To a basehead, this gay bash is
like valentine's day to aCopy !req
296. To a basehead, this gay bash is
like valentine's day to a
florist.Copy !req
297. Like valentine's day to a
florist.
Come one, come all!Copy !req
298. Florist.
Come one, come all!
Get it while it's hot!Copy !req
299. Come one, come all!
Get it while it's hot!
Booty for base!Copy !req
300. Get it while it's hot!
Booty for base!
black dynamite: Okay, it'sCopy !req
301. Booty for base!
black dynamite: Okay, it's
really time to go now!Copy !req
302. black dynamite: Okay, it's
really time to go now!
Hold on,Copy !req
303. Really time to go now!
Hold on,
black dynamite.Copy !req
304. Hold on,
black dynamite.
I can't go nowhere till I find aCopy !req
305. Black dynamite.
I can't go nowhere till I find a
latrine!Copy !req
306. I can't go nowhere till I find a
latrine!
Those chocolate bars areCopy !req
307. Latrine!
Those chocolate bars are
starting to give me the shitsCopy !req
308. Those chocolate bars are
starting to give me the shits
something mean!Copy !req
309. Starting to give me the shits
something mean!
ooh, look atCopy !req
310. Something mean!
ooh, look at
miss hide-your-thing right here!Copy !req
311. ooh, look at
miss hide-your-thing right here!
bitch, you know how to tuckCopy !req
312. Miss hide-your-thing right here!
bitch, you know how to tuck
some balls.Copy !req
313. bitch, you know how to tuck
some balls.
honey bee: Why, thank you!Copy !req
314. Some balls.
honey bee: Why, thank you!
Wait a minute!Copy !req
315. honey bee: Why, thank you!
Wait a minute!
Just because a bitch got bigCopy !req
316. Wait a minute!
Just because a bitch got big
shoulders don't mean she a man!Copy !req
317. Just because a bitch got big
shoulders don't mean she a man!
cream corn: Look,Copy !req
318. Shoulders don't mean she a man!
cream corn: Look,
black dynamite!Copy !req
319. cream corn: Look,
black dynamite!
The parade is starting!Copy !req
320. Black dynamite!
The parade is starting!
It looks like everybody isCopy !req
321. The parade is starting!
It looks like everybody is
coming out!Copy !req
322. It looks like everybody is
coming out!
The pipe layers!Copy !req
323. Coming out!
The pipe layers!
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
324. The pipe layers!
Ha ha ha ha!
The bean queens!Copy !req
325. Ha ha ha ha!
The bean queens!
The dls!Copy !req
326. The bean queens!
The dls!
Ha ha!Copy !req
327. The dls!
Ha ha!
black dynamite: I can't waitCopy !req
328. Ha ha!
black dynamite: I can't wait
for bullhorn anymore.Copy !req
329. black dynamite: I can't wait
for bullhorn anymore.
I'm a split.Copy !req
330. For bullhorn anymore.
I'm a split.Copy !req
331. I'm a split.Copy !req
332. here she is, the queen ofCopy !req
333. here she is, the queen of
queens!Copy !req
334. here she is, the queen of
queens!
The head bitch in charge!Copy !req
335. Queens!
The head bitch in charge!
And you know what I'm talkingCopy !req
336. The head bitch in charge!
And you know what I'm talking
about, the mother of theCopy !req
337. And you know what I'm talking
about, the mother of the
confetti pirates!Copy !req
338. About, the mother of the
confetti pirates!
The one, the only...Copy !req
339. Confetti pirates!
The one, the only...
Rip tayles!Copy !req
340. The one, the only...
Rip tayles!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
341. Rip tayles!
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
oh, myCopy !req
342. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
oh, my
goodness!Copy !req
343. oh, my
goodness!
Lezzies and trannies and bears,Copy !req
344. Goodness!
Lezzies and trannies and bears,
oh, my!Copy !req
345. Lezzies and trannies and bears,
oh, my!
The future belongs to us,Copy !req
346. Oh, my!
The future belongs to us,
bitches!Copy !req
347. The future belongs to us,
bitches!
Now looky, looky here.Copy !req
348. Bitches!
Now looky, looky here.
What does rip tayles see beforeCopy !req
349. Now looky, looky here.
What does rip tayles see before
him?Copy !req
350. What does rip tayles see before
him?
The first ladies next to theCopy !req
351. Him?
The first ladies next to the
bone collectors, the brownieCopy !req
352. The first ladies next to the
bone collectors, the brownie
kings next to the turd burglars,Copy !req
353. Bone collectors, the brownie
kings next to the turd burglars,
the peter puffers next to theCopy !req
354. Kings next to the turd burglars,
the peter puffers next to the
fairy bottoms.Copy !req
355. The peter puffers next to the
fairy bottoms.
And nobody's blowing anybody...Copy !req
356. Fairy bottoms.
And nobody's blowing anybody...
Away!Copy !req
357. And nobody's blowing anybody...
Away!Copy !req
358. Away!
there are just too many damnCopy !req
359. there are just too many damn
fairies to fit in this oneCopy !req
360. There are just too many damn
fairies to fit in this one
little crevice of hollywood.Copy !req
361. Fairies to fit in this one
little crevice of hollywood.
I mean, yes, we runCopy !req
362. Little crevice of hollywood.
I mean, yes, we run
west hollywood.Copy !req
363. I mean, yes, we run
west hollywood.
What about east hollywood,Copy !req
364. West hollywood.
What about east hollywood,
north hollywood,Copy !req
365. What about east hollywood,
north hollywood,
south hollywood?Copy !req
366. North hollywood,
south hollywood?
Well, I say, holly would ifCopy !req
367. South hollywood?
Well, I say, holly would if
holly could, but holly can't,Copy !req
368. Well, I say, holly would if
holly could, but holly can't,
so a gay mother should!Copy !req
369. Holly could, but holly can't,
so a gay mother should!
Can you dig it?Copy !req
370. So a gay mother should!
Can you dig it?
yeah, yeah!Copy !req
371. Can you dig it?
yeah, yeah!
can you dig it?Copy !req
372. yeah, yeah!
can you dig it?
Can... You... Dig... It?Copy !req
373. can you dig it?
Can... You... Dig... It?
I'm digging it right now.Copy !req
374. you? A serial killer?
Come on, pogo!
I'm serious!Copy !req
375. Come on, pogo!
I'm serious!
I dress up like a clown so noCopy !req
376. I'm serious!
I dress up like a clown so no
one would expect anything, andCopy !req
377. I dress up like a clown so no
one would expect anything, and
then I violently murder people.Copy !req
378. One would expect anything, and
then I violently murder people.
See?Copy !req
379. Then I violently murder people.
See?
It says right here.Copy !req
380. See?
It says right here.
"john gacy, also known asCopy !req
381. It says right here.
"john gacy, also known as
pogo the clown, is a serialCopy !req
382. "john gacy, also known as
pogo the clown, is a serial
killer."Copy !req
383. Pogo the clown, is a serial
killer."
wow!Copy !req
384. Killer."
wow!
A real, live serial killerCopy !req
385. wow!
A real, live serial killer
right here in our whorephanage!Copy !req
386. A real, live serial killer
right here in our whorephanage!
Man, this is gonna be the bestCopy !req
387. Right here in our whorephanage!
Man, this is gonna be the best
Halloween ever!Copy !req
388. Man, this is gonna be the best
Halloween ever!
you just— you really don'tCopy !req
389. Halloween ever!
you just— you really don't
get this, man.Copy !req
390. you just— you really don't
get this, man.
What the?Copy !req
391. rip tayles! Rip tayles!
as you all know, we have many
powerful civic leaders who areCopy !req
392. as you all know, we have many
powerful civic leaders who are
very, very gay.Copy !req
393. Powerful civic leaders who are
very, very gay.
And rip tayles is gonna pullCopy !req
394. Very, very gay.
And rip tayles is gonna pull
them out of their closets forCopy !req
395. And rip tayles is gonna pull
them out of their closets for
the straight world to see!Copy !req
396. Them out of their closets for
the straight world to see!
Unisex portaCopy !req
397. The straight world to see!
Unisex porta
potties!Copy !req
398. Unisex porta
potties!
Man, I tell you, I've seen itCopy !req
399. Potties!
Man, I tell you, I've seen it
all!Copy !req
400. Man, I tell you, I've seen it
all!
And I will spare you theCopy !req
401. All!
And I will spare you the
details of what's going on inCopy !req
402. And I will spare you the
details of what's going on in
those stalls!Copy !req
403. Details of what's going on in
those stalls!
black dynamite: Okay,Copy !req
404. Those stalls!
black dynamite: Okay,
bullhorn is back, and the crowdCopy !req
405. black dynamite: Okay,
bullhorn is back, and the crowd
is starting to loosen up.Copy !req
406. Bullhorn is back, and the crowd
is starting to loosen up.
Let's go!Copy !req
407. Is starting to loosen up.
Let's go!
cream corn: Aw, man,Copy !req
408. Let's go!
cream corn: Aw, man,
rip tayles is about to tell usCopy !req
409. cream corn: Aw, man,
rip tayles is about to tell us
who all the gay leaders are.Copy !req
410. Rip tayles is about to tell us
who all the gay leaders are.
Don't you want to know?Copy !req
411. Who all the gay leaders are.
Don't you want to know?
black dynamite: Look,Copy !req
412. Don't you want to know?
black dynamite: Look,
cream corn.Copy !req
413. black dynamite: Look,
cream corn.
Black dynamite ain't —Copy !req
414. Cream corn.
Black dynamite ain't —
the first name is — oh,Copy !req
415. Black dynamite ain't —
the first name is — oh,Copy !req
416. the first name is — oh,
black dynamite: No!Copy !req
417. son of a bitch, I just got
shot.
Has anybody here been shot?Copy !req
418. Shot.
Has anybody here been shot?
I mean, I'm already gone, soCopy !req
419. Has anybody here been shot?
I mean, I'm already gone, so
don't worry.Copy !req
420. I mean, I'm already gone, so
don't worry.
Tell tim I love him.Copy !req
421. Don't worry.
Tell tim I love him.
here, hold this!Copy !req
422. Tell tim I love him.
here, hold this!
cream corn: Okay!Copy !req
423. here, hold this!
cream corn: Okay!
Say what?Copy !req
424. cream corn: Okay!
Say what?
black dynamite: Cream corn!Copy !req
425. Say what?
black dynamite: Cream corn!
Toss that gun before they —Copy !req
426. black dynamite: Cream corn!
Toss that gun before they —
aahhh!Copy !req
427. Toss that gun before they —
aahhh!
he's the one!Copy !req
428. aahhh!
he's the one!
The warriors did it!Copy !req
429. he's the one!
The warriors did it!
The warriors did it!Copy !req
430. The warriors did it!
The warriors did it!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
431. come on, bitches.
Let's get 'em!
You're gonna get punched inCopy !req
432. Let's get 'em!
You're gonna get punched in
the dick.Copy !req
433. You're gonna get punched in
the dick.
get him!Copy !req
434. The dick.
get him!
oh, yeah!Copy !req
435. get him!
oh, yeah!
cream corn: There's too manyCopy !req
436. oh, yeah!
cream corn: There's too many
of them, black dynamite!Copy !req
437. cream corn: There's too many
of them, black dynamite!
What should we do?Copy !req
438. Of them, black dynamite!
What should we do?
Should we run?Copy !req
439. What should we do?
Should we run?
black dynamite: Cream corn,Copy !req
440. Should we run?
black dynamite: Cream corn,
black dynamite don't run fromCopy !req
441. black dynamite: Cream corn,
black dynamite don't run from
no homosexuals.Copy !req
442. Black dynamite don't run from
no homosexuals.
In fact...Copy !req
443. No homosexuals.
In fact...
oh, your friends gone?Copy !req
444. huh?
black dynamite: Before you
ask, I'm not running away fromCopy !req
445. black dynamite: Before you
ask, I'm not running away from
those fairies.Copy !req
446. Ask, I'm not running away from
those fairies.
I'm running because I have notCopy !req
447. Those fairies.
I'm running because I have not
done my cardio today.Copy !req
448. I'm running because I have not
done my cardio today.
So, for the record, this is justCopy !req
449. Done my cardio today.
So, for the record, this is just
an exercise that black dynamiteCopy !req
450. So, for the record, this is just
an exercise that black dynamite
was gonna do, anyway, right atCopy !req
451. An exercise that black dynamite
was gonna do, anyway, right at
this moment.Copy !req
452. okay, this the most fun we're
gonna have on Halloween, so
let's enjoy it beforeCopy !req
453. Gonna have on Halloween, so
let's enjoy it before
black dynamite gets back.Copy !req
454. Let's enjoy it before
black dynamite gets back.
orphans, pogo the clownCopy !req
455. Black dynamite gets back.
orphans, pogo the clown
doesn't take his serial killingCopy !req
456. orphans, pogo the clown
doesn't take his serial killing
as a joke.Copy !req
457. Doesn't take his serial killing
as a joke.
And you know what?Copy !req
458. As a joke.
And you know what?
You shouldn't, either, becauseCopy !req
459. And you know what?
You shouldn't, either, because
when I — oh-oh!Copy !req
460. You shouldn't, either, because
when I — oh-oh!Copy !req
461. When I — oh-oh!
that's why your parents areCopy !req
462. that's why your parents are
dead!Copy !req
463. That's why your parents are
dead!Copy !req
464. poof!
poof!Copy !req
465. poof!
Wait! Everybody stop!Copy !req
466. Poof!
Wait! Everybody stop!
I know who shot rip tayles!Copy !req
467. Wait! Everybody stop!
I know who shot rip tayles!
black dynamite: Well, whoCopy !req
468. I know who shot rip tayles!
black dynamite: Well, who
was it, then, basehead?Copy !req
469. black dynamite: Well, who
was it, then, basehead?
how the hell am I supposed toCopy !req
470. Was it, then, basehead?
how the hell am I supposed to
remember?Copy !req
471. how the hell am I supposed to
remember?
I was high at the time!Copy !req
472. Remember?
I was high at the time!
Don't hold back,Copy !req
473. I was high at the time!
Don't hold back,
black dynamite!Copy !req
474. Don't hold back,
black dynamite!
Just kick some sissy behind, andCopy !req
475. Black dynamite!
Just kick some sissy behind, and
everything will be all right!Copy !req
476. Just kick some sissy behind, and
everything will be all right!
black dynamite: I tried toCopy !req
477. Everything will be all right!
black dynamite: I tried to
hit these sissies, bullhorn, butCopy !req
478. black dynamite: I tried to
hit these sissies, bullhorn, but
I can't, all right!Copy !req
479. Hit these sissies, bullhorn, but
I can't, all right!
honey bee: What? Why not?Copy !req
480. I can't, all right!
honey bee: What? Why not?
black dynamite: My mommaCopy !req
481. honey bee: What? Why not?
black dynamite: My momma
told me to never hit anybodyCopy !req
482. black dynamite: My momma
told me to never hit anybody
without balls, and that'sCopy !req
483. Told me to never hit anybody
without balls, and that's
exactly what I'm never going toCopy !req
484. Without balls, and that's
exactly what I'm never going to
do.Copy !req
485. Exactly what I'm never going to
do.
How can I kick their asses inCopy !req
486. Do.
How can I kick their asses in
the dick if I don't know ifCopy !req
487. How can I kick their asses in
the dick if I don't know if
their asses have dicks orCopy !req
488. The dick if I don't know if
their asses have dicks or
not?Copy !req
489. Their asses have dicks or
not?
we're gonna kick your ass.Copy !req
490. Not?
we're gonna kick your ass.
It's — oh, my god, what isCopy !req
491. we're gonna kick your ass.
It's — oh, my god, what is
that smell?Copy !req
492. It's — oh, my god, what is
that smell?Copy !req
493. That smell?
oh!Copy !req
494. oh!
Oh, my god.Copy !req
495. Oh!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, I'm gonna —Copy !req
496. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, I'm gonna —Copy !req
497. Oh, my god, I'm gonna —
oh, my god, 'cause that's not aCopy !req
498. oh, my god, 'cause that's not a
fart.Copy !req
499. Oh, my god, 'cause that's not a
fart.
Somebody himself inCopy !req
500. Fart.
Somebody himself in
this mother.Copy !req
501. Somebody himself in
this mother.
You are crazy.Copy !req
502. This mother.
You are crazy.
I cannot tell aCopy !req
503. You are crazy.
I cannot tell a
tale, tiny or tall, but thisCopy !req
504. I cannot tell a
tale, tiny or tall, but this
running mixed with these marsCopy !req
505. Tale, tiny or tall, but this
running mixed with these mars
candy bars done made me shitCopy !req
506. Running mixed with these mars
candy bars done made me shit
in my drawers!Copy !req
507. Candy bars done made me shit
in my drawers!
black dynamite: Bullhorn, ICopy !req
508. In my drawers!
black dynamite: Bullhorn, I
thought you dropped your loadCopy !req
509. black dynamite: Bullhorn, I
thought you dropped your load
back at the gay bash.Copy !req
510. Thought you dropped your load
back at the gay bash.
Well, I tried butCopy !req
511. Back at the gay bash.
Well, I tried but
I couldn't concentrate at all.Copy !req
512. Well, I tried but
I couldn't concentrate at all.
It's hard to whenCopy !req
513. I couldn't concentrate at all.
It's hard to when
you're dodging pokingCopy !req
514. It's hard to when
you're dodging poking
through the wall!Copy !req
515. You're dodging poking
through the wall!
yeah, you're as good as dead.Copy !req
516. Through the wall!
yeah, you're as good as dead.
I'm gonna cut you all in half.Copy !req
517. yeah, you're as good as dead.
I'm gonna cut you all in half.Copy !req
518. I'm gonna cut you all in half.
whatever you do, pogo, don'tCopy !req
519. whatever you do, pogo, don't
come down here!Copy !req
520. whatever you do, pogo, don't
come down here!
There's nothing but orphansCopy !req
521. Come down here!
There's nothing but orphans
waiting to be serial-killed!Copy !req
522. cream corn: What should we
do, black dynamite?
Should we just bend over andCopy !req
523. Do, black dynamite?
Should we just bend over and
take it?Copy !req
524. Should we just bend over and
take it?
hey, if you can get me highCopy !req
525. Take it?
hey, if you can get me high
again, I can tell you who killedCopy !req
526. hey, if you can get me high
again, I can tell you who killed
rip tayles, and y'all will beCopy !req
527. Again, I can tell you who killed
rip tayles, and y'all will be
off the hook!Copy !req
528. Rip tayles, and y'all will be
off the hook!
honey bee: How we gonna scoreCopy !req
529. Off the hook!
honey bee: How we gonna score
some damn base if everybody inCopy !req
530. honey bee: How we gonna score
some damn base if everybody in
the city wants to kill us?Copy !req
531. Some damn base if everybody in
the city wants to kill us?
don't worry.Copy !req
532. The city wants to kill us?
don't worry.
I got a secret stash atCopy !req
533. don't worry.
I got a secret stash at
santa monica pier.Copy !req
534. I got a secret stash at
santa monica pier.
cream corn: But that's likeCopy !req
535. Santa monica pier.
cream corn: But that's like
ten miles away!Copy !req
536. cream corn: But that's like
ten miles away!
Man, save that forCopy !req
537. Ten miles away!
Man, save that for
the birds, 'cause ain't no wayCopy !req
538. Man, save that for
the birds, 'cause ain't no way
in hell I'm running ten milesCopy !req
539. The birds, 'cause ain't no way
in hell I'm running ten miles
with my ass dropping turds.Copy !req
540. In hell I'm running ten miles
with my ass dropping turds.
cream corn: Ooh, I know!Copy !req
541. With my ass dropping turds.
cream corn: Ooh, I know!
We could catch the bus.Copy !req
542. cream corn: Ooh, I know!
We could catch the bus.
I never seen a gay dude on theCopy !req
543. We could catch the bus.
I never seen a gay dude on the
bus.Copy !req
544. I never seen a gay dude on the
bus.
black dynamite: All right,Copy !req
545. Bus.
black dynamite: All right,
y'all, we need to split up andCopy !req
546. black dynamite: All right,
y'all, we need to split up and
throw these ladies... Men...Copy !req
547. Y'all, we need to split up and
throw these ladies... Men...
Whatever, people off track.Copy !req
548. Throw these ladies... Men...
Whatever, people off track.
Honey bee, cream corn, andCopy !req
549. Whatever, people off track.
Honey bee, cream corn, and
bullhorn, you go that way.Copy !req
550. Honey bee, cream corn, and
bullhorn, you go that way.
Black dynamite and basehead areCopy !req
551. Bullhorn, you go that way.
Black dynamite and basehead are
gonna get his base at theCopy !req
552. Black dynamite and basehead are
gonna get his base at the
santa monica pier.Copy !req
553. Gonna get his base at the
santa monica pier.
Meet us there.Copy !req
554. Santa monica pier.
Meet us there.
On one...Copy !req
555. Meet us there.
On one...
Break!Copy !req
556. On one...
Break!
Hmm?Copy !req
557. Break!
Hmm?
Huh, what? Who?Copy !req
558. look, orphan, normally I
would turn this whole place into
an ocean of blood.Copy !req
559. Would turn this whole place into
an ocean of blood.
But if you come down from thereCopy !req
560. An ocean of blood.
But if you come down from there
right now, I promise I'll justCopy !req
561. But if you come down from there
right now, I promise I'll just
leave a little puddle.Copy !req
562. Right now, I promise I'll just
leave a little puddle.
do you pogo promise?Copy !req
563. Leave a little puddle.
do you pogo promise?
I double pogo promise.Copy !req
564. do you pogo promise?
I double pogo promise.
okay! Here I come.Copy !req
565. I double pogo promise.
okay! Here I come.
are you throwingCopy !req
566. okay! Here I come.
are you throwing
dildos?Copy !req
567. I just got word that the
warriors have done a nice
sexy-ass split.Copy !req
568. Warriors have done a nice
sexy-ass split.
But you better watch yourCopy !req
569. Sexy-ass split.
But you better watch your
asses, because here come theCopy !req
570. But you better watch your
asses, because here come the
rump rangers, and they are readyCopy !req
571. Asses, because here come the
rump rangers, and they are ready
to ride you like a rodeo!Copy !req
572. Rump rangers, and they are ready
to ride you like a rodeo!
You better giddyup now!Copy !req
573. To ride you like a rodeo!
You better giddyup now!Copy !req
574. You better giddyup now!
black dynamite, I can't runCopy !req
575. black dynamite, I can't run
no more!Copy !req
576. black dynamite, I can't run
no more!
A basehead needs a break!Copy !req
577. No more!
A basehead needs a break!
black dynamite: Well, youCopy !req
578. A basehead needs a break!
black dynamite: Well, you
know I can't be fighting no ladyCopy !req
579. black dynamite: Well, you
know I can't be fighting no lady
men.Copy !req
580. Know I can't be fighting no lady
men.
So, if we take a break we'reCopy !req
581. Men.
So, if we take a break we're
in trouble!Copy !req
582. ne-e-e-igh!
I'm a horse, bitch.
damn!Copy !req
583. I'm a horse, bitch.
damn!
I only see like thisCopy !req
584. damn!
I only see like this
when I'm high.Copy !req
585. I only see like this
when I'm high.
black dynamite: But you knowCopy !req
586. When I'm high.
black dynamite: But you know
what their mistake was,Copy !req
587. black dynamite: But you know
what their mistake was,
basehead?Copy !req
588. What their mistake was,
basehead?
Not dressing up like ladies,Copy !req
589. Basehead?
Not dressing up like ladies,
which means black dynamite doesCopy !req
590. Not dressing up like ladies,
which means black dynamite does
not feel like his code of ethicsCopy !req
591. Which means black dynamite does
not feel like his code of ethics
are being violated, which meansCopy !req
592. Not feel like his code of ethics
are being violated, which means
these rump rangers are in forCopy !req
593. Are being violated, which means
these rump rangers are in for
one literal and figurative assCopy !req
594. These rump rangers are in for
one literal and figurative ass
whoopin'.Copy !req
595. One literal and figurative ass
whoopin'.
Oh, suey!Copy !req
596. ha ha!
You roasted those rump rangers.
Cream corn, you selling ass,Copy !req
597. You roasted those rump rangers.
Cream corn, you selling ass,
too?Copy !req
598. Cream corn, you selling ass,
too?
black dynamite: Your memoryCopy !req
599. Too?
black dynamite: Your memory
is slipping by the second.Copy !req
600. black dynamite: Your memory
is slipping by the second.
We gotta get that base beforeCopy !req
601. Is slipping by the second.
We gotta get that base before
it's too late.Copy !req
602. cream corn: Looks like we
shook 'em.
Man, I can't run noCopy !req
603. Shook 'em.
Man, I can't run no
more.Copy !req
604. Man, I can't run no
more.
I tell ya, I can't, especiallyCopy !req
605. More.
I tell ya, I can't, especially
since I done pooped in my pants!Copy !req
606. I tell ya, I can't, especially
since I done pooped in my pants!
honey bee: Damn!Copy !req
607. Since I done pooped in my pants!
honey bee: Damn!
cream corn: Ooh, there's aCopy !req
608. honey bee: Damn!
cream corn: Ooh, there's a
bus stop that goes right to theCopy !req
609. cream corn: Ooh, there's a
bus stop that goes right to the
santa monica pier.Copy !req
610. Bus stop that goes right to the
santa monica pier.
Oh!Copy !req
611. Santa monica pier.
Oh!
the bus stop, I'mCopy !req
612. Oh!
the bus stop, I'm
looking at them badass bitchesCopy !req
613. the bus stop, I'm
looking at them badass bitches
in fishnets and tube tops.Copy !req
614. Looking at them badass bitches
in fishnets and tube tops.
Pardon me, ladies.Copy !req
615. In fishnets and tube tops.
Pardon me, ladies.
I don't mean to sound pushy,Copy !req
616. Pardon me, ladies.
I don't mean to sound pushy,
but we sure would love to haveCopy !req
617. I don't mean to sound pushy,
but we sure would love to have
some of yourCopy !req
618. But we sure would love to have
some of your
mmm, I love the way you makeCopy !req
619. Some of your
mmm, I love the way you make
my rhyme.Copy !req
620. mmm, I love the way you make
my rhyme.
honey bee: Come on, bullhorn!Copy !req
621. My rhyme.
honey bee: Come on, bullhorn!
Now you know we got to meetCopy !req
622. honey bee: Come on, bullhorn!
Now you know we got to meet
black dynamite atCopy !req
623. Now you know we got to meet
black dynamite at
santa monica pier!Copy !req
624. Black dynamite at
santa monica pier!
Now, you two can't be playingCopy !req
625. Santa monica pier!
Now, you two can't be playing
around!Copy !req
626. Now, you two can't be playing
around!
cream corn: Where y'all twoCopy !req
627. Around!
cream corn: Where y'all two
muscular chunkalicious ladiesCopy !req
628. cream corn: Where y'all two
muscular chunkalicious ladies
going tonight besides my wetCopy !req
629. Muscular chunkalicious ladies
going tonight besides my wet
dreams?Copy !req
630. Going tonight besides my wet
dreams?
Ha ha.Copy !req
631. Dreams?
Ha ha.
honey bee: Uh, this ain't...Copy !req
632. Ha ha.
honey bee: Uh, this ain't...
That's — they're not — doCopy !req
633. honey bee: Uh, this ain't...
That's — they're not — do
y'all need glasses?Copy !req
634. That's — they're not — do
y'all need glasses?
oh, we going to the big gayCopy !req
635. Y'all need glasses?
oh, we going to the big gay
after bash.Copy !req
636. oh, we going to the big gay
after bash.
You boys with big, bountiful,Copy !req
637. After bash.
You boys with big, bountiful,
beautiful balls want to come?Copy !req
638. You boys with big, bountiful,
beautiful balls want to come?
honey bee: This is not ourCopy !req
639. Beautiful balls want to come?
honey bee: This is not our
bus, y'all!Copy !req
640. honey bee: This is not our
bus, y'all!
We're supposed to be on our wayCopy !req
641. Bus, y'all!
We're supposed to be on our way
to the— ugh!Copy !req
642. We're supposed to be on our way
to the— ugh!
That's — oh, so, we'reCopy !req
643. To the— ugh!
That's — oh, so, we're
adventurous now?Copy !req
644. That's — oh, so, we're
adventurous now?
Okay, so, we're just gonna takeCopy !req
645. Adventurous now?
Okay, so, we're just gonna take
an adventure now?Copy !req
646. Okay, so, we're just gonna take
an adventure now?
Okay.Copy !req
647. ooh, child, that's crazy.
You're crazy!
honey bee: Okay, now, y'allCopy !req
648. You're crazy!
honey bee: Okay, now, y'all
had your fun.Copy !req
649. honey bee: Okay, now, y'all
had your fun.
Now we got to go!Copy !req
650. Had your fun.
Now we got to go!
aw, come on.Copy !req
651. Now we got to go!
aw, come on.
They just got here.Copy !req
652. aw, come on.
They just got here.
yeah, we got a big surpriseCopy !req
653. They just got here.
yeah, we got a big surprise
for you two.Copy !req
654. yeah, we got a big surprise
for you two.
I hope you like packages, causeCopy !req
655. For you two.
I hope you like packages, cause
we got a sweet set of sexy sacksCopy !req
656. I hope you like packages, cause
we got a sweet set of sexy sacks
for both of you.Copy !req
657. We got a sweet set of sexy sacks
for both of you.
cream corn: The bigger theCopy !req
658. For both of you.
cream corn: The bigger the
better, baby.Copy !req
659. cream corn: The bigger the
better, baby.
Show me to them sweet and sexyCopy !req
660. Better, baby.
Show me to them sweet and sexy
sacks.Copy !req
661. Show me to them sweet and sexy
sacks.
honey bee: What the hell?Copy !req
662. Sacks.
honey bee: What the hell?
Now, this is just getting justCopy !req
663. honey bee: What the hell?
Now, this is just getting just
really ridic—Copy !req
664. Now, this is just getting just
really ridic—
Hell, yeah, I likeCopy !req
665. Really ridic—
Hell, yeah, I like
to party!Copy !req
666. Hell, yeah, I like
to party!
No ifs ands or buts!Copy !req
667. To party!
No ifs ands or buts!
How can a man resist with theseCopy !req
668. No ifs ands or buts!
How can a man resist with these
titties, these thighs, andCopy !req
669. How can a man resist with these
titties, these thighs, and
these big-ass...Copy !req
670. Titties, these thighs, and
these big-ass...
cream corn: What the?Copy !req
671. These big-ass...
cream corn: What the?
Nuts!Copy !req
672. cream corn: What the?
Nuts!
cream corn: Aahhh!Copy !req
673. Nuts!
cream corn: Aahhh!
they killed rip tayles!Copy !req
674. cream corn: Aahhh!
they killed rip tayles!
Hermorphadykes attack!Copy !req
675. they killed rip tayles!
Hermorphadykes attack!
Get them!Copy !req
676. Hermorphadykes attack!
Get them!
Let's split!Copy !req
677. Get them!
Let's split!
They got dicks!Copy !req
678. Let's split!
They got dicks!
Aahhh!Copy !req
679. They got dicks!
Aahhh!
cream corn: And I was justCopy !req
680. Aahhh!
cream corn: And I was just
starting to like her, too!Copy !req
681. cream corn: And I was just
starting to like her, too!
honey bee: You know what?Copy !req
682. Starting to like her, too!
honey bee: You know what?
That's what the hell y'all get!Copy !req
683. honey bee: You know what?
That's what the hell y'all get!
Now I doneCopy !req
684. That's what the hell y'all get!
Now I done
she-elephants, whales,Copy !req
685. Now I done
she-elephants, whales,
dinosaurs, and all!Copy !req
686. She-elephants, whales,
dinosaurs, and all!
But I would never aCopy !req
687. Dinosaurs, and all!
But I would never a
woman with man-sized balls!Copy !req
688. the hermorphadykes couldn't
get the job done.
Maybe it wasn't their turn toCopy !req
689. Get the job done.
Maybe it wasn't their turn to
come out of the closet just yet.Copy !req
690. Maybe it wasn't their turn to
come out of the closet just yet.
Well, stick 'n balls, it's yourCopy !req
691. Come out of the closet just yet.
Well, stick 'n balls, it's your
turn up to bat.Copy !req
692. Well, stick 'n balls, it's your
turn up to bat.
And, warriors, these bitchesCopy !req
693. Turn up to bat.
And, warriors, these bitches
sure ain't afraid to come out toCopy !req
694. And, warriors, these bitches
sure ain't afraid to come out to
play.Copy !req
695. Sure ain't afraid to come out to
play.
black dynamite: Basehead, ICopy !req
696. Play.
black dynamite: Basehead, I
don't know where the hell we areCopy !req
697. black dynamite: Basehead, I
don't know where the hell we are
right now.Copy !req
698. Don't know where the hell we are
right now.
And wherever we are, I couldn'tCopy !req
699. Right now.
And wherever we are, I couldn't
tell you where the hell it was.Copy !req
700. We got a problem, basehead.
I can't tell if they're men or
women.Copy !req
701. I can't tell if they're men or
women.
Are those softball bats orCopy !req
702. Women.
Are those softball bats or
baseball bats?Copy !req
703. Are those softball bats or
baseball bats?
why, that's a very goodCopy !req
704. Baseball bats?
why, that's a very good
question!Copy !req
705. why, that's a very good
question!
play ball!Copy !req
706. Question!
play ball!
although the differencesCopy !req
707. play ball!
although the differences
between a softball bat and aCopy !req
708. although the differences
between a softball bat and a
baseball bat are not monumental,Copy !req
709. Between a softball bat and a
baseball bat are not monumental,
they do exist.Copy !req
710. Baseball bat are not monumental,
they do exist.
Softball bats have a maximumCopy !req
711. They do exist.
Softball bats have a maximum
barrel of 21/4".Copy !req
712. Softball bats have a maximum
barrel of 21/4".
On the other hand, baseball batsCopy !req
713. Barrel of 21/4".
On the other hand, baseball bats
have a maximum diameter ofCopy !req
714. On the other hand, baseball bats
have a maximum diameter of
23/4" and have a longer range.Copy !req
715. Have a maximum diameter of
23/4" and have a longer range.
black dynamite: AnythingCopy !req
716. 23/4" and have a longer range.
black dynamite: Anything
else?Copy !req
717. black dynamite: Anything
else?
softball bats have twoCopy !req
718. Else?
softball bats have two
markings that baseball batsCopy !req
719. softball bats have two
markings that baseball bats
don't have.Copy !req
720. Markings that baseball bats
don't have.
One of these markings is theCopy !req
721. Don't have.
One of these markings is the
asa logo, which all softballCopy !req
722. One of these markings is the
asa logo, which all softball
bats must have.Copy !req
723. Asa logo, which all softball
bats must have.
black dynamite: Well, thereCopy !req
724. Bats must have.
black dynamite: Well, there
are no markings on this bat,Copy !req
725. black dynamite: Well, there
are no markings on this bat,
which means it's not a softballCopy !req
726. Are no markings on this bat,
which means it's not a softball
bat, which means they'reCopy !req
727. Which means it's not a softball
bat, which means they're
baseball players, which meansCopy !req
728. Bat, which means they're
baseball players, which means
the stick 'n balls got sticksCopy !req
729. Baseball players, which means
the stick 'n balls got sticks
and balls!Copy !req
730. The stick 'n balls got sticks
and balls!
Suey!Copy !req
731. And balls!
Suey!
Man, I wish we had a map.Copy !req
732. Suey!
Man, I wish we had a map.
man, we don't need a map!Copy !req
733. Man, I wish we had a map.
man, we don't need a map!
I can smell base from a mileCopy !req
734. man, we don't need a map!
I can smell base from a mile
away.Copy !req
735. I can smell base from a mile
away.Copy !req
736. Away.
that's gonna be some greatCopy !req
737. That's gonna be some great
it's thataway!Copy !req
738. shh!
shh!Copy !req
739. shh!
shh!
shh!Copy !req
740. shh!
shh!
shh!Copy !req
741. shh!
shh!
shh!Copy !req
742. shh!
shh!
shh!Copy !req
743. shh!
shh!
shh!Copy !req
744. shh!
shh!
Ohh!Copy !req
745. shh!
Ohh!
all right, orphans, let'sCopy !req
746. Ohh!
all right, orphans, let's
make this a serial-killingCopy !req
747. all right, orphans, let's
make this a serial-killing
Halloween night to remember!Copy !req
748. Hee-yah!
oh, it is almost morning,
queens, and I am as mad as aCopy !req
749. oh, it is almost morning,
queens, and I am as mad as a
fresh fox in a fire.Copy !req
750. Queens, and I am as mad as a
fresh fox in a fire.
The warriors have slippedCopy !req
751. Fresh fox in a fire.
The warriors have slipped
through your soft hands yetCopy !req
752. The warriors have slipped
through your soft hands yet
again.Copy !req
753. Through your soft hands yet
again.
black dynamite: Good.Copy !req
754. Again.
black dynamite: Good.
Y'all made it.Copy !req
755. black dynamite: Good.
Y'all made it.
We are almost home free.Copy !req
756. Y'all made it.
We are almost home free.
cream corn: Wait a minute!Copy !req
757. We are almost home free.
cream corn: Wait a minute!
This ain't over yet,Copy !req
758. cream corn: Wait a minute!
This ain't over yet,
black dynamite.Copy !req
759. This ain't over yet,
black dynamite.
Listen to this.Copy !req
760. Black dynamite.
Listen to this.
looks like the warriors haeCopy !req
761. Listen to this.
looks like the warriors hae
hit the pier, queers.Copy !req
762. looks like the warriors hae
hit the pier, queers.
It's up to you, money shots!Copy !req
763. Hit the pier, queers.
It's up to you, money shots!
You've got the juice.Copy !req
764. It's up to you, money shots!
You've got the juice.
Now really pour it on thick!Copy !req
765. You've got the juice.
Now really pour it on thick!
black dynamite: Y'all handleCopy !req
766. Now really pour it on thick!
black dynamite: Y'all handle
the money shots and try not toCopy !req
767. black dynamite: Y'all handle
the money shots and try not to
get whatever that is on you.Copy !req
768. The money shots and try not to
get whatever that is on you.
Now, where the hell's that base,Copy !req
769. Get whatever that is on you.
Now, where the hell's that base,
basehead?Copy !req
770. Now, where the hell's that base,
basehead?
it's up on that thereCopy !req
771. Basehead?
it's up on that there
ferris wheel.Copy !req
772. it's up on that there
ferris wheel.
black dynamite:Copy !req
773. Suey!
There's nothing here, basehead!
oh, yeah?Copy !req
774. There's nothing here, basehead!
oh, yeah?
You know what?Copy !req
775. oh, yeah?
You know what?
I already smoked that base.Copy !req
776. You know what?
I already smoked that base.
Do you think you can take meCopy !req
777. I already smoked that base.
Do you think you can take me
back to the gay bash?Copy !req
778. Do you think you can take me
back to the gay bash?
black dynamite: God damn it,Copy !req
779. Back to the gay bash?
black dynamite: God damn it,
basehead!Copy !req
780. black dynamite: God damn it,
basehead!
Honey bee, what happened to theCopy !req
781. Basehead!
Honey bee, what happened to the
money shots?Copy !req
782. Honey bee, what happened to the
money shots?
honey bee: after oneCopy !req
783. Money shots?
honey bee: after one
shot, the mother fellCopy !req
784. honey bee: after one
shot, the mother fell
asleep.Copy !req
785. Shot, the mother fell
asleep.Copy !req
786. Asleep.
warriors!Copy !req
787. warriors!
Come out like a ga-a-a-y!Copy !req
788. warriors!
Come out like a ga-a-a-y!
Warriors!Copy !req
789. Come out like a ga-a-a-y!
Warriors!
Come out like a ga-a-a-y!Copy !req
790. Warriors!
Come out like a ga-a-a-y!Copy !req
791. Come out like a ga-a-a-y!
thank you, basehead.Copy !req
792. thank you, basehead.
cream corn: Basehead, youCopy !req
793. Thank you, basehead.
cream corn: Basehead, you
sold us out, sucker!Copy !req
794. cream corn: Basehead, you
sold us out, sucker!
you're damn right!Copy !req
795. Sold us out, sucker!
you're damn right!
Wait. I did?Copy !req
796. you're damn right!
Wait. I did?
Well, what y'all expect?Copy !req
797. Wait. I did?
Well, what y'all expect?
I'm a basehead!Copy !req
798. Well, what y'all expect?
I'm a basehead!
I bet you want to know why weCopy !req
799. I'm a basehead!
I bet you want to know why we
set you up and who we are, huh?Copy !req
800. I bet you want to know why we
set you up and who we are, huh?
black dynamite: Well, I knowCopy !req
801. Set you up and who we are, huh?
black dynamite: Well, I know
who you are, j. Edgar hoover,Copy !req
802. black dynamite: Well, I know
who you are, j. Edgar hoover,
but I don't know why you set upCopy !req
803. Who you are, j. Edgar hoover,
but I don't know why you set up
my man, cream corn.Copy !req
804. But I don't know why you set up
my man, cream corn.
oh, my god!Copy !req
805. My man, cream corn.
oh, my god!
Who the toldCopy !req
806. oh, my god!
Who the told
black dynamite?Copy !req
807. Who the told
black dynamite?
I swear, I am going to punchCopy !req
808. Black dynamite?
I swear, I am going to punch
somebody in the dick!Copy !req
809. I swear, I am going to punch
somebody in the dick!
black dynamite: EverybodyCopy !req
810. Somebody in the dick!
black dynamite: Everybody
already knew you were stricklyCopy !req
811. black dynamite: Everybody
already knew you were strickly
dickly.Copy !req
812. Already knew you were strickly
dickly.
Plus, that wig ain't hidingCopy !req
813. Dickly.
Plus, that wig ain't hiding
that ugly face of yours.Copy !req
814. Plus, that wig ain't hiding
that ugly face of yours.
So, are you the one that killedCopy !req
815. That ugly face of yours.
So, are you the one that killed
rip tayles?Copy !req
816. So, are you the one that killed
rip tayles?
yeah, it was me!Copy !req
817. Rip tayles?
yeah, it was me!
I wanted to keep him from outingCopy !req
818. yeah, it was me!
I wanted to keep him from outing
me!Copy !req
819. I wanted to keep him from outing
me!
And I would have gotten awayCopy !req
820. Me!
And I would have gotten away
with it, too, if it wasn't forCopy !req
821. And I would have gotten away
with it, too, if it wasn't for
you darn kids.Copy !req
822. With it, too, if it wasn't for
you darn kids.
black dynamite: J. EdgarCopy !req
823. You darn kids.
black dynamite: J. Edgar
hoover, since I got you here,Copy !req
824. black dynamite: J. Edgar
hoover, since I got you here,
black dynamite's gonna need youCopy !req
825. Hoover, since I got you here,
black dynamite's gonna need you
to explain to him what a trannyCopy !req
826. Black dynamite's gonna need you
to explain to him what a tranny
is, because just when he thoughtCopy !req
827. To explain to him what a tranny
is, because just when he thought
he had this homo shit figuredCopy !req
828. Is, because just when he thought
he had this homo shit figured
out, it just got one dickCopy !req
829. He had this homo shit figured
out, it just got one dick
deeper.Copy !req
830. Out, it just got one dick
deeper.
okay, seriously, you reallyCopy !req
831. Deeper.
okay, seriously, you really
want me to —Copy !req
832. okay, seriously, you really
want me to —Copy !req
833. Want me to —
all, right, there's homos,Copy !req
834. all, right, there's homos,
transsexuals, and transvestites.Copy !req
835. All, right, there's homos,
transsexuals, and transvestites.
Homos dress like men but likeCopy !req
836. Transsexuals, and transvestites.
Homos dress like men but like
men.Copy !req
837. Homos dress like men but like
men.
Transsexuals get their genitalsCopy !req
838. Men.
Transsexuals get their genitals
switched.Copy !req
839. Transsexuals get their genitals
switched.
They haven't really got thatCopy !req
840. Switched.
They haven't really got that
surgery perfected yet.Copy !req
841. They haven't really got that
surgery perfected yet.
That's pretty new, so theyCopy !req
842. Surgery perfected yet.
That's pretty new, so they
aren't too many of them.Copy !req
843. That's pretty new, so they
aren't too many of them.
Transvestites are men who dressCopy !req
844. Aren't too many of them.
Transvestites are men who dress
up like women.Copy !req
845. Transvestites are men who dress
up like women.
They could like men or not likeCopy !req
846. Up like women.
They could like men or not like
men.Copy !req
847. They could like men or not like
men.
The first ladies here fit intoCopy !req
848. Men.
The first ladies here fit into
the latter category.Copy !req
849. The first ladies here fit into
the latter category.
black dynamite: So, whatCopy !req
850. The latter category.
black dynamite: So, what
you're saying is that you stillCopy !req
851. black dynamite: So, what
you're saying is that you still
have your balls intact.Copy !req
852. You're saying is that you still
have your balls intact.
correct.Copy !req
853. Have your balls intact.
correct.
black dynamite: So, what ICopy !req
854. correct.
black dynamite: So, what I
realize now is that most ofCopy !req
855. black dynamite: So, what I
realize now is that most of
y'all actually have balls.Copy !req
856. Realize now is that most of
y'all actually have balls.
And at first I was confused withCopy !req
857. Y'all actually have balls.
And at first I was confused with
all the dresses and whatnot.Copy !req
858. And at first I was confused with
all the dresses and whatnot.
But everything's clear toCopy !req
859. All the dresses and whatnot.
But everything's clear to
black dynamite now.Copy !req
860. But everything's clear to
black dynamite now.
well, I'm glad you came toCopy !req
861. Black dynamite now.
well, I'm glad you came to
that realization.Copy !req
862. well, I'm glad you came to
that realization.
Now prepare to die!Copy !req
863. That realization.
Now prepare to die!
Aah!Copy !req
864. huh?Copy !req
865. Okay, what, seriously?
You caught my load in your
mouth?Copy !req
866. You caught my load in your
mouth?
That is soooo gay!Copy !req
867. Mouth?
That is soooo gay!
black dynamite: J. EdgarCopy !req
868. That is soooo gay!
black dynamite: J. Edgar
hoover, nobody shoots his loadCopy !req
869. black dynamite: J. Edgar
hoover, nobody shoots his load
at black dynamite's face andCopy !req
870. Hoover, nobody shoots his load
at black dynamite's face and
lives to tell about it, youCopy !req
871. At black dynamite's face and
lives to tell about it, you
gay-ass motherCopy !req
872. Lives to tell about it, you
gay-ass mother
aahhh!Copy !req
873. Gay-ass mother
aahhh!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
874. we heard j. Edgar hoover's
confession.
Sorry about all the trouble.Copy !req
875. Confession.
Sorry about all the trouble.
You warriors are good...Copy !req
876. Sorry about all the trouble.
You warriors are good...
Real good.Copy !req
877. You warriors are good...
Real good.
black dynamite: A gay-assCopy !req
878. Real good.
black dynamite: A gay-ass
lifestyle is still a lifestyleCopy !req
879. black dynamite: A gay-ass
lifestyle is still a lifestyle
nonetheless.Copy !req
880. Lifestyle is still a lifestyle
nonetheless.
So, however you roll, you'reCopy !req
881. Nonetheless.
So, however you roll, you're
still a friend ofCopy !req
882. So, however you roll, you're
still a friend of
black dynamite.Copy !req
883. Still a friend of
black dynamite.
Hey, you look familiar.Copy !req
884. Black dynamite.
Hey, you look familiar.
Do I know you from somewhere?Copy !req
885. Hey, you look familiar.
Do I know you from somewhere?
mmm, I don't think so.Copy !req
886. Do I know you from somewhere?
mmm, I don't think so.
But uh...Copy !req
887. mmm, I don't think so.
But uh...
Suckthat.Copy !req
888. But uh...
Suckthat.
black dynamite: Suey!Copy !req
889. Suckthat.
black dynamite: Suey!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
890. black dynamite: I sure am
glad I didn't let the orphans
come to that Halloween party.Copy !req
891. Glad I didn't let the orphans
come to that Halloween party.
You see, cream corn, I told youCopy !req
892. Come to that Halloween party.
You see, cream corn, I told you
anything could happen.Copy !req
893. You see, cream corn, I told you
anything could happen.Copy !req
894. Anything could happen.
man, you missed it,Copy !req
895. man, you missed it,
black dynamite!Copy !req
896. man, you missed it,
black dynamite!
We had so much fun.Copy !req
897. Black dynamite!
We had so much fun.
Man, pogo the clown tried toCopy !req
898. We had so much fun.
Man, pogo the clown tried to
serial-kill us, and we threwCopy !req
899. Man, pogo the clown tried to
serial-kill us, and we threw
dildos at him, and he slipped inCopy !req
900. Serial-kill us, and we threw
dildos at him, and he slipped in
some ky jelly!Copy !req
901. Dildos at him, and he slipped in
some ky jelly!
This is the best HalloweenCopy !req
902. Some ky jelly!
This is the best Halloween
ever!Copy !req
903. This is the best Halloween
ever!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
904. Ever!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
905. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req