1. This week...Copy !req
2. Ho!Copy !req
3. Hyah!Copy !req
4. Ho!Copy !req
5. Hyah!Copy !req
6. Huah!Copy !req
7. Ow! Ugh!Copy !req
8. Damn! Damn!
Damn!Copy !req
9. I can't even break a boardCopy !req
10. with that big, Black
blueberry's face on it!Copy !req
11. And look at this!Copy !req
12. Is it really that importantCopy !req
13. to have the whole Black
community on drugs?Copy !req
14. Of course not.Copy !req
15. I could give a damn
about the Black communityCopy !req
16. and its mama.Copy !req
17. This is about Black Dynamite.Copy !req
18. He thinks he's so Black
and dynamite.Copy !req
19. Without the Black community,
there is no needCopy !req
20. for a Black Dynamite.Copy !req
21. Why don't you find another
Black that's not so dynamiteCopy !req
22. to have an unhealthy
obsession about?Copy !req
23. Shut up!Copy !req
24. Now, give me an evil planCopy !req
25. that will destroy
the Black community,Copy !req
26. thus rendering that
brillo-headed Black DynamiteCopy !req
27. obsolete once and for all!Copy !req
28. Well, Congress did just pass
a new domestic aid package,Copy !req
29. whose small print takes all
the money out of education,Copy !req
30. planned parenthood,
and public housingCopy !req
31. and puts it into
subsidizing illegal drugsCopy !req
32. in the Black community.Copy !req
33. Henry, you sick fuck.Copy !req
34. This is why I love you.Copy !req
35. With drugs so cheap, no blackie
alive will be able to resist,Copy !req
36. and soon, everyone will be dead,Copy !req
37. unproductive,
and hopelessly hooked.Copy !req
38. Hmm.
Two wrongs don't make a right,Copy !req
39. but when everything's too right,Copy !req
40. something's got to be wrong.Copy !req
41. What I'ma do? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
42. What I'ma do?Copy !req
43. Don't you shut that off
and give me the bait!Copy !req
44. Freeze, Tasty Freeze!Copy !req
45. Shit!Copy !req
46. Aaaah!Copy !req
47. Tasty Freeze, how many times
has Black DynamiteCopy !req
48. talked to you about selling drugs
in his community?Copy !req
49. I think it was twice,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
50. See, there was the first time
you said not to,Copy !req
51. and then the second ti...Copy !req
52. Well, Black Dynamite only talks
with his mouth twice.Copy !req
53. The third time, he talks
with his hands.Copy !req
54. No, no, no, no, no, wait...
Ow! Stop!Copy !req
55. If you want
Black Dynamite's hand to stop,Copy !req
56. you better tell him something good.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
57. What I was trying to say, before your
hand so rudely interrupted me,Copy !req
58. is I ain't selling drugs
to the community no more!Copy !req
59. No, Black Dynamite, I swear to God!
I put it on all my hos!Copy !req
60. I'm selling drugs
for the community.Copy !req
61. I don't understand,Copy !req
62. and Black Dynamite don't like
not understanding shit even moreCopy !req
63. than he don't like saying
shit three times with his mouth.Copy !req
64. Get his ass, Black Dynamite!Copy !req
65. These drug dealers are
messin' up the community!Copy !req
66. Since when have you complained
about the drugsCopy !req
67. in the community, Basehead?Copy !req
68. Since nobody will sell me none!Copy !req
69. I can't get no base from nobody
in this damn community!Copy !req
70. And without base,
I'm just a head.Copy !req
71. They fuckin' up my whole
identity, Black Dynamite!Copy !req
72. I ain't got time
for this, Basehead.Copy !req
73. Spare me your shuck,
and spare me your jive.Copy !req
74. No, no. He's telling the truth,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
75. Now, will you shut
your fist up for a minuteCopy !req
76. and just let me show you, man?
Please?Copy !req
77. Fine, let me back up my carCopy !req
78. so you ain't pinned to the wall
no more.Copy !req
79. I don't know how
it happened, Black Dynamite,Copy !req
80. but the moment
you left the community,Copy !req
81. it just got flooded with drugs.
I mean, good drugs.Copy !req
82. Good, good, good drugs.Copy !req
83. I mean, this shit have you
seeing unicorns and sasquatches,Copy !req
84. but not the big sasquatches...Copy !req
85. Like, the little, tiny sasquatches.
- Basehead!Copy !req
86. Well, anyway, Black Dynamite,
these drugs were so cheap,Copy !req
87. it was easy to turn a profit,
and Black people didn'tCopy !req
88. even wanna use them no more.
- Speak for yourself!Copy !req
89. I'll take a high over a life
of wealth any day.Copy !req
90. Black Dynamite, the word
spread so fast that soon,Copy !req
91. every white-collar whitey
who wanted some white wasCopy !req
92. down here trying to score.Copy !req
93. Come to find out, they buy more
drugs than the Black community.Copy !req
94. Everybody in the community
became a drug dealer,Copy !req
95. and I mean everybody...
Except Basehead, of course.Copy !req
96. I got so desperate, I was 'bout
to move out of the Black communityCopy !req
97. just so I could come back in
and get some drugs.Copy !req
98. But I ain't have no car,Copy !req
99. 'cause I already sold it
for some baseCopy !req
100. the second week
I became a base head!Copy !req
101. Okay, then, tell me...
What's happening with all thisCopy !req
102. new found honky drug bread?Copy !req
103. We cleaned up the streets,
Black Dynamite, with real soap.Copy !req
104. We buildin' libraries,
and we openin' marketsCopy !req
105. that fulfill the Black man
in America's long struggleCopy !req
106. to acquire fresh produce.Copy !req
107. And it's all thanks to the white
community's drug addiction.Copy !req
108. I'm trying to see
the downside of all this,Copy !req
109. but all I keep coming up with
is a whole lot of ups.Copy !req
110. Oh, damn! I'm gonna be late!Copy !req
111. All the hustlers are using this
good drug money to sponsorCopy !req
112. a Black fair in the community
this afternoon.Copy !req
113. Why don't you come check it out,
Black Dynamite?Copy !req
114. Basehead, we could use you
in the basehead throw.Copy !req
115. A basehead throw?
What kind of personCopy !req
116. gonna take a basehead
and throw him at a wallCopy !req
117. like he a damn dwarf
or somethin'?Copy !req
118. Fuck you!Copy !req
119. How much base you get
for a basehead throw?Copy !req
120. Like, you get,
like, a pound of base?Copy !req
121. 'Cause I could be thrown
for a pound of base,Copy !req
122. no problem at all.Copy !req
123. This can't be true.Copy !req
124. They should have killed each
other by now!Copy !req
125. Oh, man.
This stuff is real, real, real good.Copy !req
126. Where did you get that?Copy !req
127. The Black community.
Where else?Copy !req
128. Everyone gets their coke
from there now.Copy !req
129. They've got really good prices.Copy !req
130. You fucking idiot!Copy !req
131. We made the drugs that cheap so
they can kill themselves,Copy !req
132. not sell it back to us!Copy !req
133. I'm sorry, Mr. President,Copy !req
134. but you and this
Black Dynamite shitCopy !req
135. has got me under a lot
of stress.Copy !req
136. Damn it, Kiss.Copy !req
137. If drugs can't wipe out the
Black community, what can?Copy !req
138. Oh, no reason to go there, darlin'.Copy !req
139. I'm just gonna walk right in.Copy !req
140. Elvis Aaron Presley,
the king of rock 'n' roll?Copy !req
141. What are you doing here?Copy !req
142. Mr. President, I heard there was
a drug epidemic in white America,Copy !req
143. and that thing made me madderCopy !req
144. than a premenstrual mosquito
in a mannequin factory.Copy !req
145. I said to myself, I said,
"Elvis, you gotta stop the ghettoCopy !req
146. from selling their Black drugs
to the white American people."Copy !req
147. So I hightailed out of GracelandCopy !req
148. faster than a cat can
lick his own ass.Copy !req
149. Send me into the Black
community, Tricky Dicky.Copy !req
150. I want to serve my country.Copy !req
151. Mr. President, you're not gonna
let Elvis do this, are you?Copy !req
152. He'll get himself killed.Copy !req
153. Exactly!Copy !req
154. Elvis Aaron Presley,
I knight youCopy !req
155. the undercover D.E.A. agentCopy !req
156. of the secret "Operation
Ghetto Blaster."Copy !req
157. I give you the complete authorityCopy !req
158. to stop the Black communityCopy !req
159. from poisoning the white
community with their drugs,Copy !req
160. by any means necessary
or unnecessary.Copy !req
161. Thank you.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
162. Damn! Damn! Damn!Copy !req
163. James done died,
Penny got burned by an iron,Copy !req
164. and J.J. just got shot.Copy !req
165. Whoo!
"Good Times" is hilarious!Copy !req
166. Honey Bee!Copy !req
167. Are you sure this perm is
supposed to be in here so long?Copy !req
168. It feel like my hair
done burnt off.Copy !req
169. Uh-oh.Copy !req
170. "Uh-oh"? There ain't supposed
to be no "uh-oh"Copy !req
171. when you doin' my 'do!Copy !req
172. Oh! What the... Ain't no ho gonna
wanna be my bottom bitchCopy !req
173. with my head looking like this!Copy !req
174. What ho is gonna bottom-bitchCopy !req
175. for a Fisher-Price pimp like you
in the first place, huh?Copy !req
176. Oh!
First, you gonna take my hair,Copy !req
177. now you gonna take
my pimp juice?Copy !req
178. It may be small, but I got
a pimp hand, Honey Bee,Copy !req
179. and you 'bout to get
bottom-bitch slapped!Copy !req
180. Uh-huh.
You want some of Honey Bee?Copy !req
181. Come on.
You want some of this?Copy !req
182. Say something else.
Say something else!Copy !req
183. I'm tappin' out.
I'm tappin' out!Copy !req
184. - Black Dynamite! You're home!
- Hey, Black Dynamite!Copy !req
185. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
186. It's not funny!
It's me... Cream Corn!Copy !req
187. Honey Bee ruined my hair,Copy !req
188. which ruined my game,
which ruined my pimpin',Copy !req
189. which ruined my life,
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
190. You ain't got no life,
you Kojak, Black Mr. Clean,Copy !req
191. bowling-ball-head, half-a-pimp-lookin'
motherfucker.Copy !req
192. Get out my face!Copy !req
193. All right, Honey Bee.
That's enough.Copy !req
194. There's only so many bald jokes
a man can takeCopy !req
195. when his head is looking like
a damn tootsie roll pop.Copy !req
196. Now, no more fighting.
- Fine. There won't be no fightin'.Copy !req
197. But I'm thinkin' 'bout pressin'
full charges.Copy !req
198. Now, y'all pull it together, and
let's go see what's going downCopy !req
199. at the community drug-free,
drug-sponsored block fair.Copy !req
200. I can't go nowhere with my hair
lookin' like this!Copy !req
201. Everybody gonna laugh at me,
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
202. I know looking like
a bald, Black Daddy WarbucksCopy !req
203. done got you down and filled
with sorrow,Copy !req
204. but like little Annie said,
"that sun'll come out tomorrow."Copy !req
205. What's in it for me?
What's in it for me-e-e-e-e?Copy !req
206. Oh. Looks like we got some
serious customers.Copy !req
207. Excuse me while I attend
to all their whiteCopy !req
208. drug-consumption needs,
my dear chaps.Copy !req
209. There's a new sheriff
in town, baby,Copy !req
210. and his name is The King.Copy !req
211. Now, I suggest you stopCopy !req
212. selling your Black drugs
to the white communityCopy !req
213. and keep them in your ghettos,
where they belong,Copy !req
214. or you and your brothers
are gonna be in a world of pain!Copy !req
215. Hi, King.
The name is Tasty Freeze.Copy !req
216. How 'bout if I give you a little
courtesy bag of smackCopy !req
217. so you and your hillbilly
friends hereCopy !req
218. can go get real high in your own
community somewhereCopy !req
219. and you can let us
get back to enjoyingCopy !req
220. our drug-free block fair?Copy !req
221. Uh, what you say?Copy !req
222. Hyah!Copy !req
223. Aaah!Copy !req
224. Now, get up against that there wall
and spread your legs.Copy !req
225. We're tearin' this place apart.Copy !req
226. Lift the nuts and check the ass
of every last man, woman, and childCopy !req
227. until we confiscate all
the damn drugs.Copy !req
228. The President wants us
to destroy everythingCopy !req
229. that was gotten
with ill gottens,Copy !req
230. so start breakin', burnin',
and generally messin' up shitCopy !req
231. real, real, real bad.Copy !req
232. Damn, King!
Why your hands so cold?Copy !req
233. Black Dynamite!Copy !req
234. Elvis got Tasty by the balls...Copy !req
235. Literally by the balls!Copy !req
236. Elvis Presley,
who you think you are,Copy !req
237. showing up in the Black community,
unannounced,Copy !req
238. frisking Black ball sacs?Copy !req
239. Looky here, now,
I'm on a missionCopy !req
240. from the President of these here
white United StatesCopy !req
241. to kick ass and bust heads
to the black meatCopy !req
242. until I stop
your Negro communityCopy !req
243. from spreading your Black drugs
across America,Copy !req
244. causing an epidemic.Copy !req
245. Now, this ain't about race.Copy !req
246. The Black community has had drugs
of epidemic proportions for years,Copy !req
247. and ain't nobody ever sent
no Elvis Presley.Copy !req
248. Well, if y'all had kept
getting high on your own supply,Copy !req
249. this wouldn't be happening
right now.Copy !req
250. Now, drop your drawers,
big fella,Copy !req
251. 'cause once I'm done
searching these two balls,Copy !req
252. you and baldy-locks' nuts
are next.Copy !req
253. Elvis, now, don't let Tricky Dicky
make you get your ass whupped.Copy !req
254. Now, take off that badge and gun,
and I won't be cruel.Copy !req
255. Keep it on, and it's back to my
regular ass-kicking schedule.Copy !req
256. Bring it on!
Bring it on, baby!Copy !req
257. If you got to pinch a loaf,
hold your turd cutter tight,Copy !req
258. 'cause if you move your log shooter,
you gonna miss the whole fight,Copy !req
259. 'cause Elvis is about to get
his ass whuppedCopy !req
260. by Black Dynamite!Copy !req
261. I don't think your boy know
what he gettin' into.Copy !req
262. Well, then, maybe Black Dynamite
better smack some sense into him.Copy !req
263. All right, darkie Dynamite.Copy !req
264. You're in for a world of
hurtin', baby. Whoo!Copy !req
265. You had enough, Pelvis?
You like that, Pelvis?Copy !req
266. Actually, that's one of
my nicknames.Copy !req
267. Why you hitting yourself? Huh?Copy !req
268. Why you hitting yourself?
Man, look at you.Copy !req
269. You... can't... do...
this...Copy !req
270. to... me!Copy !req
271. I'm The King!Copy !req
272. No, you were the King.Copy !req
273. Now you're a fat,
distorted parodyCopy !req
274. of the cool and sexy
motherfucker you used to be.Copy !req
275. You sold out the people that gave you
everything that made you you,Copy !req
276. and you got into bed
with The Man.Copy !req
277. Now, if that's not the least
rock-'n'-roll thingCopy !req
278. a motherfucker could do,
I don't know what is.Copy !req
279. Maybe that's why...
you... are...Copy !req
280. hitting... yourself.Copy !req
281. Okay. All right.
All right.Copy !req
282. I don't... want to...
search...Copy !req
283. no... more...
Black... ball...Copy !req
284. sacs... Black Dynamite.Copy !req
285. Oh, Black Dynamite and the Black
community in general, please!Copy !req
286. Please forgive me,
for I have sinned.Copy !req
287. Have mercy, if you will,
on my soulless body.Copy !req
288. Black Dynamite ain't falling
for that old okie-doke.Copy !req
289. No, this ain't no trick,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
290. Your thorough ass-whuppin' has
shown me the light and the dark.Copy !req
291. I realize now that I've been
nothing but an ignorantCopy !req
292. soul-stealing, fat-ass,
redneck drug addict.Copy !req
293. May all of the Black ball sacs
forgive me, Black Dynamite!Copy !req
294. Black-allelujah!Copy !req
295. Now that Black Dynamite has
baptized you with your own fist,Copy !req
296. you need to go spread the gospel
to Tricky DickyCopy !req
297. and the rest of them honkies
that put you up to this.Copy !req
298. Now get the fuck on.
- Now, hold on one second.Copy !req
299. And I would like to stay and help
mend what I have broken.Copy !req
300. After all, I have
built my careerCopy !req
301. ripping off the Black man's
blues and his rhythms.Copy !req
302. The least I can do is spend
the rest of my days giving back,Copy !req
303. because the truth is...Copy !req
304. Step to the side, Roscoe, and let
The King show you how it's done.Copy !req
305. - What you got there, King?
- This here, Roscoe,Copy !req
306. is what I like to call
my peanut butter, bacon,Copy !req
307. pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwich.Copy !req
308. I know you didn't get that shit
from no Black folks.Copy !req
309. That is definitely not it.Copy !req
310. I'd like to dedicate this
sandwich to the Black community.Copy !req
311. May its delicious, creamy
goodness be an inspirationCopy !req
312. to all the good works
we will achieve together.Copy !req
313. Long live The King!
Long live The King!Copy !req
314. Long live The King!Copy !req
315. Long live The King!Copy !req
316. Knock on wood!
Knock on wood!Copy !req
317. Damn it! I knew I should have
knocked on wood!Copy !req
318. Ooooh! They done killed
Elvis Presley.Copy !req
319. Oh, I'm-a tell it!Copy !req
320. And even if they didn't,
that's what I'ma say they did.Copy !req
321. Elvis! Don't you die on me!
Don't you die on me!Copy !req
322. You got everything to live for!Copy !req
323. Yeah, like a new
little bald-headed bitch.Copy !req
324. I'm tellin' you!
I'ma pimp-slap your bottom ass!Copy !req
325. Come on, y'all, we got
bigger problems hereCopy !req
326. than bald-headed bitches
loving Elvis.Copy !req
327. Having Elvis die
in the Black communityCopy !req
328. gives Nixon a reason
to drop the big one on us.Copy !req
329. Oh-ho, no!
Not the big one!Copy !req
330. The big one is comin'!
I tell you, not that!Copy !req
331. Unh-unh!Copy !req
332. What's the big one?
- The N-bomb.Copy !req
333. The N-bomb?
You mean nuclear?Copy !req
334. - Worse.
- Neutron?Copy !req
335. Worser than that.
The real N-bomb...Copy !req
336. The one you can't say on TV.Copy !req
337. That really exists?
I thought that was some jive...Copy !req
338. brothers was just kickin'
at the barbershop.Copy !req
339. Oh, no, Cream Corn.
The N-bomb is real.Copy !req
340. When I was working for the CIA,Copy !req
341. I seen it with my own eyes.Copy !req
342. And if they drop it on us...Copy !req
343. of course Black Dynamite
will survive, but the rest of y'allCopy !req
344. can Kiss your Black community
asses goodbye.Copy !req
345. All we need to do is
make it look likeCopy !req
346. Elvis decided to quit
being a copCopy !req
347. and get his fat ass across
the Black community city linesCopy !req
348. and back to Graceland.Copy !req
349. Then, it will look like
he decided to die there.Copy !req
350. Honey Bee, I was about to sayCopy !req
351. "you took the words
right out of my mouth,"Copy !req
352. but I knew there was
nothing in there.Copy !req
353. Now, that sounds like a Black
Dynamite plan if I ever said one.Copy !req
354. Now, let's go.Copy !req
355. Kissinger, has that fat,
pill-popping piece of shitCopy !req
356. died at the hands of those
chocos yet?Copy !req
357. No, Mr. President.
He's still alive, sir.Copy !req
358. What the...? How the hell
did you get in here?Copy !req
359. I'm a base head.
I can get in anywhere.Copy !req
360. Watch this.
Poof!Copy !req
361. Okay. I get it.
You're a magical Negro.Copy !req
362. I have three wishes, do I?
The first wish...Copy !req
363. Nah, man.Copy !req
364. I'm a stereotypical base head
from the community,Copy !req
365. and I'm here to tell you that
Elvis Presley is deadCopy !req
366. and Black Dynamite
is trying to cover it up.Copy !req
367. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
368. Yup, 'cause he done killed Elvis.
Elvis is gone.Copy !req
369. Kissinger, prepare the N-bomb.Copy !req
370. If I can prove that the Black
community killed Elvis,Copy !req
371. I can finally get rid of
Black Dynamite once and for all!Copy !req
372. Come on, citizen Basehead.Copy !req
373. Lead me to The King's corpse.Copy !req
374. But you know you better put
some base in these hands,Copy !req
375. or it's gonna be problems.Copy !req
376. We made it outside
the Black community city limits.Copy !req
377. We almost home-free.Copy !req
378. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
379. Dead Elvis just let out
a thunder dumpling!Copy !req
380. Oh, excuse me. I think that might
have been me, Cream Corn.Copy !req
381. Say what?
Damn, woman.Copy !req
382. It's not my fault.
It was Elvis' peanut butter, bacon...Copy !req
383. pancake batter, butter,
and banana sandwiches.Copy !req
384. Yeah, I ate it.Copy !req
385. Well, we need to find
a gas station or somethin',Copy !req
386. Black Dynamite, 'cause that
wasn't no fart.Copy !req
387. That was a shart.
She shitted in that fart.Copy !req
388. We can't, Cream Corn.
We got to get dead Elvis...Copy !req
389. back to Graceland
quick, fast, and in a hur...Copy !req
390. Oh, d... oh God damn, Honey Bee!Copy !req
391. Man, them rednecks lookCopy !req
392. like they ain't lynched
a Negro all day.Copy !req
393. I wish I was pumpin' the gasCopy !req
394. so you could go
over there and pay.Copy !req
395. Aah! Look what you done did
to my damn head!Copy !req
396. Well, screw you, too!
You was always jealous of my hair!Copy !req
397. Com on over here.
Come on, puny pimp!Copy !req
398. Come on, p-p-puny pimp!Copy !req
399. You gon' get your ass
whupped aga...Copy !req
400. What was that?Copy !req
401. Now, the next one ain't goin'
in the air.Copy !req
402. We know that's The King's car,
so where's The King?Copy !req
403. There.
You rednecks have your king.Copy !req
404. Now, let us go so we can get him
back to Graceland.Copy !req
405. I don't know, Bubba.
The King looks a little strange to me.Copy !req
406. You all tryin' to pull
a fast one on usCopy !req
407. just 'cause we a bunch
of dumb-ass rednecks, huh?Copy !req
408. If that's Elvis, prove it.Copy !req
409. Hah!
Whoo! Work it out, baby!Copy !req
410. Get it! Unh!Copy !req
411. Uh-oh.Copy !req
412. Bubba, I think these colored
fellas done killed our King.Copy !req
413. - Get 'em!
- Oh, hell no!Copy !req
414. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
415. They comin'! They comin'!Copy !req
416. Get up off me!Copy !req
417. I got a 8675309!Copy !req
418. Some negroes are trying
to kidnapCopy !req
419. the king of rock 'n' roll!Copy !req
420. And I'm in hot pursuit!Copy !req
421. Mr. Kissinger,
is there any wayCopy !req
422. we can drop this N-bomb
before 1:00?Copy !req
423. They're showing the continuation
of "Good Times" today,Copy !req
424. and I need to see if Penny falls
down the elevator shaft.Copy !req
425. That show is hilarious.Copy !req
426. No "Good Times" until we know
we got Elvis' body.Copy !req
427. Whoa!Copy !req
428. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
429. What was that?Copy !req
430. You think you can outrun me,
you Black bastard?Copy !req
431. It's Tricky Dick!Copy !req
432. All I wanted was a little bit
of drugs in the community, but no!Copy !req
433. You brought this on yourself,
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
434. Damn it!
Basehead dropped dime on us!Copy !req
435. Hurry up! They're catching up on us!Copy !req
436. Aaaaah!Copy !req
437. Base!
How low could you go?Copy !req
438. Damn it!Copy !req
439. Aah!Copy !req
440. You can't kill a Basehead!Copy !req
441. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
442. Honey Bee! If we don't
make it out of here,Copy !req
443. I want you to know somethin'.Copy !req
444. Even though you fucked up
my hair and ruined my life,Copy !req
445. true friendship is more importantCopy !req
446. than any amount of hair...Copy !req
447. No matter how silky the perm is.Copy !req
448. And don't you worry...Copy !req
449. I ain't gonna press no charges
on you, girl.Copy !req
450. Oh, I know you wasn't, 'cause
I would have whupped your ass.Copy !req
451. But I am sorry for making you
bald-headedCopy !req
452. and causing you to look
more fucked upCopy !req
453. than you already did.Copy !req
454. Oh. Hug me.Copy !req
455. Oh! Hey! I got an idea!Copy !req
456. I know y'all negroes got
some afro sheen!Copy !req
457. Give it here!Copy !req
458. Honey Bee, this ain't
no time for cruel jokes!Copy !req
459. Now, why the hell you sprayin'
my bald head with afro sheen?Copy !req
460. Ugh!Copy !req
461. Aaaaah!Copy !req
462. There ain't nothing that some
good Black folks can't doCopy !req
463. if they put their minds
and their afro sheens together.Copy !req
464. Cream Corn, your hair ain't
never did shit for us,Copy !req
465. but your bald head
just saved our lives.Copy !req
466. Can you dig it?Copy !req
467. Come on, y'all! Hurry up!Copy !req
468. Okay, now what do
we do with his fat ass?Copy !req
469. There's only one place a king
can croak when he's alone,Copy !req
470. and that's on his
motherfucking porcelain throne!Copy !req
471. Surprise, darknesses!Copy !req
472. Even though you got Elvis back
to Graceland,Copy !req
473. I still got you for breaking in
and killing Elvis Presley.Copy !req
474. Operation Ghetto Blaster
was a success!Copy !req
475. Maybe not the way I envisioned
it, but whatever.Copy !req
476. Kissinger! I got the body!Copy !req
477. Start the countdown
for the N-bomb.Copy !req
478. Well, I guess this is
as close as I'm gonna getCopy !req
479. to going out
in a blaze of glory,Copy !req
480. so if this is the way
Black Dynamite is meant to end,Copy !req
481. squeeze the trigger,
motherfucker.Copy !req
482. Honey Bee, now ain't
the time for you to beCopy !req
483. opening up your ass again.Copy !req
484. That ain't my ass
opening this time.Copy !req
485. Well, Mr. President,
what an honorCopy !req
486. having you here at Graceland.Copy !req
487. Why are you and these strange
colored folkCopy !req
488. holding guns on each other
in my master bedroom?Copy !req
489. Shit.
Stop the countdown, Kissinger.Copy !req
490. The fat fuck is alive.Copy !req
491. My goodness.
I must have missed something.Copy !req
492. Once in a while, I pass out
for a couple daysCopy !req
493. and shit wake myself.Copy !req
494. One of these days, I'm gonna
shit wake myself to death.Copy !req
495. Here... you want
a?Copy !req
496. Long live your king, Tricky Dick.Copy !req
497. Long live your king.Copy !req
498. Damn! Damn! Damn!Copy !req
499. Poof!Copy !req