1. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
2. One more,
and I break the bank.Copy !req
3. Oh, dear.Copy !req
4. Duty calls.Copy !req
5. Keep those warm for me...
and the dice, too.Copy !req
6. Get it? I was talking
about your titties.Copy !req
7. 007, there you are!Copy !req
8. Quick, I don't have much time.Copy !req
9. You must retrieve
the secret formula.Copy !req
10. We must get our hands on it
before the Americans do.Copy !req
11. Now —
- I know.Copy !req
12. Find the rogue agent,
infiltrate his militia,Copy !req
13. steal the secret formula,
get caught,Copy !req
14. face impending doom, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
15. Exactly, James!Copy !req
16. But if you already knew that,
why have me come here?Copy !req
17. Merely so I can have
the satisfaction...Copy !req
18. Of doing this.Copy !req
19. You're the man now, dawg!Copy !req
20. Well, I'm afraid
you've cleaned me out.Copy !req
21. I've got no more moneyCopy !req
22. unless I can give you
something else, Mister...Copy !req
23. Dynamite.
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
24. And, lady, offering
Black Dynamite "something else"Copy !req
25. is like offering
the Jolly Green GiantCopy !req
26. some frozen niblets.Copy !req
27. Unless you got something
special, Miss...Copy !req
28. Morehead.Copy !req
29. Givinya Morehead.Copy !req
30. Hmmmm. How much
"more head" we talkin'?Copy !req
31. Black Dynamite, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
32. I thought you were no longer fuckingCopy !req
33. with the undercover spy
honkies from the C.I.A.?Copy !req
34. I'm not.Copy !req
35. Right now I'm fucking
with these dice.Copy !req
36. Now if you don't mind,
I got some bread to win.Copy !req
37. - Oh!
- Snake eyes.Copy !req
38. Well, Black Dynamite,
it seems thatCopy !req
39. you're halfway amazing,
but all the way man.Copy !req
40. Miss Morehead!Copy !req
41. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
42. This was my game,
and she's with me.Copy !req
43. Was with you.
Your bitch chose me.Copy !req
44. Now we can handle this like
we got some class,Copy !req
45. Or we can get
into some gangster shit,Copy !req
46. whatever-your-name-is.Copy !req
47. It's Bond, James Bond!
You bloody well remember!Copy !req
48. Yeah, how
could I forget?Copy !req
49. You're the second Bond,
James Bond I met tonight.Copy !req
50. I say, old chap,Copy !req
51. I am Bond, James Bond.Copy !req
52. Fuck you, Roger Moore!Copy !req
53. I am Bond, James Bond.Copy !req
54. There can be only one!Copy !req
55. All right, ladies, Black
Dynamite just got one rule.Copy !req
56. Now, if any of y'all
happen to be awakeCopy !req
57. in the morning
when I'm getting dressed,Copy !req
58. don't wake up
the rest of the bitches.Copy !req
59. This week...Copy !req
60. Yeah! Ha!Copy !req
61. David Carradine's
like a Chinese Chuck Norris.Copy !req
62. Black Dynamite!
How was the French Riviera?Copy !req
63. Bond, James Bond,
bitches, craps and shit.Copy !req
64. You know, the usual.Copy !req
65. What the fuck is that smell?Copy !req
66. That would be me and my newCopy !req
67. bottom-bitch barbecue
recipe for this year'sCopy !req
68. annual world-championship
barbecue competition!Copy !req
69. I lost 10 years in a row.Copy !req
70. But this year, I got
something for that ass!Copy !req
71. Here, taste it.
Open up your mouth.Copy !req
72. Taste it. Taste it.
- Uh, n-no, thank you, Bee.Copy !req
73. I already threw up earlier.
Uh, hey, what y'all watching?Copy !req
74. Only the baddest
Chinese cat to ever walk the EarthCopy !req
75. with a Black belt
and some sandals.Copy !req
76. "Kung Fu"
with David Carradine!Copy !req
77. Boy, anybody would be in a world of painCopy !req
78. if they ever messed with
motherfucking Kwai Chang Caine!Copy !req
79. He taught me
everything I know.Copy !req
80. Just the thought of
fighting himCopy !req
81. makes my penis retract
into my body.Copy !req
82. And if anybody that can do that
to my penis in my body,Copy !req
83. they got to be the real
Kung Fu master!Copy !req
84. Now that's
a bunch of bullshit!Copy !req
85. That ain't no Kung Fu,
and he ain't no Chinaman.Copy !req
86. And it wasn't even supposed to
be his slow white ass anyway.Copy !req
87. The series was created
by Bruce Lee,Copy !req
88. but the man stole it from him
and cast a cracker,Copy !req
89. just like they did Jesus.Copy !req
90. Now, Cream Corn, you wanna
learn some real Kung Fu,Copy !req
91. follow me.Copy !req
92. Honey Bee, is this barbecue,Copy !req
93. or some shit
you just shat?Copy !req
94. Either way, please take
these baby back,Copy !req
95. baby back, baby back
ribs back!Copy !req
96. Cream Corn,
the time has come for youCopy !req
97. to learn your own Kung Fu.Copy !req
98. That way, you won't
have to useCopy !req
99. that Chinese white man's
no more.Copy !req
100. We're gonna start
with some basic shit,Copy !req
101. some self-defense that even a
whore or an orphan could do.Copy !req
102. Little orphan Penny,
I need a volunteer.Copy !req
103. Ha! You expect me to spar
with lil' orphan?Copy !req
104. Now, Penny,
I want you to pretendCopy !req
105. Cream Corn stole your mama.Copy !req
106. Come on, Black Dynamite,
you got to —Copy !req
107. - Hyah!
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
108. - Well done, little orphan Penny.Copy !req
109. Now, Cream Corn, the nuts
are a common placeCopy !req
110. for a defenseless orphan
to kick a grown-ass man.Copy !req
111. Now, you must protect
your nuts at all times,Copy !req
112. no matter how minute
or hairless they are.Copy !req
113. Wait. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
114. Now, everybody be cool.Copy !req
115. Honey Bee, are those
your ribs againCopy !req
116. or does Black Dynamite
smell trouble?Copy !req
117. Hyah!Copy !req
118. Suey!Copy !req
119. Suey Suey Suey!Copy !req
120. Hyah!Copy !req
121. Ahhhh sueeeyyyyy!Copy !req
122. Wha? Suey!Copy !req
123. Black Dynamite, ha —Copy !req
124. I see that roundhouse kick
still packs a punch.Copy !req
125. Dennis Flynn, what did
Black DynamiteCopy !req
126. tell you honkies
from the CIACopy !req
127. about interrupting
his kung fu?Copy !req
128. Uhhhh, nothing,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
129. You've told us not to ever
interrupt your seductions,Copy !req
130. your interrogations,
and yourjumping of rope,Copy !req
131. but never your kung fu.Copy !req
132. That might have been
someone else.Copy !req
133. Well, from now on,
add my kung fuCopy !req
134. to the honkies
from the C.I.A.'s listCopy !req
135. of shit not to interrupt,
ya dig?Copy !req
136. Very well.Copy !req
137. Black Dynamite,
this is about 'Nam!Copy !req
138. A.K.A. Vietnam,
A.K.A. "Nahm,"Copy !req
139. A.K.A. "Vietnahm."Copy !req
140. Yeah, good
ole Vietnams.Copy !req
141. I remember all four of those
places like it was yesterday.Copy !req
142. The fighting,
the jungle, the guns!Copy !req
143. It was like a dream.Copy !req
144. I can still smell
the shrapnel!Copy !req
145. That ain't shrapnu'.Copy !req
146. I think that's Honey Bee's
barbecue — agggh!Copy !req
147. Look, I know how much you
miss Vietnam, Black Dynamite,Copy !req
148. and we pulled the plug before
you could do the impossible,Copy !req
149. which we already know
you're capable of,Copy !req
150. but we need you,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
151. We need you to go back
to Vietnam.Copy !req
152. Black Dynamite, what's Vietnam?Copy !req
153. A question
a child might ask,Copy !req
154. but not a childish question.Copy !req
155. Still, Penny, Black Dynamite's
gonna need youCopy !req
156. to shut the fuck up when grown
folks is talking, okay?Copy !req
157. Now, Dennis Flynn, I know
I thought I told you honkiesCopy !req
158. a lot of shit,
but this, I know I told you.Copy !req
159. Black Dynamite ain't fuckin'
with you honkiesCopy !req
160. from the C.I.A.
no more!Copy !req
161. This isn't about the honkiesCopy !req
162. or what you told us,
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
163. It's about this!Copy !req
164. My best friend in 'Nam,
Larry Tureaud,Copy !req
165. May his soul rest in peace.Copy !req
166. No, he's not resting,
and he's far from in peace.Copy !req
167. In fact, he is waging his own
war on the Viet CongCopy !req
168. out in the jungle.Copy !req
169. That's impossible —
Larry shot himselfCopy !req
170. in his own head
playing Russian roulette,Copy !req
171. then they hung him
with his own intestinesCopy !req
172. and dropped him in
quicksand.Copy !req
173. He got better.Copy !req
174. He wasted the Charlies
holding him hostage,Copy !req
175. ate them with the help of some
homemade barbecue sauce,Copy !req
176. and now he's considered
like a barbecue GodCopy !req
177. to the jungle people.Copy !req
178. Damn, that must be
some good-ass barbecue sauce.Copy !req
179. We've sent
honky upon honky to try to find Tureaud.Copy !req
180. They've all come back
in body bags,Copy !req
181. limbs missing, with traces
of barbecue sauce on them.Copy !req
182. He wants to restart
the Vietnam war,Copy !req
183. and he's building his own
army to do it.Copy !req
184. Black Dynamite, only you
can find himCopy !req
185. and terminate him
with extreme vengeance!Copy !req
186. Black Dynamite don't
terminate his friends.Copy !req
187. Can you dig it?Copy !req
188. Especially those he thought
was already terminatedCopy !req
189. and then later found out
they was still alive!Copy !req
190. Well, if you don't,
Black Dynamite,Copy !req
191. the government is going
to napalm the entire jungle!Copy !req
192. And that friend of yours
will be barbecued to a crisp!Copy !req
193. Damn, Dennis Flynn,
you sho' know how to twistCopy !req
194. the arm in Black Dynamite's
heart and make him say uncle.Copy !req
195. But that don't change what
I'm about to say.Copy !req
196. I know, I know.
"Scram," you say, "scram."Copy !req
197. You're making a big mistake,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
198. I guess this will make
the second timeCopy !req
199. you left him for dead —
again.Copy !req
200. I don't know what
all that was about,Copy !req
201. but I need to know what was in
that damn barbecue sauce.Copy !req
202. What does he mean
you left him for dead?Copy !req
203. Tureaud was like my brother
from another mother.Copy !req
204. Also with different siblings,
cousins, nieces, nephews,Copy !req
205. aunts, and uncles,
et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
206. But he was great soldier
and a friend.Copy !req
207. Until that fateful day...Copy !req
208. Tureaud!Copy !req
209. Should we wait for him?Copy !req
210. Hell no!
That motherfucker's dead!Copy !req
211. Black Dynamite is going back
to 'Nam to save his friendCopy !req
212. for that reason
and that reason only.Copy !req
213. That way, I won't be
technicallyCopy !req
214. fuckin' with the honkies
from the CIA no more.Copy !req
215. Well, I guess we
going to Vietnam thenCopy !req
216. 'cause I'mma find out what was
in that damn barbecue sauce.Copy !req
217. We? Did you say "we"?
The hell you say!Copy !req
218. Viet and Nam?
Hell and no, I won't go.Copy !req
219. Cream Corn, get your little
narrow ass into some fatiguesCopy !req
220. and stop acting
like a little bitch.Copy !req
221. I ain't acting, Honey Bee!
These tears are for real!Copy !req
222. Round up the troops
and sound the alarm!Copy !req
223. I say good night to L.A.Copy !req
224. and go-o-o-o-o-od morning,
Vietnam!Copy !req
225. ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dahCopy !req
226. Man, helicopters
just ain't my thing, Jack.Copy !req
227. I keep having
these horrible nightmaresCopy !req
228. where I'm in a chopper
and it blows up and kills meCopy !req
229. and Black Dynamite screams,
"Cream Corn, noooo!"Copy !req
230. Whoever said you can't die
in your own dreamsCopy !req
231. is a God damn lie.Copy !req
232. Honey Bee, I'm gonna need you
to get my back and shoulders.Copy !req
233. Now, Vietnam maybe a day
at the beach for Black Dynamite,Copy !req
234. but it could be a tsunami
at the beach for y'all.Copy !req
235. So, you got to be careful.Copy !req
236. I know that's right.Copy !req
237. Suey!Copy !req
238. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
239. Jaah!Copy !req
240. Sueeey!Copy !req
241. Black Dynamite! Black Dynamite!Copy !req
242. Black Dynamite!
- Sorry, Bee!Copy !req
243. I must have just been
having a flashbackCopy !req
244. to this one time when
my parachute wouldn't deploy —Copy !req
245. Black Dynamite!
This ain't no flashback!Copy !req
246. No-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
247. Oh! Now that's some
shit I wish I didn't see.Copy !req
248. No more cheese doodles for me,
crunchy or puffy!Copy !req
249. I guess when you
fuck around,Copy !req
250. you really
have to fuck around.Copy !req
251. Woman, 'til you go curved,
you ain't never been served.Copy !req
252. You need to put a cast on that littleCopy !req
253. Bald, broke dick of yours.Copy !req
254. Hush that fuss!
Y'all be cool.Copy !req
255. You gonna give away
our location.Copy !req
256. You all right? You almost
killed us with that flashback.Copy !req
257. I'm sorry. I don't know
what came over me.Copy !req
258. In the past, I'e had nothing
but pleasant dreams about 'Nam.Copy !req
259. I don't understand what
happened, but don't worry.Copy !req
260. Everything will be
just fine.Copy !req
261. From that display, I'd say,Copy !req
262. "and everything
will not be just fine."Copy !req
263. It looks like you got some
cold-blooded jungle memoriesCopy !req
264. locked way back
in the back of your mind!Copy !req
265. I hope I ain't crazy
and my mind ain't lost,Copy !req
266. but I can swear I smell someCopy !req
267. sweet and tangy barbecue sauce!Copy !req
268. Hmm.
Tureaud must be close by.Copy !req
269. Mmm!
Oh, my lord and Buddha...Copy !req
270. this is the best damned
barbecue sauce ever!Copy !req
271. I mean, this barbecue sauce
shits all over mine!Copy !req
272. Ooh, I think
that's honey dijon!Copy !req
273. Oh, please. What?Copy !req
274. Y'all ain't seen nobody eat
some barbecue sauceCopy !req
275. off a skull
in the jungle before?Copy !req
276. Now listen, Honey Bee,
while I'm thinkingCopy !req
277. of something to tell you
that won't have youCopy !req
278. making any sudden movements...Copy !req
279. Don't make any
sudden movements.Copy !req
280. I got a booger
in my nose or something?Copy !req
281. Girl, you got
a snake on your head!Copy !req
282. Oh, my God,
it's an anaconda!Copy !req
283. Aah! Aaah! Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
284. - Aaaaaaah!
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
285. Nothing like a good ole
grenade to have handyCopy !req
286. when you getting swallowed
by a giant anaconda.Copy !req
287. - Aah! What was that?Copy !req
288. Man, that don't
sound like no monkeyCopy !req
289. or no jungle cat.Copy !req
290. BD — Black Dynamite
in parentheses —Copy !req
291. just what
the hell was that?Copy !req
292. Not a what, Bullhorn,
but a who, a how, and a why.Copy !req
293. I get the feeling
we being watched.Copy !req
294. And, Cream Corn, you gonna need
to get the fuck off my back.Copy !req
295. Um, isn't there a tunnel
or something we can take?Copy !req
296. I can't explain why,Copy !req
297. but somehow I know
we have to go this way.Copy !req
298. Maybe I should make sure
it's safe first.Copy !req
299. Ahhhh! Ohhhh!Copy !req
300. Tureaud!Copy !req
301. Aaaah!Copy !req
302. Tureaud! I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to leave you!Copy !req
303. And why the fuck do you
look like Cream Corn?Copy !req
304. Damn it! Not again!Copy !req
305. Bullhorn, Honey Bee!
They're gone!Copy !req
306. Face it, Black Dynamite,
your luck with friendsCopy !req
307. in the jungles of
Vietnam is pretty shitty.Copy !req
308. Why don't we just do
like the army didCopy !req
309. and quit while we still behind?Copy !req
310. Snap out of it,
Cream Corn.Copy !req
311. Now, I already left
my best friend for deadCopy !req
312. the first time I was here,Copy !req
313. and I'll be damned
if I lose any more!Copy !req
314. Now, can you dig it, huh?
Can you dig it?Copy !req
315. I'm sorry, Cream Corn,
but right now,Copy !req
316. Black Dynamite's mind is
all tangled in jungle vines.Copy !req
317. Wait, Black Dynamite,
that's it.Copy !req
318. You are having a severe
anxiety disorderCopy !req
319. that has developed
after exposure to an eventCopy !req
320. that has resulted
in psychological trauma.Copy !req
321. So, you are
re-experiencing traumaCopy !req
322. with turducken
through flashbacks!Copy !req
323. You mean Tureaud.Copy !req
324. Since you know so much shit
about so much shit,Copy !req
325. how do I get rid of these
flashbacks?Copy !req
326. The only way
to overcome themCopy !req
327. is to confront
what happened to youCopy !req
328. and learn to accept it
as a part of your past.Copy !req
329. But the pain
is too much, Cream Corn.Copy !req
330. And a real man buries his pain
so nobody can see it.Copy !req
331. If you try to numb yourselfCopy !req
332. and push your memories away,
it'll just get worse.Copy !req
333. I know you think kicking
somebody's ass in the dickCopy !req
334. is the answer to everything,
Black Dynamite,Copy !req
335. and usually it is.Copy !req
336. But right now, you just kicking
your own ass in the dick.Copy !req
337. Sometimes, you just got
to let it all outCopy !req
338. and look like a bitch.Copy !req
339. Works for me.Copy !req
340. Cream Corn,
thank you.Copy !req
341. Why the fuck do you got
your arms out?Copy !req
342. Never mind.
Thought we had a moment.Copy !req
343. Now we need to find Tureaud
and make things right.Copy !req
344. And in return for me
not killing youCopy !req
345. in the midst of a flashback,Copy !req
346. I'ma need you
to do me a favorCopy !req
347. and grow some hair
on your balls.Copy !req
348. Ass.Copy !req
349. And barbecue.Copy !req
350. Cream Corn, let's go see
what's cookin'.Copy !req
351. Well, if it is barbecued ass,Copy !req
352. as hungry as I am,
I'ma eat it all.Copy !req
353. Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
354. Aaah!Copy !req
355. Honey Bee, who would
have ever thoughtCopy !req
356. our lives would be lost
in damn VietnamCopy !req
357. in a pot of boiling
barbecue sauce?Copy !req
358. Aaaah!
Ooh.Copy !req
359. Damn! Barbecue Honey Bee
and BullhornCopy !req
360. don't taste that bad.Copy !req
361. Who would have thunk?Copy !req
362. Damn, BD, it sure is funky
inside this camel.Copy !req
363. By the way, you know camels
ain't indigenous —Copy !req
364. Hush. We gotta free Honey Bee
and BullhornCopy !req
365. before they lose all
they flavor.Copy !req
366. My name is Black Dynamite.Copy !req
367. I'm looking
for Larry Tureaud.Copy !req
368. Also goes by Lawrence.Copy !req
369. Have you seen him?Copy !req
370. I said, my name is
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
371. I'm looking
for Larry Tureaud.Copy !req
372. He also goes by Lawrence!
Have you seen him?Copy !req
373. Black Dynamite, I shouldn't tell you this,Copy !req
374. but since you saved my life
in that hut years ago —Copy !req
375. the one with the ceiling fan
and my — my leg...Copy !req
376. Hey, look who it is.
It's Buku Sow!Copy !req
377. I was wondering
what happened to you.Copy !req
378. I probably should've got your
little Chinese legs and feetCopy !req
379. off that ceiling fan,
but you understand,Copy !req
380. it — it was a war,
I had to go,Copy !req
381. people were waiting
on me.Copy !req
382. It's okay, really.Copy !req
383. And I'm not Chinese,
but there's little time.Copy !req
384. Colonel Tureaud —
Ugh!Copy !req
385. No!
Buku Sow!Copy !req
386. My best friend in 'Nam,
Larry Tureaud?Copy !req
387. Is that you?Copy !req
388. Larry Tureaud died
in the jungle, fool.Copy !req
389. Call me Mr. T.Copy !req
390. First name "Mister."
Middle name period.Copy !req
391. Last name "T"!
- You look crazy as hell...Copy !req
392. but I gotta admit, too much
gold looks good on you.Copy !req
393. It's the people meat!Copy !req
394. Unlike pork, chicken,
and other animalCopy !req
395. and vegetable proteins
your body can't use,Copy !req
396. people provide essential
proteinsCopy !req
397. that are beneficial
to people 'cause...Copy !req
398. well, they're people.Copy !req
399. But I must admit, the white
meat is a little dry.Copy !req
400. Mr. T., I don't care how
nutritious people are.Copy !req
401. You can't go around barbecuing
humans like they chicken.Copy !req
402. But they taste like chicken,
fool!Copy !req
403. Really? I mean, I heard that
frog's legs taste like chickenCopy !req
404. but, uh, I didn't —
but that's beside the point.Copy !req
405. Now, I know these jungles
done drove you crazyCopy !req
406. ever since
I left you behind,Copy !req
407. but I need to apologize so I can
stop having these flashbacks.Copy !req
408. Left me behind?
I stayed behind, fool!Copy !req
409. What you talking 'bout,
Mr. T?Copy !req
410. You soldiers gone soft!Copy !req
411. America gone soft,
so I got harder!Copy !req
412. They killed our whole team
except for me and you, BD!Copy !req
413. But the war never ended
for Mr. T! Hmmm!Copy !req
414. Look, If I don't get your ass
out of here tonight,Copy !req
415. the government's gonna barbecue
this whole jungle.Copy !req
416. Can you dig —Copy !req
417. Enough with this jibber-jabber!
Mr. T ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
418. Either you with T,
or you against T.Copy !req
419. Now, what's it gonna be,
Black Dynamite?Copy !req
420. What the hell you do that for'?
I was tasting good!Copy !req
421. Ha! There they are!Copy !req
422. My two best soldiers
together again!Copy !req
423. Dennis Flynn,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
424. The real reason why I needed
to find you, Tureaud —Copy !req
425. First name "Mister,"
middle name period,Copy !req
426. last name
- Ehh, yeah.Copy !req
427. Was so I could get
my handsCopy !req
428. on that sweet and tangy
barbecue sauce of his.Copy !req
429. Hell, it was so good
I couldn't waitCopy !req
430. 'til the honkies
from the CIA came backCopy !req
431. dead and dipped in it.Copy !req
432. I would lick it
right off their skulls.Copy !req
433. I told y'all it
was good.Copy !req
434. With your sauce
and my thievery,Copy !req
435. I'm a sure shot for
this year's championshipCopy !req
436. barbecue competition.Copy !req
437. Wait.
You brought my ass backCopy !req
438. to the Chinese
jungles of VietnamCopy !req
439. for some damn barbecue sauce?Copy !req
440. I mean, why the hell else
would the CIA spendCopy !req
441. all these resources
to find a crazy Negro soldierCopy !req
442. In the jungle eating
barbecue-coveredCopy !req
443. Vietnamese villagers?Copy !req
444. Dennis Flynn,
you backstabbin', manipulatin',Copy !req
445. Barbecue boostin'
motherfucker!Copy !req
446. You set us up!
- I pity the fool that tries...Copy !req
447. to take Mr. T's tangy barbecue
recipe away from Mr. T!Copy !req
448. Come on, Black Dynamite,
for ole time's sake,Copy !req
449. let's give this honky
from the CIA a flashbackCopy !req
450. his ass will never forget!
Hmm!Copy !req
451. Kill them all!Copy !req
452. Aaah!
Titty technique.Copy !req
453. Nipple in your eye!Copy !req
454. Black Dynamite,
you the man.Copy !req
455. I mean —
I mean, we all men,Copy !req
456. but we all can't man up.Copy !req
457. Maybe I can,
but maybe I can't.Copy !req
458. Cream Corn!
Unh!Copy !req
459. If Black Dynamite
can face his fears,Copy !req
460. then I guess I can
put some hair on my balls.Copy !req
461. Aaaah!Copy !req
462. Just like old times,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
463. Just like old times.Copy !req
464. Oh, my goodness, guys!
Y'all are alive!Copy !req
465. And my van's alive, too!Copy !req
466. Yeah. When we found out
BD came to find you,Copy !req
467. we figured we'd kill
two birds, ya dig?Copy !req
468. We're gonna travel the world
as mercenariesCopy !req
469. who give wrong-doers
just really minor injuries.Copy !req
470. Whaddaya say fellas —
join us?Copy !req
471. I don't know, Hannibal.Copy !req
472. All your jibber-jabber sounds
really good and all,Copy !req
473. but I don't think America
has a placeCopy !req
474. for a growling Black man with
a Mandinka haircut,Copy !req
475. feathers in his ears,
a neck full of gold,Copy !req
476. camo shorts, and tube socks
up to his knees.Copy !req
477. I ain't the same,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
478. I've changed.Copy !req
479. Well, lucky for you,
America's changed, too, Mr. T.Copy !req
480. Black alpha males have
a voice now.Copy !req
481. Jim Brown and Muhammad Ali
are role modelsCopy !req
482. who don't take
shit from the man.Copy !req
483. Hell, George Clinton got
the hottest band in the countryCopy !req
484. and he even dresses
even worse than you.Copy !req
485. Think of it like this —Copy !req
486. if you ever get a hankering
for barbecued villagers,Copy !req
487. you always got an exotic getaway
to come back to.Copy !req
488. Mmm, mmm. And if you market
that barbecue sauce of yours,Copy !req
489. you'll make millions.Copy !req
490. I almost didn't mind being
cooked in it.Copy !req
491. I love cooking people,
but I guess I can tryCopy !req
492. cooking for people instead,
Honey Bee.Copy !req
493. Hannibal, let's get
one thing straight —Copy !req
494. ain't no way
I'm flying.Copy !req
495. Let's take my van,
and I'm driving, fool!Copy !req
496. I love it when a plan
comes together.Copy !req
497. Mr T., all the crates!Copy !req
498. All of the barbecue sauce
is gone!Copy !req
499. Thank you, Black DynamiteCopy !req
500. for leading us
to Mr. T.'s secret recipe.Copy !req
501. And it seems we may have
awakenedCopy !req
502. the rest of your
bitches!Copy !req
503. Later, baby.Copy !req
504. Damn it, James Bondses!Copy !req
505. Stay in your own damn
franchise!Copy !req
506. Look,
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
507. Lo and behold, I grew one!Copy !req
508. I'ma put this under my pillow
for the hairy fairy.Copy !req