1. Previously
on Billions...
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2. This place doesn't feel
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3. very much like a home to me
right now.
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4. Don't put our home
up for sale.
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5. A very interesting set of
permits just got expedited.
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6. The beneficiary?
One Charles Rhoades, Senior.
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7. Qatar State Bank is going to be
taken off the restricted list
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8. and it's ready to give you
a sweetheart of a loan.
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9. That does bring a grin.
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10. Are you
sure about this?
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11. Got it straight from
the Secretary Of The Treasury.
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12. What do Jock Jeffcoat
and his disciples have on you?
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13. Jock threatened to freeze funds,
delay funds, yank funds.
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14. Axe is coming
for you now.
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15. He said you chose
your father over your business.
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16. I'm sorry
it worked out this way.
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17. My enemies seemed
to have found a way
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18. to aim the government at us
like a nuclear weapon.
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19. Do you have any fucking idea
what you've done?
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20. Hey!
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21. Leave her alone,
you fucking goon!
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22. Fuck you, Bill!
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23. I am gonna
kick your ass!
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24. Let's do it in the ring then,
fucknut!
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25. Any time, any place,
motherfucker!
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26. You're a garbage person,
Wendy.
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27. That's what you are.
It's what you all are!
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28. Dudley Mafee
and Dollar Bill Stearn...
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29. shall meet in this cathedral
of la dolce scienza,
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30. in a bout of pugilism
to satisfy grudges,
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31. to excite the imagination
of the sporting public
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32. and in the good name
of charity.
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33. Shall we discuss
glove weight?
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34. Let's go with 8's.
See some blood.
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35. No headgear, of course.
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36. Of course.
Gotta see the punches land.
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37. Then it's 16's,
jackass.
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38. Do you want them to
break their moneymakers?
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39. Fine. Fuck.
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40. As for the purse
and ticket sales—
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41. Sixty-forty
to the winner,
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42. allocated to the charity
of their choice.
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43. That's a gutless split,
Wagner.
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44. But then, it's gonna be
a sad day in Palookaville
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45. when your washed-up Louis
meets his Marciano.
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46. Sweetheart.
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47. I've known that traitorous dog
Mafee for many years,
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48. and I promise you,
that jaw of his
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49. is fragile as
Murano blown glass.
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50. Blown Glass, that was your
fraternity nickname wasn't it?
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51. Nope.
Algonquin Ass-Eater.
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52. 75-25.
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53. Screw it.
Winner take all.
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54. Done.
Care to make a side wager?
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55. Fifty grand?
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56. Thanks, Sparky.
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57. Wake up.
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58. The fuck
are you doing?
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59. Sneaking in here
like Versace!
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60. Versace was the victim.
Cunanan was the killer.
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61. We're here to make you
the killer!
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62. Bill,
who are these men?
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63. Nothing to fear,
miss.
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64. We're just gonna turn
your husband into a man.
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65. Lock and load.
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66. This isn't
the easy path!
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67. This is the warpath—
this is your attack on the day!
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68. I can't feel my face.
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69. The effects of
a sedentary lifestyle.
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70. Push through it.
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71. We all have
dragons to fight!
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72. When you can't
feel your face,
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73. that means you need
to go harder!
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74. Tut tut.
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75. Bubbler, one-hitter,
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76. indica vape, sativa vape,
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77. gummies, tincture,
Long Bong Holmes.
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78. This one is 20-1 THC/CBD,
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79. great
for creative thinking.
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80. And you want this one...
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81. Which has a ratio of 100-1
for sleep.
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82. I'm in training now so I have to
off-load all my jazz cabbage.
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83. Use 'em in good health.
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84. And get the fuck out of here
before anyone shows up for work.
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85. Awesome, dude.
Much appreciated.
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86. Very sick.
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87. Actually—
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88. One won't hurt,
right?
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89. I mean, it might,
right?
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90. Top o' the morning.
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91. You gonna get to it?
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92. Huh?
We just warmed up,
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93. ran the whole loop
and you haven't said shit.
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94. The absolute last thing I need
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95. is a jogging buddy who's less
talkative than Ghost Dog.
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96. I didn't sign up for
the coffee klatch run.
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97. You don't have a lot of
female friends, do you?
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98. Some. I just—I just... don't
keep up with them very much.
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99. Yeah.
Guy friends are easier.
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100. Once you make it clear
that you won't be smashing,
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101. they're like
herding puppies.
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102. How are you
getting out of bed?
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103. Mafee eviscerated you
in front of everyone.
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104. After you'd already been wrecked
by your husband on TV.
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105. Well, Mafee—
I actually earned that.
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106. Fuck no.
Mafee's a child.
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107. And the shit he said to you
was fucking abusive.
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108. I don't know what happened,
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109. but whatever it was,
you were protecting Axe Cap.
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110. And you held firm
as fuck.
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111. Thank you.
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112. I'm glad if
it seemed that way.
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113. But I'm not really
holding very firm.
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114. In any way.
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115. But if I try to talk it out any
more right now... I think—
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116. You'll collapse?
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117. Well we can't
have that.
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118. That's probably enough
sharing for today.
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119. C'mon.
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120. Got you the usual.
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121. Chai for you and
a double espresso for pops.
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122. Only the chai.
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123. You no longer have to
remember the other order.
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124. In fact, I'd prefer
you stop bringing it.
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125. Ah.
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126. Thought you
might be in need of
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127. a hearty breakfast
after your run.
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128. Even got that bread
you like from She Wolf.
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129. This is all either
too soon or too late.
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130. Or maybe it's just a moment
of warmth, of connection.
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131. To show you
I appreciate—
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132. It's like the end of
Speed-The-Plow.
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133. Remember we used to
see plays together?
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134. "Would you of gone to bed with
me, I didn't do your book."
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135. I can't separate the gesture
from the situation.
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136. Uh-huh. And what is
the situation, exactly?
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137. You don't want us
to sell the house.
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138. You want me to remember
it's "home."
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139. But that couple wants to
make us an offer.
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140. And if they come in at our
number, I want us to take it.
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141. It is "home."
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142. For us and the kids.
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143. It was.
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144. They want to come back
and see the place.
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145. We need to make it available
one night this week.
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146. Live auction?
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147. Yep.
I'm now the proud owner
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For 860.
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149. Pricey. But worth it if this
goes the way we hope...
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150. Let's talk
fracking—
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151. Nothing to say,
since it's been banned.
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152. But refining
natural gas products
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153. that have been fracked
elsewhere
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154. is still legal
in this state.
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155. So why do you want to be
short the refiners?
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156. Over time they're a loser.
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157. This bullshit is going to
crush our position.
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158. Taylor's driving it down
on purpose. To frag us.
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159. The bill in the state
legislature right now
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I'm betting it passes...
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161. Fossil fuels
are a dead end.
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162. As was my time
at Axe Capital.
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163. What was
the story there?
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164. You were at one of the most
successful funds ever—
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165. The Celtics were dominant
for a long time,
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166. and then they weren't.
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167. And Bobby Axelrod
is no Larry Bird.
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168. Whoa.
So you went out on your own.
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169. - That's a big move.
- I wasn't going to stick around
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170. while that company ran itself
into the ground.
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171. I was going to launch a new
thing into the stratosphere.
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172. Wait. Wait. Wait—
are you saying
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173. that Axe Capital is driving
itself into the ground?
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174. Bobby Axelrod
was my teacher,
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175. so I have a certain amount
of nostalgic respect for him.
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176. But he's a dinosaur.
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177. So.
Like any good student,
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178. I learned what I could
from him and moved on.
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179. The smart money
will do the same.
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180. The smarter money
will do it first.
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181. Enough of this
fucking horseshit.
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182. You need to cut the head off of
this snake right fucking now.
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183. This aggression
will not stand—
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184. Okay. Personal attacks
aside, thoughts?
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185. Shit.
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186. I'll say it
since the rest of you
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187. are wimpier than
George McFly at prom:
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188. We've got to get out of
our New York refinery positions.
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189. No, Bonnie. That's just
one investor talking.
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190. We can push back.
We'll win this thing.
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191. Wags, figure out
how to use lobbyists
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regular political channels.
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193. Victor, figure out
how to move 'em your way.
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194. Albany's completely split
on the issue.
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195. It'll likely come down to
the governor, and he's agnostic.
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196. The Street is split too.
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197. Do you have intel?
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198. Not intel. No.
I'm confused.
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199. You're jumping into the scrum
with the score tied.
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200. Based on percentages,
we could get killed.
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201. And you just
put a target on us.
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202. This isn't just about
the refineries, is it?
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203. Correct. This is not the time to
sit back and lick our wounds.
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204. We need to go on the offensive,
dictate the action.
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205. I've never seen you
like this before.
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206. Like?
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207. Cold.
Openly vindictive.
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208. You've also never
seen them cut off
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head before...
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210. Uh, shit, sorry—
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211. No. You're right.
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212. I wasn't born with
a broadsword in my hand
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213. but I was forced to learn
how to wield one, so I did.
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214. And now I'm going full
Sir Tristram de Lyones
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215. until I pierce Axe's shield
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216. and drive it into
his motherfucking heart.
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217. I do like
the war talk—
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218. I've been thinking about
how they set me up.
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219. Replaying it.
I can't believe how
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so precisely.
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221. That Wendy was that cold.
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222. She built a psych matrix on you
over years.
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223. That's how she knew
exactly how to hurt you.
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224. Yes. That's right.
She used everything.
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go unreciprocated.
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226. No.
Hang back for now.
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on the refineries.
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I'm so sorry,
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that was gonna happen.
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230. Wh—What was I gonna do?
I couldn't stop it.
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231. Hey. It was good TV,
I'm not blaming you.
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232. But you've got to give me
equal time tomorrow.
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233. Shouldn't be a problem.
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234. One snake's head
ready to be chopped.
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235. Brief me.
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236. Head of the Board of Elections
is deciding
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blockchain technology—
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mobile phones.
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239. You could've delegated
this to me.
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240. Business of elections
is my bailiwick.
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framed in my study.
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242. You would, Colonel Jackboot.
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243. Nothing like suppressing the
voice of the disenfranchised—
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244. No, we should let people too
lazy or stupid to even register
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so fraud runs rampant—
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246. This needs to be
punted down the road
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are better vetted,
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with a quick 'no'...
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249. Chuck, welcome.
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250. Hap. Uh. I thought this was
to be our meeting—
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251. My apologies, Chuck,
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of the DOJ,
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about mobile voting—
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254. Uh. You mean
Jock Jeffcoat does.
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255. Yes, he does.
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with cybersecurity—
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trust our entire
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to mobile voting?
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Attorney General's objection.
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260. Uh-huh.
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261. Well I have an equally pressing
concern—democracy.
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262. And inclusiveness.
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263. Which is why it's vital
we approve mobile voting...
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264. This is about
more people voting.
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265. Which is the American ideal.
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266. It's about what's right.
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267. Which is your
board's mandate, Hap.
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268. Let us seize this opportunity
to be true patriots.
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269. To bring a voice
to those without one.
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270. I propose
a-a pilot program
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of mobile voting—
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272. We're all moved.
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273. Our hankies are damp.
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274. Well, strong men also cry,
ya know?
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275. Not really crying, Chuck.
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276. We're looking to
rule against.
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277. But thank you
for dropping by.
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278. Yeah,
thanks for coming in.
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279. Perhaps you got to me T.,
with your brimstone.
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280. And perhaps donkeys
will sprout wings
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every time a fat man burps.
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282. Hmm.
No, this is a litmus.
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283. You want to know what's behind
Jock's opposition to it.
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284. He doesn't do anything
by accident.
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285. You know. Moments like this
remind me of Morgenthau.
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286. Robert Morris?
Hallowed name.
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287. One of the greatest
ever to hold my office.
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DA for life.
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289. Well. He came to mind because of
what we could be doing here.
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290. Instead of stopping
people from voting.
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291. You trying out for
community board rep?
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292. Are you trying out for
Sturmbannfuhrer?
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293. I was following a direct order
from my superior—
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294. Exactly what
Herr Adolf Eichmann said
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295. when they caught him
in Argentina—
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296. Don't speak any more
German at me.
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297. Jock told me to go shut it down.
What should I have done?
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298. In American then?
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299. Refuse the order.
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300. Like Dawson and Downey should've
with the code red.
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301. Just...
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302. Mm. Donna said you wanted
the Sunday Salad.
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303. Now I know
what keeps you so fit.
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304. Fucking uncharitable,
Chuck.
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305. What do you want?
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307. Yeah. Well, I'd like to
tap dance like Gregory Hines.
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308. But I have neither the shoes
nor the rhythm to pull that off.
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309. No. You don't have the will.
But I do.
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310. Time to get my blockchain voting
pilot program out of the gates.
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311. Ah, you're not gonna get
a fucking pilot program.
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312. Why so strong against this?
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313. Do you like Jock that much?
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314. Dislike you that much.
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315. My wife. Cheryl.
Lovely woman.
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I take Cheryl to Aruba.
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we reconnect down there.
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318. But this year you decided to
indict 30 of my best friends,
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319. in Albany, merely for doing
what every state senator's
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hundred years—
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321. favor trade for
the betterment of the state.
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catch the bus to Belmar.
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324. So. Your thirty crooked
legislators aren't around
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tasty Lulus anymore,
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326. and you're facing a celibate
stay-cation and that's my fault?
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any of that.
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328. But I do share the DOJ's concern
with election security,
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my veto power.
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from the old Westerns:
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a show of strength,
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the real strongman in the room.
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333. Or you make sure that that guy
steps into the fight for you.
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334. Ooh.
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335. So. Jock did get to you.
Ah.
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do you think?
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337. Chew real good, make sure
not to choke on your cud.
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338. Oh. And go buy
those tap shoes.
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339. Cuz sure as
you're standing there,
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make you dance.
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341. - Thank you for coming.
- My pleasure.
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342. - Please.
- Thank you.
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for this to become public?
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inevitably happen
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on this course.
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346. Absolutely.
The truth needs to come out.
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347. And now it's our
distinct pleasure
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Wall Street operator
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here with us
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351. Stacy, thank you.
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353. for this great
Wall Street tradition.
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354. And for another
great tradition,
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a charity boxing match
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356. for a great cause.
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357. And now...
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358. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
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359. Let there be lights!
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360. Embrace the pain!
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361. Is that all you got?
Yeah.
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Mafee!
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363. Go! Get up there!
You got to dig a little deeper!
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364. Dig a little deeper! Come on!
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365. How much longer?
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366. How much longer?
Are you serious right now?
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367. We're just getting
warmed up!
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368. Keep your damn
hands up!
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369. Ah!
Go, damn it!
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370. Go harder!
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371. I want you to hit him so hard,
I want you to feel
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in your fist!
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373. Ah!
There you go.
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for sure!
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375. You got it, Bill.
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376. There you go.
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377. You start hitting
the bag yet?
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378. - You got this!
- That's it.
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It's all up here!
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382. Come on.
This is the best thing for you.
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383. Well. You're supposed to be
the retail specialist.
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384. Yeah. So find me the goddamn
shares off exchange Jerry—
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385. or I'll get someone
who fucking will.
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386. Rough morning
for Jerry.
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387. Made my first move on Saler's.
I bought up 8%.
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388. Yeah. I saw that on the tape,
figured it was you.
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389. Problem is, is that I need over
10% to force the takeover vote
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390. and if I keep sucking them up
in the regular market,
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391. I'll drive the price
through the roof.
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392. I'm trying to have my guy
gather shares
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and indexes.
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394. Well, you know. Maybe,
just maybe this is
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a message
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and receive it:
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397. That this company's
not for you.
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the universe sends me
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expanding for a while,
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expand too.
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401. Look, if anyone can turn this
chain around, it's you...
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402. but why?
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403. There are healthier businesses.
Better choices.
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404. You know I grew up
in a small town.
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405. Yeah. End of the road shit town
is what you called it.
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406. Yeah.
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407. When I was a little kid and
that catalog came in the mail—
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408. it was evidence that there was
a bigger world out there.
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409. Full of everything
you could imagine.
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410. Whatever I could think of,
they sold it.
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411. Yeah. But you wouldn't wear
or use anything they sell now.
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turn this bitch around.
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413. So people love it
like I did.
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414. You know, I used to wonder
why I got so rich—
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415. Yeah. Me too. You actually
come up with an answer?
Copy !req
416. Yeah.
So I could do this.
Copy !req
417. Show young girls that they don't
have to just dream about
Copy !req
418. shopping at
some department store.
Copy !req
419. They can buy
the whole company.
Copy !req
420. Well.
Then go do it.
Copy !req
421. Dad, I need you to juice me in
with the tribe.
Copy !req
422. Son, I'm surprised.
Copy !req
423. You've worked alongside
the Hebrews your entire career.
Copy !req
424. You know, there was
a nasty rumor once
Copy !req
425. about my grandfather being
of Ukrainian extraction—
Copy !req
426. No, Dad.
The Cayuga Iroquois.
Copy !req
427. My casino Indians?
Copy !req
428. A mere three-word sentence,
Copy !req
429. yet myriad problems
with it.
Copy !req
430. You partnered with them
Copy !req
431. on the land around the casino
in Kingsford.
Copy !req
432. Yeah?
Are you still on good terms?
Copy !req
433. Couldn't be better.
What is this about?
Copy !req
434. Blockchain voting.
From cell phones.
Copy !req
435. My man compiled a list of groups
that applied for mobile voting.
Copy !req
436. As it turns out,
people want to vote.
Copy !req
437. The results of
those requests though:
Copy !req
438. Military overseas, denied.
Copy !req
439. Rural townships, denied.
Copy !req
440. Indigenous peoples.
Like my Indians.
Copy !req
441. Sure. Fine.
Okay. Fantastic.
Copy !req
442. I don't care to
correct you again
Copy !req
443. 'cause it'll just
make you go darker.
Copy !req
444. I want to set up a pilot program
to help them.
Copy !req
445. And to fuck Jock.
Copy !req
446. For that, I will
set up a meeting.
Copy !req
447. Smashing.
Thank you.
Copy !req
448. The vigorish serves
the poor, the hungry,
Copy !req
449. those that none of you
actually care about,
Copy !req
450. but the winnings—
Copy !req
451. the blue cheese,
or white meat or cake—
Copy !req
452. that goes to you.
Copy !req
453. The book is open.
Come-n-geddit.
Copy !req
454. You can buy a round,
you can buy time on canvas.
Copy !req
455. All action booked,
booked and paid.
Copy !req
456. Pay the doctors, boy.
Copy !req
457. Thank you.
Copy !req
458. C'mere.
Copy !req
459. Me?
Copy !req
460. You seem fit.
Copy !req
461. I need you to hit me.
Copy !req
462. Uh, no.
Copy !req
463. Don't worry,
I won't hit you back.
Copy !req
464. You'll be doing me a favor,
Copy !req
465. I need to practice
my head movements.
Copy !req
466. Wing some hooks at me.
Copy !req
467. I took piano.
Copy !req
468. What? You're worried about
your dainty hands,
Copy !req
469. like you're a fucking
neurosurgeon?
Copy !req
470. I'll do it.
Copy !req
471. Come on. Let's go.
Copy !req
472. Great. C'mon.
Copy !req
473. Who wants a parlay?
Who wants odds? Who wants...
Copy !req
474. Okay, I'm going to
bob and slip—
Copy !req
475. Ahh!
Copy !req
476. What's the thing?
Copy !req
477. Dollar Bill is sparring.
Copy !req
478. With Bonnie.
Copy !req
479. If she was
going in the ring,
Copy !req
480. this thing would be over
in the first round.
Copy !req
481. By knockout.
Copy !req
482. I can't go out there.
Not like this...
Copy !req
483. It's okay, Baby Billy.
Copy !req
484. You're kinda fucked up
about this, huh?
Copy !req
485. If you can connect on me
like that,
Copy !req
486. what's gonna happen
in the ring?
Copy !req
487. I sucker-punched you.
Copy !req
488. And I only landed a few...
dozen after that...
Copy !req
489. But I knew
you wouldn't hit back.
Copy !req
490. Mafee won't have
that luxury.
Copy !req
491. I know but...
Copy !req
492. he's got the young legs,
and a longer reach and...
Copy !req
493. And those younger legs.
Copy !req
494. Now that's just
downright mean.
Copy !req
495. I just want to carry
Copy !req
496. the Axe Cap torch,
you know?
Copy !req
497. Win for you guys.
Copy !req
498. Mafee may have youth
on his side,
Copy !req
499. but so did Donny Lalonde
Copy !req
500. when he lost the title
to Sugar Ray Leonard.
Copy !req
501. I'm Sugar Ray?
Copy !req
502. Totally.
Copy !req
503. You're gonna win because
you've got more heart.
Copy !req
504. We're dead.
Copy !req
505. Yup.
Copy !req
506. Uh. Your visitor from
the Medical Board is here.
Copy !req
507. Oh. Send him in.
Copy !req
508. Dr. Rhoades.
Copy !req
509. Dr. Zhang.
So good to see you.
Copy !req
510. Sit down.
Copy !req
511. Thank you for
making the time.
Copy !req
512. Happy to.
Whatever you need.
Copy !req
513. Some questions.
Copy !req
514. What is
your exact title?
Copy !req
515. Performance coach
and Head of HR.
Copy !req
516. And you prescribe
medication?
Copy !req
517. When necessary.
Copy !req
518. And you have private
one-on-one sessions
Copy !req
519. with employees here?
Copy !req
520. With some.
For some it's just occasional,
Copy !req
521. others not at all.
We don't force anybody.
Copy !req
522. And how personal would you say
these sessions are?
Copy !req
523. You're not here to ask me to
speak at a conference, are you?
Copy !req
524. Forgive me. I should have been
more clear when I called.
Copy !req
525. Dr. Rhoades, your medical
license is under review.
Copy !req
526. I'm sorry. Why?
Copy !req
527. There have been
accusations of malpractice.
Copy !req
528. Ethical misconduct,
misuse of confidential records.
Copy !req
529. At this time,
I'm not permitted
Copy !req
530. to disclose the source
of the allegations.
Copy !req
531. You have rights.
Copy !req
532. Eventually you will appear
before the Board for a hearing.
Copy !req
533. We will decide
whether or not to revoke.
Copy !req
534. Hey. You here to prep me
on Halftime Report?
Copy !req
535. What's the matter
with you?
Copy !req
536. You're not the only one
Taylor took aim at.
Copy !req
537. They reported me
to the Medical Board.
Copy !req
538. I might
lose my license.
Copy !req
539. Fuck.
Copy !req
540. You're going to fight this.
Am I?
Copy !req
541. I almost
spilled everything.
Copy !req
542. I didn't, obviously.
Copy !req
543. I thought about what you would
do and kept my mouth shut.
Copy !req
544. Good!
Copy !req
545. But if I was on that board,
I'd strip me.
Copy !req
546. I'd skin me.
Copy !req
547. I wasn't careless
with my records,
Copy !req
548. and I didn't just
hover on the sideline
Copy !req
549. while you and Chuck
executed some revenge move.
Copy !req
550. I drew up the play, called my
own number and ran it myself.
Copy !req
551. Are you done?
Copy !req
552. I violated
a patient's trust.
Copy !req
553. Taylor attacked, and you
just stood your ground—
Copy !req
554. it's what we do.
So self-immolate later.
Copy !req
555. Or better never.
Copy !req
556. You are
Doctor Wendy Fucking Rhoades.
Copy !req
557. No one's taking
your license.
Copy !req
558. And even if they did—
what does it matter?
Copy !req
559. You're still the best
at what you do.
Copy !req
560. Thank you.
Copy !req
561. Oh, we were supposed to be
prepping Halftime Report.
Copy !req
562. Don't worry about it,
I know what I want to say.
Copy !req
563. Axe,
so I'm sure you know,
Copy !req
564. Taylor Mason was just
on the show.
Copy !req
565. Taylor's got a sharp mind.
Copy !req
566. I saw it right away,
cultivated it.
Copy !req
567. Unfortunately I had to
show them the door
Copy !req
568. once their ethics
became clear.
Copy !req
569. What are you saying?
Be more explicit.
Copy !req
570. That they're dirty?
Copy !req
571. Oh come on, that's bullshit.
Put it this way:
Copy !req
572. you either want to be in bed
Copy !req
573. with the Russian oligarchs
or you don't—
Copy !req
574. Didn't Taylor
meet him through you?
Copy !req
575. Yes. Yes,
Copy !req
576. and when I refused to
take his money on board,
Copy !req
577. because I didn't feel good
about where it came from,
Copy !req
578. Taylor didn't hesitate
to grab it.
Copy !req
579. And then they lost
all the money anyway.
Copy !req
580. Look, look, a person
Copy !req
581. who'd sell out
their own father—
Copy !req
582. there's a chip missing there,
you know what I mean?
Copy !req
583. You got
specifics on that?
Copy !req
584. Well. There was a rumor—
you know, their—
Copy !req
585. their father had a company,
Copy !req
586. and Taylor flipped it
for their own profit.
Copy !req
587. Bottom line is this,
Copy !req
588. it's a relationship
business.
Copy !req
589. Now, they can call me
a dinosaur if they want,
Copy !req
590. but loyalty is still
a very important quality to me.
Copy !req
591. And Taylor Mason, unfortunately,
is someone you can't trust.
Copy !req
592. Axe. Really great to have
you on—We appreciate it.
Copy !req
593. Sure.
Yeah. It's been great having—
Copy !req
594. Taylor just called in.
Copy !req
595. Axe, we did not
plan this.
Copy !req
596. I swear, we would
never ambush you.
Copy !req
597. You want to
get out of here?
Copy !req
598. No. No. Put them on.
It'll be fun.
Copy !req
599. Ready?
Ready.
Copy !req
600. Okay. Uh.
Taylor, welcome back.
Copy !req
601. I know
you want to respond
Copy !req
602. to some of these things...
Copy !req
603. Axe is on the defensive
because he knows
Copy !req
604. he's dead wrong about
the fracking refineries.
Copy !req
605. We've all heard
the horror stories:
Copy !req
606. lightning coming out of
faucets, earthquakes.
Copy !req
607. New York State
banned fracking because
Copy !req
608. it's not safe to take the stuff
out of the ground.
Copy !req
609. So why's it a good idea to
truck it in from Pennsylvania?
Copy !req
610. Taylor, you're smarter
than that.
Copy !req
611. The whole flames thing
is an urban legend,
Copy !req
612. this whole thing
is safe,
Copy !req
613. and you don't care
about safe anyway.
Copy !req
614. You're just talking your book.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
615. That's more
your style, Axe.
Copy !req
616. I talk numbers and facts.
Copy !req
617. I don't lobby
behind the scenes.
Copy !req
618. Or pretend
I fired someone
Copy !req
619. who bested me
every which way.
Copy !req
620. Besting me?
Copy !req
621. Is that what you're calling
lying and pilfering?
Copy !req
622. With nothing to show for it,
by the way.
Copy !req
623. You mean besides
the Firefighters Fund?
Copy !req
624. The jewel in your
crown, and they came to me.
Copy !req
625. They were finally fed up
with your legal troubles—
Copy !req
626. not to mention the killing
you made on 9/11,
Copy !req
627. profiting from tragedy.
Copy !req
628. You are way
out of your depth.
Copy !req
629. I've been crushing the S&P
since you were in
Copy !req
630. fucking footie pajamas—
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa—
Copy !req
631. - Yeah!
- Fuck, yeah!
Copy !req
632. And now you're about to take
a bath on the refineries,
Copy !req
633. so you're coming on TV
to kill the stock.
Copy !req
634. Guys. Maybe—
Taylor, the fact is,
Copy !req
635. you stabbed me
in the back.
Copy !req
636. You're down
a few billion AUM
Copy !req
637. and now you're
trying to salvage
Copy !req
638. your tanking company
by attacking me.
Copy !req
639. But I'm gonna kick your ass
in the energy sector,
Copy !req
640. same way I'm gonna
kick your ass in the ring.
Copy !req
641. Hold on. Hold on now—
for our audience at home
Copy !req
642. that doesn't know
what's going on—
Copy !req
643. he's not literally going to
beat Taylor up.
Copy !req
644. Their traders are about to
slug it out for charity.
Copy !req
645. You know what?
I'll bet Taylor
Copy !req
646. one million dollars
that my man beats theirs.
Copy !req
647. Two million
he knocks him out.
Copy !req
648. Taylor, you want
to respond to that?
Copy !req
649. I don't negotiate with bullies.
Copy !req
650. He's trying to box me in.
But I have a choice.
Copy !req
651. And it's one
many on the Street
Copy !req
652. are starting to recognize
and take.
Copy !req
653. And that is: to not do
business with Bobby Axelrod.
Copy !req
654. It's why
I left Axe Cap,
Copy !req
655. and why many of his investors
are fleeing too.
Copy !req
656. Taylor, you're—
Hey. Sorry.
Copy !req
657. Sorry guys,
we've gotta wrap it up,
Copy !req
658. it's been interesting
to say the least...
Copy !req
659. Well. Fucking. Done.
Copy !req
660. Thank you for
the firefighter prompt.
Copy !req
661. Your timing was perfect.
Copy !req
662. I'm happy it was useful.
Copy !req
663. As the adrenaline recedes,
Copy !req
664. I'm starting to get
a new perspective.
Copy !req
665. That didn't actually
go so well, did it?
Copy !req
666. Depends.
Were you aiming to be
Copy !req
667. the Henry Rollins
of Wall Street?
Copy !req
668. All aggro rage.
Copy !req
669. I'm not sure that's gonna help
your fracking position.
Copy !req
670. This is all my fault.
Copy !req
671. I'm sorry I didn't have my shit
together earlier.
Copy !req
672. Lobbying ain't gonna
be enough.
Copy !req
673. Not by the usual methods.
Copy !req
674. We need to do more.
Copy !req
675. Thank you for seeing me,
council member Halftown.
Copy !req
676. I'm here because
I will not sit idly by
Copy !req
677. while your civil rights
are being hijacked.
Copy !req
678. Your people need
better access to voting.
Copy !req
679. I know in the past
you've taken action,
Copy !req
680. applied for mobile voting
programs but were denied.
Copy !req
681. Now. As Attorney General,
I can help you make it happen.
Copy !req
682. As your wise predecessor,
Wilma Mankiller said,
Copy !req
683. "Leaders are encouraged to
Copy !req
684. remember seven generations
in the past
Copy !req
685. and consider seven generations
in the future
Copy !req
686. when making decisions
that affect the people."
Copy !req
687. She was Cherokee.
Copy !req
688. I'm Haudenosaunee.
Copy !req
689. That would be like me citing
Vince Neil to sell you.
Copy !req
690. Does Vince Neil
speak to who you are?
Copy !req
691. Some days.
Copy !req
692. Mr. Rhoades,
you want me to lobby
Copy !req
693. the elections board
for you.
Copy !req
694. Why would I do that for
the people who chiseled us
Copy !req
695. on the land deal
surrounding the casino?
Copy !req
696. Chiseled? I thought
'partnership' was more—
Copy !req
697. Your father has tasted
the fruits of our tribe
Copy !req
698. in a way that makes us
disinclined
Copy !req
699. to trust either
him or you.
Copy !req
700. Well...
Copy !req
701. There she is.
Copy !req
702. Ah.
Look at that chin.
Copy !req
703. I know that chin.
Copy !req
704. Adorable.
A champion.
Copy !req
705. She is.
Copy !req
706. My father will sweeten
your piece on Kingsford
Copy !req
707. to what you feel
is fair...
Copy !req
708. Fine. Whatever my overly
generous son needs.
Copy !req
709. As for
your pilot program.
Copy !req
710. Send me your proposal.
Copy !req
711. Then we'll see.
Copy !req
712. Much appreciated.
Copy !req
713. Is that my little sister,
for Chrissakes?
Copy !req
714. Don't worry, Sonny, you'll
always be my only child.
Copy !req
715. I could use
your counsel.
Copy !req
716. Turning the tables.
Copy !req
717. I've been offered
an opportunity
Copy !req
718. in media technology
that utilizes blockchain.
Copy !req
719. I'd never ask you
to interfere.
Copy !req
720. But any intel...
Copy !req
721. You should proceed—
Copy !req
722. alternate uses of blockchain
have a future.
Copy !req
723. Even though Connerty
and your big boss
Copy !req
724. are trying to shut it down?
Mm.
Copy !req
725. Chuck Rhoades is lined up
on the other side.
Copy !req
726. Let's just say he's a little
more motivated on the issue.
Copy !req
727. I know it's uncomfortable,
Copy !req
728. these places where my business
and your career intersect.
Copy !req
729. I am uncomfortable,
but that's not why.
Copy !req
730. When I helped get Chuck ejected,
it was for the right reasons.
Copy !req
731. Open the window,
let in some light, some air.
Copy !req
732. It's still stuffy
as hell in here.
Copy !req
733. Just promise
you'll leave this place
Copy !req
734. before you become
so conditioned
Copy !req
735. you can't function
anywhere else.
Copy !req
736. You remember when I was a kid,
on my birthday,
Copy !req
737. and you'd spin me around
before I hit the piñata?
Copy !req
738. Sometimes I'd be so dizzy
from all the turning,
Copy !req
739. I'd end up
just smacking the air.
Copy !req
740. That's what
I'm feeling like lately.
Copy !req
741. Just all revved up
to hit something,
Copy !req
742. but I just can't
lock in on the target.
Copy !req
743. Then what you need
to do is this:
Copy !req
744. Take the blindfold off,
Copy !req
745. wait 'til the brain-fog lifts,
choose your target,
Copy !req
746. swing as hard as you can,
Copy !req
747. and take its head off.
Copy !req
748. So, what is so important
you got to drag me—
Copy !req
749. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
750. Don't make me have my people
put these on.
Copy !req
751. Thirty of my
compatriots in full regalia.
Copy !req
752. Don't make me
give interviews
Copy !req
753. about how you are
refusing us the vote.
Copy !req
754. Don't make me stage
a sit-in at your office—
Copy !req
755. You're shoving a fucking
arrowhead up my ass?
Copy !req
756. Oh. How dare you, sir.
Copy !req
757. Besides,
I'm not shoving it.
Copy !req
758. You'd be sitting down on it,
of your own accord.
Copy !req
759. Oh.
But at your weight,
Copy !req
760. that's where it would
end up for sure.
Copy !req
761. Oh. So you're
allowed to be insensitive
Copy !req
762. but I'm not?
Yes.
Copy !req
763. Fuck.
Copy !req
764. Yeah. You've got
your pilot program.
Copy !req
765. Hey.
Copy !req
766. It's not all stick.
Copy !req
767. In this envelope
you'll find tickets
Copy !req
768. and hotel confirmations
for you and the missus.
Copy !req
769. Aruba.
All expenses paid.
Copy !req
770. We did some good for
my people just now.
Copy !req
771. And you are going to
do some good
Copy !req
772. for one specific little girl,
aren't you.
Copy !req
773. The 529 college plan
is being funded as we speak.
Copy !req
774. Okay.
Copy !req
775. Tell me what we can salvage
and what we can't.
Copy !req
776. Lobbyists tell me
the can'ts are dominating.
Copy !req
777. I'd call it
50-50 right now.
Copy !req
778. It's going to come down
to the governor.
Copy !req
779. Victor?
He's leaning hard, Axe,
Copy !req
780. but his guys aren't bending.
Copy !req
781. He says it's going to
come down to the governor.
Copy !req
782. What do those two
want to tell me?
Copy !req
783. That if we sell now,
we can replace the stock
Copy !req
784. with deep in-the-money
call options.
Copy !req
785. We'd still realize losses but
we'd be capped on the downside.
Copy !req
786. Then for their own safety,
Copy !req
787. they'd better not fucking
set foot in this office.
Copy !req
788. Okay. Well if it's going to
come down to the governor,
Copy !req
789. then let's get to
the governor.
Copy !req
790. Hi, Chuck...
Copy !req
791. Meet Governor Sweeney
under other auspices,
Copy !req
792. not fracking...
Copy !req
793. but something that
plays to his ego.
Copy !req
794. Give him no reason
to think you're lobbying
Copy !req
795. for anything
in particular.
Copy !req
796. Just that you're
a well-heeled supporter.
Copy !req
797. Governor.
Copy !req
798. Pleasure to meet you.
Copy !req
799. Uh. Am I
the first one here?
Copy !req
800. Why don't you draw chips
for everyone in the room
Copy !req
801. so they can all play
on the house.
Copy !req
802. He means:
give us privacy. Huh?
Copy !req
803. I cooked a hell of a meal
for you guys.
Copy !req
804. I'm gonna serve you now.
Copy !req
805. Come on.
Copy !req
806. So. Uh.
Copy !req
807. I thought there were
13 of us.
Copy !req
808. I only count three plates.
Copy !req
809. That's right.
Copy !req
810. This is a donor dinner,
right?
Copy !req
811. It is.
Copy !req
812. Except instead of twelve people
at 100k a plate,
Copy !req
813. I thought
I'd keep it simple.
Copy !req
814. Write your Super PAC one check
for the full 1.2 mil.
Copy !req
815. Huh. Clever.
Copy !req
816. But I'm not getting involved
in the refineries.
Copy !req
817. Well. That's what
we thought you'd say.
Copy !req
818. We?
Copy !req
819. Oh. Jesus, Mary
Copy !req
820. and Sainted Joseph
the good and kind carpenter.
Copy !req
821. And like them,
now we are three.
Copy !req
822. Okay. I see how
this is going to go.
Copy !req
823. I'm gonna say no and—let me
guess—uh, teachers' strike?
Copy !req
824. No. Nurses? Or you're gonna
release my tax returns?
Copy !req
825. Or I'm gonna find Khartoum's
head in my fucking bed?
Copy !req
826. No horses need be harmed
in the making of this picture.
Copy !req
827. The universe is kind,
Governor.
Copy !req
828. Patiently providing
opportunities
Copy !req
829. to learn what you failed to
in the past.
Copy !req
830. Yeah. I'm slow, Chuck,
but I'm not that slow.
Copy !req
831. You guys are gonna win this one,
probably already have,
Copy !req
832. so I am going to choose
carrot this time.
Copy !req
833. What'll you have?
Copy !req
834. Let's fast forward
through the haggling.
Copy !req
835. This check is sitting here
on this plate.
Copy !req
836. You'll probably tell me
that the other side
Copy !req
837. can give you
the same amount.
Copy !req
838. So why don't you tell me
what you need to get this done.
Copy !req
839. The keynote slot
at the next meeting
Copy !req
840. of the National Governors
Association.
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841. Splashy. A springboard to
the presidential. Yeah.
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842. You'll have it.
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843. Really?
Just like that? Huh?
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844. No, it'll be expensive
and a total pain in the ass.
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845. But you'll have it.
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846. Fine.
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847. Then I will, uh,
make sure that
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848. the refineries loophole
stays open.
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849. Great, and why not
put a ring on it
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850. and legalize
the whole damn thing.
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851. Lift the fracking ban?
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852. If you're gonna do a thing,
do it all the way.
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853. Well, I mean,
the environmentalists
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854. will have a field day—
Think of the Upstate jobs.
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855. The tax revenue.
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856. All right, I'll, uh—
I'll... do my best.
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857. Do better than that.
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858. I just gave you
1.2 million soldiers.
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859. That should help.
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860. Put your fucking forks down.
We're leaving.
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861. Hey!
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862. Chow time.
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863. And so, General,
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864. with the Native Americans
prepared to get vocal,
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865. the news on
mobile voting isn't good.
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866. I thought Sam Houston
and the Texas Rangers
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867. took care of this shit
a hundred and fifty years ago.
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868. Looks like they left you
some work to do.
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869. Whatever you need me to do,
I'm ready.
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870. Find a way to introduce
an infected blanket,
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871. like good ol'
Lord Jeff Amherst.
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872. Steven.
Hey.
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873. Whoa.
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874. I'm glad we could finally
get this on the books.
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875. Yeah. Wendy,
it's great to see you.
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876. Um. Listen... my counter-intel
has found out
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877. that you're having some problems
with your medical license?
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878. And my board doesn't think
it's such a good idea
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879. for me to be
coached by you.
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880. Oh.
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881. Can we sit?
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882. Yeah. Of course.
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883. This is exactly the kind of
thing we need to start with.
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884. It sounds like
your board is
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885. flexing its muscles,
exerting pressure.
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886. And you gave into it.
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887. I guess.
Let's talk about that.
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888. Why do you think
your board has
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889. that kind of influence
over you—
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890. Wendy... I—I see
what you're doing.
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891. And I'm going to
stop you right there.
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892. My board has stated that
I can't have a session
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893. with a doctor who's facing
an ethics hearing.
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894. It'll make me seem
as sketchy as you.
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895. Hey, Frank.
How are you?
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896. How are you, Jeff?
How you doing?
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897. You made it.
Got money on your man, Axe.
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898. Meet Rebecca Cantu.
Hi.
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899. Rebecca. Jim Chanos.
How are you?
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900. Pleasure.
Charles.
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901. You look amazing.
You're the man.
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902. Yeah. You look fabulous.
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903. I'll see this weekend?
Awesome.
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904. Axe with
the first grenade
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905. he launched at
your father's company.
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906. Rebecca Cantu.
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907. That's more than
a business relationship.
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908. Hmm.
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909. Wendy Rhoades,
on your six.
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910. You reported me
to the Medical Board?
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911. Yes, I did.
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912. Are you going to say
it wasn't warranted?
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913. Please. Neither of us
is blameless.
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914. I think we both did things
I'd say were pretty fucked up—
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915. The difference is:
I didn't use
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916. your most intimate secrets
to destroy your family.
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917. But you went crying to the
principal's office—dick move.
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918. C'mon,
let's find our seats.
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919. I apologize.
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920. That was the first action I've
taken without your clearance.
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921. It will be the last—
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922. You're worried I'm upset
because you disobeyed me.
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923. But I know why you did it—
to defend me.
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924. And I appreciate it.
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925. I—I don't—I don't think
I can stay for this...
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926. I'll go with you.
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927. Let's get an Uber.
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928. Just remember,
you've prepared enough to win
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929. as long as
you don't rush it.
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930. So, breathe and focus.
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931. Just knock him out.
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932. No matter what happens,
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933. know that I am beside myself
with gratitude and pride.
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934. Asking you to come with me was
the best decision I ever made.
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935. Fuck. No way I can beg out
of the fight after that.
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936. Now fucking
slaughter him.
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937. Bloomberg alert.
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938. Governor's about to
announce on fracking.
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939. Oh, well.
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940. Seems only right that
we should watch his decision
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941. come down together.
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942. My thought exactly.
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943. Jed, we struck oil!
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944. Fracking. Is. Legal!
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945. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
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946. - Whoo!
- Look at that! Yeah!
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947. - Whoo!
- Yes!
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948. Yeah!
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949. What the fuck?
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950. What don't I know?
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951. What's the one thing you need
most when fracking?
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952. We've got our lot...
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953. And the agua is ours.
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954. You bought up
the fucking water rights.
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955. My short position was
actually quite small.
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956. Just enough to get on
the tote board.
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957. You baited me.
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958. You needed
fracking to happen
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959. and so you used me
to make sure that it did.
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960. I certainly couldn't
be seen doing it.
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961. Yet fact,
I made it happen.
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962. So while you'll profit, it's
only fair I make more than you.
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963. I taught you well.
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964. I see that taking credit
for my success
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965. in the midst of defeat
is a kind of balm.
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966. So you go on ahead.
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967. And if you still care to make
a wager on the fight,
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968. I'll do a million
at a buck fifty-to one.
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969. Booked.
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970. Ladies and gentlemen,
fans of the glove game
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971. from around the globe—
welcome to Fight Night!
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972. - Champ! Reigning champ!
- One, two.
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973. - One, two, three.
- You're the best ever.
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974. Style is impetuous...
- Slip!
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975. your defense is
impregnable...
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976. One, two. One, two.
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977. Thanks, Champ.
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978. We have one more reason
to level these motherfuckers.
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979. Bury him, I buy you two new
houses—one for each wife.
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980. I will, boss.
Damn right he is.
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981. Let's go, baby.
Let's go.
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982. - One, two, three.
- Ah!
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983. - One, two. Jab, jab.
- Ya!
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984. - There you go, baby.
- Ow!
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985. With all the pageantry
and respect
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986. due an event of this magnitude,
here come the fighters.
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987. First in the ring,
Dudley Mafee.
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988. Ah, yes,
the Mauler from Aurora
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989. heading into the ring
at 6'2".
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990. What do you think,
about 218 pounds?
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991. 218. That was
the same exact weight
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992. that Tyson was
in his prime.
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993. A very different 218
on the "Iron Mike" Tyson,
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994. Bob, very different.
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995. Next up,
Dollar Bill Stearn.
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996. Getting more of a George
"The Animal" Steele vibe
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997. from this one.
I agree.
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998. There appears to be a little bit
of the animal in this guy.
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999. Amazing.
Axe got Deontay Wilder
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1000. in Dollar Bill's corner.
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1001. And over
on Team Mafee,
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1002. we've got UFC heavyweight champ
Stipe Miocic.
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1003. Dollar Bill!
Dollar Bill!
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1004. And there's the bell.
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1005. All right,
and we're under way.
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1006. - We're under way.
- You got this, baby!
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1007. And... we're waiting
for someone to get hit.
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1008. Ohh!
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1009. Oh!
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1010. Dollar Bill
doesn't follow up.
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1011. He just moves back
and celebrates.
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1012. Oh!
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1013. Not entirely legal, but it's
the first guy to go down.
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1014. Fuck his ass up!
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1015. Well, patty-cake, and then
there's a baker's man.
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1016. And with that, Rich,
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1017. he just punched him
right in the fucking dick.
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1018. Oh, shit.
Again, not entirely legal.
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1019. Both of them
losing a lot of energy.
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1020. You can tell they're
dripping sweat from everywhere.
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1021. They're out of shape.
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1022. They're all fucked up.
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1023. - Ohh!
- Come on!
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1024. That's not legal.
I'm gonna be honest, viewers.
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1025. This is probably one of
the pussiest fights
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1026. They stopped
fighting before the bell.
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1027. And now
Maffe's vomiting.
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1028. Ugh.
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1029. You got to keep going
right now!
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1030. Let's go!
Make it happen!
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1031. - Keep going!
- You got to keep going!
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1032. That's
the Bald Bull Charge
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1033. from
Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!
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1034. All right, this is
quickly becoming a farce here.
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1035. Come on!
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1036. What is
going on here?
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1037. This looks like an audition for
the fucking Walking Dead.
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1038. Axe cannot be
happy about this.
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1039. Down goes
Dollar Bill.
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1040. - Just fucking stand up!
- Get up, Bill!
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1041. Stand up!
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1042. And Mafee is
trying to pull himself up,
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1043. but he's toast.
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1044. - Dig deep right now!
- Get up!
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1045. Let's go. Get up.
Get the fuck up. Let's go.
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1046. We have
two fighters down.
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1047. And the round
hasn't even started.
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1048. There's
a concession stand in the ring.
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1049. This is beyond pathetic,
Bob.
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1050. I think they're calling it
a double loss?
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1051. When you talk about
the shitbag titty fuck
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1052. of the night—
that's another fucking draw.
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1053. Ain't gonna be
no rematch.
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1054. Don't want one.
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1055. Gentlemen, gentlemen,
you will get your money back.
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1056. I will do it one at a...
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1057. Why's he so happy?
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1058. Fight was a draw.
He had push.
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1059. I won.
I motherfucking won.
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1060. I am a winner.
Because I win.
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1061. I motherfucking win.
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1062. Not bad.
Mm.
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1063. We could blow out that wall,
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1064. make a great room.
- Mm-hmm.
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1065. Or a man cave for you.
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1066. Also just rip up this island
and just flip the whole kitchen.
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1067. Yeah. We're gonna re-do
all the floors anyway,
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1068. they're like from the '90s—
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1069. Sorry, I thought
we'd be done by now.
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1070. It's just so great.
We love it.
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1071. - Nice to meet you.
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1072. When are you due?
Next month.
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1073. Mm. Your first?
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1074. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
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1075. Mm.
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1076. Good luck.
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1077. Thank you.
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1078. Well,
there they were.
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1079. We're really going to
sell to them—
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1080. So they can come in here
and tear this place apart.
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1081. I know you saw those cigars
in his pocket.
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1082. He'll be
puffing up a storm.
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1083. Whole place
will smell like it.
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1084. You're right.
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1085. Like it or not,
this is our home.
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1086. Was...
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1087. And I don't think
I want them living in it.
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1088. So we take it
off the market?
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1089. Maybe.
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1090. Oh, Wend,
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1091. oh, I was hoping
you'd say that.
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1092. And does that mean
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1093. I can, uh, move back
in to the bedroom?
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1094. Let's take it one step
at a time, Chuck.
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1095. Thank you.
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1096. It's no big deal.
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1097. You had a shitty,
shitty night.
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1098. After a couple of
shitty days.
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1099. And you actually took the time
to buy up the shares I needed.
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1100. Yeah. I found an index fund
to release a block to me.
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1101. There's something for me
in this too.
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1102. We combine our shares,
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1103. you get to make your takeover
move on Saler's,
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1104. and I get a board seat.
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1105. I knew it was
important to you...
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1106. And so it begins.
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1107. Yeah.
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1108. Now I'm at
the starting line.
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1109. Why are you
on my site?
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1110. Site's closed until
further notice.
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1111. The fuck
is this all about?
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1112. Security reasons.
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1113. This is what
it's about, Dad.
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1114. Counterterrorism,
drug enforcement, gangs.
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1115. Those illustrious
task forces
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1116. are why you are
the nation's finest.
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1117. Yes, Mr. Attorney General.
They're the pride of the NYPD.
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1118. Yeah. Which is why
I'm pulling 'em.
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1119. That prestigious work—
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1120. and the deep pocket
funding of it—
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1121. will be going instead to
your neighbors in New Jersey.
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1122. Now, that might not
make you look too good...
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1123. Jesus—
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1124. unless what?
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1125. I guess this voting thing
does matter that much to 'em.
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1126. Then you better
fucking fix it.
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1127. Ohhh, I'll fix it.
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1128. Like Lyndon Johnson
did the South.
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1129. For my own
fucking reasons.
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