1. This week...Copy !req
2. Kak!
Nothing but bloody Afro facesCopy !req
3. as far as my bloody
white eyes can bloody see!Copy !req
4. Say, man, what you looking for, baby?Copy !req
5. I got joints and bags,
nickels and dimes,Copy !req
6. Columbian gold and Panama reds.Copy !req
7. So, what you smoking, huh, jack?Copy !req
8. Not interested.
Actually, I —Copy !req
9. Nah, Rallo, he needs
to keep his lungs clean.Copy !req
10. Look here, man, I got
acid, valium, mescaline.Copy !req
11. I got some good cocaine.
I'll keep you open forever.Copy !req
12. You misunderstand.
I don't have time for —Copy !req
13. Rallo, this man's
in a rush.Copy !req
14. He ain't got no time for
no angel dust to kick inCopy !req
15. and don't need no shitCopy !req
16. that's gonna make him see
unicorns either.Copy !req
17. He got to drive!
Ain't that right'?Copy !req
18. Yes! No, look, I just need
some directions!Copy !req
19. What you got in there —
Rolls-Royces or something?Copy !req
20. This shit is big!Copy !req
21. Oh, no,
something fiarmore valuableCopy !req
22. than a Rolls-Royce.Copy !req
23. Now could you please tell me
how to get my truckCopy !req
24. out of this shithole?Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. By handing over them keys,
sucker.Copy !req
27. I'm out, bitch!Copy !req
28. Rallo, it's dark as hell
in here.Copy !req
29. Throw me alight.Copy !req
30. We hit the jackpot, Rallo!Copy !req
31. What do you see, Rallo?Copy !req
32. Looks like a whole mess
of white furs.Copy !req
33. They might be rabbit,
might be mink.Copy !req
34. Ah, damn, but it smells
like gorilla shit.Copy !req
35. - Gorilla shit?
- I know all types of shit.Copy !req
36. I know dog shit,
cow shit,Copy !req
37. monkey shit,
and that ...Copy !req
38. is gorilla — aah!Copy !req
39. Aah!Copy !req
40. - Holy shit!
- Rallo!Copy !req
41. Rallo, help!Copy !req
42. Rallo, do something!Copy !req
43. Stop screaming, man!
I'm trying to think!Copy !req
44. Rallo, he might be hungry!Copy !req
45. Give him some quaaludes!Copy !req
46. Aah! God damn, Rallo,
that big orangutanCopy !req
47. was about to eat the shit
out yo ass!Copy !req
48. Man, that ain't funny!Copy !req
49. Now stop jiving
so we can figure outCopy !req
50. how we're gonna get
rid of him!Copy !req
51. You can't get rid of him!Copy !req
52. Now, what we need is to get
some of that circus money.Copy !req
53. This motherfucker is
a main attraction!Copy !req
54. That's right.
You're gonna be a star.Copy !req
55. I can see your name up
in lights right now.Copy !req
56. What's it say, Rallo?
What's it say?Copy !req
57. It says, "RalloCopy !req
58. and Another Cat
Named Rallo's BrothersCopy !req
59. presents...Copy !req
60. Honky Kong"!Copy !req
61. Bullhorn, Cream Corn,
there's nothing likeCopy !req
62. being a man on Sunday
with no responsibilities.Copy !req
63. Can one of y'all
please get that? Damn!Copy !req
64. Bee, I'll gladly help you out
after quarter number four.Copy !req
65. It's only quarter number one,
though,Copy !req
66. so there's still
three more.Copy !req
67. Whorephanage.
This is Honey Bee.Copy !req
68. Mrs. McHenry
from Child Services? Hi!Copy !req
69. Uh, no, today would not be
a good day for a visit.Copy !req
70. Tomorrow?
Oh, yes, that would be perfect!Copy !req
71. Oh, yes, the kids
are ve/ysafe.Copy !req
72. Get your ass down before I bust
your little head open!Copy !req
73. See? Okay, gotta go.Copy !req
74. Put that down, put that down!
What the fuck?Copy !req
75. Honey Bee, can you do something
with these damn orphans?Copy !req
76. They're making it impossibleCopy !req
77. to get any whoring done
around here.Copy !req
78. I'm trying to get
this place togetherCopy !req
79. before Child Services
comes tomorrow!Copy !req
80. What's the big deal
with Child Services?Copy !req
81. If I don't have this place
together in 24 hours,Copy !req
82. they will shut
this whorephanage down!Copy !req
83. Oh, Honey Bee,
there's no reason to worry.Copy !req
84. Everything will be
just fine.Copy !req
85. Now, if you're not too busy,Copy !req
86. can you please
get us some more pork rinds?Copy !req
87. Euphoria, can you just watch
them for a minute, please?Copy !req
88. I'm sorry, Honey Bee.
You on your own.Copy !req
89. These tricks ain't gonna turn
theyselves, you know.Copy !req
90. Now a ho got to go.
Bye!Copy !req
91. You better have
Black Dynamite's money, too!Copy !req
92. Honey Bee, here's a drinkCopy !req
93. to the one that holds down
the whole team!Copy !req
94. Of course, I'm talking about
Wilt the Stilt,Copy !req
95. A.K.A. my man Chamberlain!Copy !req
96. You know the best part
about Honey Bee'?Copy !req
97. She is so selfless.
I mean, she's so giving.Copy !req
98. You don't never see her do
shit for herself.Copy !req
99. It's almost like the bitch
don't even exist.Copy !req
100. Hey, my man,
hand me them nachos.Copy !req
101. You know what?Copy !req
102. I'm tired of being treated
like this!Copy !req
103. I spend every day trying to hold
this whorephanage together,Copy !req
104. and what kind of
appreciation do I get, huh?Copy !req
105. Huh? Tell me!Copy !req
106. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
107. I said we appreciate you letting
us take advantage of you.Copy !req
108. Black Dynamite,
don't get me wrong.Copy !req
109. I love every ungrateful
motherfucker in here,Copy !req
110. but if I don't get some
appreciation soon,Copy !req
111. I'ma have to go.Copy !req
112. Yes!Copy !req
113. In your face, Havlicek,
in your face!Copy !req
114. Okay, fellas,Copy !req
115. we need to stop enjoying
our Sunday so we canCopy !req
116. take Honey Bee somewhere that
nobody would ever take her.Copy !req
117. That way, she'll feel
appreciatedCopy !req
118. and not have
a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
119. Got it! Let's take her
duck-pin bowling!Copy !req
120. They got a big-ass TV there
so we can watch the gameCopy !req
121. and appreciate her
at the same time!Copy !req
122. It's like killing two ducks
with one ball!Copy !req
123. Hmm, I don't know if Honey Bee
will buy that one.Copy !req
124. Will you buy that one,
Honey Bee?Copy !req
125. Before you answer that,
let's see whatCopy !req
126. other options we got first.
Bullhorn?Copy !req
127. Well, if smiles is
what she needs,Copy !req
128. then I say
send in the clowns.Copy !req
129. I know two cats
named Rallo,Copy !req
130. and they got a circus
in town.Copy !req
131. Honey Bee, which would make
you feel more appreciated —Copy !req
132. duck-pin bowling
or the circus?Copy !req
133. Do they got that
two-headed pit bull?Copy !req
134. I don't know, so I ain't
gonna pull your toe,Copy !req
135. but they do got a pretty
tri-titty hoCopy !req
136. that came all the way
from Buffalo.Copy !req
137. A tri-titty ho?
Then the circus it is.Copy !req
138. Honey Bee, go get all these
orphans and whoresCopy !req
139. dressed and fed.Copy !req
140. Black Dynamite and this here
whorephanageCopy !req
141. is going to the circus.Copy !req
142. This was a great idea, Bullhorn.Copy !req
143. After this, Bee won't have
shit to bitch about.Copy !req
144. Marvel at all the wonders
and let your mind be free!Copy !req
145. Today is all about our
appreciation for you, Honey Bee.Copy !req
146. Now, that shit
was amazing!Copy !req
147. Did you see that, Honey Bee?
Three titties in one.Copy !req
148. Also, can you get us
some more popcorn?Copy !req
149. When you're done, you really
need to sit downCopy !req
150. and watch the circus
so you can feel appreciated.Copy !req
151. These damn tickets
cost money, Bee.Copy !req
152. And now,
without further ado,Copy !req
153. we present the ninth wonder
of the world!Copy !req
154. Give it up for Honky Kong!Copy !req
155. This is the dumbest shit
I've ever seen.Copy !req
156. Aah!Copy !req
157. Man, this big,
white motherfuckerCopy !req
158. is about to scare away
all our money!Copy !req
159. We need to get the hell up
out of hereCopy !req
160. before cats start talking
about refunds and shit.Copy !req
161. Oh shit!Copy !req
162. Nice circus, boys!Copy !req
163. Is he looking at you?Copy !req
164. Damn, Bee, you got this ape'sCopy !req
165. big gorilla nostrils
all open!Copy !req
166. Them white boys always
did like you!Copy !req
167. About time you got you a man.Copy !req
168. Or a monkey.Copy !req
169. Uh-huh, uh-huh!Copy !req
170. Bitch, you done
lose your mind!Copy !req
171. Aah!Copy !req
172. Honey Bee, I know today
was supposed to beCopy !req
173. all about appreciating you.
- Aah!Copy !req
174. But I would appreciate it
if you and BullhornCopy !req
175. could get these orphans
and whores to safety.Copy !req
176. - Aah!
- I gotta go save Cream Corn.Copy !req
177. Aah!Copy !req
178. Or he'll be bouncing around
this damn circus tent all night.Copy !req
179. Aah! Help!
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
180. Oh, you got some nice nails!Copy !req
181. Aah! Help! Help!Copy !req
182. Damn, I arrived on the scene
just a moment too late.Copy !req
183. Now, you orphans need to
repress the memoryCopy !req
184. of what you just saw,
or you little motherfuckersCopy !req
185. are gonna be scarred
for life.Copy !req
186. If we're gonna save Bee,Copy !req
187. we're gonna need
some help from above.Copy !req
188. That means we got to get
the meanest,Copy !req
189. baddest, Blackest birds
in the sky.Copy !req
190. You got to be talking about
those red tailsCopy !req
191. from way back when —
the only onesCopy !req
192. that we can depend on
to defend.Copy !req
193. The Tuskegee Airmen!Copy !req
194. Amen!Copy !req
195. Tuskegee Airmen,
I appreciate y'allCopy !req
196. rolling with me
on such a short notice.Copy !req
197. - Huh?
- I appreciate y'allCopy !req
198. rolling with me
on such a short notice.Copy !req
199. - Huh?
- I appreciate y'allCopy !req
200. rolling with me
on such a short notice.Copy !req
201. Okay, Colored Dynamite!Copy !req
202. It's been a long time since we
flew these, but don't worry.Copy !req
203. It's just like riding a bike.Copy !req
204. Aah!Copy !req
205. Aah!Copy !req
206. Tuskegee Airman,
you coming in too fast!Copy !req
207. - Huh?
- Tuskegee Airman...Copy !req
208. you coming in
too fast!Copy !req
209. - Huh?
- Tuskegee Airman,Copy !req
210. you coming in too —
oh fuck it!Copy !req
211. Sueeeyy!Copy !req
212. Ok.Copy !req
213. Aaaaaah, suey!Copy !req
214. Aaah, suey!Copy !req
215. Hyah!Copy !req
216. Black Dynamite!Copy !req
217. Honey Bee!Copy !req
218. Black Dynamite, make sure you
get the whorephanage togetherCopy !req
219. before Child Services
co-o-o-o-mes!Copy !req
220. Agh!Copy !req
221. It's all my fault.Copy !req
222. I should've listened
to Honey BeeCopy !req
223. and paid more
attention to her needs.Copy !req
224. Now she's gone with a white
monkey that's gone ape,Copy !req
225. and I can't rest
until I find her.Copy !req
226. You're right, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
227. Taking Honey Bee to the circus
was a big mistakeCopy !req
228. because I been changing
shitty diapers all day,Copy !req
229. and I ain't had no break!Copy !req
230. Look, I'm gonna need
one of you hoesCopy !req
231. to fill in for Bee
when Child Services comes byCopy !req
232. 'cause we need to keep things
tight, out of sight, and —Copy !req
233. 'Cause Black Dynamite's gonna
make everything all right,Copy !req
234. and, yeah, I promise not to
come in your mouth,Copy !req
235. and the check is
in the mail.Copy !req
236. Now, I wasn't
even gonna say that!Copy !req
237. You see that, Euphoria?
You think you know somebody!Copy !req
238. Now, you need to get a hot cup
of shut the fuck up!Copy !req
239. Sorry, Euphoria.
I'm just under a lot of stress.Copy !req
240. It's hard
doing womanly dutiesCopy !req
241. and being Black Dynamite
at the same time.Copy !req
242. Go on and turn your tricks,
Euphoria.Copy !req
243. Fellas, every second
Honey Bee's away,Copy !req
244. the harder it's gonna be
to find her.Copy !req
245. If we only knew
where to start...Copy !req
246. For selling me those tickets,
I'ma kill you suckers!Copy !req
247. You no-good bullshittin' motherfuckers!Copy !req
248. No one is killing anyone
until I find my ape.Copy !req
249. Two Cats Named Rallo,
who the hell is this toubab,Copy !req
250. and why have you
brought him here?Copy !req
251. Black Dynamite, this toubab is
Boner Afrikaner —Copy !req
252. South African big-game hunter
and poacher extraordinaire,Copy !req
253. bon vivant,
et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
254. Well, I guess
we'll just split.Copy !req
255. I figure you guys can, you know,
take it from here.Copy !req
256. Come on, Rallo.
- No one is going anywhere...Copy !req
257. until the toubab finds
his ape!Copy !req
258. And you ain't leaving
until I findCopy !req
259. where your honky gorilla
took my Bee.Copy !req
260. Now talk, sucker.Copy !req
261. He's probably
in the Aegean Sea by now.Copy !req
262. I found him on the remote island
of Patmos.Copy !req
263. It's a dangerous island
that time forgotCopy !req
264. with bloody roaches
the size of cars.Copy !req
265. Oh, that ain't shit.
We got some in the kitchen.Copy !req
266. You have no idea
what you've done.Copy !req
267. Nfumu has never seen
a Black donk before.Copy !req
268. You've done worse than awaken
the bloody lust in him.Copy !req
269. You've awakened the bloody
jungle love.Copy !req
270. Boner Afrikaner,
I ain't got no timeCopy !req
271. for all this giant roach
bloody talk.Copy !req
272. I just need to get my Bee
back to her hiveCopy !req
273. where she belongs.
How can we get there?Copy !req
274. We can take my seaplane.Copy !req
275. Well, we need
to split now.Copy !req
276. Cream Corn, I'ma need you
to stay here.Copy !req
277. - What?
- Cream Corn, I'ma need you...Copy !req
278. to stay here.
- What?Copy !req
279. Cream Corn, I'ma need you —
I ain't doing this shit again.Copy !req
280. Look, somebody has to keep
an eye on these orphansCopy !req
281. and straighten this place up
before the...Copy !req
282. Child Services.Copy !req
283. bitch gets here.Copy !req
284. Where the hell am I?Copy !req
285. And do I smell steak and eggs?Copy !req
286. Aah!Copy !req
287. Don't you come near me,
y-y-you...Copy !req
288. My clothes!Copy !req
289. Oh, my — damn,
are these pressed?Copy !req
290. The hell?Copy !req
291. You did that while
I was asleep?Copy !req
292. Oh, that is so cute!Copy !req
293. Aww, you wouldn't hurt
a fly, would you?Copy !req
294. You're just a big, old
teddy bear.Copy !req
295. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
296. A lot of men
could learn from you.Copy !req
297. You're gonna make some monkey
girl a good gorilla husband.Copy !req
298. Honky Ko— mmm! —
Honky Kong,Copy !req
299. this is some
five-star shit here.Copy !req
300. I can get used to this.Copy !req
301. Black Dynamite ain't never
made me a grit —Copy !req
302. not one grit.Copy !req
303. If you value your life,
follow me very closelyCopy !req
304. because unseen creatures lurk
around every corner.Copy !req
305. There's probably one behind
me right — aah!Copy !req
306. Rallo, save yourself!Copy !req
307. The other way, Rallo!Copy !req
308. No! The other way, Rallo!
The other way!Copy !req
309. Black Dynamite, shoot it!
Shoot it!Copy !req
310. Now, that is
how you conserve ammo.Copy !req
311. Oh shit, the white man
died first in line.Copy !req
312. What we gonna do now,
Black Dynamite?Copy !req
313. 'Cause your guess
is gooder than mine.Copy !req
314. Black Dynamites seen some
heavy shit in Vietnam,Copy !req
315. but one thing he ain't
never seenCopy !req
316. is a white spider
eating a white velociraptorCopy !req
317. eating a white wolverine
eating a white man.Copy !req
318. All bets are officially off!Copy !req
319. Everybody be cool.Copy !req
320. These white spear chuckers look
like they mean business,Copy !req
321. and I mean "business"
as in trouble,Copy !req
322. not as in commerce.Copy !req
323. You know, I can appreciate a manCopy !req
324. that takes care of his children.Copy !req
325. I find it
really moisturizing.Copy !req
326. Yeah, well, you know...Copy !req
327. Cream Corn loves
the orphans.Copy !req
328. Wait, you said
you find it what?Copy !req
329. A man that loves children
really gets me pumped,Copy !req
330. really puts the dew
on my lily.Copy !req
331. Drip, drip.Copy !req
332. Oh, God, I think I just
threw up inside my mouth.Copy !req
333. Treat me like a stamp!Copy !req
334. Just lick me, stick me,
and send me the fuck away!Copy !req
335. You really do want to keep
these kids, right?Copy !req
336. Then fuck me now!Copy !req
337. Honey Bee!Copy !req
338. But they just
don't know how much work it isCopy !req
339. taking care of both whores
and orphans simultaneously,Copy !req
340. let alone keeping up
with my fine ninjutsu.Copy !req
341. You're such a good listener.Copy !req
342. Mmm, a little lower,
please.Copy !req
343. Where was Oh, yeah.
Now, don't get me wrong.Copy !req
344. Black Dynamite cares about
all of us.Copy !req
345. Oh, but he's so tough, he parts
his hair with an axe.Copy !req
346. Yeah, he's something else.
But you know what?Copy !req
347. As much as you're a fine listener,Copy !req
348. I got to get back home
to my orphans and whores.Copy !req
349. Agh! What the hell?Copy !req
350. What are you doing?Copy !req
351. It ain't that kind of party, baby!Copy !req
352. Ain't that just like a man?Copy !req
353. All this time, I thought you
appreciated my company,Copy !req
354. but you ain't nothing
but a big, old,Copy !req
355. dirty white monkey!Copy !req
356. With a little dick, at that!Copy !req
357. What is that?
I can't even see it!Copy !req
358. How you gonna have big-ass
monkey feetCopy !req
359. and a little, tiny
sausage?Copy !req
360. Yikes! I guess I shouldn't
have said that!Copy !req
361. I mean big! Big sausage!Copy !req
362. Yes! Hot diggity dog!Copy !req
363. Entertain Yakub, my white
Harlem globetrotter.Copy !req
364. And for that, you live to dunk
another day!Copy !req
365. Now you entertain me,
white Bill Cosby.Copy !req
366. Hey, man, what about that
Yakub?Copy !req
367. This guy has got a headCopy !req
368. the size
of two big-headed men!Copy !req
369. - What'd you say?
- His head's so big...Copy !req
370. it's got
its own satellites!Copy !req
371. No one talks about Yakub's
big-ass head!Copy !req
372. Feed him to the white
great white sharks!Copy !req
373. Now entertain Yakub,
white Sammy Davis, Jr.Copy !req
374. Faster!Copy !req
375. Faster!
- What kind of white-washed...Copy !req
376. fantasy island bullshit
is this?Copy !req
377. Greetings, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
378. It is everything
you would haveCopy !req
379. in a white-man-dominated world
reversed.Copy !req
380. You see, here I am
figuratively the white manCopy !req
381. being catered to and served by
my white/Black servants!Copy !req
382. Through painstaking genetic
manipulation,Copy !req
383. I have created
a whole ecosystemCopy !req
384. of white creatures
and people.Copy !req
385. I have even kidnapped
my favorite Black entertainersCopy !req
386. and turned them white!Copy !req
387. Behold my latest creation,
white Dolly Parton!Copy !req
388. Oh, look at that!
- White?Copy !req
389. - Look at the titties.
- She's already white!Copy !req
390. Really? White?
Dolly Parton?Copy !req
391. It cannot be right.
All this time.Copy !req
392. Maybe she was in shadow.Copy !req
393. You diabolical race changer!Copy !req
394. Only a white man
in a Black man's bodyCopy !req
395. would turn the white man
into the Black manCopy !req
396. by turning the Black man
white!Copy !req
397. I love your fire,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
398. You know, I could use
a white man just like you.Copy !req
399. I am about to extract all
the Black from Black DynamiteCopy !req
400. so I will have
my own White Dynamite!Copy !req
401. Get the magnets!Copy !req
402. Start the process!Copy !req
403. Black Dynamite!Copy !req
404. - Aah!
- Honey Bee!Copy !req
405. Black Dynamite,
you came for me!Copy !req
406. You ain't the first.Copy !req
407. I'm sorry I wasn't sensitive
to your needs,Copy !req
408. but right now, it looks like
you need me to rescue youCopy !req
409. from this giant ape
and fucked up island.Copy !req
410. So let's just call it even.Copy !req
411. Nooooo!Copy !req
412. Follow me,
you honky monkey!Copy !req
413. Suueeeeey!Copy !req
414. Honky Kong!Copy !req
415. Don't die, Honky Kong!Copy !req
416. I might not be into big,
white monkeysCopy !req
417. or little dicks or white
monkeys with little dicksCopy !req
418. or little dicks in general,Copy !req
419. but if I was,
I would choose you!Copy !req
420. Oh, but thank God I'm not.Copy !req
421. I'll always remember you,
my sweet Honky... Kong!Copy !req
422. What the fuck?Copy !req
423. Now, ain't that a bitch?Copy !req
424. Everybody listen upCopy !req
425. 'cause apparently
this message extendsCopy !req
426. outside our little
whorephanage.Copy !req
427. No more taking Honey Bee
for granted.Copy !req
428. Can you dig it?Copy !req
429. Wait, who's
watching the orphans?Copy !req
430. Uh, I feel used.Copy !req
431. You gonna call me tomorrow?
- Yeah, I'll call you.Copy !req
432. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
433. You still got my dentures
on your dick.Copy !req