1. ♪ he's dynamite
♪ so dynamite
♪ ooohhh, ooohhhCopy !req
2. ♪ so dynamite
♪ ooohhh, ooohhh
♪ ooohhhCopy !req
3. ♪ ooohhh
♪ ahhhhCopy !req
4. ♪ he's dynamite
♪ dy-no, dy-noCopy !req
5. ♪ dy-no, dy-no
♪ ooohhh, ooohhhCopy !req
6. ♪ ooohhh, ooohhh
♪ oooohhhh
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
7. ♪ oooohhhh
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
this week...Copy !req
8. black dynamite: It's the
first black history month in
blacks' history, a time for usCopy !req
9. First black history month in
blacks' history, a time for us
to reflect on how great ourCopy !req
10. Blacks' history, a time for us
to reflect on how great our
black asses are.Copy !req
11. To reflect on how great our
black asses are.
But instead, we about to beatCopy !req
12. Black asses are.
But instead, we about to beat
our black asses to death.Copy !req
13. But instead, we about to beat
our black asses to death.Copy !req
14. Our black asses to death.
honey bee: Man, it is finallyCopy !req
15. honey bee: Man, it is finally
great to be black at least oneCopy !req
16. honey bee: Man, it is finally
great to be black at least one
time out of the year.Copy !req
17. Great to be black at least one
time out of the year.
cream corn: Yeah, it almostCopy !req
18. Time out of the year.
cream corn: Yeah, it almost
feels like being white.Copy !req
19. cream corn: Yeah, it almost
feels like being white.
black dynamite: Well,Copy !req
20. Feels like being white.
black dynamite: Well,
black dynamite ain't celebratingCopy !req
21. black dynamite: Well,
black dynamite ain't celebrating
his blackness on any month thatCopy !req
22. Black dynamite ain't celebrating
his blackness on any month that
the white man tells him to.Copy !req
23. His blackness on any month that
the white man tells him to.
So for all of February, I refuseCopy !req
24. The white man tells him to.
So for all of February, I refuse
to acknowledge one damn greatCopy !req
25. So for all of February, I refuse
to acknowledge one damn great
thing my people have done.Copy !req
26. To acknowledge one damn great
thing my people have done.
good evening, blackCopy !req
27. good evening, black
community!
I am the reverend al sharpton,Copy !req
28. Community!
I am the reverend al sharpton,
youth director ofCopy !req
29. I am the reverend al sharpton,
youth director of
operation blackmale and founderCopy !req
30. Youth director of
operation blackmale and founder
of the pre-paid race card.Copy !req
31. Operation blackmale and founder
of the pre-paid race card.
Allow me to tell you why theyCopy !req
32. Of the pre-paid race card.
Allow me to tell you why they
have paid me to be here today.Copy !req
33. Allow me to tell you why they
have paid me to be here today.
Man, thatCopy !req
34. Have paid me to be here today.
Man, that
reverend sharpton is sharperCopy !req
35. Man, that
reverend sharpton is sharper
than a tack!Copy !req
36. Reverend sharpton is sharper
than a tack!
He knows how to drop thatCopy !req
37. Than a tack!
He knows how to drop that
knowledge while still lookin'Copy !req
38. He knows how to drop that
knowledge while still lookin'
like a mack!Copy !req
39. Knowledge while still lookin'
like a mack!
on behalf of our sponsorsCopy !req
40. Like a mack!
on behalf of our sponsors
roscoes, anaconda malt liquor,Copy !req
41. on behalf of our sponsors
roscoes, anaconda malt liquor,
and smokey's bbq cigarettes, ICopy !req
42. Roscoes, anaconda malt liquor,
and smokey's bbq cigarettes, I
present to you the newest andCopy !req
43. And smokey's bbq cigarettes, I
present to you the newest and
biggest, blackest member of theCopy !req
44. Present to you the newest and
biggest, blackest member of the
black community, the greatCopy !req
45. Biggest, blackest member of the
black community, the great
dr. King!Copy !req
46. Black community, the great
dr. King!Copy !req
47. black dynamite: Dream
achieved?
Is he dreamin' about takin' aCopy !req
48. Achieved?
Is he dreamin' about takin' a
shit?Copy !req
49. Is he dreamin' about takin' a
shit?
honey bee: Mm, he does look aCopy !req
50. Shit?
honey bee: Mm, he does look a
little constipated.Copy !req
51. honey bee: Mm, he does look a
little constipated.
And couldn't they have put aCopy !req
52. Little constipated.
And couldn't they have put a
leaf on that thang?Copy !req
53. And couldn't they have put a
leaf on that thang?
Man, that's a sightCopy !req
54. Leaf on that thang?
Man, that's a sight
I wish I'd never seen!Copy !req
55. Man, that's a sight
I wish I'd never seen!
A king-size, martin luther kingCopy !req
56. I wish I'd never seen!
A king-size, martin luther king
ding-a-ling!Copy !req
57. A king-size, martin luther king
ding-a-ling!
I seen tons of ding-a-ling,Copy !req
58. Ding-a-ling!
I seen tons of ding-a-ling,
and that is definitely a ballCopy !req
59. I seen tons of ding-a-ling,
and that is definitely a ball
sack.Copy !req
60. And that is definitely a ball
sack.
But why is it so big?Copy !req
61. Sack.
But why is it so big?
Don't you knowCopy !req
62. But why is it so big?
Don't you know
anything about art, you whore?Copy !req
63. Don't you know
anything about art, you whore?
It's obvious martin's big-assCopy !req
64. Anything about art, you whore?
It's obvious martin's big-ass
nuts is just a metaphor!Copy !req
65. It's obvious martin's big-ass
nuts is just a metaphor!
that's right, brother!Copy !req
66. Nuts is just a metaphor!
that's right, brother!
But this statue is about moreCopy !req
67. that's right, brother!
But this statue is about more
than metaphorical balls andCopy !req
68. But this statue is about more
than metaphorical balls and
shitty dreams.Copy !req
69. Than metaphorical balls and
shitty dreams.
It's about struggle!Copy !req
70. Shitty dreams.
It's about struggle!Copy !req
71. It's about struggle!
honey bee: So he isCopy !req
72. honey bee: So he is
constipated.Copy !req
73. honey bee: So he is
constipated.
and unity!Copy !req
74. Constipated.
and unity!
So that black and white cheeksCopy !req
75. and unity!
So that black and white cheeks
all over the world can comeCopy !req
76. So that black and white cheeks
all over the world can come
together and doo-doo for peace,Copy !req
77. All over the world can come
together and doo-doo for peace,
justice, and equality for all!Copy !req
78. Together and doo-doo for peace,
justice, and equality for all!Copy !req
79. Justice, and equality for all!
give it up for the king and hisCopy !req
80. give it up for the king and his
mighty deuce of unity!Copy !req
81. Give it up for the king and his
mighty deuce of unity!Copy !req
82. Mighty deuce of unity!
aww, man, dr. King isCopy !req
83. aww, man, dr. King is
shittin' in the same place I wasCopy !req
84. aww, man, dr. King is
shittin' in the same place I was
gonnaCopy !req
85. Shittin' in the same place I was
gonna
move yo ass, dr. King!Copy !req
86. Gonna
move yo ass, dr. King!
♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
87. black dynamite: Black history
month had the black community
feeling more historically blackCopy !req
88. Month had the black community
feeling more historically black
than any month they ever had.Copy !req
89. Feeling more historically black
than any month they ever had.
But not black dynamite.Copy !req
90. Than any month they ever had.
But not black dynamite.
He's been feelin' like a badCopy !req
91. But not black dynamite.
He's been feelin' like a bad
black mother since he came outCopy !req
92. He's been feelin' like a bad
black mother since he came out
his bad black mother.Copy !req
93. Black mother since he came out
his bad black mother.
mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
94. His bad black mother.
mmm! Mmm!
There's no better way toCopy !req
95. mmm! Mmm!
There's no better way to
celebrate the first day ofCopy !req
96. There's no better way to
celebrate the first day of
black history than with a plateCopy !req
97. Celebrate the first day of
black history than with a plate
of chicken titties and fiddleCopy !req
98. Black history than with a plate
of chicken titties and fiddle
faddle, a statue of dr. King onCopy !req
99. Of chicken titties and fiddle
faddle, a statue of dr. King on
a white and the worldCopy !req
100. Faddle, a statue of dr. King on
a white and the world
premiere of "roots" theCopy !req
101. A white and the world
premiere of "roots" the
miniseries at roscoes.Copy !req
102. Premiere of "roots" the
miniseries at roscoes.
cream corn: "roots"?Copy !req
103. Miniseries at roscoes.
cream corn: "roots"?
What's that, a gardening show?Copy !req
104. cream corn: "roots"?
What's that, a gardening show?
No, I think it'sCopy !req
105. What's that, a gardening show?
No, I think it's
about black magic or maybeCopy !req
106. No, I think it's
about black magic or maybe
voodoo!Copy !req
107. About black magic or maybe
voodoo!
But how does it tie intoCopy !req
108. Voodoo!
But how does it tie into
dr. King's statue taking aCopy !req
109. But how does it tie into
dr. King's statue taking a
boo-boo?Copy !req
110. Dr. King's statue taking a
boo-boo?Copy !req
111. Boo-boo?
it's time, y'all!Copy !req
112. it's time, y'all!
The moment we all been waitingCopy !req
113. It's time, y'all!
The moment we all been waiting
for — "roots" the miniseries!Copy !req
114. The moment we all been waiting
for — "roots" the miniseries!Copy !req
115. For — "roots" the miniseries!
man, you bullman.Copy !req
116. man, you bullman.
They actually showin' "roots,"Copy !req
117. man, you bullman.
They actually showin' "roots,"
man, up in here?Copy !req
118. They actually showin' "roots,"
man, up in here?
honey bee: We finally get toCopy !req
119. Man, up in here?
honey bee: We finally get to
learn our history!Copy !req
120. honey bee: We finally get to
learn our history!
This is so exciting!Copy !req
121. Learn our history!
This is so exciting!
black dynamite: Don't getCopy !req
122. This is so exciting!
black dynamite: Don't get
caught up in the past,Copy !req
123. black dynamite: Don't get
caught up in the past,
honey bee.Copy !req
124. Caught up in the past,
honey bee.
Remember, it ain't where youCopy !req
125. Honey bee.
Remember, it ain't where you
come from.Copy !req
126. Remember, it ain't where you
come from.
It's where you got your dickCopy !req
127. Come from.
It's where you got your dick
right now.Copy !req
128. It's where you got your dick
right now.Copy !req
129. Right now.Copy !req
130. what?Copy !req
131. what?
what's your name, boy?Copy !req
132. what?
what's your name, boy?
levar burton!Copy !req
133. what's your name, boy?
levar burton!
it's toby!Copy !req
134. levar burton!
it's toby!
look at that — ooh — rightCopy !req
135. it's toby!
look at that — ooh — right
there.Copy !req
136. look at that — ooh — right
there.
I'm angry now.Copy !req
137. There.
I'm angry now.
cream corn: Wait a minute!Copy !req
138. I'm angry now.
cream corn: Wait a minute!
Black people were slaves?Copy !req
139. cream corn: Wait a minute!
Black people were slaves?
I thought we were fromCopy !req
140. Black people were slaves?
I thought we were from
cleveland!Copy !req
141. I thought we were from
cleveland!
I don't know what "roots"Copy !req
142. Cleveland!
I don't know what "roots"
talkin' about 'cause I ain'tCopy !req
143. I don't know what "roots"
talkin' about 'cause I ain't
been a slave to nothin'.Copy !req
144. Talkin' about 'cause I ain't
been a slave to nothin'.
honey bee: Hold up.Copy !req
145. Been a slave to nothin'.
honey bee: Hold up.
This is some bullCopy !req
146. honey bee: Hold up.
This is some bull
I knew we was slaves, but whoCopy !req
147. This is some bull
I knew we was slaves, but who
the they yellin' at likeCopy !req
148. I knew we was slaves, but who
the they yellin' at like
that?Copy !req
149. The they yellin' at like
that?
And what's with the whips?Copy !req
150. That?
And what's with the whips?
I wish an n-word would!Copy !req
151. And what's with the whips?
I wish an n-word would!
Now, I'm not sayingCopy !req
152. I wish an n-word would!
Now, I'm not saying
I would have willingly pickedCopy !req
153. Now, I'm not saying
I would have willingly picked
cotton on my knees!Copy !req
154. I would have willingly picked
cotton on my knees!
But at least them meanCopy !req
155. Cotton on my knees!
But at least them mean
mothercould have saidCopy !req
156. But at least them mean
mothercould have said
please!Copy !req
157. Mothercould have said
please!
man, if black folks hadCopy !req
158. Please!
man, if black folks had
slaves, we'd be living likeCopy !req
159. man, if black folks had
slaves, we'd be living like
white folks, too!Copy !req
160. Slaves, we'd be living like
white folks, too!
I can't imagine how much moneyCopy !req
161. White folks, too!
I can't imagine how much money
they made selling slaves.Copy !req
162. I can't imagine how much money
they made selling slaves.Copy !req
163. They made selling slaves.
that's enough with the whip,Copy !req
164. that's enough with the whip,
mother—Copy !req
165. that's enough with the whip,
mother—
this is an outrage!Copy !req
166. Mother—
this is an outrage!
We got to do something!Copy !req
167. this is an outrage!
We got to do something!
black dynamite: Okay, okayCopy !req
168. We got to do something!
black dynamite: Okay, okay
now, before you get your slaveryCopy !req
169. black dynamite: Okay, okay
now, before you get your slavery
shackles in a bunch, we don'tCopy !req
170. Now, before you get your slavery
shackles in a bunch, we don't
even know if this is based on aCopy !req
171. Shackles in a bunch, we don't
even know if this is based on a
true story.Copy !req
172. Even know if this is based on a
true story.
Roscoe, check out the tv guideCopy !req
173. True story.
Roscoe, check out the tv guide
and see what it says.Copy !req
174. Roscoe, check out the tv guide
and see what it says.
okay, black dynamite.Copy !req
175. And see what it says.
okay, black dynamite.
Let's see.Copy !req
176. okay, black dynamite.
Let's see.
It says here that "roots" theCopy !req
177. Let's see.
It says here that "roots" the
miniseries is based on the trueCopy !req
178. It says here that "roots" the
miniseries is based on the true
story of blacks being enslavedCopy !req
179. Miniseries is based on the true
story of blacks being enslaved
by white man for 465 years?Copy !req
180. Story of blacks being enslaved
by white man for 465 years?Copy !req
181. By white man for 465 years?
no way!Copy !req
182. no way!
That can't be true.Copy !req
183. no way!
That can't be true.
hold on. There's more.Copy !req
184. That can't be true.
hold on. There's more.
The depiction of slavery in thisCopy !req
185. hold on. There's more.
The depiction of slavery in this
movie is not at all accurate.Copy !req
186. The depiction of slavery in this
movie is not at all accurate.
black dynamite: Now, seeCopy !req
187. Movie is not at all accurate.
black dynamite: Now, see
there.Copy !req
188. black dynamite: Now, see
there.
Keep goin', roscoe.Copy !req
189. There.
Keep goin', roscoe.
"in fact it was a hell of aCopy !req
190. Keep goin', roscoe.
"in fact it was a hell of a
lot worse.Copy !req
191. "in fact it was a hell of a
lot worse.
There is no way on god's earthCopy !req
192. Lot worse.
There is no way on god's earth
we could show how bad realCopy !req
193. There is no way on god's earth
we could show how bad real
slavery was to black folksCopy !req
194. We could show how bad real
slavery was to black folks
'cause they would lose theyCopy !req
195. Slavery was to black folks
'cause they would lose they
cotton-pickin' minds?"Copy !req
196. 'cause they would lose they
cotton-pickin' minds?"Copy !req
197. Cotton-pickin' minds?"
honey bee: I don't know aboutCopy !req
198. honey bee: I don't know about
y'all, but I feel like whoopin'Copy !req
199. honey bee: I don't know about
y'all, but I feel like whoopin'
some ass — white-cheeks-onlyCopy !req
200. Y'all, but I feel like whoopin'
some ass — white-cheeks-only
ass!Copy !req
201. Some ass — white-cheeks-only
ass!
I think the bible saysCopy !req
202. Ass!
I think the bible says
something like, "do unto othersCopy !req
203. I think the bible says
something like, "do unto others
as they have done unto you!Copy !req
204. Something like, "do unto others
as they have done unto you!
And an eye for an eye is like aCopy !req
205. As they have done unto you!
And an eye for an eye is like a
slave for a slave" or somethingCopy !req
206. And an eye for an eye is like a
slave for a slave" or something
like that.Copy !req
207. Slave for a slave" or something
like that.
Brothers and sisters of theCopy !req
208. Like that.
Brothers and sisters of the
black community, as myCopy !req
209. Brothers and sisters of the
black community, as my
good-footed brother james brownCopy !req
210. Black community, as my
good-footed brother james brown
would say, it is time for theCopy !req
211. Good-footed brother james brown
would say, it is time for the
big payback!Copy !req
212. Would say, it is time for the
big payback!Copy !req
213. Big payback!
♪ I need some get-back!Copy !req
214. ♪ I need some get-back!
♪ oh, yeahCopy !req
215. ♪ I need some get-back!
♪ oh, yeah
♪ I'm mad!Copy !req
216. ♪ oh, yeah
♪ I'm mad!
what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
217. ♪ I'm mad!
what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
218. what the hell are you doing?
hey, sucka, you black orCopy !req
219. hey, sucka, you black or
white?Copy !req
220. hey, sucka, you black or
white?
uh, uh, uh that depends onCopy !req
221. White?
uh, uh, uh that depends on
why you're asking?Copy !req
222. uh, uh, uh that depends on
why you're asking?
okay, okay, let's run it thisCopy !req
223. Why you're asking?
okay, okay, let's run it this
way.Copy !req
224. okay, okay, let's run it this
way.
Do you prefer grape juice orCopy !req
225. Way.
Do you prefer grape juice or
purple drink?Copy !req
226. Do you prefer grape juice or
purple drink?
uh, uh, grape juice?Copy !req
227. Purple drink?
uh, uh, grape juice?
I meant drink! Purple drink!Copy !req
228. uh, uh, grape juice?
I meant drink! Purple drink!
No!Copy !req
229. I meant drink! Purple drink!
No!
"inside annie's hall," takeCopy !req
230. No!
"inside annie's hall," take
sixty-nine!Copy !req
231. "inside annie's hall," take
sixty-nine!
and action!Copy !req
232. Sixty-nine!
and action!Copy !req
233. and action!
black dynamite: Now, I didn'tCopy !req
234. black dynamite: Now, I didn't
agree with rev's big payback asCopy !req
235. black dynamite: Now, I didn't
agree with rev's big payback as
a way to take our 400 years ofCopy !req
236. Agree with rev's big payback as
a way to take our 400 years of
slavery pain away.Copy !req
237. A way to take our 400 years of
slavery pain away.
But black dynamite must admit,Copy !req
238. Slavery pain away.
But black dynamite must admit,
it felt kind of good to seeCopy !req
239. But black dynamite must admit,
it felt kind of good to see
"the man" in shackles.Copy !req
240. It felt kind of good to see
"the man" in shackles.
don't touch me!Copy !req
241. "the man" in shackles.
don't touch me!
Let me go!Copy !req
242. don't touch me!
Let me go!
Get your damn stinking paws offCopy !req
243. Let me go!
Get your damn stinking paws off
me, you damn dirty ape!Copy !req
244. Get your damn stinking paws off
me, you damn dirty ape!
hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
245. Me, you damn dirty ape!
hey, what are you doing?
I love the show "good times."Copy !req
246. hey, what are you doing?
I love the show "good times."
temporary layoffs!Copy !req
247. I love the show "good times."
temporary layoffs!
now, bullhorn, I'm puttin'Copy !req
248. Temporary layoffs!
now, bullhorn, I'm puttin'
you in charge of the selling andCopy !req
249. now, bullhorn, I'm puttin'
you in charge of the selling and
mastering of all the slaves.Copy !req
250. You in charge of the selling and
mastering of all the slaves.
You will be my deputy overseeingCopy !req
251. Mastering of all the slaves.
You will be my deputy overseeing
officer overseer.Copy !req
252. You will be my deputy overseeing
officer overseer.
Al sharpton, I'llCopy !req
253. Officer overseer.
Al sharpton, I'll
work these slaves to the boneCopy !req
254. Al sharpton, I'll
work these slaves to the bone
and sell 'em by the pound!Copy !req
255. Work these slaves to the bone
and sell 'em by the pound!
So don't worry your pretty perm.Copy !req
256. And sell 'em by the pound!
So don't worry your pretty perm.
Officer overseer bullhorn won'tCopy !req
257. So don't worry your pretty perm.
Officer overseer bullhorn won't
let you down!Copy !req
258. Officer overseer bullhorn won't
let you down!Copy !req
259. Let you down!
now, I know you're used to swapCopy !req
260. now, I know you're used to swap
meets that have everything yourCopy !req
261. Now, I know you're used to swap
meets that have everything your
heart could buy!Copy !req
262. Meets that have everything your
heart could buy!
But who would ever thunk we'd beCopy !req
263. Heart could buy!
But who would ever thunk we'd be
hawkin' honkies, 2 for 25!Copy !req
264. But who would ever thunk we'd be
hawkin' honkies, 2 for 25!
they sellin' these white boysCopy !req
265. Hawkin' honkies, 2 for 25!
they sellin' these white boys
2 for 25!Copy !req
266. they sellin' these white boys
2 for 25!
That's a deal.Copy !req
267. 2 for 25!
That's a deal.
cream corn: What a bargain,Copy !req
268. That's a deal.
cream corn: What a bargain,
black dynamite!Copy !req
269. cream corn: What a bargain,
black dynamite!
Wait. What?Copy !req
270. Black dynamite!
Wait. What?
Do they come with the shacklesCopy !req
271. Wait. What?
Do they come with the shackles
or those sold separately?Copy !req
272. Do they come with the shackles
or those sold separately?
is there such thing as aCopy !req
273. Or those sold separately?
is there such thing as a
slave layaway?Copy !req
274. is there such thing as a
slave layaway?
Like a "slaveaway"?Copy !req
275. Slave layaway?
Like a "slaveaway"?
like a slaveaway, yeah.Copy !req
276. Like a "slaveaway"?
like a slaveaway, yeah.
honey bee: Mmm, I think I'mCopy !req
277. like a slaveaway, yeah.
honey bee: Mmm, I think I'm
gonna get that little cute,Copy !req
278. honey bee: Mmm, I think I'm
gonna get that little cute,
chubby, bald-headed one rightCopy !req
279. Gonna get that little cute,
chubby, bald-headed one right
over there.Copy !req
280. Chubby, bald-headed one right
over there.
He got some niceCopy !req
281. Over there.
He got some nice
toe-suckin' lips.Copy !req
282. He got some nice
toe-suckin' lips.
black dynamite: SomewhereCopy !req
283. Toe-suckin' lips.
black dynamite: Somewhere
deep inside, white slaveryCopy !req
284. black dynamite: Somewhere
deep inside, white slavery
feels right.Copy !req
285. Deep inside, white slavery
feels right.
But I know it's a wrong right.Copy !req
286. Feels right.
But I know it's a wrong right.
And if there is one thing ICopy !req
287. But I know it's a wrong right.
And if there is one thing I
learned about wrong rights, isCopy !req
288. And if there is one thing I
learned about wrong rights, is
that they never right the wrong.Copy !req
289. Learned about wrong rights, is
that they never right the wrong.
First up on theCopy !req
290. That they never right the wrong.
First up on the
slave block is the smallest,Copy !req
291. First up on the
slave block is the smallest,
neurotic, serial-killin',Copy !req
292. Slave block is the smallest,
neurotic, serial-killin',
pedophile-lookin' motherCopy !req
293. Neurotic, serial-killin',
pedophile-lookin' mother
we got in stock!Copy !req
294. Pedophile-lookin' mother
we got in stock!
wait. You don't want me!Copy !req
295. We got in stock!
wait. You don't want me!
I'm a big-time film director.Copy !req
296. wait. You don't want me!
I'm a big-time film director.
My only talent is making films.Copy !req
297. I'm a big-time film director.
My only talent is making films.
if all he did was makeCopy !req
298. My only talent is making films.
if all he did was make
movies, ain't nobody heard ofCopy !req
299. if all he did was make
movies, ain't nobody heard of
him, we ought to be able to getCopy !req
300. Movies, ain't nobody heard of
him, we ought to be able to get
him for $10.Copy !req
301. Him, we ought to be able to get
him for $10.
Man, nobody hereCopy !req
302. Him for $10.
Man, nobody here
recognizes yo ass!Copy !req
303. Man, nobody here
recognizes yo ass!
Now all I need to know is canCopy !req
304. Recognizes yo ass!
Now all I need to know is can
you cut grass?Copy !req
305. Now all I need to know is can
you cut grass?
maybe when I was a kid, I didCopy !req
306. You cut grass?
maybe when I was a kid, I did
it once?Copy !req
307. maybe when I was a kid, I did
it once?
That's all you hadCopy !req
308. It once?
That's all you had
to say, and you ain't got to sayCopy !req
309. That's all you had
to say, and you ain't got to say
no more!Copy !req
310. To say, and you ain't got to say
no more!
Now there you have it, folks.Copy !req
311. No more!
Now there you have it, folks.
Who needs a lawnmora!Copy !req
312. Now there you have it, folks.
Who needs a lawnmora!Copy !req
313. Who needs a lawnmora!
no! You don't understand.Copy !req
314. no! You don't understand.
I'm already a slave!Copy !req
315. no! You don't understand.
I'm already a slave!
I work in hollywood!Copy !req
316. I'm already a slave!
I work in hollywood!
black dynamite: Slavery wasCopy !req
317. I work in hollywood!
black dynamite: Slavery was
in full swing, and the blackCopy !req
318. black dynamite: Slavery was
in full swing, and the black
community was living life like aCopy !req
319. In full swing, and the black
community was living life like a
17th-century white man.Copy !req
320. Community was living life like a
17th-century white man.
Even basehead.Copy !req
321. 17th-century white man.
Even basehead.
come on, coleman.Copy !req
322. Even basehead.
come on, coleman.
I'm ain't payin' you nothin'Copy !req
323. come on, coleman.
I'm ain't payin' you nothin'
for nothin' now.Copy !req
324. I'm ain't payin' you nothin'
for nothin' now.
Where's my base?Copy !req
325. For nothin' now.
Where's my base?
here it is, yourCopy !req
326. Where's my base?
here it is, your
baseheadedness.Copy !req
327. here it is, your
baseheadedness.
Shall I find a vein, sir?Copy !req
328. Baseheadedness.
Shall I find a vein, sir?
yes, you may, my dearCopy !req
329. Shall I find a vein, sir?
yes, you may, my dear
coleman.Copy !req
330. yes, you may, my dear
coleman.
And, coleman, why am I rubbin'Copy !req
331. Coleman.
And, coleman, why am I rubbin'
my own nipples?Copy !req
332. And, coleman, why am I rubbin'
my own nipples?
♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
333. My own nipples?
♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
334. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite
Uh-oh! Hell no!Copy !req
335. Uh-oh! Hell no!
Lil orphan penny, these slavesCopy !req
336. Uh-oh! Hell no!
Lil orphan penny, these slaves
ain't for you to be shuckin' andCopy !req
337. Lil orphan penny, these slaves
ain't for you to be shuckin' and
jivin' wit'!Copy !req
338. Ain't for you to be shuckin' and
jivin' wit'!
This is our big payback!Copy !req
339. Jivin' wit'!
This is our big payback!
So you better pick up a whip!Copy !req
340. This is our big payback!
So you better pick up a whip!
but what aboutCopy !req
341. So you better pick up a whip!
but what about
dr. Martin luther king's dreamCopy !req
342. but what about
dr. Martin luther king's dream
of racial equality?Copy !req
343. Dr. Martin luther king's dream
of racial equality?
Reverend sharptonCopy !req
344. Of racial equality?
Reverend sharpton
says martin luther king's dreamCopy !req
345. Reverend sharpton
says martin luther king's dream
can kick rocks!Copy !req
346. Says martin luther king's dream
can kick rocks!
From now on, make your crackerCopy !req
347. Can kick rocks!
From now on, make your cracker
slaves pick up yo' motherCopy !req
348. From now on, make your cracker
slaves pick up yo' mother
blocks!Copy !req
349. Slaves pick up yo' mother
blocks!
Now, there's plenty of whips, soCopy !req
350. Blocks!
Now, there's plenty of whips, so
grab you one and letCopy !req
351. Now, there's plenty of whips, so
grab you one and let
overseer bullhorn show you howCopy !req
352. Grab you one and let
overseer bullhorn show you how
to do this young!Copy !req
353. Overseer bullhorn show you how
to do this young!Copy !req
354. To do this young!
what's your name, boy?Copy !req
355. what's your name, boy?
timothy bradley!Copy !req
356. what's your name, boy?
timothy bradley!
no! It's kunta!Copy !req
357. timothy bradley!
no! It's kunta!
A-and next time you— you gon'Copy !req
358. no! It's kunta!
A-and next time you— you gon'
pick up my blocks?Copy !req
359. A-and next time you— you gon'
pick up my blocks?
okay, he-he— yeah.Copy !req
360. Pick up my blocks?
okay, he-he— yeah.
black dynamite: Little orphanCopy !req
361. okay, he-he— yeah.
black dynamite: Little orphan
penny, what kind ofCopy !req
362. black dynamite: Little orphan
penny, what kind of
white-oppression "roots"Copy !req
363. Penny, what kind of
white-oppression "roots"
treachery has taken over you?Copy !req
364. White-oppression "roots"
treachery has taken over you?
bullhorn's white-oppressionCopy !req
365. Treachery has taken over you?
bullhorn's white-oppression
"roots" treachery took over us,Copy !req
366. bullhorn's white-oppression
"roots" treachery took over us,
black dynamite!Copy !req
367. "roots" treachery took over us,
black dynamite!
Reverend al saysCopy !req
368. Black dynamite!
Reverend al says
give a man a slave —Copy !req
369. Reverend al says
give a man a slave —
black dynamite: Bullhorn, ICopy !req
370. Give a man a slave —
black dynamite: Bullhorn, I
don't give a whatCopy !req
371. black dynamite: Bullhorn, I
don't give a what
al sharpton says!Copy !req
372. Don't give a what
al sharpton says!
Whippin' crackers and puttin'Copy !req
373. Al sharpton says!
Whippin' crackers and puttin'
'em in chains is some racistCopy !req
374. Whippin' crackers and puttin'
'em in chains is some racist
honkyCopy !req
375. 'em in chains is some racist
honky
Either my eyes areCopy !req
376. Honky
Either my eyes are
deceiving me or maybe I'm just aCopy !req
377. Either my eyes are
deceiving me or maybe I'm just a
wee dumb!Copy !req
378. Deceiving me or maybe I'm just a
wee dumb!
But it appears to me that bd isCopy !req
379. Wee dumb!
But it appears to me that bd is
fightin' for the white man'sCopy !req
380. But it appears to me that bd is
fightin' for the white man's
freedom!Copy !req
381. Fightin' for the white man's
freedom!
cream corn: Look,Copy !req
382. Freedom!
cream corn: Look,
black dynamite, I finally got meCopy !req
383. cream corn: Look,
black dynamite, I finally got me
some hoes!Copy !req
384. Black dynamite, I finally got me
some hoes!
I mean, it ain't like they hadCopy !req
385. Some hoes!
I mean, it ain't like they had
a choice, but a hoe is aCopy !req
386. I mean, it ain't like they had
a choice, but a hoe is a
hoe, right?Copy !req
387. A choice, but a hoe is a
hoe, right?
black dynamite: Why theCopy !req
388. Hoe, right?
black dynamite: Why the
are theyCopy !req
389. black dynamite: Why the
are they
shackled to you?Copy !req
390. are they
shackled to you?
You ain't the slave, cream corn!Copy !req
391. Shackled to you?
You ain't the slave, cream corn!
cream corn: Well, you knowCopy !req
392. You ain't the slave, cream corn!
cream corn: Well, you know
how pimps always say, "where myCopy !req
393. cream corn: Well, you know
how pimps always say, "where my
bitches at?"Copy !req
394. How pimps always say, "where my
bitches at?"
well, this way I always knowCopy !req
395. Bitches at?"
well, this way I always know
where mine are.Copy !req
396. Well, this way I always know
where mine are.
I mean, they are a little tight.Copy !req
397. Where mine are.
I mean, they are a little tight.
That's the price of pimpin', youCopy !req
398. I mean, they are a little tight.
That's the price of pimpin', you
know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
399. That's the price of pimpin', you
know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
400. Know what I'm sayin'?
honey bee: Where's my littleCopy !req
401. honey bee: Where's my little
white sex slave so I can stompCopy !req
402. honey bee: Where's my little
white sex slave so I can stomp
his ass in the nuts?Copy !req
403. White sex slave so I can stomp
his ass in the nuts?Copy !req
404. His ass in the nuts?
what?Copy !req
405. what?
Look, ain't nobody say what kindCopy !req
406. What?
Look, ain't nobody say what kind
of slave!Copy !req
407. Look, ain't nobody say what kind
of slave!
If I want to touch a whiteCopy !req
408. Of slave!
If I want to touch a white
schalangalang and some nuts,Copy !req
409. If I want to touch a white
schalangalang and some nuts,
that's what I'm gon' do.Copy !req
410. Schalangalang and some nuts,
that's what I'm gon' do.
♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
411. black dynamite: Me and
bullhorn are at each other's
throats, the black community isCopy !req
412. Bullhorn are at each other's
throats, the black community is
now the man, and bee has turnedCopy !req
413. Throats, the black community is
now the man, and bee has turned
into one white-slave-drivin'Copy !req
414. Now the man, and bee has turned
into one white-slave-drivin'
dominatrix bitch.Copy !req
415. Into one white-slave-drivin'
dominatrix bitch.
It's startin' to look likeCopy !req
416. Dominatrix bitch.
It's startin' to look like
dr. King's big ole unity dump inCopy !req
417. It's startin' to look like
dr. King's big ole unity dump in
that white-cheeks-only toiletCopy !req
418. Dr. King's big ole unity dump in
that white-cheeks-only toilet
was just a big ole unity dump inCopy !req
419. That white-cheeks-only toilet
was just a big ole unity dump in
vain.Copy !req
420. Was just a big ole unity dump in
vain.
♪ negroesCopy !req
421. Vain.
♪ negroes
♪ threw us honkies in shacklesCopy !req
422. ♪ negroes
♪ threw us honkies in shackles
♪ changed my name from timmy toCopy !req
423. ♪ threw us honkies in shackles
♪ changed my name from timmy to
jero-o-o-o-me! ♪Copy !req
424. ♪ changed my name from timmy to
jero-o-o-o-me! ♪
♪ sold us at the swap meet forCopy !req
425. Jero-o-o-o-me! ♪
♪ sold us at the swap meet for
2 for 25 ♪Copy !req
426. ♪ sold us at the swap meet for
2 for 25 ♪
♪ now we're pickin' cotton withCopy !req
427. 2 for 25 ♪
♪ now we're pickin' cotton with
a comb ♪Copy !req
428. ♪ now we're pickin' cotton with
a comb ♪
not a pick.Copy !req
429. A comb ♪
not a pick.
♪ whitey ain't neverCopy !req
430. not a pick.
♪ whitey ain't never
been called so many honkies ♪Copy !req
431. ♪ whitey ain't never
been called so many honkies ♪
♪ blue-eyed devil, cracker, pinkCopy !req
432. Been called so many honkies ♪
♪ blue-eyed devil, cracker, pink
to-o-o-es ♪Copy !req
433. ♪ blue-eyed devil, cracker, pink
to-o-o-es ♪
♪ negroes the word we choseCopy !req
434. To-o-o-es ♪
♪ negroes the word we chose
♪ because we can't say nig—Copy !req
435. ♪ negroes the word we chose
♪ because we can't say nig—
♪ n-wordCopy !req
436. ♪ because we can't say nig—
♪ n-word
♪ crackers gonna cry when we getCopy !req
437. ♪ n-word
♪ crackers gonna cry when we get
ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-me ♪Copy !req
438. ♪ crackers gonna cry when we get
ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-me ♪Copy !req
439. Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-me ♪
oh, damn!Copy !req
440. oh, damn!
Maybe I should let one of myCopy !req
441. oh, damn!
Maybe I should let one of my
hoes give him mouth to mouth.Copy !req
442. Maybe I should let one of my
hoes give him mouth to mouth.
she-e-e-et!Copy !req
443. Hoes give him mouth to mouth.
she-e-e-et!
My hoes ain't puttin they mouthCopy !req
444. she-e-e-et!
My hoes ain't puttin they mouth
on no motherthat ain'tCopy !req
445. My hoes ain't puttin they mouth
on no motherthat ain't
payin'.Copy !req
446. On no motherthat ain't
payin'.
what's the problem?Copy !req
447. Payin'.
what's the problem?
I think our slave friend hereCopy !req
448. what's the problem?
I think our slave friend here
is about to die!Copy !req
449. I think our slave friend here
is about to die!
so what's the problem?Copy !req
450. Is about to die!
so what's the problem?
man, all these suckas lookCopy !req
451. so what's the problem?
man, all these suckas look
like they 'bout two cotton ballsCopy !req
452. man, all these suckas look
like they 'bout two cotton balls
away from croakin' over.Copy !req
453. Like they 'bout two cotton balls
away from croakin' over.
what's the problem?Copy !req
454. Away from croakin' over.
what's the problem?Copy !req
455. what's the problem?
Give it to meCopy !req
456. Give it to me
straight, doc, with no chaser,Copy !req
457. Give it to me
straight, doc, with no chaser,
no jive!Copy !req
458. Straight, doc, with no chaser,
no jive!
Are all my white slaves gonnaCopy !req
459. No jive!
Are all my white slaves gonna
die?Copy !req
460. Are all my white slaves gonna
die?
well, of course we're allCopy !req
461. Die?
well, of course we're all
gonna die.Copy !req
462. well, of course we're all
gonna die.
When's the last time you gave usCopy !req
463. Gonna die.
When's the last time you gave us
a tea break, or a latte, or aCopy !req
464. When's the last time you gave us
a tea break, or a latte, or a
mayonnaise sandwich?Copy !req
465. A tea break, or a latte, or a
mayonnaise sandwich?
mayonnaise?Copy !req
466. Mayonnaise sandwich?
mayonnaise?
Ugh. That's disgusting.Copy !req
467. mayonnaise?
Ugh. That's disgusting.
you haven't even given us anyCopy !req
468. Ugh. That's disgusting.
you haven't even given us any
suntan lotion.Copy !req
469. you haven't even given us any
suntan lotion.
You have to pamper white peopleCopy !req
470. Suntan lotion.
You have to pamper white people
if you want us to...Copy !req
471. You have to pamper white people
if you want us to...Copy !req
472. If you want us to...
want us to...Copy !req
473. want us to...
If you want us to live.Copy !req
474. Want us to...
If you want us to live.Copy !req
475. If you want us to live.
all right, I guess we got toCopy !req
476. all right, I guess we got to
get these mothersomeCopy !req
477. all right, I guess we got to
get these mothersome
mayonnaise.Copy !req
478. Get these mothersome
mayonnaise.
Bullhorn, give all those slaveCopy !req
479. Mayonnaise.
Bullhorn, give all those slave
masters some money to buy someCopy !req
480. Bullhorn, give all those slave
masters some money to buy some
pamperin'.Copy !req
481. Masters some money to buy some
pamperin'.
Now I got to go.Copy !req
482. Pamperin'.
Now I got to go.
I'm-a be late for my brazilianCopy !req
483. Now I got to go.
I'm-a be late for my brazilian
scrotum wax.Copy !req
484. I'm-a be late for my brazilian
scrotum wax.
♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
485. Scrotum wax.
♪ dynamite! Dynamite
black dynamite: For the firstCopy !req
486. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite
black dynamite: For the first
time, black dynamite felt likeCopy !req
487. black dynamite: For the first
time, black dynamite felt like
there was nothing he could do toCopy !req
488. Time, black dynamite felt like
there was nothing he could do to
turn his community around.Copy !req
489. There was nothing he could do to
turn his community around.
I guess sometimes you got to letCopy !req
490. Turn his community around.
I guess sometimes you got to let
the bad things get worse beforeCopy !req
491. I guess sometimes you got to let
the bad things get worse before
the worst things can get betterCopy !req
492. The bad things get worse before
the worst things can get better
than bad.Copy !req
493. The worst things can get better
than bad.
cream corn: Man, who wouldCopy !req
494. Than bad.
cream corn: Man, who would
have known white oppressionCopy !req
495. cream corn: Man, who would
have known white oppression
would be such hard work?Copy !req
496. Have known white oppression
would be such hard work?
If we can just getCopy !req
497. Would be such hard work?
If we can just get
some cream cheese and bagels,Copy !req
498. If we can just get
some cream cheese and bagels,
everything will be just fine.Copy !req
499. Some cream cheese and bagels,
everything will be just fine.
Look!Copy !req
500. Everything will be just fine.
Look!
They got a slavery sale onCopy !req
501. Look!
They got a slavery sale on
manischewitz wine!Copy !req
502. They got a slavery sale on
manischewitz wine!
black dynamite: The communityCopy !req
503. Manischewitz wine!
black dynamite: The community
was breakin' their backs toCopy !req
504. black dynamite: The community
was breakin' their backs to
pamper all their white minions.Copy !req
505. Was breakin' their backs to
pamper all their white minions.
At this point, I wasn't sure whoCopy !req
506. Pamper all their white minions.
At this point, I wasn't sure who
was workin' for who no more.Copy !req
507. I just don't understand why
I'm here.
I'm just not cut out forCopy !req
508. I'm here.
I'm just not cut out for
slavery.Copy !req
509. I'm just not cut out for
slavery.
And my film!Copy !req
510. Slavery.
And my film!
Oh, god, what am I gonna doCopy !req
511. And my film!
Oh, god, what am I gonna do
about my film?Copy !req
512. Oh, god, what am I gonna do
about my film?
I'm gonna get fired.Copy !req
513. About my film?
I'm gonna get fired.
I got to get out of here!Copy !req
514. I'm gonna get fired.
I got to get out of here!Copy !req
515. I got to get out of here!Copy !req
516. black dynamite: Look what theCopy !req
517. black dynamite: Look what the
you did to my car!Copy !req
518. black dynamite: Look what the
you did to my car!
I'm sorry.Copy !req
519. you did to my car!
I'm sorry.
I'm just a poor white runawayCopy !req
520. I'm sorry.
I'm just a poor white runaway
slave trying to get back toCopy !req
521. I'm just a poor white runaway
slave trying to get back to
hollywood.Copy !req
522. Slave trying to get back to
hollywood.
Please don't hurt me!Copy !req
523. Hollywood.
Please don't hurt me!
black dynamite: Hey, aren'tCopy !req
524. Please don't hurt me!
black dynamite: Hey, aren't
you that pedophile-lookin' honkyCopy !req
525. black dynamite: Hey, aren't
you that pedophile-lookin' honky
film director that got sold as aCopy !req
526. You that pedophile-lookin' honky
film director that got sold as a
lawn mower on the slave blockCopy !req
527. Film director that got sold as a
lawn mower on the slave block
the other day?Copy !req
528. Lawn mower on the slave block
the other day?
yes. Woody allen. Please —Copy !req
529. The other day?
yes. Woody allen. Please —
black dynamite: Wait.Copy !req
530. yes. Woody allen. Please —
black dynamite: Wait.
The woody allen from theCopy !req
531. black dynamite: Wait.
The woody allen from the
"play it again, sam"Copy !req
532. The woody allen from the
"play it again, sam"
woody allen?Copy !req
533. "play it again, sam"
woody allen?
yep, yep, that's me.Copy !req
534. Woody allen?
yep, yep, that's me.
Now if you could —Copy !req
535. yep, yep, that's me.
Now if you could —
black dynamite:Copy !req
536. Now if you could —
black dynamite:
man, I love that movie!Copy !req
537. Black dynamite:
man, I love that movie!
You were one clumsy, weakCopy !req
538. Man, I love that movie!
You were one clumsy, weak
motherCopy !req
539. You were one clumsy, weak
motherCopy !req
540. Mother
wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
541. wait, wait, wait.
How did that scene go again?Copy !req
542. Wait, wait, wait.
How did that scene go again?
Remember when the guys came outCopy !req
543. How did that scene go again?
Remember when the guys came out
of the bar and that one dude putCopy !req
544. Remember when the guys came out
of the bar and that one dude put
you in a headlock like this?Copy !req
545. Of the bar and that one dude put
you in a headlock like this?
And — and — and he said,Copy !req
546. You in a headlock like this?
And — and — and he said,
"all right, listen, shorty!"Copy !req
547. And — and — and he said,
"all right, listen, shorty!"
now you go, woody.Copy !req
548. "all right, listen, shorty!"
now you go, woody.
I-I can't breath!Copy !req
549. Now you go, woody.
I-I can't breath!
black dynamite: Nah, that'sCopy !req
550. I-I can't breath!
black dynamite: Nah, that's
not what you said.Copy !req
551. black dynamite: Nah, that's
not what you said.
It was something like, "yourCopy !req
552. Not what you said.
It was something like, "your
tattoos are rubbing off myCopy !req
553. It was something like, "your
tattoos are rubbing off my
neck."Copy !req
554. Tattoos are rubbing off my
neck."
yof taftoos oph romufCopy !req
555. Neck."
yof taftoos oph romuf
offamuneph!Copy !req
556. yof taftoos oph romuf
offamuneph!
black dynamite: Yeah, yeah,Copy !req
557. Offamuneph!
black dynamite: Yeah, yeah,
that was it!Copy !req
558. black dynamite: Yeah, yeah,
that was it!Copy !req
559. That was it!
woody motherallen!Copy !req
560. woody motherallen!
Now, why the hell did you runCopy !req
561. Woody motherallen!
Now, why the hell did you run
into my car?Copy !req
562. Now, why the hell did you run
into my car?
look, it was an accident!Copy !req
563. Into my car?
look, it was an accident!
I'm just trying to get back homeCopy !req
564. look, it was an accident!
I'm just trying to get back home
to hollywood!Copy !req
565. I'm just trying to get back home
to hollywood!
black dynamite: Hmm. OnlyCopy !req
566. To hollywood!
black dynamite: Hmm. Only
because black dynamite likesCopy !req
567. black dynamite: Hmm. Only
because black dynamite likes
your movies and he's on theCopy !req
568. Because black dynamite likes
your movies and he's on the
fence about whitey slavery isCopy !req
569. Your movies and he's on the
fence about whitey slavery is
he even takin' the time toCopy !req
570. Fence about whitey slavery is
he even takin' the time to
understand your whitey plight.Copy !req
571. He even takin' the time to
understand your whitey plight.Copy !req
572. Understand your whitey plight.
oh, god, they're coming!Copy !req
573. oh, god, they're coming!
Please help me.Copy !req
574. oh, god, they're coming!
Please help me.
black dynamite: All right,Copy !req
575. Please help me.
black dynamite: All right,
I'll help you, butCopy !req
576. black dynamite: All right,
I'll help you, but
black dynamite don't drive noCopy !req
577. I'll help you, but
black dynamite don't drive no
ms. Daisies or mr. Woodys.Copy !req
578. Black dynamite don't drive no
ms. Daisies or mr. Woodys.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
579. Ms. Daisies or mr. Woodys.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
580. this is not
exactly what I had in mind,
black dynamite.Copy !req
581. Exactly what I had in mind,
black dynamite.
black dynamite: The key wordCopy !req
582. Black dynamite.
black dynamite: The key word
in "runaway slave" is "run."Copy !req
583. black dynamite: The key word
in "runaway slave" is "run."
♪ dynamite! DynamiteCopy !req
584. In "runaway slave" is "run."
♪ dynamite! Dynamite
black dynamite: And just whenCopy !req
585. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite
black dynamite: And just when
I thought things couldn't getCopy !req
586. black dynamite: And just when
I thought things couldn't get
worse, I thought one more timeCopy !req
587. I thought things couldn't get
worse, I thought one more time
and then they did.Copy !req
588. Worse, I thought one more time
and then they did.
These turkeys turnedCopy !req
589. And then they did.
These turkeys turned
black dynamite's dojo into aCopy !req
590. These turkeys turned
black dynamite's dojo into a
slave quarters, spa, slaveryCopy !req
591. Black dynamite's dojo into a
slave quarters, spa, slavery
pampering suite, whatever it is!Copy !req
592. Slave quarters, spa, slavery
pampering suite, whatever it is!
They're interrupting my kung fu.Copy !req
593. Pampering suite, whatever it is!
They're interrupting my kung fu.
This white slavery hasCopy !req
594. They're interrupting my kung fu.
This white slavery has
officially gone too far.Copy !req
595. This white slavery has
officially gone too far.
Bullhorn? Honey bee?Copy !req
596. Officially gone too far.
Bullhorn? Honey bee?
honey bee: Black dynamite,Copy !req
597. Bullhorn? Honey bee?
honey bee: Black dynamite,
ooh, I'm in here, I'm in here!Copy !req
598. honey bee: Black dynamite,
ooh, I'm in here, I'm in here!
black dynamite: Honey bee, ICopy !req
599. Ooh, I'm in here, I'm in here!
black dynamite: Honey bee, I
ain't got time for hide-n-seekCopy !req
600. black dynamite: Honey bee, I
ain't got time for hide-n-seek
right now.Copy !req
601. Ain't got time for hide-n-seek
right now.
honey bee: Shh!Copy !req
602. Right now.
honey bee: Shh!
Now you shush yo' mouth.Copy !req
603. honey bee: Shh!
Now you shush yo' mouth.
My white sex slave gon' hearCopy !req
604. Now you shush yo' mouth.
My white sex slave gon' hear
ya now.Copy !req
605. My white sex slave gon' hear
ya now.
black dynamite: What?Copy !req
606. Ya now.
black dynamite: What?
honey bee: ThisCopy !req
607. black dynamite: What?
honey bee: This
mothers in love!Copy !req
608. honey bee: This
mothers in love!
Ohh, he says he wants us to beCopy !req
609. Mothers in love!
Ohh, he says he wants us to be
shackled together, so I can whipCopy !req
610. Ohh, he says he wants us to be
shackled together, so I can whip
his ass forever!Copy !req
611. Shackled together, so I can whip
his ass forever!
He's sick, I's tells ya.Copy !req
612. His ass forever!
He's sick, I's tells ya.
He's sick.Copy !req
613. He's sick, I's tells ya.
He's sick.
black dynamite: Honey bee, doCopy !req
614. He's sick.
black dynamite: Honey bee, do
me a favor while we havin' thisCopy !req
615. black dynamite: Honey bee, do
me a favor while we havin' this
conversation.Copy !req
616. Me a favor while we havin' this
conversation.
Stop talkin' like a goddamnCopy !req
617. Conversation.
Stop talkin' like a goddamn
slave and get the outCopy !req
618. Stop talkin' like a goddamn
slave and get the out
the freezer!Copy !req
619. Slave and get the out
the freezer!
Now,Copy !req
620. The freezer!
Now,
black dynamite, I know you don'tCopy !req
621. Now,
black dynamite, I know you don't
believe a word the white manCopy !req
622. Black dynamite, I know you don't
believe a word the white man
say!Copy !req
623. Believe a word the white man
say!
But this runaway slave I caughtCopy !req
624. Say!
But this runaway slave I caught
says you helped him run away!Copy !req
625. But this runaway slave I caught
says you helped him run away!
honey bee: Cream corn, whatCopy !req
626. Says you helped him run away!
honey bee: Cream corn, what
the hell happened to you?Copy !req
627. honey bee: Cream corn, what
the hell happened to you?
cream corn: I got into aCopy !req
628. The hell happened to you?
cream corn: I got into a
fight with crenshaw pete overCopy !req
629. cream corn: I got into a
fight with crenshaw pete over
some suntan lotion.Copy !req
630. Fight with crenshaw pete over
some suntan lotion.
He might have branded me like aCopy !req
631. Some suntan lotion.
He might have branded me like a
bitch, but guess who got theCopy !req
632. He might have branded me like a
bitch, but guess who got the
suntan lotion?Copy !req
633. Bitch, but guess who got the
suntan lotion?
honey bee: This isCopy !req
634. Suntan lotion?
honey bee: This is
ridiculous.Copy !req
635. honey bee: This is
ridiculous.
Look at your ankles — they'reCopy !req
636. Ridiculous.
Look at your ankles — they're
bleeding.Copy !req
637. Look at your ankles — they're
bleeding.
cream corn: Yeah, I think ICopy !req
638. Bleeding.
cream corn: Yeah, I think I
got to give my hoes a breakCopy !req
639. cream corn: Yeah, I think I
got to give my hoes a break
'cause these shackles, they'reCopy !req
640. Got to give my hoes a break
'cause these shackles, they're
killin' me.Copy !req
641. 'cause these shackles, they're
killin' me.
black dynamite: Now,Copy !req
642. Killin' me.
black dynamite: Now,
bullhorn, it's time to put whiteCopy !req
643. black dynamite: Now,
bullhorn, it's time to put white
slavery to an end!Copy !req
644. Bullhorn, it's time to put white
slavery to an end!
Black dynamite,Copy !req
645. Slavery to an end!
Black dynamite,
listen to what I say and makeCopy !req
646. Black dynamite,
listen to what I say and make
sure you heard what I said!Copy !req
647. Listen to what I say and make
sure you heard what I said!
These are bullhorn's slaves, topCopy !req
648. Sure you heard what I said!
These are bullhorn's slaves, top
deputy overseer of the world,Copy !req
649. These are bullhorn's slaves, top
deputy overseer of the world,
craig!Copy !req
650. Deputy overseer of the world,
craig!
black dynamite: Who theCopy !req
651. Craig!
black dynamite: Who the
is craig?Copy !req
652. black dynamite: Who the
is craig?
I ain't got time for thisCopy !req
653. I ain't got time for this
honey bee, call up the reverend.Copy !req
654. honey bee, call up the reverend.
We need to have a blackCopy !req
655. Honey bee, call up the reverend.
We need to have a black
community town meeting.Copy !req
656. We need to have a black
community town meeting.Copy !req
657. Community town meeting.Copy !req
658. why is this meeting happeningCopy !req
659. why is this meeting happening
right now?Copy !req
660. why is this meeting happening
right now?
I got too many white slaves thatCopy !req
661. Right now?
I got too many white slaves that
need my masterin'.Copy !req
662. I got too many white slaves that
need my masterin'.
what's all this about,Copy !req
663. Need my masterin'.
what's all this about,
black dynamite?Copy !req
664. what's all this about,
black dynamite?
I was in the middle of gettin'Copy !req
665. Black dynamite?
I was in the middle of gettin'
my hur' did.Copy !req
666. I was in the middle of gettin'
my hur' did.
black dynamite: All right,Copy !req
667. My hur' did.
black dynamite: All right,
everybody, shut the upCopy !req
668. black dynamite: All right,
everybody, shut the up
when grown folks is abolishingCopy !req
669. Everybody, shut the up
when grown folks is abolishing
slavery!Copy !req
670. When grown folks is abolishing
slavery!
abolishin'?Copy !req
671. Slavery!
abolishin'?
Bullhorn, what is going on here?Copy !req
672. abolishin'?
Bullhorn, what is going on here?
I want you to stop him rightCopy !req
673. Bullhorn, what is going on here?
I want you to stop him right
now!Copy !req
674. I want you to stop him right
now!
black dynamite:Copy !req
675. Now!
black dynamite:Copy !req
676. black dynamite:
that's it!Copy !req
677. that's it!
You are officially fired asCopy !req
678. that's it!
You are officially fired as
deputy overseer officerCopy !req
679. You are officially fired as
deputy overseer officer
overseer of the world!Copy !req
680. Deputy overseer officer
overseer of the world!
Not just the community.Copy !req
681. Overseer of the world!
Not just the community.
The world!Copy !req
682. Not just the community.
The world!
black dynamite: Now, I knowCopy !req
683. The world!
black dynamite: Now, I know
you all thought that whiteCopy !req
684. black dynamite: Now, I know
you all thought that white
slavery was the right thing toCopy !req
685. You all thought that white
slavery was the right thing to
do after discovering your rootsCopy !req
686. Slavery was the right thing to
do after discovering your roots
in a miniseries.Copy !req
687. Do after discovering your roots
in a miniseries.
But it's destroying thisCopy !req
688. In a miniseries.
But it's destroying this
community!Copy !req
689. But it's destroying this
community!
black dynamite, don't whoopCopy !req
690. Community!
black dynamite, don't whoop
my ass, but I disagree!Copy !req
691. black dynamite, don't whoop
my ass, but I disagree!
My white lawyer slave here notCopy !req
692. My ass, but I disagree!
My white lawyer slave here not
only help me beat the tripleCopy !req
693. My white lawyer slave here not
only help me beat the triple
homicide I was facing, but heCopy !req
694. Only help me beat the triple
homicide I was facing, but he
also helped me save money on myCopy !req
695. Homicide I was facing, but he
also helped me save money on my
car insurance.Copy !req
696. Also helped me save money on my
car insurance.Copy !req
697. Car insurance.
well, my white slave isCopy !req
698. well, my white slave is
worthless!Copy !req
699. well, my white slave is
worthless!
He don't know how to roll aCopy !req
700. Worthless!
He don't know how to roll a
joint, wash a cadillac, cook aCopy !req
701. He don't know how to roll a
joint, wash a cadillac, cook a
pot roast, nothin'!Copy !req
702. Joint, wash a cadillac, cook a
pot roast, nothin'!
And I got to keep feedin' himCopy !req
703. Pot roast, nothin'!
And I got to keep feedin' him
fish eggs and makin' tea allCopy !req
704. And I got to keep feedin' him
fish eggs and makin' tea all
day!Copy !req
705. Fish eggs and makin' tea all
day!
I'm with black dynamite.Copy !req
706. Day!
I'm with black dynamite.
I say we need to end whiteCopy !req
707. I'm with black dynamite.
I say we need to end white
slavery!Copy !req
708. I say we need to end white
slavery!Copy !req
709. Slavery!
shut up! Everybody, shut up!Copy !req
710. shut up! Everybody, shut up!
What we need is some democracyCopy !req
711. shut up! Everybody, shut up!
What we need is some democracy
up in this bitch!Copy !req
712. What we need is some democracy
up in this bitch!
This allows the citizens of thisCopy !req
713. Up in this bitch!
This allows the citizens of this
community to participate equallyCopy !req
714. This allows the citizens of this
community to participate equally
by encompassing the damn social,Copy !req
715. Community to participate equally
by encompassing the damn social,
economic, and culturalCopy !req
716. By encompassing the damn social,
economic, and cultural
conditions that enable the freeCopy !req
717. Economic, and cultural
conditions that enable the free
and equal practice of politicalCopy !req
718. Conditions that enable the free
and equal practice of political
self-determination, all byCopy !req
719. And equal practice of political
self-determination, all by
having a simple ass vote!Copy !req
720. Self-determination, all by
having a simple ass vote!
What?Copy !req
721. Having a simple ass vote!
What?
A basehead couldn't use to be aCopy !req
722. What?
A basehead couldn't use to be a
political scientist?Copy !req
723. A basehead couldn't use to be a
political scientist?
sounds like a plan to me.Copy !req
724. Political scientist?
sounds like a plan to me.
Okay, by show of hands, allCopy !req
725. sounds like a plan to me.
Okay, by show of hands, all
those for honky slaves?Copy !req
726. Okay, by show of hands, all
those for honky slaves?
honey bee: I got 237.Copy !req
727. Those for honky slaves?
honey bee: I got 237.
black dynamite: And those forCopy !req
728. honey bee: I got 237.
black dynamite: And those for
free honkies?Copy !req
729. black dynamite: And those for
free honkies?
honey bee: 237 again.Copy !req
730. Free honkies?
honey bee: 237 again.
black dynamite: Damn.Copy !req
731. honey bee: 237 again.
black dynamite: Damn.
It's a tie.Copy !req
732. black dynamite: Damn.
It's a tie.
Now what?Copy !req
733. It's a tie.
Now what?
what about basehead?Copy !req
734. Now what?
what about basehead?
He didn't vote.Copy !req
735. what about basehead?
He didn't vote.
hold on. I'm still thinkin'!Copy !req
736. He didn't vote.
hold on. I'm still thinkin'!
Hmm...Copy !req
737. hold on. I'm still thinkin'!
Hmm...
Coleman is really good atCopy !req
738. Hmm...
Coleman is really good at
findin' my veins, and he doesCopy !req
739. Coleman is really good at
findin' my veins, and he does
cook my heroin just the way ICopy !req
740. Findin' my veins, and he does
cook my heroin just the way I
likes it.Copy !req
741. Cook my heroin just the way I
likes it.
thank you, sir.Copy !req
742. Likes it.
thank you, sir.
I do my best.Copy !req
743. thank you, sir.
I do my best.
but on the other hand, youCopy !req
744. I do my best.
but on the other hand, you
not really good at stealin'Copy !req
745. but on the other hand, you
not really good at stealin'
coleman, and you know ICopy !req
746. Not really good at stealin'
coleman, and you know I
can't afford to pay for my habitCopy !req
747. coleman, and you know I
can't afford to pay for my habit
so uh...Copy !req
748. Can't afford to pay for my habit
so uh...
For that reason alone, I amCopy !req
749. So uh...
For that reason alone, I am
votin' to end white slavery!Copy !req
750. For that reason alone, I am
votin' to end white slavery!
sorry, coleman.Copy !req
751. Votin' to end white slavery!
sorry, coleman.Copy !req
752. sorry, coleman.
black dynamite: There youCopy !req
753. black dynamite: There you
have it — white slavery isCopy !req
754. black dynamite: There you
have it — white slavery is
officially abolished.Copy !req
755. Have it — white slavery is
officially abolished.Copy !req
756. Officially abolished.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
757. I can't believe it.
We're free.Copy !req
758. I can't believe it.
We're free.
I guess I should be happy, butCopy !req
759. We're free.
I guess I should be happy, but
I'm not.Copy !req
760. I guess I should be happy, but
I'm not.
I mean, I thought I wanted to goCopy !req
761. I'm not.
I mean, I thought I wanted to go
back home, but how can I afterCopy !req
762. I mean, I thought I wanted to go
back home, but how can I after
this traumatizing experience?Copy !req
763. Back home, but how can I after
this traumatizing experience?
Wait! Everyone, listen up!Copy !req
764. This traumatizing experience?
Wait! Everyone, listen up!
We can't go home.Copy !req
765. Wait! Everyone, listen up!
We can't go home.
black dynamite: What youCopy !req
766. We can't go home.
black dynamite: What you
talkin' 'bout, woody allen?Copy !req
767. black dynamite: What you
talkin' 'bout, woody allen?
how the hell are we supposedCopy !req
768. Talkin' 'bout, woody allen?
how the hell are we supposed
to function in white societyCopy !req
769. how the hell are we supposed
to function in white society
now, huh?Copy !req
770. To function in white society
now, huh?
Being a slave for a whole monthCopy !req
771. Now, huh?
Being a slave for a whole month
has destroyed usCopy !req
772. Being a slave for a whole month
has destroyed us
psychologically.Copy !req
773. Has destroyed us
psychologically.
We have lost all our whiteCopy !req
774. Psychologically.
We have lost all our white
self-esteem.Copy !req
775. We have lost all our white
self-esteem.
Where's that white arroganceCopy !req
776. Self-esteem.
Where's that white arrogance
that our ancestors had when theyCopy !req
777. Where's that white arrogance
that our ancestors had when they
killed the indians, huh?Copy !req
778. That our ancestors had when they
killed the indians, huh?
Where's all that ambition thatCopy !req
779. Killed the indians, huh?
Where's all that ambition that
dropped the bomb on hiroshima?Copy !req
780. Where's all that ambition that
dropped the bomb on hiroshima?
It's gone!Copy !req
781. Dropped the bomb on hiroshima?
It's gone!
So we can't go back to beingCopy !req
782. It's gone!
So we can't go back to being
ourselves anymore because we areCopy !req
783. So we can't go back to being
ourselves anymore because we are
not ourselves anymore.Copy !req
784. Ourselves anymore because we are
not ourselves anymore.
I guess we have to find a way toCopy !req
785. Not ourselves anymore.
I guess we have to find a way to
assimilate ourselves into theCopy !req
786. I guess we have to find a way to
assimilate ourselves into the
black community until we canCopy !req
787. Assimilate ourselves into the
black community until we can
build up the self-confidence toCopy !req
788. Black community until we can
build up the self-confidence to
steal it, 'cause we damn sureCopy !req
789. Build up the self-confidence to
steal it, 'cause we damn sure
can't go back to beverly hillsCopy !req
790. Steal it, 'cause we damn sure
can't go back to beverly hills
or beverly hills adjacent.Copy !req
791. Can't go back to beverly hills
or beverly hills adjacent.
We would be a shame to our wholeCopy !req
792. Or beverly hills adjacent.
We would be a shame to our whole
race.Copy !req
793. We would be a shame to our whole
race.Copy !req
794. Race.
so, what do you say, whiteCopy !req
795. so, what do you say, white
folks?Copy !req
796. So, what do you say, white
folks?
Let's go get us some roscoes!Copy !req
797. Folks?
Let's go get us some roscoes!Copy !req
798. Let's go get us some roscoes!
black dynamite: AndCopy !req
799. black dynamite: And
assimilate their white assesCopy !req
800. black dynamite: And
assimilate their white asses
they did.Copy !req
801. Assimilate their white asses
they did.
They were driving cadillacs,Copy !req
802. They did.
They were driving cadillacs,
pimpin', hustlin;, wearingCopy !req
803. They were driving cadillacs,
pimpin', hustlin;, wearing
afros.Copy !req
804. Pimpin', hustlin;, wearing
afros.
They even put their mouths onCopy !req
805. Afros.
They even put their mouths on
our water fountains, and that'sCopy !req
806. They even put their mouths on
our water fountains, and that's
just nasty.Copy !req
807. Our water fountains, and that's
just nasty.
I guess they wanted equalCopy !req
808. Just nasty.
I guess they wanted equal
rights, but the black communityCopy !req
809. I guess they wanted equal
rights, but the black community
just ain't the black communityCopy !req
810. Rights, but the black community
just ain't the black community
without the community beingCopy !req
811. Just ain't the black community
without the community being
black.Copy !req
812. Without the community being
black.
Hm.Copy !req
813. Black.
Hm.
hm.Copy !req
814. Hm.
hm.
black dynamite: Roscoe,Copy !req
815. hm.
black dynamite: Roscoe,
what's up with our seats, andCopy !req
816. black dynamite: Roscoe,
what's up with our seats, and
why are all the black peopleCopy !req
817. What's up with our seats, and
why are all the black people
outside?Copy !req
818. Why are all the black people
outside?
I'm sorry, black dynamite,Copy !req
819. Outside?
I'm sorry, black dynamite,
but I'm afraid they hadCopy !req
820. I'm sorry, black dynamite,
but I'm afraid they had
reservations.Copy !req
821. But I'm afraid they had
reservations.
See, that's what white folks doCopy !req
822. Reservations.
See, that's what white folks do
when they go out to eat.Copy !req
823. See, that's what white folks do
when they go out to eat.
And did you know they had aCopy !req
824. When they go out to eat.
And did you know they had a
thing called "tips"?Copy !req
825. And did you know they had a
thing called "tips"?
black dynamite: Well, here'sCopy !req
826. Thing called "tips"?
black dynamite: Well, here's
a tip for them.Copy !req
827. black dynamite: Well, here's
a tip for them.
An ass in black dynamite's seat,Copy !req
828. A tip for them.
An ass in black dynamite's seat,
no matter what color it is, isCopy !req
829. An ass in black dynamite's seat,
no matter what color it is, is
an ass in black dynamite's seat.Copy !req
830. No matter what color it is, is
an ass in black dynamite's seat.
we have just as much right toCopy !req
831. An ass in black dynamite's seat.
we have just as much right to
eat here as you do,Copy !req
832. we have just as much right to
eat here as you do,
black dynamite, and we deserveCopy !req
833. Eat here as you do,
black dynamite, and we deserve
to be treated like black people.Copy !req
834. Black dynamite, and we deserve
to be treated like black people.
♪ white shall overcomeCopy !req
835. To be treated like black people.
♪ white shall overcome
blacks!Copy !req
836. ♪ white shall overcome
blacks!
♪ white shall over—Copy !req
837. Blacks!
♪ white shall over—Copy !req
838. ♪ white shall over—
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
839. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
Black dynamite, youCopy !req
840. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
Black dynamite, you
were right for bringing slaveryCopy !req
841. Black dynamite, you
were right for bringing slavery
to an end.Copy !req
842. Were right for bringing slavery
to an end.
I should have stuck by you andCopy !req
843. To an end.
I should have stuck by you and
been a better friend.Copy !req
844. I should have stuck by you and
been a better friend.
But now I know followingCopy !req
845. Been a better friend.
But now I know following
al sharpton was dumb, 'cause ICopy !req
846. But now I know following
al sharpton was dumb, 'cause I
sure wish these peckerwoodsCopy !req
847. Al sharpton was dumb, 'cause I
sure wish these peckerwoods
would go back from where theyCopy !req
848. Sure wish these peckerwoods
would go back from where they
come.Copy !req
849. Would go back from where they
come.
black dynamite: It'sCopy !req
850. Come.
black dynamite: It's
perfectly normal to feel likeCopy !req
851. black dynamite: It's
perfectly normal to feel like
putting white people in shacklesCopy !req
852. Perfectly normal to feel like
putting white people in shackles
sometimes, bullhorn, butCopy !req
853. Putting white people in shackles
sometimes, bullhorn, but
remember, vengeance ain't alwaysCopy !req
854. Sometimes, bullhorn, but
remember, vengeance ain't always
as sweet as it tastes.Copy !req
855. Remember, vengeance ain't always
as sweet as it tastes.
honey bee: Uh-oh.Copy !req
856. As sweet as it tastes.
honey bee: Uh-oh.
You might want to slow down,Copy !req
857. honey bee: Uh-oh.
You might want to slow down,
black dynamite.Copy !req
858. You might want to slow down,
black dynamite.
Cracker rights freedom fighters,Copy !req
859. Black dynamite.
Cracker rights freedom fighters,
12:00.Copy !req
860. Cracker rights freedom fighters,
12:00.
being white isCopy !req
861. 12:00.
being white is
also right!Copy !req
862. being white is
also right!
Being white is also right!Copy !req
863. Also right!
Being white is also right!
we, the white folks of theCopy !req
864. Being white is also right!
we, the white folks of the
black community, are not movingCopy !req
865. we, the white folks of the
black community, are not moving
our cheeks from this hereCopy !req
866. Black community, are not moving
our cheeks from this here
monument until we receiveCopy !req
867. Our cheeks from this here
monument until we receive
reparations!Copy !req
868. Monument until we receive
reparations!
that's right!Copy !req
869. Reparations!
that's right!
Stick it to the mayne!Copy !req
870. that's right!
Stick it to the mayne!Copy !req
871. Stick it to the mayne!
reverend al done flipped theCopy !req
872. reverend al done flipped the
script.Copy !req
873. Reverend al done flipped the
script.
Al sharpton, unless you wentCopy !req
874. Script.
Al sharpton, unless you went
color-blind, you got someCopy !req
875. Al sharpton, unless you went
color-blind, you got some
'splainin' to do about theseCopy !req
876. Color-blind, you got some
'splainin' to do about these
white-power signs.Copy !req
877. 'splainin' to do about these
white-power signs.
racial inequality does notCopy !req
878. White-power signs.
racial inequality does not
have a color, brother, but itCopy !req
879. racial inequality does not
have a color, brother, but it
does have a price, so the onlyCopy !req
880. Have a color, brother, but it
does have a price, so the only
signs I see are green dollarCopy !req
881. Does have a price, so the only
signs I see are green dollar
signs.Copy !req
882. Signs I see are green dollar
signs.
man, get your white asses offCopy !req
883. Signs.
man, get your white asses off
our king and take them back toCopy !req
884. man, get your white asses off
our king and take them back to
beverly hills andCopy !req
885. Our king and take them back to
beverly hills and
beverly hills adjacent!Copy !req
886. Beverly hills and
beverly hills adjacent!
we didn't land on this blackCopy !req
887. Beverly hills adjacent!
we didn't land on this black
community!Copy !req
888. we didn't land on this black
community!
This black community landed onCopy !req
889. Community!
This black community landed on
us!Copy !req
890. This black community landed on
us!Copy !req
891. Us!
black dynamite: Everybody,Copy !req
892. black dynamite: Everybody,
stop, stop!Copy !req
893. So, here we are, in the same
freeze frame we started with.
Bullhorn is about to killCopy !req
894. Freeze frame we started with.
Bullhorn is about to kill
al sharpton, and the blackCopy !req
895. Bullhorn is about to kill
al sharpton, and the black
community is about to sprayCopy !req
896. Al sharpton, and the black
community is about to spray
white civil-rights fighters withCopy !req
897. Community is about to spray
white civil-rights fighters with
hoses.Copy !req
898. White civil-rights fighters with
hoses.
This is some weird-ass, heavyCopy !req
899. Hoses.
This is some weird-ass, heavyCopy !req
900. This is some weird-ass, heavy
and there was only one way toCopy !req
901. and there was only one way to
stop it.Copy !req
902. And there was only one way to
stop it.
Suey!Copy !req
903. what the hell are you doing,
black dynamite?
black dynamite: The sameCopy !req
904. Black dynamite?
black dynamite: The same
thing you're doing.Copy !req
905. black dynamite: The same
thing you're doing.
no, I'm just beating up aCopy !req
906. Thing you're doing.
no, I'm just beating up a
white slave fighting for racialCopy !req
907. no, I'm just beating up a
white slave fighting for racial
equality.Copy !req
908. White slave fighting for racial
equality.
You're destroying a monumentCopy !req
909. Equality.
You're destroying a monument
that is a symbol of our struggleCopy !req
910. You're destroying a monument
that is a symbol of our struggle
for freedom.Copy !req
911. That is a symbol of our struggle
for freedom.
black dynamite: You all needCopy !req
912. For freedom.
black dynamite: You all need
to wake up.Copy !req
913. black dynamite: You all need
to wake up.
Look at yourselves, blackCopy !req
914. To wake up.
Look at yourselves, black
community.Copy !req
915. Look at yourselves, black
community.
If dr. King was here to seeCopy !req
916. Community.
If dr. King was here to see
this, he would shit a brick.Copy !req
917. If dr. King was here to see
this, he would shit a brick.
Now, we can't beat the man byCopy !req
918. This, he would shit a brick.
Now, we can't beat the man by
being the man, and, whiteCopy !req
919. Now, we can't beat the man by
being the man, and, white
people, don't let al sharptonCopy !req
920. Being the man, and, white
people, don't let al sharpton
get your ass whupped.Copy !req
921. People, don't let al sharpton
get your ass whupped.
So before things get any worseCopy !req
922. Get your ass whupped.
So before things get any worse
and somebody touches my car,Copy !req
923. So before things get any worse
and somebody touches my car,
causing me to upCopy !req
924. And somebody touches my car,
causing me to up
everybody, I suggest we pretendCopy !req
925. Causing me to up
everybody, I suggest we pretend
none of this ever happened andCopy !req
926. Everybody, I suggest we pretend
none of this ever happened and
go back to the way things were.Copy !req
927. None of this ever happened and
go back to the way things were.
we're sorry, negroes.Copy !req
928. Go back to the way things were.
we're sorry, negroes.
What do we have to do?Copy !req
929. we're sorry, negroes.
What do we have to do?
so, does that mean I have toCopy !req
930. What do we have to do?
so, does that mean I have to
go back home?Copy !req
931. so, does that mean I have to
go back home?
black dynamite: Well, as forCopy !req
932. Go back home?
black dynamite: Well, as for
you, woody allen, you don't haveCopy !req
933. black dynamite: Well, as for
you, woody allen, you don't have
to go home.Copy !req
934. You, woody allen, you don't have
to go home.
I don't?Copy !req
935. To go home.
I don't?
black dynamite: Nah.Copy !req
936. I don't?
black dynamite: Nah.
But you got to get theCopy !req
937. black dynamite: Nah.
But you got to get the
out of here.Copy !req
938. But you got to get the
out of here.Copy !req
939. Out of here.
dream achieved!Copy !req
940. dream achieved!
Thank you, dr. King.Copy !req
941. Dream achieved!
Thank you, dr. King.Copy !req
942. Thank you, dr. King.
somebody got some incense?Copy !req
943. somebody got some incense?
'cause it don't smell right.Copy !req
944. Somebody got some incense?
'cause it don't smell right.Copy !req
945. 'cause it don't smell right.
I'm blind! I'm blind!Copy !req
946. I'm blind! I'm blind!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
947. I'm blind! I'm blind!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req
948. ♪ dynamite! Dynamite!
♪ dynamite! Dynamite!Copy !req