1. Previously on
"Black Dynamite"...Copy !req
2. Black Dynamite, I'm Donald,
your accountant,Copy !req
3. and as your accountant, I have
an extremely urgent accountingCopy !req
4. matter I must
discuss with —Copy !req
5. I don't care if
you're Merv Griffin,Copy !req
6. creator and host of
"The Merv Griffin Show."Copy !req
7. You need to make an appointment,
like everybody else, Jack.Copy !req
8. Damn it!Copy !req
9. “Van!Copy !req
10. Ohh! Suey!Copy !req
11. Black Dynamite?Copy !req
12. Huh?Copy !req
13. You can't ignore
this any longer.Copy !req
14. I tried to make an appointment
like you said, but —Copy !req
15. My Secretary bitch is
outwith the shits.Copy !req
16. Now, don't be interrupting
my kung fu!Copy !req
17. Suey!Copy !req
18. Man, can't this wait?Copy !req
19. No, it can't,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
20. They are shooting.Copy !req
21. Fine. Get in.Copy !req
22. What I've been trying to tell you is,Copy !req
23. you haven't filed income
taxes for eight years.Copy !req
24. You owe the I.R.S. $60,000, and
now they're going to fuckingCopy !req
25. kill you!Copy !req
26. Is that what
this shit's all about?Copy !req
27. These motherfuckers can't
be bargained with!Copy !req
28. They can't be reasoned with.Copy !req
29. They don't feel pity
or remorse or fear.Copy !req
30. And they absolutely will not
stop, ever, until you are deadCopy !req
31. or broke or in jail —
or both!Copy !req
32. Incoming!Copy !req
33. Donald, my accountant!Copy !req
34. Black Dynamite,
I'm not gonna make it.Copy !req
35. Please, promise me...Copy !req
36. Anything, man!
Anything in the world.Copy !req
37. you'll make sure this form is
postmarked by midnight on theCopy !req
38. 15th, or you... may...
be subject to ... penalties.Copy !req
39. Ahh. I'm dead.Copy !req
40. I'm sorry,
Donald the accountant.Copy !req
41. I should have
listened to you sooner.Copy !req
42. Looks like you're gonna
need a new accountant,Copy !req
43. Black Dynamite.Copy !req
44. I've got until the 15th,Copy !req
45. you money-hungry bureaucratic
sons of bitches!Copy !req
46. Scram, I say! Scram!Copy !req
47. This week...Copy !req
48. Surprise!Copy !req
49. Right before your eyes.Copy !req
50. Black Dynamite,
we all heard about your taxCopy !req
51. troubles with the I.R.S., so all
the whores and the orphans inCopy !req
52. this here whorephanageCopy !req
53. got together to
raise you some scratch.Copy !req
54. These girls have already
sucked every dickCopy !req
55. in a 10-mile radius.Copy !req
56. And me and Cream Corn planned
this badass party last nightCopy !req
57. to raise funds and awareness
for broke Black Dynamite!Copy !req
58. We sold a few
thousand of these —Copy !req
59. 2 for $5.Copy !req
60. Even these little nappy-headed
orphans pitched in.Copy !req
61. All right, shut the
fuck up when grownCopy !req
62. folks is strugglin'.Copy !req
63. I'd take this money
if I didn't need it,Copy !req
64. but now that I do need it,Copy !req
65. there ain't no way
I'm gonna take it.Copy !req
66. Now get back out there on that block
and get that money I don't need.Copy !req
67. Now I'm just thinkin' out loud,
so this may sound berserk,Copy !req
68. but maybe B.D. can
make some ends meetCopy !req
69. by puttin' in some
mercenary work.Copy !req
70. Now, that's a greatidea, Bullhorn.Copy !req
71. That is a good idea.Copy !req
72. I think it's a terrible idea.Copy !req
73. Yeah, it is kind of terrible.Copy !req
74. The problem with taking
somebody's money toCopy !req
75. do a job is that they always
expect something in return.Copy !req
76. Well, I guess we'll just have to
come up with another plan, then.Copy !req
77. Not necessarily,
because sometimes,Copy !req
78. a terrible idea is the
best idea you got.Copy !req
79. And if there's one
thing I've learned,Copy !req
80. you always go with the
best idea you got.Copy !req
81. Thank you for coming,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
82. I'm a motion-picture producer.Copy !req
83. That means that I
produce motion pictures.Copy !req
84. What do you know about
Richard Pryor?Copy !req
85. You mean the comedy man?Copy !req
86. Yes, the comedian.Copy !req
87. You say "tomato,"Copy !req
88. Black Dynamite says
"toe-mah-toe."Copy !req
89. We've already had massive
success filming Richard PryorCopy !req
90. Live in concert,
and we got Richard PryorCopy !req
91. here and now
without a hiccup.Copy !req
92. But for some reason, no one has
been able to get Richard PryorCopy !req
93. live on the Sunset Strip,
and that's where you come in,Copy !req
94. Black Dynamite.
Take this.Copy !req
95. What is this?Copy !req
96. His inspiration.Copy !req
97. Oh shit! Why y'all didn't
tell me the plane landed?Copy !req
98. I was on the toilet
taking a shit.Copy !req
99. You know when you're sitting on
a plane, taking a shit andCopy !req
100. your ass get sucked
down the toilet?Copy !req
101. I didn't think my ass was
ever gonna come back, Jack.Copy !req
102. I said, "Take the shit
but leave me, motherfucker.Copy !req
103. Ha ha! Brilliant, Richie baby!Copy !req
104. But save it for the show.Copy !req
105. What's happenin', Jack?Copy !req
106. My main man.Copy !req
107. Baddest motherfucker I ever met.Copy !req
108. Cocaine.Copy !req
109. What's the matter,
Black Dynamite?Copy !req
110. You've never seen a black
entertainer get high?Copy !req
111. No.Copy !req
112. It's just that nobody's ever
left me hangin' before.Copy !req
113. Oh shit! Is that all the cocaine we got?Copy !req
114. It's gonna be a long night,
Jack.Copy !req
115. I snort through motherfucker.Copy !req
116. This little briefcase
ain't doin' shit.Copy !req
117. I fuck potential mothers,
soon-to-be mothers,Copy !req
118. already mothers.Copy !req
119. I'm a motherfucker. I never got no
pussy when I was your age.Copy !req
120. But livin' up in here?Copy !req
121. Y'all should be
gettin' all of it.Copy !req
122. Hoe come in the house,
I'm 7 years old.Copy !req
123. I'm punchin' the shit out
the pussyCopy !req
124. 'cause my dick
was too small.Copy !req
125. Uppercuttin' the pussy.
I'm knockin' pussy out daily.Copy !req
126. Say, baby, you remind
me of my mama.Copy !req
127. Aw. Because I'm kind
and nurturing?Copy !req
128. No, bitch!Copy !req
129. 'Cause you got big titties
and you sells good pussy!Copy !req
130. Man, Richard Pryor,
you are on fire!Copy !req
131. And you got enough
meat on your noseCopy !req
132. to make a ham sandwich,
boy!Copy !req
133. Rhyming all the damn time.Copy !req
134. I can't tell if it's a trick, a
tick, a talent, or tourrette's.Copy !req
135. You're the funniest man
alive ordead.Copy !req
136. Well, thank you, Miss.Copy !req
137. Whores and orphans
under one roof.Copy !req
138. Whose idea was this, anyway?Copy !req
139. Mine.Copy !req
140. Man, did you actually think
about this shit before youCopy !req
141. put the children and the pussy
within fuckin' distance of each other?Copy !req
142. Hey, little kids.Copy !req
143. I'm Black Dynamite.Copy !req
144. I know you all ain't got no
parents,Copy !req
145. so how 'bout I replace them with
a lifetime supply of pussy.Copy !req
146. That is not what I silently said
to myself inside my head!Copy !req
147. You may not find him funny,Copy !req
148. but you about to fuck up
all your money.Copy !req
149. Look here,
Mr. Comedy Man.Copy !req
150. Now, I don't get you
or your comedy jokesCopy !req
151. or comedy in general,Copy !req
152. but what I am gonna get
is you to the Sunset StripCopy !req
153. so I can pay
my damn taxes.Copy !req
154. Can you dig it?Copy !req
155. As a matter of fact, here goes
a package from the I.R.S.Copy !req
156. right now.Copy !req
157. I.R.S.? No!Copy !req
158. Looks like I need to get the
fuck up out of here.Copy !req
159. Let's go get something to eat
before Black Dynamite kills usCopy !req
160. with his back taxes.Copy !req
161. It's funny 'cause it's true.Copy !req
162. Man, I tell you — the I.R.S.
ain't no joke, Jack.Copy !req
163. Them motherfuckers will run right up
in your ass to get they money.Copy !req
164. You ever notice when you look at
your check, it says "F.E.C.A.,Copy !req
165. F.I.C.A. fucks you
out your money."Copy !req
166. And my accountant gonna tell me,Copy !req
167. "Good news, Richard.
You're in the black."Copy !req
168. And I'm like, "Sucka,
you say I got $2 million.Copy !req
169. Motherfucker I want to see it —
in cash!Copy !req
170. Drive it to me in the
Brinks truck right now! "Copy !req
171. You mean to tell me
Hollywood really paysCopy !req
172. you all that money for standing
around and talkin' shit.Copy !req
173. That's right.Copy !req
174. But havin' people laugh
at you all the timeCopy !req
175. ain't all it's
cracked up to be.Copy !req
176. Sometimes, I just want
my dick hugged.Copy !req
177. Can I get you something
to drink, Mr. Pryor?Copy !req
178. Not unless you got some
milk in them titties.Copy !req
179. Big as them titties is,Copy !req
180. shouldn't be a starving
kid nowhere in Africa.Copy !req
181. Nah, baby.Copy !req
182. I stopped drinking
two minutes ago.Copy !req
183. That is some bullshit!Copy !req
184. Don't nobody believe you,
Richard Pryor.Copy !req
185. I know you don't believe me,
motherfucker 'cause you fucked up.Copy !req
186. Motherfucker say...Copy !req
187. "I'm drunk, and I'm the ugliest
motherfucker up in here.Copy !req
188. I'm so ugly, the tears roll
down the back of my neck.Copy !req
189. When I cry, they don't
want to be on my face."Copy !req
190. Okay, that's enough
drinkin' and jivin',Copy !req
191. you drunk jive turkeys!Copy !req
192. Oh, what you gonna do to me?Copy !req
193. Black Dynamite, I'm gonna kick
your dick, nuts, and ass toCopy !req
194. the motherfuckin' bone.Copy !req
195. Do you hear me?Copy !req
196. Man, did you see that?Copy !req
197. Them suckas got messed up, Jack,Copy !req
198. Fucking around with
me and my boy. Shit.Copy !req
199. Man, you got to show me how
to do some of that stuff,Copy !req
200. Black Dynamite!Copy !req
201. We could be like
Blackman and Robin.Copy !req
202. Richard Pryor, give me that
gun before you hurt somebody.Copy !req
203. Motherfucker.Copy !req
204. We bad. We bad.Copy !req
205. That's right motherfucker — we bad.Copy !req
206. This ain't Gene Wilder motherfucker,Copy !req
207. this is Black Dynamite, and we
will whup your ass, Jack.Copy !req
208. Do you know what
we're in for?Copy !req
209. Puttin' a foot in a motherfucker's ass
and makin' it come out his mouth!Copy !req
210. You ever seen that before?Copy !req
211. You think Richard Pryor's foot
in your ass is a joke, boy?Copy !req
212. You think I'm funny?Copy !req
213. Well, I'm not!Copy !req
214. I'm tired of pouring my heart
out to motherfuckers and all you doCopy !req
215. is laugh.Copy !req
216. Stop laughing at me.Copy !req
217. I'm serious.Copy !req
218. Shut the fuck up when
groan men's is cryin'.Copy !req
219. Richard Pryor?Copy !req
220. This better not be one
of your comedy jokes,Copy !req
221. because Black Dynamite don't
ever hold no grown manCopy !req
222. in his arms like a baby when
he's cryin' and weepin' —Copy !req
223. especially a comedy man.Copy !req
224. Man fuck the comedy man
and his mama!Copy !req
225. I don't want to make these
motherfuckers laugh.Copy !req
226. I got some real shit to say,
man.Copy !req
227. I know how to out
through the bullshitCopy !req
228. but don't nobody care
when I say it.Copy !req
229. It's always the same.Copy !req
230. Did you hear what he said?Copy !req
231. He said, "it's always the same."Copy !req
232. He said, "it's always the same"!Copy !req
233. See what I mean'?Copy !req
234. When you talk, people listen.Copy !req
235. They take your ass serious.Copy !req
236. You ain't really
got shit to say,Copy !req
237. but they listen,
and that's what I want.Copy !req
238. I want somebody to listen so
I can teach them somethin'.Copy !req
239. Pryor, Richard!Copy !req
240. Dynamite, Black!Copy !req
241. You made bail!Copy !req
242. We bad. We bad.Copy !req
243. That's right,
motherfucker, we bad.Copy !req
244. I just peed on myself!Copy !req
245. What's this?Copy !req
246. 'Bout 200 kilos'
worth of money.Copy !req
247. I thought all
that Brinks truck talk wasCopy !req
248. just one of your little funnies,
Richard Pryor.Copy !req
249. Man, I told your ass —
I don't joke.Copy !req
250. How 'bout I pay
your tax bill,Copy !req
251. you look the other way, and we
both get to walk away with aCopy !req
252. cool little story to tell?Copy !req
253. I can't do that,
Richard Pryor.Copy !req
254. Black Dynamite don't
ever break his words.Copy !req
255. Black Dynamite's words and
Black Dynamite's balls is allCopy !req
256. Black Dynamite
has in this life.Copy !req
257. That, plus my bitches, my car,
an exquisite wardrobe,Copy !req
258. and a bunch of more, other
shit, but my point is,Copy !req
259. Black Dynamite said he
would get Richard PryorCopy !req
260. live on the Sunset Strip,Copy !req
261. and that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
262. A'ight, man. I can dig it.Copy !req
263. Keep your word
andyour balls.Copy !req
264. Oh Shit, is that
the I.R.S.?Copy !req
265. I thought I told you
Internal Revenue motherfuckersCopy !req
266. that Black Dynamite
was gonna get your money!Copy !req
267. I'm workin' on it!Copy !req
268. What about my taxes,
Richard Pryor?Copy !req
269. You better get
you some scratch-offs, sucka!Copy !req
270. Man, crazy Rich done
busted loose with all of that money,Copy !req
271. and he can be
anywhere by now.Copy !req
272. And that shit
ain't funny.Copy !req
273. Tomorrow's the 15th,
and the I.R.S. has threatenedCopy !req
274. to put a lien on
this whorephanage.Copy !req
275. What we gon' do?Copy !req
276. Look here, Honey Bee.Copy !req
277. Ain't nobody leanin' on
Black Dynamite's whoresCopy !req
278. or his orphans.
Can you dig it?Copy !req
279. Which reminds me,
I promised to drop my mama's 1099sCopy !req
280. off at the post office.Copy !req
281. Hey, Black Dynamite,Copy !req
282. they didn't repossess your
ride yet, did they?Copy !req
283. I'll just walk.Copy !req
284. Maybe I can get the girls to
stop suckin' and fuckin'Copy !req
285. for an hour, and they
can find Richard Pryor.Copy !req
286. Nah, let them keep suckin'
and fuckin' Honey Bee.Copy !req
287. I've been to every hot spot,
cathouse, nightclub, drug spot,Copy !req
288. and gambling den in town.Copy !req
289. And...?Copy !req
290. He's been in every
last one of them.Copy !req
291. Wait, Black Dynamite!Copy !req
292. There's someone I know that can
help us find Richard PryorCopy !req
293. and get him to the show.Copy !req
294. Richard's not here.
What do you want'?Copy !req
295. How did you know —Copy !req
296. I know you've got a
Richard Pryor problem,Copy !req
297. 'cause no one shows
up to Paul Mooney's padCopy !req
298. unannounced unless they've
got a Richard Pryor problem.Copy !req
299. I've been livin' in that
brother's light-skinned shadowCopy !req
300. all of my life.Copy !req
301. Can you help us find him?Copy !req
302. Is a pig's pussy pork?Copy !req
303. Where did you last see him?Copy !req
304. In a Brinks truck filled
with 2 million big ones.Copy !req
305. That's what I was afraid of.Copy !req
306. You were trying to get him to
the Sunset Strip, weren't you?Copy !req
307. You see, Richard thinks that if
he goes to the Sunset Strip,Copy !req
308. then all he'll ever be is one of
the greatest comedians that ever lived.Copy !req
309. Richard wants
more than that.Copy !req
310. He wants to be
like Malcolm X.Copy !req
311. See? That's the problem.Copy !req
312. Well, besides being
a comedy man thatCopy !req
313. nobody will ever take serious,
what's stopping him?Copy !req
314. You mean, besides the cocaine,
the quaaludes, valium,Copy !req
315. white women, mother issues,
father issues, racism, vodka,Copy !req
316. pork pussy and fame?Copy !req
317. That don't cover it?Copy !req
318. Richard's got that shit
and that shinola.Copy !req
319. You can't have shinola
without the shit.Copy !req
320. Because the truth
lives in the shit.Copy !req
321. The shit
is where you find wisdom.Copy !req
322. The shit is what reminds
you that your shit stinks.Copy !req
323. It keeps your
feet on the ground.Copy !req
324. Paul Mooney,
you might sound deep,Copy !req
325. but you look jungle
fuckin' loony.Copy !req
326. Man, what the hell are we doing
out here with Paul Mooney, anyway?Copy !req
327. Wait, wait!Copy !req
328. I smell something cooking.Copy !req
329. Cocaine...Copy !req
330. and a man's flesh.Copy !req
331. It's him!Copy !req
332. Aaah!Copy !req
333. There goes Richard Pryor!Copy !req
334. He's naked and
literally on fire!Copy !req
335. Huh?Copy !req
336. He went that way!Copy !req
337. It's time to break
out the heavy weapons.Copy !req
338. What's that?Copy !req
339. All of Richard's
greatest hits —Copy !req
340. cocaine, vodka tonic,
and white-woman saliva.Copy !req
341. He's responded well
to these in the pastCopy !req
342. when all else has failed.Copy !req
343. Oh shitCopy !req
344. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
345. Damn!Copy !req
346. Why... are... you... doing...
this ... to ... me?Copy !req
347. False alarm.Copy !req
348. He's not Richard Pryor.Copy !req
349. You think Richard Pryor's
the only baseheadCopy !req
350. to ever catch on fire, man?Copy !req
351. Then why did you run,
basehead?Copy !req
352. I was on fire, man!Copy !req
353. I was about to put myself out,
and then you motherfuckersCopy !req
354. started chasin' me.Copy !req
355. The hell was I supposed to do?Copy !req
356. Oh shit, that's
my accountant.Copy !req
357. Did you guys know that taxes
were due by midnight tonight?Copy !req
358. I got to fly.Copy !req
359. Donald, you were more
than just an accountant.Copy !req
360. You were my accountant.Copy !req
361. But now, you're just a dead
accountant lying in this grave.Copy !req
362. If I could do it all over again,Copy !req
363. I would've made time
to talk to you.Copy !req
364. I would've filed quarterly and kept my
business and personal receipts separate.Copy !req
365. I cannot bring you back to life,Copy !req
366. but I can come back and engrave
"avenged" on your tombstone.Copy !req
367. I.R.S.
30 minutes to showtime, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
368. You got your tickets.Copy !req
369. I've got mine.Copy !req
370. If you don't have our money,
you'll be sleepingCopy !req
371. with the fishes, right here,
beside Donald —Copy !req
372. in the dirt.Copy !req
373. Black Dynamite ain't never
slept with a fish orCopy !req
374. laid in a grave
in his whole life,Copy !req
375. and he damn sure ain't
gonna start now!Copy !req
376. Go on.
Shoot, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
377. Kill me, and two more agents
will pop up in my place.Copy !req
378. And if you kill
those two agents,Copy !req
379. four more will take
over for them.Copy !req
380. Kill those four, and you'll find
yourself dealing with eight.Copy !req
381. Waste those eight,
now you've got 16 I.R.S.Copy !req
382. agents following you
wherever you go.Copy !req
383. Go ahead and kill those 16...Copy !req
384. Cream Corn?Copy !req
385. Honey bee? Bullhorn?Copy !req
386. The I.R.S. honky is right.Copy !req
387. Ain't but two things
certain in this world —Copy !req
388. we're gonna be taxed by the
I.R.S. and we're gonna beCopy !req
389. killed by the I.R.S.Copy !req
390. We might as well go back
to the whorephanage,Copy !req
391. board up the windows,
give everybody assault rifles,Copy !req
392. and wait for the
final shootout.Copy !req
393. 4 and 64 equals 128,
and do you know whatCopy !req
394. 128 times 2 is?Copy !req
395. 256!Copy !req
396. All... up... in... your... ass,
Black Dynamite!Copy !req
397. Wait.Copy !req
398. I hear something.Copy !req
399. That was some serious shitCopy !req
400. It sounds like...Copy !req
401. shit being talked.Copy !req
402. It was a hershey bar.Copy !req
403. Fuckin' around and
ate the motherfuckerCopy !req
404. smelled like I had a shit
sandwich for breakfast.Copy !req
405. Hey, baby, can I get a swig?Copy !req
406. You think you got problems?Copy !req
407. I had a Brinks truck withCopy !req
408. $2 million 48 hours ago,
and I bet you were sittingCopy !req
409. in the same shit
you're sitting in now.Copy !req
410. Man, you right,
Richard, man.Copy !req
411. I am sittin' in shit
but you make us feel like weCopy !req
412. ain't sittin' in shit no
matter how much shit we'reCopy !req
413. sittin' in.Copy !req
414. That shit is crazy.Copy !req
415. Look at him.Copy !req
416. All he's got is
his dirty drawers,Copy !req
417. his half-skunked jug of wine,
and you, Richard Pryor.Copy !req
418. Well, motherfucker
that reminds me —Copy !req
419. a funny thing happened
while I was gone.Copy !req
420. I gambled away $2 million —Copy !req
421. Plus 4 more in I.O.U.S —
to some kung fu gangstersCopy !req
422. from Chinatown.Copy !req
423. And they want
to kick my ass.Copy !req
424. Richard Pryor!Copy !req
425. You in big trouble with
little Chinatown gang.Copy !req
426. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
427. Oh shit!Copy !req
428. Richard Pryor, I'm gonna get
you live on The Sunset Strip,Copy !req
429. and then I'm gonna
kill you dead.Copy !req
430. Motherfucker.
Run, boy!Copy !req
431. Oh, my god!
It's Richard Pryor!Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. Richard, cut it out!Copy !req
434. One thing I know how to do is run!Copy !req
435. Suey!Copy !req
436. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
437. Suey! Suey! Daaaah!Copy !req
438. Suey!Copy !req
439. Hey, little fat troll!Copy !req
440. Oh! There you are!Copy !req
441. I heard you wanted Richard Pryor
live on the Sunset Strip.Copy !req
442. Well, here I is.Copy !req
443. You think this is funny?Copy !req
444. Actually, I do, motherfucker.Copy !req
445. I took care of that
gambling debt for you,Copy !req
446. Richard Pryor.Copy !req
447. Those Kung Fu gangsters from
Chinatown won't be botheringCopy !req
448. you no more.Copy !req
449. I'm not paying you to deal
with kung fu gangstersCopy !req
450. from Chinatown.Copy !req
451. If you ever want to work in
Hollywood again,Copy !req
452. Black Dynamite,
I advise you to do your job!Copy !req
453. You're my mercenary —
all mine!Copy !req
454. Now, you wait a minute,
Mr. Movie Producer.Copy !req
455. I got Richard here,
just like I said I would.Copy !req
456. Whether he gets up onstage is
up to him and his cocaine.Copy !req
457. So I suggest you
give him a break,Copy !req
458. 'cause he's been dealin' with
a lot of heavy on his mind.Copy !req
459. Can you dig?Copy !req
460. Look, Richard!Copy !req
461. We got your inspiration!Copy !req
462. Come and get it!Copy !req
463. My main man!Copy !req
464. No!Copy !req
465. Cocaine is not your main man,
Richard Pryor!Copy !req
466. Fine! So be it.Copy !req
467. You think you're the first
incredibly talented person ofCopy !req
468. color to take show business by
storm, only to be driven insaneCopy !req
469. by the pressures of a system
that's designed to suck them dryCopy !req
470. and leave them dead
in a heap of cocaine?Copy !req
471. Well, you won't
be the last!Copy !req
472. He's right!Copy !req
473. Man, it's hopeless, man.Copy !req
474. I'm-a jump!Copy !req
475. Don't jump
man!Copy !req
476. Oh shit. Fuck what I
just said, Richard Pryor!Copy !req
477. Jump! Jump!Copy !req
478. What?Copy !req
479. Oh shit, why didn't somebody
tell me I was on fire?Copy !req
480. Suey!Copy !req
481. Very dramatic. Very touching.Copy !req
482. If you don't get
on that stage now,Copy !req
483. I swear to god I will
personally see to it that youCopy !req
484. and everything you ever worked
for comes crashing down!Copy !req
485. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
486. Burn, Hollywood! Burn!Copy !req
487. Ha ha! Get it?Copy !req
488. Burn! Ha ha!Copy !req
489. Hy-sterical.Copy !req
490. Smashed honky is
not hy-sterical.Copy !req
491. But it is funny.Copy !req
492. Look, Richard Pryor,
at first,Copy !req
493. I didn't get you or
your comedy jokes.Copy !req
494. Even though the whole
world is laughin' at you,Copy !req
495. just know that Black Dynamite
takes you seriously.Copy !req
496. Here.Copy !req
497. You earned this,
Black Dynamite.Copy !req
498. That's why it's
called mercenary work.Copy !req
499. I.R.S.
Thank you, Black Dynamite.Copy !req
500. That takes care of your federal,Copy !req
501. but the city and state will be
by this afternoon to get theirs,Copy !req
502. and they're not
as nice as us!Copy !req
503. Now, that's hy-sterical.Copy !req
504. - Motherfucker.
- Thanks, y'all.Copy !req
505. Maybe I should be
grateful for my blessin's.Copy !req
506. Maybe big muscles
aren't everything.Copy !req
507. Well, now you're just talkin'
crazy, Richard Pryor.Copy !req
508. I have a feeling that little
comedy man's gonna inspire aCopy !req
509. whole generation of
nobodies to be somebodies.Copy !req
510. And when that happens...Copy !req
511. My main man!
Cocaine!Copy !req